Steamed Hams but every single frame is sorted quietest to loudest
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- Опубліковано 14 січ 2024
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This has gotten a lot more popular than I expected so here is the revised code responsible for this:
pastebin.com/Kcaczswd - Ігри
How long did this take I have to know
thirty minutes, python, and a dream
@@big-wadedo you have the code for this somewhere?
@@vozh-kc its not that good but sure! pastebin.com/MrxREvCR
edit: revised version in description
@@big-wade naw, don't sell yourself short mate, that's pretty solid code!
also, I've been writing python for over a decade now, teaching it for the past 3 years and i never knew you can do the kind of nested tuple unpacking like you're doing around line 30, that is SO cool!
@@vozh-kc thank you so much!
i love how you can hear "HEEEEELP" and "AURORA BOREALIS" getting more frequent
That and "SEEEEYMOOUURRR"
Seymour creates a temporal rift localized entirely within his kitchen
I was surprised to see that the yawn seems to be the loudest part overall.
@@crestothegecko6279 Can we see it?
She is trying to get out
Using this as computer noises for the background of a sci fi thing
Perfection
I'd like to hear about the sci-fi thing.
Still recognizable
@@simontist Eh, you can put some filters on it and no one will know
@@simontistIt’s recognizable but not TOO recognizable. It’d be a good easter egg.
Chalmers screaming "seymore" distorted across the Shredded fabric of time near the end is exactly what I was hoping for
Did chris nolan write your comment
Hearing Seymour's mother screaming for help for what felt like an hour was also an experience
I was surprised to find out that Skinner fake yawning is actually louder than Chalmers screaming Seymour
2:29
I wish I could send this back to the writers room in 1992 and blow their minds
Getting past the “chewing era” of this video was incredibly difficult.
the beginning was pure sensory horror
Only the strongest misophonia sufferers will survive.
It was funny
@@derpfluidvariant0916 Started screaming
i've never had an issue with chewing sounds until this video. I get it now
This feels like I am downloading all steamed hams videos into my brain at once
Neo: "I know Steamed Hams"
POV: Vision command grabbed you
@@Damian_1989 “show me”
hit show Chuck
@@Damian_1989
Morpheus: "May I see it?"
Neo: ...no.
This is probably the closest humanity will ever get to understanding “perceiving time all at once”
Fun fact: all your memories are stored in such a non-sequential manner and only appear sequential to us during recollection. This video is the closest you get to a pure memory, detached from the event of having to recollect it.
@@olindbloIs that why LSD causes a sensation of time warping and dilating?
Nah this is still in a certain sequential order. Perceiving time all at once would be like “Steamed hams but every frame is played at the same time continuously”
@@santiagolarson5926 CUDA core Hams
@@UrsineBloke probably not
The flashes of increasingly angry facial expressions as the volume climbs is wonderful
Sometimes you forget that human speech is basically a wind instrument modulated by slapping wet meat together and then something like this comes along and reminds you
And you know what's the thing about steamed hams?
It's wet meat ;)
when she steam on my ham til i woodwind
>I graduated from Reddit university
I guess
@@VinluvAntonHandesbukiagoing to assume you meant this as a compliment because you seem to be the most reddit person who's ever been
The speech of a dead god, using their voices as its vessel. It is not them. They cannot be saved.
Rip dead god
WOOOOOO DEAD GOD FINALLY COMPLETED TBOI WOOOOOO
2 more save files to go !
💀
Where are you quoting that from? Just asking.
Chalmers face becoming progressively disgruntled until he's shouting as the flames send skinner into a hysterical flailing frenzy. A truly magnificent luncheon 10/10 will steam again
The regular recurrence of the song frames just gives it such an eerie quality. This is amazing.
In the end, all Chalmers can do is defiantly scream the name of his nemesis as reality collapses around him.
Underrated comment
SEMMOOOOOOR
LMAO
Chalmers' scream is what it will sound (and look) like when you have a neuralink installed and someone sends you a corrupted gif
Ah, yes, my enemy, “EMEUEUEUEEUEEUEEAOOOAOEEOOEEUEE”
I love how, despite the fact that the frames are felt at the same speed, it just *feels* like its getting faster, theres something about the louder chaos just feeling faster than the quieter chaos.
I think it's the higher contrast in the types of sounds.
All quiet sounds are pretty similar in that they're pretty close to silence. Loud sounds can be more different from one another.
Basically, quieter sounds change less because they're more similar, so it sounds like they change less often. Whereas louder sounds are more audibly distinct, so you can really feel the change in audio every frame.
Also a lot of the quieter frames are from the same scene
It's like that meme of a music staff filled with rests but every bar the rests get shorter lengths and doubled.
Faster... and violent.
Lisa, in this house we we obey the the laws of thermodynamics!
the evil AI when i spill my drink on it's harddrive
When I die and instead of my life flashing before my eyes, it’s just my memory of every individual time I’ve watched a steamed hams video
halfway through I started feeling physically ill as my mind struggled to process what I was watching, but that soon gave way to a slight tinge of fear as the disembodied screams of Agnes Skinner were stitched together with years of shitposting
probably normal reaction to this
my impression of that part in text form:
wglsd-A-lslsk-A-lho-A-ksad-A-lk-A-o-A-pa-A-healepa-A-jaom-A-m-A-wa-A-pma-A-
He created an amazing horror experience just for a Steamed Hams meme
Lol, I knew I was home when I started hearing the "hellp HELLLPP!" in microsecond snippets
This video is quite accurately what my anxiety sounds like.
the beginning sounds like a horse pulling a wagon with squeaky wheels
It does!
complete with soft chewing noises that drive me up the wall
Hey you, you're finally awake!
Sounds like a portable CD player when you're out jogging
Godzilland Anguirus 😲
this video feels like it's getting closer to me as it goes on
This is probably what human speech sounds like to wild animals, slowed to normal speeds of course.
2:45 OH GO- O O O O O O O O O O O
2:48 ye-
My man got compressed
E@@leandro88888
Me when I spill 5 liters of uranium
@@TheTuxFromLinux supertux sucks
My memory of steamed hams after the lobotomy
"Insert unoriginal geometry dash joke here"
Eternal Steaming of the Spotless Ham
@@Scigam243‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣EEEFHHIILNORT
i was legit going to comment me after the lobotomy on this
This sounds like it would be an interlude between two Crystal Castles songs.
Actually sounds like Air War now that I think of it
@@jeanmichellelaurent Actually, it sounds like Shut Up now that _I_ think about it.
@@notinspectorgadget uncalled for
I love how you can hear the mother scream for help throughout the loud parts
And like 3 times in a row around 2:26
I can't believe part of Skinner's "OH!" Is louder than Chalmers' "Good Lord!"
or "Aurora Borealis!?!"
Or his mother screaming
i'm surprised that the yawn makes up some of the loudest frames
chalmer's "good lord" is louder, but skinner's "oh!" has more volume :)
@@gloomyeyes1527that aint how that works
Hidden Messeges You Missed:
"Paul McCartney was never real"
"the moonlanding was a recreation"
"Obama's last name is Montana"
LOL WHERE?
is joke
barack obama montana... BOM.... coincidence? i think now
what da heck is a joke? @@big-wade
Obama Montana and Hannah Barack, as god intended
As I began with the eating sounds I said to myself "uh huh." Then realized I get that inflection from steamed hams videos.
horrible experience. thank you for your service.
It's good to see that Steamed Hams is still getting some mileage after all these years
It's a good one
@@gabriellandon2593good one😊
Perhaps a more perfect 3 minutes of television will be produced someday, but until that day steamed hams shall reign.
superintendent chalmers! i hope you're ready for an undying meme!
It's been like 4 years, calm down
everywhere at the end of steamed hams stage 4 - post-borealis confusion
it's just a burning roast
what does it matter how my ham steams
But my ham steams for youuu~
And ham steams
Temporary Steamed State
Great, now I’m gonna die in 7 days. Thanks, Big Wade, for dooming us all.
Hey this is how it feels to watch TV during a major depressive episode! I've seen this!
I woke up at nearly 2 AM to this on youtube autoplay, and I genuinely thought i was losing my goddamn mind.
Glad to know the algorithm is working as intended
This is the best way to experience this
the hams steamed you
Holy shit I would brown my shorts if this happened to me
Do you regularly fall asleep to UA-cam autoplay? That seems like an unhinged way to sleep
This sounds like the fucking hidden Rattmam chamber in Portal 2 if anyone remembers that
oh i remember him alright
I hate how right you are
It really fucking does 😭
For anyone wondering, (because, as I noticed listening to the soundtrack, Valve tended to put multiple set pieces sounds on the soundtracks for those levels in Portal 2), Its on track 7 of Portal's OST ua-cam.com/video/1g2cGQirOr4/v-deo.html
I was playing Portal 2 just a few days ago and stopped by to check in
I will never grow tired of steamed hams videos. Thank you for contributing.
I wonder if there is someone on the planet who is able to reconstruct in his mind the entire scene from watching this video without ever seeing the original.
i like seymour's mother being heard through the chaos starting at around 1:40
H- A- H- HE- H- E- H- A-
It sounds like someone trying to not drown in a river
Agnes vibrating through the void.
Being taken by the interdimenional Satan XD
I was listening for her towards the end but didn't hear her scream.
I can't listen again anytime soon.
Skinner's mother's screaming slowly building up made the ending straight out of a horror movie.
It was really disquieting near the end when you could make out Seymour’s mother screaming for help in all the distorted audio
Unironically, this is close to my ideal sleep aid. I have an old NORA weather radio, but where I live there's barely any signal. The result is quiet static, with the occasional garbled word whispering through the noise, forever looping in a voice which is not quite human.
Puts me out like a light, and gets me some of the best sleep of my life!
I can't get over Agnes distorted cries for help as reality crumbles...
So much for a unforgettable luncheon.
It became the forgotten luncheon
this sounds like it would be a good "eldritch whispers slowly getting louder" sound effect in a cosmic horror video game
if you added echo and slight distortion yeah
i thought the same thing
With some editing, the last few seconds could also be a good sound effect for your stereotypical supercomputer performing computations.
Incomprehensible! Thank you for your service!
Haven’t seen a “Steamed Hams But…” in a while. Watched all 3 mins of this.
I honestly expected the “SEYMOUR!!!” to have been the loudest, but it was the yawn, THE YAWN.
It's funny how the loudest part is just him yawning, all together in one segment at the end
The way it looks like his arms just flail around actually made me laugh out loud
I love how you can tell he’s screaming SKINNER more and more near the end
I love how 5 years after this meme was at its peak there’s still new content being made
I love that you can slowly hear Agnes's screams for help mounting and becoming more and more shrill until they're completely taken over by Chalmers' cries of anger
Followed by Skinner's overwhelming lack of interest
i didn’t even know that was her name
@@GoTeamScotch The man is so bored by their screams
2:34 I like that you hear the start of, and then subsequent blips of, Chalmers’ “SEYMOOOOUUUUUURRRRR” for the rest of the video.
It's like an apparition appearing
aurora borealis
He's trying to break through to tell Seymour off
AA- A A A
I wanna the entire scenario in great detail that lead you to come up with this and how you were committed to go through with this
i fall asleep to this every night, like a white noise machine
2:29 the way he slowly yells out Seymour’s name
He knows all of this is Seymour's doing
SE E -E. MO O O
he hopelessly calls into the void, for he knows this will be his last words
Imagine being an alien finding this thousands of years after our extinction
I can just imagine a futuristic, advanced civilisation reconstructing this masterpiece, wondering what it said about our society 💀
they definitely would spend some time reconstructing it
what if only the audio survives and they think this is how we spoke
I think that thought so often.
0:36 “The sausages started smoking”
A fresh steamed hams meme?
With solid execution?
In 2024?
Yes!
The correct way to watch this is slowly moving it towards your eyes, allowing the image to double and blur
My brain has never run this fast before
Oh my god your so right also holy crap epilepsy warning
My entire life flashed before my eyes, and it was an unforgettable luncheon.
I got this tattooed on my arm
Beautiful comment, unironically.
I want to see this done just to each individual scene with the scenes played in either normal order or in order of average loudness.
this is what I see in my dreams after watching steamed hams videos all night
This is honestly nightmare fuel, especially with how you can hear Skinner's mother's cries for help slowly fade in.
i love how the doorbell spanned through about 80% of the video
and how you can barely hear chalmers yell "SEYMOUR" toward the end
Then Y̵͊͜ä̸̪́͋̍͜a̶̦͎̼͐͛a̸̗̎̒͝à̶̳̯̋͝a̷̢̻͐̔͝w̷̟͆͠w̸̮͑ŵ̴̱̼̓n̷̤̲̹̈̐ from Skinner
“O-OO-OO-O-O-R-R-R”
That’s the fucking doorbell???? I thought I was going insane
This is great for listening to while trying sleep. Thanks!
love the fire truck filtering through like a ghost
this is how all animations should be.
I get startled by all those sudden volume changes, this was much more pleasant to watch.
Yeah it allows you to be gradually introduced to the loudness and all you have to do is sacrifice the plot
@@Ninjiin23 sonic the hedgehog critics told me plot and characters don't matter
2:10 its now you can hear seymours mother start crying for help.
I noticed that too 🤣
No one can save her, as reality is falling apart as we know it and no one can stop it.
@@oefest5252 meanwhile there's just a man staring in the abyss
Do you approach?
I didn't know that Seymour's yawning was louder than Chalmer's yelling.
“You wouldn’t steal a car….”
Chalmers yelling “SEEEEEMOOOOORRREE” barely intelligibly at the end is hilarious to me. Like reality broke and he knows it’s all Skinner’s fault
Agnes attempts to scream through the noise and is swallowed up
At a minute and a half, I was ready for it to be over.
I haven’t seen this episode but I now have a pretty good understanding of the plot
Dude imagine if this is what it’s like when your life flashes before your eyes.
Every single memory you’ve ever experienced smashed and jumbled together into one chaotic nightmare
And the frames reordered from quietest to loudest
@@vinsplayer2634 that would start to get absolutely terrifying at the end, like you're free falling through hell lol
This actually kinda reminds me of Everything Everywhere at the End of Time haha
My entire life is steamed hams
Well, if this has taught me anything is that it'll still make sense, somehow.
The animators didnt know the historic artifact they were creating
Our future generations and their alien coworkers will analyze videos like this in the far future
This feels like I'm trying to watch steam hams on multiple computers but I'm spinning really fast.
I used to have reoccurring nightmares as a kid that sounded like this
Thanks for perforating my cerebrum. Feeling truly alive this morning.
no worries pally
This feels like a panic attack
Also Seymour’s mom just panicking in the background is fucking amazing
Big Wade carrying the Steamed Hams meme like a Lord amongst men
0:06 - 0:45 Most interesting asmr I've ever heard.
Skinner's fake yawn is one of the loudest moments in the video
Watching this feels like time travel but less intense
this is a great ambient piece!
Is this what a seizure feels like?
Trust me, it doesn't.
Edit: I don't have auras with my seizures so I tend to just find myself in different places, usually on the floor.
Once however I was semi-conscious during a seizure. It felt like I was bound head to toe in ropes and spun around and around, faster and faster, the intervals between the changes in the direction of spin getting shorter and shorter until I was begging for death. Finally, it began to slow down and I properly came to on the floor of my bedroom.
I think you just don't remember most seizures afterwards.
Eh, not really.
Nah, but I bet it can induce one
Seizure survivor here. This kind of feels like how I felt in the 15 seconds or so _before_ my seizure. I had gotten very little sleep and was staring at a computer screen, a lot of mental noise. Then you just kind of pass out and wake up in a hospital in immense pain
This was such a genuinely interesting auditory experience! It’s like being in a whirlwind of sorts
Who keeps spinning the world around?
Felt very similar to a lot of experimental tape music from the 60’s
I have epilepsy and can confirm this is not unlike having a seizure
You know this video is quite similar to the experience of having a seizure
It’s like finishing an Outer Wilds loop where you barely moved.
I love morning alarms like this that slowly increase in volume.
It's a very gentle way to wake up.
This is literally exactly how I perceive reality but with occasional pauses of static and the sounds of screaming
dawg is not a horror beyond comprehension 🌫️🌫️
Are you ok
@@ShockedTaiLung I hope not
Hi are you a girl and do you have a boyfriend
bro is fiending for likes
This is it. The quintessential Steamed Hams experience.
Cathartic and somehow very soothing experience
I'm impressed it survived encoding and didn't turn into a blur.
"Ooops, all I-frames!"
The youtube compression algorithm has been specifically designed to optimize the fidelity of steamed hams
The file size must be huge right? Part of the compression algorithm is done by calculating the differences between each frame.
If you pause at random places, you can definitely see far more artifacts that you would normally expect in Steamed Hams. So the algorithm is definitely not getting the most out of
the benefits of P frames as we would normally expect.
However it's far less of a blurry mess for one simple reason, the discrete cosine transform that's used to compress the excessive number of I frames that are necessary for this video is going to benefit IMMENSELY from the fact that each frame is mostly just flat colors, and where it's got hard edges, it's still extremely well approximated by large low frequency coefficients and small high frequency coefficients.
So the resulting file size is probably about the same as most any other steamed hams video with only very limited effects on the perceived quality.
@@OhhCrapGuythank you king
I don’t think people will ever run out of steamed hams meme ideas
What is streamed hams may never die.
@@yshwgth
What is Steamed may never fry
life's never gonna get better than this
This is the fast talking people in commercials and Five Pebbles melted together
Imagine experiencing your life back like this.
Months of slurping sounds
"Ayo we fucked up the file for your life playback, we recovered it but its sorted by loudness"
@@dontkickmychick6076tfw God doesn’t have good IT
AMBATAKUMMMMM
“This asmr is so relaxing!”
The asmr:
This sounds like the internal monologue of an AI as it slowly gains sentience and goes insane.
This somehow adds a very powerful definition to time