ERA - Ameno (Official Music Video)

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  • @duffinthemuffin5792
    @duffinthemuffin5792 5 років тому +19008

    People must have been vibing in the 14th century when this came out

    • @epiclolito8226
      @epiclolito8226 5 років тому +1289

      My liege! I bring sick beats from a land far away!

    • @Glennjamyyyn
      @Glennjamyyyn 5 років тому +758

      Vibing with my liege to the trap beats of 1347 AD

    • @Kira-jz9yr
      @Kira-jz9yr 5 років тому +150

      Dorime..

    • @asiraphael
      @asiraphael 5 років тому +51

      damn no cap

    • @EpicTheo
      @EpicTheo 5 років тому +430

      @@zebthurman4465 I want to thank my family, God, my dogs, my cats, the Demon under my bed and that tick on my ass cheek for granting me this golden opportunity. I thereby grant you the *r/woooosh*

  • @Bwt_0162
    @Bwt_0162 4 роки тому +24663

    Moment of silence for those who haven't found this song and are still looking.

    • @mahdifettar7742
      @mahdifettar7742 4 роки тому +64

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_franman
      @the_franman 4 роки тому +228

      I have finnaly found it

    • @theleapingnight2596
      @theleapingnight2596 4 роки тому +96

      Bruh for real took for ever the first time and the second time

    • @abhik.9092
      @abhik.9092 4 роки тому +129

      It took 8 year to found this song.

    • @miainsel3467
      @miainsel3467 4 роки тому +44

      Cheers for I have found salvation

  • @fayealonzo3168
    @fayealonzo3168 4 роки тому +4457

    i will never forgive myself for being 10 years late to this.

  • @Kewals2PL
    @Kewals2PL 3 місяці тому +503

    500 hundred years and it's still a banger!

    • @sionnach3104
      @sionnach3104 2 місяці тому +5

      Wasn’t this created in 1996? It’s not Latin but pseudo-Latin.

    • @Psychoactic631
      @Psychoactic631 2 місяці тому +23

      @@sionnach3104it was a joke my guy

    • @blackmetal1925
      @blackmetal1925 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes 🙏

    • @Kewals2PL
      @Kewals2PL 2 місяці тому +4

      @@sionnach3104
      R/whoosh man

    • @Ros-n3i
      @Ros-n3i Місяць тому +1

      @@Kewals2PL r/foundmobileuser.

  • @moe725
    @moe725 4 роки тому +800

    WHY IS THIS SO RELAXING AND KINDA FRIGHTENING AT THE SAME TIME?

    • @hangfire5944
      @hangfire5944 4 роки тому +51

      It's lyrics aren't even in a real language. The song was designed to be pleasing which is why you find it both relaxing and frightening.

    • @moe725
      @moe725 4 роки тому +10

      @@hangfire5944 Is this a religious song? I mean is it related to any religion?

    • @hangfire5944
      @hangfire5944 4 роки тому +41

      No. It was an experimental song so I can understand some of the confusion. This song was just made to sound good.

    • @bigcj3676
      @bigcj3676 4 роки тому +11

      @@hangfire5944 it's actually franch
      edit: it's latin

    • @hemagoyal1477
      @hemagoyal1477 4 роки тому +12

      No it is not french. I am learning French and it does not sound like this

  • @matthewsilva9975
    @matthewsilva9975 Рік тому +6032

    I remember hearing this for the first time. It got me through a tough time in 1347

  • @gabrielaheredia8793
    @gabrielaheredia8793 5 років тому +6397

    2010: ameno
    2019: D O R I M E

    • @mamamilker9039
      @mamamilker9039 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/zQ4LiyFF8RU/v-deo.html

    • @rsc8918
      @rsc8918 5 років тому +18

      La verdad

    • @jhonatancosta8570
      @jhonatancosta8570 5 років тому +32

      2020*

    • @dice4866
      @dice4866 5 років тому +21

      Also 2019: Dorime Miku

    • @dice4866
      @dice4866 5 років тому +10

      @@sharky3065 Ah yes, 2019...feel like just some days ago. I'm not yet ready for 2020

  • @rupeshjungchhetri007
    @rupeshjungchhetri007 Місяць тому +77

    It took me exactly 1 decade to finally found this song and I'm glad that I've found it. ❤ DECEMBER 2024

    • @LuckaMessi
      @LuckaMessi Місяць тому +2

      Welcome in this master piece

    • @BladeCrossEXE
      @BladeCrossEXE 5 днів тому

      I'm curious to hear this tale, now. A decade is quite a long time.

    • @lucaxlima2338
      @lucaxlima2338 25 хвилин тому

      Why so late???

  • @johnmushahary2198
    @johnmushahary2198 4 роки тому +5112

    During online classes
    Prof: Tell your sister not to run in the background.
    Me who lives alone:

    • @iSTEFIXi
      @iSTEFIXi 4 роки тому +199

      not gonna lie that scared me

    • @shivammittal6066
      @shivammittal6066 4 роки тому +34

      💀 💀 💀 💀

    • @babyking8258
      @babyking8258 4 роки тому +70

      😭🤣🤣 my fucking parents got angry bc of how loud I was laughing at this

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 4 роки тому +42

      "I'm sorry what"

    • @yo-pj7hy
      @yo-pj7hy 4 роки тому +17

      Run

  • @chardechada8886
    @chardechada8886 4 роки тому +3091

    Everybody gangsta until the world sing this song

    • @kd_link1718
      @kd_link1718 4 роки тому +41

      ZA! WARUDO!

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 4 роки тому +22

      @@kd_link1718 pucci: dorime

    • @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006
      @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 4 роки тому +14

      @@oni8337 *speeds up time*

    • @kgb35
      @kgb35 4 роки тому +5

      Wait whats ur name again commrade

    • @babyboysmooth1353
      @babyboysmooth1353 4 роки тому +9

      It'd be funny if everyone met up in big groups around the world and started singing this in sync

  • @TheLastChip
    @TheLastChip 4 роки тому +44229

    When you play Rock paper scissors on a reflection and you win...

    • @jester1444
      @jester1444 4 роки тому +1356

      I just tried that and won 2, tied 1, lost 0

    • @killasammyy
      @killasammyy 4 роки тому +1954

      i've won but at what cost?

    • @notfinch6671
      @notfinch6671 4 роки тому +569

      i honestly dont know how to respond to this one.

    • @ZBreezee-nb2rl
      @ZBreezee-nb2rl 4 роки тому +370

      Now nobody new will know how this comment got so many likes.

    • @DasJafss
      @DasJafss 4 роки тому +95

      Well you and your reflection both win, and what did they use...

  • @paulettebattesti6634
    @paulettebattesti6634 2 місяці тому +76

    November 2024, me in France... Beautifull.. Deep emotion. Strenght and beauty..

  • @mfgameplay5030
    @mfgameplay5030 5 років тому +2153

    2010: AMENO
    2020: DORI ME

  • @marcspyder6721
    @marcspyder6721 5 років тому +5151

    2010: Dude this song is awesome
    2020: Cheemsbubger

  • @giorgos_.4_
    @giorgos_.4_ 3 роки тому +5009

    This song never gets old

  • @patricianicolas8353
    @patricianicolas8353 Місяць тому +8

    Je suis Française !! i d'ont speak ERA c'est un dialecte imaginaire !! et je suis fan ! c'est un groupe rock Français

  • @giantfightingroboto
    @giantfightingroboto 5 років тому +5922

    When you level up Faith by a single point in Dark Souls

    • @hoochieman1094
      @hoochieman1094 5 років тому +115

      GiantFightingRobot praise the sun gesture be like

    • @caydegodson
      @caydegodson 5 років тому +51

      Using Tear of the Undying in PvP as the other dude starts to point down

    • @DarkAngel-jo8ix
      @DarkAngel-jo8ix 5 років тому +57

      Faith builds: ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️😡⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
      Boss: 34,998/35,000 HP

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 5 років тому +28


      \ 😇 /
      I☀I
      / \

    • @the_mad_bear3683
      @the_mad_bear3683 5 років тому +4

      so you can have a regen build

  • @treyes6540
    @treyes6540 5 років тому +17306

    2010: Woow what awesome epic song!
    2019: Jajaja Patricio rezando

  • @meesemurger
    @meesemurger 5 років тому +448

    When you sneeze and somebody says “bless you”

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 3 місяці тому +3

      You remember you live alone after hearing that.

  • @kristenellie
    @kristenellie 19 днів тому +2

    Soo happy that I found this one today!! This is sooo much nostalgia, I listened to this one the first time when I was a child going up to teenage years & now I'm 37 & haven't listened to this one until today!! thank you soo much, it made my evening! :)

  • @kmilo1173
    @kmilo1173 5 років тому +9219

    Me: hears strange noises in my house
    Also me: D O R I M E

    • @jaelynwatson8286
      @jaelynwatson8286 5 років тому +39

      Kmilo Javier accurate

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 5 років тому +77

      Runs to Bathroom, grabs Blessed Sword, turns on the lights and runs upstairs, starts a revolution

    • @Horsheeen
      @Horsheeen 5 років тому +28

      Nice picture, love reach

    • @zrifaxx
      @zrifaxx 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ripdft5417
      @ripdft5417 4 роки тому +3

      Dude is that Emile as your profile picture?🔥

  • @Gumfondle
    @Gumfondle 5 років тому +22267

    Me: I’m not that religious.
    Me before the test:

    • @ewin608
      @ewin608 5 років тому +137

      Gumfondle too true

    • @epiclolito8226
      @epiclolito8226 5 років тому +550

      May thou have thee blessing from our divine lord, for thou must trudge through the deepest crevices of the abyss, also known as "Wednesday's Math Test". May our divine father bless you, young one.

    • @cippy5450
      @cippy5450 5 років тому +45

      And before you get the Test back!

    • @bluelakes_
      @bluelakes_ 5 років тому +10

      Best comment

    • @Yuki85
      @Yuki85 5 років тому +9

      AMENO

  • @Dorukasuu
    @Dorukasuu 4 роки тому +13094

    Me singing this song:
    Demons under my bed: that's so true.

  • @wicusjansenvanvuuren2614
    @wicusjansenvanvuuren2614 2 місяці тому +17

    Remember when this came out, it was just after Joan of Arc died, we all cried.

  • @fassone5336
    @fassone5336 4 роки тому +2612

    Prof: why didn't you go to the bathroom during the break?
    Boys bathroom during the break:

  • @anikaitkapoor1946
    @anikaitkapoor1946 4 роки тому +3057

    5yo me sleeps on couch
    Me 8 hrs later realising that I am in my bedroom

    • @NinaNina-qr2pf
      @NinaNina-qr2pf 4 роки тому +83

      *TELEPORTATION!!*

    • @mrinalgaur9243
      @mrinalgaur9243 4 роки тому +105

      But you're home alone 😂

    • @soanxious9716
      @soanxious9716 4 роки тому +11

      @@mrinalgaur9243 :O

    • @Crigence
      @Crigence 4 роки тому +17

      This actually happened to me once
      (PS: Why do i feel like your username comes before the number "47"?)

    • @boi7741
      @boi7741 4 роки тому +3

      @@mrinalgaur9243 Ooof

  • @gngrfella1245
    @gngrfella1245 4 роки тому +2427

    I learned how to speak enchantment table when I listened to this song

    • @maumau7410
      @maumau7410 4 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @michafrappe7908
      @michafrappe7908 4 роки тому +14

      Skyrim or Minecraft?

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 4 роки тому +25

      @@michafrappe7908 yes

    • @ionheart9313
      @ionheart9313 4 роки тому +4

      @@chieckenman4432 thats a very questionable answer lol

    • @Valpetine
      @Valpetine 4 роки тому +2

      And thus the ritual was complete and the power divined!

  • @brianponce264
    @brianponce264 2 дні тому +3

    Los que la escuchamos en el 2025

  • @janchroust5575
    @janchroust5575 4 роки тому +1973

    Everybody gangsta till you stop the song and it keeps playing from outside

  • @viewer6935
    @viewer6935 4 роки тому +3602

    When you say "hello" at the graveyard and someone says "hello" back...

    • @uzairaslam6327
      @uzairaslam6327 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @AchillesRightNow
      @AchillesRightNow 4 роки тому +13

      i want to like the reply but i simply cant, its my duty to keep it at 69

    • @hipreplacer7
      @hipreplacer7 4 роки тому +14

      Turns out its just a homeless man smacked out on PCP. Happened to me twice

    • @viewer6935
      @viewer6935 4 роки тому +5

      @@hipreplacer7 O-o damn

    • @AchillesRightNow
      @AchillesRightNow 4 роки тому +2

      @@viewer6935 it wasnt when the reply was made so someone messed up 😂

  • @gaurityagi1228
    @gaurityagi1228 4 роки тому +2263

    Mom : "calls me by my full name"
    My brother, preparing my funeral :

  • @elenakrito7333
    @elenakrito7333 Місяць тому +53

    December 2024 ? 🧘🏻‍♀️

  • @suzuyaban3133
    @suzuyaban3133 4 роки тому +3476

    When you roast guy in the Wheelchair but he stands up:

  • @mohdata8008
    @mohdata8008 4 роки тому +5401

    When you didn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

  • @Makima-l6d
    @Makima-l6d 4 роки тому +1427

    Teacher: Why don't you go to the bathroom during lunch?
    Bathroom during lunch:

    • @CadetFD
      @CadetFD 4 роки тому +23

      D I O the last time you had a teacher... carriages were popular

    • @chodibarakuda4840
      @chodibarakuda4840 4 роки тому +5

      DIO!

    • @CadetFD
      @CadetFD 4 роки тому +3

      oh crap stuff got real

    • @Makima-l6d
      @Makima-l6d 4 роки тому +3

      @@chodibarakuda4840 DIAVOLO!

    • @kaidothedragon2821
      @kaidothedragon2821 4 роки тому +2

      @@Makima-l6d pucci

  • @resi4fan4ever
    @resi4fan4ever 2 місяці тому +4

    Beautiful.

  • @fernandadenarancia9232
    @fernandadenarancia9232 5 років тому +10976

    2014: ah yeah, illuminatti memes, that sucks.
    2020: *_DORIME_* 🐶🙏

    • @garterbelttights6607
      @garterbelttights6607 5 років тому +176

      Back then, Illuminati memes were one of the best

    • @baranfirdevs1149
      @baranfirdevs1149 5 років тому +15

      İlluminati???

    • @Limonadesyrup
      @Limonadesyrup 5 років тому +8

      cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463105530437566475/663818688746487818/Get_baited.mp4

    • @baranfirdevs1149
      @baranfirdevs1149 5 років тому +3

      @G Eクレイジー 3. Worl war
      2021?

    • @Sorbon_Husky
      @Sorbon_Husky 5 років тому +3

      Can someone explain me that? XD

  • @indifferentone8991
    @indifferentone8991 5 років тому +5902

    *Ameno by Era starts playing*
    Atheists: why do I hear boss music

    • @jonathandiaz3370
      @jonathandiaz3370 5 років тому +42

      Definitely boss music 😀

    • @yeet1399
      @yeet1399 5 років тому +109

      The crusades have started.

    • @sodsurendunkhorol1576
      @sodsurendunkhorol1576 5 років тому +22

      this is miniboss music man main boss music is "in the name of god" by powerwolf

    • @CDeity
      @CDeity 5 років тому +35

      Jokes on you, this song was made to mock Christians

    • @CrimsonSofia
      @CrimsonSofia 5 років тому +29

      @@CDeity its a joke fuck off with your bullshit.

  • @jackskeleton1239
    @jackskeleton1239 4 роки тому +2983

    Everybody gangsta until the priests start singing this song....

    • @isalsavage-_-8490
      @isalsavage-_-8490 4 роки тому +15

      It is 2020

    • @barbarawall2333
      @barbarawall2333 4 роки тому +34

      Is that a
      jojo reference

    • @jackskeleton1239
      @jackskeleton1239 4 роки тому +6

      @@isalsavage-_-8490 i know that is why i wrote the comment xd

    • @jackskeleton1239
      @jackskeleton1239 4 роки тому +10

      Barbara Wall i don’t watch jojo but if it is a jojo reference i will start watching xd

    • @verrater7045
      @verrater7045 4 роки тому +12

      @@jackskeleton1239 part 6 reference i think

  • @logteammultigaming3584
    @logteammultigaming3584 29 днів тому +2

    Merci pour ces 6000 rose des sables, même après toutes ces années vous êtes des légendes !

  • @mightyhawk1841
    @mightyhawk1841 4 роки тому +624

    DAD: "Are u winning son?"
    Son: Looks at the empty doorway form where the voice came from....

    • @spynix0718
      @spynix0718 4 роки тому +25

      In the context of the video this is scary, but in the context of this comment only it is actually just really sad.

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 4 роки тому +11

      Ameno, *Ameno*

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 роки тому +4

      fix you grammar boi

    • @mightyhawk1841
      @mightyhawk1841 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-hk8yp7cw1v sorry,silly typing mistake😁

    • @amitjoysingh
      @amitjoysingh 4 роки тому +1

      Deep

  • @King64-o9y
    @King64-o9y 4 роки тому +3010

    When a 5yr old understands an adult joke
    The parents:

    • @guiriteditions9222
      @guiriteditions9222 4 роки тому +5

      reality kkkkkkkk

    • @sagarpal30
      @sagarpal30 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fidelemilianotorresaparici2886
      @fidelemilianotorresaparici2886 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhhahhahahavvhahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahaahahhahahqaggagaggaghahahahshhahahshshahhshsshhshhshhshshhshshhshhs

    • @echospook
      @echospook 4 роки тому +3

      "heh...."

    • @DomiNatorCR7.
      @DomiNatorCR7. 4 роки тому

      So funny song i cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600
    @crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 4 роки тому +5241

    The evolution of this song really took a weird turn in history.

    • @livsmh7553
      @livsmh7553 4 роки тому +37

      Way too true

    • @kdesperado6529
      @kdesperado6529 4 роки тому +255

      Meme culture does that

    • @Banjo6401
      @Banjo6401 4 роки тому +37

      I remember not being able to find it in like 2016

    • @piercarlolasala4818
      @piercarlolasala4818 4 роки тому +33

      I'm Italian, I saw a video on tik tok that says there are some Italian word in this "song" but I'm still confused 😕. Can someone explain me what does this thing mean?

    • @crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600
      @crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 4 роки тому +89

      @@piercarlolasala4818 I believe the words are gibberish

  • @ghod254
    @ghod254 Місяць тому +1

    Confession: I first heard this from a Nigerian rapper Olamide and respected it's origin for years .. many years later.. I heard this again with Goya menor... I got confused and washed again coz tha amapiano sound killed it too. Then listening back to Olamide in 2024, High asf...I thought about the original sound and hit the search button...here I am... I've spent ten years looking for this and now it's history. Amen 🙏 @Ghod is here❤⚖️

  • @MerryGoAroundLife
    @MerryGoAroundLife 4 роки тому +1328

    I was singing along and I accidentally summoned my mom with a bowl of holy water

    • @X77__
      @X77__ 4 роки тому +14

      Are you sure it was not a pastar

    • @LuisRomero-ql2hc
      @LuisRomero-ql2hc 4 роки тому +4

      Felicitaciones

    • @kjoter
      @kjoter 4 роки тому +8

      PerrySport jeez man, lighten up

    • @majhabalikhan2562
      @majhabalikhan2562 4 роки тому +10

      @PerrySport pretty sure your bullying this kid. So stop. Get some help

    • @majhabalikhan2562
      @majhabalikhan2562 4 роки тому +3

      @PerrySport BRUH

  • @y33t23
    @y33t23 4 роки тому +2568

    When the toilet is clogged and the water starts rising:

    • @dogodeg4250
      @dogodeg4250 4 роки тому +22

      Clogzilla

    • @TRXLLGE
      @TRXLLGE 4 роки тому +29

      A wise man once said : “I am constipated and scared” I genuinely worry when it floods

    • @naave627
      @naave627 4 роки тому +4

      Hurts

    • @coolio4548
      @coolio4548 4 роки тому +23

      Plot Twist: It's not even at your house and you can't tell the owner

    • @juliantrujillo7006
      @juliantrujillo7006 4 роки тому +6

      @@coolio4548 Even worse

  • @slideyboi4668
    @slideyboi4668 4 роки тому +761

    When your at a funeral and the person in the coffin flips the pillow to the cooler side.

  • @buzzlightyear1785
    @buzzlightyear1785 3 місяці тому +13

    We makin’ it out the parish with this one boys.

  • @alexmcbeth4524
    @alexmcbeth4524 4 роки тому +4723

    When the silent kid of the class speaks in his own made-up language and *the chair starts levitating*
    *Whole class* :

  • @DanielMartinez-fz4bo
    @DanielMartinez-fz4bo 4 роки тому +716

    "Sings Dorime"
    Demon: And I took that personally

    • @RigJig
      @RigJig 4 роки тому +10

      It’s actually called ameno

    • @miguelaller3208
      @miguelaller3208 4 роки тому

      To each his own!!!

    • @glowden4713
      @glowden4713 4 роки тому +1

      It dosent mean anything though

    • @Stu0457
      @Stu0457 4 роки тому +1

      @@miguelaller3208 wha you mean? The song? Because that song is pretty good

    • @Stu0457
      @Stu0457 4 роки тому

      This is why I refuse to sing it, as much as I want to

  • @yashanand4313
    @yashanand4313 4 роки тому +1523

    Teacher: What comes before 47
    The quiet kid: AK
    *dorime*

    • @DoubleWumbo
      @DoubleWumbo 4 роки тому +16

      Funny thing is one of my classmates nickname was that

    • @radhikasudheer
      @radhikasudheer 4 роки тому +7

      @@DoubleWumbo what

    • @DoubleWumbo
      @DoubleWumbo 4 роки тому +5

      @@radhikasudheer there was 2 students back then in my class that had the same name so my teacher gave one of them a nickname that was there initials
      Tldr teacher gave initial nickname to my classmate

    • @radhikasudheer
      @radhikasudheer 4 роки тому

      @@DoubleWumbo so AK was given to who

    • @GabrielHenrique-mm7lu
      @GabrielHenrique-mm7lu 4 роки тому +1

      Wrong music

  • @BeenPaidRayy
    @BeenPaidRayy 4 роки тому +4339

    When your feeling scared so you hug your teddy and he hugs you back:

    • @eraykaragul4047
      @eraykaragul4047 4 роки тому +33

      O

    • @miguelaller3208
      @miguelaller3208 4 роки тому +19

      LAS "PEQUEŇAS COSAS "SON LAS QUE AL FINAL TE ENGRANDECEN!!!!

    • @ghostie888
      @ghostie888 4 роки тому +83

      idky but this scared me so much that my body took a screenshot

    • @alessiaisgone4619
      @alessiaisgone4619 4 роки тому +28

      You can't say that it's 3 am and I'm hugging my teddy bear

    • @ER-bc6fs
      @ER-bc6fs 4 роки тому +3

      you’re*

  • @Dark-kk9bs
    @Dark-kk9bs 4 роки тому +3090

    Ninguém:
    Cachorros de madrugada: Latiremo

  • @dankm.6306
    @dankm.6306 4 роки тому +32509

    Me trying to sing without knowing the lyrics
    Also Me: Why is the sky getting dark?

    • @Kristiano_papparapaaaa
      @Kristiano_papparapaaaa 4 роки тому +908

      shenron has appeared

    • @JhuanVSales
      @JhuanVSales 4 роки тому +317

      I know the whole lyrics though

    • @incursiogodzyt9007
      @incursiogodzyt9007 4 роки тому +210

      Poor person doesn’t know he has killed himself

    • @anastartes2693
      @anastartes2693 4 роки тому +703

      Satan: "hey you called?"

    • @sinrai8672
      @sinrai8672 4 роки тому +299

      My sky got suddenly red and everyone started slitting their throats and smearing themselves in their own blood.

  • @Angel4utc
    @Angel4utc 2 місяці тому +5

    Enchantingly beautiful vibes...

  • @ciso6142
    @ciso6142 3 роки тому +1948

    Me: *Defeats the boss *
    Everyone else in the office:

  • @HilariouslyScary
    @HilariouslyScary 4 роки тому +617

    Video: *published ten years ago*
    Comments: *one week ago*

  • @ForlornLemon
    @ForlornLemon 4 роки тому +2887

    Me: licks knife after using it
    Everyone else around the operating table:

    • @Curooror
      @Curooror 4 роки тому +28

      * Smack * *noice*

    • @basicallyimhilly
      @basicallyimhilly 4 роки тому +12

      I didn't know knives were used in surgery

    • @GenericSpaceNerd
      @GenericSpaceNerd 4 роки тому +8

      @@basicallyimhilly cutting open stuff?

    • @basicallyimhilly
      @basicallyimhilly 4 роки тому +9

      @@GenericSpaceNerd scalpels are not knives

    • @Almondetare
      @Almondetare 4 роки тому +27

      @@basicallyimhilly
      scal·pel
      /ˈskalpəl/
      noun
      a knife with a small, sharp, sometimes detachable blade, as used by a surgeon.
      I looked up something too obvious.

  • @amranitaha5962
    @amranitaha5962 5 років тому +1589

    when you're playing rock paper scissors with your reflection and you win

  • @crazyburritos7720
    @crazyburritos7720 4 роки тому +5018

    Me : **sees a little girl crying near a grave in cemetery**
    Me : “What’s wrong?”
    Little girl : “No one came to my funeral”
    Me :

  • @sussybaka152
    @sussybaka152 4 роки тому +2292

    Teacher: Whats your favorite pet
    Quiet kid:desert eagle
    Class:

  • @GenevieveSweeneyTwo
    @GenevieveSweeneyTwo Місяць тому +55

    0:18 My Fav Part

    • @PRINGSTON-h1e
      @PRINGSTON-h1e Місяць тому +1

      🙏🏻Dorime - Patricio Estrella ⭐

  • @kenji9445
    @kenji9445 5 років тому +2705

    this song: **gets released**
    **athiests drop to 0%**

    • @buttsexmotorsport3
      @buttsexmotorsport3 5 років тому +12

      no

    • @SelaruYT
      @SelaruYT 5 років тому +25

      You re about 9 years to late

    • @joowa2159
      @joowa2159 5 років тому +1

      You’re about an hour late

    • @360mel7
      @360mel7 5 років тому +4

      a t h i e s t

    • @aviannasamuel3826
      @aviannasamuel3826 5 років тому +13

      @@afrodith4443 OK boomer, thanks for ruining the joke.

  • @d3aDsH0T_xxX
    @d3aDsH0T_xxX 4 роки тому +1889

    When your phone's camera detects 2 faces but you're taking a selfie home alone.

  • @ChristopherCLibre
    @ChristopherCLibre 3 роки тому +1374

    Fans starts to love the character*
    Author:

  • @nataliacaffaratti
    @nataliacaffaratti Місяць тому +4

    Piel de gallina! Una hermosura escuchar esto

  • @thecone3914
    @thecone3914 4 роки тому +775

    "Remember, it doesn't matter if we lose, what's important is that we have fun."
    Everyone in the Military:

  • @todortodorov2762
    @todortodorov2762 4 роки тому +1607

    Teacher: What comes before 47?
    Quiet kid: AK
    The class:

  • @alexmcbeth4524
    @alexmcbeth4524 4 роки тому +2782

    *When you tell jokes at funeral and the deadbody starts laughing*
    Everyone:

    • @yourfellowhumanbeing2323
      @yourfellowhumanbeing2323 4 роки тому +13

      Noice

    • @nier3296
      @nier3296 4 роки тому +10

      lmao good one

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 4 роки тому +10

      *DORIME*

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 4 роки тому +11

      Hey laughing can prolong life. So maybe the corpse laughed so hard they had 3 more secs to live

    • @datoneguy8278
      @datoneguy8278 4 роки тому +5

      That means we would have to kill the person to make sure they're dead

  • @melvinelliott9362
    @melvinelliott9362 2 місяці тому +58

    November 2024???

  • @jacintobelano6169
    @jacintobelano6169 4 роки тому +2353

    Me: Gets up and flips my pillow over the cold side*
    People at my funeral:

  • @lcrn6288
    @lcrn6288 4 роки тому +3968

    Girls: Why don’t boys understand our hints!
    Their hints:

    • @sgt1201
      @sgt1201 4 роки тому +39

      I KNOW PERFECTLY

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 4 роки тому +38

      * Fake latin *

    • @clqude
      @clqude 4 роки тому +18

      Time to become a guy

    • @Cye_D
      @Cye_D 4 роки тому +8

      I see the light

    • @barskaplan8780
      @barskaplan8780 4 роки тому +10

      This is some big brain comment

  • @yeethaha1533
    @yeethaha1533 4 роки тому +1050

    Teacher: what goes before 34?
    My friend: rule
    The whole school:

  • @АнатолійЛукасевич-ь8х

    Нічого не мінчється .❤дух асперіто сантош..тривожить❤

  • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
    @fiendfoliorealnotfake 4 роки тому +2174

    Me: walks into the wrong room
    The kids sacrificing the teacher to satan:

  • @somegamer7268
    @somegamer7268 4 роки тому +1862

    Everyone in the neighborhood: *Flushes the toilet at the same time*
    Random rat:

  • @mcdonalds2896
    @mcdonalds2896 3 роки тому +2214

    When the quiet kid says " *father forgive me* "
    The whole class:

  • @ciarandevine8490
    @ciarandevine8490 2 місяці тому +2

    Wow, great sound on my amazing system. Truly appreciated. ❤

  • @dariusfarrel5027
    @dariusfarrel5027 5 років тому +2361

    Me: "I'm not that religious."
    Me after 23 taco bells:

    • @davidschleifman1588
      @davidschleifman1588 5 років тому +37

      me after 2 cheemsburgers

    • @MemeJPEG
      @MemeJPEG 5 років тому +39

      *g o d w a s m e x i c a n*

    • @nzoththecorruptor2230
      @nzoththecorruptor2230 5 років тому +12

      *Furiously prays to God that you don't blow your toilet up*

    • @LogSpawn
      @LogSpawn 5 років тому +23

      i am going to assume you mean 23 taco bell tacos and not 23 entire taco bells, building and all, because that would raise a lot of questions

    • @dariusfarrel5027
      @dariusfarrel5027 5 років тому +5

      @@LogSpawn well ofc i mean the tacos, like my fucking stomach gonna fit 23 the entire taco bell company

  • @obiwankenobi661
    @obiwankenobi661 4 роки тому +1427

    me: hey mom, look at this funny picture **hands her smartphone**
    mom: oh yeah tahts funny **starts swiping**
    me:

    • @zerodeathsss
      @zerodeathsss 4 роки тому +36

      omg that happened to me one time and when she scrolled down it was a video of someone swearing and I thought that I was gonna die-

    • @devour_smash8557
      @devour_smash8557 4 роки тому +5

      @@zerodeathsss what is the meaning of swearing ? Sry i’m Quebecois

    • @zerodeathsss
      @zerodeathsss 4 роки тому +2

      @@devour_smash8557 oh uhh, idk how to explain it.

    • @devour_smash8557
      @devour_smash8557 4 роки тому +1

      @@zerodeathsss ok

    • @devour_smash8557
      @devour_smash8557 4 роки тому +1

      @@zerodeathsss i understand it by the way he wrote it so np don’t worry

  • @alexisNatanael
    @alexisNatanael 5 років тому +759

    2010 : Epic music
    2012 : Loquenderos del Apocalipsis
    2015 : Te orine / Mandelos por Email
    2019 : Dorime

    • @jameshighway2308
      @jameshighway2308 5 років тому +1

      Alex Videogames Yo brother listen can u translate me this song or u know where i can find english lyrics?
      Been looking 4 ages cant find shit...

    • @gonzalosanchez5374
      @gonzalosanchez5374 5 років тому +5

      Abuelo me orineee!!!

    • @cban99
      @cban99 5 років тому

      Haha very funny!!!!😂😂😂

    • @hevox1121
      @hevox1121 5 років тому

      @@jameshighway2308 You can find it only in spanish,I was searching and I don't found an English translation.

    • @funkeyxenermkdeportes4860
      @funkeyxenermkdeportes4860 5 років тому

      Alex Videogames :0 0000

  • @Monochromatikon
    @Monochromatikon 4 дні тому +3

    When I hear it I got immersed into something unexplainable, for me it's not even on the mysterious side of the spectrum, it's beyond that. It's like floating in the open space, being in all places at the same time when simultaneously being just there. It's like traveling into the void.

  • @catboyneilcicierega
    @catboyneilcicierega 4 роки тому +3291

    Wheelchair kid: Stands up
    Blind kid: He can walk?
    Mute kid: He can see?
    Deaf kid: He can speak?
    Doctor:

  • @maurola100
    @maurola100 5 років тому +2223

    Cuando ves pasar la misma moto 2 veces
    0:18

    • @MrFear-dy2xg
      @MrFear-dy2xg 5 років тому +77

      Escapa de ahí esponja!!!!

    • @stiflingtea6654
      @stiflingtea6654 5 років тому +48

      No es la hora de pensar es la hora de correr

    • @abraham-lr6280
      @abraham-lr6280 5 років тому +21

      ese compa ya esta muertooooooooooo nomas no le an avisadoooooooo

    • @wils0oncat
      @wils0oncat 5 років тому +10

      @@stiflingtea6654 No es la hora de pensar es la hora de pensar
      Sónic.exe adejado de funcionar

    • @rcptoruniversal
      @rcptoruniversal 5 років тому +17

      But tiene diferente placa :v

  • @bling3246
    @bling3246 4 роки тому +622

    Me: *sleeps peacefully thinking 2020 will end in 2 days*
    32nd December 2020:

  • @ukasznowakowski7037
    @ukasznowakowski7037 Місяць тому +1

    Nastrojowo i klimatycznie. Ogólnie - idealnie🇵🇱

  • @leobytheway6038
    @leobytheway6038 4 роки тому +1161

    Me: *uses knife to save ammo*
    Everyone else at the Nerf battle:

  • @patchwork_asylum
    @patchwork_asylum 3 роки тому +3129

    Me: turns my pillow to the cold side
    Everyone else at my funeral:

  • @yony4k
    @yony4k 4 роки тому +594

    when you don't run fast enough after closing the lights in the basement

    • @AnAceBrit
      @AnAceBrit 4 роки тому +23

      Ṯ̸̢̡̢̛̬̭̥̼͔̹̥̲̬̪̦̲̘̻̥͚̇̐̐́̀̋̑͗̔̓̅̍͒̋̈́̍͒̚͝ò̸̧̥͕̞̳̟̺͔͉̦̹̞̺̮̳͆̋̌͌̈́͂͒͋͌̎̚͝ ̵̧̢̧͉͍͖̝̭̳͔̘̲̰͇̮͌̽̿̒̿͆̂̓̐̋͒̉̌̈́͜t̵̡̺͙͇̳̮͕̞͚͇͍̖̖̽̃̈́̄͋̅̽̐̽̃̓̿͐̾̅̿͆̚ͅͅḣ̶̬̬̭̣̪̰͕́̓̒̈́͛̓͊̉̈́̈̌͑̊͌̉̐̏̉e̴̫̙͈̣̱͈͙͖͐͂͂̈́̽̃̾̊̈́̕ ̴̡̢͎͔͔̰̻͎̫̐̈̎̃̎̓̓̾͗̅́̈́̚s̷̨̟̣̘͇̥̳̞̬̹̬̹̊͜h̶͖̲̥̲̭̖̩͎͈̞̤͈̞͖̖̬̲̞̻͎̭͓͋ͅą̵̜̖̥̜̯̮̭̺̣̪̄̔̒̿̈͊͂̋̌͐͛̒̓͛͜͠ͅd̵̟̱͍̺͙̘̟̺̰̰̓̋́̉̆̃̑̐͜ͅo̶̡̪̞͚̹̹͍͉̜̤̬̲̽̅͜ͅw̵̡̛͚̝̦̋́͛͗̐̄̿̊̀̎̿͋̓̾͘̕͝ ̷̩́́͠r̶̛͉͔̙̝̱̘̘̳͕͕̩̭̰͓͇̩̩̻̖͉͚̖̮͂̂̾̿̽̉̾́̅͑̆̐̑̌̅͗̉͘̕e̶̺͚̮͚͑̒̀̄̃̈́͗͆̇̈̄͑͊͑̈́̄̈͑͘͝͝͝a̴̢̲̼͍̟̦̟̟͔̲͌́̈͌̉̂̌͠͝l̸̡̗̘̝̪̫̞̹͕̯̭̻̮͌͗̅͐̉͊͂͛̏͜͠m̸̨̨̝̳̞͔̞̺̣̦̱̹͖͖̥͕̜͔̊́̂̇̈́̇̀̎́͂̈́̕͘͝ͅ ̶̡̢̧̡̧̲̝̖͙̩͓̬̱̼̜͈͇͛̂̑́͋̓̉̋͐̓͒͐͘͠͝ẅ̷̧̡̘̦̪̮͉͍̞̫̭̭̪͍̬͙͍̲̠̖̖̹́̀̓̿̓́̀̓͒͛̆̄̊͗̈́̊̇̓͋͌̚͘͠į̶̛̝͈̘͇̮̱͓͉͈̜̻̹̘̙͗̒͌̽̂̈́̈́̿́̈́̌́̊̍̈́̎͌t̷̡̛͖̮̪͑̒̆͆h̶̰̫̲͌̋̇̌̽̊͝ͅͅ ̵̧̡̨̘͉͔͔̞̪̳̹̻̭̳̗̝̩̙̭͗͋̏̓̑̏̂̓̎͜͜ͅỳ̷̨͕̙̖̰̖͙͈͎͉͔̗̋̔̕͠͝ͅo̵̡̢̡̹̻̹̟͙̫̘͕͇̭̥̲̘̼̳͔̬̝̹̠̾͛̆̎̏̅̀̅́̈̉̑̀̌͘̕͝ų̵̧̫̘͇̯̱̳̪̼̬̠̫̣͕͎͈̝͔̻̼͌

    • @amirnaghshinehfard1495
      @amirnaghshinehfard1495 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @zen-fe1gd
      @zen-fe1gd 4 роки тому +1

      exactly same here

    • @axzcel7135
      @axzcel7135 4 роки тому +1

      @@AnAceBrit needs more likes

    • @miguelaller3208
      @miguelaller3208 4 роки тому +1

      UN CONSEJO: NO TE PRESENTES PARA LAS OLIMPÍADAS!!!

  • @LuisaPanfelo
    @LuisaPanfelo Місяць тому +1

    A Berber here , i love and respect that Christian Culture, i send love to all Christians, spezial for the Berber ones all over the World ❤❤❤

  • @eatsleepdie1682
    @eatsleepdie1682 3 роки тому +3054

    When the smart kid starts crying during a test
    *Everyone:*

    • @urmom-ow5yx
      @urmom-ow5yx 3 роки тому +112

      He's crying because he got 19 instead of 20

    • @GatorBoi940
      @GatorBoi940 3 роки тому +50

      @@urmom-ow5yx nah it was because he got a 2020

    • @urmom-ow5yx
      @urmom-ow5yx 3 роки тому +9

      @@GatorBoi940 lmao

    • @ima_psykopathpsn8411
      @ima_psykopathpsn8411 3 роки тому +11

      @@GatorBoi940 no he got a COVID 19

    • @GatorBoi940
      @GatorBoi940 3 роки тому +6

      @@ima_psykopathpsn8411 ohhh nooo
      ITS MUTATED

  • @antoniocimino3913
    @antoniocimino3913 3 роки тому +1690

    Me: * turns the pillow in the fresh part *
    Everyone else at my funeral:

  • @Dominic-Decoco
    @Dominic-Decoco 4 роки тому +1953

    Everyone: Thank god 2020 is finally over...
    2021:

  • @maks.qbw_U
    @maks.qbw_U Місяць тому +66

    meet here in 2030?

  • @zeon36
    @zeon36 4 роки тому +1294

    Kid: How does Santa enter our house when we dont have a chimney?
    Santa coming out of the toilet:

    • @miguelaller3208
      @miguelaller3208 4 роки тому +5

      Mientras te traiga lo que quieres no importa por donde entre!!

    • @Hobbygaertner88
      @Hobbygaertner88 4 роки тому +23

      Its Satan, not Santa ;)

    • @5mac866
      @5mac866 4 роки тому +9

      “Got ya now, child!”
      *battle music starts*

    • @enderman6582
      @enderman6582 4 роки тому +1

      AW NO YOU HAD TO

    • @LekkerRekkenYT
      @LekkerRekkenYT 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @Knosek
    @Knosek 4 роки тому +1487

    me: trying to speak Latin
    the teacher who sees the demon I summoned:

  • @karanchhipa6004
    @karanchhipa6004 4 роки тому +753

    Me: **finally headshots someone to get more points**
    Everyone at the shooting practice range:

    • @3211-m9q
      @3211-m9q 4 роки тому +1

      That’s fucked up

    • @luccrafter007
      @luccrafter007 4 роки тому +2

      That’s intern police stuff

    • @yoniqu1222
      @yoniqu1222 4 роки тому +1

      Joke - good. Situation - scary.

    • @karanchhipa6004
      @karanchhipa6004 4 роки тому

      @@yoniqu1222 :)

    • @emilal
      @emilal 4 роки тому +3

      everyone at the school:

  • @mikil1790
    @mikil1790 15 днів тому +1

    Ave Ameno dorime! This is legendary song!

  • @atgaming3223
    @atgaming3223 4 роки тому +1634

    When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising...

  • @paulzamora4863
    @paulzamora4863 4 роки тому +741

    When your mom shouts "dinners ready!", but there's no food.

    • @wingding7955
      @wingding7955 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated af

    • @JJLarge
      @JJLarge 4 роки тому +8

      @@wingding7955 really isn't.

    • @wingding7955
      @wingding7955 4 роки тому +2

      @@JJLarge really isn’t.

    • @vitaminprotein9669
      @vitaminprotein9669 4 роки тому +6

      @Just Some Random UA-cam Profile Picture that's the correct context

    • @sausboi9085
      @sausboi9085 4 роки тому +6

      i read it like the mom was gonna cook the kid for dinner