Marvel man children want to act like their movies are legitimately "good cinema" when theyre formulaic garbage. At least wrestling man children know what the fuck they're watching.
I love how Sam thinks it's cool to not like Marvel movies before he goes home to chicken fingers, a glass of milk and Hulk Hogan footie pajamas. ...5 head zilch.
Silver Surfer movie would actually be badass if done right. The dude is insanely overpowered, if they did a movie where he fights Galactus (proper Galactus, not a cosmic fart cloud) it could be awesome. The cartoon was pretty cool, although it was short
LOL, I would actually watch grocery man if Jim ever got anyone to make the movie for him and he was playing the character. I feel like that could be quite entertaining.
Jesus. I tapped out at 17 minutes. Sam just listing movie titles and episode titles over and over with no new take on the joke. There are a lot of Marvel shows WE GET IT. Sam could be replaced by any average "class clown" type. Someone who's slightly funnier than your average person but nowhere near as funny as they think they are. He's good at prep, feeding the occasional line, and leading on idiots during interviews where they're doing 95% of the talking. He's awful when he speaks for more than one sentence at a time.
Where is Hoagie Boy? How can they not bring him upp in superhero talk? Sometimes he liquid shits down his uniform, he killed Superman when he slipped in it and fell off his horse n shiznit...
Disney just bought the rights to Silver Surfer from fox that still hasnt completed it court. Thats why they havent done a movie yet.... Silver Surfer is the Shit!!
I haven't watched a superhero movie in a long while and I was lost as fuck. The movie reminded me of a star studded Love Boat episode. And what times are we living in where $550M on a 335M budget is a bomb?
I love Jimmys ignorance to marvel shit, yet he knows that silver surfer is actually a stand alone character. And then Travis doesn’t know Chris Evans is Johnny torch whadddafuqq?
wait did that dude jus say chris evans isnt im fantastic four. nd hate how they hate on fantastic four cause fhe first one is good, but maybe im bias cause i was a kid when it came out
I like a couple of the marvel movies, but they are kinda dumb and corny. Guardians was making fun of itself so they get a pass. Deadpool is the best marvel movie.
If you wanna be invested in the characters you have to see the other movies. You know, Iron Man, the Thor movies, especially to understand Thor's relationship with his "brother," Loki. Watch Guardians Of The Galaxy for the comradery and humor between Drax, Rocket, Gomora and Quill... Oh, and I guess Groot. It would be the same as going to see Logan, but never having watched any of the X-Men movies. Ewe only went because ewe heard how the whole world was going apeshit over it, and didn't wanna be left out. I'm sure ewe'd be psyched for all the action on screen, but get nothing beyond that surface. No one wants to be the lone sheep that's not at the party. Think of how everyone flocked to buy Fidget Spinners, how everyone played Pokémon Go, idiots mortgaged their homes for Bitcoin, now it's Fortnite: Battle Royal! ...sorry... See the others first and get invested. Think of it as a marathon of a favorite TV show. Ewe don't have to wait until next week or next season. It's all there for ewe to watch.
Would I be able to get by watching logan if I've only watched the movies with wolverine in them? It still blows my mind how an xmen can not have wolverine in it, but if there's some plot enriching thing hidden in ther for logan I could probably choke them down.
Logan has almost no connection to the previous X-Men films. Completely different style, completely different storyline and tone, even a completely different time period. As long as you have a general understanding of who Wolverine and Prof. X are, you can watch it without having seen any of the other films. The movie does a good enough job of building up the characters and making you care about them. So I would argue your comparison is not really valid.
Yeah, for sure. I kinda goofed that one. A lot of the heart-to-heart between the Professor and Logan in the initial run of X-Men movies was good, but sparse. It's not enough to justify watching all the movies. Maybe just the first one, to understand why Xavier took someone lost and unwanted like him into his school.
best story in the mcu is thor and his evil bro. so watch thor, thor2, avengers, dr strange, thor3, guardians of galaxy, avengers 3. then watch some kurt russell movies like sky high then tango & cash then death proof then guardians of the galaxy 2.
I love the fact that Sam will sit there and trash the Marvel movies for being dumb when he's obsessively into wrestling. Really?
As both a marvel fan and a wrestling fan I too find his take on it hilarious.
Marvel man children want to act like their movies are legitimately "good cinema" when theyre formulaic garbage. At least wrestling man children know what the fuck they're watching.
Well look at him he has no self awareness.
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I love how Sam thinks it's cool to not like Marvel movies before he goes home to chicken fingers, a glass of milk and Hulk Hogan footie pajamas.
...5 head zilch.
Not only that hes a nepotism benefiting zilch who pretends who got where he is by his own work and not because of his daddies connections.
@@JB-kg1zv what do you mean?
Grocery Man 2: Wilted Lettuce is a taught thriller, and explains the location of the Soul Stone.
Jim Norton is in Spider-Man (2002)
LAHegarty he stinks and I don’t like him.
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What did he play inspiderman
Nooooooooo???!!!!
😂Jim was so willing to navigate the MCU and Agents of SHIELD’s neediness finally broke him🤣
Howard The Duck is in Guardians Of The Galaxy. That makes the 1986 Howard The Duck film is the first Marvel Cinematic Universe movie.
Drew Kane wow Howard hoo hoo the duck reference. I loved that movie.
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Hoo Hoo, I invented the MCU Robin
Silver Surfer movie would actually be badass if done right. The dude is insanely overpowered, if they did a movie where he fights Galactus (proper Galactus, not a cosmic fart cloud) it could be awesome. The cartoon was pretty cool, although it was short
I like the more obscure superhero movies. Silver surfer could be cool
LOL, I would actually watch grocery man if Jim ever got anyone to make the movie for him and he was playing the character. I feel like that could be quite entertaining.
We need a Teft cam!!!
Sam looks like a slowly melting wax statue of a young Steven Wright.
3:42 is Chip punching a meteor haha
The turn happens around 13 minutes, jimmys fake excitement crumbles under the weight of agents of shield.
It's like listening to two uncles talking lol
Travis lost all credibility when he said Iron Man 3 was great
Or when he said silver surfer was garbage. Idiot
You know how you can tell it's finished, when jimmy can't even get enthusiastic for grocery man.
Agents of SHIELD just got renewed Jimmy...gotta watch Season SIX!
Ordered my tickets for Grocery Man 2 Wilted Lettuce
Peter Spiderman is the Jew guy who lives 5 minutes up the road from me
Some early Doug bell here 😍
Is someone shinning a lazer beam in nortons eyes or sumpthin
pay attention and you'll see shades of sam hughs geuss it's really that position
When I listened to this segment I laughed so fucking hard. So I forwarded to my husband- a geek - for a good chuckle. Thanks for the laughs guys!
Breaking bad wasnt related to two and a half men. Idk why people say that
21:14 Jim brings up that popular hit “Take You to the Limit” by Scarface
Jesus. I tapped out at 17 minutes. Sam just listing movie titles and episode titles over and over with no new take on the joke. There are a lot of Marvel shows WE GET IT.
Sam could be replaced by any average "class clown" type. Someone who's slightly funnier than your average person but nowhere near as funny as they think they are. He's good at prep, feeding the occasional line, and leading on idiots during interviews where they're doing 95% of the talking. He's awful when he speaks for more than one sentence at a time.
dorpth i tapped out of your videos after 2 seconds so they are better and funnier then your bitch ass
tssss. This guy's good!
thank-you for saying it like it is stop making comic book movies
Just watch the stuff that doesn't suck: Winter Soldier and the Punisher.
Have jim play the old silver surfer videogame.
Love this segment.
Spidderman? Jim's a genius.
I'm honestly glad that the title was a clickbait joke. I don't *want* to hate Jim and Sam.
Fuck Jim’s ant man line was amazing
It's the 3rd avengers movie yes there's stuff to see before this
27:12 Holyshit that twitch blinking looks painful.
12:40 that was fucking hilarious to me
Groceryman is nothing without hoagieboy.
Where is Hoagie Boy? How can they not bring him upp in superhero talk? Sometimes he liquid shits down his uniform, he killed Superman when he slipped in it and fell off his horse n shiznit...
Cookie. Cookie. Kiss. Kissy!!
Sam is not a math major.
12:38 lol yimmy
The fact that y’all think the silver surfer is lame and Jim thinks he cool is PRICELESS. Just wait... Jim is gonna be like I FUCKING TOLD YA
Disney just bought the rights to Silver Surfer from fox that still hasnt completed it court. Thats why they havent done a movie yet.... Silver Surfer is the Shit!!
robotmafia discern Suuuuuuure Uncle Paul...
I literally thought "Captain America: Fresh out the womb" right before Sam said it. Great minds think alike!
How tf is Jim not a big time writer director already
I haven't watched a superhero movie in a long while and I was lost as fuck. The movie reminded me of a star studded Love Boat episode.
And what times are we living in where $550M on a 335M budget is a bomb?
I love Jimmys ignorance to marvel shit, yet he knows that silver surfer is actually a stand alone character. And then Travis doesn’t know Chris Evans is Johnny torch whadddafuqq?
We don’t need video of Sam. Only Jim as his cheeks are nana pinchable. We need a mystery science like show with Jim watching all the marvel movies.
ESTOUCHFPV will you touch me?
Already did
Slowly but surely, Jim is turning into Chip much akin to Todd turning into Fez
We're all turning into chip.
Ron Garcia fawk yeah!!
Lettuce hear more bout dis superhero, tsssssss
Jesus everyone in the comment section is treating Sam like he's Opie 2.0
When Opie 2.0 is clearly Norton
I bet someone with too much time on their hands will make that fucking movie.
Starring T-1000 as the Silver Surfer
Holy fuck jims positraction joke...Poz Attraction
Ha ha, the 45 year old skateboarder is trashing surfing as lame.
Best one? I’d go Iron Man. Panther threw too much at me.
Panther is an sjw shitpile
wait did that dude jus say chris evans isnt im fantastic four. nd hate how they hate on fantastic four cause fhe first one is good, but maybe im bias cause i was a kid when it came out
Compared to superhero movies of now,it wasn't good but back then it was pretty enjoyable.
Why are agents of shield after the avengers? Doesn’t Colson die?
jayroestudios They bring him back to life with science or some shit.
smurf blood
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Where’s the tefft box? Oofa
Good God, Marvel has saturated the genre. I didn’t know half of those shows existed.
Super Hero movies are for children.
Great. A 2 week old clip...
I like a couple of the marvel movies, but they are kinda dumb and corny. Guardians was making fun of itself so they get a pass.
Deadpool is the best marvel movie.
travvvvvvis *edgar*
Black panther is the most overrated movie in the cinematic universe
It’s a virtue signalling , sjw “black power” movie. Did you see how excited they got for that piece of shit?
If you wanna be invested in the characters you have to see the other movies. You know, Iron Man, the Thor movies, especially to understand Thor's relationship with his "brother," Loki. Watch Guardians Of The Galaxy for the comradery and humor between Drax, Rocket, Gomora and Quill... Oh, and I guess Groot. It would be the same as going to see Logan, but never having watched any of the X-Men movies. Ewe only went because ewe heard how the whole world was going apeshit over it, and didn't wanna be left out. I'm sure ewe'd be psyched for all the action on screen, but get nothing beyond that surface. No one wants to be the lone sheep that's not at the party. Think of how everyone flocked to buy Fidget Spinners, how everyone played Pokémon Go, idiots mortgaged their homes for Bitcoin, now it's Fortnite: Battle Royal! ...sorry... See the others first and get invested. Think of it as a marathon of a favorite TV show. Ewe don't have to wait until next week or next season. It's all there for ewe to watch.
Would I be able to get by watching logan if I've only watched the movies with wolverine in them? It still blows my mind how an xmen can not have wolverine in it, but if there's some plot enriching thing hidden in ther for logan I could probably choke them down.
Ewe
Logan has almost no connection to the previous X-Men films. Completely different style, completely different storyline and tone, even a completely different time period. As long as you have a general understanding of who Wolverine and Prof. X are, you can watch it without having seen any of the other films. The movie does a good enough job of building up the characters and making you care about them. So I would argue your comparison is not really valid.
Yeah, for sure. I kinda goofed that one. A lot of the heart-to-heart between the Professor and Logan in the initial run of X-Men movies was good, but sparse. It's not enough to justify watching all the movies. Maybe just the first one, to understand why Xavier took someone lost and unwanted like him into his school.
best story in the mcu is thor and his evil bro. so watch thor, thor2, avengers, dr strange, thor3, guardians of galaxy, avengers 3. then watch some kurt russell movies like sky high then tango & cash then death proof then guardians of the galaxy 2.
Sam is very unlikable
Seabass so are you it seems
lol
I love Norton but Sam has influenced him into using too much American comedy. Literally the only country to laughs at dick jokes.
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