What Students Say To Teachers vs What They Want To Say

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  • @brickorigins
    @brickorigins 9 років тому +2071

    I hate it when teachers eat during class but we can't.

    • @brickorigins
      @brickorigins 9 років тому +63

      "IS U HUNGRY, OR NAW?!?!"

    • @TBrimm5
      @TBrimm5 9 років тому +2

      right

    • @lizgawin899
      @lizgawin899 9 років тому +15

      Brick Origins a teacher got onto me for sitting cross-legged in class, and the teacher sat in the position she scolded me for sitting in.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 9 років тому +5

      Brick Origins my teachers always let us eat lol

    • @paulbarau8
      @paulbarau8 9 років тому +1

      Right tho

  • @ActualFidelCashflo
    @ActualFidelCashflo 9 років тому +3016

    Teacher: Why do I here talking?
    Student: Because you have ears???

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 роки тому +779

    "School is no place to sleep"
    And home is no place to study

  • @squiggummemes2910
    @squiggummemes2910 4 роки тому +740

    No one:
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    UA-cam: Recommends video 5 years late.

  • @kennymccormick8322
    @kennymccormick8322 7 років тому +721

    The hungry one and the thirsty is so true.

    • @emsergent5775
      @emsergent5775 7 років тому +48

      Teacher: Stop eating in Mt class.
      me: You want some? *offers chips*

    • @thedeathboydepression1330
      @thedeathboydepression1330 7 років тому +18

      Kenny Mccormick agreed

    • @zbhwrandom2203
      @zbhwrandom2203 7 років тому +22

      Kenny Mccormick same with the toilet one. That is the most annoying thing a teacher can do. Wtf my supposed to do bitch? Wet myself? If u insist.

    • @battletv1483
      @battletv1483 7 років тому +8

      yes

  • @sunflowii9420
    @sunflowii9420 7 років тому +1190

    Student : I need to take a piss
    Teacher: Why didn't you go before the bell rang
    Student: Because if I DID go use the bathroom before the bell I would be LATE which would cause DETENTION

    • @baileysgaminglair9487
      @baileysgaminglair9487 7 років тому +13

      Luna_Loves_You_ ! Or you just didn't need to take a wee

    • @AkiraAlexisSoyra
      @AkiraAlexisSoyra 7 років тому +4

      Luna_Loves_You_ !

    • @mightbtsunami4272
      @mightbtsunami4272 7 років тому +70

      Student: Aye, can I use the bathroom
      Teacher: No, why didn't you go during lunch
      Student: Lemme ask my bladder timer

    • @xen5278
      @xen5278 7 років тому +9

      XirmiX
      same

    • @DGuapoLX
      @DGuapoLX 7 років тому +3

      Luna_Loves_You_ ! omg yes

  • @popatitay8721
    @popatitay8721 5 років тому +1394

    *"You think I could get like one cheeto?"*

  • @fatimakunjo6901
    @fatimakunjo6901 4 роки тому +208

    Teacher: no sleeping in class
    Home: studying at home

    • @kitkat-us2qv
      @kitkat-us2qv 4 роки тому +10

      @Loink They sleep at school because they can't at home. They study at home instead.

  • @papabear5103
    @papabear5103 8 років тому +225

    basically freshman vs seniors: classroom edition

  • @xenocg
    @xenocg 9 років тому +517

    Me: I have to use the bathroom
    Teacher: No bathroom brakes. You should have went in between class.
    Me: But I didn't have to go then.

    • @datbeard2642
      @datbeard2642 9 років тому +9

      Creepah Girl Ha, so true!

    • @lizgawin899
      @lizgawin899 9 років тому +21

      Dat Beard i think it's illegal to not let students go potty, word is: you can get a urinary tract infection, or a UTI for short if you hold it for a long time. They are not fun.

    • @xenocg
      @xenocg 9 років тому

      That happened to me in class. My teacher let me go though I got in trouble for doing it. She was temporary and another teacher replaced her. He doesn't have that problem!

    • @sydneylogan5898
      @sydneylogan5898 9 років тому

      liz gawin tell me about it

    • @lizgawin899
      @lizgawin899 9 років тому +1

      Sydney Logan um if youre talking about the bathroom thing here's a link to a site, and lists several other sites, that tells more about how teachers forcing kids to hold it: nospank.net/couture3.htm

  • @aestheticpeaches5740
    @aestheticpeaches5740 5 років тому +125

    Teacher: Did you all do your homework?
    Class: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 4 роки тому +1

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated im sure that many, many people would have/will have love that school so much.

  • @serenitydiebel2511
    @serenitydiebel2511 5 років тому +378

    I hate when people say why
    dident you go before class???
    Cause I don’t decide when I have to go!!!

    • @tocabliss4487
      @tocabliss4487 5 років тому +2

      Serenity diebel me too

    • @mason518
      @mason518 4 роки тому

      You do though 😆

    • @alihaidar3314
      @alihaidar3314 4 роки тому +15

      @@mason518 let me explain have you ever had that feeling that you need to go to the bathroom while in class and you ask the teacher if you can go but the teacher says no
      And says the exact same thing
      Basically it is because you didn't need to do it when you were having a break plus in a school day you Are mostly in class so of course you typically need to go while in class it is just logical

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex 4 роки тому +9

      @@mason518 you don't always know when you need to go. sometimes ya just gotta

    • @mason518
      @mason518 4 роки тому +1

      Phantom Prime but if u would try before maybe idk possibly u wouldn’t get that feeling ya know. On the other hand, I do agree with your statement. Sometimes man... sometimes.....

  • @owennorbury3665
    @owennorbury3665 9 років тому +1931

    Teacher: did you do your homework ?
    Me: did you grade my test ?
    Teacher: I have other students work to grade
    Me : I have other teachers homework to do
    Buuurrrrnnnnn!!

    • @cruxvii3986
      @cruxvii3986 9 років тому +4

      ItsAngel MC lmao

    • @cruxvii3986
      @cruxvii3986 9 років тому +5

      Chum Bucket But he did copy them to get cheap likes :P

    • @poopyscoopy575
      @poopyscoopy575 9 років тому +6

      Chum Bucket Hi :P

    • @cruxvii3986
      @cruxvii3986 9 років тому

      ItsAngel MC lmao

    • @LavenderBabies
      @LavenderBabies 9 років тому +3

      ItsAngel MC go back to your shitty Minecraft animations

  • @gearrode
    @gearrode 6 років тому +397

    “NOOOBODY LIKES THIS CLASS, NOBODY...” lmao I’m dead

    • @JKM006
      @JKM006 6 років тому +1

      I AM BREADMAN that’s my science class

    • @cichavlogs834
      @cichavlogs834 6 років тому

      I AM BREADMAN uR a CrInGy RoBlOx KiD

    • @tiara7597
      @tiara7597 6 років тому

      **That's all of my classes.**

  • @muzzfda6858
    @muzzfda6858 4 роки тому +282

    Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss u I do
    Me: then the bell doesn’t decide when I arrive
    Teacher: r u backchatting
    Me: yes isn’t that how a conversation works?
    Teacher: why haven’t u done any work
    Me: why haven’t u marked me exams
    Teacher: um I have other students work to mark
    Me: well I have other teachers work to do

  • @merkul9200
    @merkul9200 Рік тому +32

    I remember seeing this before I started middle school. Now I graduate high school next week. Brings a tear to my eye

    • @vinsanitize
      @vinsanitize 10 місяців тому +2

      i saw this my 8th grade year, graduating college this year homie. Me too, me too🥲

    • @Bopmyglizz
      @Bopmyglizz 8 місяців тому

      I wa in 4th grade l when i saw this and im in college now shit crazy😭

    • @quinceymattox2505
      @quinceymattox2505 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Bopmyglizz I was in 5th grade now 10 years later I'm a junior in college

  • @johani21
    @johani21 7 років тому +314

    Me:would i get in trouble for something I didn't do
    Teacher:no of course
    Me:because I didn't do my homework

  • @lamiiiiiiiiii
    @lamiiiiiiiiii 4 роки тому +22

    Teacher: you’re late
    Student: at least I came.

    • @jay8349
      @jay8349 3 роки тому

      I know right

  • @mxikru
    @mxikru 6 місяців тому +15

    Who remembers actually watching this as a kid ❤😂😂😂😂

  • @Gr_ffprod
    @Gr_ffprod 7 років тому +270

    *me talking*
    Teacher interrupts: oh it's okay you just finish your conversation why don't you.
    -slight pause-
    *turn back to friend to finish conversation*

  • @tyronekim4632
    @tyronekim4632 7 років тому +374

    *When your were absent because you were sick*
    Teacher: Why weren't you here yesterday?
    Student: Because I was sick.
    Teacher: You weren't really sick, were you!?
    Student: NO I was Sick of U and this School!

  • @kennedihinton805
    @kennedihinton805 5 років тому +260

    :Teacher. NO eating in class
    :Student. IF I'M HUNGRY I'M GONE EAT..IF I'M THRISTY I'M GONE DRINK AND IF I'M TIRED I'M GONE SLEEP..ZZZZZZZZ
    Lol😂🤣

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 5 років тому +3

      Kennedi Hinton but i aint tired tho

    • @davidayala1734
      @davidayala1734 4 роки тому

      Bad kid macro if I’m going to reply I’m going to reply :edit messed up ur name srry

    • @Constantly_Confused9
      @Constantly_Confused9 4 роки тому

      @@davidayala1734 why didn't you just tap on his name and reply😂😂

    • @silkmoth288
      @silkmoth288 4 роки тому

      Jay ikr tf

    • @silkmoth288
      @silkmoth288 4 роки тому

      Reeeeeee

  • @quackyoin5096
    @quackyoin5096 5 років тому +472

    How i got detention once
    Me: *gets a convo with a classmate*
    Teacher: Hey! Why are you talking in my class! You're disturbing the class!
    Me: Then why are you drawing attention to us? Keep doing what you do and we'll do what we want. You're disturbing our coversation.

    • @legendarytronic7774
      @legendarytronic7774 5 років тому +15

      Savage.

    • @gorilla8811
      @gorilla8811 4 роки тому +32

      And then everyone clapped

    • @mason518
      @mason518 4 роки тому +27

      you know dang well you didn’t do that and she made you call your parents

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 4 роки тому +8

      It's the teacher's job to teach if he doesn't teach anyone he will get fired so it's your fault for not paying attention it doesn't matter if your conversation is interrupted you have to listen to the teacher

    • @Potato-cy9gr
      @Potato-cy9gr 4 роки тому +14

      maria fe it’s a joke so chill out Xd, and also I doubt anyone cares about what they’re learning, they learn enough to pass the test, then forget it in the next week

  • @mamaobama7132
    @mamaobama7132 8 років тому +339

    me:can i go to the washroom?
    teacher: why?
    me:TO SLAY THE MAGIC DRAGON

  • @DaymDrops
    @DaymDrops 10 років тому +614

    "Everybody love Olivia Pope, that's the best side chick alive!".....lol

  • @lenakallevig1830
    @lenakallevig1830 4 роки тому +70

    Student: would you punish me for something I didn't do
    Teacher: no
    Student: I didn't do my homework

  • @presidentpape
    @presidentpape 3 місяці тому +5

    shi just hit 10 years last week damn man 😭😭😭

  • @Ryan-qp7wn
    @Ryan-qp7wn 8 років тому +215

    Teacher-" if you guys need any help you can ask me"
    Me- Mrs. I need help on question 5
    Teacher- "really did I not just go over that you should have been paying attention"

    • @anomorpho
      @anomorpho 8 років тому +4

      FUCKING TRUE THOUGH!!!!

    • @Ryan-qp7wn
      @Ryan-qp7wn 8 років тому +1

      +gamerboy my math teacher always did that

    • @noodlexdoodle
      @noodlexdoodle 8 років тому +2

      If this isn't the definition of true then I don't know what is!

    • @alexisjordan9055
      @alexisjordan9055 8 років тому +1

      You just described my tech teacher in three sentences😂

    • @kaylieslezewski5898
      @kaylieslezewski5898 8 років тому

      +gamerboy mine to i hate he

  • @FahimAhmed-pr5sx
    @FahimAhmed-pr5sx 7 років тому +2369

    they say no food or drinks but then see they have out their fuckin coffee and snack out

    • @hassanhaq3570
      @hassanhaq3570 7 років тому +98

      Fahim Ahmed But "I'm an adult"

    • @FahimAhmed-pr5sx
      @FahimAhmed-pr5sx 7 років тому +78

      Lol but even if they are adults it doesn't mean the rule doesn't apply to them

    • @hassanhaq3570
      @hassanhaq3570 7 років тому +63

      Fahim Ahmed Lol, exactly. I was referring to what he said when his phone was out

    • @cowboyz8294
      @cowboyz8294 7 років тому +3

      Fahim Ahmed exactly

    • @yasminhargrave361
      @yasminhargrave361 7 років тому +1

      Obey😎😎😎😎

  • @Sh4d0w567
    @Sh4d0w567 4 роки тому +10

    Student:*pulls out a water bottle
    Teacher:NO EATING IN MY CLASS

  • @TJDW
    @TJDW 2 роки тому +19

    (Teacher) “What weighs more? Helium or copper?”
    (Student) “Helium!”
    (Teacher) “You’re gonna fail”
    It be like dat doe

  • @dannylopez2697
    @dannylopez2697 7 років тому +636

    Me: are we getting homework for spring break
    teacher: yes
    Me: why its called break for a reason
    Teacher: you guys think you guys are the only ones that get homework we do too
    Me: yeah but you guys get paid we dont

    • @kevinward550
      @kevinward550 7 років тому +5

      Daniel Lopez so true

    • @MeiGraal
      @MeiGraal 7 років тому

      could get a job xd

    • @pers0n0naplanet7
      @pers0n0naplanet7 7 років тому +73

      Teacher: You get paid with education.
      Me: Can education buy me ice cream?

    • @zachsoroka8707
      @zachsoroka8707 7 років тому +5

      Mystical Mistress

    • @nkema1431
      @nkema1431 7 років тому +2

      Mystical Mistress that was funny 😂

  • @lailaann5144
    @lailaann5144 7 років тому +469

    student: can i call my mom so she can pick me up?
    teacher: why?!
    student: cause i have a heart burn.
    teacher: ok
    student: can i call my mom to pick me up?
    teacher: why?!
    student: cause i've been throwing up in the bathroom and i have a huge headache i also can't barley walk and feel like i'm going to pass out
    teacher: ummmmm....... how bout no. you're fine!
    student: •_•

    • @ThePackLeaderWolfe
      @ThePackLeaderWolfe 7 років тому +2

      Laila Dickinson d

    • @cadebarnes8260
      @cadebarnes8260 7 років тому +25

      Laila Dickinson my friend literally threw up on the floor of the class and our math teacher didn't let him go to the nurse

    • @n0ahswrld
      @n0ahswrld 6 років тому +11

      Laila Dickinson OMG THE LAST ONE IS SO MY TEACHER 😂

    • @Dkary13
      @Dkary13 6 років тому +9

      Cade Barnes that is fucked up

    • @cadebarnes8260
      @cadebarnes8260 6 років тому +6

      Dkary yeah, and then on one of the last days of school she hit him with a chair. She pushed the chair into his legs, and made a giant bruise right on his shin.

  • @Pycidd
    @Pycidd 2 роки тому +7

    Most iconic tpindell video

  • @krusher5987
    @krusher5987 4 роки тому +234

    Student: can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don’t know, can you?
    Student: yes
    𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚

  • @yomamajeff
    @yomamajeff 7 років тому +225

    Trust me, teachers on this video, every student wants to say these things.

    • @cc---ce3sb
      @cc---ce3sb 7 років тому +1

      09aidan09 I feel like saying all these but I would get in trouble

    • @noaki13
      @noaki13 7 років тому

      i never had to say any of those things. i could go to the bathroom whenever i wanted could eat and drink , maybe i was not allowed to use my phone, but we used pc's in class.

    • @keithrumer6274
      @keithrumer6274 7 років тому +2

      +anyboxs
      What school did you go to?

    • @yomamajeff
      @yomamajeff 7 років тому +3

      anyboxs I can eat and drink, but only because I'm diabetic.

    • @surialpaca6542
      @surialpaca6542 7 років тому +1

      09aidan09 YUP!

  • @unyielding1854
    @unyielding1854 6 років тому +674

    Teacher: Why are you talking while i'm teaching?
    Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

  • @abby5859
    @abby5859 4 роки тому +25

    Me: Mrs Rachel?
    Mrs Rachel: Yes?
    Me: Will I get in trouble for something i didnt do?
    Mrs Rachel: No of course not!
    Me: I didnt do my homework

    • @mattboi4078
      @mattboi4078 4 роки тому

      Idk if you saw the original comment or not but this is stolen...

  • @CarissaJenkins
    @CarissaJenkins 5 років тому +51

    omg who came back in 2018? lmaoo who remembers the "hiiiii" ??!

    • @rerease
      @rerease 5 років тому +2

      Wanna see more
      Read more

  • @launch9980
    @launch9980 8 років тому +932

    when i have a substitution
    Me:can i go to the bathroom
    substitute teacher:i dont know can you
    me:can you get a full time job

    • @ceilingfan7505
      @ceilingfan7505 8 років тому +5

      Lmao...

    • @vanessaperez0
      @vanessaperez0 8 років тому +1

      you're comment is..

    • @sqosx6015
      @sqosx6015 8 років тому +20

      You copied from vine...Eh Bee

    • @VisionaryProductionsSG
      @VisionaryProductionsSG 8 років тому

      +Mike Acampora lol when we have a sub we just play games and leave when ever we want too

    • @maya1662
      @maya1662 8 років тому

      Exactly... lol once when I was in 6th grade we had a substitute she wouldn't let us go and we just started walking out all together proud like we accomplished something lol I'm in 7th now!!!

  • @everlastingspring2514
    @everlastingspring2514 8 років тому +264

    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Why?
    Me: To hunt a damn elephant and sell it to CHINA, that's what.
    I remember the years of middle school, elementary and highschool all too well.

    • @dancer17761
      @dancer17761 8 років тому +3

      lol haha

    • @Jaydraco2004
      @Jaydraco2004 8 років тому +2

      true

    • @jaylenmcfadden4700
      @jaylenmcfadden4700 7 років тому

      What the😡

    • @brandonfernandes8732
      @brandonfernandes8732 7 років тому

      I'm usin dat one

    • @GagePatrick
      @GagePatrick 7 років тому

      +Brandon Fernandes see I always finish my work early and my teacher always says help classmates and one day I said NO I'M NOT THAT'S UR JOB I DON'T GET PAID U DO

  • @drunkodoggo
    @drunkodoggo 4 роки тому +10

    Most highschools with homework: **YES, MORE**
    My highschool with homework: **Homework? I've never heard of that!**

  • @abbyho2332
    @abbyho2332 4 роки тому +18

    We spend like 6 to 8 hours in this hell hole then we have to do homework.

    • @rsxmaster
      @rsxmaster 2 роки тому +1

      With literally no sort of pay whatsoever

  • @Stunt877
    @Stunt877 7 років тому +3755

    you know it's crazy cause I learn more stuff on UA-cam than school

    • @qas2644
      @qas2644 7 років тому +54

      Stunt Hard #NBA same mate.People always ask me how i get no.1 in classes.they ask:
      Did you focus in class?
      no.
      Did you study?
      no.
      Did you do exercises and homework given in class?
      hahaha no.
      Then?
      UA-cam,National Geographic,Google and Games.
      And teachers be like 😲😲😲

    • @Stunt877
      @Stunt877 7 років тому +2

      Omega Storm lol

    • @KarateGirl999
      @KarateGirl999 7 років тому +2

      Me too m80

    • @AppleClown714
      @AppleClown714 7 років тому +3

      Stunt Hard #NBA me to

    • @jasminew6768
      @jasminew6768 7 років тому +1

      Stunt Hard #NBA yep

  • @tamani9553
    @tamani9553 9 років тому +1309

    when you want to go to toilet. And they go
    "why didn't you go at lunch time"
    me "bitch, i didn't need to go then"

  • @Flaquito2893
    @Flaquito2893 4 роки тому +18

    More like: What shy students say vs what savage students say.

  • @SonnyWinning
    @SonnyWinning 4 роки тому +3

    "Maan, Is You Mad Or Naw?! Is You Hungry Or Naw?! If I Get Hungry, I'm Gone Eat. If I Get Thirsty, Ooh I'm Gone Drank!"😆😆😆🤣

  • @hallow3898
    @hallow3898 7 років тому +335

    Me: Uh I don't have a pencil
    Teacher: What you think you didn't have class today?!
    Me: And you think you should've gotten a better career

    • @traniece1520
      @traniece1520 7 років тому +4

      Kraken 😂😂

    • @bigpapijr7769
      @bigpapijr7769 7 років тому +4

      Kraken uuuh no stop

    • @firasource
      @firasource 7 років тому +25

      Kraken
      Teaching is a passion job though... so that is the career of their choosing, to teach yo ungrateful ass 😂

    • @hiperson4740
      @hiperson4740 7 років тому +1

      Princess Lyssie I didn't see any words misspelled, and wassup wit yo edited comment?

    • @rosellyn9786
      @rosellyn9786 7 років тому +4

      Kraken wat weighs more helium or copper *helium*
      Teacher: your gonna fail
      Me: no wonder you the school system is fucked

  • @puppylover131fan6
    @puppylover131fan6 7 років тому +341

    mom: what did you learn today at school
    me:oviosly not enough because I have to go back tomarrow

    • @internetcunt6027
      @internetcunt6027 7 років тому +4

      Little Raindrop Im guessing you have nothing else do then make fun of people grammar and spelling.

    • @internetcunt6027
      @internetcunt6027 7 років тому

      Little Raindrop Well, you corrected her grammar. SHOVE HER GRAMMAR UP YOUR ASS-

    • @daoneanddaonly1665
      @daoneanddaonly1665 7 років тому

      puppylover13 1 fan *obviously

    • @octohead7312
      @octohead7312 7 років тому +1

      obviously** tommorow**

    • @sy-jd2rx
      @sy-jd2rx 7 років тому +7

      puppylover13 1 fan
      Obviously* * Tomorrow* *

  • @diamondsoul6464
    @diamondsoul6464 4 роки тому +13

    Teacher: No eating in my class
    Me: I'm hungry I don't care what you got to say till my stomach full

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 4 роки тому +2

      "I know the council has made a decision, but it's a stupid decision so I'm ignoring it."

  • @CalebMcFadden
    @CalebMcFadden 4 роки тому +7

    Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
    Me an intellectual: then it doesn’t decide when I arrive

  • @juanitaloftin6095
    @juanitaloftin6095 6 років тому +4610

    Teacher: Did you do your homework?
    Student: Did you grade my test?
    Teacher: I have other students test to grade
    Student: I have other teachers homework to do

    • @gamerone7390
      @gamerone7390 6 років тому +279

      good
      Teacher: I can send you home
      Student: Thanks for giving me mercy, ill start going

    • @LuisHernandez-do2hm
      @LuisHernandez-do2hm 6 років тому +64

      Juanita Loftin hella Savage 😂😂

    • @ImStillMarz
      @ImStillMarz 6 років тому +41

      Hall Of Fame

    • @DELETETHISNOW194
      @DELETETHISNOW194 6 років тому +20

      Juanita Loftin fr thoooo

    • @griseldaramirez8044
      @griseldaramirez8044 6 років тому +9

      Luis Hernandez that aint hella savage

  • @alisonketchie5572
    @alisonketchie5572 8 років тому +205

    student:teacher will u punish me 4 sumthin I didn't do?
    teacher:of course not
    student: good, cuz I didn't do my homework

  • @FuzeFire
    @FuzeFire 4 роки тому +8

    Watching in quarantine, missing the good ole days 😭

  • @VccTn
    @VccTn 2 роки тому +5

    Miss these days

  • @thatonetictac3998
    @thatonetictac3998 8 років тому +375

    Asking teachers to use the toilet and they ask "Why?" I'm just like "TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, YOU TELL ME!"

  • @rebel7116
    @rebel7116 7 років тому +2641

    we all know that one kid who actually says this stuff

    • @akilegna1255
      @akilegna1255 7 років тому +72

      Rebel 711 i mumble it cause my parents will whoop my ass if they find out

    • @sarah_oz
      @sarah_oz 7 років тому +29

      Rebel 711 I wish that kid was me

    • @jasminew6768
      @jasminew6768 7 років тому +7

      Rebel 711 me too

    • @taccine8069
      @taccine8069 7 років тому +1

      Jasmine Wallace no you are just wannabes

    • @cadypainting5463
      @cadypainting5463 7 років тому +1

      Rebel 711 Hehe not me 😏

  • @IamIanMusic
    @IamIanMusic 4 роки тому +3

    I like how she said "helium" so confident 😂

  • @alwaysjuan3x960
    @alwaysjuan3x960 Рік тому +7

    Shi still funny 💯😂

  • @Trogspace
    @Trogspace 9 років тому +386

    What i find unfair is. When students get homework , they have to do it on time or they get a detention ect. But when teachers have to mark our papers, they can spend however long they want. Its like for one class " your tests will be back next week " and the same thing goes on for atleast 4 or 5 weeks. Marking students tests is just as important, cuz if we dont get our test results/feedback. We will have no idea on to what to improve on.

    • @EpicZombiez2314
      @EpicZombiez2314 9 років тому +9

      My teacher still hasn't graded our mid terms yet and they were a couple months ago at least.

    • @GardenTalent
      @GardenTalent 9 років тому +6

      ***** I feel you! We wrote a history test in October and our teacher still didn't give it back to us because he was "too busy to mark it yet". Yeah, whatever.

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 9 років тому

      Our school has no-late work policy, which is probably so worried about whether I'm failing my classes or not.

    • @EpicZombiez2314
      @EpicZombiez2314 9 років тому +7

      ***** They have an answer key and should know the crap they teach us. I understand if it takes a week or so then fine, but over a month to correct a fairly small test is just bullshit.

    • @jumexgurl
      @jumexgurl 9 років тому +5

      ***** Um excuse you, we have 6 to 8 classes and more then one each day. It takes alot longer to write one then to read one so I dont want to hear it.

  • @tboneanimatez-fc3we
    @tboneanimatez-fc3we 4 роки тому +10

    Nobody:
    My headphones: if I get thirsty I'm gon dr-battery low

  • @hoodieboyterrell7785
    @hoodieboyterrell7785 3 роки тому +4

    Cuh I ain’t watch this in so long. Bring back good memories

  • @masonavakin6793
    @masonavakin6793 6 років тому +227

    Teacher:I'm tired of watching you sleep
    me: I'm tired of watching you teach

  • @letstalkrealquick
    @letstalkrealquick 4 роки тому +4

    To think these videos kept me laughing through high school, thanks Tpindell

  • @eri9986
    @eri9986 4 роки тому +9

    Nah, I just want to say that:
    Teacher: you're late
    Me: "How bout you say that to my neighbor's dog..."

  • @isabeldelacruz3898
    @isabeldelacruz3898 7 років тому +2951

    I could see many detentions in the future for the red child.

  • @unknvwn5693
    @unknvwn5693 6 років тому +2120

    *This came out 3 years ago I felt that this came out 2 months ago*

  • @greenland301gaming3
    @greenland301gaming3 3 роки тому +3

    Best version of tpindell

  • @teddy.yellowbuckets
    @teddy.yellowbuckets 4 роки тому +3

    “Take this homework and shove it up your-💀💀💀

  • @rubenedgarhernandez9138
    @rubenedgarhernandez9138 6 років тому +552

    *teacher gives shit load of homework*
    *next day*
    Teacher starts complaining about how much she/he has to grade
    Me:then why you give us alot

    • @francesbaptiste1125
      @francesbaptiste1125 6 років тому +2

      Ruben Edgar Hernandez FACTZ

    • @softie_kam7630
      @softie_kam7630 6 років тому +4

      Thank u!!!!

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 6 років тому +2

      Ruben Edgar Hernandez lol true 😃😃😃😃

    • @x-fun3149
      @x-fun3149 6 років тому +2

      Requirements

    • @Nate-ev6sg
      @Nate-ev6sg 6 років тому +5

      Or then she says I normally don't give a lot of homework right

  • @Bimboriri
    @Bimboriri 6 років тому +329

    "Bless me" 😭😭

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 5 років тому +7

      Y u crying?

    • @MC_QbanMissile
      @MC_QbanMissile 4 роки тому +4

      Ms. Cupid 69 likes

    • @Bimboriri
      @Bimboriri 3 роки тому +1

      @Amazing world Of Gregory sameeee

    • @genius9349
      @genius9349 3 роки тому +1

      @@Will-pl4tp stfu

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 3 роки тому +1

      @@genius9349 bruh I genuinely didn’t know back then

  • @toa6995
    @toa6995 3 роки тому +3

    It has been 6 years and I still laugh at this video lol

  • @taylornoel9972
    @taylornoel9972 5 років тому +3

    teacher:was you listening?
    me: was you teaching?
    :teacher:... Ill get back to you on that one

  • @makaylahill7749
    @makaylahill7749 6 років тому +136

    Teacher:”I’ve had enough of you disrespects I’m writing this down”
    (pull out sticky note an start writing)
    Me:”Okay and am I supposed to be scared of that damn sticky note”

    • @rachelbrown9537
      @rachelbrown9537 5 років тому +1

      that's exactly what my teacher did and I asked her why and she was like cuze you where laughing during my class

  • @astrumfiore4382
    @astrumfiore4382 7 років тому +395

    "Why the hell would they make a bell if the bell don't dismiss us?"
    ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE!

  • @cassiusfelix2805
    @cassiusfelix2805 4 роки тому +1

    I love this video this is the first video I watch of yours that was a long time ago not sure how long ago.

  • @Taee_.Walker
    @Taee_.Walker 5 років тому +3

    Omgg this is sooooo True I love this video💛💀😂

  • @xxirrelevantgirlxxx_x3960
    @xxirrelevantgirlxxx_x3960 6 років тому +722

    Student: *pulls out chips*
    Teacher: "ARE YOU EATING IN MY CLASS?! THERE ARE NO FOOD OR DRINKS IN THE CLASSROOM
    Student: "Is u mad, or nah? US U HUNGRY, OR NAH?!"
    Teacher: "K...um...can I just get like one cheeto?"
    Student: "Nope."
    Me:😂😂 same

    • @Diana-qj6jl
      @Diana-qj6jl 6 років тому +3

      XxlastwomanxX X_X lol

    • @epicfangle9372
      @epicfangle9372 6 років тому +2

      XxlastwomanxX X_X lol

    • @cadenanderson1042
      @cadenanderson1042 6 років тому +3

      CRINGEEEEEE

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 6 років тому

      XxlastwomanxX X_X XD

    • @littlewoodlandsprite6799
      @littlewoodlandsprite6799 6 років тому +2

      This is what happens when someone is busy eating popcorn in our biology class:
      *professor walks up and takes a handful of popcorn.*
      Everything goes back to normal.

  • @kyonlamb
    @kyonlamb 7 років тому +834

    sadly students in my class really do this shit and it funny af xD

    • @ilov3ji284
      @ilov3ji284 7 років тому

      Kyon L Nah u Lyin u don't look like a teacher

    • @kyonlamb
      @kyonlamb 7 років тому +9

      Not a teacher lol, when I said in my class I ment in my class room as in my peers

    • @ilov3ji284
      @ilov3ji284 7 років тому +3

      Kyon L Oh my bad it's all good 👍🏾

    • @justsomecrazymexican
      @justsomecrazymexican 7 років тому +1

      Kyon L they piss in the trash can?

    • @anthonylopes7987
      @anthonylopes7987 7 років тому

      Kyon L people actually do this shit too

  • @faudelineobas770
    @faudelineobas770 5 років тому +27

    Me: hey teach
    Teacher: yah
    Me: would you punish me for something i didnt do?
    Teacher: of course not
    Me: good cause i didnt do my homework.
    Teacher: excuse me

  • @lordwhisper8628
    @lordwhisper8628 4 роки тому +7

    My school
    "You cant go to prom, or games when you have detention"
    Me: *8 hours of detention* "Lucky I dont go to those"

  • @fe4less796
    @fe4less796 7 років тому +490

    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Student: Committed suicide because you gave him too much Problems!

    • @DGH1
      @DGH1 7 років тому +20

      PERFECT

    • @blankd5179
      @blankd5179 7 років тому

      Clorox Bleach the house network drank you

    • @nicoviola7519
      @nicoviola7519 7 років тому +3

      Clorox Bleach I see you in every video I watvh

    • @unknownwatcher7851
      @unknownwatcher7851 7 років тому +8

      Fe4ЯLesS 79ツ that's the student not homework

    • @lookatcurryman4811
      @lookatcurryman4811 7 років тому +1

      Fe

  • @themagicianist8242
    @themagicianist8242 7 років тому +710

    I hate it how students get in trouble for being late but the teachers don't.

    • @yogosethd4006
      @yogosethd4006 7 років тому +7

      Ikr

    • @theoddone1839
      @theoddone1839 7 років тому +12

      The Magicianist I hate that too.I also hate when teachers say the teachers are always right when they get everything wrong

    • @iikinqwestbrook4440
      @iikinqwestbrook4440 7 років тому +3

      The Magicianist ikr

    • @yika-5967
      @yika-5967 7 років тому +3

      TheOddOne 183 True.If humans learned a lot more about cell control they'd find out that 1+1 never equaled 2.Humans just brought things down to their level of thinking.

    • @workout9594
      @workout9594 7 років тому +9

      Silver Night wtf are you talking about?

  • @Hesiikillink-
    @Hesiikillink- 4 роки тому +1

    I remember when this video first came back i HAD TO COME BACK AND WATCH AGAIN

  • @dat_boi_javon3762
    @dat_boi_javon3762 4 роки тому +1

    Yo when he had walked in the class in he had said sup though!!!!!!!! That was so funny😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IL-sn9zo
    @IL-sn9zo 7 років тому +493

    teacher: NO TALKING!!!
    class: *silent*
    teacher to other teacher(s) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lickthebishop3174
      @lickthebishop3174 7 років тому

      IL13 XD

    • @thenoobtuber05
      @thenoobtuber05 7 років тому +8

      IL13 I fucking hate when teachers do that shit

    • @keyboardtoast4905
      @keyboardtoast4905 7 років тому +5

      IL13 We had a sub who said no talking and walked over to a student and started talking to them in silent about something that wasnt for school.

    • @yt._joesugg2169
      @yt._joesugg2169 7 років тому +4

      Ikr we were doing a test and my teacher and his ta would not shut there stupid dry mouth up!

    • @xen5278
      @xen5278 7 років тому +12

      IL13
      same to me
      but my teachers does not talk to other teachers during the class
      THEY TALK WITH BOARD O.o

  • @legendarytronic7774
    @legendarytronic7774 5 років тому +4

    The original legend. This all started because of you! 😂 Now others are doing it too. Lmao.

  • @sljsports5192
    @sljsports5192 3 роки тому

    years later this still funny asl 😂😂😆

  • @burntyogurt9363
    @burntyogurt9363 6 років тому +776

    Student:*Pulls out water bottle*
    Teacher: Are you eating in my class?
    Me: Bruh...

    • @user-tj1si3yx2y
      @user-tj1si3yx2y 6 років тому +20

      Its not eating its pulling my water bottle out of my bag so I can drink it! DUH!
      ^ what I would say .

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 6 років тому +11

      Second Reaper so we eat water & drink food?
      jk 😂😂😂

    • @nokesplatoon4672
      @nokesplatoon4672 6 років тому +3

      Second Reaper same here XD

    • @christinecooper75
      @christinecooper75 6 років тому

      EGGACTLE

    • @eternalgray
      @eternalgray 6 років тому +6

      Second Reaper IKR IT'S A FREAKIN WATER BOTTLE ONE REASON IS THAT IT IS NOT FOOD BRUH U SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK A WATER BOTTLE IN CLASS

  • @angell2983
    @angell2983 6 років тому +66

    Teacher: WHY DO I HEAR TALKING?! Student: because you have ears. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @alissaashlock2907
      @alissaashlock2907 6 років тому +5

      ANGEL L I said that to my teacher and he just looked at me and said, "Yes, I'm aware captain obvious." And I replied, "Glad you're aware, just making sure you know."

    • @terranceroberson6197
      @terranceroberson6197 6 років тому

      ANGEL L I heard dat on a vine before

    • @datboijack935
      @datboijack935 6 років тому

      Somebody said that to the math teacher. It was so funny 😂😂😂

    • @datiger9345
      @datiger9345 6 років тому +4

      I have an even better one,
      Teacher: Why are you talking while im teaching?
      Student: Why are you teaching while I'm talking?

    • @Ralex11_
      @Ralex11_ 6 років тому

      Kid in my class did that( his channel name is Jer Gaming) he said that and got a detention

  • @kissimasillah6705
    @kissimasillah6705 4 роки тому +1

    Rahhh i was watching this when I was in school and here I am 2020 watching it again 🤣🤣🤣

  • @imperial520
    @imperial520 4 роки тому

    Hahahaha reply the first second of the video over and over it's the most funniest shit ever x

  • @tylerbjorkstrand8424
    @tylerbjorkstrand8424 6 років тому +96

    Teacher: "What weighs more, helium or copper?
    Student: "HELIUM!!!!"
    Teacher: "Welp. You gonna fail".

    • @DrDeity
      @DrDeity 5 років тому

      Asian Kid yea but I’m pretty sure copper weighs more than helium.

  • @vianneyaguilar3706
    @vianneyaguilar3706 7 років тому +138

    teachers: why are you drinking in this classroom?! you know you can't do that!!
    me: **mumbles** okay I'd rather die of thirst then stay in this class anyway...

  • @FIGHTINGGAMER
    @FIGHTINGGAMER Рік тому +3

    Funniest part for me was when he sneezed and said bless me

  • @mitchellk1675
    @mitchellk1675 2 роки тому +2

    Prime time tpindell

  • @arielle
    @arielle 10 років тому +2218

    random thought but did you know that there are some schools in nyc that are "no homework schools" i wish i went there!

    • @bethsilver3221
      @bethsilver3221 10 років тому +5

      I love arielle

    • @Randomarz
      @Randomarz 10 років тому +51

      I live in NYC never heard of that if it's true I need to transfer

    • @kevinprice1944
      @kevinprice1944 10 років тому +33

      i''m n Cali and i'm in a no homework school i was tired of regular school's ain't NO BODY got time for that.

    • @darcygriffiths9988
      @darcygriffiths9988 10 років тому +18

      Is you hungry or nah

    • @kevinprice1944
      @kevinprice1944 10 років тому +6

      Darcy Griffiths is you thirsty or nah

  • @jeenishadarjee5873
    @jeenishadarjee5873 6 років тому +191

    FACT : WHEN A KID SAYS "CAN I GO TO DA BATHROOM" THEY'RE NOT ASKING THEY ARE GIVING U A WARNING

    • @heatedcandle2421
      @heatedcandle2421 6 років тому +7

      Jeenisha Darjee I know right never refuse to let a small child use the toilet unless you wanna clean up that... mess

    • @bigboyrussianman6243
      @bigboyrussianman6243 6 років тому +3

      Theodd1sout said that yo

    • @mutt4761
      @mutt4761 5 років тому +1

      A kid once pissed their pants in front of everyone because they didn't let him go lol.

  • @DrStein-ix3hq
    @DrStein-ix3hq 3 роки тому +2

    “Is you mad or nah, is you hungry or nah”

  • @nothingmuch8165
    @nothingmuch8165 4 роки тому

    Thank you, this needed to be said