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  • @MeAuntieNora
    @MeAuntieNora 8 років тому +438

    Eli himself is the greatest treasure of all.

  • @MegaNato111
    @MegaNato111 2 роки тому +49

    Anyone else coming back to barshens again after 6+ years?

    • @defs8073
      @defs8073 Рік тому +2

      Obviously

    • @MegaNato111
      @MegaNato111 Рік тому

      @@defs8073 It must be done!

    • @HattiesVlogs
      @HattiesVlogs Рік тому +1

      @@MegaNato111 its pretty much mandatory.

    • @riot_cats
      @riot_cats Рік тому +4

      Still coming back. This was a classic time in UA-cam past. I miss the days of watching new Barshens, Ashens, MyVirginKitchen, and Digitiser.
      This collab channel was always a treat.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Рік тому

      I guess

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 8 років тому +69

    0:32 Syncronised blindfolded finger wiggle. You guys are scarily in sync! xD

  • @RossHudsonMambo
    @RossHudsonMambo 4 роки тому +42

    Never thought I'd have nostalgia for Eli's junk :/

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 7 місяців тому

      He's still sexually active with sheep show

  • @yamirukira3125
    @yamirukira3125 8 років тому +70

    "It does not smell Barry, stop smelling my junk"
    -Eli 11/11/2016

  • @orourkea
    @orourkea 4 роки тому +13

    I come back to this video for a number of reasons, in particular;
    "It's a sample... of someone's driveway."

  • @jonnystrange3617
    @jonnystrange3617 Рік тому +5

    I am back for my biennial Barshens binge, hot off the news that Barshens is coming back for a short run!

  • @acex222
    @acex222 8 років тому +129

    I love the dryness of Eli's humour.

    • @T4silly
      @T4silly 6 років тому +9

      Dry Humor is the UK's Main Export I've heard.

    • @EternalSeneschal
      @EternalSeneschal 6 років тому +3

      Has a great amplitude.

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 6 років тому +3

      @@EternalSeneschal It's got a certain modularity

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 8 років тому +197

    "You should never sniff Eli's junk"
    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @drmegaman
    @drmegaman 7 років тому +10

    Eli is straight up an excellent comedian in his own right and I hope Barshens leads him to a career in comedy

  • @DfactorLongplays
    @DfactorLongplays 8 років тому +137

    "Identify Eli's bits of junk"

  • @QtheWhatever
    @QtheWhatever 7 років тому +42

    The thing I love MOST about this video is how Barry says "see this?" as he guides Stuart's hands to the not-a-coaster. It's such a perfect example of how even though we say a thing with words that might seem wrong, when you look at the actual meaning behind them it makes perfect sense. Barry and Stuart don't have their senses of sight, so when they use words like "see", what they are really saying is the underlying meaning of "experience". "Take this information in".
    #languagenerd

  • @wopjohn
    @wopjohn 2 роки тому +3

    6:40 looks like the coaster Dylan Moran ate in blacks books episode Grapes of Wrath

  • @sadonion4378
    @sadonion4378 8 років тому +37

    I really like Eli... He really does compliment the ashens/barry combo. My only wish is that they made more vids every week.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 8 років тому +23

    That episode in which Ashens and Barry wore blindfolds and started fondling Eli's junk.

  • @dantefloressq
    @dantefloressq 8 років тому +93

    I'm so jealous, i wish i would have a chance to feel Eli's junk too.

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu 8 років тому +18

      I get the feeling he isn't too stingy about letting people touch his junk.

    • @QtheWhatever
      @QtheWhatever 7 років тому +1

      You and me both.

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 7 років тому +3

      Amanda Flores we all would

  • @sadonion4378
    @sadonion4378 8 років тому +18

    12:23
    "ive got loads of these at home" the illusion is shattered, they're not at elis house!

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 8 років тому +71

    This isn't really fair, Ashens has tonnes of experience with touching old tat.

    • @QtheWhatever
      @QtheWhatever 7 років тому +2

      And he's pretty experienced with reviewing things too. (oioioi)

  • @JonasC22
    @JonasC22 8 років тому +8

    Eli is the king more of him plz

    • @D00dlebugInc
      @D00dlebugInc 6 років тому

      Jonas the king of plasticine!

  • @manulius
    @manulius 8 років тому +20

    I would totally wear a shirt saying "this is modular"

  • @Javi_Lacking
    @Javi_Lacking 8 років тому +10

    All the innuendos in this make the Banana Raffle look wholesome.

  • @crapacola567
    @crapacola567 8 років тому +12

    When barry said for younger viewers this is like an ipod I laughed but then I realized he was serious

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 8 років тому +160

    I wish my junk was as nice as Eli's.

    • @aXenonGameplays
      @aXenonGameplays 5 років тому +1

      SO do I, if I have to pick up random objects from my bedroom, this variety will probably contain empty Monster Energy can or used socks.

    • @Novel_Poe
      @Novel_Poe 4 роки тому

      I just have a train signal, a brake disk, a tire, a wheel, and a carpet full of fluff

    • @Novel_Poe
      @Novel_Poe 4 роки тому +1

      @Samson Themighty the train signal only cost 30 quid

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 роки тому

      @@Novel_Poe rip Samson themightys account

  • @KAgius96
    @KAgius96 8 років тому +60

    Eli for president

    • @PixelSprixie
      @PixelSprixie 8 років тому +2

      Kevin Agius I would vote for him!

    • @danforbes3573
      @danforbes3573 8 років тому +4

      I bet hed make a better president than Trump

    • @FiorinaArtworks
      @FiorinaArtworks 8 років тому +8

      That would be so awesome

    • @danforbes3573
      @danforbes3573 8 років тому +3

      Fiorina Artworks I agree with you on International noodle week.But,er,as for bodyguards,hed just have Stuart and Barry.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому

      I'm now sat here wondering if he'd qualify, as he has American parents it's entirely possible he'd count as a natural born citizen in the same was people such as John McCain and Ted Cruz.

  • @Volaths
    @Volaths 8 років тому +110

    Still waiting onn Eli's noodle talk, please do that. We'd all love you even more.

    • @jase6709
      @jase6709 8 років тому

      Noodles are so last season. He's a microwave rice enthusiast now.

    • @cheapshow
      @cheapshow 8 років тому +4

      PlainSailingWeather you will find Eli's talk on noodles on our CHEAPSHOW podcast! Or on our YT channel... Go hunting!

    • @Volaths
      @Volaths 8 років тому +1

      Cheap Show
      Awesome, thank you very much!

    • @lincolnnoronha4128
      @lincolnnoronha4128 8 років тому +2

      go listen to the cheap show

    • @olioctane
      @olioctane 8 років тому +2

      Jay Jay Why do Barshens make such awesome videos but never make sequels? The plasticine king could have been a series. A lot of the videos could have been a series. Instead they upload irregularly and never make sequels to great videos. Also Eli is the most interesting person on the channel!

  • @Jambunctious
    @Jambunctious 8 років тому +105

    You bleeped the 'fucking's earlier but you missed Eli saying it right at the end guys, 12:30. :P

    • @Jambunctious
      @Jambunctious 8 років тому +16

      Comedy is subjective, but I never found bleeping funny, just jarring. Keep em all in! :)

    • @NoNameC68
      @NoNameC68 8 років тому +13

      Oh no! My virgin ears!

    • @ThePongles
      @ThePongles 8 років тому +13

      It depends on the context in the UK, if it's required for the joke/line then keep it in otherwise bleep it.

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 8 років тому +3

      not long before youtube will ban typing a cussword

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 6 років тому

      @@rucu8311 Fuckstick

  • @MrBigjay1995
    @MrBigjay1995 8 років тому +1

    Eli is so funny, he just clicks with the other 2, this channel deserves way more subs

  • @Arcade_Cat_
    @Arcade_Cat_ 8 років тому +23

    Can we please get a shirt that says "This is Modular" in a super '80s font?

  • @MatroxMillennium
    @MatroxMillennium 8 років тому +19

    Being American, I was super confused when you said the skull was a sherbet container, because CLEARLY it did not contain a fruit-flavored iced dessert. But I looked it up afterward and saw that in the UK, sherbet is in fact a powdered fizzy drink mix that's sometimes used for similar purposes to Fun Dip.

    • @D00dlebugInc
      @D00dlebugInc 6 років тому +2

      Michael Graham differences between British and American English is one of life's great pains

  • @adammeyer5430
    @adammeyer5430 7 років тому +1

    The way Eli snatches everything 😂

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger 8 років тому +11

    Eli, color me impressed. Some of your knick-knacks would give Ashens' shelf of interesting items a run for their money.

  • @oldsamsauce
    @oldsamsauce 8 років тому +4

    Eli is the funniest of the lot

  • @Zikar
    @Zikar 8 років тому

    Stewart and Eli's genuine nerding out at that cassette tape holder is great to watch.
    NEEEEERDS!

  • @MrShannonite
    @MrShannonite 8 років тому +40

    I had a Mexican last night...
    Was it good?
    Yes he was, he did my garden and my mother, bless him.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 3 місяці тому

    I always love Stuart's "oioi" whenever he says something with a lewd double meaning.

  • @chrisallon7461
    @chrisallon7461 4 роки тому +1

    Three years later & re-watching all barshens episodes in lockdown... just realised the sock is on the mannequin in the background 😂

  • @XH1927
    @XH1927 8 років тому +1

    That's a cool tape case, never seen anything like it. Wish I had had those back when tapes were still a thing.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 8 років тому

    this shouldn't be as fun to watch as it is... sums up Barshens perfectly lol

  • @yamirukira3125
    @yamirukira3125 8 років тому +8

    "You should never smell Eli's junk"
    -Stuart Ashen 11/11/2016

  • @broceollomon
    @broceollomon 8 років тому +1

    This was a good segment.

  • @vulpesinculta3238
    @vulpesinculta3238 8 років тому +1

    I'm straight as a line, but I'd deviate for Eli. What a hunk.

  • @superiodity
    @superiodity 8 років тому +7

    They beeped the first two "fuckings" but left the one at the end.

  • @raikohadvent
    @raikohadvent 8 років тому +1

    10:59 Oh Stuart, we love you too.

  • @lost6516
    @lost6516 8 років тому +26

    1:51 Whats an I-Pod?

    • @tgm9991
      @tgm9991 8 років тому +2

      will thompson It's a magic box that plays music kind of like a smartphone but you can't make calls on it

    • @lost6516
      @lost6516 8 років тому +3

      Tim Morgan Like snapchat?

    • @JamThaFab
      @JamThaFab 8 років тому +1

      It's like a Walkman but smaller.

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 8 років тому +8

      a small box where you put your eyes when you sleep

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 8 років тому

      its like a cassette tape in a box like player.

  • @deadweight20
    @deadweight20 8 років тому +4

    Look how tight barrys blindfold is compared to stuarts lmao barrys got that vice head

  • @thebongmaster
    @thebongmaster 8 років тому +34

    i for one would love Eli to have a "this is modular" t-shirt :0

  • @get-the-joke
    @get-the-joke 8 років тому +80

    Why does Stuart know that much about Eli's junk?

    • @get-the-joke
      @get-the-joke 8 років тому

      OK, I didn't watch the whole video. Why didn't he recognise the single adapter even after Eli said that you use it to play music. Is Stuart dumb? I'm very disappointed.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 8 років тому +18

      Stuart's probably never seen or heard of a metal 45 rpm adaptor, since he said he always had plastic ones.

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 роки тому

      @@gray007nl and in UK the small singles had normal sized hole like 33rpm ones. It’s not very common to see those adapters compared to US.

  • @tempestSH
    @tempestSH 8 років тому

    I love Eli so much

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte 8 років тому +6

    We need a "THIS IS MODULAR" shirt, NOW.

  • @simonwolfie2
    @simonwolfie2 7 років тому

    Another priceless creation, thanks lads

  • @jordanreynolds1498
    @jordanreynolds1498 2 роки тому +4

    #BringBackBarshens

  • @KentuckyRanger
    @KentuckyRanger 8 років тому

    @ 4:38 It's a Michel Jackson Bubbles ball scratchier! Too soon?...

  • @PJValiant68
    @PJValiant68 8 років тому +2

    I have the exact 45 adapter, so everyday I can feel a piece of Eli's junk.

  • @connorgreen2140
    @connorgreen2140 8 років тому

    do more of this please.

  • @tibby8bit585
    @tibby8bit585 8 років тому +1

    xD eli cracks me up, if he had a channel id watch it

  • @uutdiegodzilla3821
    @uutdiegodzilla3821 4 роки тому

    Barry should have at least one point more for guessing the table sign. He had been robbed! 😂

  • @RoobehTunes
    @RoobehTunes 7 років тому

    Eli must be very proud of that ashtray!

  • @bradjones1977
    @bradjones1977 8 років тому

    NOW 7 was actually my first NOW album! And it was on tape, too! 😄

  • @La_sagne
    @La_sagne 8 років тому

    i love this channel!

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 8 років тому +7

    I feel like there has to be a story behind how Eli ended up with all this stuff... Even if the story's just "Eli's a bit odd."

  • @aaaa6824
    @aaaa6824 8 років тому +4

    Should have just been called "Examine Eli's Junk".

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers 6 років тому

    In the US, all 45 RPM singles had the large hole, so adapters were always needed. "Dinking" was only an issue on non US 45 RPM singles. (There were large automated spindles for some phonographs which allowed you to stack up like 10-15 singles and the machine would play them all in a row automatically on one side without you having to fiddle with the machine.)

  • @fallouthirteen
    @fallouthirteen 8 років тому +3

    Wait, Barry cheated. Eli said "sense of touch ALONE" and he smelled the ash tray.

  • @ChrisSPCs
    @ChrisSPCs 8 років тому +26

    Is it me or did you not give Barry the point for guessing that it was a table plate, one for barry and one for stuart for getting reserved.

    • @Ingestedbanjo
      @Ingestedbanjo 8 років тому +23

      I noticed that, too. Outrageous. Disliked and unsubbed.

    • @DanDart
      @DanDart 8 років тому +3

      They did at the end just not at the time

    • @as6110
      @as6110 7 років тому +7

      #barrywasrobbed

  • @chcc12
    @chcc12 8 років тому +12

    I work in Tescos, and I knew what the sample of driveway was immediately because we have the group who does them outside our shop.

    • @DanDart
      @DanDart 8 років тому +2

      Would you've been able to tell by touch alone?

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 8 років тому

      apoc....blindfold??

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 5 років тому

    "It might have a smelly smell"
    This phrase just sticks in my mind for some reason.

  • @AssignableJack
    @AssignableJack 8 років тому +1

    Eli has somehow become king of things in this neck of the woods...

  • @hector-m-carrillo
    @hector-m-carrillo 8 років тому +1

    "identify Eli's bits of junk"
    didn't know we were reenacting Saturday night ;)

  • @chrkme
    @chrkme 8 років тому

    "This is modular" t-shirt to be added to the merch store soon, yea?? Crackin'

  • @delirainnominata7947
    @delirainnominata7947 8 років тому

    Perfect opening credits.

  • @FrederikLionheart
    @FrederikLionheart 8 років тому +2

    I hope Eli will be the supreme villain in Quest for the Gamechild 2.

  • @o97personal2
    @o97personal2 8 років тому

    This is amazing!

  • @DaFan86
    @DaFan86 8 років тому

    I love this omg

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 8 років тому

    brilliant stuff!

  • @missvixmcswaggins1885
    @missvixmcswaggins1885 8 років тому

    My brain has melted lol 😂

  • @danielprosser7834
    @danielprosser7834 8 років тому

    More Eli please! All youtube videos should be filmed in his flat

  • @bendubu
    @bendubu 6 років тому

    I love Eli

  • @amandamalone647
    @amandamalone647 8 років тому

    Aside from the Sharticles this is definitely my favorite Barshens episode

  • @melmanhattan
    @melmanhattan 8 років тому

    Love this!!!!!

  • @pixelsheep1924
    @pixelsheep1924 8 років тому +2

    2:46, i call that my Jew Holder...

  • @JamesAColemanFan
    @JamesAColemanFan 8 років тому

    this was great :)

  • @Bodomi
    @Bodomi 4 місяці тому +1

    Modular value.

  • @twitchytails
    @twitchytails 8 років тому

    Stuart makes a living fondling old tat, it was pretty easy to assume he'd win :p

  • @JcGross93
    @JcGross93 8 років тому

    THIS IS MODULAAAR!!!

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 8 років тому

    OMG I want those cassette holders. My nan had something similar.

  • @joshualoynes7408
    @joshualoynes7408 6 років тому +1

    Eli’s bric a brak ballsack

  • @rump438
    @rump438 8 років тому

    Eli needs a documentary made about him.
    Doesn't need to be a biography. Literally any subject as long as it pertains to him.

  • @lionguardant5468
    @lionguardant5468 3 роки тому +1

    He’s gonna filch another f***ing point- sorry, not f***ing-

  • @absurdrhino
    @absurdrhino 8 років тому

    the comfiest youtube channel going

  • @MissMisha1996
    @MissMisha1996 8 років тому

    Eli is adorable and I enjoyed watching Barry and Stuart fondle his junk!😜

  • @voltare2amstereo
    @voltare2amstereo 8 років тому

    12:22 illusion shattered

  • @nomysweetsummerchild3984
    @nomysweetsummerchild3984 Рік тому +4

    #bringbackbarshens

  • @wingedtoast7495
    @wingedtoast7495 8 років тому +1

    I'm a pedal-loving and gear loving guitarist, and a physicist who writes in python, and I would be very interested in a shirt that says "This is modular"

  • @alexzuga7852
    @alexzuga7852 8 років тому +2

    "Its a bit kinky" hahaha

  •  8 років тому

    Barry should have four points. He got one point each for his tree objects and one for guessing the color of the adapter.

  • @Lexi.f
    @Lexi.f 7 років тому +1

    If they ever need money sell elis fire mixtape

  • @marti5420
    @marti5420 8 років тому

    would someone please give eli his bloody own show... ideally immediately.

  • @eey-bee
    @eey-bee 8 років тому

    Nicely milled adapter.

  • @NeoGroFabius
    @NeoGroFabius 8 років тому +2

    Barry should`ve gotten a point on the second piece of junk

  • @OdaVenom
    @OdaVenom 8 років тому

    No-no-no!
    There should be a short montage of looser's duty. Like loading old socks into the machine, washing plates and drying toilet with a toothbrush.