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  • @DannyTheTwerp
    @DannyTheTwerp 3 роки тому +8005

    Dream in canon: *A narcissistic psychopath*
    Dream in general: *Funni*

  • @alexei9122
    @alexei9122 3 роки тому +2151

    This is basically therapy when canon just fucks all of us up

    • @JL-iw6pq
      @JL-iw6pq 3 роки тому +4

      enjoy 69 likes

    • @oliviamcgeary9160
      @oliviamcgeary9160 3 роки тому +12

      Or life screws us up. Like now 🤠

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 3 роки тому +3

      nah trust me this is canon

    • @FootballEditzGoat544
      @FootballEditzGoat544 3 роки тому +1

      Excuse me this is a kids app

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 3 роки тому +4

      @@FootballEditzGoat544 Excuse me get youtube kids

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 4 роки тому +16718

    Dream and Tubbo: *wheezing and laughing*
    Tommy: *panicked, knowing full well the terrors of cancel culture*

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 4 роки тому +882

      I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.

    • @mr.dinosuar7333
      @mr.dinosuar7333 4 роки тому +327

      @@krabsisdaddy447 if he doesnt change we the fans will back him up

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 4 роки тому +437

      @@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.

    • @ashlyn2943
      @ashlyn2943 4 роки тому +252

      Peyton Hall I would gladly spend hours fighting 14 year olds on twitter for tommy. anything for tomathy.

    • @am3thysts
      @am3thysts 4 роки тому +271

      They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.

  • @shelbysoneregret
    @shelbysoneregret 2 роки тому +1179

    I love how Tommy goes from hesitant about offending anyone to just completely going along with it

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz Рік тому +5

      LMFAO 😭😭🙏🙏💀💀

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ 9 місяців тому

      TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @vebjrndrefvelin4873
    @vebjrndrefvelin4873 4 роки тому +6550

    Twitch Prime: *exists*
    Dream: «We could make a religion out of this»

  • @adityabansriyar8252
    @adityabansriyar8252 4 роки тому +8761

    Everyone: Dream must be so sad after the duel
    Dream: I am both God and the holy spi-

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 4 роки тому +112

      God complex is still a thing, you know.

    • @mikados0173
      @mikados0173 4 роки тому +218

      @@seivenk9453 He Is just kidding around bro-

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 4 роки тому +27

      @@mikados0173 I know.

    • @jordanglenn9119
      @jordanglenn9119 4 роки тому +128

      it’s a copping mechanism 😌✋

    • @Kank-b1j
      @Kank-b1j 4 роки тому +1

      that was before the duel idiot

  • @lin-db5ms
    @lin-db5ms 4 роки тому +474

    tommy’s mum interrupting the stream to give him his clean laundry really made my day

  • @muffin_head
    @muffin_head 10 місяців тому +323

    I honestly miss this era so much😭 where everyone could js be carefree and laugh

    • @CardCatCardboard
      @CardCatCardboard 6 місяців тому +14

      This is one of my favorite bits to ever happen on the server I miss this era sooo much :((

    • @AtomicNumber_
      @AtomicNumber_ 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@CardCatCardboardsame, this video was what got me into the smp fandom :(

    • @SuprabhaJani-ry5iw
      @SuprabhaJani-ry5iw 5 місяців тому +9

      Yeah... Now every little thing is offensive to people🥲

    • @hollyherron199
      @hollyherron199 29 днів тому

      literally

    • @SaulQ-n5c
      @SaulQ-n5c 14 днів тому

      ​@SuprabhaJani-ry5iwit's not even that, this era was literally one of the MOST sensitive times on the internet - it's just the fact that MOST OF THESE PEOPLE just turned out to be awful 😭

  • @isabellaolivier6674
    @isabellaolivier6674 3 роки тому +1895

    Dream: "you're at a wedding and the receptionist like: 'any primers?' "
    Tubbo : " 'tier 2's will be seated to the back' "

  • @interselectingmelody
    @interselectingmelody 4 роки тому +3614

    "ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?!"
    "MOTHERINNIT!!!!"

  • @MidnightFoxx
    @MidnightFoxx 4 роки тому +4491

    "Dream is a pyschopath"
    "Mission kill dream"
    "The strike agaisnt dream"
    *"Dream is jesus"*

  • @stel2
    @stel2 11 місяців тому +732

    Anyone else watching in 2024 and missing this era and disc duo so much?

  • @muddywater1710
    @muddywater1710 3 роки тому +1262

    I love how Tommy is the only one worried about controversy

    • @burakkaya9149
      @burakkaya9149 3 роки тому +19

      and tubbo

    • @Kawaii-hh9dw
      @Kawaii-hh9dw 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah and tubbo.....

    • @wolfidessdragondol
      @wolfidessdragondol 3 роки тому +12

      I was hella concerned too cause I don't want them to get cancelled

    • @oakleyforestvods4439
      @oakleyforestvods4439 3 роки тому +5

      @@wolfidessdragondol yeah but people choose their religion and stuff so it’s not rlly cancellable imo

    • @its_samie282
      @its_samie282 3 роки тому +7

      @@oakleyforestvods4439 Twitter will prove you wrong

  • @ahhhahahhahah
    @ahhhahahhahah 2 роки тому +2111

    Tommy with a straight face: "Dream this is getting a little much"
    Dream: *literally dying of laughter

  • @ram-ria9815
    @ram-ria9815 4 роки тому +2508

    "so youre god *and* jesus?" "yes. and the holy spirit"
    its the unholy trinity

    • @youlostthegame
      @youlostthegame 4 роки тому +11

      PFFFT

    • @the_three_idiots6623
      @the_three_idiots6623 4 роки тому +13

      @• an elysian wayfarer • AMEN

    • @ahumanbeing985
      @ahumanbeing985 4 роки тому +5

      You have to be part of the 50% of people who are subscribed i mean who are going to heaven

    • @annikarosas2720
      @annikarosas2720 4 роки тому +1

      Nooo, the unholy trinity is Megan Shubble and Mika

    • @2cumber
      @2cumber 4 роки тому

      it's the holy trinity

  • @jeypatel2520
    @jeypatel2520 Рік тому +189

    Rare footage of Dream being friends with Tommy and ACTUALLY having a good time with him.
    Edit: POG should stand for “Primes Of God”.

    • @Nashiaharris
      @Nashiaharris Рік тому +10

      Omg it totally should lmaoooo

    • @emlily1208
      @emlily1208 17 днів тому +1

      @@jeypatel2520 its “people of god” im pretty sure :3

  • @Psyan
    @Psyan 4 роки тому +525

    "We could make a religion out of this"
    -Bill Wurtz, _history of the entire world, i guess_

    • @detonate53
      @detonate53 4 роки тому

      exactly

    • @pookbaker4636
      @pookbaker4636 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @jamezyeu4015
      @jamezyeu4015 4 роки тому +2

      GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
      ua-cam.com/video/9IQ7zgms20M/v-deo.html TAHTD YHE LINK

    • @wilfredosalegio1907
      @wilfredosalegio1907 4 роки тому +2

      OMG IM JOT THE ONLY ONE WJO WATCHES BILL WURTZ

    • @Mcha_1
      @Mcha_1 4 роки тому +2

      @@jamezyeu4015 stop spams

  • @bodie634
    @bodie634 4 роки тому +1836

    Dream sounds like mrbeast talking about honey! "ITS FREE MONEY"

    • @karlydorris2215
      @karlydorris2215 4 роки тому +5

      Bahahahaha that what I was thinking

    • @pop6039
      @pop6039 4 роки тому +3

      L.M.A.O

    • @jeremybeans7364
      @jeremybeans7364 4 роки тому +5

      Mr beast rubbed off on dream

    • @jamezyeu4015
      @jamezyeu4015 4 роки тому

      GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
      ua-cam.com/video/9IQ7zgms20M/v-deo.html TAHTD YHE LINK

    • @TheMr_164
      @TheMr_164 4 роки тому +11

      @@jamezyeu4015 No its clearly not, and i clicked it so you dont have too, its one notjamezy's fortnite videos -_-

  • @skubertdinky
    @skubertdinky 4 роки тому +954

    hearing dream yell “MOTHERINNIT” is the best thing ever

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 4 роки тому +11

      @KMFDM LOL COMMENTS HAS MORE LIKE THAN THE VID

    • @groovygeckogoat
      @groovygeckogoat 4 роки тому +11

      @KMFDM then why are you watching a minecraft video?

    • @thegreatuncreativename58
      @thegreatuncreativename58 4 роки тому +8

      @KMFDM then why commenting on a minecraft video

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 4 роки тому +9

      KMFDM You are a little baby.
      *lIkE mY CoMmEnT tO aGrEe*

    • @derpypixel4951
      @derpypixel4951 4 роки тому +3

      KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.

  • @TotallyNotXel
    @TotallyNotXel 2 роки тому +1046

    8:46
    Dream: ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT!
    Got me WHEEEEEEZEEEE

    • @Howlor23
      @Howlor23 Рік тому +9

      I couldnt help myself at that point 🤣

    • @ThatGirlAurora
      @ThatGirlAurora Рік тому +6

      reminder!!

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ Рік тому

      TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jrpoyo
      @jrpoyo 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ThatGirlAurora?

  • @m00n_862
    @m00n_862 3 роки тому +1490

    i nearly died of laughter when dream said "MOTHERINNIT ARE YOU PART OF OUR RELIGON?!"

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 3 роки тому +14

      that is such an underrated quote

    • @dollophead926
      @dollophead926 3 роки тому +4

      @@equinoxxed_7502 eh more overrated than underrated

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 3 роки тому +9

      @@dollophead926 to each their own, i love that part

    • @19101968jvr
      @19101968jvr 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly the same🤣🤣🤣

    • @minimoonie6431
      @minimoonie6431 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭✋✋💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @goldenstar613
    @goldenstar613 4 роки тому +1783

    Tommy: You’re the ensemble.
    Tubbo: yayyyyy
    Also Tubbo: whats an ensemble?

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya 4 роки тому +3

      What is an ensemble?

    • @punza847
      @punza847 4 роки тому +1

      What’s and ensemble

    • @punza847
      @punza847 4 роки тому +2

      My grammer lol

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya 4 роки тому +5

      @Nick does Quad drumming so ppl that come to your door on Christmas and sing a song

    • @marvelx551
      @marvelx551 4 роки тому

      600

  • @Ender-zx8uz
    @Ender-zx8uz 4 роки тому +1699

    Alternate title: 3 minecraft streamers discuss modern impressions of religion and faith in a deity.

  • @Idontreallyknow-i3e
    @Idontreallyknow-i3e 20 днів тому +41

    Anybody watching this just to remember when these two didn’t have it out for eachother

    • @Tha_Potatoo
      @Tha_Potatoo 19 днів тому +3

      Yeah, those times.. 😢

  • @raccoonstoons7112
    @raccoonstoons7112 4 роки тому +8517

    Imagine going to church this Sunday and writing on the pray card “I’m switching to the prime church religion wish me luck...pogchamp”

    • @poddle_8324
      @poddle_8324 4 роки тому +142

      Raccoons Toons I’m dying please help XD, why was this so funny

    • @evan499
      @evan499 4 роки тому +48

      Well im going to sub to your yt now

    • @magicaldimpleberry2365
      @magicaldimpleberry2365 4 роки тому +15

      420th like

    • @magicaldimpleberry2365
      @magicaldimpleberry2365 4 роки тому +9

      well i wasnt i had to refresh I'm actually 423

    • @basil4825
      @basil4825 4 роки тому +9

      Never herd of a pray card

  • @asjzxuskw
    @asjzxuskw 4 роки тому +702

    dream: is rich af, knows how to get money
    also dream: homeless florida man traumatizes two children and breakes their music disks

  • @rub4006
    @rub4006 4 роки тому +3238

    “My internet is having issues”
    Tommy- “my life is having issues”.

  • @PurpleTsunami21
    @PurpleTsunami21 Рік тому +79

    This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤

  • @sasukeghostt2664
    @sasukeghostt2664 4 роки тому +708

    Imagine Dream is running as President without revealing his face

  • @zyri1191
    @zyri1191 4 роки тому +662

    how dream laughs:
    1. the chuckle
    2.the cant't stop himself
    3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes
    how tommy laughs:
    laughs like he's high on drugs

    • @Creym464
      @Creym464 4 роки тому +9

      Welcome to UA-cam theory where we record and anylize every youtuber

    • @mewingmanda
      @mewingmanda 4 роки тому +5

      B A H H A H A

    • @LiL.L1ghtmare
      @LiL.L1ghtmare 4 роки тому +2

      Trueee

    • @maxbaysinger4182
      @maxbaysinger4182 4 роки тому +3

      no he laughs like all of his friends are making fun of him and hes doing the sarcastic laugh that quickly follows by a blank stare

    • @zyri1191
      @zyri1191 4 роки тому +1

      @@maxbaysinger4182 ok fine maybe that's a bit more acurate lol

  • @pesto1730
    @pesto1730 4 роки тому +4602

    “My Minecraft if having issues”
    “My internet is having issues”
    “My life is having issues tubbo”

    • @Zynorde
      @Zynorde 4 роки тому +33

      Thats a mood.

    • @PufferInnit
      @PufferInnit 4 роки тому +47

      Sentence of ✨Depression✨

    • @visperilda
      @visperilda 4 роки тому +14

      Reality being like:

    • @sarahduffie2922
      @sarahduffie2922 4 роки тому +5

      Story of my life

    • @asmiroy2926
      @asmiroy2926 4 роки тому +14

      AND YOU CAN FIX THAT BY GENERATING FREE MONEY

  • @wrldbestistaken
    @wrldbestistaken 21 день тому +20

    good to see they dont hate each other back in the day

    • @Perseus_D.H.
      @Perseus_D.H. 21 день тому +1

      Yeah
      Then the video about dream came out today but this is still funny

    • @Aqua4546
      @Aqua4546 20 днів тому +1

      Real

    • @BUUUBUM
      @BUUUBUM 10 днів тому

      I miss this :( nothing would ever replace the carefree and genuine moments that DSMP had

  • @Ava-mm2tu
    @Ava-mm2tu 3 роки тому +686

    even almost 8 months later this video is still iconic.

  • @MaymiVon
    @MaymiVon 3 роки тому +490

    “ARE YOU A PART OF THE RELIGION
    MOTHERINNIT”
    Has to be my favorite Dream quote

  • @grayderulo2855
    @grayderulo2855 3 роки тому +5300

    When dream said "Disclaimer: I am not Jesus" I nearly threw up from laughter.

    • @raulcarbajal4039
      @raulcarbajal4039 3 роки тому +8

      same

    • @_NguyenDinhKhoi
      @_NguyenDinhKhoi 3 роки тому +80

      I mean we never see Jesus and dream in the same room

    • @untitledidiot7970
      @untitledidiot7970 3 роки тому +8

      i was disappointed instead

    • @harry1945
      @harry1945 3 роки тому

      @Ikerrad u didn't knew and also he is not the son of god he says "god is the lord and the lord is in me" i might quote wrong but its something like that so he is god accorded to him self he was on earth to send his message and to the next gens

    • @Scorp_FaithYT4832
      @Scorp_FaithYT4832 3 роки тому

      Hey do u play valorant?

  • @mohsenalyafee1257
    @mohsenalyafee1257 18 днів тому +10

    This era of Tommyinnit and dream will never be repeated

  • @Null1fied
    @Null1fied 4 роки тому +27815

    Alternate Title: A child actually has fun instead of causing multi-faction wars

  • @liver6204
    @liver6204 4 роки тому +573

    This is the funniest thing I've ever watched 💀
    "forgive me I've sinned"
    "L"
    AHAHAHHAHA

    • @Aurophobia_
      @Aurophobia_ 4 роки тому

      @@GenericGamer Bot?

    • @alyssapadua3685
      @alyssapadua3685 4 роки тому

      What's the meaning of "L"?

    • @brianajordan8122
      @brianajordan8122 4 роки тому +5

      Alyssa Padua Whenever you don’t win something or you fail at something, you lose or “take a loss” or “take an L”. It’s usually in reference to losing a game but now people use it as a joke for everyday things people fail at. If you make a mistake or do something silly, someone might say “L” saying you lost or are a loser.

    • @aishahz9877
      @aishahz9877 4 роки тому

      What’s “L” ?

  • @unfair3
    @unfair3 4 роки тому +5546

    Imagine being Tommy’s mom and Just hearing a 21 year old man yell ARE YOU IN THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT

    • @te4458
      @te4458 4 роки тому +29

      Tommy is 16

    • @angeljose8591
      @angeljose8591 4 роки тому +221

      @@te4458 dream was the one that screamed that and he is 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 4 роки тому +30

      PeasantTeagan dreams 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 4 роки тому +38

      MOTHERINNIT

    • @Nya.0.
      @Nya.0. 4 роки тому +21

      I wanted George to be in the religion lol

  • @Technohead1
    @Technohead1 2 місяці тому +13

    The first tommyinnit video I watched 4 years ago, this is a childhood memory

  • @technoyams2212
    @technoyams2212 4 роки тому +3715

    Alternate title:
    "18 minutes of Tommy and Dream blaspheming and creating a sub cult."

    • @yummybee5974
      @yummybee5974 4 роки тому +14

      They have created a cult! XD

    • @Physma
      @Physma 4 роки тому +36

      Its not blasphemy or irreverence if God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit himself are in the call

    • @TheDrumstickEmpire
      @TheDrumstickEmpire 4 роки тому +4

      Physma lmao

    • @glassesperson1396
      @glassesperson1396 4 роки тому +5

      *17:59

    • @daisieye
      @daisieye 3 роки тому +3

      @@Physma haha 😐

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 4 роки тому +3962

    “My Minecraft’s having, like, issues.”
    “My internet’s having issues.”
    *”My life’s having issues Tubbo.”*
    Mood

  • @patchling9034
    @patchling9034 4 роки тому +4887

    “ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT” -Dream 2020

    • @jxn9248
      @jxn9248 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @unhappymeal6300
      @unhappymeal6300 4 роки тому +29

      My favorite quote from him

    • @yaxwmc
      @yaxwmc 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @yaxwmc
      @yaxwmc 4 роки тому

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @manialice8974
      @manialice8974 4 роки тому +11

      Time stamp for that lazy people 8:44

  • @62mainstreetnewarknj58
    @62mainstreetnewarknj58 13 днів тому +10

    literally just 17 minutes of religious jokes and its funny af 💀

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 4 роки тому +2343

    Dream: makes this religion as a joke
    His viewers: *hey, we can make a religion out of this*

    • @chrisbutwithaq685
      @chrisbutwithaq685 4 роки тому +34

      No don't

    • @tabes5933
      @tabes5933 4 роки тому +6

      YES DO

    • @beckaigu1610
      @beckaigu1610 4 роки тому +10

      @@tabes5933 I don’t think u got the reference

    • @Andy_Hendrix_9842
      @Andy_Hendrix_9842 4 роки тому +10

      @@chrisbutwithaq685 How about i do anyway?

    • @zoe.b.8548
      @zoe.b.8548 4 роки тому

      @@beckaigu1610 Wilbur visited a dream cult so I guess they changed there mind a bit

  • @rarestbean_ever3505
    @rarestbean_ever3505 4 роки тому +986

    “My Minecraft is having issues”
    “My internet is having issues”
    *”my life is having issues tubbo.”*

    • @mossytime349
      @mossytime349 4 роки тому +19

      *You can fix that by generating free money*

    • @JC-fe2mz
      @JC-fe2mz 4 роки тому

      @@GenericGamer ok

  • @meIIohi
    @meIIohi 4 роки тому +534

    " What`s your religion? "
    " Twitch Prime "

  • @lifetimeofwanting
    @lifetimeofwanting 20 днів тому +31

    but the lamp starts to look weird

  • @ultimagamer1163
    @ultimagamer1163 4 роки тому +885

    Subs: **exist**
    Dream: *you could make a religion out of this!*

    • @hirbodakbari1782
      @hirbodakbari1782 4 роки тому +10

      Is that form history from the world I guess

    • @ultimagamer1163
      @ultimagamer1163 4 роки тому +10

      @@hirbodakbari1782 ah I see your a man of culture as well
      **that means yes btw**

    • @temerefaciemus6192
      @temerefaciemus6192 4 роки тому +1

      Ahh a history of the entire world I guess meme

    • @bradencash8399
      @bradencash8399 4 роки тому +1

      Tommy no don't

    • @ipissalot5911
      @ipissalot5911 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve watched that video so many time I can’t

  • @deathpvnk
    @deathpvnk 3 роки тому +3008

    ghostbur: gets sent to limbo in wilbur's place with tears burning his face
    wilbur: " L "

  • @DarkGoCrazy06
    @DarkGoCrazy06 4 роки тому +1022

    U can tell Tommy really doesnt care. He literally swears the whole time and there's no ads on his videos. I'm glad UA-camrs like this exist.

    • @hijabihana9630
      @hijabihana9630 4 роки тому +67

      @@amorous_lucifer a lot of teenagers want extra money and have jobs to get more money and we think it’s cool how he doesn’t use UA-cam for money he does it for fun.

    • @globalsgod
      @globalsgod 4 роки тому +13

      He's already loaded from twitch do u see his twitch subs???

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +25

      I love that he's one if those rare people who genuinely enjoys what he's doing, and if he didn't, he wouldn't do it. You can tell that he doesn't make content for money or even just for content's sake. A lot of people just do what gets them views and pretend to enjoy it, but Tommy would probably be doing the same things whether people watched him or not. He's just having a good time. I think that's the case for most of the Dream SMP people. Even little things like how they have to ask around if anyone's streaming just kinda shows that they act the same either way. It's refreshing and makes their content that much better if you ask me.

    • @maggiebennett273
      @maggiebennett273 4 роки тому

      @@amorous_lucifer i-

    • @amorous_lucifer
      @amorous_lucifer 4 роки тому

      Bruvs you guys pls stahp liking my comments and replying the notifications are getting annoying

  • @Chaosisunderrated
    @Chaosisunderrated 10 місяців тому +16

    Revisiting this video after 3 years is so nostalgic! Love ya Toms!

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose 4 роки тому +6937

    The most out of context sentence ever:
    “DISCLAIMER: I am not Jesus.”

    • @cloudzysky7094
      @cloudzysky7094 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @thelittlet2255
      @thelittlet2255 4 роки тому +18

      7:54

    • @copyshark2093
      @copyshark2093 4 роки тому

      @Spider - Comix he’s a child. and a kid.

    • @SporkMarker
      @SporkMarker 3 роки тому

      Spoiler!

    • @5upq
      @5upq 3 роки тому +1

      I think the weirdest one without context Is at the end when they say "oh my dream" several times

  • @kirstenkao2279
    @kirstenkao2279 4 роки тому +2137

    Friend:”What’s your religion?”
    Me:”... It’s complicated”

    • @metalbaby5223
      @metalbaby5223 4 роки тому +8

      Omg- XD

    • @hosoooblivion6914
      @hosoooblivion6914 4 роки тому +38

      No reason not to. Some people worship a flying spaghetti monster. So a blob can't be all that different.

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 4 роки тому +17

      @@hosoooblivion6914 Oh yeah, Church of the flying spaghetti monster,innit?

    • @申無
      @申無 4 роки тому +4

      when will they build the church

    • @syd1457
      @syd1457 4 роки тому +2

      NO PLEASE CAUSE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND

  • @sarahhunsinger1472
    @sarahhunsinger1472 4 роки тому +363

    Tommy: sees dying squid: puts his camera in a different direction.

  • @lizarch5688
    @lizarch5688 Рік тому +61

    this will forever be my favorite tommyinnit video it never gets old

  • @mczman123
    @mczman123 4 роки тому +2844

    People: Whats your religion?
    Me: Its complicated..

  • @salimalir
    @salimalir 4 роки тому +2104

    "My minecrafts having issues."
    "My internets having issues."
    "Yes, well my lifes having issues, tubbo."
    😂

  • @exoticluke99
    @exoticluke99 2 роки тому +32

    Knowing his face now made this 10 times better bro 😂

  • @avamae6505
    @avamae6505 3 роки тому +3175

    Tubbo: “so you’re god
    and you’re a president
    and you have a religion?”
    Dream: *y e t h*

    • @mxttyisvxntage3403
      @mxttyisvxntage3403 3 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 3 роки тому +3

      @@mxttyisvxntage3403 9:08

    • @BenBoyP
      @BenBoyP 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @twig5730
      @twig5730 3 роки тому +7

      *”according to god statistics only 50% of you are going to heaven”*
      *-dream*

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 3 роки тому +2

      @@twig5730 I mean if dream THE god said so 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @spaced-out3707
    @spaced-out3707 4 роки тому +5496

    Dream left the game
    Dream: “my Minecraft is having issues”
    Tubbo: “my internet is having issues”
    Tommy: “my life is having issues”

    • @afiazahra2334
      @afiazahra2334 4 роки тому +56

      2:36 - 2:41

    • @Sophie-PVTT
      @Sophie-PVTT 4 роки тому +15

      Oof-

    • @_meekio4844
      @_meekio4844 4 роки тому +13

      Yep that's what they said...

    • @irenax7775
      @irenax7775 4 роки тому +28

      BUT JUST USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO CURE WORLD DEPRESSION

    • @itzmaddyxo
      @itzmaddyxo 4 роки тому +5

      Tommy: "My life is having issues" - That's legit me now that I can't do my exams because they've been cancelled due to COVID...! 😢😢😢

  • @OffChimp
    @OffChimp 3 роки тому +1121

    I love how this joke that is Church Prime has become an important part of lore in the DreamSMP

    • @ittselli3245
      @ittselli3245 3 роки тому +25

      and george started his lore with DreamXD who canonically is the god of the smp lmao

    • @hirjoabaloredana3108
      @hirjoabaloredana3108 3 роки тому +18

      Wait...
      Dream in this: Because I’m god? Lol
      Dream now: IF YOU CANT KILL ME- *does that make me some kind of god*
      Tommy in this: the chosen one
      Tommy now: *doesn’t get infected by the egg*

    • @toby42_
      @toby42_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@hirjoabaloredana3108 HMMM-

    • @barackosama7876
      @barackosama7876 3 роки тому +2

      Dream XD join the game

  • @Ace_exists
    @Ace_exists 16 днів тому +18

    I Miss this era

  • @san8350
    @san8350 4 роки тому +2492

    Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.

    • @Apollo52_
      @Apollo52_ 4 роки тому +107

      retaliate by pulling out a picture of dream dying to technoblade in the duel and say "this u?"

    • @san8350
      @san8350 4 роки тому +22

      @@Apollo52_ that's what I was thinking haha

    • @Bynn.h
      @Bynn.h 4 роки тому +21

      It’s nearly two am and I’m having the hardest time not wheezing and waking up the entire house at this comment.

    • @selinkosebay2555
      @selinkosebay2555 4 роки тому +6

      Memento Mori

    • @san8350
      @san8350 4 роки тому +4

      @@selinkosebay2555 Unus annus

  • @queenaunt4531
    @queenaunt4531 4 роки тому +2907

    Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter

  • @gnanravigowda2534
    @gnanravigowda2534 4 роки тому +318

    Dream says a word
    Tommy: Laughs to please ladies

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 роки тому +9

      *very pleasing, we're pleased*

    • @dbk7713
      @dbk7713 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh Obiously

    • @energyshagster7209
      @energyshagster7209 4 роки тому +1

      But Tommy is married to the grind

    • @Eberzeey
      @Eberzeey 4 роки тому

      Tommy:👁👁
      👃🏻
      O

  • @jamesdunne9159
    @jamesdunne9159 2 місяці тому +14

    bruh still makes me laugh after 4 years

  • @JustV83
    @JustV83 4 роки тому +1509

    "Most used words in this video"
    "Jesus"
    "Twitch prime"

  • @thevoyofloy
    @thevoyofloy 4 роки тому +6082

    “Father forgive me for I have sinned”
    “Speak to me child”
    “I did a weed”
    “L”

  • @snufflepufff
    @snufflepufff 4 роки тому +756

    "Someone's getting upset right now."
    It's probably God, Tommy

  • @fannyfunke1360
    @fannyfunke1360 2 роки тому +33

    18 minutes of pure comedy with our favorite UA-camr - it‘s perfect!

    • @Cobra2753
      @Cobra2753 Рік тому

      18 minutes of your favourite youtuber being offensive

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls Рік тому

      ​@@Cobra2753cry about it

  • @ronk3353
    @ronk3353 4 роки тому +3857

    Tommy: "I'm in it for the women."
    Also Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good."
    (he's INNIT for the women ;))

  • @tomcartwright_7
    @tomcartwright_7 4 роки тому +2673

    "Now you may sign the divorce papers"
    *the divorce papers*
    "F"

  • @raziels_sword
    @raziels_sword 4 роки тому +625

    9:14 "According to God's statistics, only 50% of you are going to Heaven." -Dream 2020

    • @hawyee1162
      @hawyee1162 4 роки тому +5

      Dream 56:72

    • @hihowareyou2013
      @hihowareyou2013 4 роки тому +1

      Yellow unsubscribed

    • @mega-chad7339
      @mega-chad7339 4 роки тому +1

      What do u guys mean

    • @themysticals5515
      @themysticals5515 3 роки тому

      also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏

    • @SanyammGandhi
      @SanyammGandhi 4 місяці тому

      ​@@hawyee1162😂😂

  • @heskevindurantyouknowwhoheis
    @heskevindurantyouknowwhoheis 2 роки тому +23

    Now knowing dreams face makes it so much funnier. Because I am trying to figure what he is looking like right now.

  • @mikahrilynn1868
    @mikahrilynn1868 4 роки тому +696

    why does dream have like a special voice when saying “disclaimer, i am not jesus....” it sounds like the “in this video we coded it so that...”

  • @AX3L.0TL.
    @AX3L.0TL. 4 роки тому +647

    “According to Gods statistics, 50% of you are going to heaven.”
    I have officially *died* now.

  • @sampseth5887
    @sampseth5887 4 роки тому +729

    I really hope that statistic of 50% doesn’t go down.
    Edit (3 Months Later): I honestly thought that this comment would go unnoticed. To everyone who actually looks through comment sections I have to say thank you, this really made my day.

    • @puppyplayz9812
      @puppyplayz9812 4 роки тому +5

      i do i would have more friends in the afterlife then

    • @rece9151
      @rece9151 4 роки тому +5

      After that stream
      0%

    • @idontknowimebored77
      @idontknowimebored77 4 роки тому +9

      God asks two people "DO U HAVE TWITCH PRIME"
      One says no
      The other says yes
      God sends the sinner to the nether and the cleansed to heaven
      (POG CHAMP 4:69)

  • @rylee__smiley
    @rylee__smiley Рік тому +23

    I miss this so much lmao it was iconic

  • @mae5560
    @mae5560 4 роки тому +1561

    “my minecrafts having issues”
    “my internet is having issues”
    ‘well my *life is having issues Tubbo* ‘
    now THAT IS A MOOD IF I EVER DID SEE ONE

    • @highpressurewashing
      @highpressurewashing 4 роки тому +9

      Tubbo
      Dream
      Tommy

    • @boop8584
      @boop8584 4 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @therealth1ckums
      @therealth1ckums 4 роки тому +2

      dude you stole my name 👁️👄👁️

    • @goldenfoxy2604
      @goldenfoxy2604 4 роки тому +1

      But we can fix that by GENERATING FREE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "SUBSCRIBE" AND THEN IT'LL SAY "TWITCH PRIME"

    • @Flamefoxphoenix
      @Flamefoxphoenix 4 роки тому

      Generic Gamer dude stop I keep seeing you everywhere in Tommy’s video comments just stop

  • @tutugry3105
    @tutugry3105 4 роки тому +511

    Tommy talking about dream:
    "He turns himself into jesus. Funniest shit i ever seen"

  • @ClubDENIAL
    @ClubDENIAL 4 роки тому +466

    Dream: "have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same room"
    *no one has ever seen you in the call or stream dream*

    • @thisiswhatyoullsee8901
      @thisiswhatyoullsee8901 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly. Looking at god will destroy your mind. As you will know the. ANSWER. He has protected us all along.

    • @gothcoth
      @gothcoth 4 роки тому +3

      dude i laughed when the next line was "has anyone been in the same room with jesus?"

    • @Earth4d
      @Earth4d 4 роки тому

      BECAUSE HES JESUS

    • @GiJoeStormShadow
      @GiJoeStormShadow 2 роки тому

      I would like... but its at 404

  • @totallynotwest
    @totallynotwest Місяць тому +6

    Tommy: Dream what did you see?
    Dream: I saw... the TOS

  • @nora-se5xz
    @nora-se5xz 3 роки тому +2085

    alternate title: green man with a god complex advertises twitch prime with a screaming child

    • @kour8765
      @kour8765 3 роки тому +8

      More all else

    • @aw11as
      @aw11as 3 роки тому +18

      Not twitch prime. Free money

    • @L_The_Human
      @L_The_Human 3 роки тому +8

      Omg .... Im fucking dying 🤣

    • @klypl1777
      @klypl1777 3 роки тому +14

      So that's where the God complex came from

    • @Dexterlounge
      @Dexterlounge 3 роки тому +5

      @@aw11as Oml i am having a stroke. HAH HELP

  • @Hope-id9in
    @Hope-id9in 3 роки тому +746

    I cant stop laughing after Tommy said, “you can start a sentence about twitch prime and end it with, and that’s why we’re Jesus” LMAO I CANT

    • @arcandi5560
      @arcandi5560 3 роки тому +2

      so i can start a sentence about twitch prime and end it with that’s why we’re Jesus

    • @sultansuleymanthemagnifice5647
      @sultansuleymanthemagnifice5647 3 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @vin74g37
      @vin74g37 3 роки тому

      Same I just can’t stop I almost died because I choked on water

  • @SphericalHypocrisy
    @SphericalHypocrisy 3 роки тому +852

    "A child, Jesus, bee boy, and iPad kid, discuss about twitch prime and die of laughter because of their own jokes"

    • @MasterGroot
      @MasterGroot 3 роки тому +6

      That's the magic of it all.they are too funny

    • @SphericalHypocrisy
      @SphericalHypocrisy 3 роки тому +3

      @@festiveauraa :)

    • @SphericalHypocrisy
      @SphericalHypocrisy 3 роки тому

      @@MasterGroot it’s too much to handle. Pogchamp 🙏

    • @MasterGroot
      @MasterGroot 3 роки тому +2

      @@SphericalHypocrisy Pogchamp my friend,pogchamp🙏

    • @mailien1210
      @mailien1210 3 роки тому +1

      @@MasterGroot I know, Pogchamp

  • @Just_zuzaaa
    @Just_zuzaaa 11 місяців тому +18

    2024 and I still find this the funniest video I ever seen. Also I miss the good old days of dream smp

    • @wiley884
      @wiley884 11 місяців тому +1

      Agreed

    • @D34TH.AT.DAWN101
      @D34TH.AT.DAWN101 11 місяців тому +2

      I have watched this for the 18th time cuz its so funny lmao

  • @ricefrog8837
    @ricefrog8837 4 роки тому +8568

    *This video takes the term “Christian Minecraft Server” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL*

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea 4 роки тому +129

      Instead of christian Minecraft sever a pog minecraft sever

    • @meckam
      @meckam 4 роки тому +45

      people of god's minecraft server

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea 4 роки тому +9

      meckam yes

    • @fluffyjello
      @fluffyjello 4 роки тому +15

      Dream SMP is renamed the Dreamstian Minecraft Server.

    • @monke9114
      @monke9114 4 роки тому +4

      LMAO YES

  • @shardul5578
    @shardul5578 4 роки тому +4693

    Dream: "Father forgive me I have sinned."
    Father: "L in your chat"

  • @sophiayoung1095
    @sophiayoung1095 4 роки тому +4988

    “Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.”
    -Dream
    Edit: thank you so much for all the likes omg-

  • @travanforbes8989
    @travanforbes8989 Рік тому +16

    I'm a Christian, and still wheeze to this video to this very day.

  • @luigi.8868
    @luigi.8868 3 роки тому +854

    "My Minecraft's having issues right now"
    "My Internet's having issues right now"
    "My life's having issues Tubbo"

  • @meruko9845
    @meruko9845 4 роки тому +533

    Tommy: so who are you?
    Dream: jeSuS.

    • @julio2175
      @julio2175 4 роки тому +1

      I would like but its at 69

    • @modihasn7911
      @modihasn7911 4 роки тому +2

      JeSuS
      Cyan:jesus kinda sus
      Jesus was not an impostor

    • @elyandivankoenig3632
      @elyandivankoenig3632 4 роки тому

      BRUH!

    • @ryurze000
      @ryurze000 4 роки тому

      @@modihasn7911 JeSuS
      Romans: jesus kinda sus
      Jesus: no
      Romans: yes
      Jesus was not An Impostor

    • @Watsonnyu
      @Watsonnyu 4 роки тому

      @@modihasn7911 saitan : youre next

  • @hannahscott5695
    @hannahscott5695 4 роки тому +1331

    And the Lord said:
    *"Let there be Primes."*
    - the Bible

    • @jiecs8725
      @jiecs8725 4 роки тому +3

      @Flossy yeah i was about to say that if you wouldn't have said it.

    • @elikim3968
      @elikim3968 4 роки тому +1

      @@jiecs8725 same

    • @Maria-vz5oq
      @Maria-vz5oq 4 роки тому +1

      would like, but u have 69 likes soo, cant bruh sorry

    • @MyselfTheodore
      @MyselfTheodore 4 роки тому

      Where?

    • @elizabethcarlson3714
      @elizabethcarlson3714 4 роки тому +1

      @@MyselfTheodore it doesnt :/

  • @No0neSpec1al
    @No0neSpec1al 11 днів тому +5

    Even with everything that happened in the dsmp fandom, I still find this video funny.

  • @clarppink
    @clarppink 4 роки тому +20894

    “we had a war.”
    a few vids later
    “we made a religion.”

    • @kumipallo617
      @kumipallo617 4 роки тому +716

      next video
      "we had a religious war"

    • @kristinlouise5491
      @kristinlouise5491 4 роки тому +79

      These comments are underrated 🤣😭😭

    • @itsyaboisunny5072
      @itsyaboisunny5072 4 роки тому +75

      Next week:
      We had ultimate survival war

    • @trenchcoatdoggo5185
      @trenchcoatdoggo5185 4 роки тому +56

      @@kumipallo617 Let this be the beginning of the Dream SMP crusades. Where they will all dawn crusader armor, and fight to retake the holy land.

    • @rodzjunk7141
      @rodzjunk7141 4 роки тому +17

      Just like the Philippines and the Spanish.

  • @rylealvarez5114
    @rylealvarez5114 4 роки тому +6565

    So apparently Dream is a god, has a religion, and is running for president all before we know his face.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 4 роки тому +127

      Least we can we say "We were here he is GODD"

    • @blooop3126
      @blooop3126 4 роки тому +168

      We don’t need to see his face, he is god. He’s too powerful to see.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 4 роки тому +49

      @@blooop3126 Hes too powerful a God like that shant be seen

    • @EraTheShrimp
      @EraTheShrimp 4 роки тому +26

      Well we dont know gods face...

    • @alecchavez82
      @alecchavez82 4 роки тому +14

      dream 2020

  • @kylegarcia7921
    @kylegarcia7921 3 роки тому +602

    8 months later from this vid, this dude literally multiplied his sub count by 10

  • @IamAbox-my8gl
    @IamAbox-my8gl 2 місяці тому +28

    Watching this in 2024 feels so wrong😭

    • @StuntaShorts
      @StuntaShorts 2 місяці тому +3

      fr it has such covid era vibes

    • @yayalu8650
      @yayalu8650 Місяць тому

      Because it’s still funny?

  • @notcryonic818
    @notcryonic818 4 роки тому +489

    Sooo, basically, drunk dream talks about how he’s the next messiah

    • @aljorie1743
      @aljorie1743 4 роки тому +16

      Muffin Time - hes drunk ? 💀

    • @novapog6660
      @novapog6660 4 роки тому +3

      I broke the 69 likes

    • @thsxi
      @thsxi 4 роки тому +6

      Nova Plays but why, why would you do that

    • @Jamiar
      @Jamiar 4 роки тому +2

      xenasuucth no

    • @aljorie1743
      @aljorie1743 4 роки тому +6

      marie adams - i was gonna put “ but he doesnt drink “ but i had to do something right after i commented lmaoo