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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • #killtony #standupchannel #highlights

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  • @gregpoiboy
    @gregpoiboy 2 місяці тому +480

    “I don’t have time to grind in Omaha” 😂😂😂😂

    • @trumantwitchell8173
      @trumantwitchell8173 2 місяці тому +21

      me watching that in omaha rn💀

    • @rgrohith
      @rgrohith Місяць тому +6

      That dude is hilarious

    • @SpAzZzZz_
      @SpAzZzZz_ 12 днів тому

      @@trumantwitchell8173me too

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen 2 місяці тому +219

    “I strangled the guy with a chain…”
    “We’ll be right back” - Dr Phil

    • @PwnyBoy
      @PwnyBoy 6 днів тому

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @projectnewtype6879
    @projectnewtype6879 2 місяці тому +243

    I’ve seen some wild shit in my time but dude swallowing a kidney stone is definitely top 3 mind bending moments holy fuck

    • @rickylopez2011
      @rickylopez2011 2 місяці тому +11

      It's 1am and I just yelled in disgust and laughed so hard

    • @GlRTHBR00KS
      @GlRTHBR00KS Місяць тому +12

      Which is exactly why he did it. Luis isn’t funny, so he had to force a laugh via shock humor

    • @Charlesgerb
      @Charlesgerb Місяць тому

      I think that was my first legit jaw drop moment what the fuck!

    • @TifffanyTaylor
      @TifffanyTaylor Місяць тому +3

      The first kidney stone to exit one man, & enter a different man. What an accomplishment

    • @mesowinss
      @mesowinss 29 днів тому

      ​@@rickylopez2011😮😅

  • @poke_hoard422
    @poke_hoard422 2 місяці тому +141

    That PURPLE BACON shit got me dead

    • @DagnirRen
      @DagnirRen Місяць тому +2

      Bro im dying at that one 😂

    • @nikaiobadze6340
      @nikaiobadze6340 26 днів тому +1

      Please explain

    • @ryanalexharris
      @ryanalexharris 20 днів тому

      @@nikaiobadze6340describing pu$$y

    • @JomboyTonesAgain
      @JomboyTonesAgain 3 дні тому

      @@nikaiobadze6340it’s a certain brand laxative from Argentina

    • @user-sl7ki4ip7v
      @user-sl7ki4ip7v 11 годин тому

      @@nikaiobadze6340their privates are darker 😂

  • @Igoreshkin
    @Igoreshkin 2 місяці тому +98

    1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 2 місяці тому +7

      Hey, I was just wondering if you still think the first guy was hilarious?

    • @Igoreshkin
      @Igoreshkin 2 місяці тому +14

      @@wizcorn9958 Rewatched twice and I confident that 1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @weepo2651
      @weepo2651 Місяць тому

      @@wizcorn9958yeah that dude was the best of the video he killed more than the regular

    • @Fortys40s
      @Fortys40s 2 дні тому

      Ehh his minute was wack but he is funny

  • @TigerHood69
    @TigerHood69 2 місяці тому +78

    the lords work. Highlights: unlocking all the islands for visa citizenship and dude drinking a kidney stone. Glad to see the show it back in its OG format and not in arenas with crowds who aren’t fully immersed

    • @ElyciusM
      @ElyciusM 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, comedy clubs are definitely the best format for the show.

  • @usherhubb
    @usherhubb 2 місяці тому +120

    HE DID NOT just pop that kidney stone like a perc

    • @SockMonkeyPal7
      @SockMonkeyPal7 Місяць тому +1

      You’re edgy and cool.
      What are Percs?

    • @usherhubb
      @usherhubb Місяць тому +16

      @@SockMonkeyPal7 Multi-Vitamins, hope this helps!

    • @MikePlacer
      @MikePlacer Місяць тому

      Instant kidney stone

    • @Wilderbliss17
      @Wilderbliss17 Місяць тому +2

      @@SockMonkeyPal7aw.. does someone need a hug? 🤗

    • @ericcunningham9776
      @ericcunningham9776 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@SockMonkeyPal7 I can't even really fathom you being serious with this comment 😂

  • @dianaduarterdd
    @dianaduarterdd 2 місяці тому +31

    That dude swallowing the kidney stone is going to haunt me forever 💀

    • @carsonbravo6326
      @carsonbravo6326 Місяць тому +1

      Right im two minutes into the next set just looking for comments about that 🤢

  • @G-USA
    @G-USA 2 місяці тому +40

    There is nobody better to swallow a kidney stone next to than the germaphobe Sal Vulcano lmao

  • @bonesandknives
    @bonesandknives 2 місяці тому +135

    “they BOTH have cancer??”

    • @vinny2555332
      @vinny2555332 Місяць тому +5

      Your comment is useless just like mine

    • @joshbrall8711
      @joshbrall8711 7 днів тому

      So is mine but, when do I finger you made laugh out loud a lot

  • @MBforme5677
    @MBforme5677 2 місяці тому +104

    He did not just eat the kidney stone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thejankest4541
    @thejankest4541 2 місяці тому +54

    Wow finally someone named Ari who’s funny.

    • @powermansd
      @powermansd 2 місяці тому +3

      the amazing racist was hilarious when i was young but i agree

  • @aaronshardlow1234
    @aaronshardlow1234 2 місяці тому +15

    “Send the planes Pete” bro has no fear of being cancelled

  • @TrulyNowhereMan
    @TrulyNowhereMan 2 місяці тому +113

    Jack Shaw and Drew Nickens are insane additions to the KT pokedex.

    • @gerardoneiragonzalez2824
      @gerardoneiragonzalez2824 2 місяці тому +1

      Casey rocket>

    • @Peterward.arborist
      @Peterward.arborist 2 місяці тому +5

      KT Pokédex 😂

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 2 місяці тому

      So insane they made William Montgomery think his job was gone lol

    • @em0p0ny
      @em0p0ny 2 місяці тому

      Disagree​ with yah but respect the opinion@@gerardoneiragonzalez2824

    • @caseyryan4002
      @caseyryan4002 2 місяці тому +5

      Drew Nickens hasn't made me laugh even once. I don't get the hype

  • @Hoodie_Tello202
    @Hoodie_Tello202 Місяць тому +14

    Purple bacon is the craziest shit I’ve heard. Hilarious!!!!!

  • @Mario-xx7jn
    @Mario-xx7jn 2 місяці тому +42

    The fact that I’ve gotten active during a fault in our stars made me laugh pretty hard

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot 2 місяці тому +6

      You’re weird

    • @dhdixjrnedndjd9672
      @dhdixjrnedndjd9672 Місяць тому +1

      @@Sacksalotshut up

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot Місяць тому

      @@dhdixjrnedndjd9672 go feel up a girl during schindlers list and leave me alone

    • @teodoronova2548
      @teodoronova2548 Місяць тому +3

      W mans

    • @Mario-xx7jn
      @Mario-xx7jn Місяць тому

      @@teodoronova2548 thank you

  • @ZoTrAcK
    @ZoTrAcK 2 місяці тому +22

    A very funny part that is missing here is when William told he had a friend named Jamone and I think Luis J. said, "wait, you have a friend named with the sound that Michael Jackson does?"

  • @theamazingoutlaw
    @theamazingoutlaw 2 місяці тому +56

    purple bacon 😂

  • @kurtiswoods1663
    @kurtiswoods1663 2 місяці тому +12

    Louis C Qeusadilla holy fuckin shit you're often too good Tony.

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen 2 місяці тому +16

    Antonia guy goated! 😂

  • @nbaez
    @nbaez 2 місяці тому +5

    Drew sounds exactly like buddy from step brothers lolol

  • @_Sorceressb
    @_Sorceressb 22 дні тому +3

    I think Tony lost his mind just a little bit @ 12:30 😂😂

    • @nicelikejesus
      @nicelikejesus 21 день тому

      Shit had to said. Tried of hearing that fkn story.

  • @ChuckBerry-em8iu
    @ChuckBerry-em8iu Місяць тому +4

    The answer to “I don’t know If he’s Gay or Puerto Rican” is quite often yes.

  • @mrsuprman11
    @mrsuprman11 2 місяці тому +7

    “Aioli was on everything…I don’t fk with aioli at all” 😂😂😂😂 23:48

  • @josefk-g5u
    @josefk-g5u 19 днів тому +1

    I saw the first guy in Helsinki back in 2019. He absolutely killed. He’s brilliant!

  • @kerrymiller4074
    @kerrymiller4074 13 днів тому

    Dude got the best therapy session ever, he was for real re-living that shit

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 2 місяці тому +5

    "were winning the race"

  • @shakashakur4233
    @shakashakur4233 Місяць тому +3

    Eating someone else’s kidney stone is the wildest shit😂

  • @mehmustache
    @mehmustache Місяць тому +1

    "We have a castel and we have MEEEEEEE""" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tyranisaurus4288
    @tyranisaurus4288 2 місяці тому +6

    I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS YOU’RE AWESOME!!

  • @highlyelevated7474
    @highlyelevated7474 2 місяці тому +5

    That stone swallow tho 😂😂

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets Місяць тому +3

    Bruuuuuh I can’t even continue on after the kidney stone

  • @dcbqb19
    @dcbqb19 2 місяці тому +4

    I always wondered where Triumph was from until I heard the guy from Estonia 😂

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 Місяць тому +3

    I love Luis so fucking much dude 😂😂 he was so quiet this whole episode and then ate a fucking kidney stone

  • @Charlesbernard1933
    @Charlesbernard1933 2 місяці тому +1

    Must have the only mountain of blow back stage. Everyone is wired lol luv it.

  • @Cx_Howlett
    @Cx_Howlett Місяць тому +3

    “Adrian I did it”

  • @lolinpinguin
    @lolinpinguin 14 днів тому

    “Limp Bizkit is older than my country“ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @KeyboardWarrior0511
    @KeyboardWarrior0511 29 днів тому

    Dude this episode is crazy good holy shit😂

  • @YeOleBaz
    @YeOleBaz Місяць тому +1

    I dont think even Steve-O would have downd that kidney stone holy shit.

  • @JrChB5to
    @JrChB5to 2 місяці тому +5

    Adrian (rocky voice) 😂😂

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy 2 місяці тому +5

    Bruh i got work in like 4 hours but im up cacklin

  • @nathanielbalangitao1367
    @nathanielbalangitao1367 2 місяці тому +4

    Who uses rape as a opening joke first time on😂💀

  • @NoPityForYouCoward
    @NoPityForYouCoward 2 місяці тому +3

    I feel like i dropped acid

  • @evanmankrum
    @evanmankrum 2 місяці тому +1

    thank you for making these

  • @vintagesavvy105
    @vintagesavvy105 Місяць тому

    The way I’m never drinking an energy drink ever again after this

  • @SpAzZzZz_
    @SpAzZzZz_ 12 днів тому

    The funniest thing is 1:11 if he drops the accent after the bit and starts speaking clear California English

  • @NastyNate28
    @NastyNate28 13 днів тому

    20:22 hey man I get it 😂jk

  • @chrislince5720
    @chrislince5720 Місяць тому +1

    Bro ate a kidney stone 😱

  • @8BitNaptime
    @8BitNaptime 22 дні тому

    I like how Jack Shaw is a mix of Rick Glassman and Bobcat Goldthwait

  • @smokeyyy313
    @smokeyyy313 2 місяці тому +3

    Nah louis is sick

  • @dashp8902
    @dashp8902 25 днів тому

    Purple bacon . My new favorite phrase

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 2 місяці тому +2

    Jack Shaw... is there any more of him?

  • @Juliano_DJOL
    @Juliano_DJOL 2 місяці тому +1

    When he ate the stone tho 🤯😮😂

  • @Tata83102
    @Tata83102 Місяць тому

    Literally fighting gagging while at work.

  • @janelleshetters8320
    @janelleshetters8320 10 годин тому

    Robin Williams vibes big time!!!!

  • @johnnymoore3649
    @johnnymoore3649 Місяць тому

    Send the planes Pete!!!😂

  • @TheAxeman225
    @TheAxeman225 20 днів тому

    The Eileen, Irene, Coñsuelo joke has potential.

  • @theyoutubeofmyname
    @theyoutubeofmyname 2 місяці тому +1

    23:48 aioli was on everything 😂

  • @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630
    @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630 Місяць тому

    Estonia is so small the last one to go to sleep turns off the lights!

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 місяці тому +3

    Ari is a beast

  • @ScubaSmalls95
    @ScubaSmalls95 24 дні тому +1

    Wtf homie just ate a kidney stone hope 🤢🤢

  • @reckitronald9478
    @reckitronald9478 2 дні тому

    Louis is an animal

  • @oscarmeza113
    @oscarmeza113 2 місяці тому +3

    Purple bacon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lucy_0neL0ve
    @Lucy_0neL0ve 24 дні тому

    Sal just died 😂😂😂

  • @linkmediauk
    @linkmediauk 14 днів тому

    Ari Matti is so jokes 😂😂😂

  • @spensbat
    @spensbat 2 місяці тому +4

    Drew’s appearance had me turning down my volume and skipping forward, I’m confused by the signing.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 2 місяці тому +1

      He gets the crowd hyped, he’s good for preparing the crowd for actual comedians. He’s not that funny but he’s a fun guy and can shift the energy in the room. Tony is like belechik when it comes to his strategizing

    • @J3ONE5
      @J3ONE5 2 місяці тому +2

      Him and Casey Rocket are the worst. I'll skip every time.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 2 місяці тому +1

      @@J3ONE5 i like Casey even though he’s not hitting all the time his style is so unique and unpredictable that just watching him to see if he kills or not is funny. But I ca totally see how someone doesn’t like him lol

  • @snorrerathje4851
    @snorrerathje4851 2 місяці тому +1

    hahah Ari has some Charisma ❤

  • @kamerontheisen403
    @kamerontheisen403 12 днів тому +1

    6:30 is Albert wEinstein

  • @headlesspokerllc.3323
    @headlesspokerllc.3323 13 днів тому

    2nd time watching this. Still can’t believe he eats the kidney stone like a perc. Wow

  • @chickenlittle5455
    @chickenlittle5455 Місяць тому

    Still makes me gag, laugh and cry when Luis eats that dudes kidney stone, I’ve seen this episode many times and it still shocks me when I see him do that shit ☠️

  • @hollatafool
    @hollatafool 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for not letting Mars talk

  • @redman8889
    @redman8889 21 день тому

    DEERRRR!!!!, Adrienne I did it!!!

  • @Based_Sir887
    @Based_Sir887 Місяць тому +1

    Dude Ari is fuckin hilarious

  • @ItisWhatitis722
    @ItisWhatitis722 25 днів тому

    Jetski is hilarious!

  • @SilentRio
    @SilentRio Місяць тому +1

    Dayum was Rocky that amazing they cut his whole gig?! 😬

  • @sahilkambhampaty1886
    @sahilkambhampaty1886 Місяць тому

    I love the way Kam says what the fuck

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 2 місяці тому

    great episode, ty

  • @Daytona5158XboxGamertag
    @Daytona5158XboxGamertag Місяць тому

    Eat my kidney stones 😂😂😂

  • @Marco-qy5fj
    @Marco-qy5fj Місяць тому

    The Pete wrote was crazy

  • @not1personknowsy
    @not1personknowsy Місяць тому

    Todd Royce is just David Cross in a costume

  • @joshbrall8711
    @joshbrall8711 7 днів тому

    Todd is fucking hilarious!

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 Місяць тому

    Jack was so awesome

  • @degagere
    @degagere 2 місяці тому +1

    Great épisode....

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets Місяць тому

    Bro that movie shit though real af

  • @destroyer9817
    @destroyer9817 22 дні тому

    I had no idea that was Sal until he spoke about Jesus

  • @gg7814
    @gg7814 17 днів тому

    If I fall, he’s dead🤣

  • @Charles36.
    @Charles36. Місяць тому +1

    There are multiple states that are bigger than his country

  • @jameshood4276
    @jameshood4276 Місяць тому

    Ari might be the funniest person in the world. Can you imagine being funny in a language you don't know that well?

  • @con12659
    @con12659 14 днів тому

    GTA unlock this shit😭😭😭

  • @HartAttack95
    @HartAttack95 Місяць тому

    For the record, Judaism is not an ethnicity. It's a religion

  • @TheRealManicMechanic
    @TheRealManicMechanic Місяць тому +1

    I wanna be on this so bad lol

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon 2 місяці тому

    Mars MarShon, you really don't need to sign up for KT anymore.

  • @iix23
    @iix23 2 місяці тому +6

    Fun edit. Can't go wrong with no Hans Kim.
    Jim Montgomery is getting worst. I see a "Trap door" in his future.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter 2 місяці тому +2

      Jim lmao is William. Maybe he’s getting so boring ppl forgetting his name

    • @iix23
      @iix23 2 місяці тому

      @@Southforthewinter Ha ha ha. Jim Montgomery is the coach for the Boston Bruin hockey team and equally not funny but,, a great coach.

  • @jessemasters1446
    @jessemasters1446 2 місяці тому

    OMG THE STONE

  • @crazymike7599
    @crazymike7599 10 днів тому

    Dude i hope that russian guy makes it😂

  • @DeepInfernoRising
    @DeepInfernoRising День тому +1

    @20:25 😂😂

  • @GrapeStation
    @GrapeStation 2 місяці тому +3

    💜🥓

  • @dramares
    @dramares 5 днів тому

    12:00... KT!!!

  • @chevyastleford515
    @chevyastleford515 Місяць тому

    Thats how I say snickers🤷‍♂️

  • @romanrodriguez1517
    @romanrodriguez1517 Місяць тому

    This is funny 😆