Man got covered in hay, touched animal shit , and was burnt alive after being soaked in gasoline. He may not have won the challenge, but he was way braver than most. Props to him 🫡
Lannan? He does not know you bro. Why are you calling people by their real name bro? When did he tell tell you to call him that? If you met Brad Pitt? Would you call him William? Or would you use the name he uses while interacting with the majority of the public. Weird parasocial relationship people. Even the people who have actually met him call him Mr.____
Theoretically it would be super easy to find a needle in a haystack. Steel is FAR denser than basically all plants, so it will naturally end up at the bottom of the pile, especially with a bit of jostling. So basically 99% of the hay is just pointless and can be ignored, the bottom layer can be searched fairly quickly to find the needle.
Yea…. No buddy. The amount of hay here could easily support it. If it ever fell you can’t just search the bottom without removing the top. Comon use your brain
Or you recruit your competitors. Like the story of Eminem mocking Michael Jackson in one of his music videos and Michael just straight up bought all of Eminem’s music. Both released music and all of his future releases. Not exactly recruiting but eh, close enough.
You know what's worse than trying to find a needle in a haystack? A hay in a needle stack. Edit: I finally just checked the replies on this 💀 and the likes tf 😭
Meanwhile, jigsaw just creating this: welcome to the first game. The location of the needle you need is hidden somewhere inside you. You have 60 seconds. They start now XD
Reminds me of Batman talking to Alfred about the criminal who was stealing for fun and the only way they could catch him was to *burn the forest down.*
"Finding ultron on the internet is like finding a needle in the world's biggest haystack, its pretty simple ,just bring a really large magnet" -Tony Stark
@@andries4561 cause the myth comes from the metaphor “It’s like finding a needle in a haystack” implying it’s very hard/ impossible to find a needle. That’s why the myth busters tried to prove it
Back in the 1980s, I remember some stores would have a hay stack in their parking lot full of pennies for their grand opening, and children were allowed to dig for pennies.
sorry just doing sidequests
ye
😂
3rd
Eh I tend to just do main missions
When are you gonna complete the main mission
"If some one ask you to find a needle in haystack, just set it on fire".
Very inspirational advice
It might melt
@@appletree7376sure it might be a bit cooked but you still find it.
@@BlueSoulGameror just bring your own needle😂
Instructions unclear, i got arrested for setting people on fire
Or skip the burning and just use a metal detector lol
That one unemployed friend on a random Tuesday...
Really :o
lol my school has Tuesday off
Crazy how overused but accurate this joke is
Fr
Where did he get the 10k to give away tho😂
Find a needle in a haystack❌
Find a hay in a needle stack ✅
LOL
wdym that doesnt make any sense lol
@@prin_kh6797 yes it does
thats from spongbob lol
@@PulgaX1 true
"Why did no one ever think of doing this?"
Firey in BFDI 2:
Real
I was about to say that
The original
real
I was about to comment that lol
“I can’t find you in the crowd, you’re like the needle in a haystack”
*Commits arson*
Underrated comment
Oof
Best comment.
Lol
Very perverse
“Going one by one.” That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off for him
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Yeah
This is perfect example not only work hard but also work smart
Sure
Yeah that’s true but does anyone realize he just wasted perfectly good hay
No
Usually people avoid destroying things, especially if they're someone else's properties, for a reason😅
Couldn't he have just took the metal detector to it from the start I mean probably less time unless its burried to deep
Man got covered in hay, touched animal shit , and was burnt alive after being soaked in gasoline. He may not have won the challenge, but he was way braver than most. Props to him 🫡
and that needle will give that man HIV Positive after all of that
Imagine doing the leap of faith in assassins creed and landing on a needle.
And then after jumping in it …it goes right in your eye…
.....
@@pokiblue5870and doctors tell you that the needle is gone very deep into your eye...
and if you remove it you fckin die...
so.... you live with it.
Desynchronised
@@sree2924😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mr.beast in a parallel universe
We've just found the Australian Mr Beast
If he were still a Christian
@@Izzycomics neither of their names are Christian
@@Padlock_Stevebro what
this is sad, where society today calls lazarbeam a knockoff mrbeast
"I would love to repair is ripped clothes"
"hold on a sec.." _pulls out gasoline and goes outside_
"just set it on fire"
Lannans advice is truly amazing 🗿💀
Lannan? He does not know you bro. Why are you calling people by their real name bro? When did he tell tell you to call him that?
If you met Brad Pitt? Would you call him William? Or would you use the name he uses while interacting with the majority of the public.
Weird parasocial relationship people.
Even the people who have actually met him call him Mr.____
@@AG-yc7vt bro why are you so pressed chill 💀
the point is idc if he knows me or not lots of fans call him Lannan including me
@@AG-yc7vtI don't think he cares that much tbh like are you his mom or sum what's going on here 👀
@@AG-yc7vtIt's faster than typing out lazerbeam
That's a very large needle. Also, I'd argue the best way to find it would be to spread the hay with a rake and use a large and strong magnet.
no replies is weird ngl
oh wait
Not weird anymore lol
That’s smart. I wonder what else would you find with that magnet.
MythBusters did it
Or a metal detector
Bro started his villain arc
Theoretically it would be super easy to find a needle in a haystack. Steel is FAR denser than basically all plants, so it will naturally end up at the bottom of the pile, especially with a bit of jostling. So basically 99% of the hay is just pointless and can be ignored, the bottom layer can be searched fairly quickly to find the needle.
Yea…. No buddy. The amount of hay here could easily support it. If it ever fell you can’t just search the bottom without removing the top. Comon use your brain
@@randytruong6621denser liquids always go to bottom of the cup so the needle should be at the bottom
@@Rockiestbearfrfrhay is not liquid
@@masonv9333 said who?
@@Rockiestbearfrfrsaid common sense
"If someone tells you to find a needle in a haystack, just set it on fire!"
Best advice I've ever heard man.
The originality!
@@Flygon77The creativity!
Word for word
Not good for the invirement and what a waste off haybales
@@TheLuckyJuan2.0not rlly
Bro jumped into it at the start💀💀💀
Just "you should really inspect it" the most insperational words of 2023
“How do you find a needle in a haystack? You get a magnet.”
-Tony Stark
or you burn the hay,
Or buy another one
Tony neva said that shi
@@dono3394he did in the age of ultron
Needle might not be magnetic though
"i'll find this needle!" 1 second later, burns the haystack to the ground.
Ok
Okay
That is indeed what happened… Bravo 👏
@@MrDJ2007bro just stop
@@stevenparsoe7231it is a bot
Bro was about to burn the whole forest
Lazar always finds the most destructive solution
"If someone asks you to find a needle in a haystack, just set it on fire."
Australian advice at its finest
Plot twist: Total Fire Ban day
Fiery is confirmed australia
Lmao copied some elses comment:D just added the Australian part.
why did our younger selfies decided to put flamming letter of our name's first letter
Think of the environment though
Industrial magnet enters the chat:
369 likes and no reply? Lemme fix that
492 likes and only 2 replies! Lemme fix that bro 😎
510 likes and only 3 replies? Let me fix that 😁
Alright im ending this
@@sydneypalenge5982not all villans have horns
Bro really took "work smarter not harder" to a whole new level
What if he grab the needle and it went In his hand
Lesson: Finding success is like finding a needle in a haystack, Either you become better than competition, or you remove them
ahh the classic process of elimination
Wow you two kinda sound like mudders or something kinda like it but please don't take this as an insult 😅
or just dumb luck
Or you recruit your competitors.
Like the story of Eminem mocking Michael Jackson in one of his music videos and Michael just straight up bought all of Eminem’s music. Both released music and all of his future releases.
Not exactly recruiting but eh, close enough.
Use the right tools. Like a magnet.
" There is a needle in this hay stack "
* Proceeds to jump head first into it *
ok so?
it could hit his eye you goof.@@alexwanj6474
@@alexwanj6474so you could get injured?
@@amineelabed4224 how
@@amineelabed4224 you cant get injured from one singular needle
The way he said I found something the subscribe button had me laughing
"ALL YOU NEED IS A REALLY BIG MAGNET"
- Iron man
All you need is call needy
-me
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday 😂
☠️☠️☠️
overused comment 🤢
@@SomeRandomGuy630fr
If I get to have this much fun sign me up.
@@SomeRandomGuy630 but its perfect
You have an hour to find to the needle. *dives face first into the haystack*
with my luck...
Bro the needle could poke his eye
@@thebugbeetleno fucking way, it’s like that was exactly what the comment what saying 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@@GatoDaCoragemchilllll bru 😭😭😭😭
@@olivesubs5565 he’s so dumb thooo 😭😭😭😭😭
The fire shot is cold.
“if someone tells you to find a needle in a haystack just burn it.”
:Lazarbeam 2023
lazarbeam should really start a vlog channel or something
Yeah
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Instructions unclear. They think I’m an “arsonist” for burning down a orphanage to find the child I wanted
Nah bru
it’s just a library dw
Eh ur right, just old ladies making 100k every year by js saying “shhhh” three times louder than the people they are shooshing@@PopEwLair
"Get a magnet, easy solution!"
Bro become peaky blinders for a sec 💀
That's not a haystack, that's a whole barn 💀
Nah that’s the whole farm
@@PandaLegacy did you ever see a farm
@@Porfection TAKE A JOKE
It's literally just a haystack though...
@@whygffdfjokes are meant to be funny 🤦♂️
Now find a piece of hay in a needle stack.
*magnets enter the chat*
@@thesticknodesgamer2784It would work in this video but anyway
“Just way it on fire” - lazarbeam
Words of wisdom
"How do you find a needle in a haystack? You bring a magnet." - Tony Stark
No way, LazarBeam uploaded 2 videos within a year? This must be a dream.
@@MrDJ2007it is not that funny lil bro
This is not possible
Ok
@@MrDJ2007I subscribe to you
O
Bushfire season and lannan out here contributing to it 💀
Hello fellow aussie
He surrounded by the greenest grass in existence I'm sure it's fine lol
Finding a needle in a haystack is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Great advice. When I have to find my homework, I'll burn my desk
You know what's worse than trying to find a needle in a haystack? A hay in a needle stack.
Edit: I finally just checked the replies on this 💀 and the likes tf 😭
I want to see that
Spongebob and sandy have done that before 🤣
That’s the next video 😂
Bro I remember that from a spongebob episode where Sandy is about to hibernate
@@SealandIsBestCountrythat was such an extreme and intense episode
*dives in*
"Well I found it, but it's in my eye"
Always keep an eye out for the needle
Meanwhile, jigsaw just creating this:
welcome to the first game. The location of the needle you need is hidden somewhere inside you. You have 60 seconds. They start now
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude was 100% ready to be insulted
All Australian UA-camrs are just hilarious just like you are
"How do you find a needle in a hay stack? You bring a magnet" -Tony Stark 2014
Found my people 😂😂😂😂
smartest man ever
Man of culture.
You mean 2015??
Dude they had a metal detector 💀
"if someone tells you to find a needle in a haystack just set it on fire" I'm dead ☠️
So the hay
My condolences
@@huntley8129no the someone.
İ will call pyro
It was not that funny lil bro
"That's poo." got me 😂😂😂
“How did you find the guy that stole all the gems?”
“We burned the jungle down”
Instructions unclear, I’m now in jail for manslaughter
Did you hear "set it on fire" as "set *them* on fire"? Because that's a common mistake.
@@TheCubifyerno I just thought the deceaseds pronouns were it/its
Man you got off easy. They charged me with murder
-dives in
-needle goes straight through his eyelid right into his eyeball
So he finds it eventually😂
Wow that would most likely suck.
What about if it lands right under your pinky toe nail all the way down to the cuticle?
@@uditvashishth311he just wouldn’t see it! 😂
@@barnacleboi2595what if it's one of your balls ?
*Mortal combat X-ray animation*
Useful Bcs it’s like every day my friend asks me to find a needle in a haystack
"When life gives you needles, burn the haystack down"
I can’t bro💀
He’s just standing there like a villain as the hay burns to the ground💀
One thousand likes and no comments!?!? Let me fix that!
@@benandjerryssNo fixing
@@benandjerryss no dad and no mom!?!? We cant fix that!
"Some people just want to watch the Haystack burn." Alfred said calmly.
Why the f HP references are increasing day by day 😂😊
I UNDERSTAND RANDOM REWARDING. ALL ARE NOT LARGE. $5 $20 $50.. ETC. (CHECKS)
@@parthasarathykhiriya it's more of a dark knight reference tbh
It's both :) @@YEEZUSBETTER
“Good luck” him: -goes head first straight into the haystack
“It’s like finding a needle in a haystack”
“How do you find a needle in a haystack?”
“It’s simple really, you bring a magnet”
-avengers age of ultron
My favorite part about this is the fact that he didn’t even need to set it on fire to use the metal detector
Eh
It does help with lowering the volume of material to search
Yeah the pollution-
Bro casually invented a new separating technique
What prevented him from using the metal detector before seeing the haystack on fire 😅
Using manpower for an hour
Nah, it's well known by gypsies in my country for years! They take your cables, burn the pile of it, and sell the copper.
Just Bring a magnet
-Tony Stark
Lannan - "he didnt sign an injury waver"
Also Lannan - "see if it sticks in your hand"
Man just solved one of the most difficult tasks with arson💀💀💀
Well, he ain't the first one
and i reckon he won’t be the last
He solve the difficult task of finding something metal with a metal detector.
And then get a metal detector. I feel like that’s the most important part.
Yup. Basically...get a metal l detector.
"Its impossible its like finding a need in a haystack"
Lazerbeam: "have you tried setting it on fire?"
"It's a little cooked"
" *At some point you've probably touched the needle* "
Dealing inner psychological *Emotional Damage*
so unfunny I almost cried
"Why did no one ever think of doing this?"
Hey Vsauce, Michael here!
Where are your fingers?
so is it possible to find a needle in a haystack well there have been-
I can’t be the only one scared my hand would get skewered by the needle😭
"Find a needle in a haystack!!"❌
"Find a needle in ash!!"✅
Reminds me of Batman talking to Alfred about the criminal who was stealing for fun and the only way they could catch him was to *burn the forest down.*
Classic US vs viet war strategy
Batman is a whole ass war criminal 😭
Sounds like Batman 😂😂
some people, just want to watch the world burn. Literally
@@Catalina-Winemixer Batman didn't do this, Alfred was telling him about it.
How to find a needle in a haystack:
Use a magnet
It’s have to be a pretty powerful magnet
Smart
What if the needle is not made out of a magnetic material 🧲
@@chainsawboy2388 Like the ones they use to lift cars at the scrap yard.
Magnetic gloves?
Mom: What did you do today?
Son: I made a fire-
"911, what's your emergency?"
That jump into hay right after saying there is a fucking needle in there. Fuck that, I dont trust my luck.
As Tony Stark once said… “bring a magnet”
This is the comment i was looking for
I remembered the exact same line by Tony Stark
“How are we are we supposed to find it? It’s like finding a needle in a haystack!”
“Simple. You burn it down and bring a metal detector”
or get the biggest magnet in the whole world
@@Abra.J.or the 2nd biggest magnet in the world
@@fucu2did you actually watch the video 💀
-can you find a needle in a haystack?
-yuh
"Finding ultron on the internet is like finding a needle in the world's biggest haystack, its pretty simple ,just bring a really large magnet"
-Tony Stark
Imagine diving into a haystack and you get stabbed in the eye by a needle...
mythbusters proved you actually can find a needle in a haystack
How long it takes?
@@deivytrajan42 hours
That being said, I recall that they also pointed out that when the phrase was coined, needles were made of bone
Why does that need proof, if it's in there, you can find it
@@andries4561 cause the myth comes from the metaphor “It’s like finding a needle in a haystack” implying it’s very hard/ impossible to find a needle. That’s why the myth busters tried to prove it
This reminds me of one of the final BFDI episodes where they need to find a needle in a haystack, and Firey burns down the haystack to find the needle
"That's something funny to find in hay" 💀
"just set it on fire"
atmosphere: 💀🗿
i think it'll be alright
then you should make it so you're not alive, because the co2 you breathe out really bothers me and the atmosphere
this person exists lol
Production factories: Yeah, you should worry about that instead of me releasing CO2 & toxic fumes EVERY SINGLE DAY. 🗿🗿🗿
@@dereenaldoambun9158 no one cares
“It’s a lil cooked” had me rolling to McDonald’s 😂
Can you get me some mcnuggies while you're there?
Bro burned the haystack but he also burned
the grass
"Sir I have a challenge, find the haystack in the needle"
The FBI already using this method to find the criminals in the woods. 💀💀
Good idea 😮
The needle meanwhile burning in the haystack : “MICHEAL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE”
*MICHEAL, HELP ME*
MICHEAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
Me:going to the doctor being scared of needles him: casually goes headfirst
Did bro just beat the system? Dude that was a really smart ass move. I respect you boy
Back in the 1980s, I remember some stores would have a hay stack in their parking lot full of pennies for their grand opening, and children were allowed to dig for pennies.
until people started putting needles in them
Or worse, used needles💀
“it’s like finding a needle in a flaming haystack with a metal detector”
That is to say, perfectly possible if you're crazy!
That was actually incredibly insightful lmao
Bro looks like a villain just standing like that and looking at the flame
Saving this in case i get asked in a job interview
Markiplier already proved it is possible to find a needle in a haystack, and pretty sure he did it much faster
Most likely was no poo in the hay for his😂
So you are saying that before Markiplier everyone thought it was actually impossible? 😂
Pretty sure there wasn’t this much hay
@@FatBlack-eo9rr yeah but this isnt considered a "hay stack" one bundle of hay is a hay stack, this guy searched in like 10-20 hay stacks worth of hay