I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.
@@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.
They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.
also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏
This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤
Imagine if Dream was in a church: “According to God’s statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually going to heaven. So if you ending up liking this church mass, consider getting Twitch Prime. It’s free and you can always change your mind.”
Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.
Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter
how dream laughs: 1. the chuckle 2.the cant't stop himself 3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes how tommy laughs: laughs like he's high on drugs
I really hope that statistic of 50% doesn’t go down. Edit (3 Months Later): I honestly thought that this comment would go unnoticed. To everyone who actually looks through comment sections I have to say thank you, this really made my day.
God asks two people "DO U HAVE TWITCH PRIME" One says no The other says yes God sends the sinner to the nether and the cleansed to heaven (POG CHAMP 4:69)
Friend: What’s your religion? Me: It’s complicated Edit: For everyone replying with “church prime” or something similar let me explain. Right now we are on the *internet* a place where introverted people come to hide from the real world. Introverts don’t really like social interaction (it’s kinda their thing). I am also an introvert hence me being on the internet. I will *never* go up to my less nerdy friends and say that I believe in “church prime”. Can you comprehend how cringe and awkward that sounds?? No thanks.
KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.
Alyssa Padua Whenever you don’t win something or you fail at something, you lose or “take a loss” or “take an L”. It’s usually in reference to losing a game but now people use it as a joke for everyday things people fail at. If you make a mistake or do something silly, someone might say “L” saying you lost or are a loser.
@@amorous_lucifer a lot of teenagers want extra money and have jobs to get more money and we think it’s cool how he doesn’t use UA-cam for money he does it for fun.
I love that he's one if those rare people who genuinely enjoys what he's doing, and if he didn't, he wouldn't do it. You can tell that he doesn't make content for money or even just for content's sake. A lot of people just do what gets them views and pretend to enjoy it, but Tommy would probably be doing the same things whether people watched him or not. He's just having a good time. I think that's the case for most of the Dream SMP people. Even little things like how they have to ask around if anyone's streaming just kinda shows that they act the same either way. It's refreshing and makes their content that much better if you ask me.
@@MarcusSequinhamJr its not just a block game i will get my fishing rod and water bucket and bow and i will 360 mlg you 500 blocks far while jumpinh 50 blocks high
@Ikerrad u didn't knew and also he is not the son of god he says "god is the lord and the lord is in me" i might quote wrong but its something like that so he is god accorded to him self he was on earth to send his message and to the next gens
Everyone: "Dream sounded so sad on stream today :(" Dream: "I AM JESUS, GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT" Edit: sorry that i got the dates wrong, jokes still funny though, also thanks for 2k likes!!!!! edit: wtf where are all the likes coming from am i like a comiedian now
All the quotes: “My Minecraft is having issues.” ~ Dream “My internet is having issues." ~ Tubbo *“My life is having issues.”* ~ TommyInnit “Surely this is offensive to someone.” ~ TommyInnit “Jesus stans are fuming right now” ~ (cant remember crap) “Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.” ~ Dream "Killed a women. Feeling good" ~ TommyInnit "Oh my Dream," ~ TommyInnit, Tubbo, & Quackity “According to God statistics only 50% of people are going to heaven” ~ Dream “ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT?!” ~ Dream "I'm quite clearly *innit* for the ladies" ~ TommyInnit "Father, please forgive me. I have sinned." *"L"* ~ Dream
"Father forgive me i have sinned" "L" I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT I LITERALLY HAVE A STOMACHACHE NOW LMFAOOOO Edit: I'm good now the stomachache only lasted few minutes
(2024 july) came back to watch this video cuz im sad and it was one of my favorites, but damn. it’s been almost 4 years? time sure flies. technos 2nd ‘anniversary’ was a few days ago, can’t believe how quickly the years have passed- I miss the discduo dynamic(they were my favorite duo), I miss the smp, it’s really such a shame to see everything go. But hats off to the memories we’ve made along the way. o7
Everyone: Dream must be so sad after the duel
Dream: I am both God and the holy spi-
God complex is still a thing, you know.
@@seivenk9453 He Is just kidding around bro-
@@mikados0173 I know.
it’s a copping mechanism 😌✋
that was before the duel idiot
"ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?!"
"MOTHERINNIT!!!!"
Wheeze
LOL I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 8:45
666 likes-
no
@@ITZ_GH0ST 957
Twitch Prime: *exists*
Dream: «We could make a religion out of this»
Lol
will burtz.
Is that from oversimplified
@@rdtyphon6684 No, from will burtz!
Im adking from the guy that said it not u
I love how Tommy goes from hesitant about offending anyone to just completely going along with it
LMFAO 😭😭🙏🙏💀💀
TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream and Tubbo: *wheezing and laughing*
Tommy: *panicked, knowing full well the terrors of cancel culture*
I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.
@@krabsisdaddy447 if he doesnt change we the fans will back him up
@@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.
Peyton Hall I would gladly spend hours fighting 14 year olds on twitter for tommy. anything for tomathy.
They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.
"Dream is a pyschopath"
"Mission kill dream"
"The strike agaisnt dream"
*"Dream is jesus"*
@KMFDM then why are you here?💀😂
Its passover night all over again but *reversed*
》Midnight Fox《 i dont think this is ok...
Maggie Quiroz hes a bot
yes
Alternate Title: A child actually has fun instead of causing multi-faction wars
Haha yeah that's right
Lol
I was thinking the exact same thing 🤣
This is the best tommy
Thats very rare
I honestly miss this era so much😭 where everyone could js be carefree and laugh
This is one of my favorite bits to ever happen on the server I miss this era sooo much :((
@@CardCatCardboardsame, this video was what got me into the smp fandom :(
Yeah... Now every little thing is offensive to people🥲
“My Minecraft if having issues”
“My internet is having issues”
“My life is having issues tubbo”
Thats a mood.
Sentence of ✨Depression✨
Reality being like:
Story of my life
AND YOU CAN FIX THAT BY GENERATING FREE MONEY
Dream in canon: *A narcissistic psychopath*
Dream in general: *Funni*
Yes
Canon Dream is the whole dark triad himself l
Dream in general general: Jesus
canon dream: *power.*
normie dream: comedy 100
i like canon dream.
Imagine going to church this Sunday and writing on the pray card “I’m switching to the prime church religion wish me luck...pogchamp”
Raccoons Toons I’m dying please help XD, why was this so funny
Well im going to sub to your yt now
420th like
well i wasnt i had to refresh I'm actually 423
Never herd of a pray card
as a christian, this is hilarious
Yooo first guy to reply to a verified guy
I am Christian to
I’m confused how a verified guy with over a million subs, has 27 likes on this lmao.
real
Same
Alternate title:
"18 minutes of Tommy and Dream blaspheming and creating a sub cult."
They have created a cult! XD
Its not blasphemy or irreverence if God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit himself are in the call
Physma lmao
*17:59
@@Physma haha 😐
Dream sounds like mrbeast talking about honey! "ITS FREE MONEY"
Bahahahaha that what I was thinking
L.M.A.O
Mr beast rubbed off on dream
GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
ua-cam.com/video/9IQ7zgms20M/v-deo.html TAHTD YHE LINK
@@jamezyeu4015 No its clearly not, and i clicked it so you dont have too, its one notjamezy's fortnite videos -_-
“Father forgive me for I have sinned”
“Speak to me child”
“I did a weed”
“L”
Yes
God: pog
i d i d a w e e d
STOP I HATE THIS COMMENT
IM CACKLING KCMJRJDD
8:46
Dream: ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT!
Got me WHEEEEEEZEEEE
I couldnt help myself at that point 🤣
reminder!!
TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ThatGirlAurora?
i edited this message so now no one knows what was the original one
1 stack of likes :D
“Any primers?”
I don't have twitch prime (So I guess I'm going to hell )
@@thesesmigmas *We are going to hell
@@night_fury1164 2 we's
“My Minecraft’s having, like, issues.”
“My internet’s having issues.”
*”My life’s having issues Tubbo.”*
Mood
But we can fix that by giving him FREE MONEY
@@hypershock0762 TWITCH PRIME
*Tubbo not today
Tommy actually said his life was having issues
@@skepticalspence2240 no Twitch Pr-
"so youre god *and* jesus?" "yes. and the holy spirit"
its the unholy trinity
PFFFT
@• an elysian wayfarer • AMEN
You have to be part of the 50% of people who are subscribed i mean who are going to heaven
Nooo, the unholy trinity is Megan Shubble and Mika
it's the holy trinity
Anyone else watching in 2024 and missing this era and disc duo so much?
mee
Yeah
Meeee
Me
Well this is my first time watching this series
Tommy: "I'm in it for the women."
Also Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good."
(he's INNIT for the women ;))
He's in it to kill women
LMFAO
nice pfp
Y E S
Hes init
9:14 "According to God's statistics, only 50% of you are going to Heaven." -Dream 2020
Dream isn't one of them
Dream 56:72
Yellow unsubscribed
What do u guys mean
also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏
Imagine Dream is running as President without revealing his face
I want that to happen so bad😅
He’d probably still win Trump 2020
@@park_wil ikr sameeee
@@immortalspartan4421 ew
are u the dude that plays chall adn wirtes bruh meme
Rare footage of Dream being friends with Tommy and ACTUALLY having a good time with him.
Edit: POG should stand for “Primes Of God”.
Omg it totally should lmaoooo
“ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT” -Dream 2020
😂
My favorite quote from him
lol
😂 😂 😂 😂
Time stamp for that lazy people 8:44
“we had a war.”
a few vids later
“we made a religion.”
next video
"we had a religious war"
These comments are underrated 🤣😭😭
Next week:
We had ultimate survival war
@@kumipallo617 Let this be the beginning of the Dream SMP crusades. Where they will all dawn crusader armor, and fight to retake the holy land.
Just like the Philippines and the Spanish.
“Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.”
-Dream
Edit: thank you so much for all the likes omg-
Yup he maybe a god at Minecraft but he's not Jesus
Dream Stans be like: I will pretend that I didn't see that
-Jesus
Bruh spoilers
“disclaimer i’m not dream”
-jesus
This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤
This was also the first video I ever watched
L
❤
Imagine being Tommy’s mom and Just hearing a 21 year old man yell ARE YOU IN THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT
Tommy is 16
@@te4458 dream was the one that screamed that and he is 21
PeasantTeagan dreams 21
MOTHERINNIT
I wanted George to be in the religion lol
Imagine if Dream was in a church:
“According to God’s statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually going to heaven. So if you ending up liking this church mass, consider getting Twitch Prime. It’s free and you can always change your mind.”
Its free and its a guarentee to tier 3 heaven*
Didn't they say that on stream
Darksaber DC LOL
No emojis Pogchamp
Darksaber DC its called indulgences.
"We could make a religion out of this"
-Bill Wurtz, _history of the entire world, i guess_
exactly
Lol
GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
ua-cam.com/video/9IQ7zgms20M/v-deo.html TAHTD YHE LINK
OMG IM JOT THE ONLY ONE WJO WATCHES BILL WURTZ
@@jamezyeu4015 stop spams
the fact that dream's armor glows purple makes him being the god of twitch primes so much funnier
tommy’s mum interrupting the stream to give him his clean laundry really made my day
Ok
In what part of the video
@@gr1fix around 0:00 and 18:00
It was his father
@@melissaumbaugh3045 that’s so descriptive
Dream: "have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same room"
*no one has ever seen you in the call or stream dream*
Exactly. Looking at god will destroy your mind. As you will know the. ANSWER. He has protected us all along.
dude i laughed when the next line was "has anyone been in the same room with jesus?"
BECAUSE HES JESUS
I would like... but its at 404
ghostbur: gets sent to limbo in wilbur's place with tears burning his face
wilbur: " L "
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Ur mom
To soon man😢😢
You did not- 😭👆
Quackity: PRAY TO THE LORD!
Tommy: THE LORD!
Dream: Disclaimer: I am not Jesus
Tubbo: what?
Tommy: You’re the ensemble.
Tubbo: yayyyyy
Also Tubbo: whats an ensemble?
What is an ensemble?
What’s and ensemble
My grammer lol
@Nick does Quad drumming so ppl that come to your door on Christmas and sing a song
600
*This video takes the term “Christian Minecraft Server” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL*
Instead of christian Minecraft sever a pog minecraft sever
people of god's minecraft server
meckam yes
Dream SMP is renamed the Dreamstian Minecraft Server.
LMAO YES
dream: is rich af, knows how to get money
also dream: homeless florida man traumatizes two children and breakes their music disks
LMAOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOO
DVD DISKS-
BAHAHAHAHHA
Almost pissed myself 🤣
this will forever be my favorite tommyinnit video it never gets old
fr
Same here
"Now you may sign the divorce papers"
*the divorce papers*
"F"
F's in the chat
F
F
L
L
This is basically therapy when canon just fucks all of us up
enjoy 69 likes
Or life screws us up. Like now 🤠
nah trust me this is canon
Excuse me this is a kids app
@@FootballEditzGoat544 Excuse me get youtube kids
Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.
retaliate by pulling out a picture of dream dying to technoblade in the duel and say "this u?"
@@Apollo52_ that's what I was thinking haha
It’s nearly two am and I’m having the hardest time not wheezing and waking up the entire house at this comment.
Memento Mori
@@selinkosebay2555 Unus annus
Revisiting this video after 3 years is so nostalgic! Love ya Toms!
Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter
Yep pretty much
Dont forget pog
lmao
😂yes
Pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog
why does dream have like a special voice when saying “disclaimer, i am not jesus....” it sounds like the “in this video we coded it so that...”
I literally read this at the exact same point he said it
What time stamp?
7:50
@@amystokes765 Ok, thanks
retail voice
how dream laughs:
1. the chuckle
2.the cant't stop himself
3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes
how tommy laughs:
laughs like he's high on drugs
Welcome to UA-cam theory where we record and anylize every youtuber
B A H H A H A
Trueee
no he laughs like all of his friends are making fun of him and hes doing the sarcastic laugh that quickly follows by a blank stare
@@maxbaysinger4182 ok fine maybe that's a bit more acurate lol
18 minutes of pure comedy with our favorite UA-camr - it‘s perfect!
18 minutes of your favourite youtuber being offensive
@@Cobra2753cry about it
I really hope that statistic of 50% doesn’t go down.
Edit (3 Months Later): I honestly thought that this comment would go unnoticed. To everyone who actually looks through comment sections I have to say thank you, this really made my day.
i do i would have more friends in the afterlife then
After that stream
0%
God asks two people "DO U HAVE TWITCH PRIME"
One says no
The other says yes
God sends the sinner to the nether and the cleansed to heaven
(POG CHAMP 4:69)
Dream left the game
Dream: “my Minecraft is having issues”
Tubbo: “my internet is having issues”
Tommy: “my life is having issues”
2:36 - 2:41
Oof-
Yep that's what they said...
BUT JUST USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO CURE WORLD DEPRESSION
Tommy: "My life is having issues" - That's legit me now that I can't do my exams because they've been cancelled due to COVID...! 😢😢😢
Alternate title: 3 minecraft streamers discuss modern impressions of religion and faith in a deity.
Yes
a shorter title:dream is prime
HEY
4*
I miss this so much lmao it was iconic
Dream is Jesus and God
Techno blade the atheist: I don't have such weaknesses
It's all part of his master plan. He's *above God himself.*
L
POG
Blood God?!
Blood for the Blood god
Friend: What’s your religion?
Me: It’s complicated
Edit: For everyone replying with “church prime” or something similar let me explain. Right now we are on the *internet* a place where introverted people come to hide from the real world. Introverts don’t really like social interaction (it’s kinda their thing). I am also an introvert hence me being on the internet. I will *never* go up to my less nerdy friends and say that I believe in “church prime”. Can you comprehend how cringe and awkward that sounds?? No thanks.
Can't wait to explain it when I see 'em again..
Not really
I'm in dreams one
Vinz Calaguas Well yeah, my friends don’t know about dream and having to explain everything would take too long
//Strawberry Tea\\ church prime
Im now a mix of Christianity and Church Prime XD
I love how Tommy is the only one worried about controversy
and tubbo
Yeah and tubbo.....
I was hella concerned too cause I don't want them to get cancelled
@@wolfidessdragondol yeah but people choose their religion and stuff so it’s not rlly cancellable imo
@@oakleyforestvods4439 Twitter will prove you wrong
Now knowing dreams face makes it so much funnier. Because I am trying to figure what he is looking like right now.
“My internet is having issues”
Tommy- “my life is having issues”.
Wut
mood
Huh
pog
And that kids is why you you use twitch prime
Dream: makes this religion as a joke
His viewers: *hey, we can make a religion out of this*
No don't
YES DO
@@tabes5933 I don’t think u got the reference
@@chrisbutwithaq685 How about i do anyway?
@@beckaigu1610 Wilbur visited a dream cult so I guess they changed there mind a bit
hearing dream yell “MOTHERINNIT” is the best thing ever
@KMFDM LOL COMMENTS HAS MORE LIKE THAN THE VID
@KMFDM then why are you watching a minecraft video?
@KMFDM then why commenting on a minecraft video
KMFDM You are a little baby.
*lIkE mY CoMmEnT tO aGrEe*
KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.
Knowing his face now made this 10 times better bro 😂
Facts
i nearly died of laughter when dream said "MOTHERINNIT ARE YOU PART OF OUR RELIGON?!"
that is such an underrated quote
@@equinoxxed_7502 eh more overrated than underrated
@@dollophead926 to each their own, i love that part
Exactly the same🤣🤣🤣
😭😭✋✋💀💀💀💀💀💀
The most out of context sentence ever:
“DISCLAIMER: I am not Jesus.”
Lol
7:54
@Spider - Comix he’s a child. and a kid.
Spoiler!
I think the weirdest one without context Is at the end when they say "oh my dream" several times
This is the funniest thing I've ever watched 💀
"forgive me I've sinned"
"L"
AHAHAHHAHA
@@GenericGamer Bot?
What's the meaning of "L"?
Alyssa Padua Whenever you don’t win something or you fail at something, you lose or “take a loss” or “take an L”. It’s usually in reference to losing a game but now people use it as a joke for everyday things people fail at. If you make a mistake or do something silly, someone might say “L” saying you lost or are a loser.
What’s “L” ?
i still love this video to this day
You're not alone my friend this is my comfort video
" What`s your religion? "
" Twitch Prime "
Church Prime*
LMAOOOOOO
Dream: "you're at a wedding and the receptionist like: 'any primers?' "
Tubbo : " 'tier 2's will be seated to the back' "
Dang I read this exactly as he was saying it
"Tier 3's watching from the top"
@@thatoneunknownusername7754 XD
and what about tier 1's??
@@geertentinnekemertens-bell7665on the floor
Dream: "Father forgive me I have sinned."
Father: "L in your chat"
L
@@maha3684 Oh I typed it wrong 😂
L
L
L
This is literaly my comfort video
“my minecrafts having issues”
“my internet is having issues”
‘well my *life is having issues Tubbo* ‘
now THAT IS A MOOD IF I EVER DID SEE ONE
Tubbo
Dream
Tommy
Time stamp?
dude you stole my name 👁️👄👁️
But we can fix that by GENERATING FREE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "SUBSCRIBE" AND THEN IT'LL SAY "TWITCH PRIME"
Generic Gamer dude stop I keep seeing you everywhere in Tommy’s video comments just stop
U can tell Tommy really doesnt care. He literally swears the whole time and there's no ads on his videos. I'm glad UA-camrs like this exist.
@@amorous_lucifer a lot of teenagers want extra money and have jobs to get more money and we think it’s cool how he doesn’t use UA-cam for money he does it for fun.
He's already loaded from twitch do u see his twitch subs???
I love that he's one if those rare people who genuinely enjoys what he's doing, and if he didn't, he wouldn't do it. You can tell that he doesn't make content for money or even just for content's sake. A lot of people just do what gets them views and pretend to enjoy it, but Tommy would probably be doing the same things whether people watched him or not. He's just having a good time. I think that's the case for most of the Dream SMP people. Even little things like how they have to ask around if anyone's streaming just kinda shows that they act the same either way. It's refreshing and makes their content that much better if you ask me.
@@amorous_lucifer i-
Bruvs you guys pls stahp liking my comments and replying the notifications are getting annoying
“My Minecraft is having issues”
“My internet is having issues”
*”my life is having issues tubbo.”*
*You can fix that by generating free money*
@@GenericGamer ok
2024 and I still find this the funniest video I ever seen. Also I miss the good old days of dream smp
Agreed
I have watched this for the 18th time cuz its so funny lmao
“ARE YOU A PART OF THE RELIGION
MOTHERINNIT”
Has to be my favorite Dream quote
he said FatherInnit
@Robin o then i heard it wrong
timestamp??
@@elaxiber2328 8:42
Fatherinnit was not interested it being apart of the religion
So apparently Dream is a god, has a religion, and is running for president all before we know his face.
Least we can we say "We were here he is GODD"
We don’t need to see his face, he is god. He’s too powerful to see.
@@blooop3126 Hes too powerful a God like that shant be seen
Well we dont know gods face...
dream 2020
People: Whats your religion?
Me: Its complicated..
Dreamsus is twitch prime
@@PepsiMann2009 dream sus
Jesus sus...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Jesus was not an impostor
@@closedchannel111 LAMOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAME
Dream is the kind of guy to see twitch prime and ask "is anyone gonna make a religion out of that" and not wai for an answer
I love how there’s actually no controversy in this comment section
oh just look at the replies
WE'RE all devoted
@@mikaelawashere2486 We don't talk about the replies...
Spitfyre they do get quite tempting to click in here and there
You guys wanna start a fight
Tubbo: “so you’re god
and you’re a president
and you have a religion?”
Dream: *y e t h*
Time stamp?
@@mxttyisvxntage3403 9:08
Lol
*”according to god statistics only 50% of you are going to heaven”*
*-dream*
@@twig5730 I mean if dream THE god said so 🤷🏼♀️
Glad to see that Tommy is developing a good relationship with Dream. It's wholesome :)
yeah it was nice to see them having fun together after the war
KMFDM it’s not lmao
They are always friends lmao , it's a block game
@@MarcusSequinhamJr its not just a block game i will get my fishing rod and water bucket and bow and i will 360 mlg you 500 blocks far while jumpinh 50 blocks high
@@areh3918 I know that , Im just saying they're friends and this just a video game
I wish I could watch this for the first time again 😭😭
same
"My minecrafts having issues."
"My internets having issues."
"Yes, well my lifes having issues, tubbo."
😂
mood😂
relatable-
"Understandable Have A Great Day"
Quote of the year, 2020.
Pogchamp!
Alternate title:
"a green florida man disguised as jesus and a child make money for saying twitch prime”
seems pretty accurate to me 🙌🙌
That's a perfect title-
What disguise?
This really do be a Florida man moment
I would like but its at 666
When dream said "Disclaimer: I am not Jesus" I nearly threw up from laughter.
same
I mean we never see Jesus and dream in the same room
i was disappointed instead
@Ikerrad u didn't knew and also he is not the son of god he says "god is the lord and the lord is in me" i might quote wrong but its something like that so he is god accorded to him self he was on earth to send his message and to the next gens
Hey do u play valorant?
I miss these days of the Dream SMP
Me too
we all do o7
Same
even almost 8 months later this video is still iconic.
I KNOW XD
I KNOW >XD
IKR
@@Kazolois lol
faxxx lol
Everyone: "Dream sounded so sad on stream today :("
Dream: "I AM JESUS, GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT"
Edit: sorry that i got the dates wrong, jokes still funny though, also thanks for 2k likes!!!!!
edit: wtf where are all the likes coming from am i like a comiedian now
This was a past video but...okay
Something not related, WHY DOES THIS VIDOE HAVE 1.1K *DISLIKES*
OH MY *DREAM*
FORGIVE OUR SINS *L*
rat This stream was about a week ago
As a religious person I can say...
Pog.
):
All the quotes:
“My Minecraft is having issues.” ~ Dream
“My internet is having issues." ~ Tubbo
*“My life is having issues.”* ~ TommyInnit
“Surely this is offensive to someone.” ~ TommyInnit
“Jesus stans are fuming right now” ~ (cant remember crap)
“Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.” ~ Dream
"Killed a women. Feeling good" ~ TommyInnit
"Oh my Dream," ~ TommyInnit, Tubbo, & Quackity
“According to God statistics only 50% of people are going to heaven” ~ Dream
“ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT?!” ~ Dream
"I'm quite clearly *innit* for the ladies" ~ TommyInnit
"Father, please forgive me. I have sinned."
*"L"* ~ Dream
L
You forgot "This is where tax fraud got me"
amen
Tilda ~ ~
“L”
this video never gets old LOL
"Father forgive me i have sinned"
"L"
I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT I LITERALLY HAVE A STOMACHACHE NOW LMFAOOOO
Edit: I'm good now the stomachache only lasted few minutes
I Have A HeadAche
forgive me i has sinned by laughing at this...
*”L”*
Yep
L
Same
Tommy with a straight face: "Dream this is getting a little much"
Dream: *literally dying of laughter
They swapped roles at that moment XD
@@arandomhowl6768facts
reminder!!
My Christian school
Everyone: *prays at the end of the day*
Everyone: "Amen"
Me: "Pog-Champ"
I'mma start doing this now lol
My response is "POGGERSOGGERSLOGGERS" lol I'm going to prime hell.
@@mewo3544 same!
in my online class we always pray and im forced to say amen than pog-champ and im sad about it
Omg that is soooooo funny!! 🤣🤣🤣
(2024 july)
came back to watch this video cuz im sad and it was one of my favorites, but damn. it’s been almost 4 years? time sure flies. technos 2nd ‘anniversary’ was a few days ago, can’t believe how quickly the years have passed- I miss the discduo dynamic(they were my favorite duo), I miss the smp, it’s really such a shame to see everything go. But hats off to the memories we’ve made along the way.
o7
Friend:”What’s your religion?”
Me:”... It’s complicated”
Omg- XD
No reason not to. Some people worship a flying spaghetti monster. So a blob can't be all that different.
@@hosoooblivion6914 Oh yeah, Church of the flying spaghetti monster,innit?
when will they build the church
NO PLEASE CAUSE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND
"My Minecraft's having issues"
"My internet is having issues"
"My life's having issues"
Well that escalated quickly
89 likes no reply uwu
My life right there lmao
just as the hole video escalated very quickly lmao
It’s not a mistake
"we can fix that by generating free money!!!!"
Subs: **exist**
Dream: *you could make a religion out of this!*
Is that form history from the world I guess
@@hirbodakbari1782 ah I see your a man of culture as well
**that means yes btw**
Ahh a history of the entire world I guess meme
Tommy no don't
I’ve watched that video so many time I can’t
I'm a Christian, and still wheeze to this video to this very day.
Omg same, were both going to hell 😂😂😂
“ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION MOTHER INNIT”
mommyinnnit
@@mattdegraaf6786 omg yes🤣
@@mattdegraaf6786 Lmao-
Tommy would say: mummyinnit-
Mom is American and mum is british-
@@Nell_909 ik, I'm not saying he'd say it, it's just a joke I made, as I am not british
I am 😔
maybe that's why dream doesn't wanna show his face..
*......he is jesus and god*
wait. doesn't that mean he is his own god
He is to powerful for us to see his true form
My brain...
i meant to say son....
And the holy spirit
Alternate title: Florida man creates new religion, calls himself Jesus then hypnotizes kids into joining him
HAHAHAH SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT LMAOO
The accuracy of this is just too much XD
Teehee *green Florida man.*
hzhhhzzhzzzHijnwijw2e im crying rn hahahh lol
the news be like ^
That really left me speechless. I just sat in front of my computer for 2 more minutes after the video lol. Please do more content like this!