Last weekend I marathoned the entirety of Mario Galaxy on Switch and got all 120 Stars in the game. It took 13 hours of time, and since then myself and my editor Cloe have been working hard to condense the entire session down for highlights. This coming Saturday starting at 1pm BST, I'm marathoning the game a second time on Twitch to unlock the secret final level. This video took a crazy amount of work to put together, and I hope everyone enjoys it.
“She is sleeping under the tree.” When I was really young I never understood that but now watching this, the realization hit me like a brick wall. Why is a Mario game so sad.
Interesting fun fact: The initial plan for the prankster comets was supposed to be a hell of a lot darker. This is best explained in the case of the Speedster Comet, wherein the original idea was that the comet was on a collision course with the galaxy. Mario had (x) amount of time before it crashed into the galaxy, destroying it completely, but the Power Star was able to stop it. If Mario failed, we’d have been treated to a cutscene of the comet colliding with the galaxy and obliterating it, a la Majora’s Mask. Miyamoto, not without good reason, figured this was a _liiiiiiitle_ too dark for a kid’s game.
@@aeatingpro1092 oh you poor soul There's a certain word on that phrase that brings the truth to light, which is the word Under, think about it and youll get it It hits like a flaming brick to the face
@@drawnwithlove3499 I'm pretty sure you can actually see them break off when he hits the ground, and regrows them when he gets back up. So basically he's a Namekian.
Funnily enough, that isn't even the halfway point of the game. Once you finish the game as the Luigi, you have to collect another 120 stars, except they are green and the game doesn't tell you where they are. You have to listen and look out for them and they are in hard to get to areas. The last one you collect is in the very beginning of the game (at Peach's Castle), and (if you are playing on the Wii) you get the special message thanking you for playing the game.
@@rusticrage9543 this is the first time I've seen this explained and not just referenced to by someone and now I need to go back and 300% the game. Why have you done this to me I have essays due You monster
@@rusticrage9543This isn’t true though, collecting all 120 stars a Luigi just unlocks a purple comet version of the opening toad town section for each bro, there are 3 green stars but they just unlock the trial galaxies. Galaxy 2 has 120 green stars but you only need to collect all 120 regular ones once since Luigi doesn’t get a separate playthrough.
9:54 The way Mario Galaxy renders fur on entities like bees is just overlaying the same flat image over itself a few times to make it look blurrier. On the Wii, this worked pretty well, however in high definition it just looks, as you said, out of focus.
1:27:22 Fun Fact: That is literally what the Romans would do. Since the children were named after their father, if their dad was named Marcus Lucius and he had three sons, it would not be unusual for them to be named Marcus Lucius Primus (the first), Marcus Lucius Secundus (the second), and Marcus Lucius Tertius (the third). Literally numbering their children.
They would do this with daughters especially. Sons had a little more wiggle room, since they could just name a son “Quintus” if he was the 5th son. Daughters were just given the feminine version of their father’s name.
Which is also why Romans usually went by a Nickname. Like Ceaser's adopted Son, was also called Gaius Julius Ceaser. But everyone called him Octavian because that would have been a bit confusing.
That storybook reading by RT made me cry. Mainly because of the story but there's something about having it read to you that just makes it a little more special
same, and it would have been easy for him to just joke around with it, but I'm glad he knew it was a genuinely touching and well-made story, and decided not to
"You are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy!" "Your new galaxy?" "Don't make me jump on you..." "Bowser, my allegiance is to the Kingdom, to the monarchy!" "If you're not with me... then you're my enemy." "Only a Koopa deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." "You will try."
Hey RT, I very rarely ever make comments on UA-cam videos or anything I know this will probably get lost within to see if comments here. When I first started the stream I was just planning on having some background noise and whatnot but for some reason once you started reading the children's story I put my phone down when I started listening and for the first time in a long time I felt like a kid again( I'm 20 btw). My mom passed away last year in October very unexpectedly. How many you started reading it it made me think about she used to read books to me as a child. Your voice had the sincerity that my mother's used to have. At exactly an hour 47 minutes 25 seconds, I broke down into tears, you would never believe how much a super Mario game can mean to somebody, how some random twitch streamer / UA-camr, can make a 20-year-old man bawl his eyes out for good 20 minutes straight and never understand how much it touched him. Thank you so much for all that you do. But next time could you try to make me smile and not cry, lol, thank you again. - Austin
I'm guessing the euphemisms are because Mario and Pokemon are both kids' games and saying "they died" would bring up some awkward conversations with kids who are too young to understand death. Still, they definitely chose painful one. "She's sleeping under the tree on the hill" conjures up the image of a child who's too young to grasp anything about death except that the person isn't coming back. "He was given a tiny box" makes you face what it would be like to not just lose your loved one but have the closure of knowing they're truly and completely gone, or if you've already experienced it, reminds you of that experience vividly.
@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 And then Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers kicks in the door and hits you with tear jerkers like this as you straight up watch the Pokemon die: "Grovyle... Please tell me... My... my life... Did it shine...?"
6:18 don't worry, I'm pretty sure Mario is aware that he's in a video game at this rate, considering that by the end of credits, he says "Thank you so much for playing my game!"
It’s so satisfying when Rosalina is telling you how much stars you need for the final Bowser level and instantly after she says “We have enough energy to get to the center of the Universe”
I dreaded chapter 7 in every playthrough since i liked going through the storybook. Everytime it got to the part where she says her mom was buried under the tree, it broke my heart.
When RT read the storybook I actually started sobbing. Something about my favorite UA-camr playing my favorite childhood game already tugs at my heart, but also hearing him read the story just destroyed me. Thank you RT for just being such a wonderful person
"You are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy!" "Your new galaxy?" "Don't make me jump on you..." "Bowser, my allegiance is to the Kingdom, to the monarchy!" "If you're not with me... then you're my enemy." "Only a Koopa deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." "You will try."
Hearing RT's voice for Rosalina's story has got to be one of the most wholesomest things. Honestly RT has a great voice I would very much like to watch a steam in the future that's just him reading, his voice is so soft and soothing I could easily listen to it for hours on end to relax with.
4.5 children murdered, countless allies left for dead, every Luma encountered force-fed into explosion, multiple planets destroyed. As divined by our lord and savior Brian David Gilbert, Mario is a war criminal.
I will always appreciate RT's narration voice. Being so calm and genuine, treating the cutscenes as seriously as they present themselves. It made the storybook hit that much harder, with a calm voice narrating a tragic story.
Where ultra mega emotional femboys cry: no toad voice when RT gets disappointed when toad no say “what’s the BUZZ about the bee suit?” Edit: UA-cam autocorrected where to white, so I corrected that
When I was younger I always thought the Black luma inside each of the areas of the Observatory was named Terrace because the luma outside of the terrace would say “The Terrace was inside”
i started crying when i saw the story book in high definition :,) this game was my whole childhood and being able to see it with a bit more pixels made my heart melt lol.
The plot twist of the century: RT making jokes about streaming his wedding and divorce the day after making jokes about streaming during his child’s birth, only for his partner to say that she’ll give birth on stream. “100 bits equals one push”. Jesus
The Bouldergeist terrified me as a kid. He was so intimidating, and still is to this day. And I felt bad for killing the Dino Piranha as a kid. But this is definitely my favorite 3D Mario game.
I actually really liked him, even after the nightmare that was the 1-hit battle. I recently made him the entrance to my nether portal on my brother's Minecraft realm. The hands sucked to make.
I remember that galaxy being really easy but fun. What traumatized me is the trash-exploding mini-games that I still cannot get the hang of years later.
In galaxy 2 there is comet that makes you speedrun 5 bosses from Mario galaxy 1 in 5 minutes. In that speedrun boldergiest is a bitch to kill fast. Ideally you kill the first 3 in 2 min but you need to allocate 2 to 3 min to fight him because if his bullshit patterns made to prolong the fight. That star took me more than 20+ tries that took about 4 min each. By far the hardest star in MG2 . But besides that he is okay I guess...
Easy. They are ships, they float. If they are called AIR ships, then that float on air, therefore, he just let the ship float, and it went up until it was on the surface of the air.
This game has the best music in the entire franchise, full stop. Super Mario Odyssey has some bangers, but this games entire soundtrack is one continuous banger.
Theory: RTgame is secretly a speed runner in Super Mario Galaxy because he pulls off some very good strategies whilst being very casual and makes it sound like he has never done it before
I remember, the first time I played Galaxy, it crashed after the first level. I convinced myself that it was because I didn't use a Wii remote jacket, since I played through it again with the jacket and it didn't crash.
An Italian tries to save his girlfriend who doesn’t really like him from a big turtle who took the Italians girlfriend to space so the Italian goes around all of space without suffocating and ending innocent lives of the weak- The Game
I love how it goes from sweet, calm bedtime with RT to intense purple coin comet speedrunning while RT stresses before literally murdering King Bowser again
"Why don't they do a boss that's just feet?" The boss in Luigi's Mansion 2 in the last mansion just before the final boss is a giant knight armor. It stomps on you and you have to bait it to the rugs then pull the rugs from under it's feet
"Imagine eating so much food that you get your own grabitational orbit" > Dan later went on to eat an entire room of Doughnuts in Stream Life Simulator
Despite the timed levels and the toad voices, the combination of the music of this game and RT's lovely voice mean this video entirely soothes my anxiety, I've been using this video to help me get to sleep the past few nights, thank you Dan, I love your videos 💕 (Side note; I don't mean the video is boring, I need to have something playing as I go to sleep due to external noise keeping me up)
I completely get what you mean. I have a hard time sleeping in silence bc I've lived in communal housing for so long at uni; it's never actually silent unless something's wrong, like how quiet it was when the pandemic first started bc a bunch of ppl in the building left suddenly. I pretty much always have to sleep to something in the background, and RT's one of my absolute favorite go-to's bc something about him has always just been really calming to me; definitely one of my comfort streamers. I love popping on either a playlist of my favorite vids he's done or a long vod and just drifting off to the sound of his voice. I've been using the Trackmania spaghetti vod the past week or so. I think the only vids he's done that I can't use to sleep are the ones like Hitman and the fireworks lag simulator, bc those make me have nightmares that I'm in a shooting bc of the gunshots/gunshot-like noises. Other than that, I can use pretty much any of his vids; he makes me feel safe enough to fall asleep.
Listening to RT read was relaxing and made me feel like my child self again, something I rarely feel well with, but this was beautiful. Dan, if you ever somehow see this, thank you, you’ve made me feel happy once again, even if its for a short time, it made me happy, thank you
Who else remembers playing this game for the first time and just being in pure joy it gave such a unique feeling I think Jacob Gellers video described it perfectly
Meanwhile people like me exist who have only ever enjoyed one Mario game (Odyssey) and has yet to play Galaxy/Galaxy 2 because I'm worried about hating this one too.
@@thomasw7908 Because Odyssey is basically the only Mario game I've enjoyed. And I go into *every* Mario gaming wanting to love it. And Galaxy has a reputation as being one of the best (if not *the* best). I'm worried that I just won't like it. And that's a shame.
@@michaelandrews117 theres no pressure to like or not, if you put that kind of pressure on yourself you'll say you like it but deep down won't like it, please take my advice and when you start the game dont let anything put pressure on you to enjoy it because well it's a game and we all have preferences sorry for this being quite long
1:27:40 So, funny story. two of my friends _technically_ got married over a twitch chat/stream. They were playing minecraft, built an entire like, double row with chairs and everything, and had it streamed. One of our other friends was already ordained, so they were the one who sent the two the vows over discord, and was the one to actually marry them. Looking back on this, I'm realizing how much of a trip that actually was, my god.
48:17 It's my Headcanon, that Bowser is actually the Dungeon Master, and mario and friends are just Doing some VERY advanced LARPing. They found the 1-up mushrooms, and so they decided to have some fun games. There's a secret stash of them for if mario "Runs Out" so he'll never actually die. Bowser fills the worlds with traps, puzzles, powerups and enemies, and sure, he plays the big bad boss at the end, gives mario a run for his money, but it's all just fun and games in my opinion, just like the gokart races and the tennis tournaments. It's a wholesome twist on the series that I think makes sense.
Fun fact, all of those toads in the summit level are actually suffering from Hypothermia and will likely die. The idea is that if you fall asleep with hypothermia you will never wake up Cold water is the leading cause of hypothermia They are all in the midst of dying in space
Last weekend I marathoned the entirety of Mario Galaxy on Switch and got all 120 Stars in the game. It took 13 hours of time, and since then myself and my editor Cloe have been working hard to condense the entire session down for highlights. This coming Saturday starting at 1pm BST, I'm marathoning the game a second time on Twitch to unlock the secret final level. This video took a crazy amount of work to put together, and I hope everyone enjoys it.
Hey Rt, love your content. Keep it up. Or don't, do what makes you happy and it'll make us happy.
You both are LEGENDS thank you
Thank you both for giving us the experience that is Mario Galaxy!
Omg your gonna play it with Luigi. I'll be there
Guys, what happened to the Heartgold Nuzlocke?
“Why can he breathe in space, but not in the ocean?”
Well, because in space there is no water to get in the way of his breathing. Duh.
Is that a reference to jellos sonic video
cake Well, more like ‘blatantly stolen joke’ than ‘reference’, but yes.
Why can he breathe in air?
Casual_Ice_Consumer There’s no space in the way.
@@casual_ice_consumer4148 no water to get in the way
“She is sleeping under the tree.” When I was really young I never understood that but now watching this, the realization hit me like a brick wall. Why is a Mario game so sad.
Honestly the book in this game is just, pure art.
The peaceful music, the lovely atmosphere, and a wonderful story makes the library one of my favorite places in the game
i just realized what that meant and i was like holy shit
@@GenericUsername226 to think because of myamoto we almost wouldn'T heve gotten it
@@rowan8756 The girl's mother is dead and is buried under the tree
Interesting fun fact:
The initial plan for the prankster comets was supposed to be a hell of a lot darker. This is best explained in the case of the Speedster Comet, wherein the original idea was that the comet was on a collision course with the galaxy. Mario had (x) amount of time before it crashed into the galaxy, destroying it completely, but the Power Star was able to stop it. If Mario failed, we’d have been treated to a cutscene of the comet colliding with the galaxy and obliterating it, a la Majora’s Mask.
Miyamoto, not without good reason, figured this was a _liiiiiiitle_ too dark for a kid’s game.
What about the other comets?
And Majora's mask wasn't too dark for a kid's game, then again it did give me horrifying nightmares as a child
EXCUSE ME, this is not a "kid's game" this is a experience for all ages game! /s
@@dr.3998 Nintendo’s target demographic is kids to early teens, latest young adult
@@nut1629 Tell that to the Wii. Do you know how many grandma's got that?
"what's the point of having a military if they just run away in fear"
Honestly, I think Mario might be their entire military
To be fair, he is a murder machine that can survive in space, throw balls of fire, and jump his own height.
Mario is like Zeus. Extremely powerful, but just wants to spend his time tapping that ass.
I mean he can take down bowsers entire army
Toads are cowards who would not fistfight God for a sandwich
He’s fucking HARD carrying.
I thought I wasn't gonna cry at the story book, but that line got me
"She's sleeping under the tree on the hill!" RT MY HEART HURTS
The moment when you suddenly realize what that means
She dead, sleeping under the tree on the hill
Jay Lee, I didn't know that. That is incredibly sad. But that means rosalina is not normal, she lived like 2000years
That story hurts me every time I hear it
man the storybook always makes me tear up a bit. i feel soft
Mario death count
Black hole: 7
Crushing: 2
Poison: 3
Quick sand: 3
Dark matter: 1
Lava + fire: 4
Bullet bill: 1
The void: 12
Time: 1
99/100 coins: 1
Total: 35
Thanks
Mama mia those Mario's had luigis that's 35 luigis wondering where there brother is
i would have written "lava + fire" as "lava/fire"
Not including any that might not have made it into the cut.
The void'll do it to ya
‘’She is sleeping under the tree!’’
I DID NOT GET THAT AS A KID AND MY HEART SANK
I don't get it
@Eric Lee oh
@@aeatingpro1092 oh you poor soul
There's a certain word on that phrase that brings the truth to light, which is the word Under, think about it and youll get it
It hits like a flaming brick to the face
@@aeatingpro1092 her mother is dead and buried, hence sleeping and under
@@magmadude_ CRUEL
Imagine dying then seeing: "You can now play as Luigi"
That a DMC reference?
oh god no
"Scientists say they have found the last image the human brain sees before they die."
Finn de Lacy yes
Reincarnation be like
Can we just appreciate that bowser's spikes go back inside when he is sliding on the floor, to avoid scratching it ?
That flooring is expensive!
This also suggests that Bowser can retract any 'bone' that protrudes out his body. Claws, teeth, horns. Bowser is basically an upright nightfury
@@drawnwithlove3499 claws are basically fingernails/scales not bone, horns on reptiles are basically scales
He’s very polite
@@drawnwithlove3499 I'm pretty sure you can actually see them break off when he hits the ground, and regrows them when he gets back up. So basically he's a Namekian.
“Peach is just the moon itself”
Mario: my princess turned into the moon”
Bowser: that’s rough buddy.”
hi papyrus
Best comment
Underrated comment
i like that reference.
Peach is an illusion and so is death
*beats Nintendo game*
Nintendo: "im going to give you the highest honor i can bestow"
*you can now play as Luigi *
1:54:38
Funnily enough, that isn't even the halfway point of the game. Once you finish the game as the Luigi, you have to collect another 120 stars, except they are green and the game doesn't tell you where they are. You have to listen and look out for them and they are in hard to get to areas. The last one you collect is in the very beginning of the game (at Peach's Castle), and (if you are playing on the Wii) you get the special message thanking you for playing the game.
truly
@@rusticrage9543 this is the first time I've seen this explained and not just referenced to by someone and now I need to go back and 300% the game.
Why have you done this to me
I have essays due
You monster
@@rusticrage9543This isn’t true though, collecting all 120 stars a Luigi just unlocks a purple comet version of the opening toad town section for each bro, there are 3 green stars but they just unlock the trial galaxies. Galaxy 2 has 120 green stars but you only need to collect all 120 regular ones once since Luigi doesn’t get a separate playthrough.
9:54 The way Mario Galaxy renders fur on entities like bees is just overlaying the same flat image over itself a few times to make it look blurrier. On the Wii, this worked pretty well, however in high definition it just looks, as you said, out of focus.
isnt that called the shell technique? i think it was popularized first by shadow of the colossus, if i recall correctly
"I don't want to acknowledge Daisy as human, because that gives her rights."
-RTGame, 2020
Well daisy doesn't deaerve rights.
Just acknowledge her as a women then
@@erikakerboom2101 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SAY IT 😧😧
@@enbyfrogz6766 point still stands
@Axsoul CAMPBELL they were making a joke about how women don’t have rights
90% of the stream: laughter, funny jokes and random humor.
1:38:01-1:51:20 : pure sadness and tears.
Chapter 7, The telescope
I could fall asleep listening to this
Respect to Dan for not interrupting the story with commentary. It was lovely to experience that storybook with his narration
If you watch the storybook enough times, eventually you break into tears on the first page
Im crying sobbing
1:27:22 Fun Fact: That is literally what the Romans would do. Since the children were named after their father, if their dad was named Marcus Lucius and he had three sons, it would not be unusual for them to be named Marcus Lucius Primus (the first), Marcus Lucius Secundus (the second), and Marcus Lucius Tertius (the third). Literally numbering their children.
Forget Jr. and Sr., just number your kids
They would do this with daughters especially. Sons had a little more wiggle room, since they could just name a son “Quintus” if he was the 5th son. Daughters were just given the feminine version of their father’s name.
*ah, Thing Secundus...get Thing Tertius*
Which is also why Romans usually went by a Nickname.
Like Ceaser's adopted Son, was also called Gaius Julius Ceaser. But everyone called him Octavian because that would have been a bit confusing.
Thank y'all for the lore
"You earned one additional Mario!"
I am but a single Mario,
In and endless Mariocean
Nice
Mari-ocean
The fact that RT hasn't hearted this is a tragedy
Mariocean Man, take me by the hand.
@@asimplekoala6687 this comment already made me chuckle and then your comment just topped it off. Love silly stuff like this😂💀
that why he says "its-A-me"
because he is one of many
1 Mario in an endless Marioceaon
I didn't realise Mario and the ending of The Prestige were basically the same
"Mariocean" is dangerously close to a spanish slur for homosexual
@@homestuck_official when did homosexuality become a slur in places that speak spanish
@@skiethefolf8247 Most languages have slur for homosexuality because most places had homophobia idk what else to tell you
"gay"
That storybook reading by RT made me cry. Mainly because of the story but there's something about having it read to you that just makes it a little more special
RT should do audio books
1:38:03
Same. It's so different having something read aloud
same, and it would have been easy for him to just joke around with it, but I'm glad he knew it was a genuinely touching and well-made story, and decided not to
RT's voice is strangely very nice to listen to when reading the storybook, I also cried when watching.
We can thank Koizumi for going behind Miyamoto’s back and including the masterpiece that is Rosalina’s storybook
Yes, yes we can
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@Wolfgalaxy Source?
@@Dinoman972 Mario wiki, quoted from the nintendo power magazine. It's literally just one google search
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I've been hit by the nostalgia car harder than Kevin got hit by a regular car
My entire family was run over by a hype train
I am pleased to have been helpful.
Yeah the sound of the menu starting gave me shivers
oof. . . too soon.
@@Mr_Mimestamp oops sorry
Captain Toad: "I nominate... me!"
Padme: "So this is how democracy dies..."
The toads were commie all of them were the mushroom kingdom was the Soviet Union
"To thunderous toad voice."
"You are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy!"
"Your new galaxy?"
"Don't make me jump on you..."
"Bowser, my allegiance is to the Kingdom, to the monarchy!"
"If you're not with me... then you're my enemy."
"Only a Koopa deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
"You will try."
@@ob2kenobi388
it’s over bowser, I have the high planet
You underestimate my jump
Don’t try it
As a Texan myself I can confirm that planet is mild. The fire isn’t even blue
As a Nevadan I can also confirm.
As a filipino I agree
what do u mean, texas is cold as hell
@@RandomTomatoSoup i cant wear a blanket anymore
As a Californian. I think I know a thing or two about fire.
Hey RT, I very rarely ever make comments on UA-cam videos or anything I know this will probably get lost within to see if comments here. When I first started the stream I was just planning on having some background noise and whatnot but for some reason once you started reading the children's story I put my phone down when I started listening and for the first time in a long time I felt like a kid again( I'm 20 btw). My mom passed away last year in October very unexpectedly. How many you started reading it it made me think about she used to read books to me as a child. Your voice had the sincerity that my mother's used to have. At exactly an hour 47 minutes 25 seconds, I broke down into tears, you would never believe how much a super Mario game can mean to somebody, how some random twitch streamer / UA-camr, can make a 20-year-old man bawl his eyes out for good 20 minutes straight and never understand how much it touched him. Thank you so much for all that you do. But next time could you try to make me smile and not cry, lol, thank you again.
- Austin
Rest in peace, Austin's mother.
Bump
Pog
Hope you are doing okay, dude.
Yeah, that storytime got me too for precisely the same reason
"She's sleeping under the tree on the hill!" has the same, speaking-euphemistically-to-hurt-you-more energy as "He was given a tiny box."
whats that tiny box story from
@@frenchfryfortunecookie4163 Pokémon X and Y
@@malachiatkinson7245 Thank you
I'm guessing the euphemisms are because Mario and Pokemon are both kids' games and saying "they died" would bring up some awkward conversations with kids who are too young to understand death. Still, they definitely chose painful one. "She's sleeping under the tree on the hill" conjures up the image of a child who's too young to grasp anything about death except that the person isn't coming back. "He was given a tiny box" makes you face what it would be like to not just lose your loved one but have the closure of knowing they're truly and completely gone, or if you've already experienced it, reminds you of that experience vividly.
@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 And then Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers kicks in the door and hits you with tear jerkers like this as you straight up watch the Pokemon die: "Grovyle... Please tell me... My... my life... Did it shine...?"
“They keep doing hand bosses. Why don’t they do a guy who’s just feet?” RT is trying real hard to hide his foot fetish
No he’s not 😂
@@ahobbit1273 that's the joke
*Angy Megaleg noises*
6:18 don't worry, I'm pretty sure Mario is aware that he's in a video game at this rate, considering that by the end of credits, he says "Thank you so much for playing my game!"
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No, all of this is just a game to him. All of the death, all of the challenge, none of it means anything to a being like Mario.
"I-a cease to exist when you don't!"
It’s so satisfying when Rosalina is telling you how much stars you need for the final Bowser level and instantly after she says “We have enough energy to get to the center of the Universe”
ScoopyDoo that was literally me today. 😂
@@kianabrown2865 That was you one year ago!
@@morningbowl3156 that was you one year ago!
Game: "Wow you got all the stars? Would be a shame if someone *made you do it all again for the secret ending*"
It’s worth it because you’re Luigi
Did anyone else actually get all 121 stars as mario and luigi
@@cratermaker3842 I can't wait to relive my whole life as my sister to unlock heaven
@@FunniRatt2613 yes and it was worth it
“she’s sleeping beneath the tree!”
me: *intense sobbing*
Why?
@@bluedragonfly8139 cause its fucking sad?!?!
Pro speedrun strats here
NintendoBlackCrisis what’s this? A crossover
RT be like: I am speed
I knew you were a man of culture, but i didnt know you watched Rt
You mean hacks?
No, I'm pretty sure he's hacking
gosh, Rosalina's story gets me every time
I never beat Mario Galaxy, so I never got her full story, but Luma is enough to make me cry. I love that song so, so much.
Watching this was the first time I actually got to see it, and I've gotten such whiplash I can't help tearing up!
When I played the game I mostly ignored the story and vibes to the movie
I dreaded chapter 7 in every playthrough since i liked going through the storybook. Everytime it got to the part where she says her mom was buried under the tree, it broke my heart.
Best character in the Mario universe, but only this game's version of her.
Second to Luigi, of course. Very close second.
When a powerup is so bad the player learns how to do speedrun strats to avoid it.
"Rosalina; best character... outside of Luigi" *smashes subscribe button*
Thayet Desshâi you weren’t already subscribed? You’re not invited to my birthday party
My favorite characters in this series are all forms of Luigi, rosalina, and every toad
(By this series I meant all of the Mario games)
I ship it.
Rosalina is way better than daisy,tbh even the bowser jr's are better than daisy.
@@nicolaszenho the goombas are better characters than yellow peach for sure
When RT read the storybook I actually started sobbing. Something about my favorite UA-camr playing my favorite childhood game already tugs at my heart, but also hearing him read the story just destroyed me. Thank you RT for just being such a wonderful person
*Me hearing Gusty Garden Galaxys theme for the first time in 6 years:* "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you"
2y ago this video gave me Mario nostalgia via one song, now the mario movie credits have brought me back just for gusty garden
hearing dan read the story made me realise how much i want him to read me a bedtime story every night
rtgame bedtime stories live reading stream. i'd watch it.
RTStory
The storybook in this game always ment a lot to me when I first played galaxy. I'm really happy that Dan read it to stream.
he is a English major
Watch the stream of him playing that game I can't remember the name of
The storybook makes me cry every damn time, and this time was no different
ah a fellow homestuck
you just got star bits in your eyes ;-;
Cruxin Indeed!
"She's sleeping under the tree on the hill" I remember now why I tried to block that from my memory. Goddammit it makes me cry every time
“Technically he wasn’t born so that makes it ok.”
- RTGame 2020
I support this.
Didn't expect RT to dive in on an issue such as abortion so readily.
Mario is simply a proponent of incredibly late term abortion
Fetus deletus
Post birth abortion
Mario everytime he see a baby:
" *DESTROY THE CHILD* "
Plot twist, that's why Peach won't let him get any farther than cake
You are about to destroy Child. Are you sure?
@@leightondell YES
What?
Child Destruction 100
"You are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy!"
"Your new galaxy?"
"Don't make me jump on you..."
"Bowser, my allegiance is to the Kingdom, to the monarchy!"
"If you're not with me... then you're my enemy."
"Only a Koopa deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
"You will try."
Yay, Lore!
Bowser does get thrown in lava a whole lot
Username checks out.
“It’s over Bowser, I have the high ground!”
Mario: the princess I tried to save is actually the moon...
Bowser: that's rough buddy
Lol
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Jatomeer There is no war in the Mushroom Kingdom.
* chokes *
Mario is the reason we can’t find life on other planets
So that's why they call the planet that might have had life Mars.
He's spared our planet.. for now
Mario is the Great Filter from the Fermi Paradox.
Hearing RT's voice for Rosalina's story has got to be one of the most wholesomest things. Honestly RT has a great voice I would very much like to watch a steam in the future that's just him reading, his voice is so soft and soothing I could easily listen to it for hours on end to relax with.
4.5 children murdered, countless allies left for dead, every Luma encountered force-fed into explosion, multiple planets destroyed. As divined by our lord and savior Brian David Gilbert, Mario is a war criminal.
Wasn't it 4.5?
that seems bout right.
I'm pretty sure "multiple planets destroyed" is beyond a war crime...
Literally Mario can build his own universe. He’s got suns, stars and moons he’s only missing planets
He is going to build his own planets he will be the ruler of the universe
If Super Mario Maker is any indication, he already has. Twice.
He already has his own planet....starship thing from Galaxy 2
How tf do you have a moon with no planets
hol up
I will always appreciate RT's narration voice. Being so calm and genuine, treating the cutscenes as seriously as they present themselves. It made the storybook hit that much harder, with a calm voice narrating a tragic story.
where boys cry: tony stark death
where men cry: rosalina backstory
Nah nah nah.
Where real men cried: the whole soundtrack.
Where ultra mega emotional femboys cry: no toad voice when RT gets disappointed when toad no say “what’s the BUZZ about the bee suit?”
Edit: UA-cam autocorrected where to white, so I corrected that
I want to let you guys to know that it’s ok to cry.
@@missingindy agreed
it's really refreshing to see one of these memes that aren't putting down girls for once !! thank u
I remember trying to play this game as a kid with my brother and failing at the fuckin bunny quest and it infuriates me to this day
I swear it was bugged in my game
Same
Tbf it WAS an incredibly annoying quest
I had to get my dad to beat peaty piranha, i couldnt comprehend that if i walk around the planet id be behind him
@@faldostick123 that's very cute
When I was younger I always thought the Black luma inside each of the areas of the Observatory was named Terrace because the luma outside of the terrace would say “The Terrace was inside”
i started crying when i saw the story book in high definition :,) this game was my whole childhood and being able to see it with a bit more pixels made my heart melt lol.
Yoshi's homeless because he refused to pay his taxes and the IRS seized all his assets.
What does your profile pic have to say?
@@siccbastard4580 It's just Stalin blushing. Why you got a fucking problem with stalin looking cute?
Tom Nook was not satisfied by Yoshi's bells
Stalin doesn’t believe in taxes
Gee, haven't heard that one before.
The plot twist of the century: RT making jokes about streaming his wedding and divorce the day after making jokes about streaming during his child’s birth, only for his partner to say that she’ll give birth on stream.
“100 bits equals one push”.
Jesus
RT has a kid??
@@Lance-we2ud na, making a joke the absurdity of that tho
"She's sleeping under the tree under the hill!" *tugs on collar, sweating* uh oh.
Laughed way too hard at the red shell targeting Toad out of nowhere
It was a Mario kart red shell
He is the enemy
*Target Aquired*
I think it's hilarious that Luigi thinks he has to make up for being kidnapped like "Oh gee, sorry for the inconvenience but I just got abducted"
Even all these years later, that storybook still hits like a brick to the heart.
Jesus, Nintendo.
You know a game is extremely good when the highlights are as long as a short livestream.
One of these days someone will say in stream chat "I'm attending a funeral rn poggers"
hated grandma anyway lmao
Damn this joke was so funny i got out of my depression
Pretty sure someone said something similar like that in a Jack Manifold stream.
As a spirit, Real.
Why give Mario the power to travel through space, when he can go back in time and snap Bowser's little baby neck?
You see... If Mario kills baby bowser before baby bowser does anything evil... Then to everyone else Mario is just a baby murderer lmao
He needs to do both. And he did. But Baby Bowser resurrects at least once.
Aren’t they frenemies though
RED Engineer 😳
oh there's alot more than 2 replies youtube
The Bouldergeist terrified me as a kid. He was so intimidating, and still is to this day. And I felt bad for killing the Dino Piranha as a kid. But this is definitely my favorite 3D Mario game.
I actually really liked him, even after the nightmare that was the 1-hit battle.
I recently made him the entrance to my nether portal on my brother's Minecraft realm. The hands sucked to make.
King fin was the one that scared me as a kid...
I remember that galaxy being really easy but fun. What traumatized me is the trash-exploding mini-games that I still cannot get the hang of years later.
My older sister called him Benjamin as a kid since we didnt know his name. So whenever I fight him I get nostalgic feelings.
In galaxy 2 there is comet that makes you speedrun 5 bosses from Mario galaxy 1 in 5 minutes. In that speedrun boldergiest is a bitch to kill fast. Ideally you kill the first 3 in 2 min but you need to allocate 2 to 3 min to fight him because if his bullshit patterns made to prolong the fight. That star took me more than 20+ tries that took about 4 min each. By far the hardest star in MG2 . But besides that he is okay I guess...
RT: I need more starbits
Also RT: *doesn’t collect a single starbit on one of the best grind levels*
I love how it is never explained how Bowser got an UFO and easy access to space.
Miyamoto gave them to him because he canonically exists in the Mario universe
It’s because he found the truth that was out there
I mean, it’s OBVIOUSLY because he when has milk.
Probably stole it from Smithy
It’s because he outpizzad the hut
Every time RT does a Toad impression a meteor inches closer to striking the Earth
Please just hit the earth already.
You are technically correct
Good
An impression so bad for the ears that even meteors can't tolerate it
...like out of spite or something?
Ever wonder how Bowser was able to bring his airship into space to begin with. But then again he did create an entire sun so I wouldn't question it
I mean we saw him bring a whole castle into space!
Easy. They are ships, they float. If they are called AIR ships, then that float on air, therefore, he just let the ship float, and it went up until it was on the surface of the air.
Bowser: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!”
Mario: _”Your new empire?”_
"Yeah, I had to put in a lot of work *_after you killed the previous one."_*
Glad to see someone else was thinking it
Bowser: "Don't make me kill you"
This game has the best music in the entire franchise, full stop. Super Mario Odyssey has some bangers, but this games entire soundtrack is one continuous banger.
Theory:
RTgame is secretly a speed runner in Super Mario Galaxy because he pulls off some very good strategies whilst being very casual and makes it sound like he has never done it before
I remember, the first time I played Galaxy, it crashed after the first level. I convinced myself that it was because I didn't use a Wii remote jacket, since I played through it again with the jacket and it didn't crash.
RT did in a weekend what Alpharad couldn’t do in over a year
Edit: I know people don’t like this, but I’ve NEVER gotten 1k likes before. Thanks
Underrated comment
Thanks for sharing!
Grr
Did he play like an hour every few weeks or something
Seita Tsutsumi every few months
34:47
I looked at the screen from the corner of my eye and read “Welcome to the Gulag” and got very scared
Where boys cry: Avengers: Endgame
Where men cry: Rosalina's Storybook
I didn’t cry
I haven’t gotten there yet
Where boys cry: *Avengers Endgame*
Where men cry: *Chapter 7 - The Telescope*
Now I’m nervous. How do I get to that point?
Every single time I hear Rosalina's storybook, it's because I walked in there on accident and had to sit through it.
How do I get there?
An Italian tries to save his girlfriend who doesn’t really like him from a big turtle who took the Italians girlfriend to space so the Italian goes around all of space without suffocating and ending innocent lives of the weak- The Game
More or less
Pretty much
Is Mario in-universe Italian? Is Italy real in the Mario universe?
Sam Keiser I have no idea
Simp-er Mario Galaxy
I love how it goes from sweet, calm bedtime with RT to intense purple coin comet speedrunning while RT stresses before literally murdering King Bowser again
"Why don't they do a boss that's just feet?"
The boss in Luigi's Mansion 2 in the last mansion just before the final boss is a giant knight armor. It stomps on you and you have to bait it to the rugs then pull the rugs from under it's feet
Bro I just replayed that game it was so much fun
Sucks that it’s so hated huh (i like it myself)
There is a game that's called no straight roads and there is a boss called eVe and 90% of the boss fight is just *LEG*
So... Megaleg?
And binding of isaac mom
Mario Galaxy 3 Plot: To save the universe you need to beat Bowser in a game of tennis and assemble the luma infinity gaunlet
And stop Waluigi from snapping half of all life from existence.
@@thaias9654 wah has bowser as a slave?
Josh Ingram possibly
Wasn't that the plot of Mario tennis aces?
@@Hajilex No, it is the plot to Mario galaxy 3. Obviously........
"Imagine eating so much food that you get your own grabitational orbit"
> Dan later went on to eat an entire room of Doughnuts in Stream Life Simulator
Silly Daniel, Mario can't breathe underwater because the water is in the way!
They can breathe underwater in 2D so why not 3D
@@noone6991 Simple, in 2-D, water can't go into the lungs due to them not being bags, but effectively meat paper.
@@jonlow_snow3039
This makes sense.
Thanks kind stranger
Jonlow_ Snow I- wh- _what_
But obviously he can breathe in space because there his no water
At this point we should just have RTGame: The Movie
RTMovie: The Game
The RT: MovieGame
MovieGame: RT
RTGame: The Movie: The Game: The Comics
RTGame: The Movie: The Game: The Comics: The Novelisation
There's something incredibly blursed about hearing Toad rant about entropy and the inevitable heat death of the universe.
Despite the timed levels and the toad voices, the combination of the music of this game and RT's lovely voice mean this video entirely soothes my anxiety, I've been using this video to help me get to sleep the past few nights, thank you Dan, I love your videos 💕
(Side note; I don't mean the video is boring, I need to have something playing as I go to sleep due to external noise keeping me up)
I completely get what you mean. I have a hard time sleeping in silence bc I've lived in communal housing for so long at uni; it's never actually silent unless something's wrong, like how quiet it was when the pandemic first started bc a bunch of ppl in the building left suddenly. I pretty much always have to sleep to something in the background, and RT's one of my absolute favorite go-to's bc something about him has always just been really calming to me; definitely one of my comfort streamers. I love popping on either a playlist of my favorite vids he's done or a long vod and just drifting off to the sound of his voice. I've been using the Trackmania spaghetti vod the past week or so. I think the only vids he's done that I can't use to sleep are the ones like Hitman and the fireworks lag simulator, bc those make me have nightmares that I'm in a shooting bc of the gunshots/gunshot-like noises. Other than that, I can use pretty much any of his vids; he makes me feel safe enough to fall asleep.
RT:
Chat: "Looks like he's cheating again boys"
Listening to RT read was relaxing and made me feel like my child self again, something I rarely feel well with, but this was beautiful. Dan, if you ever somehow see this, thank you, you’ve made me feel happy once again, even if its for a short time, it made me happy, thank you
That story with the little girl, at chapter 7 actually made me shed a tear once ;-;
Poor girl just wanted to see her family so bad
Who else remembers playing this game for the first time and just being in pure joy it gave such a unique feeling I think Jacob Gellers video described it perfectly
Meanwhile people like me exist who have only ever enjoyed one Mario game (Odyssey) and has yet to play Galaxy/Galaxy 2 because I'm worried about hating this one too.
@@michaelandrews117 Why are you worried about hating it?
@Nugget Loves All Unpopular opinion, but I distinctly remember laying it down and never playing it again. Mario 64 though, that's *the* Mario game.
@@thomasw7908 Because Odyssey is basically the only Mario game I've enjoyed.
And I go into *every* Mario gaming wanting to love it.
And Galaxy has a reputation as being one of the best (if not *the* best).
I'm worried that I just won't like it.
And that's a shame.
@@michaelandrews117 theres no pressure to like or not, if you put that kind of pressure on yourself you'll say you like it but deep down won't like it, please take my advice and when you start the game dont let anything put pressure on you to enjoy it because well it's a game and we all have preferences sorry for this being quite long
1:27:40 So, funny story. two of my friends _technically_ got married over a twitch chat/stream. They were playing minecraft, built an entire like, double row with chairs and everything, and had it streamed. One of our other friends was already ordained, so they were the one who sent the two the vows over discord, and was the one to actually marry them.
Looking back on this, I'm realizing how much of a trip that actually was, my god.
"Peach is just a moon it self"
*i hate it when my girlfriend turns into the moon*
That's rough, buddy
That's rough, buddy
@@joengray-mmd-399 r/beatmetoit
That’s buddy, rough
@@bagpipegaming ew, a redditor.
Shadow Mario is just the souls of the dead Mario’s trying to prove that they are the best original Mario
But what about shadow luigi?
"Peach is just the moon itself."
That's rough, buddy.
RT, its really going too far. You're just extending the length so it's over 10 minutes smh
UA-camrs literally do *anything* for money. Smh
Ikr SMh
Can't believe these youtubers would be so shameless
Eight minutes, now.
Disgusting
48:23
Bowser: "invite luigi i have not seen him in a while"
RT: "yeah me neither"
48:17 It's my Headcanon, that Bowser is actually the Dungeon Master, and mario and friends are just Doing some VERY advanced LARPing. They found the 1-up mushrooms, and so they decided to have some fun games. There's a secret stash of them for if mario "Runs Out" so he'll never actually die. Bowser fills the worlds with traps, puzzles, powerups and enemies, and sure, he plays the big bad boss at the end, gives mario a run for his money, but it's all just fun and games in my opinion, just like the gokart races and the tennis tournaments. It's a wholesome twist on the series that I think makes sense.
"Queen bee, you cant just resort to murder!"
Rts entire channel: 👁👄👁
Plot hole: Exists
Rt: he’s a plumber tho
RT reading a bedtime story is the best thing ever
"Its all a classic?"
*"Always has been."*
RT: this cutscene is pre-rendered”
Me, who watched the vine sauce edited version of that cutscene: “well actually, I’ve got some bad news...”
wait, what?
It is though?
The Repainted one is just a different video. They rendered a new one
Laughing Vine-Bowser was the highlight though.
Alternate title: Toad slowly turning into Marge over the course of 2 hours
Fun fact, all of those toads in the summit level are actually suffering from Hypothermia and will likely die.
The idea is that if you fall asleep with hypothermia you will never wake up
Cold water is the leading cause of hypothermia
They are all in the midst of dying in space