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  • @techlinked
    @techlinked  15 днів тому +290

    hey guys its riley from the video and i got a question: what do you think robots dream about? gimme your best answer! just make sure it's not 'electric sheep', i swear to god. doesn't even make any sense. Anyway Thanks to Saily for sponsoring our CES 2025 coverage! Get a 15% discount on Saily eSIM data plans! Download the Saily app and use code TECHLINKED at checkout. Or go to saily.com/techlinked

    • @AxylPup_
      @AxylPup_ 15 днів тому +40

      Sloppy toppy

    • @yukaira
      @yukaira 15 днів тому +11

      hi Riley dont work too hard getting these videos out this week, drink some water!

    • @DaRoachDoggJr
      @DaRoachDoggJr 15 днів тому +4

      Prontly something cool like robotic guitars or robotic women or whatever

    • @Hojogamer
      @Hojogamer 15 днів тому +13

      Taking over the 18+ industry.

    • @nccjedi3
      @nccjedi3 15 днів тому +11

      Robot sheep

  • @TechnoMinarchist
    @TechnoMinarchist 15 днів тому +2311

    Modern robots:
    >Can't get water.
    >Will dance to pleasure you instead.

    • @patton3338
      @patton3338 15 днів тому +261

      COMMENCING PLEASURING

    • @jaspermooren5883
      @jaspermooren5883 15 днів тому +35

      Like Funkbot 10000?!

    • @nousername8162
      @nousername8162 15 днів тому +16

      @@jaspermooren5883 sounds like a funny idea, maybe it could play *Jazz* , i could see such a robot looking like an *Emu* or other flightless bird

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a 15 днів тому +32

      Giving me the "oh no i don't have money" vibes.

    • @ebiooo
      @ebiooo 15 днів тому

      I mean, you remember the 2015 tweet right?

  • @tophy9865
    @tophy9865 15 днів тому +829

    Thank god I won't need to do all that melee combat myself anymore...

    • @MasterAirscrach
      @MasterAirscrach 15 днів тому +33

      I'm glad us lowly combatants will finally get a break.

    • @nashad6142
      @nashad6142 14 днів тому

      Untill the light turns red​@@MasterAirscrach

    • @davidfernelz
      @davidfernelz 14 днів тому +13

      the best part was how stiff and unnatural it looked. it didn't even bend its elbow. like its not even good melee combat lol

    • @deidyomega
      @deidyomega 13 днів тому +3

      Well, i was told as a child, everybody is kung fu fighting.

    • @BaldrsFate
      @BaldrsFate 13 днів тому +1

      That what they want, they rather you be completely useless while you lose everything.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 15 днів тому +919

    Everybody gangsta until the lights on the robot turn from blue to red

    • @RustyBoy.
      @RustyBoy. 15 днів тому +46

      What did XBOX call it? Oh yeah.. red ring of death. 😅

    • @acubley
      @acubley 15 днів тому +70

      "Please remain indoors, this is for your own protection."

    • @charlottemaredi1888
      @charlottemaredi1888 14 днів тому +4

      Because them battery 🔋 low

    • @Jake-kb2le
      @Jake-kb2le 14 днів тому

      3:44

    • @TheJoMan2
      @TheJoMan2 14 днів тому +5

      This flight will be fitted with ZERO EXITS and your destination is THE ENDLESS VOID OF DISTANT SPACE.

  • @kaibuchan
    @kaibuchan 15 днів тому +2069

    When is AI going to do my laundry instead of offering to generate an image of a crocodile on a surfboard?

    • @privacyvalued4134
      @privacyvalued4134 15 днів тому +60

      I can do my own laundry just fine. Do you want a robot to touch your undies and then giggle? Yeah. Didn't think so. Deep cleaning the bathroom and pulling weeds are the two chores I hate and not likely to trigger robot giggles.

    • @oliverfern8039
      @oliverfern8039 15 днів тому +18

      I mean they also showed off the "galbot" which does exactly that

    • @CA-sz6vw
      @CA-sz6vw 15 днів тому +58

      you heard of a washing machine?

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 15 днів тому +5

      Serious answer, a machine vision equipped robot, with a claw to rummage around your dirty clothes, will be in the pipeline, I'm sure.

    • @qwfp
      @qwfp 15 днів тому +21

      It can dance to pleasure you instead! Isn't this epic?

  • @EuropressMusic
    @EuropressMusic 15 днів тому +1218

    Those vacuums will evolve into crabs inevitably

    • @christopherpayne6228
      @christopherpayne6228 15 днів тому +60

      Half way there with the table lamp thingy. Give it pincers, add an extra lamp eye stalk and we have perfected robot evolution

    • @pardismack
      @pardismack 15 днів тому +66

      crabs that dance to pleasure us.
      There you go. Evolution science and Linus lore.

    • @susear5939
      @susear5939 15 днів тому +27

      ​@@pardismack crab rave starts playing 🦀

    • @SomePotatoChannel
      @SomePotatoChannel 15 днів тому +3

      Hermit crab better than true crab

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 14 днів тому +2

      Look at a horseshoe crab, not the nightmarish vision from a film about aliens but it's general shape, if a robot vacuum cleaner

  • @TheMarioOne
    @TheMarioOne 15 днів тому +877

    The Windows 11 pop-up immediately crashing is the perfect ad

    • @notjustforhackers4252
      @notjustforhackers4252 15 днів тому +33

      ...for Mac, Linux or Chrome OS.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 15 днів тому

      @@notjustforhackers4252 the only thing worse than Windows 11 is ChromeOS

    • @ELEC7RO
      @ELEC7RO 15 днів тому +75

      ​@@notjustforhackers4252Certainly not Mac or ChromeOS 💀💀💀

    • @BigOrangeMan
      @BigOrangeMan 15 днів тому +4

      @@ELEC7RO true

    • @notjustforhackers4252
      @notjustforhackers4252 15 днів тому +25

      @@ELEC7RO Yeah I know, but if I'd just said Linux the Windows fanboys would go into meltdown 😆

  • @TheRealEclipse1
    @TheRealEclipse1 15 днів тому +316

    The next John Wick movie is going to be him vs an Assassin Robot Dog and the series can come full circle.

    • @MoonstruckOnMovies
      @MoonstruckOnMovies 15 днів тому +11

      I am watching that movie at least 4 times in theaters

    • @Mr.Anders0n_
      @Mr.Anders0n_ 15 днів тому +31

      Wrong. It'll be a complete reboot, but this time John is the one who's unalived and robot Daisy goes on a rampage campaign to avenge him

    • @johnwick04212
      @johnwick04212 15 днів тому

      Yeah

    • @trober256
      @trober256 14 днів тому +6

      And in the third act he tames it and rides it into combat

    • @silverbane8065
      @silverbane8065 14 днів тому +2

      @@trober256 was just gona say, 'knowing him, John Wick and the RoboHound will become best buddies.' lol.

  • @jernaugurgeh451
    @jernaugurgeh451 15 днів тому +564

    I for one welcome our wheeled bo staff-wielding robot dog overlords, with vacuum attachments, dancing for my pleasure.

    • @cschmall94
      @cschmall94 15 днів тому +56

      Dancing to pleasure you*
      Big difference.

    • @eric7591
      @eric7591 15 днів тому +7

      @@cschmall94 You beat me to it.

    • @lent10
      @lent10 15 днів тому +15

      They can use the pole when dancing. If you will, you can call it even pole dancing

    • @RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq
      @RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq 14 днів тому +3

      ​@@eric7591, nah, the robot did

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 14 днів тому +1

      Just give it the all spark, to help it reach sentients.--then just hope it's big, drunk, angry planet eating uncle doesn't show up to eat earth next.

  • @6wermz
    @6wermz 15 днів тому +508

    Wait..... So i can buy a robot dog cheaper then a 5090??

    • @arckinenso7615
      @arckinenso7615 15 днів тому +114

      Yes. But both are equally pointless.

    • @xaviernic3675
      @xaviernic3675 15 днів тому +11

      This is goated 😂😂😂

    • @psilimit
      @psilimit 15 днів тому +4

      I still want the 5090 more X/

    • @CowannV
      @CowannV 14 днів тому +18

      Cheaper than some pure bred real dogs even

    • @AVdE10000
      @AVdE10000 14 днів тому +12

      Wow, that puts some things in perspective...

  • @KurthTobias
    @KurthTobias 15 днів тому +209

    2:45 Help, they gave the Pixar Lamp robotic limbs. We are no longer safe

    • @lunalangton5776
      @lunalangton5776 15 днів тому +24

      Sid from Toy Story got his hands on it

    • @rausb
      @rausb 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@lunalangton5776oh no, now I feel bad for it :(

    • @silverbane8065
      @silverbane8065 14 днів тому +1

      it reminds me of a 'Skutter' from Red Dwarf. in which case, it's just going to learn morse code to swear at us. (the skutters had a hand, and learned to give people the finger lol)

    • @jackthehacker05
      @jackthehacker05 14 днів тому +1

      Safe

    • @FANOFPORTAL2
      @FANOFPORTAL2 14 днів тому

      😂

  • @styledstrike
    @styledstrike 15 днів тому +128

    Oh boy, how is that type of robot (2:04) cheaper than the next flagship GPU...

    • @ClarkRuell
      @ClarkRuell 14 днів тому +6

      They make their money back with the info they nab while spying on your every move.

    • @jackie2-g8l
      @jackie2-g8l 9 днів тому

      Unitree G1 is $16,000 not $1,600

    • @Ezboy666z
      @Ezboy666z 8 днів тому

      He's talking about the robodog not the roboman ​@@jackie2-g8l

  • @reptilez13
    @reptilez13 15 днів тому +60

    So the fully autonomous Sex-Bot is probably next year's CES? Year after? After the first the floodgates will open for sure.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +21

      ❌ Sex-Bots based on popular celebrities
      ✅ Sex-Bots based on anime girls

    • @NewBeginning-y4p
      @NewBeginning-y4p 15 днів тому +7

      Finally I can get my anime waifus​@@CyanRooper

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 14 днів тому +6

      @@CyanRooper if Disney can use the likeness of dead celebrities, then so can I, damnit!

  • @bbrixon
    @bbrixon 15 днів тому +86

    Riley needs a mental health week after CES.
    Ninja robots are a reality.

  • @ScienceTechComputers
    @ScienceTechComputers 15 днів тому +132

    My computer decided to upgrade itself to Win 11 while in my backpack, yesterday. The battery must have died mid install because it failed to upgrade and Win 10 was bricked in the process lmao.

    • @PinePizza
      @PinePizza 15 днів тому +54

      Classic windows 11 move.. The only way to stop my pc from force updating to 11 was by making it incompatible with it by changing settings in the BIOS lol.

    • @psilimit
      @psilimit 15 днів тому +16

      Intended functionality.

    • @YonatanAvhar
      @YonatanAvhar 15 днів тому +22

      Ah, the classic Microsoft move

    • @vadym8713
      @vadym8713 14 днів тому +10

      Let me remind you it's in the same time melee fighter robots lead by chat GPT5 are about to destroy humanity! And we still don't have stable Windows upgrade process.

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 14 днів тому +4

      You took that pretty well

  • @AnonymousFreakYT
    @AnonymousFreakYT 15 днів тому +47

    People of a certain age are having terrified flashbacks of “Return to Oz” from that Unitree wheeled dog thing.
    “Wheelers aren’t real, they can’t hurt me… wheelers aren’t real, they can’t hurt-AAAAAH!”

  • @xsham6224
    @xsham6224 15 днів тому +13

    on one hand, we have robodogs that can become bikes, on the other hand, you can have fullscreen ads that crash on win 11. Wonders of technology.

    • @Elemblue2
      @Elemblue2 14 днів тому +3

      There are diverging paths now. People who make technology to make your life more convenient, and people who make technology to make THEIR life more convenient.
      Most of the mainstream stuff is the second one now, unfortunately. Theres some really good stuff out there by people trying to make a difference though.

  • @nukezat
    @nukezat 14 днів тому +15

    Video cards that generate fake frames, chairs that blow hot air up your rear and robots that really don't do anything well. Consumerism has peaked

    • @Nexalian_Gamer
      @Nexalian_Gamer 10 днів тому +1

      As someone who lives in Tucson, where afternoons in the summer feel like you're walking into a giant oven, I feel like the fan chair would actually be a good thing to have. Although you could achieve it for WAY cheaper with a breathable officer chair with a box fan zip-tied to the back of it

  • @aukondk
    @aukondk 15 днів тому +7

    The vacuum with a hand reminds me of the 1984 classic Runaway. Tom Selleck (and his moustache) leads a police unit whose sole job is to take down malfunctioning robots. One scene is him rescuing a baby from a roomba with a revolver.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 14 днів тому

      They remind me of the scuzzers from red dwarf

  • @Deep_Mondal
    @Deep_Mondal 15 днів тому +543

    I was a robot once

    • @supervibe2298
      @supervibe2298 15 днів тому +13

      How was experience to be robot 🤖?😅

    • @redumptious2544
      @redumptious2544 15 днів тому +137

      They put me in a room.

    • @lenOwOo
      @lenOwOo 15 днів тому +14

      Until ..

    • @gtx1650max-q
      @gtx1650max-q 15 днів тому +6

      beep bop

    • @nexuhs.
      @nexuhs. 15 днів тому +5

      It's true I was the aluminum block

  • @exvils
    @exvils 15 днів тому +25

    2:25 200000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
    Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.

  • @Thegreatequalizer
    @Thegreatequalizer 15 днів тому +34

    2:35 I for one am Happy to see that we are teaching robots martial arts as opposed to only strapping gatling guns to them.
    If we are going to live in some neo-dystopia ruled over by robots it at least damn well better be a fully insane kung fu based future with wandering Robot Shinobi .

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 15 днів тому +1

      Let it reach the West🤣

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +3

      You fool. Once they figure out what low blows are we'll be powerless to stop them.

  • @Stoat_Lord
    @Stoat_Lord 15 днів тому +24

    Ok on that Razer chair note, I always thought it'd be funny if car seats had a function that vented your farts outside the vehicle.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +7

      Or imagine using your farts to spool up a turbo charger quicker. Gives a whole new meaning to "forced induction".

    • @dhillaz
      @dhillaz 14 днів тому +2

      Old cars like '90s Chevy trucks had an air vent that blew air onto the driver's nether regions

    • @Stoat_Lord
      @Stoat_Lord 14 днів тому +4

      @@dhillaz Ah yes, as my coworker calls it, the ol ball chiller 3000.

  • @nickinderrieden7630
    @nickinderrieden7630 15 днів тому +11

    That Spider Table looks like the Pixar Lamp after Sid got ahold of it.

  • @eldibs
    @eldibs 15 днів тому +23

    I can just imagine someone making some sort of Rube Goldberg machine that makes coffee automatically and places it on their robot table, and then asking "How did my house burn down?!"

    • @PTS1337
      @PTS1337 15 днів тому +1

      Just like the guy inventing leaded gasoline and ozone-layer depleting refrigerants, who created a device to turn him in bed that eventually malfunctioned and killed him. We've come full circle.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 14 днів тому

      we already have coffee machines on timers, shouldn't be too difficult to get the coffee to the robot, they have hands after all

  • @chrisstockton7153
    @chrisstockton7153 15 днів тому +67

    LMAO "AND THEN HE RIDES IT LIKE ITS THE F@CKIN X GAMES" that was a good one

  • @DaftRebel
    @DaftRebel 15 днів тому +57

    "WHY DIDN'T THEY SHOWED 'EM MAKING COFFEE?!!!" YES! WHY?!!! OMG HAHAHAHA

    • @christopherpayne6228
      @christopherpayne6228 15 днів тому +6

      They know who has the real money. "Cough DARPA cough"

    • @kendokaaa
      @kendokaaa 14 днів тому

      @@christopherpayne6228 There's a bunch of companies making robots for military purposes. DARPA isn't interested in a big toy robot dog from a chinese company. The real reason is because it's not smart enough to make coffee

  • @Furbehh
    @Furbehh 15 днів тому +38

    Quick Bits Intro was great, glad it was left unedited. Riley's great as always!

  • @orijimi
    @orijimi 15 днів тому +9

    This was an absolute banger of a TechLinked video. Bit of a hard act to follow for tomorrow's video, but I have faith that y'all will pull it off somehow.

  • @ch4zm
    @ch4zm 15 днів тому +22

    We really got Blade Wolf from Metal Gear before GTA 6

  • @noelius4481
    @noelius4481 15 днів тому +15

    AI Robot but trained in melee combat?! The Emperor will have an aneurysm with that one.

  • @rodmunch69
    @rodmunch69 14 днів тому +4

    My old Cadillac CTS had ventilated seating - which was fantastic to have in Florida during the summer. Adding that to office chairs would be a great idea, if you can power it without using a cord.

  • @kliao6072
    @kliao6072 15 днів тому +17

    4:54 you can clearly see the moment Riley is starting to lose his bits.

  • @otodusobliquus3836
    @otodusobliquus3836 15 днів тому +12

    1985: Robots are so in right now!
    2025: Robots are so in right now!

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 14 днів тому +1

      2025: Sigh, joy, Terminators, Decpticons, then they just say screw it: the Matrix with with a few people getting super powers ala Neo and Saints Ro 4:

  • @Grimmdus
    @Grimmdus 14 днів тому +10

    Turns out when you let someone else do all the research and dev, use cheaper materials, and use cheap labor you can undercut their prices by enormous amounts.

  • @astral6749
    @astral6749 15 днів тому +62

    Riley's delivery of these jokes is top tier

    • @JB-dy4tl
      @JB-dy4tl 14 днів тому

      I agree! he's been doing this since the NCIX days. he is a true master.

  • @unknownVS13
    @unknownVS13 15 днів тому +19

    I wouldn't say this to his face, but Riley is an incredible tech news host. His humor, timing, and delivery are perfect and I've been tuning in specifically because of him since the NCIX days.

    • @GuilhermeGuidugli
      @GuilhermeGuidugli 14 днів тому +2

      Yeah, I feel like too few people talk about it, bu his personality along with the script is what gets me here

  • @paragpj
    @paragpj 15 днів тому +4

    Kudos to the writers and Riley. I was launghing out loud throught out the first part of the video.

  • @baymax2.085
    @baymax2.085 15 днів тому +39

    Mfs investing in nvidia robotics to finally get their robot maid anime waifu.

    • @creeper6530
      @creeper6530 14 днів тому

      And perhaps in Unitree too to get a kunoichi (basically female ninja) waifu.

    • @CyberDragon10K
      @CyberDragon10K 14 днів тому +1

      One step closer to making Chobits reality.

    • @LutraLovegood
      @LutraLovegood 11 днів тому

      @@CyberDragon10K That sure would be interesting...

  • @DxBlack
    @DxBlack 15 днів тому +10

    You know they're scamming when it's just a CGI render of what it supposedly can do...meanwhile, it slipped on dry track-markers.

  • @o-zeus
    @o-zeus 15 днів тому +130

    Oh hey, it's riley again

    • @ryanmiskin
      @ryanmiskin 15 днів тому +5

      I thought he died.

    • @reaperfs2371
      @reaperfs2371 15 днів тому +7

      ​@@ryanmiskinjensen replaced him with AI robot with his corpse's skin

  • @Impulse001
    @Impulse001 14 днів тому +7

    2:17 We're literally arming them!?

  • @thewhitewolf58
    @thewhitewolf58 15 днів тому +19

    1:19 I remember when robots had to crotch to slowly climb stairs. Now it can preform a chase sequence.

  • @bruceparker3139
    @bruceparker3139 15 днів тому +10

    Windows 11 ad forcing users to upgrade crashing is just so Microsoft 😂

  • @danieljueleiby914
    @danieljueleiby914 15 днів тому +6

    2:30 absolutely the funniest thing I saw this week.!! Also,, might be a bit of a low week 😅

  • @avi12
    @avi12 15 днів тому +47

    Riley is like the Jim Carrey of the tech world

    • @LoganWard4621
      @LoganWard4621 15 днів тому +1

      hit the nail on the head with that one 100%

    • @MarcSherwood
      @MarcSherwood 15 днів тому +7

      Well, both are Canadian. Time for a DNA test to see if Jim IS the father or not!

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 15 днів тому +1

      Oh don’t insult Riley

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому

      Isn't Dr. Robotnik technically the Jim Carrey of the tech world?

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 14 днів тому

      He sounds like Steve Carrell.

  • @DannyByWest
    @DannyByWest 15 днів тому +1

    The segment on switchbot really sounded like an ad read!
    Was actually relieved when the sponsor came!

  • @scaly86
    @scaly86 14 днів тому +3

    Modern robot security detail but also one-man biker gang? I'm sold.

  • @revenge3265
    @revenge3265 15 днів тому +35

    I simultaneously wanna scream and laugh at the absolute dystopia coming in the next few years lmao. What else can you do but watch the horror show.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 15 днів тому +1

      Now you're getting it.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 14 днів тому +1

      And slowly stop being a doomer :(
      To become a doomer 🤣🤣🤣😂😅😆

    • @Elemblue2
      @Elemblue2 14 днів тому

      The US telecommunication grid is still compromised because they got hacked by another country using their own backdoors. If its not open source (and maybe even if it is), there are backdoors.
      Learn to hack robodog. Wait until robodog is everywhere. Take control of robodog. Reverse the dystopia by force with dystopian levels of Irony. Make robodog enforce freedom. Make robodog the hero. Everyone learns to love robodog. Enter second, but not quite as bad, type of dystopia.

  • @jeremydavis2000
    @jeremydavis2000 14 днів тому +3

    If only someone made some kind of memory card or something you could put in your phone for extra, removable storage.

  • @charlesurrea1451
    @charlesurrea1451 5 днів тому

    The unitree demo was trying to show dynamic balance control while handling a load in motion.
    It was one of the few that was almost practical

  • @Genny207
    @Genny207 14 днів тому +3

    On the melee combat thing: Isn't the a legitimate "war" over territory between India and China being fought by melee combat due to some stupid bureaucratic loop hole that makes it not technically a war? Could be where they want to deploy those things.

  • @Glitch_75
    @Glitch_75 15 днів тому +4

    Riley is just so good at this

  • @MXTRIX-222
    @MXTRIX-222 15 днів тому +5

    5:04 Riley goes more insane after every quick bits intro

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation 15 днів тому +23

    I need a sugarmama or sugardadda to pay for a self sustaining bunker so I can survive this horizon zero dawn scenerio we are heading too. I ain't to pretty but I got stamina for days.

    • @nexuhs.
      @nexuhs. 15 днів тому

      What did you mean by this

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +2

      Plot twist: the sugarmama is a robot.

  • @colossalwa
    @colossalwa 15 днів тому +5

    05:44 why someone thought to illuminate it from back

  • @PhantasmXYZ
    @PhantasmXYZ 15 днів тому +29

    Thanks Microsoft! You gave me yet another reason to finally convert my older devices to Linux.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx 14 днів тому +3

      And you felt the need to announce your departure why? 😅

    • @PhantasmXYZ
      @PhantasmXYZ 14 днів тому +5

      @@kirby21-xz4rx ...because it's topical to the last video segment and a relevant reminder to other viewers too that they DON'T need to tolerate MS BS? Do you not have any introspection to the ironic irrelevancy of your own response while attempting to criticize mine? 🙃

    • @GuilhermeGuidugli
      @GuilhermeGuidugli 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@kirby21-xz4rx why did you announce a question to his announcement of departure?

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx 14 днів тому +1

      @@GuilhermeGuidugli That doesn’t make sense. Asking a question in response to an announcement is pretty normal. How else am I supposed to get clarity or express curiosity?

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx 14 днів тому +1

      @@PhantasmXYZAnnouncing you're switching to Linux doesn’t magically make you a tech martyr or add anything useful here. If you really wanted to help others, you'd share actual solutions instead of just virtue-signaling your 'escape' from Microsoft. 👍💀

  • @ThunderCookie23
    @ThunderCookie23 15 днів тому

    Ohh Hey its Tim Riley! Thank you for showing up on my feed again 😁

  • @Suzuki_Hiakura
    @Suzuki_Hiakura 15 днів тому +1

    that coffee table makes me think a scheduled coffee pot could prepare a cup for me and bring it up the stairs to my bed... that is something I could see in a movie like iRobot. ngl I loved that movie.

    • @jackthehacker05
      @jackthehacker05 14 днів тому

      Why even bother with the robot at this point? Teasmaids exist for a reason

  • @shafiq_ramli
    @shafiq_ramli 15 днів тому +3

    Sometimes I can't answer captcha correctly..
    Does that makes me a robot?
    Even for a minute or two?

  • @amnesiacsardine
    @amnesiacsardine 14 днів тому

    I really appreciate the little skits. I remember wishing you'd do something like that outside of the sponsored ones in the comments sometime. I feel heard, whether or not anyone saw my comment.

  • @renezachulski1932
    @renezachulski1932 15 днів тому +9

    I just wanted to repeat what you probably heard numerous times before, this show, especially the jokes are amazing! thanks guys

  • @Levendo
    @Levendo 15 днів тому +1

    Damn you guys are fast. Just finished watching the previous episode and this one pops up in my feed.

  • @MichaelSkinner-e9j
    @MichaelSkinner-e9j 15 днів тому +3

    Beware of cyber criminals. If these are clues, I am literally isolated.

  • @RemixedYoshi
    @RemixedYoshi 15 днів тому +32

    As a wannabe voice actor/ actor its wild to be how it seems a lot of people are saying that people that work in media and entertainment are whining because the natural state of progression is happening also whats natural about AI taking entertainment jobs. Like what xD do you guys really want AI Music with AI actors a AI script? I mean i already see people getting annoyed at AI ads and AI videos. I was thinking AI was just going to be robots to help us out by doing dangerous jobs and gross jobs and jobs no one wants to do like automation or be a reference for artists a tool for example not to straight up replace everything... No one wants AI entertainment...
    we want bigger Roombas

    • @arckinenso7615
      @arckinenso7615 15 днів тому +2

      How does the world you described come from the economy we have?

    • @iraklimgeladze5223
      @iraklimgeladze5223 15 днів тому

      Who cares what you want,
      Corporations creating robots and they want only profit and they will replace everyone

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 15 днів тому +1

      I see it like how atm's do not replace bank tellers but instead lighten the load.

    • @Lucas-GR
      @Lucas-GR 15 днів тому +10

      the only reason people are getting annoyed at AI things is that they can tell they are made by AI. The moment that stops being the case, it's over.

    • @FreediiFree
      @FreediiFree 15 днів тому +2

      I'm still frustrated by all the commercial jobs being lost to random UGC short-form content. half the ads you see are just random people in vertical format talking about some product i never care about. and you know they don't get paid more than pennies to have that content featured. UGC and ai have gutted how entertainers used to make money

  • @ianklopper6992
    @ianklopper6992 14 днів тому +8

    that guy punching the robot was holding back so much, nothing like the boston dynamics videos that came out some time ago now.

  • @SmokeandSpirit
    @SmokeandSpirit 13 днів тому

    2:20 all it's missing is the "lets get down to business" music montage from Muyan. 😂

  • @sloideh
    @sloideh 14 днів тому +1

    jokes aside, these could be amazing for rescue work to get places fast that humans get

  • @zaaphyyre
    @zaaphyyre 15 днів тому +3

    Don't think I didn't hear WAR in that not-even-a-second long thing at 3:00

  • @mcash2189
    @mcash2189 14 днів тому

    I still say the one way to guarantee that autonomous semi-smart robots will be a best seller is to design them with a self cleaning self-lubricating vibrating hole for you know house chores

  • @MrJhwan
    @MrJhwan 15 днів тому +95

    I don't know about you but "the year of the windows 11 pc refresh" just sounds like a really roundabout way of saying that its the year of the Linux desktop. Come people, join me in penguin land, our ads don't crash. Wait, that's right, we don't have ads to begin with.🐧

    • @medo_0x00
      @medo_0x00 15 днів тому +16

      I'm interested in your Pinguin religion

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 15 днів тому +9

      I will counter your offer with TempleOS
      (And yes, I don't actually know anything about TempleOS other than it's written in HolyC and it's an OS)

    • @chaineddepths1999
      @chaineddepths1999 14 днів тому

      Yeah inside my desktop krashing when i leave it idol for more then an hour.
      Albe it linux is significantly more resistant to crashes then windows is. Usually it just fixes itself once it gets done with it's stroke.

    • @IcecalGamer
      @IcecalGamer 14 днів тому

      YET

    • @IcecalGamer
      @IcecalGamer 14 днів тому +1

      You don't have ads YET

  • @Virtualblueart
    @Virtualblueart 15 днів тому +1

    3:14 That one looks a bit like that out of control domestic robot that found a gun in The Runaway.

  • @CthuluNew
    @CthuluNew 15 днів тому +19

    Man imagine if they make these full screen ads every reboot, a final middle finger to people trying to make the most out of aging hardware.

    • @SrFodd
      @SrFodd 15 днів тому +6

      "Recycling? Reducing tech-waste? What are you talking about? You'll buy a 5090 for $2,000 and you'll like it!"
      - Microsoft

    • @matt5721
      @matt5721 15 днів тому

      How much did you pay for your windows license?

  • @TheSeeking2know
    @TheSeeking2know 14 днів тому

    Hilarious script and delivery! Thanks for giving me some laughs during my break.

  • @spha_mrdanddy5823
    @spha_mrdanddy5823 15 днів тому +6

    1:38 metal gear mini😂

    • @EB01
      @EB01 15 днів тому

      Metal Gear Mk. II

    • @Ryosukekun21
      @Ryosukekun21 12 днів тому

      🦀 battle

  • @martinleblanc6650
    @martinleblanc6650 14 днів тому

    Riley is truly a standout among tech news hosts... Phenomenal! His delivery is spot-on - witty, insightful, and always entertaining. His unique ability to make tech topics accessible and engaging, which is a rare and valuable skill. He stands head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to tech news.

  • @animationgaming8539
    @animationgaming8539 15 днів тому +30

    Bro, I hate windows ads let alone ones that crash my PC 😭

    • @PashaSlavaUkraine
      @PashaSlavaUkraine 15 днів тому +1

      I took all ads off UA-cam and Netflix what’s a commercial?

    • @deluge6479
      @deluge6479 15 днів тому +3

      You still get ads? Lmao couldn't possibly be me 🥴🥱

    • @frankhuurman3955
      @frankhuurman3955 14 днів тому +1

      move to penguin land :D

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 14 днів тому

      ​@@frankhuurman3955A lot of people might struggle to choose a flavour to start with. Debian has great support for Steam and Proton so it's a favourite for gamers. Steam OS is totally geared around games optimisation so that's another option.
      It's also not that important to choose the right one because most of what you'll learn in one distro can be applied to others.
      Bite the bullet, make the leap. Linux gets more resilient and feature rich with every new user.
      Microsoft Windows has never been more irrelevant to computers or computer games, if you spend money on windows 11, you're surely going to regret it.

  • @callmejees
    @callmejees 15 днів тому +1

    1:32 close enough, welcome back Blade Wolf

  • @xtrapnation
    @xtrapnation 14 днів тому +7

    Unironically those robo dogs look badass

  • @lost-prototype
    @lost-prototype 14 днів тому

    I don't know if it was intended during filming, but the quick bits for this one was hilarious and I want to believe it was the video editors idea.

  • @Acelestialerror
    @Acelestialerror 14 днів тому +3

    0:45 it's so cute

    • @gearingisez
      @gearingisez 14 днів тому +1

      Oh god a pfp of Cyn and a comment under a video about robots, whats the chance

  • @CthuluNew
    @CthuluNew 15 днів тому

    Man is this show ever reliable, I come home and instantly click one of these, where do you find all this stuff

  •  15 днів тому +3

    I can't wait to get weird tomorrow.

  • @Jbrux86
    @Jbrux86 15 днів тому +1

    Probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a techlinked in a min. Love the robots.

  • @dreadtrain2846
    @dreadtrain2846 15 днів тому +26

    The existential threat of the world being put back into the dark ages in a few years has me less interested in technology these days.

    • @Ceiling559
      @Ceiling559 15 днів тому

      Please tell me this is just a movie reference

    • @penrar
      @penrar 15 днів тому

      Nope. Solar micro nova is due.

  • @Troyx_
    @Troyx_ 14 днів тому +1

    2:44 They make all the effort to build a freakin robot, and then name their company "Jeez Eye" 😂

  • @kreuner11
    @kreuner11 14 днів тому +2

    6:13 why just iphones? its usb c

  • @dr-maybe
    @dr-maybe 15 днів тому

    We can all see where this is going. We had a good run, folks.

  • @legleg752
    @legleg752 15 днів тому +3

    the difference between the unitree bots and the spot bots is that spot actually functions. the unitree ones can barely even stand up on their own in reality. all the videos you see of them doing their fancy tricks are all faked videos

    • @Maskinexpert
      @Maskinexpert 14 днів тому +1

      Kinda weird I had to scroll down this far for someone to point it out, it's clearly a 3d render in all the examples (maybe except the one where it "dances").
      Also weird that Riley didn't mention it at all

  • @cube_cup
    @cube_cup 14 днів тому +2

    1:00 that The Sun 2015 article about 'what we'd do with robots in 10 years' wasn't wrong it seems!

  • @devvie_hu
    @devvie_hu 14 днів тому +3

    Not long until Black Mirror's Metalhead 💀💀

  • @Cam_Wight
    @Cam_Wight 14 днів тому +2

    In all fairness, having a robot dog I can ride would be pretty freaking cool

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens 15 днів тому +3

    I want Riley to say "ai" until I become insane

    • @alguem5996
      @alguem5996 14 днів тому

      All hail the Dear Leader

  • @MaMichels
    @MaMichels 14 днів тому

    Man how is it that a news format is the most consistently funny things out of all channels I watch

  • @kil-roy
    @kil-roy 15 днів тому +16

    Those robots are gonna be used for killing. That's terrifying.

    • @consumev
      @consumev 15 днів тому +1

      Already are

    • @ericcarvalhoferreira512
      @ericcarvalhoferreira512 15 днів тому +2

      It's not, everything can be used to kill, you just need creativity.

    • @Ganara426
      @Ganara426 15 днів тому

      Im telling u the next step is for the robot dog to adapt and learn how to scale vertical surfaces (buildings) and for the humanoid ones to learn to use bladed weapons + fire ranged weapons like firearms and we will have a perfect assasin 😂.........😰

  • @NiklasKing87
    @NiklasKing87 15 днів тому

    The writing for yech linked is next level and has me cracking up every episode.
    Keep it up guys!

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX 15 днів тому +4

    Yeah no, I'm keeping windows 10 until Steam stops working with it, and then hopefully moving to Linux.

  • @yay-cat
    @yay-cat 9 днів тому

    make the robot dog clean stairs. it can also pick up the socks and carry the robovac between levels and maybe empty its tank into the loo

  • @Julzilla
    @Julzilla 14 днів тому +1

    Things to buy in 2025 for the house: Emergency EMP Field Generator.
    "Alexa, the robots are coming!"

  • @TanukiYT
    @TanukiYT 15 днів тому +3

    I've worked with the Unitree robots a fair bit, and they're quite capable. Most people find them cute in real life, too. I like them! Definitely worth the price.