I wish my family still had it but we had an old Fire Department service video from the early 90's and it's soundtrack sounded remarkably similar to this.
For those wondering about the tampons, this machine is called a muffin monster. It was made specifically to destroy tampons and other shit flushed down toilets to keep the sewage lines from getting backed up. The name itself is making fun of tampons when they swell up. I have no words for the music in this video though.
But I have Words for the music. Its called Rocksports from the composer Gregg Drzewicki. It comes from the CD "CD 3005 - Dimension Platinum 5 - Rock - Romance". It is Library music from Dimension Music library.
+Logan Williams I think the guy next to him or the lad holding the camera gotta press the alert stop button right away. Dont ask for your arm being rescued, though :D
Aiden Storey The paint part made it seem doable. I think if you're trying to dispose of a dead body, you're already way beyond worrying about blood spraying everywhere.
Well it'll make it easier to disassemble the body. However, it'll just turn into a giant fleshy mess underneath the shredder. If you're able to handle that kind of gore up close and personal, yes. This can hypothetically help hide a body.
Hey here's a link to just the song if anyone wants it! ua-cam.com/video/bOtRcVczU44/v-deo.html Credit to Realwheeler for uploading it. He's also put up a whole bunch more awesome nostalgic songs, many of which were featured in old TV shows and sporting events.
this was likely recorded in a time where people were sensible around machinery, there was no retards in their day that warranted an emergency stop button.
TheWrendre Because if your hand catches on something you're putting in the machine, it's your fault and you should die for it? Some of these machines are used to tear up garden clippings and organic waste. It's not that hard to have a weed accidentally wrap around your hand. That being said, from the looks of one of the clips, there is someone holding a switch that runs the machine. If he sees anything wrong he can just let go and it'll stop.
lol yeah, I wouldn't even want to wear a shirt near it, because clothes getting caught in machinery is a common cause of work related injuries. ... except with this thing it'd be more than an injury.
+Zack Dänekas Some girl in my shop class last year got her hair caught in a lathe because she didnt tie it like the teacher said to, shes really lucky she had extensions or ahe wouldve gotten hurt way worse than a few hairs being pulled out with the extensions
Nexus 6 no she had those cheap neon extensions that clip in her actual hair was short and its not like all of her hair simultaneously got caught just a few strands of fake hair lol
It's so baffling, of all the things he could've put in there, of all the thing I'm sure is available in that warehouse, he put tampons and pads in there. Why were there tampons and pads laying around in a warehouse?!?!?!?
One of the UA-cam hall of fame videos. Never gets old and always amusing
over 5 years later and this statement still holds true.
Unfortunately the older upload (which had the same title) isn't up anymore
I love the calm relaxing music in the background while the machine is just ripping everything to shreds.
You know this video is old when you don't see Iphones and Samsung Galaxies being shredded.
True.
OMG.That's actually sad.
food waster!
Sad
stfu you idiot
The music sells it!
I agree its really catchy
Did it destroy the quality of the video?
Lol, made my day
its a time machine
yesss!! :-D lmao
haha!😂
this thing cant even destroy 2 tons of diamond T.T XD
found the cremation method for keemstar
so true so true
Yes
exactly
W
Then record the whole ceremony and post it on his channel for the last video.
More like this *SYNTHESIZER JAM* destroys everything
I wish my family still had it but we had an old Fire Department service video from the early 90's and it's soundtrack sounded remarkably similar to this.
Here’s the song: ua-cam.com/video/bOtRcVczU44/v-deo.html
@@FerroequinologistofColorado bless
@@FerroequinologistofColorado another railfan from Colorado I see
This has been the greatest five minutes of my entire life hands down.
2012, yet, it's recommended in 2016.
True.
I know, I'm also curious why the put tampons in the machine
Ikr lol
+Jack Forster why not?
I know
why am I watching this, am I really THAT bored?
yes
Same
Yes
Yes u r
same
The only thing better than this machine is the accompanying music. I NEED this at my funeral.
Same and the machine set the coffin on fire and put me through that.
+Aiden Chinn lmao
I thought the same thing LOL!!!!
source on that music
I need panda at my funeral
3:24 oh snap there's Mario!
Mario told those guys to shred Luigi's stuff because he slept with peach.
this beat is sick! I can't stop dancing
Forreal!
seriously? wtf
same bruhh i came here just to hear the beat 🎶
ikr
lol
Why is this in my recommended list? ...well at least is very fun to see
ik
yeah same here
Same
same
I got the recommendation a couple of days ago and I finally clicked it today lol
Could that machine destroy another one of those machines?
Wo
Trippyyyyyy
shredception
I didn't even think of that :\
lol nice
Fun Fact. JWC Environmental still exists, and they make pretty decent products.
When they aren’t busy with the muffin monster destroying everything!😂
That person's fingers are uncomfortably close to that.
+segaprophet Yeah, I was waiting for one of those numbskulls to get their arm sucked in from hanging on too long.
I thought the exact same
@@tommylord that was in an outtake.
Finally, a way to dispose of my unopened boxes of tampons and maxi pads, permanently.
Well then....
The music is just too damn good
+Pinhead Larry damn right
Omg brather
Next time when am munching some carpet this song is going to be playing in my head.
What's the name of the music?
official 80's porn music.
"hey pam what are you doing tomorrow"
"oh you know, destroying everything"
The hydraulic press channel should buy this!!
👏👏🖒🖒
yea! he should destroy this machine with hes press!
have u seen @PressTube ?
"This machine will crush you and you will die. We must deal with it."
We have this shredder. It is EXTREMELY dangerous, and we must deal with it.
Found a way to destroy Nokia 3310
*machine breaks
+Sanic le hotdog lol
If it breaks anything let's throw COD IW in there
+Sanic le hotdog liar, my nokia broke...
lol
Lmao, were the pads/tampons necessary? XD
yes :-|
What they're trying to say is... The machine would work for "Ladies with period"..
+Chris Poteet seeing as pads are soooo difficult to shred
+Justin Trivette lmfao!!!!!!!
+Chris Poteet They probably had the guys working there just bring random crap in, some dude asked his wife maybe. lmao
I’m so glad I found this video again
I like to think all that stuff belonged to his ex-wife
YASSS
lmao
"fuck you Linda, AND your cantaloupe!"
1:03 I think that's his!
+Ally Stewart "And your Tampax!"
It Destroys Everything!! **Throws in pillows**
Charlie Whelan >.< i thought of sheets ! >.
he
+Charlie Whelan i had this and i threw in a block of solid steel... tht happened when i was young and my parents were so mad
GREAT!!!now put Donald Trump in there.
Some people put a shit with blond hairs and eyes on it in a machine like that , it was called Donald the dump
Keemstar*
That Would Make Americ Blessed Oh Yes
don't forget to shove leafy down there
+LaidBackSi1ver Idiot, no we put leafyisqueer in there.
I used to watch this all the time when I was 12 and I forgot how satisfying it was
me too lol
For those wondering about the tampons, this machine is called a muffin monster. It was made specifically to destroy tampons and other shit flushed down toilets to keep the sewage lines from getting backed up. The name itself is making fun of tampons when they swell up. I have no words for the music in this video though.
The music sounds like it's directly from a late 80s/early 90s episode of ESPN's NFL Primetime.
But I have Words for the music. Its called Rocksports from the composer Gregg Drzewicki. It comes from the CD "CD 3005 - Dimension Platinum 5 - Rock - Romance". It is Library music from Dimension Music library.
the whole time im thinking: what if he stuck his hand in?
Red pudding.
his whole body will eventually go in too.
+Logan Williams
I think the guy next to him or the lad holding the camera gotta press the alert stop button right away.
Dont ask for your arm being rescued, though :D
I thought the same
same
WTF! Why tampons of all things?! Who was filming this and said "Sure it can crush a chair but what we really need to test it on is tampons!"
Lmao😂😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking
They were throwing random things into it...
XD I was the same way but think of how the store clerk must have looked at him when he bought them
Have no since! XD
I'm not the most fanatical about safety but that think really needs a guard and ideally another method to feed objects into it rather than by hand.
mrdojob this is pretty old. now they have more of a funel on them and like a bunch of warning signs
But they used it 2:35
Why is this in my recommended
Lolz me too
Bluenetty It just poped up
same
Same
The same
Oddly satisfying. Also, useful to dispose of a body I suppose.
are you kidding? imagine the mess! remember the gallons of water? now imagine those being human heads.
And the blood?
Aiden Storey The paint part made it seem doable. I think if you're trying to dispose of a dead body, you're already way beyond worrying about blood spraying everywhere.
hydrogen peroxide
Nick Wukasch Well if you're going to have some water, I'll have some h2o too.
OOOLALA! TechRax should buy this one!
LMAO
for the iphonr 😂
lollll
can an iPhone 6s survive this machine?
+Mono G Just a scratch
judging by the way the men are dressed in this video - and the music - this was made in about 1984. a great video.
y tf they put tampons lololol
and the way they grabbed a hand full of it and then realized fuck it and just dumps the whole thing in
The maturity
HAHA THE TAMONS. HOW MY UTERUS FEELS WHEN IM ON MY PERIOD.
and maxi pads
Steeler Fan lol
I could spend so much time just putting stuff in that machine! Would end up buying things just to put it in the machine xD
wow im just fucking thinking what if I put my hand in there
yep
Yep.
yep xD
yep
Lol why is this in my recommended at this specific day? seems like not only me, all top comments are from few hours ago :D
dayonenoob too
Because this is the day these machines took over.
same
same wtf lol
Reddit
Imagine pushing your enemies into that thing...
Salacious T
Every time I watch this.
Nice uniform pieces.
While this music is on backround
Don’t tempt me
For some reason i want to stick my hand in it..
read above
I feel like your hand would get stuck meaning you entire body will get sucked in resulting in blood going every where :D
HAHA THE TAMONS. HOW MY UTERUS FEELS WHEN IM ON MY PERIOD.
I wanted to fuck it.
That's gay... (if that machine is male :3)
my fleshlight has arrived.
Give me it
Ok but will it destroy a gta 5 tree?
lo, i bump in those with my 200 mph car and nothing happens
LOLLL
Or can it stop the train??
+Mercedes-Benz. You actually can stop the train.
+Lea Torres How ?
you have got to love the lack of safety features.
Nothing like watching a guy chucking stuff into a grinder :| Am I really that bored?
Only here cos I'm waiting for Pokemon go to release
+Tiltly Fusion it's already been released
Don't forget that at 1:02 he's dropping tampons in it...
need this for some of my teachers xD
Lol
xD
they ripped up my drawing now their gonna feel when the ripped my drawing
lol same
the same
I hear it jammed when Chuck Norris got his left ball caught in it though ......
Lol
OMG XD
let's say, hypothetically, that I needed to get rid of a body, would this machine work? hypothetically?
DunderHumorFan no because it’d make a big mess
Well it'll make it easier to disassemble the body. However, it'll just turn into a giant fleshy mess underneath the shredder. If you're able to handle that kind of gore up close and personal, yes. This can hypothetically help hide a body.
hello ben shapiro
Hmm i dont find anything sus
If u able to clean up in time and think of a good cover story you fine
Does it destroy dead corpses too ? I am in a hurry
Yes.
Are there alive corpses?
Does it matter? :D
+lolermeister yeah I just killed someone jk
Lots of blood.
that's a nice way to get rid of an unwanted newborn baby
I think I need my glasses
No more abortion clinics!
+KevLad I think I need to take mine off
+Quinn Quinn I think I need to stop smoking
your disgusting.
Face it, no matter how high your morals are, you want to see something living go in there.
You could put a potted plant in there.
Litterly as I read your comment, I was thinking, " I wonder if anybody got there hand stuck in that thing?"
Bir
+84updown I've seen a cow go into a scaled-up version of one of these.
+84updown I have seen a horse go in one.... it was on 4chan...... i amost puked
Who's here for 2024? Raise your hand
is it just me, or are you also tempted to stick your hand in it. I'm gonna have nightmares now
you are going to be pulled in and end up as minced meat xD
haha
looks like a good massage though rip
nope, but im tempted to put his hand in there
I feel the same way.
now the final test, PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE
put the guy from will it blend in it.
yeah!
Idk why I was thinking how easy it would be to get 1 finger caugh, then ur dead
+Micro Ninja unless you're able to cure it off
***** omg your dog is so cute
I wish I could put this video in that machine.
lol
But how?
Lmfao!
lol
best comment ever
Hey here's a link to just the song if anyone wants it! ua-cam.com/video/bOtRcVczU44/v-deo.html
Credit to Realwheeler for uploading it. He's also put up a whole bunch more awesome nostalgic songs, many of which were featured in old TV shows and sporting events.
Thank you!!!
Try put me in!
Get it?
Cause I'm a potato
And I also hate my life
Wow, that was incredibly funny, nice job man! Much respect
yes LOL :P
jajajjajaj
LOL
Sasha Loves you
Was this in anyone elses recommendationfeed?
Yup
Yeah.
Yep
Yea.
Yea
I'm not sure why they don't have an enormous red panic button right beside the machine.
hey,the needs to be news ok
this was likely recorded in a time where people were sensible around machinery, there was no retards in their day that warranted an emergency stop button.
TheWrendre Because if your hand catches on something you're putting in the machine, it's your fault and you should die for it? Some of these machines are used to tear up garden clippings and organic waste. It's not that hard to have a weed accidentally wrap around your hand.
That being said, from the looks of one of the clips, there is someone holding a switch that runs the machine. If he sees anything wrong he can just let go and it'll stop.
Ahh. The low resolution combined with the square aspect ratio reminds me of the good old days of UA-cam that I never experienced.
I bet a Nokia destroys that machine
Let dead memes die
+Logan Cohen no
+Logan Cohen that meme will never die.
+Anton Kudrytski what
Haha
why is this so satisfying ???????
Lol ikr!
Put a rock in it or a Nokia and watch it struggle....
and i tjough i ate alot
no it will now
Rocks aren't any problem. Machines like this would make just gravel from it.
He did put rocks, at the beggining
Roftl
"Beguiled humans fulfill the ravenous hunger of terrifying demon whilst fitting music is played"
i think this belongs in an 'oddly satisfying' video
you mean cancer?
Ye.
we got in the 1st time that the machine crushes anything you seriously din have to empty your entire house into the machine 😛
*it
😂😂
Lol
What if they put this machine into another machine like this?
...
it would open a black hole.
+Forjam Lol
+Forjam 😂😂
u are genius !
I like how the music is just so joyful
can it destroy another machine just like this.
You just blew my mind.
woah
Can it destroy itself?
Give this man a noble prize !
why not.....they din say that this machine is not vulnerable 😎
....but will it destroy a Nokia 3310?
No that's indestructible
Not even a black hole can destroy that
cancer xD
+Max Häcker water
never !!! not even God can destroy it!
i dont even want to be in the same room as this thing and these dudes are sticking there fingers inches from the rollers...... anxietttyyyyyy
lol yeah, I wouldn't even want to wear a shirt near it, because clothes getting caught in machinery is a common cause of work related injuries. ... except with this thing it'd be more than an injury.
+Kragatar i got my sweatshirt strings caught in the lathe once for like 5 seconds, that was terrifying! never did that again!
+Zack Dänekas Some girl in my shop class last year got her hair caught in a lathe because she didnt tie it like the teacher said to, shes really lucky she had extensions or ahe wouldve gotten hurt way worse than a few hairs being pulled out with the extensions
Nexus 6 no she had those cheap neon extensions that clip in her actual hair was short and its not like all of her hair simultaneously got caught just a few strands of fake hair lol
One of my favourite videos from childhood
Did anybody notice when he dumped a bunch of tampons into the machine?
Ikr
Eeyup.
Eeyup.
revenge on the wife
yep, and pads too
Did he... just put tampons in there ?
Update. . .
and pads?
It's so baffling, of all the things he could've put in there, of all the thing I'm sure is available in that warehouse, he put tampons and pads in there. Why were there tampons and pads laying around in a warehouse?!?!?!?
+Hosa David Y'know... emergencies
and it wasn't like they had already ran out of ideas, it was the first few things that came up, pretty sure he wanted to do that for a while...
Yea it's a grinder used for sewage waste, so it makes sense
But will it blend?! That is the question.
Lol
L
OMG GMM
Thats a good one😂
+Noah is it a coincidence that you two have the same name?
I love videos like this. No politics or controversy. Just pure violence and shredding to random stuff
Was anyone else like wtf why did they test tampons 😅😳
that's why I went to the comment section
+Guys Imstatus me too
Those little planks of wood sounded so good crunching in it. :3
Ikr
I like the sound of the leather belts and shoes :3
Joseph Zimerman yea pretty neat 😄
The pink fluffy stuff sounded great
keighly whapham yea it does its great lol
throw a nokia in it,sit down and watch ur machine struggle
and then shred the nokia
+ranoutofnames ssshhhhh don't ruin the meme
+Pony With An AK too bad
Nooooo....you got It wrong!put the Nokia in then watch as the machine catches on fire then explode!
Its like chewing a jawbreaker or a rock.
But the question is...
Will it blend?
Morgan Wilson no.. no it cannot
It can shrend
Shred blend
why cant there be a youtube channel of just that? id watch the shit out if that.
there are some but not that good.
yah just have a channel dedicated to throwing tampons and maxy pads int shredders, like wot?
+Dat boi other items as well.
There is a channel for this is, it's called SSI SHREDDERS
I just found a Chanel called bigshredder check that out
Throw Donald Trump in there
+Sniper52500 why not both
+O Shane amen
+Sniper52500 She would just buy herself out of it.
Best idea I've heard in a while
+Angus Meldrum agree
It don't destroy water ;)
fix your grammar
+Berrie Fix your channel quality
+Berrie Fix your grammar.*
and a nokia 3310
oh
Holy shit the music, their excitement, the hair. Fantastic
It's kinda disturbing seeing this guy puts his hands so close to this machine.
i just wasted 5 minutes watching people destroy random shit
It was worth it though
+Wyl33 J but the title is too clickbait. One, it can't destroy itself, or at least I haven't gotten to that part.
you just wasted your time on finding out how long the video is. and its 5 minutes and 3 seconds
EDUCATION MY DEAR BOY!
Sick music though
Finally a grinder that can grind brick weed!
this feels like ticket eating machines at Chuck E Cheese on steroids.
OhmayGawd S1MPLE WHAT ARE U DOING! DAT 2 NOZOOMS WERE SO SICK
sry, wrong video
lol
csgo lol
360 no scope 420 blaze it MOM GET THE CAMERA
Shit... I wouldn't want to get my finger trapped in that machine.
Exactly. All it takes is the tip of a finger, which pulls in more fingers, then your hand, then arm, then entire body. :/
that is hell of a second
Guy: Ahhhhaaaahhhh turrrn it offf ffff LilHippo Turrnnn it offffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ahh Haahahaaa >:D
+lilHippo lol
But can it shred one of its own kind? Shredception.
Fucking beat me to it.
Lol
can it shred a block of metal
+Sans the skeleton Maybe, if the type of metal is softer than the one used for the blades idk.
+Daniel S titanium
Everynow and then I come back and watch this again, it soothes me.
Back again.
I can’t blame you. I come back to this video on a weekly basis.
@@FerroequinologistofColoradoMake that daily basis.
But has anyone tried putting in a Nokia in this?
if u put a normal nokia it would be shredded but the nokia 3310 would shred the shredder
+DRIV3R24 You ever heard of a black hole dude.
The Nokia would compress the shredder so small, it will create a blackhole.
Yep, ones been broken.
you mean the machine broke Kappa
or you could just get a dog, they do the same thing to your furniture as the machine
ikr
can it be used on undesirable persons?
Finally found a way to dispose of Trump
+A Chair lol
Yes
No I already tried that:(
Hell yes it can, it destroys everything. Do make sure you have a barrel and a power washer to get rid of the evidence
That awkward moment when your grinding bib gets caught in there, and it's still around your neck. *Yeeeeeeeeeowchies!*
Can it destroy Donald Trump's ego?
No, but at least it can destroy his hair
to big to fit into the machine
heyy you r on 9gag right?xD
+Sykkuno haha
Can it destroy Donald Trump?
I need those camshafts in my car
😂😂 same
😂😂🏁🏁
Can it destroy sand? No. It can't. Your argument is invalid.
Rocks are just big sand
@@averymeijer but it will sound awful
@@averymeijer BTFO by UA-cam geologist.
You're not yourself when you're hungry, this thing needs a snickers bar.