Elon saying he hates committing crime while most likely committing SO MANY white collar crimes is somehow so entertaining to me in such a dystopian way.
@@BarakaTheGreat well yeah, i'm sure the cops in south africa helped keep the slaves in line. Kept them from escaping or starting a revolt and whatnot. so of course elon could never shoot a cop
@@BarakaTheGreati know this is incredibly late, but upon doing more reading, it was a mine in zambia, everything done completely under the table, because there wasn’t really a functioning government or police in zambia at the time. still incredibly fucked up, most likely slave labor, i just couldn’t find any hard examples of someone saying explicitly it was slaves.
It’s funny that “shooting cops” in the crime game is so terrible and horrible to these guys, but the second a woman talks about the violence against woman in the game, the same men call her a snowflake who needs to grow up
I’ve only heard of one instance of tattooing a partner’s name going well. My Tae Kwon Do instructor was telling me and a few other kids never to do it. She could see us eyeing the tattoo on her arm with her wife’s name and she said “I got that when I was 19. Marrying someone with the same name was pure luck. You won’t get that lucky” 😭
My family knows a guy who got a huge tattoo of his wife (at the time) in his back. Not only was it hideous, but they also got divorced shortly after and it covered his entire back and was really hard to cover up. That is obviously extreme, but that is what I always think of when people talk about tattoos for/ of partners.
Unironically I think a GTA game centered around a police officer that just uses his position to do crime off the clock would put up numbers. Maybe the other protagonist is someone he’s supposed to be hunting down on the clock but is his partner off the clock
Reminds me a bit of Sleeping Dogs which is so underrated. Although you may be an undercover cop, you also do a ton of crime within the gang you're involved with, in which you slowly start losing your identity on who you are. It's a concept that definitely works and I think you're right making the cop full blown criminal would be so unique
They also support you doing combat sports at a young age so to them you should be physically irl doing simulated violence but not virtually doing simulated violence
My parents let me play GTA3 at my cousin’s house and were on board with picking up a copy for me until they saw me shoot up a subway stop with a sniper rifle 😂 They thought it was a racing game before that moment
sending you love, friend. It was a grandmother for me, she was my world. Holidays are so hard when you've got to fill those empty spaces with the love you still hold onto.
Agreed. My grandma who raised me died 2 years ago right before Halloween and we always celebrated that and Christmas to it’s fullest together. Everything’s weird now. Best wishes friend 🙏
Imagine if the Tate Brothers ended their podcast with "We love you and we're sorry." The world could start to heal (if they also did a complete 180 of their personalities, too.)
the whole "burglar in a striped shirt" thing is an old holdover from theater and vaudeville; it made its way from there to silent film, then the talkies, then cartoons, etc. if i had to guess why striped shirts specifically, it might have started as an allusion to old prison uniforms. its kinda like Ninja Suits; real ninjas wouldn't wear all black leotards, they usually wore regular clothes so they could blend in. but because the full body suits were commonly used in theater, its entered our collective subconscious as the Ninja Suit, y'know?
I love thinking about this kinda stuff, it's so interesting. A much more recent example in the grand scheme of things is the nurse uniform costumes when you think of the most stereotypical nurse outfit (little hat with a cross on it, light blue or white pinafore style button up dress, white gloves). Decades upon decades ago in certain parts of the world those uniforms were a thing (40s/50s/60s North America, UK, Australia and NZ, etc.). We're so accustomed to them that we still think about them that way even though modern scrubs or even just a more modernised nursing outfit has been used for decades. Not vaudeville levels of time passing but still funny that we haven't updated all of that 😂
@@RealElongatedMuskratThis is kind of like the “save” button on computers looking like a floppy disc. It doesn’t even look like a floppy disc anymore in most people’s minds, that’s just the “save” symbol. Nobody is saving anything on floppy discs anymore haha.
The way the black suits were used to signify ninjas in Japanese theatre was actually super dope because those (I heard so you know, grain of salt) were used by stage hands who would be moving around in the background, so you would be conditioned to just ignore them. So it was actually this cool medium breaking thing when one of them would jump out and attack a character.
The reason Elon's tweet feels so incredibly disingenuous and out of touch... is that Elon loooooooves doing crime. Lmao Imagine Trump being like "I follow the rules. I love rules."
“No no no, it is NOT okay, to have a game where the main character is just some guy, going around committing crimes, shooting random people for fun! Now, if the main character was a police officer I wouldn’t have a problem with it!”
Speaking of big reveals with psychiatrists, at my recent psych appointment HE revealed to ME that his HOUSE BURNED DOWN! He was surprisingly together after all that, but nobody was hurt so that's good
the hard pivot from jarvis talking about something serious to a stewie griffin impression just from the word "stew" caught me so off guard because I also immediately thought of stewie griffin at that moment lmao it was like a sleeper agent moment for a second
Jordan's sentiment on fighting games like "get this, it doesn't get fun for forty hours" made me feel so validated thank you my guy Like I love Tekken to bits and I'm planning on getting a PS5 just to play Tekken 8 but dear lord I just feel so sick of climbing a new mountain of "gettin gud" every time a new character drops and patch updates happen and the meta changes
@@nyarancia I did find fun for a while when I was doing commentary for locals and fucking around in casuals with people that would enter tournaments, I'll get back into the swing of things when 8 comes out, I'll be fine. But you're right, I need to get out of my head about it.
If its any consolation, as a kid who grew up with an adhd dad he made the world so interesting to me, he was really into writing and storytelling so he would make up really cool stories on the spot and having hyperfixations on nature like bird and tree species which he would explain to me was fascinating! Granted, neurodiversity is passed down paternally so im 90% sure im autistic now but it was a great way to grow up, so dont stress about infodumping to kids, they want that shit! They wanna know everything!!
As a parent with ADHD who, of course bc genetics, has a child who also has ADHD...I regret to inform you that your concerns of rabbit holes in answering questions are actually probably much worse than you had feared 😅😅
I was honestly expecting them to connect the new GTA to Black Lives Matter and acab, since that seemed like something people who do lots of crime but hate progress would use as a faux intellectual justification.
I'm so glad the art of clowning is making a return. Makes sense given the current state of the world! Clowning has a rich history, full of incredible weirdos. Clown love
Rockstar probably saw the numbers for how many people played as girl characters in gta online and used that as evidence that they should add a female protagonist
The conversation about being called aggressive… I almost didn’t get promoted cause a girl had it out for me and would always call me “ aggressive” and “ mean” even tho I was like always above and beyond friendly to everyone out of fear of the way I was perceived
alpha male chads "yo bro why are your eyes in the vicinity of a guy's butt what are you gay?" also alpha male chads "i don't want to play as a GIRL in a video game that would be gay, i'd have to like look at her and stuff"
As someone who has similar issues with the holidays to Jarvis, I just wanted to say how much it means to hear people talk about it. I feel like there’s such a pressure to be unrealistically happy during the holidays and it’s rare that you find someone that is willing to be emotionally vulnerable enough to tell the truth.
Bringing kitkats as a souvenir is a classic! My uncle brought me matcha and strawberry kitkats from Japan, they are amazing. Also, my mom has a scar from her best friend biting her to celebrate graduation I've been feeling a little overwhelmed lately and then this episode came out and I realized how much listening to the boyz helps me organize my thoughts and feelings. I just love this pod.
@@crow1247 it's actually a youtube emoji! i didn't do anything to it, it just looks like that lol you can only use those emojis on desktop or a livestream
I have a friend that also doesn't like doing crime in games or even watching movies about the bad guys being the main characters. I don't understand it myself as it's not reality, but hey oh, not as weird as some things people do. At least they don't feel the need to post about it on social media for attention.
i don’t play games like gta but i can never pick any of the even slightly rude options in games i do play, because in my ideal world no one is mean for no reason, and i play games to get that fantasy lol
So the last EP Jordan rendered in low frame rate, and this episode Jordan spawns bubbles and teleports, either the editors are checking to see who's paying attention or Jordan is glitching his way out of the matrix and is going to crawl out of the TV like you watched the tape from The Ring.
I feel for Jordan so much, I've tried to get so many people into fighting games, but I don't know how to play with them without just losing on purpose.
When someone finally explained the idea of microaggressions adding up I finally understood why they mattered. That’s the piece people don’t mention, don’t realize, or actively ignore.
When I see the bite mark tattoos, maybe it’s just the people I surround myself with, but I instantly think of friends I have that are into biting that I could totally see getting those tattoos less to be related to a certain person but to put the words “bite here” next to it.
Can confirm that until I become older (and watched Danny's videos a couple years ago) I didn't know the storyline of gta. I mostly drank in my apartment and crashed cars.
On the discussion about hair that happens around 48:25 , it reminds me of like why i almost never wear my hair in braids cuz every time someone comes up to me, tugs on a braid, and asks me if my hair is real. Like it literally happens every time i wear my hair like that so i rarely do now
24:22 I'm a dad and I've never been diagnosed with ADHD or anything, but Jarvis's comments here are how I handle all of my 7-year old's questions, even though she doesn't understand
About the Iron man movie: the reason he went as Iron man to a generic middle east conflict was because they were using stark weapons, which he had said no to selling after seeing first hand them being used. He had stopped the selling of his weapons, but it still happened behind his back, and when he was called out about it by a reporter that his weapons was still being sold to a terror group that was keeping children hostage he had the kneejerk reaction to go there himself to stop them. Not saying much of that makes sense or that it makes him much better, but just wanted to fill in, I felt you were missing some story beats 😊
usually never comment but put some respect on clowning pretty please! you’d be surprised how beautiful the process can be. requires a lot of vulnerability and was personally so helpful in coming to terms with negative mindsets similar to what Jarvis mentioned earlier in the pod
24:31 the ADHD/Autistic rabbit holes with kids is so fun! Especially because they ask questions that most adults wouldn’t even think to ask. My favourite is when my kid or her friends will ask me questions related to one of my Special Interests. My only problem is sometimes I forget that I might scare or overwhelm them if I don’t word things right or don’t explain enough. Like when an 8 year old asks if our star will ever die, and you explain that it will and how, but forget to mention until you see the look on their face that it’s physically impossible for it to happen in our lifetimes, so they aren’t going to be swallowed up by an expanding star out of the blue 😂 And yes, Hank is a HUGE help haha. My kid loves him.
The other type of jealousy, I think, is envy. You don’t want to take something from the other person but you want what they have. I appreciate your discussion on how to help someone going through grief. I have often avoided mentioning my own experiences because I thought it was trying to equivocate events or making it about me so I resort to platitudes.
i reffered to you guys as "the sad boys" the other day around my mom (who enjoys watching both the podcast and your guys' seperate videos with me and my siblings) and a little while later she went "why do you guys call jarvis and jordan sad boys??" so we explained that its your podcast name and she goes "oh- i was going to say- they seem cool, not sad." (paraphrased bc i have a bad memory) all this to say: my mom thought me and my siblings were calling you both depressed because she didnt know the name of your podcast lmao edited for spelling
The GTA stuff is so funny because the games, narratively, are very condemning about crime. The only difference is that GTA is more inclined to blame society and capitalism for the problem
Fun fact, a family friend was installed as the president of the International Shrine Clown Association in 2020. I legit have clowns as family friends. He is also the father of the dance teacher I had as a kid...who also was a clown. My janitor in elementary school was also a clown but he wasn't a Shrine clown because there is a difference lmao. All this information is just to be like THERE ARE SO MANY CLOWNS and somehow I just casually know so many of them and I get being confused as to why clowns just are a huge thing again lol.
i really appreciate how open y’all are about having about dealing with tough emotions and mental health. i hope this holiday season is easy and kind to y’all 💕
What has helped me while listening to my friends is their language while they talk about something personal. If they're more focused on grasping the situation from my point of view, then they're probably looking for some answers, while on the other hand, if they're more inclined to just talk it through, I try to be more on the listening side. And most of the time, it's the latter, either it be me or them. Take care of yourself you two and Jordan, stay hydrated.
you should have a spin the wheel and have to add the random element it lands on, like “bass drop” or “high pitched speed up” - you spin it in the middle of the song and you can’t change the start after you add it
I’m not typically one to get super into particular youtubers/ podcasters but these two genuinely entertain me, I love their work, they’re so insightful.
On embracing impermanence there’s a book called we are the ants that is very silly and existential. It’s about a kid who gets kidnapped by alien and given the choice to end the world that’s it that’s all say.😂
"I feel like they're just doing it because it's 2023 bro we don't need to play as a woman" there are so fucking many GTA games out there if you want to play as a man they've told rags-to-riches stories for all sorts of male criminals how are you not bored of that and excited to see a new type of story?
a sf/oakland bay area gta with the hills in sf would be so sick like imagine the jumps on those hills and like mountains as the world border and water in the middle to split up the themes of the different areas as like the homes of the different protagonists and you could pull in some northern california and have like a trevor ass dude weed farmer in the mountains
Man it is so awesome to know you guys love lost, it's been awesome hearing yall relate to it and comment on it, even if in passing 😅💙 best show ever for sure. 😋
I love how conservative routinely complain about shit cus “kids shouldn’t be seeing this” and 9/10 it’s like yeah, we know, we don’t want kids seeing it. Do your job and parent and don’t try and give your kids rated M games or bring them to barshows
this reminds me of a fun fact I learned recently from the podcast Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff. the origin of referring to men who behave badly or are misogynist towards women as chauvinists or that followed by "pigs' didn't originate from insulting men by comparing them to the farm animal pigs. It wasn't an insult to call them animals or dirty. It was using "pigs" as reference to police, saying that men who were being called pigs were acting like cops towards women, arguably an even worse insult than being called the animal the pig.
I'm 2 months late to this conversation but the "we should be able to play as cops" argument is hilarious to anyone who knows the fact that the first GTA game was originally designed to be a cops and robbers type of combat where you would switch between being the police and trying to catch the criminal, and the criminal trying to get away. The reason they shifted away from this concept was that, allegedly, play testers said it was way more fun to be the criminal mowing down cops in the street and blowing shit up than it was to play as the cops. GTA has not only tried this before, but literally originated as that concept, and found out it's boring and lame as an entertainment experience
Self proclaimed alphas are always deep down betas, just seriously overcompensating. On the flip side, guys owning labels like soyboy (like Jacksfilms and especially Internet Comment Etiquette)is kinda a confident, dominant male trait.
the very fact that they're trying to project into a character that in no way meant to be them is also small man behavior, you yourself are viewing the game if you in fact are into women why not want to see them through 100% of the game
As a disabled person I have pain and can't carry heavy backpacks, so I always have a wheely bag when I go out. And constantly people will comment oh are you going on holiday? In a sarcastic way because I'm clearly not. I even had a new surgeon do it to me who should've known better. And I never thought of it as a micro aggression but maybe it is, it's just like you say annoying and gets exhausting
Elon musk is such a loser. All those guys are such losers, omg😅 it's crazy. Oh whoaaa... that Custer's Revenge game and the developers behind it are vile!!! I have never heard of this. Wtf? They really thought adults don't want to shoot rockets. That exact type of gameplay is in GTA. Again, just comical. I hope Joel H Martin and Stuart Kesten rot
As someone whose passport photo is literally a selfie that I took in my bedroom, I'm glad people are finally getting aboard the "fuck passport photographers" train
I feel like this is not the take i would think the Tate Brothers would have. Like don't they love using woman and treating them like objects, you can do a bunch of that is GTA 😂
I feel like this is a total misunderstanding of exactly the kind of freak the Tate brothers are. You have to remember underneath all their weird fabricated alpha male talk they're just espousing typical conservative views. They use women but if asked if that was a good thing they'd say no, that the only use woman who deserves to be used because those woman are promiscuous and therefore sub human.
Watching Jarvis talk about how his mind is Bad Vibes Central right now honestly made me feel so much better about also being in a bad spot mentally right now. It’s so easy to feel completely alone when going through it, especially during this time of the year. I hope everyone in Bad Vibes Central right now has a peaceful and safe season, however we might be spending our time 💙
Elon saying he hates committing crime while most likely committing SO MANY white collar crimes is somehow so entertaining to me in such a dystopian way.
His family owned slaves for their emerald mine and he was fine with that, but he can’t shoot a cop, it’s so scary 😢
@@BarakaTheGreat well yeah, i'm sure the cops in south africa helped keep the slaves in line. Kept them from escaping or starting a revolt and whatnot. so of course elon could never shoot a cop
yeah@@rishabhanand4973
“I am not a crook.”
@@BarakaTheGreati know this is incredibly late, but upon doing more reading, it was a mine in zambia, everything done completely under the table, because there wasn’t really a functioning government or police in zambia at the time. still incredibly fucked up, most likely slave labor, i just couldn’t find any hard examples of someone saying explicitly it was slaves.
It’s funny that “shooting cops” in the crime game is so terrible and horrible to these guys, but the second a woman talks about the violence against woman in the game, the same men call her a snowflake who needs to grow up
Let's conveniently forget police brutality all together too while we're at it.
Why do we live in a world where convicted human traffickers are trying to take a moral high ground about video games, I just can't.
@@Lucarioguild7because misogyny is deeply embedded in society
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@@hauz287 I was gonna say, I wonder if Elon's opinion on the game would stay the same if they actually DID let you play as a cop lol
I’ve only heard of one instance of tattooing a partner’s name going well. My Tae Kwon Do instructor was telling me and a few other kids never to do it. She could see us eyeing the tattoo on her arm with her wife’s name and she said “I got that when I was 19. Marrying someone with the same name was pure luck. You won’t get that lucky” 😭
My family knows a guy who got a huge tattoo of his wife (at the time) in his back. Not only was it hideous, but they also got divorced shortly after and it covered his entire back and was really hard to cover up. That is obviously extreme, but that is what I always think of when people talk about tattoos for/ of partners.
fr, just get tattoos of frogs, much more sustainable and overall pleasing
Unironically I think a GTA game centered around a police officer that just uses his position to do crime off the clock would put up numbers. Maybe the other protagonist is someone he’s supposed to be hunting down on the clock but is his partner off the clock
Dope pitch
Exactly...cuz there always has to be a betrayal.
GTA VI DLC confirmed
Reminds me a bit of Sleeping Dogs which is so underrated. Although you may be an undercover cop, you also do a ton of crime within the gang you're involved with, in which you slowly start losing your identity on who you are. It's a concept that definitely works and I think you're right making the cop full blown criminal would be so unique
Sleeping dogs is S tier imo
the conversation about having to deal with the emotions when you have tools and yet still hating it made me feel so seen and understood
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The Tate Brothers are basically saying you can go to war at 18, but no violent games until 21. lmao
They also support you doing combat sports at a young age so to them you should be physically irl doing simulated violence but not virtually doing simulated violence
As a kid, I didn't know GTA had missions or any kind of storyline. To me, it was just the game where ya do crimes and escape the police. Fun times.
Ahah, i remember playing gta vice city and gta 3, it was the life man
@@conorfromouterspace vice city was the one! That was all I knew of gta for way too long 😂
It is literally that. Story campaigns are for nerds
My favorite game as a child and one of the few times I bonded with my brother
My parents let me play GTA3 at my cousin’s house and were on board with picking up a copy for me until they saw me shoot up a subway stop with a sniper rifle 😂 They thought it was a racing game before that moment
As someone that worked in a mental hospital and actually was bitten by a human hard enough that it almost broke the skin, these tattoos are weak sauce
💯 Human bites are horrible and can indeed be worse than animal bites because of the bacteria and viruses in the human mouth.
This comment is so intensely Tumblr core
As someone that was in a mental hospital (as a kid) and bit someone, I'm sorry
@@hayleyavis5787two individuals brought back together by fate
Jarvis's description of how he feels during the holidays and the loss of the relatives who really raised you hits way close to home
sending you love, friend. It was a grandmother for me, she was my world. Holidays are so hard when you've got to fill those empty spaces with the love you still hold onto.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Thank you, I'm sorry for your loss. Much love, friend.
Agreed. My grandma who raised me died 2 years ago right before Halloween and we always celebrated that and Christmas to it’s fullest together. Everything’s weird now. Best wishes friend 🙏
Imagine if the Tate Brothers ended their podcast with "We love you and we're sorry." The world could start to heal (if they also did a complete 180 of their personalities, too.)
Sad Boyz personality boot camp
Right, because then all the sex trafficking and SA would just magically evaporate along with those women's PTSD cases. Nah, let better brothers rise.
They can say sorry from the cell side of the bars, too.
I would never accept an I love you from them. Icky XD
happy menz, "we hate you and we're not sorry"
the whole "burglar in a striped shirt" thing is an old holdover from theater and vaudeville; it made its way from there to silent film, then the talkies, then cartoons, etc. if i had to guess why striped shirts specifically, it might have started as an allusion to old prison uniforms.
its kinda like Ninja Suits; real ninjas wouldn't wear all black leotards, they usually wore regular clothes so they could blend in. but because the full body suits were commonly used in theater, its entered our collective subconscious as the Ninja Suit, y'know?
I love thinking about this kinda stuff, it's so interesting. A much more recent example in the grand scheme of things is the nurse uniform costumes when you think of the most stereotypical nurse outfit (little hat with a cross on it, light blue or white pinafore style button up dress, white gloves). Decades upon decades ago in certain parts of the world those uniforms were a thing (40s/50s/60s North America, UK, Australia and NZ, etc.). We're so accustomed to them that we still think about them that way even though modern scrubs or even just a more modernised nursing outfit has been used for decades. Not vaudeville levels of time passing but still funny that we haven't updated all of that 😂
plainclothes notwithstanding, they wouldn't have used black clothes anyway. purple and dark blue hues blend in better with night skies
@@RealElongatedMuskratThis is kind of like the “save” button on computers looking like a floppy disc. It doesn’t even look like a floppy disc anymore in most people’s minds, that’s just the “save” symbol. Nobody is saving anything on floppy discs anymore haha.
The way the black suits were used to signify ninjas in Japanese theatre was actually super dope because those (I heard so you know, grain of salt) were used by stage hands who would be moving around in the background, so you would be conditioned to just ignore them. So it was actually this cool medium breaking thing when one of them would jump out and attack a character.
Real Ninja wear blue.
i usually dont like seeing boys being sad, but these sad boyz rly got me
The reason Elon's tweet feels so incredibly disingenuous and out of touch... is that Elon loooooooves doing crime. Lmao
Imagine Trump being like "I follow the rules. I love rules."
"The judicial system is very great, possibly the best."
Yeah, but when he does something bad it is different, he is rich. /s
“No no no, it is NOT okay, to have a game where the main character is just some guy, going around committing crimes, shooting random people for fun! Now, if the main character was a police officer I wouldn’t have a problem with it!”
Speaking of big reveals with psychiatrists, at my recent psych appointment HE revealed to ME that his HOUSE BURNED DOWN! He was surprisingly together after all that, but nobody was hurt so that's good
In that moment, YOU were the therapist
the hard pivot from jarvis talking about something serious to a stewie griffin impression just from the word "stew" caught me so off guard because I also immediately thought of stewie griffin at that moment lmao it was like a sleeper agent moment for a second
Why was his impersonation so good though lmao
Jordan's sentiment on fighting games like "get this, it doesn't get fun for forty hours" made me feel so validated thank you my guy
Like I love Tekken to bits and I'm planning on getting a PS5 just to play Tekken 8 but dear lord I just feel so sick of climbing a new mountain of "gettin gud" every time a new character drops and patch updates happen and the meta changes
@@nyarancia I did find fun for a while when I was doing commentary for locals and fucking around in casuals with people that would enter tournaments, I'll get back into the swing of things when 8 comes out, I'll be fine. But you're right, I need to get out of my head about it.
BABE WAKE UP NEW SAD BOYZ POD
I’m not your babe but I leapt out of bed so fast that I threw my back out.
Why is babe still sleeping?
@@NTD2827 seasonal depression
@@catsarefancy9053as one babe to another (person with shitty seasonal depression) i feel ya 💔
@@ratstanduser ❤️
If its any consolation, as a kid who grew up with an adhd dad he made the world so interesting to me, he was really into writing and storytelling so he would make up really cool stories on the spot and having hyperfixations on nature like bird and tree species which he would explain to me was fascinating! Granted, neurodiversity is passed down paternally so im 90% sure im autistic now but it was a great way to grow up, so dont stress about infodumping to kids, they want that shit! They wanna know everything!!
this made me less nervous to have kids as someone w SEVERE adhd lmao
Kids can be little sponges. And honestly if the adult has a passion about it....then the kid will pick up a passion for stuff too.
As a parent with ADHD who, of course bc genetics, has a child who also has ADHD...I regret to inform you that your concerns of rabbit holes in answering questions are actually probably much worse than you had feared 😅😅
Love that the tate brothers had the PHD program and did a whole bunch of crime, are clutching their pearls about crime in video games. 😂
I was honestly expecting them to connect the new GTA to Black Lives Matter and acab, since that seemed like something people who do lots of crime but hate progress would use as a faux intellectual justification.
@@Guineapigsreadingbooks now that you mention it, I'm surprised I haven't heard any connections like that yet.
I'm so glad the art of clowning is making a return. Makes sense given the current state of the world! Clowning has a rich history, full of incredible weirdos. Clown love
Rockstar probably saw the numbers for how many people played as girl characters in gta online and used that as evidence that they should add a female protagonist
The conversation about being called aggressive… I almost didn’t get promoted cause a girl had it out for me and would always call me “ aggressive” and “ mean” even tho I was like always above and beyond friendly to everyone out of fear of the way I was perceived
alpha male chads "yo bro why are your eyes in the vicinity of a guy's butt what are you gay?" also alpha male chads "i don't want to play as a GIRL in a video game that would be gay, i'd have to like look at her and stuff"
As someone who has similar issues with the holidays to Jarvis, I just wanted to say how much it means to hear people talk about it. I feel like there’s such a pressure to be unrealistically happy during the holidays and it’s rare that you find someone that is willing to be emotionally vulnerable enough to tell the truth.
Bringing kitkats as a souvenir is a classic! My uncle brought me matcha and strawberry kitkats from Japan, they are amazing.
Also, my mom has a scar from her best friend biting her to celebrate graduation
I've been feeling a little overwhelmed lately and then this episode came out and I realized how much listening to the boyz helps me organize my thoughts and feelings. I just love this pod.
This podcast is what’s getting me through finals
Amen 🙏🏾
good luck with finals yall
amen😮💨
@@fellowcommenter1466i know you can italicize emojis, but how did you _shrink it?_
@@crow1247 it's actually a youtube emoji! i didn't do anything to it, it just looks like that lol you can only use those emojis on desktop or a livestream
you should pretend you're doing one of these as a duo and then have a hidden guest start talking half an hour in, with like no fanfare
I have a friend that also doesn't like doing crime in games or even watching movies about the bad guys being the main characters.
I don't understand it myself as it's not reality, but hey oh, not as weird as some things people do.
At least they don't feel the need to post about it on social media for attention.
I think that making cops the good guys is worse tbh
i don’t play games like gta but i can never pick any of the even slightly rude options in games i do play, because in my ideal world no one is mean for no reason, and i play games to get that fantasy lol
@@lanceelliott2504 I agree, sometimes it's fun to be bad
I don't like using guns in games because I don't like guns IRL 🤷♀️ Much rather have Zelda-like violence with swords and magic
The most middle school take ever 😭
So the last EP Jordan rendered in low frame rate, and this episode Jordan spawns bubbles and teleports, either the editors are checking to see who's paying attention or Jordan is glitching his way out of the matrix and is going to crawl out of the TV like you watched the tape from The Ring.
I feel for Jordan so much, I've tried to get so many people into fighting games, but I don't know how to play with them without just losing on purpose.
When someone finally explained the idea of microaggressions adding up I finally understood why they mattered. That’s the piece people don’t mention, don’t realize, or actively ignore.
This is the most relaxing and ‘cozy feeling’ podcast i’ve ever watched. So glad it exists
When I see the bite mark tattoos, maybe it’s just the people I surround myself with, but I instantly think of friends I have that are into biting that I could totally see getting those tattoos less to be related to a certain person but to put the words “bite here” next to it.
so Jordan straight up doesn't say "howdy I'm Jordan" this episode?
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let's fucking go
Can confirm that until I become older (and watched Danny's videos a couple years ago) I didn't know the storyline of gta. I mostly drank in my apartment and crashed cars.
On the discussion about hair that happens around 48:25 , it reminds me of like why i almost never wear my hair in braids cuz every time someone comes up to me, tugs on a braid, and asks me if my hair is real. Like it literally happens every time i wear my hair like that so i rarely do now
Doctor Awkward is not a palindrome wait but Dr.Awkward is . Ooooh u got lucky Jordan
Jordan is usually pretty quiet when he talks but for some reason this episode it sounds like he’s speaking only in lowercase
They've really been looking like emotionally neutral boys lately.
One could even say emotionally balanced
I want a 'Jordan adika referencing 6 January' compilation STAT
It is so rich that someone who literally participates in Human Trafficking is trying to act like videogame crime is bothersome.
24:22 I'm a dad and I've never been diagnosed with ADHD or anything, but Jarvis's comments here are how I handle all of my 7-year old's questions, even though she doesn't understand
About the Iron man movie: the reason he went as Iron man to a generic middle east conflict was because they were using stark weapons, which he had said no to selling after seeing first hand them being used. He had stopped the selling of his weapons, but it still happened behind his back, and when he was called out about it by a reporter that his weapons was still being sold to a terror group that was keeping children hostage he had the kneejerk reaction to go there himself to stop them.
Not saying much of that makes sense or that it makes him much better, but just wanted to fill in, I felt you were missing some story beats 😊
jarvis saying “deterministic finite state automata” gave me war flashbacks holy shit-
Just finished a class on automata and this gave me the craziest case of the frequency illusion
usually never comment but put some respect on clowning pretty please! you’d be surprised how beautiful the process can be. requires a lot of vulnerability and was personally so helpful in coming to terms with negative mindsets similar to what Jarvis mentioned earlier in the pod
24:31 the ADHD/Autistic rabbit holes with kids is so fun! Especially because they ask questions that most adults wouldn’t even think to ask. My favourite is when my kid or her friends will ask me questions related to one of my Special Interests.
My only problem is sometimes I forget that I might scare or overwhelm them if I don’t word things right or don’t explain enough. Like when an 8 year old asks if our star will ever die, and you explain that it will and how, but forget to mention until you see the look on their face that it’s physically impossible for it to happen in our lifetimes, so they aren’t going to be swallowed up by an expanding star out of the blue 😂
And yes, Hank is a HUGE help haha. My kid loves him.
Sadboyz makes me a better person one episode at a time.
"I dont like that they have a girl as a main character" that moment when women exist
The other type of jealousy, I think, is envy. You don’t want to take something from the other person but you want what they have.
I appreciate your discussion on how to help someone going through grief. I have often avoided mentioning my own experiences because I thought it was trying to equivocate events or making it about me so I resort to platitudes.
im so sorry but did nobody else notice how the blanket in between them looks EXACTLY like instant ramen
i reffered to you guys as "the sad boys" the other day around my mom (who enjoys watching both the podcast and your guys' seperate videos with me and my siblings) and a little while later she went
"why do you guys call jarvis and jordan sad boys??"
so we explained that its your podcast name and she goes
"oh- i was going to say- they seem cool, not sad." (paraphrased bc i have a bad memory)
all this to say: my mom thought me and my siblings were calling you both depressed because she didnt know the name of your podcast lmao
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The GTA stuff is so funny because the games, narratively, are very condemning about crime. The only difference is that GTA is more inclined to blame society and capitalism for the problem
Fun fact, a family friend was installed as the president of the International Shrine Clown Association in 2020. I legit have clowns as family friends. He is also the father of the dance teacher I had as a kid...who also was a clown. My janitor in elementary school was also a clown but he wasn't a Shrine clown because there is a difference lmao. All this information is just to be like THERE ARE SO MANY CLOWNS and somehow I just casually know so many of them and I get being confused as to why clowns just are a huge thing again lol.
i think i need a whole episode of you guys talking about mgs cuz it just makes me happy
If your partner vents they're the impostor
adding sawgor the makup ogre to my next dnd campaign
i really appreciate how open y’all are about having about dealing with tough emotions and mental health. i hope this holiday season is easy and kind to y’all 💕
so hyped to watch this after a long dayyyy 🥳
"rescuing purity" made me gag. lmfao
What has helped me while listening to my friends is their language while they talk about something personal. If they're more focused on grasping the situation from my point of view, then they're probably looking for some answers, while on the other hand, if they're more inclined to just talk it through, I try to be more on the listening side. And most of the time, it's the latter, either it be me or them.
Take care of yourself you two and Jordan, stay hydrated.
Jarvis's tate imoression is scarily accurate *shudder*
you should have a spin the wheel and have to add the random element it lands on, like “bass drop” or “high pitched speed up” - you spin it in the middle of the song and you can’t change the start after you add it
Yay my favorite parasocial relationship updated!
I’m not typically one to get super into particular youtubers/ podcasters but these two genuinely entertain me, I love their work, they’re so insightful.
Keeping it topical as always fellas 🫡
I saw the “the matrix, what women want” time code and assumed it was about Andrew Tate. Genuinely insane to me that it’s not.
Pretty much sums up what’s wrong with Andrew Tate that Jordan demanded to watch those together when he was eight.
same!
On embracing impermanence there’s a book called we are the ants that is very silly and existential. It’s about a kid who gets kidnapped by alien and given the choice to end the world that’s it that’s all say.😂
Jordan's January 6th bit never gets old for me
"I feel like they're just doing it because it's 2023 bro we don't need to play as a woman" there are so fucking many GTA games out there if you want to play as a man they've told rags-to-riches stories for all sorts of male criminals how are you not bored of that and excited to see a new type of story?
a sf/oakland bay area gta with the hills in sf would be so sick like imagine the jumps on those hills and like mountains as the world border and water in the middle to split up the themes of the different areas as like the homes of the different protagonists and you could pull in some northern california and have like a trevor ass dude weed farmer in the mountains
Man it is so awesome to know you guys love lost, it's been awesome hearing yall relate to it and comment on it, even if in passing 😅💙 best show ever for sure. 😋
The January 6th bit is one of my fav running jokes and this was the funniest execution of it
I love how conservative routinely complain about shit cus “kids shouldn’t be seeing this” and 9/10 it’s like yeah, we know, we don’t want kids seeing it. Do your job and parent and don’t try and give your kids rated M games or bring them to barshows
While at the same time they’re yelling “parent’s rights” about other things.
this reminds me of a fun fact I learned recently from the podcast Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff. the origin of referring to men who behave badly or are misogynist towards women as chauvinists or that followed by "pigs' didn't originate from insulting men by comparing them to the farm animal pigs. It wasn't an insult to call them animals or dirty. It was using "pigs" as reference to police, saying that men who were being called pigs were acting like cops towards women, arguably an even worse insult than being called the animal the pig.
I'm 2 months late to this conversation but the "we should be able to play as cops" argument is hilarious to anyone who knows the fact that the first GTA game was originally designed to be a cops and robbers type of combat where you would switch between being the police and trying to catch the criminal, and the criminal trying to get away. The reason they shifted away from this concept was that, allegedly, play testers said it was way more fun to be the criminal mowing down cops in the street and blowing shit up than it was to play as the cops. GTA has not only tried this before, but literally originated as that concept, and found out it's boring and lame as an entertainment experience
Jordan aligning Elon's Tony Stark narrative with the movies is so funny. Down to having a horrific father 😂
POKER. Not Polka. Accent got me again
36:24 this is so funny because I am actively editing clown pictures of myself while listening
“didn’t like doing crime” coming from a guy with familial blood money coursing through his veins.
Slay what you wanna Slay.... I WANNA SEE YOU BE SLAY!
I live in Australia and clowning has also become a very niche trend. Where did this come from? How is it so international? It's so odd.
i was scrolling on my phone when i heard “my love mine all mine” i looked up SO fast lol
44:44 got flashbacks as soon as Jordan said "Caramel" 💀
Self proclaimed alphas are always deep down betas, just seriously overcompensating.
On the flip side, guys owning labels like soyboy (like Jacksfilms and especially Internet Comment Etiquette)is kinda a confident, dominant male trait.
the very fact that they're trying to project into a character that in no way meant to be them is also small man behavior, you yourself are viewing the game if you in fact are into women why not want to see them through 100% of the game
thats an awfully hot coffee mod
As a disabled person I have pain and can't carry heavy backpacks, so I always have a wheely bag when I go out. And constantly people will comment oh are you going on holiday? In a sarcastic way because I'm clearly not. I even had a new surgeon do it to me who should've known better. And I never thought of it as a micro aggression but maybe it is, it's just like you say annoying and gets exhausting
"OMG woman??? That pisses me off brooo!!!" It's just comical now.
Elon musk is such a loser. All those guys are such losers, omg😅 it's crazy. Oh whoaaa... that Custer's Revenge game and the developers behind it are vile!!! I have never heard of this. Wtf? They really thought adults don't want to shoot rockets. That exact type of gameplay is in GTA. Again, just comical. I hope Joel H Martin and Stuart Kesten rot
Jarvis’ impression of agent smith was spot on 👌
I'm from Michigan so every time I hear him at Michigan I do the pog face
As someone whose passport photo is literally a selfie that I took in my bedroom, I'm glad people are finally getting aboard the "fuck passport photographers" train
I feel like this is not the take i would think the Tate Brothers would have. Like don't they love using woman and treating them like objects, you can do a bunch of that is GTA 😂
I feel like this is a total misunderstanding of exactly the kind of freak the Tate brothers are.
You have to remember underneath all their weird fabricated alpha male talk they're just espousing typical conservative views. They use women but if asked if that was a good thing they'd say no, that the only use woman who deserves to be used because those woman are promiscuous and therefore sub human.
Watching Jarvis talk about how his mind is Bad Vibes Central right now honestly made me feel so much better about also being in a bad spot mentally right now. It’s so easy to feel completely alone when going through it, especially during this time of the year. I hope everyone in Bad Vibes Central right now has a peaceful and safe season, however we might be spending our time 💙
Why is Jarvis's impression of Tristan so good?!
Didn’t Andrew & Tristan Tate actively avoid police arrest? If you love the police so much, why were you doing illegal shit?
I'm curious why they changed the thumbnail from Jordan to Jarvis, not a critique just genuinely curious
it's an ab test that's running we didn't change it
Your blanket / pillow (?) looks like a huge pack of instant Ramen. ❤
Lol adin Ross just doesn’t want women to exist
“Adapting it to 2023” brother, women have been around for awhile 😂
Jarvis' Tate impression is spot on
God, I cried from laughter when you pulled up that meme to compare Elon with