Nothing Good Happens on the Couch | Joey Diaz

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  • @tajwashere
    @tajwashere 5 років тому +714

    Joey Diaz is effectively being the father I don’t have. Thanks for 24/7 clips.

    • @Paperbag-om6mh
      @Paperbag-om6mh 5 років тому +14

      Same here

    • @charlesbrouwer1614
      @charlesbrouwer1614 5 років тому +37

      Taj A I’m 18 with no parents and these podcasts have set me on the right path. I was exactly as Joey was as a kid since I was 16. These videos are underrated

    • @puppetfuji2762
      @puppetfuji2762 5 років тому +9

      This hit me deep

    • @benjaminsilvey5301
      @benjaminsilvey5301 5 років тому +13

      Paperbag1124 Hope everyone who reads this knows you’re loved life is too short these headlines lately have been super sad can’t even go on social media anymore life is a great gift we all have the ability to live the exact life we want to live.

    • @elguapo42
      @elguapo42 5 років тому +13

      I hate clickin Joeys videos cuz im gonna hear the things i dont want to but love it at the same time

  • @zaanstrasser5372
    @zaanstrasser5372 5 років тому +752

    I used to watch Joey to laugh, as of late he’s given advice that makes me objectively view myself.

  • @Gblonkers
    @Gblonkers 5 років тому +183

    Sat on the couch watching this

    • @awwskit3929
      @awwskit3929 5 років тому +6

      Rouge Rogan I haven’t gotten out the bed yet

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 років тому +6

      Aww Skit time you’ve enjoyed isn’t time wasted the way I see some things

    • @avodacado
      @avodacado 5 років тому +4

      @@awwskit3929 no better time than now Skit!

    • @rorororo4950
      @rorororo4950 5 років тому +2

      Same!!!

    • @Zzzz0099
      @Zzzz0099 3 роки тому +2

      Got my ass outta the house and took a walk after watching this. It was fucking great

  • @technoserf_digital
    @technoserf_digital 5 років тому +60

    THIS is why i watch the podcast. I love the laughs and shit but people arent talking about this stuff! Thank you Uncle Joey. Proud of you Lee

  • @davejackson1570
    @davejackson1570 5 років тому +66

    joey is sooooo right about getting out of the house...i decided to go to the beach for a freezing cold swim 20 mins from home 4:00am in the morning to get over lack of motivation and boost dopamine / immune system ..this not only replaced my 2-3 coffees in the morning before work at 6:30am but "aligned" me with me and now relationships are made easy and wealth just magically appears where i could'nt find it anywhere before - when comfort is put 1st - PAIN comes a close 2nd....now im on a roll and feel unstoppable and in complete control...nothing is stopping me now !!! nothing !!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ...what great advice.

  • @Dudemanbro1577
    @Dudemanbro1577 5 років тому +42

    Uncle Joey being an uncle to the younger generation. We love you man!

  • @redoxygen4876
    @redoxygen4876 5 років тому +71

    Audio get better at 1:03

  • @plaguex1
    @plaguex1 5 років тому +27

    Joey's so right. That includes us listening to him. Sure we can listen but let's be moving while we are or writing or doing something also. My wife's aunts father in law is 101 and still is lucid and drives. He tells us all the way to live long is to just move. Always stay active. He also said the couch will kill you.

  • @isolatedsurge967
    @isolatedsurge967 5 років тому +26

    "When i'd be at the bar playing those stupid pinball games, she'd walk over and take the quarters away and say that's enough! Go! Out! Go get hit by a car or something!" HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

    • @RanThaMan
      @RanThaMan 5 років тому +2

      Pappa Surge prime example why Joey is hilarious.

  • @mcnuttington7122
    @mcnuttington7122 3 роки тому +6

    This was the most motivational thing I've heard all year

  • @RyboXBL
    @RyboXBL 5 років тому +7

    This is the one UA-cam video I always come back to. Thank you Uncle Joey!

  • @harambe7430
    @harambe7430 5 років тому +31

    I’m 20 years old, so glad I heard this now, things are changing.

  • @TwentyOneBunSalute
    @TwentyOneBunSalute 2 роки тому +14

    I've been homeless for 1.5 years of the 3 years I've been out of my parents.
    I could sleep any day away... until I moved out. When your homeless in the summer you HAVE to move, especially if you live in your car, you'll die. 3 years later, now, I don't use an alarm, I don't even set it. I wake up with the sun, even if I can't see it.
    In the winter you wake up with the sun for warmth, in summer you wake up with the sun to find shade. After that becomes habit, then you get to enjoy the sunrise, because your ready for it. When you stop looking at the sunrise like the bell to get out of class, you start enjoying the sunrise, you grow up, and you move out.

  • @Quasimann
    @Quasimann 5 років тому +11

    Greetings from Sweden! Joey is a goldmine! Keep it up, you inspire many people!!

  • @juanvaldez5422
    @juanvaldez5422 5 років тому +12

    “You probably went to ballet and..” Lee: “YEAH” lmfao

  • @jmoneyfoamn2767
    @jmoneyfoamn2767 5 років тому +3

    Thanks for the positivity watching Joey and Joe has changed my life

  • @aoandd
    @aoandd Рік тому +3

    My mom used to sing this song to me Uncle Joey..I'm saying when I was little and I haven't remembered since thirty years... she said "Good morning to you, good morning to you, were all in our places with bright shining faces...today is the day..to start a new day!"
    She sang that to me and I remembered just now. Your mother built a man that lived in this world with an effect on the world he lived in. It was her job Uncle Joey, and she succeeded. From the bottom to the point there's nothing you haven't done, and there's people that picked up from the splinters and it's because of you because of your mother. That was a beautiful woman Sir. Nothing but it. I hope I'm not outta line..

  • @robertorhymes
    @robertorhymes Рік тому +2

    Self Discipline for the win For motivation these Joint clips are just the thing

  • @jimcatx3090
    @jimcatx3090 5 років тому +2

    Uncle Joey helped me balance my life with his life experiences very smart man great memory

  • @Twisted_utopia
    @Twisted_utopia 5 років тому +4

    Joey Diaz Lee Syatt +David Goggins = epic podcast

  • @dillyb54
    @dillyb54 5 років тому +3

    thank you for everything you've done joey I appreciate you more than you'll ever know you beautiful bastard

  • @hamid-lk5xx
    @hamid-lk5xx Рік тому +2

    I needed to hear this, thanks, uncle Joey.

  • @TrevorEst1994
    @TrevorEst1994 5 років тому +52

    "My television skills were very limited"

    • @isoaqua5825
      @isoaqua5825 5 років тому +4

      Just got this comment had 2 come back 2 lol !

  • @guiseppe6215
    @guiseppe6215 4 роки тому +1

    The chemistry. Is the realest.

  • @ayokevin287
    @ayokevin287 4 роки тому +1

    Just saw this video just now. This is really what I need. Readjust my ways to keep pursuing my vision.

  • @IllyrianHighlander
    @IllyrianHighlander 4 роки тому +2

    “Creating a position is what creates the future in this shit”

  • @jaystermac9870
    @jaystermac9870 4 роки тому +1

    Joey's advice is Tremendous

  • @arsek503
    @arsek503 5 років тому +32

    Me: Watches sitting on couch

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 3 роки тому +12

    Joey is super right about putting that talent and dream into another avenue. I went to music school in Hollywood at MI. I attended the school for my drum set addiction lol after that, played in a hand full of local LA bands as well as a summer on the road. I realized I wasn't super stoked about playing live anymore. Decided to get into songwriting and production around 2016 or so. Ive never been happier writing my own material, getting real fuckin good at mixing and mastering. And looking to get some representation to shop some music =) Homie is ready to get paid!

  • @arthurfonzarelli9828
    @arthurfonzarelli9828 5 років тому +1

    This video oddly brought a tear to my eye.

  • @iznbrgwhite421
    @iznbrgwhite421 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you uncle joey. Keep pumping these out they are bangers. You have a lot wisdom very similar to my father's. And I need this sh*t . Stay up!

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon 5 років тому +145

    This is coming from a guy who burglarized homes, get out of the house.

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 3 роки тому +2

    Joey's past reminds me of mine, how I was drug dealing in NY, moved out of state cause the heat was on... then went completely clean. Its a good thing to remind yourself how dark things can get if you keep your eyes shut.
    Still smoking reefer, and now instead of being a very successful Pot/Exctasy/LSD/Shroom dealer, Im starting a legit service-based business, and still holding these crazy day jobs :) Thanks Joey!

  • @MyHelpWanted
    @MyHelpWanted 5 років тому +135

    “Nothing good happens on the couch” - Unless it’s the casting couch and you are Harvey Weinstein.

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 5 років тому +7

      That's what I thought the topic was going to be about when I saw the title and thumbnail, heh.

    • @ST-ip7sg
      @ST-ip7sg 5 років тому +4

      The "casting couch" popped in my head too

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 2 роки тому

      what about when you stay home jerking off on the couch while eating winegums.
      thats pretty good.

  • @Wellitsthebigman
    @Wellitsthebigman Місяць тому

    0:55 Joey blowing out Lees ear drums 😂

  • @theintellectualrabbit6828
    @theintellectualrabbit6828 5 років тому

    Thank you Joey. Honestly, this helps a lot.

  • @RebelKingfrom1995
    @RebelKingfrom1995 4 місяці тому

    Joey right. I used to hate going to day camp in the summer but it strengthened my mind. Hell, I learned how to use a computer and make a restaurant menu before the age of 10. I'm glad I didn't sit in the house incessantly bored and doing nothing during those years.

  • @PatronSaintPatTate
    @PatronSaintPatTate Рік тому

    Getting a shower and taking my kids to the woods thanks Joey Diaz 👍

  • @strangedetails
    @strangedetails 5 років тому +2

    This podcast is literal gold and I’m watching it on a couch. Sorry uncle Joey.

  • @henrylfuller
    @henrylfuller 4 роки тому +1

    This is so powerful

  • @leeleemurphy4028
    @leeleemurphy4028 Рік тому +1

    joey so correct its great advice thats what i belive hear the traffic in the morning if im in bed im angry with myself get the f up

  • @sidimightbe
    @sidimightbe 2 роки тому +2

    This title sounds like a Mormon youth efy speach 😂

  • @isometimespaintstuff
    @isometimespaintstuff 5 років тому

    I love you Joey Diaz.

  • @jampers42
    @jampers42 2 роки тому +1

    0:55 Lee on high alert

  • @1000shoeswoman
    @1000shoeswoman 5 років тому +1

    joey you are right and that's were im stuck right now he talks sense he really cares about lee

  • @bradleygeorge1581
    @bradleygeorge1581 4 роки тому

    Thank you for this Joey I needed this

  • @yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382
    @yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382 3 роки тому +2

    Lol every time Lee goes to say something Joey cuts him off

  • @ShutUpCatProductions
    @ShutUpCatProductions Рік тому +2

    It blows my mind how people can complain all day and not do anything with their lives…or go for their goals?! Like seriously…what are you waiting for?! It’s gonna just come to you!

  • @Walkinthepark305
    @Walkinthepark305 3 роки тому +1

    Ever since I took his advice my weight has been 146 blood pressure 94/64 outside 7 days a week

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 4 роки тому +7

    Literally every single day of my life for 8 years has been me sitting inside fucking around on the computer or the Xbox. I sleep 12 hours at a time, when I wake up I'm in bed for 3 or 4 hours on my phone and tablet watching UA-cam and playing Clash of Clans, I've tried waking up earlier and setting alarms to straighten it out but I always end up going back to sleep or napping later in the day and waking up at 2am. I absolutely hate what I'm doing right now but I can't stop, I feel stuck. I've been trying for a year on and off to figure myself out and stop this, but if I'm not lying, I'm content with this. I don't have a job, living with my parents getting extra money from welfare, life is nice, but I know this can't last. I'm losing myself, I'm not happy with the things I'm doing, yeah I'm content, but I'm not proud. I feel ashamed. I quit high school 7 credits short of graduating and I'm always telling myself how easy it would be to go back, and yeah, the course may be easy, but doing it is a part of it I haven't even considered the difficulty of. I've always been very prideful so I've never admitted anything like this, so I'm hoping throwing this out there will help me along my journey, but my god did I fuck myself up. I know there's a part of me trying but it just hasn't been able to win. I'm lost. I think I'll try going outside

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 4 роки тому

      I am in the same exact position you are in man

    • @Walkinthepark305
      @Walkinthepark305 4 роки тому

      @@Ketannabis go get your ged emt and parmadic and become a fucking firefighter

    • @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires
      @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires 4 роки тому +4

      What a goof ass bum smh

    • @suckthesebigirishballs5512
      @suckthesebigirishballs5512 3 роки тому

      @@Walkinthepark305 that’s great advice or he could get in shape join the military

    • @Cj-ym3ux
      @Cj-ym3ux 3 роки тому

      You had better gave got your ass outside and have a game plan worked

  • @zachdirects
    @zachdirects 3 роки тому +1

    Feel like I’ve been a couch potato the last few months. I had to take time off from school do to my program losing funding from Covid. I worked a couple substitute jobs but wasn’t satisfied but it did get me out of the house. And I feel like going back to school will be good for me. I love this video for reminding me.

    • @zachdirects
      @zachdirects 2 роки тому

      I worked more sub jobs got my money up, went back in person to school which was good. Now I feel burnt out which is kind of bad.

    • @zickster
      @zickster Місяць тому

      @@zachdirectsNow I feel like my full time job that I got after school is not fulfilling. I am off the couch but I need to figure out what I want to do purpose wise.

  • @New_Spaniard_1492
    @New_Spaniard_1492 5 років тому

    Great advice!!!! Thank you Joey!!!

  • @konne16
    @konne16 Рік тому

    Joey you just saved my german ass,.... thanks for your word ❤

  • @lettucetomatoonion
    @lettucetomatoonion Рік тому

    Went to bed to do nothing, watched this, got my ass out the house TY JOEY!

  • @Andressantiagooo99
    @Andressantiagooo99 2 роки тому

    Joey Is the best

  • @sidreynolds6651
    @sidreynolds6651 5 років тому

    I love this guy!!!

  • @cain2win
    @cain2win 5 років тому +43

    My daily dose of teaching goes from David Goggins, Jordan Petersson and Joey Diaz

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 5 років тому

      Look up Dan Peña

    • @JonMcAfee
      @JonMcAfee 5 років тому +2

      never heard of Goggins, but look up Patrice O'Neal

    • @jerrodbates8480
      @jerrodbates8480 5 років тому +2

      honest question... you dont have anyone like that in your personal life?

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 5 років тому

      @@JonMcAfee David Goggins may be the most inspiring man out of the lot. He lives by his code and inspires others to do the same. I suggest you look up his interviews online.

    • @josephwong6239
      @josephwong6239 5 років тому

      ilcain add Christopher hitchens and Richard Dawkins.

  • @louisdel956
    @louisdel956 3 роки тому +1

    I honestly see Joey Diaz as a Cuban Yoga. The dude is so wise that I think he'll shrink and turn green.

  • @CJisSoBroken
    @CJisSoBroken 4 роки тому

    This conversation changed my fuckin life

  • @dead2me810
    @dead2me810 Рік тому

    me on the couch, watching this: 👁👄👁

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 5 років тому +1

    Joeys my godfather

  • @fred7861
    @fred7861 5 років тому +1

    The couch is my ( a poor mans) desk, it’s where i get my shit done

  • @jontyrosenow9396
    @jontyrosenow9396 5 років тому +20

    Joey Diaz: Get off the couch
    Literally every member of the podcast audience: On the couch lmao

    • @Walkinthepark305
      @Walkinthepark305 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭😒🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣😭

  • @wacksparrow88
    @wacksparrow88 5 років тому

    Lee, you can be the guy to motivate because lots of these comments look out for Joey and we love to see your progress. Keep to your plan but you looking fly broski

  • @MrJames-tw3so
    @MrJames-tw3so 5 років тому +4

    This is so true after my father passed I did less and less and now I can barely get anything done. I wish I knew how to improve this. It just feels like it too late now I gone too far. Ugh Im pathetic,Sorry all. So lame.

    • @Futureacquiescence
      @Futureacquiescence 5 років тому +3

      The Watchtower it’s not too late dude. Do something, anything.

  • @tiredsentinel1724
    @tiredsentinel1724 5 років тому +5

    If ONLY we could knock some sense into our younger selves or kids. ‘Cause we don’t know nothin’ they think.

  • @sargentbrisk2210
    @sargentbrisk2210 5 років тому +2

    i feel joey has def helped me change my life, but i feel like a lot of the things he says i don't feel like im capable to do it. i feel as if the things he says they are things that you wont understand until you do it. It's like i feel afraid to change.

    • @MrRemixV3
      @MrRemixV3 5 років тому +2

      100% agree. Everything he says makes a ton of sense, i just cant see or don't know how to apply them... kinda. I dont know its confusing lol. I guess we'll figure it out as we go 🤷🏻‍♂️👍🏼👍🏼.

  • @johnrambo1304
    @johnrambo1304 3 роки тому +1

    It's weird that when you watch this video, you are sitting on couch it feels like I wanna kick the couch out compalish my goals

  • @alanmartinez4438
    @alanmartinez4438 5 років тому +1

    Flat dude looks like Michel son on GTA v

  • @Jkobe2345
    @Jkobe2345 4 роки тому +7

    Joey is so wise and it's weird hearing many of his words overlap with those of jordan peterson

    • @unfairfight3625
      @unfairfight3625 2 роки тому

      There is nothing in this world except truth and facts,,so it covers all aspects of life.

  • @MrGmanVids
    @MrGmanVids 4 роки тому

    favourite clip

  • @hjevs152
    @hjevs152 2 роки тому

    Joey reminds me of myself talking to my 7 year old

  • @TheRealJaded
    @TheRealJaded 3 роки тому +5

    I am being 100% real, I love not working, not going to school, smoking pot all day every day and doing whatever I want. (:

    • @MontyQueues
      @MontyQueues 3 роки тому +3

      that’s the same exact mentality I had in my youth… until I looked back and saw the amount of wasted years… hopefully you don’t have a family that will let you turn into a potato

    • @Kingadiontis
      @Kingadiontis 11 місяців тому +2

      Then you’re gonna realize just how much of your life you actually wasted

    • @Rich-ku9tv
      @Rich-ku9tv 8 місяців тому

      Feel that 100% used to be the same 2 years ago, just remember “the worst thing in life is wasted talent” dont live a life of regret when you couldve thrived🤷🏻‍♂️ its all mindset

  • @jacobsmith5669
    @jacobsmith5669 3 роки тому

    Love this video

  • @frequentflyerj.drobertson2898
    @frequentflyerj.drobertson2898 5 років тому +1

    I clicked on this as I was sitting down on the couch.... Damn

  • @philiphaigh5434
    @philiphaigh5434 5 років тому

    Love you bro💯

  • @Dk-gl1nh
    @Dk-gl1nh 5 років тому +2

    Gotta get up gogksugga!!

  • @allaroundlongboarding8649
    @allaroundlongboarding8649 5 років тому +1

    Get up off the couch you momos let’s get this fuckin bag💰

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 років тому

    Joey 'naturally curious' Diaz

  • @superscotty333
    @superscotty333 5 років тому +1

    "For me, it was a combination of 3 things.... I don't like the control it had over me.".......

  • @xavierjauregui5544
    @xavierjauregui5544 Рік тому +2

    4:30

  • @Anthony-wp6yu
    @Anthony-wp6yu 4 роки тому

    I saw this video called Casting Couch seemed pretty good :D

  • @weirdhobby
    @weirdhobby 3 роки тому

    What's up with the audio quality going from bad to good on some of these clips

  • @neighborhuudrasta1285
    @neighborhuudrasta1285 2 роки тому

    Getting outside and doing as little as walking your neighborhood does wonders for your body and mental state. And this is proven by scientist and doctors. And if you can, I’d recommend gardening but walk around your garden in bare feet. Your body goes thru a chemical change(for the better) the moment your bare feet hit the earth. They aren’t exactly sure why, but there’s been correlation with people who do that regularly and improved health, mental and/or physical

  • @rodgerhall109
    @rodgerhall109 5 років тому

    Uncle joey gives you life lessons you young cats need to listen to he truly gives a fuck

  • @sleepyjoe6980
    @sleepyjoe6980 4 роки тому

    Yo I’d love to see a podcast in 360

    • @jant7881
      @jant7881 3 роки тому

      This is actually a brilliant idea. I love it! I would watch this in 360.

  • @vcvortex6356
    @vcvortex6356 Рік тому

    Yea, well... I work 3rd shift. Sunrise means it's almost bed time.

  • @harrydemontechristo8425
    @harrydemontechristo8425 5 років тому +1

    Theost coherent version of Lee

  • @HeinzenburgdaKing
    @HeinzenburgdaKing 5 років тому +1

    Tookme until i was 21 to realize this

  • @ronniesunshine1163
    @ronniesunshine1163 4 роки тому +1

    This is the single greatest piece of advice anyone can get whos looking for "self help" bullshit on youtube and it could kill the careers of Tony Robins, Gary Vee's social presence , All the no fap momos and any other self help bullshit that is just adding the the depression circle called "the youtube algorithm"

  • @MarketingMasteryHQ
    @MarketingMasteryHQ 5 років тому

    Great video joey

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 5 років тому +11

    Joey sounding like Jordan dammit

  • @mason678w
    @mason678w 5 років тому +39

    I lost my v card on a couch

    • @muffin_gamers
      @muffin_gamers 5 років тому +2

      Same and I didn’t even think of that lmao

    • @MrProfitsOFDoom
      @MrProfitsOFDoom 5 років тому

      Same but that’s about the only interesting thing that happened 😂

    • @Henry-uv9xu
      @Henry-uv9xu 5 років тому +4

      Imagine losing your v card

    • @dongambino5308
      @dongambino5308 5 років тому +1

      I fucked my girlfriend in the ass for the first time before we ever did regular sex, behind a couch if that counts

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 4 роки тому +1

      @@dongambino5308 Wow... romantic

  • @theykilledjoel1496
    @theykilledjoel1496 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or is the audio weird

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 5 років тому +4

    lee is the definition of millenial kid

    • @harambe7430
      @harambe7430 5 років тому

      The Firmament I’ve always said that about him lol

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 2 роки тому

      kinda cool yet sad tbh

  • @johndoejoeblowshmoe8676
    @johndoejoeblowshmoe8676 Рік тому +1

    But I watched this on the couch....jk I watched it on the toilet like all great men do

  • @VentureAHighway
    @VentureAHighway 4 роки тому

    I don’t even really want a couch or a tv in my house. It’s better to not have the temptation

  • @Kino_pup
    @Kino_pup 2 роки тому

    I know so many kids who went to college and never had a job until after they graduated..their first job ever… now that just seems so wrong to me. Spoiled tbh. Never paid bills or anything until after.

  • @franciscolourenco3814
    @franciscolourenco3814 4 роки тому +1

    What if you don't have a dream?

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful 2 роки тому +1

    That's not true, I've educated myself from the couch,learned shit loads of stuff about myself and become a better person. Thanks couch,sofa.