When a Girl Texts you hey or heyy

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @Felipera_
    @Felipera_ 7 років тому +1067

    My GF once texted me "HEYHEYHYEYYEYEYAH". Followed by a picture of He-Man. We are now engaged.

    • @afrodzack8065
      @afrodzack8065 7 років тому +32

      Felipe Pereira perfect

    • @144heartx
      @144heartx 7 років тому +38

      Your guys are clearly meant for each other xD

    • @TheChirpingPhoenix
      @TheChirpingPhoenix 7 років тому +9

      Lucky man

    • @CyborgNinja86
      @CyborgNinja86 7 років тому +11

      By the Power of Grey Skull you're a lucky man!

    • @yoleeisbored
      @yoleeisbored 7 років тому +5

      It'd be more like Link from legend of zelda series 😂😂 for me

  • @jes9508
    @jes9508 7 років тому +5169

    heyyy means im texting you cause i need a favor 😂😂

  • @adumbboy7613
    @adumbboy7613 4 роки тому +2135

    “If a girl says hey the more y’s they use the more she likes you”
    Girls talking to me: He.

    • @honeybee6576
      @honeybee6576 4 роки тому +43

      Heyyyyyyy :D

    • @kungfubarbie101
      @kungfubarbie101 4 роки тому +14

      æstheixx mxnochrxme heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @kungfubarbie101
      @kungfubarbie101 4 роки тому +12

      Dam I’m hella drunk

    • @honeybee6576
      @honeybee6576 4 роки тому +4

      @@kungfubarbie101 heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoxx

    • @honeybee6576
      @honeybee6576 4 роки тому +3

      @@kungfubarbie101 oml sounds about right 😂😂

  • @namelessx4902
    @namelessx4902 4 роки тому +1650

    I know every boy here went and looked back at all their messages with their crush to look for heyy, heyyy, etc.

  • @missingcoffee1553
    @missingcoffee1553 7 років тому +4552

    I don't ever say "Heyyy" I normally just say "Ayyyyyeeeee"

  • @aims634
    @aims634 5 років тому +4895

    Girl: They amount of y's in a hey tells you if you like somebody
    Girl: Heyyyyyyyyyy
    Boy: He

    • @ysq2722
      @ysq2722 5 років тому +66

      you stole that comment but ok

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 років тому +66

      That's reversed

    • @cloakz5548
      @cloakz5548 5 років тому +9

      H

    • @unbid8723
      @unbid8723 5 років тому +6

      No you could say hi

    • @hrts4kua
      @hrts4kua 5 років тому +7

      I’m a boy and I say heyy I just need a favor

  • @sebastiandamico3411
    @sebastiandamico3411 3 роки тому +408

    It’s been four years and I finally got my first heyy. I did it boys.

    • @drepie7537
      @drepie7537 2 роки тому +29

      ladies and gentlemen... we got em

    • @jonathanielpringlemaniii
      @jonathanielpringlemaniii 2 роки тому +15

      i got my first heyyyy :)

    • @LilNutDumb
      @LilNutDumb 2 роки тому +6

      *insert drake laughing meme*

    • @14g0t7
      @14g0t7 2 роки тому +6

      I got a “I’m boreddddddddddd.” What does this mean

    • @LilNutDumb
      @LilNutDumb 2 роки тому +7

      @@14g0t7 from what I learned she definitely wants to talk to u

  • @elihopkins5099
    @elihopkins5099 4 роки тому +973

    So that’s why girls always text me “he”

    • @arbys911
      @arbys911 4 роки тому +26

      Profile pic checks out lol

    • @delicate7109
      @delicate7109 3 роки тому +6

      @@arbys911 oooo

    • @yuhkankee469
      @yuhkankee469 3 роки тому +1

      thats uhhhh. ummmm

    • @rosiesavage7726
      @rosiesavage7726 3 роки тому +8

      Mine texts me “h”

    • @jsanchez8500
      @jsanchez8500 3 роки тому +4

      Mine text me hee to but I think it's because she's likes Michael Jackson

  • @peluchefuzz
    @peluchefuzz 7 років тому +1412

    What if she just messages you like "oi mate"

    • @dreamcastdazia4753
      @dreamcastdazia4753 7 років тому +98

      LongIsland2Reno Then she want's you to smash

    • @pacmanakapaccybond6862
      @pacmanakapaccybond6862 7 років тому +5

      PheonixBlue right

    • @stenschmidt1340
      @stenschmidt1340 7 років тому +21

      A-HEAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @exxpando
      @exxpando 7 років тому +39

      dattebenforcer Then he finds out its bigger than his.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 7 років тому +67

      depends if it's 'mate' or 'm8'
      First one means she is a sailor
      second means she's a memer.

  • @lusitanimendes641
    @lusitanimendes641 7 років тому +5217

    Me: heyy
    She: hey
    Me: *They ask you how you feel and you just have to say youre fine but youre not really fine* ;_;

  • @Apollyon-sz9sn
    @Apollyon-sz9sn 4 роки тому +147

    When they text and say "hey" it means the guy she rated better than you, has stood her up, she is bored, needs some validation, and some free drinks.......

  • @prawnpizza
    @prawnpizza 4 роки тому +194

    Bruh this one girl was giving me all the hints including using 100 y’s and then I got friendzoned

    • @jman1080
      @jman1080 4 роки тому +27

      Same lol. Girls do be complicated

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 4 роки тому +20

      Cuz she crazy

    • @OBEYALLSTARS
      @OBEYALLSTARS 3 роки тому +3

      Ally :3 😂😂😂

    • @eddyVtalks
      @eddyVtalks 3 роки тому +14

      she probably just wanted to attention

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +1

      @@eddyVtalks facts

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  7 років тому +3855

    heÿÿÿÿYYYYYYY

  • @odelljackson1005
    @odelljackson1005 7 років тому +1814

    *swoozie: ever had a girl text you out of the blue
    *me: no😢

  • @ily2m803
    @ily2m803 4 роки тому +170

    Oml I've been doing this for years and I didnt even why-
    Its my inner girly-ness

    • @teckniqqque
      @teckniqqque 4 роки тому +3

      Lol same

    • @axoriv47
      @axoriv47 4 роки тому +2

      He

    • @y7usuf
      @y7usuf 3 роки тому +5

      heyy lmfao

    • @ily2m803
      @ily2m803 3 роки тому +5

      @Ross Orange Dont worry buddy, you're loved

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 2 роки тому +4

      @A name with RG in it yo chill 💀

  • @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651
    @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 4 роки тому +28

    Swoozie: helping kids over analyze texts since the myspace days

  • @blacktastropheva4350
    @blacktastropheva4350 7 років тому +932

    Whenever someone I'm interested in texts me "heyyy" I always panic and text back "howdy"

    • @orionsarrow1025
      @orionsarrow1025 7 років тому +82

      Blacktastrophe
      Person: "Hey."
      Me: "Yeah"

    • @funniestshorts596
      @funniestshorts596 7 років тому +21

      Blacktastrophe no nono

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 7 років тому

      elite gaming
      More like a freaking bab- oh, you're profile pictu- oh..

    • @stee.z33
      @stee.z33 7 років тому

      When someone says says that to me I just go hey 😏😜

    • @hhuuhhuuhh228
      @hhuuhhuuhh228 6 років тому +1

      H O W D Y

  • @puppiesorsomething8057
    @puppiesorsomething8057 7 років тому +1833

    Apparently I've been misleading quite a few guys.....

    • @hatakekakashi3385
      @hatakekakashi3385 7 років тому +73

      scarlett fox HAHAH. can't blame ya. heyy is also just a girly way to say hi.

    • @janessasmit9701
      @janessasmit9701 7 років тому +2

      scarlett fox same 😂

    • @NotApplicable2874
      @NotApplicable2874 7 років тому +14

      Bruh, girls like you always got me confused af. DTC or nah? XD

    • @lilyg9983
      @lilyg9983 7 років тому

      Hatake Kakashi yes!

    • @lilyg9983
      @lilyg9983 7 років тому

      scarlett fox same

  • @hsslay3237
    @hsslay3237 3 роки тому +27

    Girls saying heyyyyyyyyyyy means they are crazy, I fell on to the floor gasing for some air cause I was about to die laughing

    • @ano254zz3
      @ano254zz3 3 роки тому

      And what if she uses many e’s ? Like: heeeey

    • @hsslay3237
      @hsslay3237 3 роки тому

      @@ano254zz3 there ain't no mention of it, so speak you're mind and pass a judgment on "e's"

  • @paulschultz8011
    @paulschultz8011 3 роки тому +55

    Me to my crush: hi it’s paul
    Her: oh heyy
    Wait... what?

  • @captaincrunch9118
    @captaincrunch9118 5 років тому +738

    Her: heyyy
    Me: I'm on my way

    • @kevinsosa6502
      @kevinsosa6502 5 років тому +5

      lol

    • @jmoneymaker96
      @jmoneymaker96 4 роки тому +57

      Dude I had a girl who was into me but I didn’t like her because she was a hoe. She texted me heyyyy and I just flat out said “No”. Made me feel like a macho man after that.

    • @GVoltage07
      @GVoltage07 4 роки тому +5

      This comment is underrated. 😂

    • @deeganschenck7116
      @deeganschenck7116 4 роки тому

      I’m actually gonna say that

    • @gwaupo8311
      @gwaupo8311 4 роки тому +2

      @@jmoneymaker96 you felt macho cause you turned down a ho i mean i guess

  • @TrickorTriett
    @TrickorTriett 7 років тому +1906

    I wish girls texted me in the first place

    • @dreamcastdazia4753
      @dreamcastdazia4753 7 років тому +6

      TrickorTriett lol 😂

    • @fantasyconnect
      @fantasyconnect 7 років тому +8

      TrickorTriett I don't even have a phone...
      FML OR NAH!

    • @marc5497
      @marc5497 7 років тому +1

      same lmao

    • @colder8741
      @colder8741 7 років тому

      TrickorTriett lol same I don't have any girls in my life

    • @user-qo4im1fj7p
      @user-qo4im1fj7p 7 років тому +12

      TrickorTriett You poor little pickle

  • @syndrac6254
    @syndrac6254 4 роки тому +316

    Her: Heyy
    Me Showing up at her house with the condoms: I got your code message. Let's do it.
    Her: What are you talking about?
    Me: I got your message *Wink*
    Her: That's a typo.
    *Me taking the walk of shame*

  • @bridgebrudge8291
    @bridgebrudge8291 4 роки тому +60

    I got hit with 4 y right now and I remembered watching this vid so I came back
    Edit: I just asked her and she’s my gf now

  • @basiicasiic9297
    @basiicasiic9297 7 років тому +2367

    Girls never text me.

  • @SvenInMotion
    @SvenInMotion 7 років тому +4932

    I get a lot of "Hey" messages. Followed, by "Whoops, wrong number" messages. Yeah you could say Im pretty popular.
    Edit: Thanks for pinning me Swoozie, I finally have something to put on my CV!
    Also thanks for subbing people, I appreciate that ;)

  • @dehso
    @dehso 2 роки тому +6

    for some reason I always find myself back at this video anytime a girl texts me.

  • @phoxxlee7360
    @phoxxlee7360 4 роки тому +8

    1:09 Illuminati confined😂🤣

  • @michaelkim732
    @michaelkim732 7 років тому +4770

    But what does it mean if they say "byeeeee"

    • @patrickjackson6600
      @patrickjackson6600 7 років тому +139

      Yo

    • @HoIlowtree
      @HoIlowtree 7 років тому +466

      It means "fuck you" or im trying to be so cute when i say bye im adding 4 extra e's /smiley face (i think)

    • @snakesilence1435
      @snakesilence1435 7 років тому +28

      Kennard Compere sad but true bro

    • @eugenegregg5339
      @eugenegregg5339 7 років тому +11

      Emil Blogovi lol

    • @shervy8107
      @shervy8107 7 років тому +4

      Emil Blogovi hahahahahhah

  • @okangenc7554
    @okangenc7554 7 років тому +369

    I get a girl texting me "i love you" i am like i dont like you she texts back with"it was just a joke lmao" i didnt believe her then i went back in my past and remembered that i am ugly af

    • @EternalStar2401
      @EternalStar2401 7 років тому +55

      Okan Genc Wow u need some self esteem dude

    • @lewoadie3685
      @lewoadie3685 7 років тому +1

      Godspeed Redeicieli loool gotta get the money dawg

    • @unevity4765
      @unevity4765 7 років тому +1

      ! ItsJustCardier ! I

    • @okangenc7554
      @okangenc7554 7 років тому +4

      Austin Frazier haha, thanks...

    • @liv5178
      @liv5178 7 років тому +10

      it's called a defense mechanism what are we supposed say after the girl goes i love you and then he goes i dont even like u lol "oh shit gotta blast!" No, you say it was a joke to not look " hurt " and to look tougher.

  • @wretch9514
    @wretch9514 3 роки тому +10

    Her: Heyy *after hours*
    Me: *Reads message, goes back to sleep*

  • @strawbrrysundae
    @strawbrrysundae 3 роки тому +5

    I didn’t even know this because I just text everyone the same but I’m about to start taking notes 📝

  • @Minkfang
    @Minkfang 7 років тому +921

    WAIT GUYS ARE JUST WORKING THIS OUT?!?!

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 7 років тому +102

      Alyssa Black We're not smart.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +159

      Alyssa Black - legit. I asked a bunch of my guy friends about this b4 making the video and none had heard of it. Then did a search on YT to see if anyone else had a vid about it and only 2 other ppl did years ago. Girls are on some cool wifi. I'm trying to figure out the password

    • @SuperPaldn
      @SuperPaldn 7 років тому

      Hah, me all the time; feel the same way

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 7 років тому +13

      Alyssa Black WAIT HES SERIOUS?! I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING

    • @mrsmufflez
      @mrsmufflez 7 років тому +19

      Maybe us guys are just really stupid and oblivious...

  • @nixxovertime2895
    @nixxovertime2895 7 років тому +532

    When a girl texts me hey after 11 it's so I can take their shift.

  • @renae4277
    @renae4277 3 роки тому +5

    Omg, I laughed way too hard at this! 😂

  • @jacobb_.251
    @jacobb_.251 4 роки тому +5

    My girl said heyy so let’s go!

  • @MusicMinus1
    @MusicMinus1 7 років тому +315

    2:41
    Battery's at 69% ... Definately a clue

  • @loveydoveywomanH20
    @loveydoveywomanH20 7 років тому +228

    He tried to blur out "If I'm lucky" you sliccckkkk ;) ;)

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +137

      just when I thought you guys couldn't get any more ninja- u go and show me that u can read through filters. I'm impressed.

    • @cokeket5982
      @cokeket5982 7 років тому +1

      sWooZie everyone can can't you

    • @malcolmmacinnis247
      @malcolmmacinnis247 7 років тому

      Avi LeQueen rip xD

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 3 роки тому +2

    "what's up crazy face" 😂😂😂😂

  • @toasterbathboi6298
    @toasterbathboi6298 4 роки тому +46

    “You ever had a girl text you just saying “hey”?”
    No.

  • @thenocrewguy9041
    @thenocrewguy9041 6 років тому +694

    If only a girl texted me ever!!

  • @shogn4868
    @shogn4868 7 років тому +620

    When a girl texts me hey it's for homework :(

    • @jhvlen
      @jhvlen 7 років тому +11

      Shogaan same #FriendzoneGang

    • @lauren-vannatine-blair8200
      @lauren-vannatine-blair8200 7 років тому

      Shogaan hi hope you have a good day

    • @eulalioperez2787
      @eulalioperez2787 7 років тому

      Shogaan same

    • @rawanhadi6408
      @rawanhadi6408 7 років тому +1

      Madison Vazquez Us?? The fuck there are multiple ones of you now??

    • @ghost245353
      @ghost245353 7 років тому +8

      keep that intelligence up. it's going to land you a good job

  • @SoulSlayer-ms3oc
    @SoulSlayer-ms3oc 4 роки тому +6

    I love when he says, I think I need an adult

  • @legoboy7107
    @legoboy7107 3 роки тому +11

    I don't know, my friend has definitely texted me with "Hey" with multiple y's plenty of times but I highly doubt she's saying she wants to cuddle or something, cause we're not and never have been a couple, we met at a weeklong summer camp 2 years ago and haven't met in-person since, she's ranted to me about guys she likes multiple times before since then and even consulted me on advice with them, and we're generally just really chill so I'm pretty sure she just texts that with little thought cause we're good chill friends. Literally, we haven't met in person in over 2 years and that was the week we first met, and we're not going to meet in person again anytime soon so there's no logical reason why she would be hinting she wants to cuddle or something. I'm skeptical about how consistent this supposed "heyyy" rule is lol.

    • @KingArtoriusTV
      @KingArtoriusTV 3 роки тому +1

      It doesn't always mean something intimate..
      Can also mean they really care about you and happy to have you in their life... simple

  • @SilentMover95
    @SilentMover95 7 років тому +417

    The only time my phone ever rings is when I receive promotion emails from Amazon.

    • @ellaajayi727
      @ellaajayi727 7 років тому +1

      Nikola Tesla ikr it's so annoying!!!

    • @joshuabartch2875
      @joshuabartch2875 7 років тому +18

      Only time my phone rings is if my parents need me

    • @chicken4418
      @chicken4418 7 років тому +2

      Nikola Tesla or from that sexy pigeon you know

    • @SilentMover95
      @SilentMover95 7 років тому +6

      Chicken 44 Thats the nickname your mom is using.

  • @mattsmith457
    @mattsmith457 7 років тому +120

    I never really get a 'heyy' or 'heyyy.' I normally get a 'Please stop texting this number we do not have possession of the Krabby Patty formula.'

    • @layla_does_stuff9318
      @layla_does_stuff9318 7 років тому +15

      Matt Smith, Don't you hate it when people text you about the krabby patty formula and you tell them you don't have it but then they threaten to take all your money and destroy the earth in a matter of seconds and then you give them 35 grand and then they text you 5.7 hours later? Yeah me neither.

  • @dina43593
    @dina43593 4 роки тому +28

    Im a boy and i start EVERY conversation with "hEyYyYyYYYYyyyYY" what does that mean 😂😭

  • @ponix3947
    @ponix3947 4 роки тому +3

    2:05 swoozie NEEDS to tell this story someday

  • @theAWESOMEK
    @theAWESOMEK 7 років тому +374

    What if you always start the convo with "ayyyyyyy wassup homesicle" 😂😂

    • @elaus123
      @elaus123 7 років тому +40

      You're 10 years old

    • @ididntknowshewas1470
      @ididntknowshewas1470 7 років тому

      R u a guy or a girl?

    • @blazebliss69
      @blazebliss69 7 років тому +3

      the AWESOME K no it's. Ayyy my nigga what's poppin

    • @Genisischarm
      @Genisischarm 7 років тому +1

      the AWESOME K Don't listen to this little shmuck Elena. You're at LEAST 10 and a half.

    • @elaus123
      @elaus123 7 років тому

      Genisischarm I was joking. Can you take a joke?

  • @noodleplayz2702
    @noodleplayz2702 5 років тому +2064

    My cousin texted heyy.
    Edit: Alabama 100

  • @jolie6728
    @jolie6728 4 роки тому +6

    The amount of “y’s” someone out in the hey says ab how much they like you
    Me: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    My crush: he

  • @heriport6654
    @heriport6654 3 роки тому +1

    Dude I needed this eye opener.... all this heys were driving me nuts

  • @yoXneo
    @yoXneo 7 років тому +3875

    Since the Myspace days!? Bruh, I've been as oblivious as you 😨

    • @yoXneo
      @yoXneo 7 років тому +17

      Matthew Keenan I just clicked on the notification wondering what you were talking about...I have been chosen lol 😁

    • @ucrbabygrl
      @ucrbabygrl 7 років тому +7

      YoAntoNeo same, this is my first time hearing about this 😂

    • @yoXneo
      @yoXneo 7 років тому +8

      ucrbabygrl At least we're not alone lol, I wonder how many opportunities we've missed in the past? 😂

    • @ucrbabygrl
      @ucrbabygrl 7 років тому +6

      YoAntoNeo seriously 😩

    • @yoXneo
      @yoXneo 7 років тому +9

      ucrbabygrl cheer up, bc now we know & can use it to our advantage! 😈 lol

  • @loredanapace8
    @loredanapace8 7 років тому +454

    Oh shit, ive misleaded tons of guys, i literally start every text with 'heyyy', HELP

    • @SnazzyLola
      @SnazzyLola 7 років тому +13

      HeyItsDana//loredanapace8
      You don goofed.
      Rest in peace.

    • @Genisischarm
      @Genisischarm 7 років тому +7

      HeyItsDana//loredanapace8 Get a sex change and move to Costa Rica.

    • @josiahd5286
      @josiahd5286 7 років тому +8

      HeyItsDana//loredanapace8 congratulations....u played yourself

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +68

      it may be too late :(

    • @shanksyac8826
      @shanksyac8826 7 років тому +1

      omg!!!!! HI SWOOZIE

  • @camiliabridger7765
    @camiliabridger7765 4 роки тому +4

    Lol “totally bolivious”

  • @notbrentfaiyaz
    @notbrentfaiyaz 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh my girl hit me up with heyyy everytime .-. Boys we finna do it

  • @bosnjo0134
    @bosnjo0134 7 років тому +439

    texting with a girl is like solving the davinchi code ._.

    • @hatakekakashi3385
      @hatakekakashi3385 7 років тому

      Ahmet Garic yup

    • @CaptainHunt1
      @CaptainHunt1 7 років тому +9

      While drunk.

    • @Machiavelli876
      @Machiavelli876 7 років тому +11

      Nah. You just don't have the juice.

    • @omgitis
      @omgitis 7 років тому +4

      vinchi

    • @AndrewKozley
      @AndrewKozley 7 років тому +1

      HATE IT! Why just not be natural? Girls always creating these whole new methods of dating😡😡😤😤

  • @scottiecurrie7927
    @scottiecurrie7927 7 років тому +138

    I've known about this rule for a while, but every time I flirt with them after a "Heyyy" its always met with a "I have a boyfriend"

    • @AbboyeLawrence
      @AbboyeLawrence 7 років тому +39

      There's a goalie in soccer but you can still score.

    • @notanymore3744
      @notanymore3744 7 років тому +1

      Abboye Lawrence LMAO

    • @scottiecurrie7927
      @scottiecurrie7927 7 років тому +1

      Abboye Lawrence Stealing this. Thank you!

    • @pox1353
      @pox1353 7 років тому +6

      Scottie Currie 😂

    • @lewoadie3685
      @lewoadie3685 7 років тому +3

      man if this ain't the troof! !!

  • @SubsNoVideosyearsand
    @SubsNoVideosyearsand 3 роки тому +4

    Nine Year Olds: "Zooming in his shirt the whole video"

  • @Ortacii
    @Ortacii 4 роки тому +10

    2:44 - look at the battery

  • @anonymousmoth4759
    @anonymousmoth4759 7 років тому +226

    All these people talking about wishing their crush would text them back, but I can't even get my crush's number. ;_;

    • @EternalStar2401
      @EternalStar2401 7 років тому +2

      felicitie flemmings Me too bro

    • @EternalStar2401
      @EternalStar2401 7 років тому +1

      ghost77 321 I did, until I realized she has a bf 😭

    • @anonymousmoth4759
      @anonymousmoth4759 7 років тому

      Wow! Except I think that I would feel different if a dude sent me nudes. Us girls take that differently. Lol

    • @peachesb5675
      @peachesb5675 7 років тому +1

      felicitie flemmings i called my moms phone with my crush's phone and then took his number from it lol

    • @reedahgong5
      @reedahgong5 7 років тому +1

      felicitie flemmings Well I think you're crushing on the wrong ones. I deleted my previous comment because I was giving you bro advice but after reading on I see you're a lady. I don't have advice because our sex. I'm the type who goes for the girl I usually wouldn't go for because they are usually full of surprises and the best catch maybe you should try pursuing something your not used to or normally would pursue you never know.

  • @DavM310
    @DavM310 7 років тому +496

    And people ask why I have trust issues

    • @heyoitsme2416
      @heyoitsme2416 7 років тому

      Right?!?! Oh and I always start off my convos with heyyy. It now shows up on my suggested words thingy at the top of my keyboard. But now I'm flirting? Boi I didn't know that

    • @angeltex
      @angeltex 7 років тому

      lol i am pro genji (jk im bad)

    • @cleopatra6177
      @cleopatra6177 7 років тому

      it's because you never touch the point

    • @jacktinney2831
      @jacktinney2831 6 років тому

      Genji Shimada same tho

    • @0subscriberswithnovideos339
      @0subscriberswithnovideos339 6 років тому

      GigantAge AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @kidsoulworld6879
    @kidsoulworld6879 4 роки тому +10

    What if they don’t know the rules of the texting

  • @rrrtdtdsy6148
    @rrrtdtdsy6148 3 роки тому +1

    I just gotta heyyy like a day after watching this lmao

  • @ZackeryAustin
    @ZackeryAustin 7 років тому +355

    My grandmother texted me "heyyyyy"

  • @lebonbonv2410
    @lebonbonv2410 6 років тому +392

    My use of hey:
    Hey: I'm too awkward to even hint I like you
    Hey: Just saying hello
    Hey: I'm bored but feel like I'm annoying you
    Edit: Hai: I like you but I'm really shy,too shy to tell you,so please just start a conversation with me

    • @pugthepug1229
      @pugthepug1229 6 років тому +7

      Hey: I like you
      Hi: literally just saying hello
      Hello: you're my friend

    • @Kaisac97
      @Kaisac97 6 років тому +3

      Hi:I bored
      Hey:I like u
      Yo:ur my friend

    • @yongiewongie58
      @yongiewongie58 6 років тому +9

      Heyyy. I like you
      Hi. I really want to be friends
      Hello. Im really being forced to talk to you

    • @adebayoadeleye8352
      @adebayoadeleye8352 6 років тому

      When it with me
      Hey: hello no more than friend
      Hey: bitch I'm bored talk to me
      Heyy: bestfrannn
      Heyyy: you getting friendzoned
      I have a sad life 😢

    • @taigenanderson9579
      @taigenanderson9579 6 років тому

      *LlamaPyjamas * omg me

  • @textzy918
    @textzy918 4 роки тому +23

    This girl texted me heyy I thought she just sent two y by accident lol

  • @erinpearsish
    @erinpearsish 4 роки тому +3

    me looks at all the text messages with my friends : oh crap i say heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to all my friends

  • @KatieOShag
    @KatieOShag 7 років тому +645

    lmao yes zaddy

  • @emily24013
    @emily24013 4 роки тому +421

    *..im NEVER sending hey with two y’s after watching this.*

  • @RickySpanish100
    @RickySpanish100 4 роки тому +4

    One of my exes sent me “heyyyy” WITH the echo effect, yea she miss me lol

  • @mr.muttondamemer9089
    @mr.muttondamemer9089 2 роки тому +2

    My man, this is sooo true

  • @BarknoorZ
    @BarknoorZ 7 років тому +306

    Really it just depends on how long my finger feels like pressing the y button.

    • @pawzmei
      @pawzmei 7 років тому +3

      BarknoorZ ACCURATE

    • @maddiehh4947
      @maddiehh4947 7 років тому +9

      BarknoorZ Yup. Dang, I hope my friend dosent watch this. I always text him " heyy! " Oh gosh....
      Help me...

    • @MinerKitten
      @MinerKitten 7 років тому

      BarknoorZ absolutely accurate

    • @ItsJustFraaa
      @ItsJustFraaa 7 років тому +10

      I love you comment cause this is so me😂😂😂

    • @phoebesulistio6830
      @phoebesulistio6830 7 років тому +1

      I thought holding down the Y button just makes the Y uppercase

  • @goodingfamily7210
    @goodingfamily7210 7 років тому +188

    Be me:
    Hey = I'm alive
    Heyy = I like you (subtle)
    Heyyy = I like you (less subtle)
    Heyyyy = GET A CLUE
    Heyyyyy = I fell asleep on the Y key
    Heyyyyyyyyyy = Messing with my friend via spam

  • @XXGamerCool2019XXii
    @XXGamerCool2019XXii 3 роки тому +1

    My friend from my old school that’s a girl that I don’t even hang out with at 2:00 Am texts : heyyyyyy 👋😎

  • @heeilyuh
    @heeilyuh 3 роки тому +1

    I don't need a professional relationship consultant I have swoozie.

  • @leotox6423
    @leotox6423 7 років тому +155

    I think I'll die alone. XD I'm unable to notice any kind of hidden messages in conversations.

  • @alfonsopallan8208
    @alfonsopallan8208 6 років тому +554

    My crush texted me hey with one y. later on admitted she had a heavy crush on me and we went on a couple of dates. Females are unpredictable I promise

    • @Charle_Z
      @Charle_Z 6 років тому +41

      Alfonso Pallan you must live in some kind of perfect, anime universe where your crush likes you back XD

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 6 років тому +7

      everyones unpredictable

    • @yourbitch4919
      @yourbitch4919 6 років тому

      Charles_ZX facts

    • @lolopcallulu3082
      @lolopcallulu3082 6 років тому

      Alfonso Pallan you right

    • @cooldudegamer9430
      @cooldudegamer9430 6 років тому

      Alfonso Pallan bro everyone is unpredictable you never know what other people think

  • @employed18yearold48
    @employed18yearold48 4 роки тому +2

    Instead of "heyy" just text straight up "hey I like you like you and I think we should go to Walmart and buy chocolate at 12am and watch Rugrats."

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 4 роки тому

      Best advice ever. There is nothing a guy loves more when u tell him exactly wtf u thinking and wat u want

  • @jetfyre6360
    @jetfyre6360 3 роки тому +1

    No joke, I clicked this video and a “Girls react to Tinder Posts” ad popped up with a girl saying “Heyyyyy” ‘they said 5 y’s so it’s serious’

  • @cypruns
    @cypruns 7 років тому +285

    Hey.. (Negitive)
    Hey. (could be both?)
    hey (usually positive)
    heyy (super positive)
    haiii (weeb status cat girl positive)

    • @unmoeglichmoeglich9635
      @unmoeglichmoeglich9635 7 років тому +10

      Cypruns I hate when people text me saying haiii, that's making me aggressive

    • @celebi4583
      @celebi4583 7 років тому +12

      Cypruns and HOI, means they are probably an undertale fan.

    • @ieatcoochiebut7095
      @ieatcoochiebut7095 7 років тому

      unmoeglich moeglich
      haiii

    • @ernestbrown3517
      @ernestbrown3517 7 років тому +1

      Cypruns true

    • @TriTeam3000
      @TriTeam3000 7 років тому +2

      Hope your right. I got "hey"

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 7 років тому +194

    Hayyy. This means I'm a horse

    • @audiodebt
      @audiodebt 7 років тому +7

      thats abuse

    • @theoneunslept2093
      @theoneunslept2093 7 років тому +7

      Orion's Arrow ✨👌🐴 *P U R R F E C T* 🐴👌✨

  • @Odd_Gott_
    @Odd_Gott_ 3 роки тому

    sWooZies word of the day: Blivious

  • @Mfjont
    @Mfjont 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao girl said outta nowhere heyy

  • @lookatmenow3762
    @lookatmenow3762 7 років тому +3126

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @Amelia-wd5pr
      @Amelia-wd5pr 7 років тому +124

      J Star go home bro you wasted

    • @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor
      @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor 6 років тому +107

      Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @iikyrohyt
      @iikyrohyt 6 років тому +36

      Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @sieeeeeeen
      @sieeeeeeen 6 років тому +19

      girl, you craycray...or you've got a cat.

    • @minishremmin7637
      @minishremmin7637 6 років тому +3

      Saiyan Animator lol

  • @betabrooks5405
    @betabrooks5405 7 років тому +480

    Why does grass grow on dirt, like what the hell

  • @tezq3144
    @tezq3144 3 роки тому +2

    But what if they send “heey”

  • @solar73
    @solar73 2 роки тому +2

    That one girl: hiii
    Me: now what

  • @pabloavila6397
    @pabloavila6397 7 років тому +253

    I got friendzoned yesterday

  • @anikabelanger8111
    @anikabelanger8111 7 років тому +254

    When a guy you really don't like texts you and you're just like "He" because he deserves no y's😂

    • @avatarwarmech
      @avatarwarmech 7 років тому

      Anika Kooaly what if the girl calls you Hun get this girl who I pick up and take back and forth to work but she calls me hun and text messages what does that mean even in person what does that mean

    • @anikabelanger8111
      @anikabelanger8111 7 років тому +1

      Robert Brown If she's older than you it means she sees you as a kid, if she's the same age/ younger she likes you but like lowkey unless she says it in a sassy way

    • @athina9588
      @athina9588 6 років тому +7

      TheOgTrollKing naaa , she sees you as her grandson buddy

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 6 років тому

      That's not nice, on a side note tho, at least he has his male chromosomes lol do you get it, internet? Plz, tell me wen u get it -_-

    • @ERDESH01
      @ERDESH01 6 років тому

      Hun is like "sweetheart" next shes going to try and rub your head.

  • @dafoxmaster6814
    @dafoxmaster6814 4 роки тому +2

    I don't even got a girl's number never in my life

  • @IdkWhatMyHandleShouldBe1
    @IdkWhatMyHandleShouldBe1 3 роки тому

    Swozzie:dtc down to cuddle
    me:witch one

  • @tchop6839
    @tchop6839 6 років тому +391

    This system seems to imply I get texts from girls....

    • @dustinkrejci6142
      @dustinkrejci6142 6 років тому +3

      T Chop gays do it to me... I am in the Midwest...

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 6 років тому +6

      T Chop this system seems to imply i know girls, internet or otherwise.

  • @MOOBBreezy
    @MOOBBreezy 7 років тому +345

    I got "heey"... dafuq dat mean

  • @raeistalking8471
    @raeistalking8471 3 роки тому

    Swoozie you gon be fooling to so many people including me😂🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @maudykers5689
    @maudykers5689 3 роки тому +1

    I always text everyone heyy😅😂😂

  • @huh3682
    @huh3682 7 років тому +4

    I say "heyy" when I don't wanna seem ordinary & boring 😂😂 But I love this video! ❤

  • @VonNunu22
    @VonNunu22 7 років тому +152

    This one girl always texts me heyyyyy when ever she wants to know something and I'm like wtf do u want this time

  • @Jekota.johnson
    @Jekota.johnson 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you I never noticed it, before....👍

  • @K31TO
    @K31TO 4 роки тому +5

    Different “Hey” I say as:
    Hey
    HeY
    hey
    heY
    Hey....
    XD I dunno
    My Friend:
    Hi
    Haiiii
    Hai
    Hiiii
    H Hi*