THE SUN WILL (not) KILL YOU
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- The sun is the only source of life on our planet and it's the ONLY thing protecting us from the cold vacuum of SPACE!! So let's deck our van The Barrel to be able to take advantage of that delicious star juice and power all of our unnecessary electronics!!
"CHICA!...Shhhh..." *dog holds absolutely still*
lmao I'm dying
It looks like youre dying, Deku.
Damn I miss these first-person vids.
Ikr?
Me too.
Don’t worry we have A heist with markplier interactive video , and it’s first person.
700th like
and a date with markiplier
Mark: Hey I'm King of you!
Squirrel: NO!
I died laughing at that, Mark. Bless your face, man.
4:00
Anthony Plescia yeah me too
I fucking LOVE the energy of these van videos. The way Mark slips into this weird, neurotic, vaguely threatening exaggerated version of himself, and it starts to come off like he lives in the van with his mute camera-wielding -hostage- friend.
Markimoo: "Squirrel! Hey, I'm king of you."
Squirrel: "NO!"
Classic.
Blackspoiler *OH GOD NO!*
As it's being chased by pigeons😅
the look on Chica's face when Mark told her to be quiet.
girsgirly she looked so done
girsgirly 1:32 look at Chica in the van (behind mark)
im planning to take a screenshot of chica and use it as my profile picture
@@Sunny-vb2dd noice
@@Sunny-vb2dd tsk tsk tsk
Mark is literally trying to fit his whole office in a van😂
I mean...
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
@@user-ec9rm2kx3j oh my god its THE the youtube i cant believe it
This video is giving off so many chaotic neutral vibes.
mark you would make a fun teacher tbh
ya that woud be cool
kittykat The carrot stick! Ye
Too bad he’s not qualified
Who Carmonafoo exactly
@@watermelonbaby2223 imma nerd and i would LOVE that😂
That sad moment when you know exactly what Mark is talking about when he describes how bad a new fridge smells.
Hex Isme its not a new fridge.
My fridge also smells like death
(*Gets in Van*) "Where's my van?"
Always learning a lot about the Sun when I watch Marks Van vlogs.
StarOwl He is Mark...
You know I really dig these POV vlogs. They're so unique. I still want gaming videos, but these are really entertaining and I love the edits!
RowlWool it feels filler so he has content and he's really not giving a shit about 70 percent of his subscribers
Have there been more?? I must've missed 'em :/
Matt Bell more what?
Jaxton Cook He's taking a break from gaming, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy. I've watched his gaming videos he enjoys it.
Lucky Johny He is probably just taking a break
Mark keep upgrading your van like it's a game, it's so much fun to watch
Mark: SQUIRREL!
Mark: I’m the king of you!!
Squirrel: *NO!*
Hachii does that mean his brother is a moose man
Mark: *SQUIRREL!*
Mark: I'm the king of you
Squirrel: *NO!*
Dog: *Yesssss*
Timesptamp?
@@claytong2069 4:01
Mark: No joyrides!
Me: *Immediately gets in driver’s seat and turns the key*
ThisAnimatedPhantom Party time with Chika!
xD this is why you dont bring it up.
CAN WE GET SOME FOOD!!!!!!!!!?????
That's literally the joke made in the video. The cringe is unreal.
@@Ash-ti1ei no it didn't
"Squirrel! Hey! I'm king of you..." Mark I'm starting to think that the squirrels don't know you're their King.
Greasy hair I heard the joke and was like "Oh my god, it's been a long time since he made a joke about that."
they have lost their king. He left them as THE KING!! OF FNAF
Van Vlogs are best vlogs. Because there is like a 60% higher chance of seeing Chica. Also cameraman jam sessions.
Isagail agreed
Cameraman mystery. I’m still wondering who it is lol.
Well isn't that obvious, it's Michael Cera!
Mophie B. Its dan
Wait what happened to his house
Through all the toughest times in life,
She's always been there,
Rollin' by your side
Oh The Barrel
Lovin you since that day,
The Barrel
@@midnightcassiopeia taking us to any place, the barrel
@@storm8132 hugging that old asphalt, yeah!
The barrel
@@midnightcassiopeia and she’ll always be rolling
@@possumkey6329 rollin' down the LA strip
*Mark* "Say it with me..."
*Me* "Solar panels?
*Mark* "SooOAALLaR pAnEELS"
😂
Matt Smith x'D
solar panels
let me decode the caps letters and norm letters
"OAALLR AEELS" what could it translate to?
"sooa pn" ???????
the new vsauce
This van is already cooler than my own house.
1 like for your house to be cool as that van brady.
Take a shot every time mark says “bad boy”
You'll be dead about... 2 minutes in
You would pass out in like 3 or 4 minutes
you would be taking 14 shots if that were the case XD
When it’s 2am and you’re so sleep deprived his nonsense is starting to sound legit...
I think Mark explains solar energy and stuff better than my middle school teacher did
Laser Unicorn or maybe you just like mark more therefore actually listened to him.
Devin Casnave that could be true
people who are known are more influencing.
Laser Unicorn he should be a teacher 👨🏫 lol
I wanted to say this question: _Who is behind the camera?!_
I thought it was Tyler lol.
it changes almost every video
/us/
Whoever wears green bracelet on arm (like those rubber ones, not like a decorative one. I don't know if there is a new person we haven't seen, or if it does change each time. Because the pumpkin carving one it wasn't Ethan, Katherine, Tyler, or Amy.
Creek Boann i thought that was a sound effect?
The sun is a deadly laser
Not anymore there’s a blanket
Blue_ Moon wonderful refrence.
Blue_ Moon taste the suuuuunnn
Mr DI4BL0 *NO*
*jingle*
OMG I JUST WATCHED THAT YESTERDAY 😂
7:06
User guide?
*throws away*
Warranty card?
*throws away*
Warnings?
*throws away*
The real thing
*glad didnt threw that away*
Hotel?
*Trivago*
@@Shlurpy448 😂
Well the papers can't blow up the van from being tossed around.
This van video series is like the thing I look forward to on this channel, and mark seems so happy when he does this!!!
MARK I CAME TO LAUGH NOT LEARN SCIENCE!!!
*sees chica* nvm..
shut up at least he made this video for his fans
Wow yeesh
RedbearFazbear 9090 its always worth it with chica
Kurisu Mercury The Red Wolf at least it’s fun learning better than school
We can get both
Hey can we come up? *NO* why? *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER* oh *not anymore there’s a blanket!*
i saw that video from bill wurtz
No it is. Hay can we go on land
got it
0:24 just build a huge machine, four mechanical arms attached to your back to control it. "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand"
I love this sort of content from you it makes me happy and forget my worries for a few minutes and chika is just making me smile
Name a more iconic duo than Mark and Chica.... I'll wait.
Chica and mark
Markelle Fleming Fred and George. Lol idek
Bonnie and Clyde
Jenna and Julien
Tyler and Ethan. Me and sadness.
"Without the sun we can't live"
I will live by this quote for the rest of my life.
Why?
God okay I think these Barrel videos are my favorite because it's just us getting to have a first-person perspective of mark having multiple crises
Hey Mark: 1) Nice van. 2) You should play the updated version of Sort the Court. 3) Or you could play the DLC to Little Nightmares. 4) Nice van.
distractedpen Final Night 4
distractedpen 5) nice shirt
distractedpen 5) nice van
Zazlefraz ;3 The unlucky flannel shirt
I agree with you bro. Mark should play games more often since it's the main content in his channel.
It's hot for you but here it's *freeeeeezing!*
I KNOW ITS FUCKEN SNOWING
Ikr
SAME
Same here man
Michigan life
Have you not heard, Mark?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER.
not anymore there's a blanket
Sheepking but the blanket I dropping off because of global warming
Hahahah
Lazer
Get it right
Hex Isme OH SHIT!!!
Mark: “Bo! Who doesn’t know Bo?”
No one knew, until Spider-Man: Far From Home 😂
i thought of Bo Peep and her sheep tbh from that children's rhyme and Toy Story lol
"see that? That's the sun."
Me: oh I thought it was saturn
*_"nah thats more likely pluto"_*
I thought it was the moon smh my head
Nah that’s the international space station
You guys are all idiots. It's obviously Mars
@@rafasha2222 wrong its the earth
Mark: say with me
Me: okay
Mark: Sooolar Pannall
Mark: you didn’t say with me
Me: but I said
teachers really need to stop showing their students bill nye videos for science class, this is much more helpful
And more funny
mia erickson my teacher shows him in geography
I agree
FRRIICCK BILL NYE! DO NOT MENTION THE ACCURSED’S NAME! EEAAAAAHHH!! (lemongrab from adventure time scream)
Yes lol
Enticing children into your van with video games: The millennial equivalent of "free candy"?
Mark: **Draws Sun with Ray's**
Me: *"The sun is a Deadly Laser"*
THE CAMRA MAN SO CHILL
hes not allowed to say anything
@@IcarusActual or else death
@@IcarusActual ...or something
"And watch out for squirrels...."
Why did I find that sooo funny?
THAT BOOIII cuz he's king of the squirrels lol
Yeah i dunno there was something about the way he said it that caught me off guard lol
Nath - Robox & More! You misspelled it it's "*you're"
IM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!-markiplier XD
BAD SUN, BAD SUN!!! GOOD SUN GOOD SUN!!! -Markiplier 2017
gage lochard Hello! *explodes*
Me: Solar panels
Mark: You didnt say it with me.
Me: Argues with video
I really like these van vlogs
I have bad news
Mark: SQUIRREL! Hey, I'm King of you!!
Me: No. Just no, Mark.
Bossy Britt well at least he has a sense of humor
I read this as he said it
_the sun is a deadly lazer_
Not anymore, there’s a blanket.
Come on animals, let’s go on land.
Nope can’t walk yet.
And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.
*nice*
we could make a religion out of chica
Katgamer 66 not anymore there is a blanket
10:54 Mark: "This fridge will keep these cans of Squirt ice cold!"
Also Mark, handing cameraman a Squirt that Mark didn't put in the fridge: "Here's one for you."
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
Mark: But niw we have a blanket
I'm literally afraid of the dark, so when he gave us the light it warmed my heart a bit (no I'm not twelve I just have a legitimate fear of the dark that never went away because of reason)
Abby Smith same here
Abby Smith nictophobia is the worst
I think I spelled that wrong
Same except im 17
*You didnt say it with me.*
**Casually rewinds it to say it with him**
I did toooo!
watching this all these years later after living off of solar panels in the desert makes me love mark all the more. rip barrel, gone but not forgotten
This van in going to turn into his home soon, just watch.
Decidueye Main that is probably what's going to happen in the near future
Shut up, he is doing this all for his business
he'll be living in a van down by the river
9 months later nope he’s still living good and he has 20 milk subs like how will he live in there
9 months 1 week later he has 21 mil subs
THE LUCK FLANNEL IS IN THE VIDEO!!!
Mani Mua I was waiting for someone to bring it up! 😂
But I thought he lost that a long time ago
he did...its just a new one
I knew it when the video started
For people who didn't know, there's a fan give him a new one, exactly the same as his previous one. It was... somethingeagle? I forgot xD Gotta respect her! Even Mark couldn't find that shirt because it was sold out
*SoLaR pAnElS*
*S O L A R P A N E L S*
at first i thought it said solar penis XD
sOlaR geNeRatOR
Damit, hahahha!!
Solar poem
Makayla's Roblox Adventuress we NEEED to get you to 500 likes CAN WE DO IT YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!
This is a boy in 2019 and he NEEEDSSSS MORE OF THE VAN VIDS!!!
hey OP, sad news
@@nayaviintage RIP
Wait!
Are you saying...
BOYS EXIST IN 2019!?!?
Well the van...Ethan came with a bat...just look at Unus Annus...(Mark's second channel)
RIP
I have photosensitivity..........the sun will kill me........
hop on marks van, you'll be safe there... maybe
MTL sure sure sure why you staying in that picture
Photoshop
Sounds legit 👌
Same
The sun is near
Yes! More van videos! I loved these series
Also, I love these videos it makes this channel feel more real. Thank you Mark! And team!
I feel so educated... thank you so much
I fucking love these entirely incomprehensible and yet somewhat inspirational videos
Thank you for being an island of happiness in a sea of drama.
Sherpa Vlogs Love that beautiful metaphor
me: hey is that mark on his va-
mark: *InTEnse SmiLiNG anD GrOAniNg*
me: ...nvm...
@Christopher Michael-Stephen Zigler wow dang
I love the van series
Bo is my middle name!! I’m on the van!! GOALS 😂
Sunny.bias I can do better.
van bo
Sunny.bias same
And it's last name is Burnham
Sunny Bo Bias. Noice
"Very *clearly* , *clouds* are blocking out the sun"
My nerd instincts detect an *oxymoron* in the sentence...
KraZ lol
good for you.
you sir, are the moron.
Two descriptions towards one thing that make each other redundant. Such as jumbo shrimp. Jumbo describes the size of the shrimp but shrimp is also a way of describing that something is small. A large small thing.
Very punny.
I watch these types of videos whenever I miss [REDACTED]. Idk why but they have similar energy
Your van has come a long way since when you first got it. Doing a great job on it.
"SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!!"
"Not anymore!"
Kane Hynes
Lmao
Shreyash Mhaske there’s a blanket
Also laser not lazer
"It smells like packaged death!"
-Markiplier 2017
Mark: Say it with me. SooLaAr PAaneEls
Me: SooLaAr PAanEls
Mark: You didn't say it with me
Me: Excuuuuse me! I did
Yeah, but he knew most of us are little gits and didn't and wouldn't. Like me 😏
Boo for whoever did not do that
@@Davis... boo for me indeed
Chica was dying for a petting up until about the 5 minute mark
*"Which is a bit further away"*
*"Because they actually have it in stock."*
How did people miss this gold xD
Versael I do not comprehend
Versael dude I read this just as he said it.
Turning chores into content, Nice Mark
The title is a lie because...
The sun is a deadly laser
not anymore there’s a blanket
Third one I’ve seen.
What no! We have a Blanket!!
THATS NO SUN!
I really respect the reference
Awww the doggo 😂❤️❤️❤️
Chica??
THIS IS ABOUT THE SUN... NOT A DOGGO... I think... now i'm not too sure
Elfchen ha
“ So then we hook that up to what’s called a SOULAR GENORATOOR”
Lordnugget nice icon pic
But the sun is a deadly lazer
ChocoPanda15 Nvm there’s a blanket
No, your not thinking about the radiation, that harmful Harmful radiation.
*insert jingle*
I love that video
Problem number one to Mark's claim, the sun is not the source of life it regulates and enhances life but water is the source of life and even the darkest of depths has both cellular, flora, and fauna. Anyone who took any biology class would know this crucial key of life which is why most scientists believe their life on Europa, which is Jupiter's moon.
I loved these videos so much when they came out 😄 Revisiting them is fun.
"Sun Will (not) Kill You"- Evangelion vibes are kicking
?
Neon Genesis. They have titles like 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone, 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance, 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
Mark has showed his interest in it before. Like the huniepop intro
Thank god I’m (not) the only one XD
That's exactly what I thought when I saw that title XD
Oh dear god could you imagine Mark as a teacher?
James Gibson espically a science one??
James Gibson I would love that
I would get an A + in that class
James Gibson school would be a lot more enjoyable
Now I'm imagining him babbling and waving his arms in a classroom
We have finally figured out who marks heart belongs to.
(Chika btw if u haven’t caught on)
(Chica if you didn't know)
these first person videos fit Mark so well, also loving the lumberjack look here
Hey person looking in the comments
*Mark is the sun, you can't live without him*
Mark is the hot sun and we cant live without him....YES
GASP
*Hey micheal Vsauce here*
G_Boy slightly triggered by Vsauce before Michael (
The sun is up in the sky and we use it's power everyday. But what if it's power could use you.... *Cue weird music*
.
Ha ha
913728465
WE NEED TO HARNESS THE POWER OF DEH SUN
‘Look at that’
And that my kin is how I became blind.
LETS PLAYS FROM THE VAN SHOULD SOOOO BE A THING
The way he crosses his legs 😂👏🏼 😍
He shaved his beard and cut his hair AND got his shirt back !!!! 🤣Yassssss
holo5 what actually happened to his flannel?
What? I cross my leggs like that... doesint everybody? ...^^;; W!ld Thing the origional dissapered/most likely stolen at a con. I think he finaly found a replacement.
Kage Hikari oooh probably some weird freaky fangirl or guy stole it
W!ld Thing Yeah thats the genneral concessus and the best bet. But we may never know for sure, I mean for all we know, a staff/janator could had also picked it up not knowing it was Marks and tossed it.
I would love to have a van as decked out as Mark's van. Hopefully he actually does go camping in it and does a van vlog of it.
Mark: *Buys generator at store*
The one person on Twitter that wants to sell their generator: How dare you
I love these new type of videos! Great ideas, Mark! ;)
mark: *sees squirrel* HEY! I’m the king of you!
Squirrel: NOOOOOOOoooooo!
Tbh i really like the van videos, cuz its like we're going on a road trip with Mark
totusCapricornus IKR they're amazing!!!
THE GIRL OF GIGGLE SSS I don’t think I would mind if he had an entire channel dedicated to this.
Mark: no joyriding
Also mark: watch out for squirrels
😂