Since I'm not a native speaker I'd like to know what the marine means by saying "You're a statistic, boy". Does it mean the opponent is so easy to kill that the marine considers him not as an opponent, but rather as additional frag in the scoreboard? Or does it mean something else? Please someone explain
@@makapeach2627 In English, there's a common euphemism: "Don't become a statistic." It's mostly in regards to mortality statistics for deaths like drunk driving, overdosing, shootings, war, etc.
I laughed to, most don't get us when it comes to dark military humor, most would laugh at another joke I could link, still wonder if anyone else saw the infection form trying to enter Chiefs ass.
“There’s too many of them” Marine: initiating T pose wow so many likes, thanks for the likes everyone. Have a great year! Cant wait to see how Halo infinite goes
@@calvinscarvings.66 in halo CE the pistol was always an instant kill to the hunters orange spots. Of course no damage to the armor, but since the pistol was a headshot capable weapon and the hunters weak spots were considered “headshots”, the pistol would always result in an instakill to the weak spots.
TheGreatUnknown yesnt. Me and my dad always when we can (so in halo 1 and 2) we play with infinite ammo, it's just more fun because there are more things you can do (plus it's also good practice for multiplayer because I'm trying to learn to use a sniper as like an assault rifle because it's very good if you can learn to) that way it's more fun so I can experiment with things like recently I learned how to launch shade turrets into the stratosphere. So knowing that would have helped but we didn't really waist ammo.
@@thesha7447 in the books almost all the Covenant weapons are lethal on a single hit or even near misses because of the super heated plasma and single needles bursting inside the marines like micro shrapnel
Nobody: Seriously, not a soul: Master Chief: "I shall strike down my own clone with a sword I cannot wield in this game while a flood spore eats my ass."
😂😂😂the Best scene was the two Master Chief with the swords and one of them was like Chief 1: help me do something, this thing it's killing me Chief 2 : No sir
6:41 - Hands down the best part here is this marine vs the marines that spawn after Captain Key's death. They remind me so much of the white blood cells in "Cells at Work", it's amazing! ha ha
Seeing how they had 60 hp and 45 armor (besides sgt. Johnson who has more) ya there actually durable as hell seeing how master chief has 75 HP/Armor and has regenerating armor. The marines aren’t half bad.
Ol stacker has a damn amazing throwing arm! I also love how he'll T-pose and assert his dominance! 😆 Shoots keys and all those marines rush him and start punching him! "I NEED SOME BACKUP, NOOoW!" Also the little soiled diaper waddle chief did with that parasite form on his butt was hilarious!
@@juanmanuelcorrea7673 not entirely true Marines and crewmen share the same animations, crewmen are able to hold pistols and fire them just fine, in fact that's the only gun you ever see a crewman carrying. The t-posing comes in because they don't have an animation for crouching and walking. When the Marines and crewmen crouch without moving they 'cower' with their hands on their heads.
@@yolsil775 actually that's not true either, when the marine T-posed he was evading the bullets by sending them to another dimension, and his health gets regenerated everytime he t poses. He was a parallel universe ahead of his time
Huh, I wish I had these tools 20 years ago. Pete Stacker is my favorite.
watup marty
Oh my God it's Marty why aren't you top comment?
I love you marty
Marty you are the man.
Marty the man !!!
This guy's arm is more effective than an actual grenade launcher.
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1:01 99 MPH fastball
YEET
(Halo 2 spec ops grunts and elites) "allow us to introduce ourselves"
Almost 1k likes
"YOU ARE A STATISTIC BOI"
*absolutely nukes grunt
I can't be the only one who laughed at that
Where is that.
Since I'm not a native speaker I'd like to know what the marine means by saying "You're a statistic, boy". Does it mean the opponent is so easy to kill that the marine considers him not as an opponent, but rather as additional frag in the scoreboard? Or does it mean something else? Please someone explain
@@makapeach2627 In English, there's a common euphemism: "Don't become a statistic." It's mostly in regards to mortality statistics for deaths like drunk driving, overdosing, shootings, war, etc.
@@bman6198 Thank you so much
I laughed to, most don't get us when it comes to dark military humor, most would laugh at another joke I could link, still wonder if anyone else saw the infection form trying to enter Chiefs ass.
“There’s too many of them”
Marine: initiating T pose
wow so many likes, thanks for the likes everyone. Have a great year! Cant wait to see how Halo infinite goes
😭😭😭
It's his final form
Ayyyyyy
What’s with the T form?
YOU ARE A STATISTIC BOY
[Intelligence]: 1
[Explosives]: 1000
[Small guns]: 50
@@Evan-10000 [Smol Gun]*
Name: Lord Death of Murder Mountain
When he starts Asserting Dominance, you should just give up immediately
you mean T-Posing?
you are DEAD DEAD DEAD!
@@4T3hM4kr0n LOVE AND KISSES FOR YA,
Facts
I'VE GOT SOME BULLETS LEFT IN THIS CLIP!
I love the instant escalation.
*gets shot twice
"YOU ARE A STATISTIC, BOY!"
*fucking demolishes the grunt with a grenade
“You are a STATISTIC, BOY!” LMAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Everytime he T poses he recovers health.
This is a competition held within the rules of the game. Rules are not always fair
Is that for real?
@@nurpperpony3790 no lol its glitch in the animations.
Im dying HAHAHHAHAHA
The opposite of T-Pain: T Heal
Shoutouts to the CE pistol for instakilling Hunters
W H A T
@@calvinscarvings.66 in halo CE the pistol was always an instant kill to the hunters orange spots. Of course no damage to the armor, but since the pistol was a headshot capable weapon and the hunters weak spots were considered “headshots”, the pistol would always result in an instakill to the weak spots.
@@calvinscarvings.66 you waisted a lot of rockets o. Hunters didn't you.......
TheGreatUnknown yesnt. Me and my dad always when we can (so in halo 1 and 2) we play with infinite ammo, it's just more fun because there are more things you can do (plus it's also good practice for multiplayer because I'm trying to learn to use a sniper as like an assault rifle because it's very good if you can learn to) that way it's more fun so I can experiment with things like recently I learned how to launch shade turrets into the stratosphere. So knowing that would have helped but we didn't really waist ammo.
@@calvinscarvings.66 fun fact us LASO runners know how to play with infinite ammo without skulls. There’s a trick to it.
4:01 YOOOOOO WTF WERE THOSE DOGES
he t posed out of the way 😂
@@alexgarciamma absolute giga Chad
He may have lost the battle but he was real good at dodging those missiles
Master Chief in the books
Matrix
2:29 _"The covenan- _*_OOOOOHHHH_*_ "_
Bruh a grunt holding a rocket launcher is cursed
Yes
Still not as much as rocket flood
Just like Cursed Halo
Hell yeah fuck the rocket flood
What about a Drone?
Marine in the books: die from a single needle
Marine in the games: takes 33 needles like they were just tossed pebbles
You die from 33 pebbles?
Which book?
@@thesha7447 I think it was the flood or first strike, although now that I think of it it might've been a plasma rifle
@@astral_haze Thanks
@@thesha7447 in the books almost all the Covenant weapons are lethal on a single hit or even near misses because of the super heated plasma and single needles bursting inside the marines like micro shrapnel
"You are a statistic, boy!" Quite possibly the best line from these guys
Marine: is that the best you could do
Also marine: proceeds to curl up into a ball and shoot the sky
Him shooting the corpse really brings back og star wars battlefront 2 memories
YES
A command post has fallen to our enemehs!
Oh yeah
@@fericas3237 a command post has been lost but not the battle!
Just like the simulations.
2:52 I swear the elite said “C’mon, tough guy”
He did, I think there's some sort of voice mod in this video translating them.
@@PretzelPreacher the Elites used Johnson's voice except reversed and pitch shifted. So I guess they have it modded to undo the reverse direction.
It's an Ultra Rare line in CE, with IWHBYD on in MCC there's like a
1% of hearing it or something crazy.
I remember hearing it often when I was a kid, especially when the sword elite on Silent Cstographer kills you
Nobody:
Seriously, not a soul:
Master Chief: "I shall strike down my own clone with a sword I cannot wield in this game while a flood spore eats my ass."
🤣
“Catch!”
*Throws a live grenade at his own feet*
Yes, that pretty much sums up the marine AI for Halo in a single moment.
I love when he says "Look over there!" and the marine actually does 1:42
LOL YES
Then he pegs him with a grenade
Because of getting troll he then clench his granade then give it to rookie
"Kiss your butt goodbye!"
@@DylanoRevs "HEEELP!"
6:50 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Security to the bridge, the *HALO 1 Marine* has gone rampant. Take him down, boys.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*
The Megg
And then they proceed to drink his blood
6:52 The whole class when that one kid mentions homework
*delicious blood*
6:52
When you bring gum to your school and one of your classmates finds out
3:08 asserts dominance
Dark souls players. "Is he, trying to praise the sun?"
@@TheVocalTune I nearly spit out my tea.
Honestly laughed hard as fuck for this one
01:05 Literally had me dying. "I got some bullets left in this clip"
Emptys full mag in corpse lol
Ah. The good old "Taunt enemy corpse"
I GoT SoMe BuLLeTs LEfT iN ThIS ClIP
*Unloads said clip into body*
Its the "imma kill you again" that got me
1:00 The jackal looks at the grenade and accepts its fate
lmfaoo
A screenshot of 4:31 perfectly sums up how it feels to play Legendary.
0:28
*tactical t-pose
Marine- HOW’D THAT FAIL?
Should be called "Sgt. Stacker vs the world"
1:43 the ultimate trick and comeback
*T poses*
“How’d that feel?” 😏
How can he kill an elite when 10 marines immediately get slaughtered by a grunt with a plasma pistol
Sometimes they CAN kill elites, just not very often
WORT WORT WORT
AAHHHHHHH WONDER WOMEN
Wonder woman for what?
@@ChefHin probably autocorrect lmfao
U Wort M8?
@@HawaiiVenom392.ndjdhdbhdvsvxbbdbdbhdhdhdhhhhhvhhhhwbdhhdbdbdbxbdbdbdndndndbdndndbdbdbdbdbdbdndbbdbdbdbdbdndbdbdbdbdbdbdndbdbdndbxbdndnfmdndndndnfndnfbdbdnxndbdbdbfbfndndndnfjdndndndndndmdjdjdjdjdjdjdhjdbdjdjdjdjdjdhdhjfbdjdjfhfjfjdjdndkfndjdjfndbfhdjdbdjdjdjdjdhhdjfjdjdnfjdjdbfndndbdndjfbdjfjdbdbdhdndvdhfbfjxbfbfbfbjfbfbfbfndndjdjdbdbdbdjdbdjdjfjdjdjdjfjfjdbdbdbfbdndbdbxbdbdbdbdjdjdjdjjdhdbddjjf
Asserting dominance qith T pose
Hi Proto
1:55 ah yes the Legendary UNSC war crimes
I feel abused and starstruck at the same time
You should be
Oh look it's my predecessor
@@masterguns4544 do yo know how expensive cloning is, son?
You are a statistic boah!
LMAO
“It is over”
*Marine dies*
Well he wasn’t wromg
W R O M G
@@mr.yellow1988 amogus intensives
“That’s the best yo- WAAAAAAAHHH!”
2:06
that sidestep T pose fire at 90° angle are what legends are made of
4:34 now that, was surprising
I know I can’t even beat a hunter out in the open
Marine has increased health in this video. Otherwise the damage absorption makes no sense.
It's surprising since the pistol can 1 shot Hunters.
I honestly thought the Marine wouldn't survive
The reason he easily won is because he shooted at the neck the necks are the second weak spot of the hunters
If a marine can throw a grenade and it has an impact on another human like that, he must be throwing a brick
Have you seen the size of those halo Granada lol
I mean, getting hit in the face with any grenade would hurt lol
Grenades are heavy dude....
Grenades are heavy so getting hit by one in the face or anywhere in the body would be like getting hit by a heavy rock....its gonna hurt
To the people who've said grenades are heavy, I didn't actually know that, I've never seen one or held one irl lmao
"I GOT SOME BULLETS LEFT IN THIS CLIP!!" Me, whenever I kill an enemy that surprised me.
4:29 that marine’s face though
The face of playing through legendary a 1,000 times
😂😂😂the Best scene was the two Master Chief with the swords and one of them was like
Chief 1: help me do something, this thing it's killing me
Chief 2 : No sir
Video summary: T pose
Psychological warfare dawg💩
6:08
I think it saved him from the fuel rod elite once
This Marine Is To Be Given The Rank Of General. General Butterball is his new name
“I got some bullets left in this clip” LMAOOOO
"kiss your butt GOODBYE!"
*T poses while shooting*
Me *Just like the simulations*
I swear we have the same recommendations I see your comments everywhere
@@jeanfrancoilouishardy7335 Same
Todays Drill Instructors: "marksmanship is the most important-"
This Halo marine: *shooting your weapon is ineffective*
*“Your most powerful weapon is your grenade.”*
Lol, someone should make time stamps for every "It is oooooovvvver!" And "You are a statistic boy!"
7:19 what we ACTUALLY want for Halo Infinite
6:42 "I don't keep it loaded son"
It just comes out of his chest xd
6:50 You know the rules, and so do I!
SAY GOODBYE!!
3:50 elite says see u in hell, try me
Enemy: is trying to fight legitimately
Halo 1 Marine: *INFINITE GRENADES*
The T pose shot was legendary 1:31
Angery T-posing marine is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
“Marine has met a wild enemy”
“What will he do?”
*Marine uses Grenade throw*
Marine: "I saw thing thing move"
**Proceeds to empty clip on corpse**
8:00 Masterchief got a tail now
More like a tumor
4:14 That elite went even further that he was supossed to do.
Love the look he gives at the end!
“Yeah! Suck on that you puny mari-oh shit! Are you okay? Oh fuck that looks bad man.”
Kills enemy with grenade.
"Theres still bullets in this clip!"
Empties it into corpse.
Holy cow brutal
I died when he yelled " I got some I'm this clip" and unloaded on the jackel lol
4:27 look at his face.
He said: Ö
°0°
A
@@peza. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@peza. 😱
5:20
"When in doubt, T-pose it out!" -Gysgt Stacker 2k20
I'll bet good money that Infinites AI wont be nearly as smart
Can we just talk about how that Elite at 3:37 used a Human expression after killing the Marine?
Pure mockery
We share hell with all aliens actually. Adds to the doom n gloom if it all.
As far as I know that's the only elite that has spoken english in the game
Its a mod. They used human dialogues and tweaked their voices to sound like an elites
@@smoothsnailing2161 no those actual dialogue from the game
Wow CE elite armor looks good every time i see it
6:56 this killed me lmao he just got football style lol
kinda funny how marines did better in hand to hand combat than guns lol
It's even weirder that they were reaching down and scooping his blood or something after killing him. 😂
6:41 - Hands down the best part here is this marine vs the marines that spawn after Captain Key's death. They remind me so much of the white blood cells in "Cells at Work", it's amazing! ha ha
The infected marine with still the intact armor on looks damn cool
3:23 "I'm the man! I AM THE MAN!!!!!!!"
IAMTEMEH
No you are the Sangheili.
Lmfao “hey look over there” shoots him from behind. Also Tposing and the fact he will shoot dead bodies gets me every time
I love how the grunt on the very first match jumped only 1 foot away from the grenade thinking it would save his own life only to be killed
Halo CE Chief holding a CE energy sword is cursed.....
We all know that variant has a deadman's switch.
Ya I know about it and yes it is very cursed.
1:06
When you finally kill the guy who destroyed your mongoose
yeaaaah!!!!! take this!
I just can’t get over the fact he’ll go out of his way to run to the body to empty the clip 💀💀💀💀
The Legend said that they are still fighting for no reason.
1:51 Top 10 questions science can't answer today:
1: What went wrong with that thing?
...
3:34 That was just bullying
Liked because him T-posing mid fight kept making me laugh like a child lol
The Keyes instant revenge death squad scared the hell out of me.
So in summary halo 1 marines are twice as tough as all other marines and throw explosive bricks
Seeing how they had 60 hp and 45 armor (besides sgt. Johnson who has more) ya there actually durable as hell seeing how master chief has 75 HP/Armor and has regenerating armor. The marines aren’t half bad.
@lelandholmquist2467 The thing that does in the CE marines is that their accuracy isn't good and they always stagger when they get hit
@@michaelgraham9774 yup take that away and they are tanks
According to the books there's a fair amount of ODST marines in Halo 1 which surprised me
When the marine killed captain keyes, he got ganged up on
When he does the T pose, he makes the bullet jump from one dimension to another until it appears behind his enemy, such a OP marine
Everybody gansta until the marine starts T-possing
Marine throws grenade:
Crewmember Marine: HA! Thats a bad
Grenade explodes:
Crewmember Marine:THROOOOOW
4:33 wtf
Yes in halo 1 instakill hunters
There shot in orange part , the oorangepart is the skin
Yeah pistol shots to a hunter counts as a head shot and they don't got shields so hunters are kind screwed
@@AnotherDaveMiller0 head*
1:31 he T-posed to assert his dominance
Ol stacker has a damn amazing throwing arm! I also love how he'll T-pose and assert his dominance! 😆
Shoots keys and all those marines rush him and start punching him!
"I NEED SOME BACKUP, NOOoW!"
Also the little soiled diaper waddle chief did with that parasite form on his butt was hilarious!
Oh you couldn’t have picked a better arena. ‘Tombstones for Everybody’ Love this map. That ending lololol
no one:
A dog following its tail 7:43
The voice cracks when he’s like “I GOT SOME BULLETS LEFT IN THIS CLIP.”
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE H1 reference about killing Keys... Marine spawn funny af
*come on though guy*
Why does the marine keep t posing? And why does he have so much health?
CE marines weren't made to hold the pistols.
They don't have an animation for shooting pistols (except the other non-marines on the PoA)
@@juanmanuelcorrea7673 not entirely true
Marines and crewmen share the same animations, crewmen are able to hold pistols and fire them just fine, in fact that's the only gun you ever see a crewman carrying.
The t-posing comes in because they don't have an animation for crouching and walking. When the Marines and crewmen crouch without moving they 'cower' with their hands on their heads.
@@yolsil775 actually that's not true either, when the marine T-posed he was evading the bullets by sending them to another dimension, and his health gets regenerated everytime he t poses. He was a parallel universe ahead of his time
He’s trying to show off the fact he can reflect a bullet off the wall and still hit his target
"Marine hace T pose"
Los panas: camara de diputados
3:44 Did that Elite say "See you in Hell. Try me"‽ :D
1:50
AAAHHHHHHwhatwentwrongwiththatthing?