Wanda Sykes' Idea To Fix D.C.: Bring Back The Duel
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2018
- 'Talk Show the Game Show' executive producer Wanda Sykes thinks one arcane tradition could solve a lot of problems in D.C.
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I laughed soo much when she said moving boxes and a Uhaul! Somebody needs to do this now!
Moving boxes and a U-Haul... best idea in the world. Thanks Wanda and Stephen. I'm crying with laughter in lockdown April 2020 in France.
she's highly intelligent, people subconsciously apply bias to her and you can hear it in her voice and the things she talks about. beautiful woman.
not intelligent enough to stay away from Epstein Island.
she was soooo funny in vids available now of sitcom with dreyfuss..julia louise..old christine adventures..
She is great.
The world needs more wanda sykes
Wanda is a force of nature, a hurricane of humor and humility
"...gettin' ahead of the lie..." Wanda, you absolutely NAILED it! Love it.
This woman has been making me laugh for years.
A lot!
For what exactly ?
Yes, absolutely. I've learned to go to bathroom BEFORE I listen to her.
Still miss her show.
Me too
I love Wanda..she's hilarious 😂😂😂
"I'd show up with boxes and a uhaul" while signaling get out, its time to go! Lol!
She's very underrated as a comedian.
HKim0072 wait she’s a comedian ? Lmao
Dino Sabalić she’s the same woman who got booed off stage a couple years back right ? Then started cussing out the crowd ? Yeah so hilarious 😂
@@garlicknot887 Is there a comedian that hasn't been booed off stage? So what? I'm not sure why, probably Trump related i'm guessing. Never seen her not being funny and her NASA bit is one of the best female bits ever.
Dino Sabalić her whole bit was “Fuck Trump” and the Boston crowd booed her into oblivion 😂 I mean when you just repeat what CNN, late night talk shows, and every other SJW comedian says, it gets old. I’m so glad she’s not really that relevant anyways
@@garlicknot887 As i suspected. That shit doesn't mark her as a bad comedian tho, but you fuckers are to touchy about you're politics. But she should be smarter as even the name Trump in a comedy is a turn off.
She is hands down the QUEEN OF COMEDY!🖤
Wanda Sykes has got to be top tier woman comedian, comedian in general. Love her and she IS an icon.
Ever since I first saw her many years ago, I've always been delighted by Wanda Sykes. She's one of a kind.
Can she host SNL already????
I love Wanda Sykes, she's an inspiration to brilliant funny women everywhere!
I just love Wanda’s humour. Such talent and natural beauty.
love her - she's one of America's funniest comedians
I LOVE Wanda! I missed her on Curb this year!
PhantomKaratOfficial Yep! Agree fully😎
PhantomKaratOfficial
Amen to that - Greetings from Denmark
Word.
I can't deal with her voice though lol.
I love her she’s great!
I love Wanda. I lost it when she said she would accept an invite to the White House and bring moving boxes and a U-Haul.
The trouble with bringing back the duel is, a duel is a fight for honour. No one on Capitol Hill has any honour whatsoever, so no one would ever actually do it.
True
Gray Fullbuster 👩🎤Good point🇺🇸
Plus some people would back out by using bone spurs as an excuse.
How about trial by combat, then? 😁
Brilliant statement, just love it
Wanda Sykes is one of the most amazing women this country has had the luck of having her in it. I would love to see her have a duel, I know she would win 😄 what a brilliant human being she is, thanks for bringing us Joy to the world, once again she is one amazing funny lady you just have to love her!
It's true though.... If you brought back dueling, Trump would run away so fast you wouldn't even have to wait for Mueller to go get'em.
Adam Martin And then he'd brag "I am the best runner, I did the fastest run anyone has ever seen, and I had a bigger crowd watching me run than any president in history" 😒
Adam Martin Trump would stand his ground like a man...
...then, as per usual, stab his opponent in the back.
Adam Martin yeah, because he doesn't want to die? Do you liberals really believe bringing back dueling is moral? Lmfao
Sean, why do you think I'm a liberal? I just think Trump is a pussy. Andrew Jackson would bend him over and have his way with him. What a loser of a president.
Trump would get a doctor's note to save himself and then put someone else in his place to do the dirty work.
Wanda can even make Ellen laugh hysterically.
Wanda is to much love her..shes hilarious.
way more funny and intelligent then the parts given to her in her movies. go girl! love you!
A guy consumed Horse manure "because a crowd was chanting for him to" .. and people wonder how Trump happend...
Wanda rocks!! Love, Love, Love her❤
Terrific band love the horns! John Batiste, awesome! Wanda Sykes is spot on!
Wanda is one of the funniest people ever
your an inspiration for people with Downs, keep on doing what your doing, great job.
lol Klunes. I am amazed that 47sabrine was able to type a message on UA-cam. Keep up the good work 47, you are a very special person.
If you believe that, you are an oxygen thief!!
I'd show up with moving boxes and a U-Haul.
😂
Wanda I love you,you're a great comedian and a great person,congratulations.
Go Wanda go!!!👏👍
Love ya Wanda !!!
I love this woman! She’s smart and very funny..😄
I feel like she intimidates Stephen a bit. Go Wanda!
Love Wanda..she is just down to earth, real, etc...she is just a wonderful person.
That suit is class and couture.
For Jon & the band to give you a Stevie Wonder walk on, you gotta be *really* good.
insomniacfolder She is 😎
Camera should pan to Stay Human more frequently
In the broadcast, they play a lot more of the time, on camera. The videos on YT don't show the whole thing. I wish they did.
I would have danced my way to the stage.
insomniacfolder I thought she was talking and waving to the band.
I love her voice!
Something positive about Trump: He won't live forever.
I mean, he's in his seventies, overweight and lives on junkfood - he's probably not going to live to the end of the decade.
Well, we can hope.
Jim Fortune He’s one pound below obese
Disco/Secret
And he'll live to be 200.
And he has miraculously cured himself of heel spurs.
He's not a twin
"The good always die young but assholes live forever!" Have no idea the original author of the quote, I got it from my fav comedian, Lewis Black.
If we're having duels we need to do this right, no guns, just fists. Two men enter, one man leaves. They say build the wall.... I say build the Thunderdome.
Or just plain old fencing. It's way harder and more of a workout that you'd think. Plus is hurts when someone scores a point, even with the padded top on. I can't recall official name and I'm too tired to look it up.
hell yeah, just give me 15 minutes with Trump in a cage full of hedge-apple sized rocks. Done deal.
Prez Bone Spurs is a draft-dodger, so he's neither current nor ex-military. A coward. Easily defeatable. Just shout loud and brandish any weapon and he'll shit his britches.
anon ymous LMAO
anon ymous By weapon, do you mean a book?
It's amazing to see them together, because they both have done the Hot One's interview pretty recently.
added her to my personal "celebs i love" list!
wanda sykes is one of the funniest comedians ive ever seen usually making all the hosts laugh but mr colbert can make anyone laugh, even wanda!
she should host the Academy Awards this year .
I absolutely love her. She is so funny!
Trump: "tell Melania i was in the situation room handling Storm weather reports...." ;)
Holy crap, I have been SAYING this. All this posturing and swagger needs an outlet.
politicians as bold and strong as soldiers? only if they take for self will they risk their lives. rule by force is next.
being six foot seven and trained in combat life long that is not such a bad deal for me n mine.
Twilight Gardens presentations "being six foot seven" If it's a pistol duel that'd be a downside. You could choose swords but in the Code Duello they could protest as not being a proficient swordsman.
"LMAO!! Wanda is awesome!", Ol' Whitey.
I love Wanda and have for a long time. Funny and spot on with her humor.
😇😍Wanda is great. Love her and Steven colbert
Wanda looks really great here! Hair and makeup on point.
Love her so much....bring back the duel lol
So your plan is to duel Dems against the gun nuts, do you see a problem with that plan or do you hate the Dems that much.
she make a good side kick like that woman who is a side kick for Howard Stern. like Ed McMann .but she is probably overqualified for the job.
im dead
Fair point, but the avg gun enthusiast is overwhelmingly Republican, Dem gun ownership and expertise is on avg way below that of Republicans so regardless of individual instances, my point still stands.
Siddharth Birdi Well about the ownership, to my knowledge the pistols were chosen just before the duel so ownership wouldn't matter. As for expertise, it's a single shot pistol at short range that's highly prone to misfiring. And this all assuming swords weren't chosen for the duel.
Wanda is pure gold!
She's so fantastic. Thanks for being you, Wanda!
She was so close to calling him Jon Stewart. Good save though
or John Oliver
She was saying Jon while waving to Jon batiste no Stephen
Neil Bensch I thought I was tho only one that caught that 😂😂😂
Neil Bensch yup. I ran it back immediately. LOL
Benjamin G.L. a few moments later she was about to say "Hey John" but got interrupted by Stephen
i been a fan of Wanda for years always makes me laugh
Seriously, no one got Stephen's Wakanda name drop? ^^
mori1bund I caught it lol
mori1bund I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump thought Wakanda was a real place.
Phil Lewis:
"This country Wakanda is a shithole country, but I heard they've got vibranium!
We should totally go to war with them! Let's attack them and then blame Hillary!"
"We should be letting people in from good countries like Latveria."
mori1bund I
Wanda Sykes to host the next Oscars😆
Fun fact: The space between the two sides of the house in the UK parliament is exactly the distance necc to engage in a sword duel, as this was a common way to settle a dispute when the British parliament was set up...
Drawn Hi hon sorry but its actually two swords & an inch appart. It's meant to discourage dueling & to remind MP's to find peaceful solutions to disagreements.
There's even a red line on the carpet on each side where the MP's stand. To remind them to seek resolutions by peaceful means.
I've added a link below if you'd like to learn more about this little quirk from the UK Parliament. Have a good one. Cheers. 😊
www.google.com.au/amp/s/parliamentum.org/2011/07/28/two-swords-and-one-inch-apart/amp/
Yup two swords. Set up to prevent MPs from stabbing eachother.
Wanda Sykes is impressive in her stand up comedy
Such a finny gal and great personality
This is one of the funniest interviews in awhile, loved it.
Situation room just took on a new meaning🌟
I love glasses on her!💓
Moving boxes and a U-Haul...lmao
All jokes aside, talk duels, open debates in public would be quite refreshening for any democracy.
Talking, finding a consensus and even fighting are fundamental in a democracy, reading Hannah Arendt would help many people.
Wanda just makes you happy
You are Awesome Wanda!
I LOVE WANDA SYKES .... she is an amazing comedian but an incredible woman too @@ waving to Wanda
love her... ❤️
For all the Trump voters, just stop and think how you would feel about him if he had a D as his party affiliation. Trump is the swamp.
So foolish, he is fixing the crap the obama left behind!! The traitor!!
@@robgore3881 Sure Vladamir!
I agree with Wanda. Let'em duke it out. I'd love to see Mitch McConnell go at it with John McCain.
Larry Summers
but not current McCain, his brain cancer has weakened him.
Candidate McCain would kick that turtle’s ass tho.
I'd love for that to happen too. Because McConnell would have to die in order to meet up with our dearly missed American hero John McCain.
Thank you the late show for the laughs in a not so laughable time .
Wanda looks great
Right on Wanda! Albright and a kardashian in the same room? Bet you thought you smokin' a blunt!
Wanda Sykes came up with the most meta talk show-related idea lol. People coming on actually getting scored based on their ridiculous tropiness. Carding for excessive name dropping is an awesome plan.
"Is the open star dead?" That's so fucking funny
I'm a gonna get some Liptor crazy, y'all!
When I read duel, I thought she meant swords. That! would be great. Anyone in Congress against Trump! haha
Oooooohhhhh yes, Wanda!!! No more wars either, then!
I have always liked her humour
That little dual skit😂😂
She's great in everyway. Listen to her phone call to a prison, asking about sex visits to a prisoner!
I loved her voice work in 'Over the Hedge' and 'Crank Yankers'.
Great interview! Love her
I. Love going to the White House in a U-Haul with moving boxes!
TRUMP IN A DUEL
With his dying breath "It's not FAIR! It's a witch hunt!"
Trish Truitt
I certainly like the “dying breath” part.
😆😆😆😆
Dunk him again, fat floats.
Bring back duels! As a Republican, I approve this message.
Yellow Card, excessive name dropping
Wanda's spit take was perfect lol
Wanda is hilarious, stephen looks uncomfortable at times when wanda shocks (guess its the pressure from network heads)
Stephen always looks awkward with other comedians, with the possible exception of Jon Stewart and John Oliver. Maybe you have to be a John for him to like you as a comedian. 🤷🏾♀️
- Is there anything positive that comes to mind when you think about the president?
- Donald Trump is not a cannibal.
"Proof?"
Eric Trump is still alive.
Amenti H
Really? How can you tell?
Amenti H As far as the American people are aware. 😲🍖😵
Richard Darlington
You think he's a zombie?..
brilliant ty
Wanda is pretty on here love her glasses
"Is the porn star dead yet?" - She's brave for that.
I want to see Talk Show the Game Show bring it to Australia
I love this woman...I wish I could see more of her...
Love her
Amazing 😻
I am 250% for bringing back the Duel because even Michael J Fox has quicker and steadier reflexes than Trump! Its the quickest way out for everyone xD
I would engage Trump in a battle of wits, but I can't harm an unarmed man.
Not so smooth
6:09 Steven's like: "Oh, you're serious."
Sam Wurdemann
part of me thinks he knew from rehearsal that they were going to go there, but he definitely doesn’t know how to handle Wanda and her style of straight shooter comedy.
Sam Wurdemann I
Brilliant!