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  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 років тому +315

    Eli is a national... something. His jokes have amplitude.

    • @daisyrushton1574
      @daisyrushton1574 6 років тому +41

      They're very modular, are Eli's jokes

    • @ozzy5480
      @ozzy5480 6 років тому +9

      QUALITY

    • @plapbandit
      @plapbandit 6 років тому +2

      Dawwwwh you beat me to it

    • @staley101
      @staley101 6 років тому +1

      Optimus Princeps Bob Boblington They could be weaponised and used on our enemies.

    • @OptimusGPrime
      @OptimusGPrime 6 років тому +1

      Agreed. 1st prize.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 6 років тому +241

    I remember Eli's "Great Stupendo" joke from Cheapshow. I'm surprised Paul let him tell it again.

    • @Tophu48548
      @Tophu48548 6 років тому +23

      Same, yet I was still let down once again.

    • @Josh101
      @Josh101 6 років тому +3

      What is cheapshow and where can I watch / listen to it?

    • @broceollomon
      @broceollomon 6 років тому +6

      www.thecheapshow.co.uk

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 6 років тому +13

      I thought it was funny. There’s art in a non-joke.

    • @Josh101
      @Josh101 6 років тому +3

      Don't suppose anyone knows what episode it was from of cheap show?

  • @fallouthirteen
    @fallouthirteen 6 років тому +56

    Barry - "I got a 50/50 chance"
    I think those are the best odds he's ever had on one of these games.

    • @PixelatedH2O
      @PixelatedH2O 6 років тому +1

      I may be wrong, but I feel like Barry's maths was off. How did he have a 50/50 chance if Stuart had more fish?

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling 6 років тому +10

      Barry was actually right.
      Stuart and Barry had different coloured fish. No two colours have the same value.
      Because Stuart had 3 fish to Barry's 1, Stuart will always have the highest magnitude score (which if you're unfamiliar means ignoring negative signs and treating all values as positive) no matter what the values of the fish are. In terms of magnitude, the lowest Stuart can score is 3 ( |3 x -1| = |3 x 1| ), while the highest Barry can have is 2 ( |-2| = |2| ). ( |n| means "magnitude" or "absolute value" of n.)
      If the fish values are positive then the highest magnitude score wins (e.g. 3 > 2), but if the fish values are negative then the highest magnitude score loses (e.g. -3 < -2). So the only thing deciding who wins is whether the fish values are positive or negative.
      If Barry and Stuart both have POSITIVE value fish then HENS WINS.
      If Barry and Stuart both have NEGATIVE value fish then BARS WINS.
      If Barry has POSITIVE and Stuart has NEGATIVE then BARS WINS.
      If Barry has NEGATIVE and Stuart has POSITIVE then HENS WINS.
      Barry was correct. He had a 50:50 chance of winning.

    • @FeatherWait
      @FeatherWait 6 років тому +4

      He did the maths, the madman.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +267

    The joke at the end - an absolute masterpiece! :D

    • @Captainimperfection
      @Captainimperfection 6 років тому +14

      The throwaway cancer joke at the start 2 weeks after the Karl tribute though, Barry's face says it all.

    • @SilverEye91
      @SilverEye91 6 років тому +17

      Lou Ferringnome Wouldn't this likely been recored way before that though?

    • @aaaa6824
      @aaaa6824 6 років тому

      You spelled terrible wrong.

    • @Apotheosis_44
      @Apotheosis_44 6 років тому +11

      They film episodes in batches so it was probably filmed before Karl passed.

    • @jezzermeii
      @jezzermeii 6 років тому +2

      Tribute to Karl who?

  • @XxMrDudexX
    @XxMrDudexX 6 років тому +89

    my biggest dream is to listen to David Attenborough narrate an Eli in the wild.

    • @gabrielmckee1093
      @gabrielmckee1093 6 років тому

      BobTerje I thought David was dead?

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 6 років тому +4

      +Gabriel McKee What? No. David is alive. His brother Richard is the one who is dead.

    • @alexwells6876
      @alexwells6876 6 років тому

      Gabriel McKee Oh no, you've said it now

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 3 роки тому

      Pissflaps

  • @marlastrongbow
    @marlastrongbow 6 років тому +16

    “They’re gonna be fishing, or angling.... there’s some fish?”
    It’s chill Eli, we’re already sold

  • @DkCado
    @DkCado 6 років тому +80

    Haven’t watched yet but #BarryWillBeRobbed
    EDIT: They changed the rules last second by changing red fish to -1 to let Barry win so as to appease the hoards of Barry supporters, thus robbing him of his dignity and a chance to play honourably #BarryWasRobbed

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 6 років тому +24

    Barshens is the best part about Fridays

  • @grouchung3273
    @grouchung3273 6 років тому +2

    Cousin Dan's face is everything at the end

  • @KlyeKlyeKlye
    @KlyeKlyeKlye 6 років тому +55

    If my CheapShow knowledge is as sharp as it should be, I believe Eli's Dad actually told him that joke, so I'd just like to thank Eli's parents for bringing a national treasure into the world ♥, also #BarryWasRod

  • @HunHaze
    @HunHaze 6 років тому +192

    #barrywasrod

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +105

    Oh my gosh, I had that toy when I was young! I did not catch them with a rod in my mouth...but still! :D

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому +3

      Many children did. It's a common toy, it's very cheaply made so you can get them for cheap which means a lot of parents buy them.

    • @minski76
      @minski76 6 років тому +2

      Yep, Me too.

    • @drunkrdm
      @drunkrdm 6 років тому +2

      so did i, was alot of fun.

    • @sharabeans
      @sharabeans 6 років тому +2

      I had a mini version.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 місяців тому

      Who didn't have that toy as a kid😊

  • @vali6717
    @vali6717 6 років тому +10

    I had a drink in my mouth and suddenly ‘labia fish’. God damn it, Eli, you owe me a bottle of water

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 6 років тому +2

      How did you have an entire bottle's worth of water in your mouth at once?

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 6 років тому +116

    I wonder why Eli ever stopped doing stand up comedy...

    • @tomaszlosinski875
      @tomaszlosinski875 6 років тому +22

      Alex Everett-last in this circumstance people like Eli can bounce off the other people's personalities and make jokes but in stand up you have no one really to target your jokes to and make a funny conversation with. I probably explained that badly but I hope I get my point across.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому +15

      Tomasz Losinski I think OP was being sarcastic, because that joke Eli told was pretty bad. It had potential but it was way too long to have such an underwhelming punchline. However, you are definitely correct.

    • @SiGhast
      @SiGhast 6 років тому +5

      Samantha Port On the other hand, had he only dragged it out for a minute or two longer still and introduced a second storyline with no bearing on the joke, it would be a decent Norm MacDonald act.

  • @Chickpaints88
    @Chickpaints88 6 років тому +8

    Watched to see Eli, Best part of a Friday evening ☺️

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 6 років тому +1

    Oh I loved this game as a kid! It's rare I get nostalgia on a Barshens video but this did it!

  • @mauriceh7558
    @mauriceh7558 6 років тому

    proper oldschool bars v hens me so happy

  • @KnugenMooMoo
    @KnugenMooMoo 6 років тому +2

    Family friendly and Eli joke at the end 😂😂😂😂

  • @ridcullyshat8522
    @ridcullyshat8522 6 років тому +1

    That look on Ryans face at the end sums it all up😂

  • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
    @cheekbonestrenchcoat 6 років тому +1

    Ryan's face at the end. Just that pure look of "no".

  • @Montymole_360
    @Montymole_360 6 років тому +14

    It's a shame there isn't a zero point fish. It could have been called the Nil Poisson

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 років тому +49

    I don't think Eli will do well as a stand up comic, unless he just walks on, says "Labia fish" and walks off again... :P

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika 6 років тому +1

      I think hes done stand up

  • @shallabim912
    @shallabim912 6 років тому +3

    "Just to pick up one fish would be a massive acompliment."
    Yes Barry. Yes it would.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 6 років тому +54

    Today on barshens: Barry and Stuart put funnily colored rods in their mouths and play with their toy.

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 6 років тому +6

    I'm looking forward to the next episode of the "Animal in body cavity"-franchise.

  • @padraigg7147
    @padraigg7147 6 років тому +2

    Holy hamburglers. .I was just about to pause the video to go into a long conspiracy theory dialog about how this game was arbitrarily thought up to maintain. .or establish 😅. .some sort of competition between Stuart and Barry. .and then Stuart looks at the camera and says exactly what I was pondering thus far. . .eerie
    #MysticStu

  • @chasser12345
    @chasser12345 6 років тому +3

    He's done it, the boyhood dream has come true!!!!

  • @Bec890
    @Bec890 6 років тому

    I lost minutes of my life listening to Eli’s joke that I might need. Still absolutely worth it.

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 6 років тому +105

    Eli is the kind of guy who calls his mom _Mother_ .

    • @byebye1813
      @byebye1813 6 років тому +35

      He hasn't got a mom, he's got a mum.

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 6 років тому +43

      He hasn't got a mum, I think paul found him growing between a homeless mans toes.

    • @MarquisSmith
      @MarquisSmith 6 років тому

      I remember Beadle, and his one tiny hand.
      Masturbation must have done wonders for his confidence.

    • @AJSZodiac
      @AJSZodiac 6 років тому +1

      Gotta give him a hand...he cant use his own after all..

    • @04whim
      @04whim 6 років тому

      But it's somehow not in a respectful way.

  • @ozzy5480
    @ozzy5480 6 років тому

    It’s too short! Damn it I demand an hour barshens every Friday!

  • @Tomtown007
    @Tomtown007 6 років тому +12

    you ever thought of doing any improv games ala whose line is it anyways?

  • @noisytim
    @noisytim 6 років тому +1

    Holy carp! Barry actually one something!!

    • @dmd8552
      @dmd8552 6 років тому

      There was about a 50/50 chance of winning... Even at those odds I thought he would lose. I think it was rigged.

  • @jimpansey4455
    @jimpansey4455 6 років тому +1

    just can't get enough of barshens. weird innit

  • @supercharliegalaxy
    @supercharliegalaxy 6 років тому

    Eli that Joke was a master piece and I might steal that for parties XD

  • @MagnaRyuuDesigns
    @MagnaRyuuDesigns 6 років тому +1

    The end part shows what eli meant about not being funny enough for stand up :D LOL

  • @Angrykitty19
    @Angrykitty19 6 років тому +1

    I was cheering Barry on and he finally won something!

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 6 років тому +7

    I'm pleased to notice that you decided against the idea of fishing items out of a toilet. This was mentioned in an early Barshens 'Sharticles' episode (Sharticles ep.6 at 03:30, by the way) And what do you call a fish with no eyes? 'Fsh...' Suit yourselves.

  • @ilikemorestuff
    @ilikemorestuff 6 років тому +2

    Gannon is in his element again, which is fine as long as he's out of shot :P

  • @ohnoanotherputz
    @ohnoanotherputz 6 років тому +1

    I remember seeing this things out of K-B Toys being demonstrated in Malls in America.

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 років тому

    This is all I need on a Friday evening, after doing my English Language 2, and History 2 GCSE papers...
    THANK YOU, BARSHENS, I'm alive, now.

  • @KAgius96
    @KAgius96 6 років тому +1

    Eli's story should be made into a movie

  • @soundwavesuperior2407
    @soundwavesuperior2407 6 років тому +7

    FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT!

  • @FrontierJazz
    @FrontierJazz 6 років тому

    It has been incredibly rewarding watching Eli slowly fall apart.

  • @get-the-joke
    @get-the-joke 6 років тому +16

    Was that a joke Eli told at he end? If so, then the delivery was great, I should know, because I'm an expert.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому

      What's the joke with your avatar? Is it that the cake is a lie? It's funny because it's from a video game.

    • @get-the-joke
      @get-the-joke 6 років тому +5

      The cake is a lie, but not the one from Portal, it's a much older lie from the time when 3ds Max was called 3D Studio MAX (R2). It's my own lie, the lie of my life. I made it when I was young, had hopes and believed I could learn 3D animation.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 6 років тому +5

      Boy, that got depressing. It's not rocket science, grab a couple tutorials and make some stuff you probably won't get a job in the industry but it can still be a fulfilling hobby.

    • @gustavrsh
      @gustavrsh 6 років тому

      Samantha Port Username checks out

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому

      gustavrsh You got the joke!

  • @BurntFaceMan
    @BurntFaceMan 6 років тому +2

    "I wish Ashen's and Barry did more videos together"
    Troll lol lol =P

  • @noptic
    @noptic 6 років тому +2

    I love how the only way Barry can ever win is usually because of random chance.

  • @brainimp
    @brainimp 6 років тому

    Eli is morphing into one of the late 80's WWF tag team the Headshrinkers lol

  • @CK-ceekay
    @CK-ceekay 3 роки тому

    Eli's joke at the end is so Norm MacDonald

  • @haddockman30
    @haddockman30 6 років тому +9

    Labia fish!

  • @harpoonlobotomy
    @harpoonlobotomy 6 років тому +4

    I laughed, Eli.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому

      I laughed, but not at the joke itself. I laughed at how terrible it was.

  • @gina10b
    @gina10b 6 років тому +21

    #barrywasntrobbed

    • @ophigreen2096
      @ophigreen2096 6 років тому

      Every time Stuart is robbed, Barry is robbed of a meaningful victory.

  • @drdreddmanofmystery9482
    @drdreddmanofmystery9482 6 років тому +40

    No wonder Eli is no longer a stand-up comedian.

  • @staley101
    @staley101 6 років тому +4

    Do not cross the streams! Oh wait a minute, don't touch rods.

  • @konayasai
    @konayasai 4 роки тому +1

    How was the great Stupendo not named the great Bellendo?

  • @jonbeef
    @jonbeef 6 років тому

    Eli reminds me a bit of a somewhat older Ross Jennings from the band Haken.

  • @SlyPearTree
    @SlyPearTree 6 років тому

    That looks like a fun drinking game, you drink when your opponent catches a fish.

  • @davids7183
    @davids7183 6 років тому

    I call shenanigans!

  • @lividsphincter4098
    @lividsphincter4098 6 років тому +14

    *Sees notification*
    #barrywasrobbed

  • @TheSweepPC
    @TheSweepPC 6 років тому +1

    I thought I was in the clear after the last video lol but nope. Chaque vidéo est et sera Don Hill! XD

  • @jaxnean2663
    @jaxnean2663 6 років тому

    Eli is hilarious!

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 6 років тому

    Can I get a #StuartWasRobbed tag going?
    I mean, it was entirely up to chance, buuut…
    _Also,_ I want to say that I laughed so hard, at Eli's joke, that I probably woke the neighbors.

  • @CallyGem
    @CallyGem 6 років тому +1

    Eli, you tell jokes worse than I do, that's quite an achievement.

  • @ParStenberg
    @ParStenberg 6 років тому +1

    A Game of Fish

  • @ArmadaAsesino
    @ArmadaAsesino 6 років тому

    I'm pretty sure Stuart knew the red would lose points. He's probably sick of winning lol

  • @segadatabase
    @segadatabase 6 років тому

    The music reminded me of Paul Koulak's music. Great moody stuff.

  • @ikmnification5737
    @ikmnification5737 6 років тому +1

    🦗 - Eli's Joke

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 років тому +2

    "the comeback is on"
    Woah now Barry what happened to family friendly content

  • @r3tr0gam3r89
    @r3tr0gam3r89 5 років тому

    Just wanna say, I liked Eli's Great Stupendo joke. Though I have a feeling I've heard it before.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 6 років тому

    Better intro:
    "Today in Bars vs Hens they try to grab fish of a pool with big rods on their mouths"

  • @odyssey9755
    @odyssey9755 6 років тому

    As soon as I heard the beginning of elis end section I knew where it was going. He told the same story on the cheapshow podcast

  • @macncheesegaming2453
    @macncheesegaming2453 6 років тому

    I liked it haha

  • @maxscardanelli6185
    @maxscardanelli6185 6 років тому +1

    I really want Eli to narrate my boring life. It’d make it interesting for a start! Also, the family friendly content parts and that awful joke at the end were both bloody stonking! #BarryWasRodded

  • @ScruffyNerfer
    @ScruffyNerfer 6 років тому +2

    #AshensWasRobbed

  • @luvz2reed
    @luvz2reed 6 років тому

    YAY for BARRY!

  • @jaywrights
    @jaywrights 6 років тому +5

    Now THIS is how you get views.

  • @seanfitz1234
    @seanfitz1234 6 років тому +2

    0:50 That was in really poor taste Eli, like really bad.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 місяці тому

      How so?

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 місяці тому

      Ohhhhh because of Karl. They filmed in batches and that was filmed before Karl had passed.
      Get over yourself

  • @plapbandit
    @plapbandit 6 років тому

    Whoever designed Eli's shirt must've gotten their phone stuck in a kaleidoscope at some point in their life

  • @Spectralhyena
    @Spectralhyena 6 років тому

    To all the people coming over from Ashen’s channel because he actually told you about the channel and you were bitching about him not doing videos with Barry. welcome and enjoy

  • @sadonion4378
    @sadonion4378 6 років тому +3

    an excellent joke

  • @updog5599
    @updog5599 6 років тому

    during that last bit i thought eli was about to tell the aristocrats joke

  • @user-st7rq3sn7v
    @user-st7rq3sn7v 6 років тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌 Well Said Eli!

  • @kaskuban
    @kaskuban 6 років тому

    THE COMEBACK IS COMING ;P

  • @kabr0ne
    @kabr0ne 6 років тому

    This video didnt show up in my feed

  • @Land967
    @Land967 6 років тому

    I don't know how hard it is to create but...a Barshens Generation Game? :D

  • @hyphz
    @hyphz 6 років тому

    I think the best strategy is to go for 2 colours. That way you only lose out if they are BOTH negative.

  • @GigaStink
    @GigaStink 6 років тому

    Does Eli do parties?My nephew is turning 8 next week and with jokes like that he'd be a hit.

  • @TheUnnamedGent
    @TheUnnamedGent 6 років тому

    You should show bono doing the carpets some time.

  • @zampai
    @zampai 5 років тому

    i love you so much linton

  • @jacobashworth3095
    @jacobashworth3095 6 років тому

    If Eli is going to keep that mustache you need to dress him up like Mario.

  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco 6 років тому +2

    Eli forgot his pants didn't he

  • @johnwrobo
    @johnwrobo 6 років тому

    Two of my favorite youtubers, smoking pole at last.

  • @myownsite
    @myownsite 6 років тому

    Do you guys have a PO box? I have a board game which is positively disappointing and I'd love to get rid of it.

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 6 років тому

    FINALLY! #BarryHasDoneIt

  • @Thumper17
    @Thumper17 6 років тому

    The Ad I got before the video was for a fish burger at a burger chain called A&W.
    Appropriate.

  • @unixfreak
    @unixfreak 6 років тому

    Anyone else think that if Eli grew a longer beard, he'd look like Richard Stallman's twin brother?

  • @SteelyPhoenix21
    @SteelyPhoenix21 6 років тому +2

    Fish family content. 🐟🐡🎣
    #barrywasrod

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 6 років тому

    We were all robbed. Having to listen to Eli's joke

  • @PancakeBatfish
    @PancakeBatfish 6 років тому +1

    This time it was Eli who was robbed!!

  • @JimBear
    @JimBear 6 років тому

    LOL, what is that stain Eli is hiding on the front of his shirt?

  • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
    @benjaminmiddaugh2729 6 років тому

    The French lesson at the end of the Patreon credits. Woo hoo! (Am I over-selling it?)