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Tumblr is a receptacle for free jokes and the horrifyingly barely okay people that write them non-stop. It’s amazing.
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*I read that too fast and read tentacle and got so concerned*
We are all okay in there no need to worry i assure you we're all okie dokie
@@ashtasheran6970 I can guarantee you that I am not.
@@josephtarko3610 W E A R E F I N E
I can't begin to imagine Bruce showing anything resembling an emotion unless the situation calls for it, the man's default emotion is pissed off. HOWEVER, pretending to be some dumb playboy to cover the fact that you're the personification of a bad day IS SO CLEVER AND I WOULD BE SHOCKED IF THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE EVER DID THAT
Wasn't that what he was meant to be before The Dark Knight films? Maybe not that flamboyant but he was the kind to smile and play into the cameras. He was a huge business owner, he played to the people
The Scarlet Pimpernel. Dominic Noble did a video on the book and an adaptation.
I would say that his default emotion is moody, but if he has to handle any kid he’ll be more friendly than we would be to a kitten. Look at some comic book panels where he has to deal with the kids like he would go into a happy dad mode where even the justice league were surprised that a high schooler got him to laugh at a joke. it’s Oddly wholesome…
My personal favorite interpretation of Bruce have been the introverted recluse who no one in Gotham really knows what he looks like or remember who he is (Batman 1989), mild mannered social butterfly Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966), kind kindred mild mannered Bruce (BTAS) or the irresponsible playboy himbo Bruce Wayne.
TO BE FAIR El Zorro did it decades ago, no one E V E R believed Diego was el Zorro cause he was a playboy richboi himbo who didn't even know how to use a sword. So it already exist a version of this, but I like this iteration of batman better.
@@julietafernandez7571 Maybe that is where Bruce Wayne got the idea from? Wasn't it a Zorro movie that his family saw the night they died?
The thing is, Bruce Wayne’s cover has always been “well-meaning celebrity billionaire-philanthropist, but obviously too stupid, vapid, and clumsy to possibly be a superhero.” The new series swapped some 50s & 60 Himbo tropes for some modern ones and voilà! His character has been adapted for a new generation.
ngl, I thoguht this was gonna be a "characters shouldn't evolve and adapt to the times" kind of drag but you managed to make me pleasantly surprised
If this isn't how Robert Pattinson plays Bruce Wayne then the entire universe is wrong.
It's beautiful to witness 😌
@@leeshajoithat was the one part of the Batman I hated he didn’t do anything like that he was just moody emo boy hopefully they’ll fix that in the next installment
@@geekgirl616 the whole point of the movie is that "Gotham needs well meaning himbo Bruce Wayne at least as much as it needs Batman so cheer up emo kid"
That guy: Divorce is way funnier!
Peter B. Parker: Dude, that's rude.
Also Peter: I sold my marriage to the devil!
@@videopolice432 we dont talk about that peter he goes in the nono corner
@@videopolice432 I said Peter B. The one from Earth-TRN701, not the Earth-616 one.
@@frankspick7544 Marvel also doesn't talk about it! *laugh track*
Himbo Bruce is also the star of his own reality TV show called, and I swear I'm not kidding, "Making It Wayne".
AMAZING
I'm officially watching this fucking show thanks to this specific comment 💀💀
fine thats it im watching the show now thanks
I was already interested in watching the show from all the other comments I saw and the post
But this fuckin sold me, I'm in
That's my favorite pun, and now you're telling me that DC is actually using it officially???? Im so fuckin done... i have to watch this now...
Ishtarru
And here I was thinking that the best part about the show by far was the visuals!
Himbo Bruce Wayne looking like he just got back from hosting the newest Total Drama Island.
yo- Bruce Wayne is Chris Mcclain actually makes sense-
Himbo Bruce Wayne is something I never knew I needed until this moment. Also can we just appreciate that family photo tho. Like its just **chef's kiss**
He's also a single dad in that universe, taking care of the preteen titans.
@@deamoncastor7307 indeed! Also, glad you're on
Pretty sure that isn´t a photo, but a painting. Which just makes this funnier, because EVERYONE INVOLVED needed to keep their poses and facial features under control for the entire time it was made, possibly even several times if they didn´t manage to pull it of in one setting.
Where can I watch that show?
@@blobblub9424 It’s on Netflix
Edit: I should mention that he only appears in like one episode and we never actually see him as Batman
Himbo Bruce Wayne is a concept I never knew I needed, but one that I now want to see in every live action interpretation of Batman
YEEEEEEESSSSS!
Oh look, I'm gay now
We stand Himbo Bruce Wayne
It would be a great cover, in most movies his cover is as a billionaire playboy but it’s not taken to an extreme as all superhero covers should be
@@mrpizzacat8273 the closest they ever got was Bruce absconding with the entire troupe of Russian ballets in The Dark Knight
I've always loved the "Imagine if Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian were a crime-fighting vigilante" explanation for Batman's secret identity. And now we have a flawless demonstration.
Its like that chin post from a few videos ago, even if you knew his secret identity, no one would ever belive you.
Hell I bet he could dress up as batman for a costume party and no one would make the connection.
@@tanith117 I have a feeling that he probably *has* dressed up as batman for an office party at one point.
Hell, it's kinda a similar idea to an interpretation I've seen of how Clark Kent keeps his secret identity. Because everyone knows who superman is, he's an alien who lives in a crystal fortress in the artic. So who on earth would even believe you if you said that this random reporter was secretly superman? I mean, why would this God like alien ever bother trying to be a regular human? Him "secretly being superman" is probably the office joke, because everyone says they look similar.
Didn't Hannah Montana pull that too? I don't remember, my siblings watched it but i didn't.
@@tanith117I think that I've seen him go as Superman for Halloween once.
"Hello children I am the fairy squad mother" is just Byleth and no one can convince me otherwise
Why would I? For you spoke the truth
Sounds accurate
Also Nico Robin
It's hard being the responsible braincell...
@@christiandelcarmen1278 Especially when one of the children thinks THEY have the braincell (when in reality, that couldn't be further from the truth)
Infiltrator syndrome is literally Frank Abagnale's life
Such a good movie.
Who dat
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 dude. Do yourself a big favor and watch “catch me if you can”. It has Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s a really good movie.
@@INANNAISHERE Oh okay
@Leon Schneider He actually did pass the bar for to be a lawyer though.
... That Bruce Wayne design kinda looks like Howl from Howl’s moving castle, and I feel someone knew Christian Bale played Batman during the Nolan saga, and it came full circle.
My mind went to total drama island xD
Oh my good, he’s fused with Howl.
to me he looked like Kurt Wagner from X-Men Evolution but just not a mutant
I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE TO REALIZE THIS
Omg, he looks like a damn overly dramatic arts teacher, and I am so here for it. OP is right, I would never think that's Batman ever.
He looks like Totally Drama version of Howl Pendragon (movie version)
Me: *sees PM post* oh hey cool they posted-
The post: “BRUCE WAYNE THE HIMBO”
Me: I am shocked, intrigued, and excited.
Me after watching the video: Himbatman is best Brucey Boi
People are forgetting the fact that in that universe, he is also a single dad taking care of the preteen titans.
He´s the fusion of everything you think screams flamboyant bitch and my interests are peaked
@@Raya-fb8df A bunch of kids ya know
Pukicho: yellowstone’s super volcano intrigues me
Me who lives in the ring of fire: *sweats*
Me: C'MON PUKICHO WE TALKED ABOUT THIS AT THE LAST MEETING YOU HAVE TO *TELL* US COSMIC HORRORS BEFORE YOU DO THAT.
puki no gaud already almost set off an eruption with a paper clip
you sweat? oh boy,it beginns! get your popcorn ready everyone!
Welp this will be a nice warm aussie- Oh God dammit wheres the reality warper
Me: Here we go again
Himbo Bruce Wayne is like someone at DC looked at Christian Bale’s irresponsible and slightly dim Bruce and said, “THAT! Do THAT-but *_MOOOORRE!”_*
I mean that explains why snoms voice is like that.
Now i just imagined that snom actually have this deep soul touching voice that would make any person swoon, i mean he still have the soul touching part and swooning people
@@amirulamani1487 yup. But it's not working right because he has an everstone in its mouth
@@shadow_shine3578 People gave him food, and he eventually confused an everstone for food, and ate it, and now we have to go to the crown tundra for frostmoth
@@nerosoul2506 yep. But hey, snom gets to keep giving out love
Snom saying it has an everstone in it's throat makes me imagine it making the face from flork of cows where one is choking on a glass of water. The sound still haunts me
Tumblr really does run the whole gambit from "uwu" to "suffer mortal!"
Sometimes over the span of a single post!
I'm happy I was in the proper place for that last post. 😅
It can't be helped. The whole "uwu" thing is pure cringe and I, for one, would welcome it going away.
@@Takisan111 I was going to say that it's not so bad if it's done by one off child characters buuuuut even that is grating on the nerves if the character doing it is there for longer than a one off gag, so yeah good point.
I thought 'uwu' was furry for 'suffer mortal!' tho?
Okay I was expecting a lot of things but I was not expecting Bruce Wayne to look like some modern version of Aladdin
Bruce Wayne the himbo KILLS ME OMG
Wait, Lin Manuel Miranda wrote You’re Welcome? THAT’S WHY IT’S SUCH A BOP
He wrote the entire soundtrack, even the Maori ones
“Politics bore me, but Yellowstone’s super-volcano intrigues me.”
PUKI PLEASE NO I LIVE TOO DAMN CLOSE TO THAT THING LEMME MOVE AWAY FIRST PLEASE I BEG YOU
Puki would probably say: "Then beg."
No mercy.
oH FUCK LET'S GO BEFORE PUKI GETS THERE
Didn't Guad already mess with it last year?
With the Yellowstone caldera, everywhere on Earth is too close. Take me to Mars Elon.
Discovering Nirvana is simply one step on the path to achieving Nirvana.
Can confirmed this as I have not listened to Nirvana or have I achieved Nirvana. I am using other ways to achieving Nirvana that can be just as good.
1:55 [Superhero getting mayor honors ]
“No. Divorce is FINAL” said to the Security detail stopping Rebound Spouse desperate to “come back”
XD
I have no regrets. This channel is like the little golden easter egg on a pile of bodies covered in caked, red blood among a sea of electronic bullets. I love it.
*noms on something (because i misread the sentence)* MM! RED VELVET CAKE!
@@JackieMReacts (also misread this sentence) Snom! NO!
Ok I stan himbo Bruce Wayne and will be looking it up to see what he sounds like I hopes it’s what I’m thinking he sounds like
Edit:HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE I THOUGHT HE WOULD! Best Bruce yep!✌🏾
The last time I was this early UA-cam worked properly all the time.
So never?
@@StormTheSquid yup
Seriously though what was that crash yesterday?
3:09 okay, I get that this is perfect for batman but he also reminds me of Kuzco from the emperor’s new groove. I live for it.
Late Night Tumblr Posts are best experienced at 5:00am and no one can change my mind
4:20 am... you're welcome :P
5am after staying up all night, or getting up at 5am just to experience it-
YOU HAVE IT RIGHT
1:53 **clears throat** White Pantera from El Tigre.
You are correct and I'm glad you mention this.
Oh yhaa, El Tigre was a thing
I completely forgot about that show...
The best possible way to be introduced to a youtuber? Finding out they read one of my shitposts. Truly feel like my energy was faithfully embodied.
As someone who on and off watches superhero girls and hasn't reached Bruce Wayne this makes me un(not un)reasonably excited
Just look how fabulous he is
The word "bougie" makes me unnecessarily violent in ways that I cannot explain.
This Bruce Wayne is a genius. You would never NEVER think that he's fucking Batman.
True he could probably walk into a press conference in the suit and unmask himself, but everyone would think it’s just a joke
0:36 LOL my "uncle" did something like this. It was like 10+ years before they caught on. I don't remember what his career was but I do remember he was ALWAYS on company paid business trips all over the world. Lol
I mean, You're welcome is one of the better Disney songs in my opinion, mostly because when the part about Maoui is going to take the boat starts, both Moana and me, the viewer, didn't catch it up until it was too late. BRILLIANT!
reading the title inflicts psychic damage
@Merwin D'Souza they really aren't wrong and that hurts me on an existential level haha :P I'm doing quite well, better now that I'm talking to you :D ! Hbu?
Don't forget the fact that he is a single dad as well and in that universe he is taking care of the preteen titans.
*Rolls a d20 and immidiately has my skull collapse*
@Merwin D'Souza general gender questioning struggles haha 😅 glad to know you're doing well!
This conversation is really wholesome
DC Super Hero Girls Batman is just Batman but he goes to therapy once a week and his therapy includes a massage.
Love that funky himbo.
dalia1784: “Animated dads have always been hot; these clowns were too slow to realize it.”
Me: “Oh, this one gets it.” *high-fives dalia*
You have now convinced me to watch DC Superhero Girls
Honestly, HimBruce Wayne is a punch on the throath I don't know i'll ever recover
People always call The Dark Night a masterpiece but how could it have been a masterpiece without himbo Bruce
3:20 Yeah, if I didn't know any better I wouldn't be able to tell he's Batman.
You know, people are surprised when I tell them Christian Bale is the voice of Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle. That design of Bruce I feel would make the acceptance of that fact much easier
Himbo Bruce Wayne looks like Eugene from Tangled
I was thinking the same thing.
I’m so glad the Topeka thing isn’t just me.
The Himbo Bruce Wayne guy had 1 thing wrong,
That IS 10000% who Batman is. Bats would go above and beyond to keep his identity a secret (when he isn't revealling it left and right), so pretending to be this big, beautiful, and diva-esque billionaire is something he would have, and probably has been, doing.
The New Vegas Old World Blues dlc really encapsulated the neurodivergent experience and gave you the opportunity to both argue and flirt with your own brain. Quality.
That version of Brucie Wayne is basically exactly how Brucie is portrayed in the comics...Yet for some reason only this show and the early Batman cartoons gets it right.
I love how while Bruce is a himbo, he's still fuckin badass Batman as well. Fuckin great.
That NYT animated dads article has cemented the NYT as Tumblr's choice of media. That along with "A feud in wolf-kink erotica raises a deep legal question" are some of the funniest articles from a respected news source.
... It what.
While I've never watched DC Super Hero Girls, it now has my "Seal of APPROVAL™".
I literally read this on my feed this morning 0:48
And I thought to myself, ‘I would love to hear PM read this one.’
Himbo Bruce Wayne reminds me of that tumblr post about Bruce making a tumblr blog brucewayneisthebatman, and putting up blurry pictures of Batman’s ass as proof and it becomes a meme and he pretends to be Batman on like talk shows and stuff.
It’s the same energy and I love it
ok But fairy squad mother makes me think of Tinkerbell in camo with a tiny AK-47 (or M-16) shouting commands to her Unit of battle hardened veterans
I could see her sniping Wendy from the trees, honestly. 😆 I know Disney developed her into a nicey-nice fairy, but her original self would've thought nothing of nixing the competition.
@@sunshinegamer1981 I mean she already got the Lost Boys to shoot Wendy down in the book when she arrived at Neverland.
@@Bloodlyshiva Same in the original Disney cartoon, if I recall correctly, so yeah it would be in character for Tinkerbell to snipe Wendy, pre-nice girl phase.
Fun Fact: Yellowstone’s super-volcano is more likely to just collapse than ever go off again.
Two favorite youtubers just uploaded during school
You are one of them
I now have two distractions and you will never know the second one
Go hydrate
@Merwin D'Souza Same lmfao
Was it Xiran Jay Zhao's review of Kung Fu Panda? 🐼
(not expecting to be right, just recommending a good video)
@@WarriorAuranae no it wasn't, idk them, but I'll check it out later!
@@WarriorAuranae nice, you gave him a third one.
2:14 Can confirm, bastard will focus on everything but what I want it to and will only do work with the correct music.
*gremlin noises that translate to hi*
Can we have more himbo Bruce Wayne, I need more of him. And to .y fellow guys questioning there sexuality, you are not alone
I love this pmseymor, keep it up!
How, how I asks ya; did I not know about DC Superhero Girls? DO I live under a rock? I have the Netflix, I watch all things animated! Why come this has only come to my attention via PM Seymour? Yet not my recommend videos? Since March of 2019... I... I feel so left out, finally a Bruce Wayne himbo.
Bless you PM Seymour and bless Tumblr, even though sometimes it doesn't deserve it.
Yes this one this one is a good one made by a good man with a good voice and a good heart
Himbo Bruce Wayne reminds me of that tumblr post about Bruce making a tumblr blog brucewayneisthebatman, and putting up blurry pictures of Batman’s ass as proof and it becomes a meme and he pretends to be Batman on like talk shows and stuff
It’s the same energy and I love it
Is it bad that when I heard PM say “Oh no pwease hewp me I’m mewting in acid” all I could think of was “MELT FASTER GODDAMMIT!!”
This version of Bruce just makes me think of Percy Blakeney. No one would ever suspect he has a secret identity. He seems too vapid. It's the perfect cover.
I learned today that we should NEVER EVER LET PUKICHO NEAR A VOLCANO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
or gaud
@@shadowkingleo7776 or Gaud.
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Ok so I was watching dis and my internet just decided to give me the bird and ditched me but because of how PM generally is I did not notice, I just thought he was making a long paws for like comedy
That thumbnail is GOATed tho
1:56 Because dead wives makes the story more tragic and to some you can't have a Protagonist without causing them various amounts of trauma, angst, and tragedy.
DAMNIT THIS IS WHY I FOUNDED L.O.C.A.N.T.
This feels like I’m being called out here and I don’t know why it’s probably because the “hero” happened to be named Jared as well
I mean, well-adjusted people with wives and no trauma aren't exactly likely to go put on spandex and beat up criminals in the street, are they?
@@GamerLeFay nah it's just that the philosophy around writing/art groups is that what people want is your characters, especially your MC, in PAIN like hell's wrath is spring rain compared to it, the MC must suffer because apparently that is the ONLY F**KING WAY a character can evolve, I literally read somewhere that you *have* to throw your character under the bus to be a good MC.
@@pinkneko13 You gotta put a character through some pain but doing something like shoving them through an emotional and social cheese grater and then locking them inside a locker that's been stuffed full of all kinds of biohazards is a bit much imo...
Infiltrator syndrome is basically Pariston from HxH.
Also, the last one killed me
No dislikes, this does bring a smile to my face
Me and my boyfriend think Bruce Wayne is in Killer Croc's harem *SOOOOOOO*
Killer Croc has a HAREM?!
I don't just talk about my brain as if it were a separate entity, I do the same for past, present, and future me's. I have said many times I need past me to set up present me to put things in place that force future me to do things
I did not know there was a himbo Bruce Wayne, but I am here for it
2:41 Batman himbo post 😌
2:14 once I was venting to my dad saying "it's just that my brain doesn't cooperate" and now it my catchphrase
I swear you make the most funniest videos 8D
1:16 I just yelled NO at this
i came for the himbo post and was not disappointed
4:00 that’s one of the things that makes Google a Roulette of FUN
XD
As someone with the hometown of topeka ks, "it's hot in topeka" is amazing whenever i hear/read references, lol
The funniest thing about the "Europe is my favorite consonant" joke is that I'm pretty sure op is a teacher
Eggs are rocks
4:00 my humor is so fucking that I literally starting crying at this and idky it just caught me so off guard 💀💀💀
last time i clicked this early Jason Todd was still robin
We stan Bruce Wayne
This is now my favourite tumblr video from you.
ngl that post about how it can't be flat because of mountains etc. is probably both the most innocent and intelligent thing i've ever seen on this site
As a Buddhist myself I was confused until I remembered there's a band called that.
Did you take your name from The Big Night Cat post?
@@phoebegilliland8897 nope, I came to that name by taking a different route, fascinating how that happens.
"It's hot in Topeka" lives in my head rent free
DC superhero girls Bruce Wayne looks like a fusion of Flint Lockwood and Tony stark
4:11
Me, the youngest in the squad who showers them with advice and affection: HELLO TEENAGERS, I AM THE THERAPY!
Trains for panicking dogs. Trolleys for subpoenaed redwoods. Unicycles remanufactured for senescent cell distribution.
There's a few of the ideas I came up with to type in order to increase engagement with this video.
I imagine somewhere there is a image on Tumblr of a hatchet or ax that has had it's chopping and ground down to almost nothing and I'm pretty sure someone has made a joke about over sharpening related to it. I have no idea if that's actually true.
HE DID BRUCE WAYNE HIMBO I'M SO HAPPY
2:13 You ever just see something that makes you think, "huh I should probably go see a therapist" Cause this post did that for me.
I forgot about that divorce post and I now have ideas for a D&D character
I have nothing smart to comment but I gladly appreciate this video and I hope it will provide serotonin for others too