I'M A VERY PRETTY MAN! | Christopher Titus | Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding

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  • @geraldqueener7861
    @geraldqueener7861 Рік тому +23

    He has got to be one of the funniest men on the planet.....great

  • @robertdouglass832
    @robertdouglass832 13 днів тому

    Great comedian, really nice guy. Always talks with his fans after show.

  • @FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wv
    @FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wv 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude. Almost all his jokes are just personal stories. And each one is funnier than the last. 😂

  • @gregwodzynski941
    @gregwodzynski941 Рік тому +15

    The first season of Titus is based on this special. More clips please.

    • @andrewhunt1328
      @andrewhunt1328 Рік тому +2

      If you're not aware, he's got the whole series up here, say for his special you gotta buy and download on his site.

    • @gregwodzynski941
      @gregwodzynski941 Рік тому +1

      @@andrewhunt1328 I have all three seasons on DVD. And the CD 💿 of Norman Rockwell is bleeding. Thank you

    • @baronvonswankenstein
      @baronvonswankenstein 2 місяці тому

      All Titus’s specials are available for free, legally, on his UA-cam channel @christophertitustv

  • @bevsputler5455
    @bevsputler5455 Рік тому +3

    Man you are too funny! & you are a very handsome man! But the “pretty” is really funny!

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat Рік тому +27

    I learned more about domestic violence from this guy than anything else
    Edit: "Normal" Rockwell?!

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 Рік тому +2

      Tee hee! 🤭👍

    • @AllisterNovum
      @AllisterNovum Рік тому +2

      Actually it's Norman Rockwell. He was an artist known for his depictions of a perfect normal family life. The stepford mom and dad and the little tykes all sitting around a dining table on Thanksgiving with smiles on their faces

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому +3

      @@AllisterNovum If you look closer... those smiles look pretty creepy. Like serial killer creepy on that one tyke.
      Bahaha

  • @milla3386
    @milla3386 Рік тому +1

    When are you coming back to NE? I have seen one show live and so look forward to the next chance!

    • @obviousalias9506
      @obviousalias9506 Рік тому

      If you click the link to his tour dates, above, it says he'll be in Omaha NE on July 14-15/23 at Funny Bone.

    • @milla3386
      @milla3386 Рік тому

      @@obviousalias9506 my bad! I meant North East :D, I moved from the state of NE to the are of NE few years ago.

    • @milla3386
      @milla3386 Рік тому

      I found out you're coming to the NorthEast-ish - Richmond and already got tickets :)))

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams0922 Рік тому +9

    Even though this is hilarious its sad and serious in our current climate o_o glad he got out of that relationship

    • @bevsputler5455
      @bevsputler5455 Рік тому

      Come on it’s an act …

    • @ryanadams0922
      @ryanadams0922 Рік тому +4

      @@bevsputler5455 I dont think it is I have seen him talk about his crazy ex even when he was not "acting"

    • @bleebu5448
      @bleebu5448 Рік тому

      That's what comedians do.

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 3 місяці тому

    At least he got the last laugh by killing her on his sitcom.

  • @Nowhere888
    @Nowhere888 Рік тому +10

    Man, I am living the Christopher Titus life. My ex was a rocket scientist...for real...and she was CRAZY!! I am talking clinically determined to manic depressive sociopath, whatever the hell that means.The one before her, ....a nuclear physicist. I got to start dating dumb girls who aren't so kinky because kinky and smart seems to go together. Less fun, but also less stitches. Chris and I have got to stop cruising FetLife for dates.

  • @richard1472
    @richard1472 Рік тому +7

    When making bail can literally save your ass.

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk Рік тому +2

    Was this Noelle?

    • @andrewhunt1328
      @andrewhunt1328 Рік тому +3

      May have changed the name to protect that angry lil dwarf and himself from being sued.

  • @kendallfredrickson2696
    @kendallfredrickson2696 Рік тому

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MrMllx
    @MrMllx Рік тому +1

    We’re responsible for the people we let into our life

  • @DragonsAurora
    @DragonsAurora Рік тому +2

    Wearing white pants.

  • @DarlaYHV444
    @DarlaYHV444 Рік тому

    I don't think it's really an act, I'm so sorry. Hold her at Bay, whatever that means. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nerdieone1
      @nerdieone1 Рік тому

      Basically holding her back from hitting him etc

  • @danielcrafter9349
    @danielcrafter9349 Рік тому +4

    It's disgusting that the audience laughs at him being abused
    Especially "yeah, she doing it again"

    • @ChaosDraguss
      @ChaosDraguss Рік тому +11

      He is literally making a joke out of it. If they weren't laughing, he wouldn't be doing his job right.

    • @pattib9264
      @pattib9264 Рік тому +1

      I lived that for years, until I got "street smart" and left him finally. I understand that. ☹️

    • @Sonjacrow
      @Sonjacrow Рік тому

      Sounds like someone is a snowflake, probably a Republican

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 Рік тому +2

      I am not laughing at him being abused. As a domestic survivor myself, I laugh at his story of abuse because for both he and I, its finally over. The laughter is partially a mix of the insanity of finding yourself in such a situation with someone you thought you loved, but also a relief that youre finally out and relieved to be alive and away from that insane chaos. The laughter isnt mockery at the abuse, its relief its over and shock it ever happened.

    • @IcecreamLtDan
      @IcecreamLtDan Рік тому +3

      As he states at the end of this very video the clip is from, his sharing with the audience the abuse that he went through, and the audiences reaction to it, is how he has grown to handle it. As someone who grew up with an abusive, alcoholic, drug-addicted father, I can relate. I often make jokes about it to others myself and consider a form of therapy.

  • @c10wiremantawwallace13
    @c10wiremantawwallace13 Рік тому +1

    Are you sure you are a man? Can you even define what a man actually is Christopher?

    • @danielcrafter9349
      @danielcrafter9349 Рік тому +8

      You're so witty and funny. I wish more people were like you - so knowledgable.

    • @c10wiremantawwallace13
      @c10wiremantawwallace13 Рік тому

      @@danielcrafter9349 There are plenty of funny witty idiots in the democrat congress just as crazy as Christopher Titus. Just turn on C-Span & watch the insanity flow like water.

    • @pattib9264
      @pattib9264 Рік тому

      Are you stupid? Women can be physically abusive too. I thought it was bad that I was abused, but just as easily I "could have" abused the crap out of him, but I just know better....

    • @jamesthomas3282
      @jamesthomas3282 3 місяці тому

      And who said you are the expert on who is a man and who is not? The world doesn't go by your definitions. Sounds like you are just jealous of him because he is rich and famous, and you are not. At least he actually got girlfriends. I wonder if you did. Probably not with that attitude. The man themselves decides whether or not they are men, not you or anyone else. It is not your place to judge.

    • @CongressSux1776
      @CongressSux1776 3 місяці тому

      @@danielcrafter9349
      I bet he has an IQ of 180

  • @justinlwilliams99
    @justinlwilliams99 Рік тому +3

    Mine had me cornered in the bathroom blocking the exit. It was either grab her to move her and get a possible charge or call 911, so I grab the cell on the bathroom counter and dial 911. She grabs her phone right after and dials 911 also.
    Us standing next to each other but separately talking to separate 911 dispatchers:
    Me: My girlfriend...
    Her: HE HIT ME!
    Me: WHAT?! I NEVER F***ING TOUCHED HER!!
    Her: YES HE DID!!
    Me: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
    Cops arrive, I'm outside talking to one officer giving my story and she's inside doing the same. Next thing the front door busts open hard and the detective hurries over, grabs and twists me into handcuffs way harder than necessary yelling, "You didn't f***ing touch her, huh? There's marks on her neck! (There wasn't) As I'm being pushed in the squad car I look at her thinking "wtf puta!" and I see her silently mouth the words "I'm sorry" with a sad look on her face.
    The next morning a detective opens my holding cell: "Your girlfriend came in and told us the truth. You're free to go. You can press charges against her if you want to.
    Me: "Nah, I'm just ready to go."
    I walk out and she is waiting for me. I try to get away by walking fast and cutting corners and turning around but her little Civic isn't letting me get away for at least 15 blocks.
    Tired, I give up and get in the car. 10 minutes of her pleading and the deal to not be angry with her was hand over $200 right away and take me to the casino...to which of course I lost it anyway. Message!
    Still together thirteen years later. 😄

    • @dsly4425
      @dsly4425 Рік тому +2

      That’s… disturbing on multiple levels.

    • @justinlwilliams99
      @justinlwilliams99 Рік тому

      @@dsly4425 True, but still miniscule in the totality of things. When I was eight, I saw my Dad murder my Stepmom at a playground. Since then I've had a pretty laid back perspective on the negative things that happen.

    • @dsly4425
      @dsly4425 Рік тому +3

      @@justinlwilliams99 admittedly that is decidedly more screwed up but the fact that you witnessed things exponentially more disturbing doesn’t make the other okay.
      I’ve been falsely accused before and that shit legitimately can stick with you. Regardless I hope you’re okay now and if you’ve been together 13 years that it’s stable at this point and not a Christopher and Erin Titus situation in the making. (That was around the time they imploded).