AbadonXXX imagine Loki having his teen arguments with tony “What are you going to do to convince me to let you go out?” “I have an army” “We have a hulk”
calie cat Remember, the russo brothers confirmed that when loki escaped with the tesseract, he was still alive in an alternate universe. Plus with the new spiderman movie suggesting there is a multi-verse, it is theoretically possible that this could happen.
Peter: are you the one who destroyed new york that one time? Loki: ... maybe... Peter: well, because of the terror, class was cancelled, so, thank you! Loki: im not sure if your priorities are straight...
@@Wrathful_Banette It's confirmed he's bi, at least in the comics, heck in one timeline, he ended up marrying Deadpool of all people and had two kids with him. One a baddie and the other a villain.
Puppies are civilians, as are human children. after all, we have 'military' dogs, just like human military personnel, so it makes sense that any other dog is civilian.
Jack Attack! Same I just wanna see at least 10 minutes of Loki and Spiderman.Although I've seen a lot of Tom Holland and Tom hiddleson usually in Infinity War Cast UA-cam videos. IT JUST ISNT ENOUGH T.T
Wait this just randomly came into my mind because let's face it--in this scenario Loki would probably not only befriend Peter; he would feel the strong need to protect this cinnamon bun like the rest of us. So imagine Infinity war never happened and they were both in some battle and Peter got SERIOUSLY hurt, and Loki just looks at Peter, then at the poor, doomed idiot that hurt him, then back at Peter, then slowly turns to the villain and with scary, glowing eyes just says *"ELEVEN."*
Loki standing next to Thor and the other Avengers and starts to get peeved *turns to peter* Loki: Six *Peter smiles grabs Loki's hand and runs off dragging Loki behind him* Thor: Did, Did he just say.....What I think he said? No, that can't be right Iron Man: What are you mumbling about Thor: Oh, it's nothing, just thinking about what my mischievious brother (Mumbles) and Peter Iron Man: What ever you say
Just Taylor Or how about Marvel makes an Avengers sitcom series and this can continue throughout the series. Like it could be an Avengers equivalent to FRIENDS.
CallMeRonnie ehhhh. Unless they keep the same Marvel humor I don’t think I would watch it :/ But it would be great to see a sitcom of the Avengers that is actually good!(and it being like friends but still a quality show would be even better!)
What if Loki got really pissed (probably because of Thor) Loki: ITS BECOMING AN ELEVEN CHILD!!!! Spider-Man: Oh god!!!! The end is near!!!! Evacuate everyone in the god dam country!!!!
I just want to see this so bad XD *Hell, im just going to write a quick fanfic real quick, right here, right now* The Avengers were all hanging around, sitting on the sofa, eating a pizza while Peter was hanging around upside down, casually reading a book. There was one slice of pizza left and Thor and Loki both reach for it. The room around them suddenly became cold. The air becoming very tense. Everyone's attention was suddenly on Thor and Loki. "Thor", Loki whispered menacingly, "What do you think your doing" "Well my dear brother", Thor menacingly whispered back,"I am reaching for the last slice of this human cheese and salsa bread" Tight lipped, Loki uttered angrily,"But you already had four slices of it, *brother* , I've only had two, so i think i should get the last slice" "Tsk tsk tsk, thats more of a you problem brother, i want the last slice" Loki then said in a eerily calm tone,"Peter...." Peter suddenly looked towards Loki, gulping, he squeaked out,"Yes Loki?....." Loki then pulled out his staff and stood up abruptly, Thor following suit, "ITS A FUCKING 11 CHILD" Loki bellowed. "OH SHIT! GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE CITY PEOPLE!!! *NOW!!!!* " Peter screamed. Conclusion: The whole city was wrecked and ended with the Avengers holding back Loki and Thor from each other. Peter just ordered another pizza and threw them both some slices. There you have it XDD
I love this. I copied this comment, told it the story was made by you and sent it to my friend via messages. HE REALLY LOVES IT!! I also showed him the video first. We both love it.
Okay okay okay, yes, it's cute and all, but at 1:46 all I can imagine is lil cute Peter with an awkward but wide grin on his face, hand rubbing the back of his neck. And I dunno why..
I thought Peter was gonna skip town if it got to a six, but this...this is so much better. He's a walking ongoing therapy session and his immediate vicinity is everyone's happy place.
Loki: IT'S A TEN, CHILD!! Peter: - Just hugs Loki and starts talking about things he's learned that Loki likes about the city. Everyone is being evactuated as Peter brings Loki back down. 10, 9, 8.. Loki begins talking about things. 7, 6, 5.. Loki feels much better. Peter lets go and they continued talking as Thor stands by watching in surprise. 4, 3, 2... Loki is happy. Peter calmed him. Peter saved many people by learning about the quirky asgardian.-
I know this is like 2 years later but, they are making a Loki spinoff show, covering the events of a different timeline where Loki got the tesseract and dipped in Avengers one. They now have no excuse for this not to happen if I don't see Tom Hiddleston on Tom Holland being best buds I'm leaving the fan base and never returning.
I remember seeing another addition to this where Loki had lived, but Peter got blipped and Loki was devastated and he wandered through where Peter had blown away whispering "10...10...it's a f*cking 10" while crying because Peter was the only person really invested in making Loki feel better instead of just keeping him away from people when he was upset
Loki Rose from the ashes, the ship holding the Asgardians had been demolished, the Hulk was gone, Thor was gone, he was alone. Loki got to his knees as the ship crumbled around him, he dug his fingers into the rubble and just cried. “...ten...” he whispered. And he half expected the spiderling to pop out of nowhere with his peppy attitude and smile that could melt anyone’s heart. Half expected him to take him by the hand and show him new earth things or ask him questions about magic. But nothing happened. “...ten... Ten, Ten,” he cried, digging his fingers deeper into the rubble “TEN, TEN, TEN,” he couldn’t take it, “TEN OH GODS DAMn it...” He cried, his sobs rising out of him. But the spiderling wasn’t here. His screams into the night were heard by no one. Back on earth, Peter’s spider-senses we’re going off. He just could not place what was going wrong. “Must be my imagination.” He whispered, returning to his chemistry homework. Loki’s Screams echoed through the night. He was alone.
...I love this. I've never wanted to write fan fiction in my life, but here I am, two o'clock in the morning, desperately restraining myself from starting up a Loki meets Peter Parker comic.
There's actually a marvel cartoon where when loki is asked if he spit in an hot dog he got for spiderman, he answers with "not even I am that merciless"
Why do i ship them now. I just imagine someone insults peter like "Youre too foolish to understand pain" and they make peter cry aLL YOU HEAR IS LOKI SCREECHIN IN RAGE "HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM CRY YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL"
I can just imagine The Avengers just finding out what those numbers mean. XD Tony be like, "That..." He sniffled, "is just a beautiful and amazing friendship right there!" Thor be like, "Thank you, Peter, for helping my brother." And the rest of the Avengers would be like, "WTF?" or squealing over how cute Peter's and Loki's friendship is.
Okay but, none of the other avengers knowing would be hilarious, like just imagine your Tony, just pissing Loki off because why the hell not, and for some reason, he tells Peter “Eight” and Peter goes pale and quickly escorts him away
God creating windows: God: Ok, so make it see-through. Angel: O...k, pretty normal so far. God: hmm, make it so humans use it to look at things safely. Angel: But why would the need to do that?! God: I’M NOT FINNISHED! Angel: ... God: Make it so only humans know it’s there aaaand, you know all of those bird things we created? Angel: Yeess? God: MAKE THEM HAVE AN IRISISTIBLE ERGE TO FLY INTO IT! Angel: W.T.F God: And make its so that it is made out of sand. Angel: BUT WHYYYYY?!?!? God: Hehehe.
I remember seeing this on tumblr! I'm so happy this was dubbed because when I saw it I just thought "this is so cute I love it" This was a different version but the one that I read had them doing the whole number system then one day Peter texted Loki like an 8 or something and it was the first time he used the number system. It was real cute.
y'all want fanfics? Good fanfics? One word: AO3. Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain might do you a solid in this area, if you don't mind the spideypool.
*_IT'S A 10 CHILD_* I can I just say how much I love your readings and the series that you do? They're amazing and I love your voice acting. Keep up the good work! :)
To be honest, I like this. Loki and Spider-man being friends. Plus, Loki having a 1-10 scale to tell how evil he is, with "6" and "7" being Peter's cue to help calm him down, I can actually see that happening. And the two of them just going around having fun together, stopping petty crimes, and even sitting on a roof eating hotdogs with each other, that's the wholesome type of stuff I like to see.
Three types of people who watch P.M Seymour and get notifs. : 1) "Cool. He made another video that isn't SMR " 2) "Right on time. I need a good laugh." 3) *drops everything to watch something to have a laugh* "YESSS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Edit: there is a fourth... 4) *SCREAMING INTO THE SCREEN* STOP BEING RELEATABLEEEEEESE
I can imagine that after this, peter ends up Having a bad day and Loki tries to cheer him up and fails but it works anyway because peter is happy knowing that Loki tried to help😊
loki at peter's age: i'm going out loki and thor's father: thor, please go after him. i love him so and i know he can take care of himself but he's going to destroy the *goddamn city-*
You need this, I need this, we ALL need this, so here's some whump!Peter and protective!Loki. (Just imagine it's all the original Avengers, cause I don't want to think about Steve and Tony). ... Loki has been reading a book. Emphasis on the word 'has'. But, he finds the giant robot rampaging the streets far more interesting. The Avengers (or as he refers to them "babysitters") have gone off to fight the machine and left Loki at the Tower with a surprisingly sassy artificial intelligence keeping an eye(?) on him. Despite the A.I.'s warning to stay inside the compound, she reluctantly let's the god step into the balcony so he could watch more closely. He's not interested in the battle of human vs. machine, no... he's just making sure the child is alright. When his brother first brought him to the Avengers Tower, Loki thought he has met all of teammates, but it turns out that there was one voluntary member that has kept his distance until the child accidentally bumped into Loki. The child immediately started apologizing and explaining why he kept away (told by Tony to) and accidentally reveals himself to be Spiderman (Loki didn't care about the child's alter-ego). At first, the god was annoyed by the child's jumpy personality, but he surprised himself when he found out that he started not minding the child's presence, despite his mind's refusal to accept this. Perhaps it was because of the child's bravery (did he not know who he was, what he'd done?) or his kindness towards him (seriously, what is wrong with this child, putting so much faith into a god that killed tens of thousands), but the child soon grown on Loki. One of the things that was always an inside joke between them of sorts is the number scale. Loki brushed off the child's comment on letting him know if he's a six or above, but the god found himself using it, and enjoying the times when the child pulled him away from situations to have one-on-one moments. The child even started using the number scale, and Loki of course helped him out too when the child was feeling angry. Loki didn't want to admit it, but he couldn't deny it anymore: he has grown to care about the spider child. Which has led the god to this moment here; watching the Avengers fight a machine, keeping a watchful eye on Spiderman the whole time. The child had insisted that Loki comes with the Avengers to help in the battle, but Tony was adamant that the god stays, since Loki is still under house arrest. Loki assured the child that it is alright if he stays at the Tower, and the child reluctantly agrees. Loki was suddenly jolted back to the present when he heard an explosion near the Avengers, the battlefield that they were at now clouded in smoke. The god immediately summoned his professional attire and teleported onto another skyscrapers rooftop to get a better look at the area, house arrest be damned. He scanned the area as the smoke cleared, and saw all the Avengers, child included, standing back up and going back into battle with the rampaging robot. Loki following the child from afar as he swung close to the ground, moving civilians away from the scene. The god barely had time to react when he heard a scream, and saw a robotic tentacle swinging towards a woman... and the child. Loki teleports to the ground and attempts to yell out "SPIDER CHILD!", but it's already too late. The child fires a web to a wall and attaches the other end to the woman and pushes her out of the way, just as the arm smacked the child, sending him flying into a wall and limply falling to the ground. Loki races over to the child, and sees that he is unconscious, despite the iron spider suit supposedly protecting. Him. The god at that moment understood the midgardian phrase of "seeing red", as he was than filled with an incredible rage towards the machine. He hears himself growl "Eleven." before everything becomes a blur. When he came to from his anger, he stood over the pieces of what was the robot. The first thing that Loki thought about was the child, as his eyes fell upon the Avengers lifting the now awake boy off the ground, holding him steady. The god ran over to the group and started inspecting the child, muttering, "Are you alright, child?" "I-I'm fine now, Mr. Loki! Just a little sore..." the child moaned a little, but other than that, he seemed fine. Loki realizes that all of the Avengers were looking at the two in confusion and amazement. The god simply said, "My apologies for breaking the house arrest rule, but I see that my help was indeed needed, since it looks like I single handedly took down the menace. Your welcome," and teleported back to the Tower. He'll probably be reprimanded for leaving on his own, but considering that in his blind rage he destroyed a machine the size of the Statue of Liberty (the child took him there once, with Tony's permission), the team should be thanking. Although for the first time, he didn't want praise for what he'd done, for seeing that the child was alright was enough.
I don't know why my brain immediately read the 'it came from Tumblr" in the title as Seymour blaming tumblr for this video but I can never unsee it now
If Peter ends up hurt and Loki witnessed the villain who did it, his skin suddenly turns blue. His red eyes glares to the villain with more rage than the Hulk. Then finally, he uttered in a voice that turns the villain's blood cold, *"ELEVEN"*
OK HOLD ON THE PERFECT VIDEO DOESNT EXI- Tumblr, Peter Parker, AND Loki, ALL IN THE SAME VIDEO THIS IS SECOND IN THE BEST CROSSOVER EVENT IN HISTORY *shares with everyone I know* GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND
tony: loki, i don't think you should be around peter, you're being a bad influence loki: -says quietly to peter- *this man is close to a fucking ten, child*
Imagine them arguing over who teaches him better!!!!! Loki: I can show the Young Spiderling the ways of Asguardian magic, as well as weaponry the likes of which you can't comprehend. What, pray tell, can you offer? Tony: i can give him weapons and make sure he doesn't die. Loki: Loki: Very well.
Ok, so, I have literally never written a fanfic like, ever, but imma write one down here sooo yea my anxiety level is a frickin 11 rn Enjoy? Hopefully? *Loki POV* Loki had begun to realize that his interactions with the Spiderling were becoming more and more enjoyable. He was the one person in the entirety of Midgard that he _didn't_ want to stab on a regular basis, and who didn't want to stab _him_ either. Suddenly, something hits him on the head, which is very strange considering he didn't see anyone in the room. There's a 'thump' as something falls to the floor and a muffled "dangit" from above him. "Spider, what have I told you about reading while on the ceiling?" Peter looks nervous as he rubs the back of his neck shyly, looking down at his fallen book. "Not to walk while doing so?" "And _why_ do you not walk upside down and read at the same time?" Peter sighs. "... Because I don't pay attention..." "And...?" "...and because I walked onto the outside of the Tower and fell down 4 stories because a pigeon flew into my face and I ended up spraining my wrist and losing my book to said pigeon because pigeons are demons..." Peter looks thoroughly scolded, so Loki decides to drop the subject. "So, you wanted to show me a series of movies?" Peter immediately brightens. "Yes! You will _love_ Star Wars! Gasp, we need snacks, be right back!" "Peter wait-!" THUNK "...you're still on the ceiling..." "OW..." Loki chuckles internally. _What am I going to do with you?_ -Timeskip- *Peter POV* Ok, so that situation with Mr. Loki earlier was _very_ embarrassing, but hey, he got Loki to watch Star Wars with him, so all's well that ends well! Currently, he's on patrol, which has been fairly uneventful so far. A couple cats in trees, old lady with a lot of groceries, a purse snatcher. It's only nearing the end of his patrol when his Spidey-sense goes absolutely _crazy._ He looks to his right and sees this giant enhanced man holding up a random convenience store. Not robbing it, literally holding it up above his head having ripped it off of its foundation. Speaking of which, that store is now growing in size very rapidly and he should _probably_ move. Turns out, he didn't need to, as a falcon swoops down and transforms into Loki, who blasts it to pieces with magic. Still, a piece of debris still hits Peter along the cheek, leaving a tear in his mask and a bleeding gash in its wake. Loki turns to check on him and he _sees_ and he suddenly looks a lot more homicidal than he was when they were cuddled on the couch and watching Star Wars. His fears are only confirmed when Loki says one word over his shoulder: *"ELEVEN."* Karen reacts immediately and activates the "I'm feeling Stabby" protocol that Peter made in case this happened, and it notifies Mr. Stark that he needs help restraining a rampaging god before he destroys all of New York. Loki renders the man unconscious, and he looks like he's about to serve the killing blow. "Mr. Loki, Mr. Loki _wait!"_ "Peter, I swear--" "No, Mr. Loki, you need calm down. I'm.. I'm glad that you care about me so much you literally want to murder a guy, but I don't want any more deaths on your hands." "Peter this man threw a _building_ at you! He tried to kill you, why are you defending him!? One more death at my hands will make no difference--" "Of course it will!!!" Loki looks at Peter. He sees his mask looking back, somehow expressing his emotions without needing to see his eyes. "Of _course_ it matters Mr. Loki! You went good! You're trying to get away from all the murder and stuff! I don't want to lose another person that I care about because of me! I... I know you did horrible stuff before, a lot of it wasn't your fault but some of it you did on your own. But you've been better. You _are_ better than that now. I don't want to lose the Loki I know because of something so petty." _"You don't know that."_ Loki seethes. _"You don't know me."_ "I _do_ know you. You're the bookworm who'll read any book you can get your hands on and always ends up talking to me about it for hours as soon as you finish it. You're the guy who asked how long cookies take to bake and at what temperature and ended up melting the counter because you used your magic to cook them at like, 4 million degrees! You're the guy who asks me for help with pranks on the team even though we both know you don't need it. I _know you,_ Loki. You're more than a god of mischief, you're more than the big bad evil guy everybody thinks you are. So just... Let the police handle it? Please?" Loki looks down at the ground. "... Alright, Peter." Peter smiles, takes Loki's hand and starts walking back to the Tower. He starts chattering about the cats he rescued that day, the little old lady who needed help with her groceries, and when they get back to the Tower, Loki pulls him into a half-hug and whispers, "Zero." ~End~ ~Bonus~ *Stark POV* "Mr. Stark, the 'I'm feeling Stabby' protocol has been activated by Peter." Tony looks up confused. "FRI, I don't remember that protocol. What does it mean?" "It means, 'Loki is having a really bad day and wants to murder some people, help'." Tony rubs his forehead with his index finger and his thumb. "Damn it." "Language!" "Oh shut up, Capsicle." Hope you enjoyed, I wrote this at like 3am so I hope it's good.
Peter, Loki, and Deadpool all just hanging out causing mischief. Spidy as Chaotic Good Deadpool as Chaotic Neutral And Loki aligned somewhere between Chaotic Neutral and Neutral, Neutral
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Thor: Finally, another person to help keep Loki in check.
Awwww yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh
Sweetgirl33343 (without spiderman.) Loki: I hate you brother. (With spiderman) Loki: brother shut up. I'm only a level 3, plz don't make me a level 11
Off topic but, do my eyes deceive me? A Homestuck? Your profile pic looks like the symbol for Arza...
@@thecancerian549 No, I'm not into Homestuck. I just made this picture myself.
@@Sweetgirl33343 Dang, then it's a funny coincidence
Killing puppies being the worst evil imaginable just restored my faith in everything
Silver snowpoff it's Peter Parker, if he's not restoring faith, then someone's fucked up.
Same Siver snowpoff same
Silver snowpoff it’s Peter Parker. He is one of the purest beings on earth. If he doesn’t restore your faith in everything NOTHING WILL!
but that IS worst isn't it?
@@miletilblight2181 i take back what I said, THIS is the worst thing.
"ITS A TEN, CHILD"
Everybody evacuate the civilians!
.......and the puppies!
Demolisher Infinite 😂
All the fluffy children
@@aliyahkarrim yes
@@aliyahkarrim especially ...cats..,
i like cats..
💤
Especially the puppies
I just love the idea of Peter Parker calling Loki “Mr. Loki” for some reason. 😂
Mr Loki of Asgard
I just love the idea of them ACTUALLY MEETING
“Please, don’t call me Mr. You can just call me Loki”
“Ok, Mr. Loki, sure thing”
“...”
And he does it to be annoying
I saw one where he said Uncle Loki
*I head canon this now. No one can change my mind.*
Will not change your mind I will support it
I support this too
I'd support it, if Loki wasn't low-KEY dead.
*subscribes to your headcanon and builds a fortress to keep out the naysayers*
This is also my headcanon and I don't even watch the movies!
you know how tony is shown as peter’s dad? I now imagine loki being peter’s brother
AbadonXXX well the avengers are one big family and Loki is the brother of Thor so...
tyler mcmurray oh
😊😊
The cousin with anger issues and a flair for the dramatic
AbadonXXX imagine Loki having his teen arguments with tony
“What are you going to do to convince me to let you go out?”
“I have an army”
“We have a hulk”
Loki: Peter Tonyson
Peter: no, he’s not my dad
Loki: ...THEN I SHALL CALL YOU PETER LOKISON
Peter: omg
Tony: eXcUSe mE?
Ndnsksms Y E S
Omg how cuteeeee
katsueijis I could 100% see this happening if it hadn’t been for Endgame
calie cat Remember, the russo brothers confirmed that when loki escaped with the tesseract, he was still alive in an alternate universe. Plus with the new spiderman movie suggesting there is a multi-verse, it is theoretically possible that this could happen.
Peter: are you the one who destroyed new york that one time?
Loki: ... maybe...
Peter: well, because of the terror, class was cancelled, so, thank you!
Loki: im not sure if your priorities are straight...
Fun fact: According to the timeline in Spiderman: Homecoming, Peter would have been 6 or 7 during the attack on New York.
I can totally see him saying that😂
Peter is me
I'm not sure if *Peter's* straight.
@@Wrathful_Banette It's confirmed he's bi, at least in the comics, heck in one timeline, he ended up marrying Deadpool of all people and had two kids with him. One a baddie and the other a villain.
Wouldn't the proper response to a 10 be, "Everyone evacuate the puppies!"
Puppies are civilians, as are human children. after all, we have 'military' dogs, just like human military personnel, so it makes sense that any other dog is civilian.
" *ITS A TEN CHILD* "
kit the UA-cam fox " *AWWW SHIT, EVERYONE EVACUATE THE CITIZENS!* "
Kevin Andrade
Me: AND THE PUPPIES DON'T FORGET THE PUPPIES!!! (Peter said 10 would be "like.. killing puppies")
*GET THIS MAN A FUCKING TWINKIE*
@@Dracophile7 *HE NEEDS A SNICKERS!*
@@Jay-ti7wm *Your not you when you're hungry*
Petition to make this a movie! *IMMEDIATELY!*
Lets make this happen peoples
Please make this happen. Just please.
Jack Attack! Same I just wanna see at least 10 minutes of Loki and Spiderman.Although I've seen a lot of Tom Holland and Tom hiddleson usually in Infinity War Cast UA-cam videos. IT JUST ISNT ENOUGH T.T
Serenity NightWolf true that!
Avery BigMess yess
Wait this just randomly came into my mind because let's face it--in this scenario Loki would probably not only befriend Peter; he would feel the strong need to protect this cinnamon bun like the rest of us. So imagine Infinity war never happened and they were both in some battle and Peter got SERIOUSLY hurt, and Loki just looks at Peter, then at the poor, doomed idiot that hurt him, then back at Peter, then slowly turns to the villain and with scary, glowing eyes just says *"ELEVEN."*
QUADRISEPTRILLION CUBED TO THE 69TH POWER
MagnificentMaia OH MY GOD, YES.
OH SNAP EVACUATE THE CIVILIANS!
HOLY SHI-
Samuel Crow OH MY HECC THIS IS AWESOME SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ANIMATE THIS NDNDNDKS
Loki standing next to Thor and the other Avengers and starts to get peeved
*turns to peter*
Loki: Six
*Peter smiles grabs Loki's hand and runs off dragging Loki behind him*
Thor: Did, Did he just say.....What I think he said? No, that can't be right
Iron Man: What are you mumbling about
Thor: Oh, it's nothing, just thinking about what my mischievious brother (Mumbles) and Peter
Iron Man: What ever you say
I just thought about this happening and decided to post it because I thought it was funny :)
Edit: spelling
oh NO
Ink don't worry, Peter and Loki only went to a burger place :)
Silver Waffles wait... OH GOD NO NO NO STOP IT PLEASE HELL NAW
OH NO, NO NO NO
Marvel...you know what has to happen now...MAKE THESE TWO A MOVIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Just Taylor Or how about Marvel makes an Avengers sitcom series and this can continue throughout the series.
Like it could be an Avengers equivalent to FRIENDS.
CallMeRonnie ehhhh. Unless they keep the same Marvel humor I don’t think I would watch it :/ But it would be great to see a sitcom of the Avengers that is actually good!(and it being like friends but still a quality show would be even better!)
FOR THE LOVE OF *LOKI*
HA! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
Just Taylor Of course it'd have to have the same Marvel humour.
What if Loki got really pissed (probably because of Thor)
Loki: ITS BECOMING AN ELEVEN CHILD!!!!
Spider-Man: Oh god!!!! The end is near!!!! Evacuate everyone in the god dam country!!!!
"The god *Dam* country" is that a Percy Jackson pun? Cause i feel like it is
Peter: THE END IS NIIIIIIGH
The whole God dammed
World.
I just want to see this so bad XD *Hell, im just going to write a quick fanfic real quick, right here, right now*
The Avengers were all hanging around, sitting on the sofa, eating a pizza while Peter was hanging around upside down, casually reading a book. There was one slice of pizza left and Thor and Loki both reach for it.
The room around them suddenly became cold.
The air becoming very tense.
Everyone's attention was suddenly on Thor and Loki.
"Thor", Loki whispered menacingly, "What do you think your doing"
"Well my dear brother", Thor menacingly whispered back,"I am reaching for the last slice of this human cheese and salsa bread"
Tight lipped, Loki uttered angrily,"But you already had four slices of it, *brother* , I've only had two, so i think i should get the last slice"
"Tsk tsk tsk, thats more of a you problem brother, i want the last slice"
Loki then said in a eerily calm tone,"Peter...."
Peter suddenly looked towards Loki, gulping, he squeaked out,"Yes Loki?....."
Loki then pulled out his staff and stood up abruptly, Thor following suit, "ITS A FUCKING 11 CHILD" Loki bellowed.
"OH SHIT! GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE CITY PEOPLE!!! *NOW!!!!* " Peter screamed.
Conclusion: The whole city was wrecked and ended with the Avengers holding back Loki and Thor from each other. Peter just ordered another pizza and threw them both some slices.
There you have it XDD
Thank you. =w=
I love this. I copied this comment, told it the story was made by you and sent it to my friend via messages. HE REALLY LOVES IT!! I also showed him the video first. We both love it.
You guys are so nice thank you TuT
@@jackofnaytrades OMG, YES, THANK YOU! [hugs] I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH! [Is obviously very happy that he found such an amazing fanfic]
THANKYOU
The voice acting on this one is a 10/10 (Especially 'ITS A 10 CHILD')
Edit: A heart..... From Seymour....? Thanks ^w^
Cookies for everyone!
SmashProGirl 202 cookies?
I throw in some sodas and kettle corn mmmm kettle corn.
Where do I get my cookies at?
COOKIES???
I will nibble my cookie while I drink my tea
Okay okay okay, yes, it's cute and all, but at 1:46 all I can imagine is lil cute Peter with an awkward but wide grin on his face, hand rubbing the back of his neck. And I dunno why..
Ah, so you're mind automatically saw that as well
These are always adorable....
The entire movie would just be Tom Holland and Tom Hiddleston vibing together on set being ultimate memelords
If no one has already made this a fanfiction, i will write one.
Lizzie Ro'meave Star PLEASE!
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I thought Peter was gonna skip town if it got to a six, but this...this is so much better. He's a walking ongoing therapy session and his immediate vicinity is everyone's happy place.
Loki: IT'S A TEN, CHILD!
Peter: OH NO! QUICK! EVERYONE! SAVE THE PUPPIES! *Grabs nearest dog and books it*
Zachary Magnusson Avengers: What the fuck is going on?
The movie could be called "On A Scale From 1 To 10"
Dawn Amber or simply "1 To 10"
For some reason when I read the title all I could think of was “spider man and Loki sitting in a tree...”
MaxMeanTM yet so many people ship spiderpool
T-A-L-K-I-N-G A-B-O-U-T H-O-T-D-O-G-S
K-I-S-S-I-N-G (i'll go home now)
Paige Notebook Misread, saw thotdogs. Can never unsee thotdogs.
nO
nOt tOdAy, sAtAn.
sPidEypOoL alReAdY eXiStS aNd sO dOeS thOrKi wE dO nOt nEeD thiS
Peter: *swinging on Loki's helmet horns* So how does it stay on, exactly? Magic?
Loki: *trying not to wince in pain* If you call superglue magic.
Loki: IT'S A TEN, CHILD!!
Peter: - Just hugs Loki and starts talking about things he's learned that Loki likes about the city. Everyone is being evactuated as Peter brings Loki back down. 10, 9, 8.. Loki begins talking about things. 7, 6, 5.. Loki feels much better. Peter lets go and they continued talking as Thor stands by watching in surprise. 4, 3, 2... Loki is happy. Peter calmed him. Peter saved many people by learning about the quirky asgardian.-
Don't make this a movie make it a TV show
I completely agree
I know this is like 2 years later but, they are making a Loki spinoff show, covering the events of a different timeline where Loki got the tesseract and dipped in Avengers one. They now have no excuse for this not to happen if I don't see Tom Hiddleston on Tom Holland being best buds I'm leaving the fan base and never returning.
@@mallorywiley4718 omgosh you're right...
I remember seeing another addition to this where Loki had lived, but Peter got blipped and Loki was devastated and he wandered through where Peter had blown away whispering "10...10...it's a f*cking 10" while crying because Peter was the only person really invested in making Loki feel better instead of just keeping him away from people when he was upset
oH noooo
Whyyyyy
MARVEL. PLEASE. I NEED THAT MOVIE MORE THAN I NEED TO BREATH.
Current mood: 6
shit
*ITS A TEN, CHILD*
Lessly Diaz
*WHERES PETER WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!*
*gASP*
YOU'LL STEAL MY COOKIES?!
current mood: -35
MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS VOICED BY MY FAVORITE UA-camR, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Disappointed Studios I feel that
Loki Rose from the ashes, the ship holding the Asgardians had been demolished, the Hulk was gone, Thor was gone, he was alone.
Loki got to his knees as the ship crumbled around him, he dug his fingers into the rubble and just cried.
“...ten...” he whispered. And he half expected the spiderling to pop out of nowhere with his peppy attitude and smile that could melt anyone’s heart. Half expected him to take him by the hand and show him new earth things or ask him questions about magic. But nothing happened.
“...ten... Ten, Ten,” he cried, digging his fingers deeper into the rubble “TEN, TEN, TEN,” he couldn’t take it, “TEN OH GODS DAMn it...” He cried, his sobs rising out of him. But the spiderling wasn’t here.
His screams into the night were heard by no one.
Back on earth, Peter’s spider-senses we’re going off. He just could not place what was going wrong. “Must be my imagination.” He whispered, returning to his chemistry homework.
Loki’s Screams echoed through the night.
He was alone.
Who gave you the right
🤠🔫
Sobs
-I want to draw this so bad-
“and one being I’ll spit in your hot dog...” Even Loki isn’t that merciless
I just love the dynamic of these two
...I love this.
I've never wanted to write fan fiction in my life, but here I am, two o'clock in the morning, desperately restraining myself from starting up a Loki meets Peter Parker comic.
Proxy Comics do it..
do it! done it? link it, please?!🤩
I know it’s six years later, but please
peter and loki are 100% best friends. fight me.
No peter and Loki are 100% best friends forever
I can’t. *Because I 100% agree!*
Okay but I'm just going to add this *adds a brick saying siblings to the wall*
@@thesadumbreon *seagull noises of agreement*
This is another reason why there should be an Avengers sitcom TV series
There's actually a marvel cartoon where when loki is asked if he spit in an hot dog he got for spiderman, he answers with "not even I am that merciless"
Why do i ship them now. I just imagine someone insults peter like
"Youre too foolish to understand pain" and they make peter cry
aLL YOU HEAR IS LOKI SCREECHIN IN RAGE
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM CRY YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL"
Madame Sin the poor poor soul
I don't ship them but I do think it'd be awesome to see them as unlikely friends
me too.
I ship it
Peter: wAIT
Loki: tHIS IS THE TRUE TEN-
what about Tony. wHaT wOuLd HE sAY abOuT PeTeR cRyINg
I'm not a diehard Marvel fan, but I would pay good money to see this film.
I’m barely knowledgeable on Superheroes but I WOULD DEFINITELY WATCH THAT!
I can just imagine The Avengers just finding out what those numbers mean. XD
Tony be like, "That..." He sniffled, "is just a beautiful and amazing friendship right there!"
Thor be like, "Thank you, Peter, for helping my brother."
And the rest of the Avengers would be like, "WTF?" or squealing over how cute Peter's and Loki's friendship is.
Thank you for this absolutely amazing addition to this.
If you're writing this fanfic or know someone who has already, LINK IT! I need this adorable shit in my life!
dirt track chick m.fanfiction.net/s/8233039/1/A-Tangled-Web not mine but your welcome.
Kayla Howell thank you! Youre amazing!
Its cool
I made this. Here ya go
my.w.tt/3H2TqpbvUO
archiveofourown.org/works/15301893
Yes! We need a Spider-Man trying to rehabilitate Loki movie!
Okay but, none of the other avengers knowing would be hilarious, like just imagine your Tony, just pissing Loki off because why the hell not, and for some reason, he tells Peter “Eight” and Peter goes pale and quickly escorts him away
God creating windows:
God: Ok, so make it see-through.
Angel: O...k, pretty normal so far.
God: hmm, make it so humans use it to look at things safely.
Angel: But why would the need to do that?!
God: I’M NOT FINNISHED!
Angel: ...
God: Make it so only humans know it’s there aaaand, you know all of those bird things we created?
Angel: Yeess?
God: MAKE THEM HAVE AN IRISISTIBLE ERGE TO FLY INTO IT!
Angel: W.T.F
God: And make its so that it is made out of sand.
Angel: BUT WHYYYYY?!?!?
God: Hehehe.
Wait... You in da wrong vid. You kids are over dere I n da o the R vid.
TEN?!? HIDE THE PUPPIES!!!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!
Dead Willow don't you mean for the love of Loki get it because Loki is a god he he I will go away now
I would shoot stacks of bills through a tee shirt cannon at the screen.
I remember seeing this on tumblr! I'm so happy this was dubbed because when I saw it I just thought "this is so cute I love it"
This was a different version but the one that I read had them doing the whole number system then one day Peter texted Loki like an 8 or something and it was the first time he used the number system. It was real cute.
Gayest Gay I read that one too. I'd love for him to dub it if he finds it.
y'all want fanfics? Good fanfics? One word: AO3. Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain might do you a solid in this area, if you don't mind the spideypool.
•mejiro bird• I agree, I don't even like spideypool and it was such a great fic to read.
AO3 is just *chefs kiss* so high quality. And the filtering system is amazing :')
thank you
*_IT'S A 10 CHILD_*
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can I just say how much I love your readings and the series that you do? They're amazing and I love your voice acting. Keep up the good work! :)
Tony: I think this is a better way to check things up with loki.
*Thor agrees*
*the avengers are speechless*
To be honest, I like this. Loki and Spider-man being friends. Plus, Loki having a 1-10 scale to tell how evil he is, with "6" and "7" being Peter's cue to help calm him down, I can actually see that happening. And the two of them just going around having fun together, stopping petty crimes, and even sitting on a roof eating hotdogs with each other, that's the wholesome type of stuff I like to see.
He sees flash bullying peter and says
“Eleven”
Three types of people who watch P.M Seymour and get notifs. :
1) "Cool. He made another video that isn't SMR "
2) "Right on time. I need a good laugh."
3) *drops everything to watch something to have a laugh* "YESSS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Edit: there is a fourth...
4) *SCREAMING INTO THE SCREEN* STOP BEING RELEATABLEEEEEESE
hELL YES I HAVE BEEN W A I T I N G
I can imagine that after this, peter ends up Having a bad day and Loki tries to cheer him up and fails but it works anyway because peter is happy knowing that Loki tried to help😊
Loki: IT’S A 10, CHILD!!!!
Peter: HOLY SH*T! EVERYONE, GET YOUR PUPPIES!!!!
"Somebody make this a fanfic!"
Me, showing up two years late with subpar writing skills and minimal knowledge of Marvel canon: My time has come
Can you provide a link i need to read this
Art, where is the fic?
@@arty_girl4697 hun you best start behaving like a Legend of Zelda game and give me a link right the fuck now.
loki at peter's age: i'm going out
loki and thor's father: thor, please go after him. i love him so and i know he can take care of himself but he's going to destroy the *goddamn city-*
You need this, I need this, we ALL need this, so here's some whump!Peter and protective!Loki. (Just imagine it's all the original Avengers, cause I don't want to think about Steve and Tony).
...
Loki has been reading a book.
Emphasis on the word 'has'.
But, he finds the giant robot rampaging the streets far more interesting.
The Avengers (or as he refers to them "babysitters") have gone off to fight the machine and left Loki at the Tower with a surprisingly sassy artificial intelligence keeping an eye(?) on him. Despite the A.I.'s warning to stay inside the compound, she reluctantly let's the god step into the balcony so he could watch more closely.
He's not interested in the battle of human vs. machine, no... he's just making sure the child is alright.
When his brother first brought him to the Avengers Tower, Loki thought he has met all of teammates, but it turns out that there was one voluntary member that has kept his distance until the child accidentally bumped into Loki. The child immediately started apologizing and explaining why he kept away (told by Tony to) and accidentally reveals himself to be Spiderman (Loki didn't care about the child's alter-ego).
At first, the god was annoyed by the child's jumpy personality, but he surprised himself when he found out that he started not minding the child's presence, despite his mind's refusal to accept this. Perhaps it was because of the child's bravery (did he not know who he was, what he'd done?) or his kindness towards him (seriously, what is wrong with this child, putting so much faith into a god that killed tens of thousands), but the child soon grown on Loki.
One of the things that was always an inside joke between them of sorts is the number scale. Loki brushed off the child's comment on letting him know if he's a six or above, but the god found himself using it, and enjoying the times when the child pulled him away from situations to have one-on-one moments. The child even started using the number scale, and Loki of course helped him out too when the child was feeling angry.
Loki didn't want to admit it, but he couldn't deny it anymore: he has grown to care about the spider child.
Which has led the god to this moment here; watching the Avengers fight a machine, keeping a watchful eye on Spiderman the whole time.
The child had insisted that Loki comes with the Avengers to help in the battle, but Tony was adamant that the god stays, since Loki is still under house arrest. Loki assured the child that it is alright if he stays at the Tower, and the child reluctantly agrees.
Loki was suddenly jolted back to the present when he heard an explosion near the Avengers, the battlefield that they were at now clouded in smoke. The god immediately summoned his professional attire and teleported onto another skyscrapers rooftop to get a better look at the area, house arrest be damned.
He scanned the area as the smoke cleared, and saw all the Avengers, child included, standing back up and going back into battle with the rampaging robot.
Loki following the child from afar as he swung close to the ground, moving civilians away from the scene. The god barely had time to react when he heard a scream, and saw a robotic tentacle swinging towards a woman... and the child.
Loki teleports to the ground and attempts to yell out "SPIDER CHILD!", but it's already too late. The child fires a web to a wall and attaches the other end to the woman and pushes her out of the way, just as the arm smacked the child, sending him flying into a wall and limply falling to the ground.
Loki races over to the child, and sees that he is unconscious, despite the iron spider suit supposedly protecting. Him.
The god at that moment understood the midgardian phrase of "seeing red", as he was than filled with an incredible rage towards the machine. He hears himself growl "Eleven." before everything becomes a blur.
When he came to from his anger, he stood over the pieces of what was the robot. The first thing that Loki thought about was the child, as his eyes fell upon the Avengers lifting the now awake boy off the ground, holding him steady.
The god ran over to the group and started inspecting the child, muttering, "Are you alright, child?"
"I-I'm fine now, Mr. Loki! Just a little sore..." the child moaned a little, but other than that, he seemed fine.
Loki realizes that all of the Avengers were looking at the two in confusion and amazement. The god simply said, "My apologies for breaking the house arrest rule, but I see that my help was indeed needed, since it looks like I single handedly took down the menace. Your welcome," and teleported back to the Tower.
He'll probably be reprimanded for leaving on his own, but considering that in his blind rage he destroyed a machine the size of the Statue of Liberty (the child took him there once, with Tony's permission), the team should be thanking.
Although for the first time, he didn't want praise for what he'd done, for seeing that the child was alright was enough.
Times like this I wish we could save UA-cam comments
I don't know why my brain immediately read the 'it came from Tumblr" in the title as Seymour blaming tumblr for this video but I can never unsee it now
PM Seymour and everyone else: MARVEL PLEASE I REALLY WANT THAT MOVIE
Marvel: Even better, a *TV SERIES*
Us: *Y E S*
This is so freaking adorable! We need more of Peter being a cinnamon roll with Loki!
THESE TWO ARE NO JOKE MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS IM *SCREAMING*
If Peter ends up hurt and Loki witnessed the villain who did it, his skin suddenly turns blue. His red eyes glares to the villain with more rage than the Hulk.
Then finally, he uttered in a voice that turns the villain's blood cold,
*"ELEVEN"*
I want this in the next marvel movie this is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen
This is the most wholesome idea and a perfect redemption arc for Loki. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
When I'm feeling sad or just not myself I watch these videos and instantly feel 10x better!
Or-
Loki: IT'S A TEN
Peter: NO THE PUPPIES
Loki: I like him...
Peter: wOwiE, thanks mr Loki
Loki: It's a ten child.
Peter: Evacuate the civilians!
Me: EVACUATE THE PUPPIES, FAST!
OK HOLD ON
THE PERFECT VIDEO DOESNT EXI-
Tumblr, Peter Parker, AND Loki, ALL IN THE SAME VIDEO
THIS IS SECOND IN THE BEST CROSSOVER EVENT IN HISTORY
*shares with everyone I know*
GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND
This is the best goddamm thing I've seen in forever. We all needed this, more then we realize
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD I LOVE THESE TWO
Ah, yes, this masterpiece. I've finally found it after all this time. And it's as great as I remembered it.
There is a comic where Peter asks loky "have you spit on it?" and loky says "i might be a terribile man, but not at that point"
Now this... this is beautiful
I don't think Tony will approve of this
tony: loki, i don't think you should be around peter, you're being a bad influence
loki: -says quietly to peter- *this man is close to a fucking ten, child*
Imagine them arguing over who teaches him better!!!!!
Loki: I can show the Young Spiderling the ways of Asguardian magic, as well as weaponry the likes of which you can't comprehend. What, pray tell, can you offer?
Tony: i can give him weapons and make sure he doesn't die.
Loki:
Loki: Very well.
The entire movie is just Peter calming down Loki after a 20 minute intro to why it's a TEN CHILD!
It gets to a 10 and we just see peter petting him and singing lullabies and nursery rhymes
Why am I the only one to like and reply to my own comment😭
I don’t know anything about superhero movies, but I still find this kind sweet.
The fact that there is a comic based off this idea just goes to show how great it is, also you freakin NAILED the voices yet again, Seymour!
want this to happen so bad its not even a joke anymore WE ALL NEED IT!
Im gonna try and tweet marvel this so they can hear what we want!
Dude! I love your Loki voice! And yes, this should be a Marvel short or something. I just really want to see Loki meet Peter Parker on the big screen.
I like never watch Marvel (I've seen like 3 movies) and I still want this.
Peter can get along with anyone. Loki and deadpool are two of the hardest i suspect.
I’m highly tempted to make this a fanfic. I mean it my favorite character (Loki) and my third favorite (Peter). It’s perfect.
Reality Will Shatter In An Instant DOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTT!!!
I made a fanfic. But join our fanfic army
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Eddstale Edd alright I read that it’s going to turn out great.
If you make it send the link!!
link?
I would pay 500 bucks if someone makes a movie base off this i shall literally pay to watch it
I really want more of these Marvel videos. Especially the “Incorrect Quotes.” But that’s just me.
Peter is precious and adorable and we must always protect him
Bryn Drake yes he is smol bean that must be protected at *all* cost
Aghhh my heart why can’t these be reeeaaaaalllll
Ok so this suddenly got really wholesome
PLEASE MAKE IT A MOVIE!!!
This is the sweetest thing! I would have loved to see this in the MCU. 😭💖
We all want that movie, but I'm pretty sure there's a few long enough fanfics tho lol
Oh my God, PLEASE! I want an entire comic series/animated series revolving around this spark of genius, that appeared on Tumblr.
Ok, so, I have literally never written a fanfic like, ever, but imma write one down here sooo yea my anxiety level is a frickin 11 rn
Enjoy? Hopefully?
*Loki POV*
Loki had begun to realize that his interactions with the Spiderling were becoming more and more enjoyable. He was the one person in the entirety of Midgard that he _didn't_ want to stab on a regular basis, and who didn't want to stab _him_ either.
Suddenly, something hits him on the head, which is very strange considering he didn't see anyone in the room. There's a 'thump' as something falls to the floor and a muffled "dangit" from above him.
"Spider, what have I told you about reading while on the ceiling?"
Peter looks nervous as he rubs the back of his neck shyly, looking down at his fallen book.
"Not to walk while doing so?"
"And _why_ do you not walk upside down and read at the same time?"
Peter sighs.
"... Because I don't pay attention..."
"And...?"
"...and because I walked onto the outside of the Tower and fell down 4 stories because a pigeon flew into my face and I ended up spraining my wrist and losing my book to said pigeon because pigeons are demons..."
Peter looks thoroughly scolded, so Loki decides to drop the subject.
"So, you wanted to show me a series of movies?"
Peter immediately brightens.
"Yes! You will _love_ Star Wars! Gasp, we need snacks, be right back!"
"Peter wait-!"
THUNK
"...you're still on the ceiling..."
"OW..."
Loki chuckles internally. _What am I going to do with you?_
-Timeskip-
*Peter POV*
Ok, so that situation with Mr. Loki earlier was _very_ embarrassing, but hey, he got Loki to watch Star Wars with him, so all's well that ends well! Currently, he's on patrol, which has been fairly uneventful so far. A couple cats in trees, old lady with a lot of groceries, a purse snatcher.
It's only nearing the end of his patrol when his Spidey-sense goes absolutely _crazy._
He looks to his right and sees this giant enhanced man holding up a random convenience store. Not robbing it, literally holding it up above his head having ripped it off of its foundation. Speaking of which, that store is now growing in size very rapidly and he should _probably_ move.
Turns out, he didn't need to, as a falcon swoops down and transforms into Loki, who blasts it to pieces with magic. Still, a piece of debris still hits Peter along the cheek, leaving a tear in his mask and a bleeding gash in its wake.
Loki turns to check on him and he _sees_ and he suddenly looks a lot more homicidal than he was when they were cuddled on the couch and watching Star Wars.
His fears are only confirmed when Loki says one word over his shoulder:
*"ELEVEN."*
Karen reacts immediately and activates the "I'm feeling Stabby" protocol that Peter made in case this happened, and it notifies Mr. Stark that he needs help restraining a rampaging god before he destroys all of New York.
Loki renders the man unconscious, and he looks like he's about to serve the killing blow.
"Mr. Loki, Mr. Loki _wait!"_
"Peter, I swear--"
"No, Mr. Loki, you need calm down. I'm.. I'm glad that you care about me so much you literally want to murder a guy, but I don't want any more deaths on your hands."
"Peter this man threw a _building_ at you! He tried to kill you, why are you defending him!? One more death at my hands will make no difference--"
"Of course it will!!!"
Loki looks at Peter. He sees his mask looking back, somehow expressing his emotions without needing to see his eyes.
"Of _course_ it matters Mr. Loki! You went good! You're trying to get away from all the murder and stuff! I don't want to lose another person that I care about because of me! I... I know you did horrible stuff before, a lot of it wasn't your fault but some of it you did on your own. But you've been better. You _are_ better than that now. I don't want to lose the Loki I know because of something so petty."
_"You don't know that."_ Loki seethes. _"You don't know me."_
"I _do_ know you. You're the bookworm who'll read any book you can get your hands on and always ends up talking to me about it for hours as soon as you finish it. You're the guy who asked how long cookies take to bake and at what temperature and ended up melting the counter because you used your magic to cook them at like, 4 million degrees! You're the guy who asks me for help with pranks on the team even though we both know you don't need it. I _know you,_ Loki. You're more than a god of mischief, you're more than the big bad evil guy everybody thinks you are. So just... Let the police handle it? Please?"
Loki looks down at the ground.
"... Alright, Peter."
Peter smiles, takes Loki's hand and starts walking back to the Tower. He starts chattering about the cats he rescued that day, the little old lady who needed help with her groceries, and when they get back to the Tower, Loki pulls him into a half-hug and whispers, "Zero."
~End~
~Bonus~
*Stark POV*
"Mr. Stark, the 'I'm feeling Stabby' protocol has been activated by Peter."
Tony looks up confused.
"FRI, I don't remember that protocol. What does it mean?"
"It means, 'Loki is having a really bad day and wants to murder some people, help'."
Tony rubs his forehead with his index finger and his thumb.
"Damn it."
"Language!"
"Oh shut up, Capsicle."
Hope you enjoyed, I wrote this at like 3am so I hope it's good.
Bro this is awesome!
@@nikkibella1607 Aww thank you! 😊❤
Peter, Loki, and Deadpool all just hanging out causing mischief.
Spidy as Chaotic Good
Deadpool as Chaotic Neutral
And Loki aligned somewhere between Chaotic Neutral and Neutral, Neutral
IM ON IT-*pulls out laptop* THIS BOOK WILL BE DONE SHORTLY BRB
link?
Yes. This needs to happen.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.