The human brain starts out as female and becomes male only after coming in contact with the testosterone, so literally the only reason males exist is to help female get reproduced.
"He carefully delivers his packet of sperm." I don't know why but I just thought about a guy putting a white tide pod in a girls pocket and then patting it like: "It's yours... ;)"
Alvin Wu I took his phone away and dint gave him yummy snacks (I still feed him and gave him water, but sometimes I give him like other things he can eat)
I remember camping when I was a kid up in the mountains and I saw hundreds of male tarantulas out looking for females. It was so cool! Thanks for posting. I just posted a similar video on my channel with wolf spiders.
One day I was wearing my flip flops and I walked in the yard by the water hose, I looked down and a Wolf Spider walked over my foot like a bridge. It didn't bite me and I felt fine. I don't know why it didn't bite me.
I'm usually scared shitless of spiders of any kind, but this male tarantula's careful yet clusmy yet determined trampling around while searching for the female was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and I don't know why. He reminds me of a teenager human male trying to look cool and careless at the same time.
Welcome to my silky boudoir You dark entrancing Tarantula Your pedipalps seductive beat Entices me outta my retreat Stroke me nice and if you play your cards right I'll let you 'scape sans my deadly love bite....🕸💘🕷
Paused it at 0:47. Never thought I'd think one of these abominations was cute. It looks like he put product in his hair and frosted his tips for the ladies x'D
Yeah, Aphonopelma Chalcodes are awesome animals! The longer it takes for a female to mature to adulthood, the longer they generally live. This species, their females take nearly TEN years to mature, and so can live nearly 30 years easily, female Lasiodora Parahybanas, Birdeaters grow like weeds, and can become fully grown in five years or so, and normally live 10-15 years.
Mine's refusing to moult at the moment, girls fat as all hell, I haven't fed her for about 8 months and she still hasn't lost a gram of weight! Baby got back! LOL
Purplepoppyanimator im really nervous about that mine never molted with me but she's at her burrow since the 26 February She closed the burrow with her net and didnt eat sice then i guess i should just wait for her to come out and then feed right?
Narrator: For him, this a very dangerous liaison
Me: For her, it’s just another Tuesday
hoes be hoeing
Do you even know what "liaison" means?
Leopold Kingston yes. Do you?
@@yellowsoy2475 With a certainty, in which it always makes sense.
Leopold Kingston is there something you don’t understand about the opening comment?
The narrating and music sound very dramatic xD
Your here !😅
Ay, Exotic Lair is here!
Exotic nation xd
Your actually here
OML U
Imagine you’re a spider and people start recording you mate
*The Male Spider*
Nut nut nut and run
Run as fast as you can
Merrily merrily merrily running
To avoid her two sharp fangs
*Thump Therapist*
Well.......that was risky she nearly ate spider man😨
0:46 is it just me or the tarantulas face looks cute
Fr
Idk dude. That is hideous, I hate spiders and they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANG DISGUSTING DUDE! 😭
Lingering goodbyes are generally fatal
His lil mohawk what a chad
Good ‘ol pump n’ dump!
Let's face it: animals are so much more interesting than people.
У меня такой же паук живет в террариуме)0 а по ночам забирается ко мне под одеяло)
Girl spider always bigger then male 😂
like when tatantulas are luckier in love than me :'v
Dude jus stalking da spider
Old mate did the...
“Ejaculate and evacuate”
Procedure worked out well for him
He don't have to pay child support though so he has nothing to worry about.
@うちはシスイ y'all never met
Omg this needs more likes😂😂😂😂
He did the classic cum and go
“He Has To Make A Quick Get-Away Before It Wears Off.”
Male: *slowly walks off*
Basically ejaculate then evacuate
not too fast, but direct. at least he didn't become lunch
"Shh baby, just let it happen. Don't eat me"
Lmfao
😂
Lol
hahahahahahahahah that was the most hilarious thing I've ever read :D :D :D :D
Sounds rapey 😁😁😁😁
The males in life never cease to amaze me with how far will go to get laid.
Ty Guy Better than dying a virgin
pheromones are one heck of a drug
Honey badgers have to prove they are worthy to mate so its a fight to see who is superior
The human brain starts out as female and becomes male only after coming in contact with the testosterone, so literally the only reason males exist is to help female get reproduced.
@@beaq6755 I know it's not being like, "men only serve this purpose cuz they suuuuck" , but its funny to think of it that way
“if hes not her type...”
aw
“she will eat him”
*oh*
Kyah awkward
Ikr
Kyah ummm sound about right, same as real life lol, women eat your money then leave you
That's rude
U don't just eat him if u don't like him
U gotta hit it then quit it, before she snaps outta that trance. My dude wasted NO time.
Sean Sartor FACTS
Masticatious females are stronger and the domaniting gender in the world of arachnids
But radical feminists dont dominate shit 🤷🏿♂️
Bye bitch.
In & out , LIKE A BOSS
"This male has a talent for seduction"
HIM: "Hey how u doin lil mama let me whisper in ya ear"
lmao
“Tell you little something that you might like to hear”
“Wait’ll you see my fangs”
_It's free real estate_
@@tiggle5485 Lol I'm dead ⚰️😂
*Respect for the camera guy that shrunk himself for the shots.*
Two animals: * trying to mate *
The camera man: 🤔
@@renaultft1917
camera man: 👀👀
Ant-Man must be broke after Endgame
respect
And not getting eaten 💀
Dump your load, and hit the road
Wind lol
Hit it quit then forget if she text you back tell her you aint wit it
‘Cause you (think you) ain’t worth nothing more than your load
insanity ejaculate and evacuate
Tap that ass then step on the gass
"He has to make a quick getaway before it wears off"
*slow sneaking intensifies*
_Sneak 100_
*Black father intensifies*
Caped Baldy shut it satama
My man said ight imma go get the milk right quick
Cosby Spider
"He carefully delivers his packet of sperm."
I don't know why but I just thought about a guy putting a white tide pod in a girls pocket and then patting it like: "It's yours... ;)"
Senpapi Sama the romance
Senpapi Sama I did too lol
Yeah. That's actually how many animals do.
They hand deliver white tide pods. But it's actually oxyclean instead.
Lmfaooo
You know you've had enough youtube for today when you are watching talantulas mating
Timothy Vandeponseele Honestly 😂
We've only just begun...
You need to go check out the Exotic Lair tarantula channel.
This is just the stuff UA-cam recommends me. It makes sense
@@williammerkel1410 Exotic 💗
*tap tap tap*
"Hey im outside."
*TAPTAPTAP*
"I ALREADY SAID NO."
😂😂😂
Lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love these comments lol
🤡🤡
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Droufte or Old Fashioned, the Christian counterpart to 50 shades of grey
Droufte This joke has seriously had it's day now
😂😂😂😂😂
@@msmilano7091 Can’t believe people are saying it four years later. It was really that funny the first time
dead meme.
Who doesn't want to be eaten on their first date?
dbsirius if i was a spider, knowing that my baby would devour me with love would turn me on more than ever but she'd have to catch me first.
BOY!!!😂
Omg
DUDE hes going all out on his first date
Kaneki.. anyone? Lol
male tarantulas: *knock knock* heyyyy wanna have some fun?
female tarantulas: make me happy or else i eat u!
Don't threaten me with a good time
lim bin no its not a female tarantula its an female wild patagonia
BenChester - MinecraftPE uhmmm.... okay.... I would normally correct you but let's see how far this goes... Lol
Natalie Obman Where do i know this from
Well the girl did eat him in the music vid
Caught my tarantula watching this
Now he is grounded
Cold Obsitity_YT i need more people like you in my life 😂😂😂
how did you ground him?
Alvin Wu
I took his phone away and dint gave him yummy snacks
(I still feed him and gave him water, but sometimes I give him like other things he can eat)
@@Alkalus He threw him on the ground snd said "Your grounded."
Damn you really taught your spider a lesson
Narrator: He tenderly strokes her body
**Porno music**
CJ: aw shit here we go again
She relaxes, opening her fangs (legs)....
💀
Has Archanaphobia.
Watches Giant spiders having sex.
What's happening to me?
Amazuber I'm asking myself the same question
exactly the same
Amazuber youre not alone. Me too. 😂😂
I'll wager a qualified guess that your brain is attempting to confront its own Arachnophobia
Same. Im just so interested in stuff like this 😂
narrator: this male spent 4 years reaching maturity....
me: yay !
narrator: ....and in 2 months he’ll be dead.
me: oh
The narrator is actually jaime lannister
@Megaton Rotten Mouth yeah agreed but a female tarantula's average lifespan is like 12-13 years which is sorta unfair
Shae Love heartbreak right? 😭
@@pintsizedpete unfair? she's gonna need to live longer to reproduce
@@nointernet0secondsago275 i guess you do have a point there
Get in and get out before she destroys you. Sounds familiar.
Shae I wish that I'd known this instinctively rather than having to learn by bitter experience...
LOL
Jeffrey KRUPA I'm with ya.
Cum and go!
Shae lol
"He eyes her up"
*camera zooms in on small eyes*
1:46
Beans and Burgers isn’t he dreamy ? 😂❤️
Lol i read that as it happened
It’s even more funny since Spiders can’t see very well, which is why all spiders have hairs on them
Idk why but he lookin goofy
He handled his business like a true gentleman, I must say...
My boy whispering
wassup my boy
well croissants are delicious
Stephen Bachman its getting late so Imma have to depart. Bye mon
Death Sweet they be like wassup square up fool
mein kleines pony
“If he’s not her type, she’ll eat him”
ladies take notes
No! Don't do that!
SHAHAHSHAHAHHAHHSSAHAHSSHHAHSHSHAHAHS
She do that anyway,her Type or not😎🤘
🤣
I’m gay now
"She's seen many suitors in the past..."
HOOOOOOOE
cloudgirl150 💀
XD nice one
cloudgirl150 💀😭
After all them years her n-count must be amazing.
Please don't shame the spider chick for reproducing -giggle-
This dude whispering like we’re watching golf... 😆
Now I want some dating reality show with this kind of narration.
You mean snooker lol
Friend “Go ask her out bro the worst she can do is say no ......”
Male tarantula “ thanks your probably right”
"If he's not her type, she'll eat him."
Dam that's so savage.
savage but tru
21😎
🎶Oh here she comes. She’s a man-eater🎶
So what's her body count? 😶
Apparently male tarantulas don't live long unlike their female counterparts
"For Tarantulas, finding a mate can be a deadly task" very similar to humans finding a mate.............
Well for some of us, my friend
Living is lethal.
For the tarantulas deadly but more mercifully. One wrong move by the male and its over. . . .quickly. for human males, there is years of suffering.
Roles were switched
"Very similar to humans finding a mate...…" Yep. For the woman. "For human males, there is years of suffering." ….of their own doing.
50 shades of prey
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 🧐😂
Underrated comment.
bro no 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Has a talent for seduction
“ MY BOIIII “
Where you at
The real question is...
Who the hell records this stuff.
Exotic lovers on youtube lol
Yeah I know right?
From what I read, they set up cameras around a nest, zoomed in, and just wait. It can take days, weeks, and even months.
YES
@@Zepwik
Damn
My dude smashed and dashed
CASELLO 😂👌
🤣🤣
They were texting outside before he got to hit 😂😂😂
Yung Afrika 😂😂😂
Yung Afrika that moment when you realise spiders invented texting long before humans
Yung Afrika 😂😂😂
Yung Afrika lol
Hahaha
I remember camping when I was a kid up in the mountains and I saw hundreds of male tarantulas out looking for females. It was so cool! Thanks for posting. I just posted a similar video on my channel with wolf spiders.
sounds awesome!
One day I was wearing my flip flops and I walked in the yard by the water hose, I looked down and a Wolf Spider walked over my foot like a bridge. It didn't bite me and I felt fine. I don't know why it didn't bite me.
Congratulations I’m your 69th liker
@@argent2020 Wolf spiders are very harmless and want nothing to do with humans. They wont bite you unless you threatened them which you didn’t.
@@argent2020 It probably thought your foot was a rock or smth.
She protect
She attack
Most importantly she thought you were a snacc
I'm usually scared shitless of spiders of any kind, but this male tarantula's careful yet clusmy yet determined trampling around while searching for the female was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and I don't know why. He reminds me of a teenager human male trying to look cool and careless at the same time.
Risky business!
griezelig sorry.
Hee Nederlanders hier
Simon van Prooijen I used to live there💕
Yeah
Ricksy business
2:47 "Yeah, yeah, I'll call you tomorrow, I promise"
RobertDeville hahahahahahahah
Lmaooo
BAAAHAAAHAAHAAAA
Male: hey there beautiful
Female: piss off
Male: too bad I want my species too survive
Better action than I get at home.
XL Boz lol
I feel you bro
I feel your pain
That hits way close to home
☹️
Get some bro
Antonio Natali I
gonna make this 1k!
na fam I hit the 1k cus he was at 9999. but, it's cool cus we all like these special moments!
maybe we both got it idk
Get some... Exposed fang?
I can't help but feel dissatisfied when it's not Attenborough narrating.
true his voice is the complete package
I want the narration to be scientific and authoritative, not whispered, sexy, or constantly anthropomorphising.
I like this one tho...
Daivd Tennant is pretty satisfying too in a different way.
Thom true
Narrator: this is what he's looking for: silken threads left by a female.
Me: SCENT OF A WOMAN
I was just watching a lot of Exotics lair now my recommended is filled with tarantulas😂
ME TOO
He's actually in the comments
Same
@@itsraid_bitchez8084 where
Gotta love 'em.❤❤❤
Well, kids, when two NOPEs love each other...
Echoingdolphin Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
Creative- Name You mean EYES of the beholder
Creative- Name 👁
That’s spiderist
They create up to 400 nopes all at once! :D
Welcome to my silky boudoir
You dark entrancing Tarantula
Your pedipalps seductive beat
Entices me outta my retreat
Stroke me nice and if you play your cards right
I'll let you 'scape sans my deadly love bite....🕸💘🕷
Fiona P love your piece its soo dope ..haha
Fiona P Wow. Nice poetry.
Lovely poem
*slow clap*
Very Cool Fiona P.!! Perfect!
All that work he did...and she couldn't even shave her legs.
Hahahahahaha
Such a soothing voice for a narrator describing the mating process for tarantulas.
Don’t lose your head? More like “don’t lose your whole body”
I was worried she was going to jump out but yet that was cute how they were tapping together
Paused it at 0:47. Never thought I'd think one of these abominations was cute. It looks like he put product in his hair and frosted his tips for the ladies x'D
a bugillion?
i'll show myself out
I liked it, haha
Faux hawk
"This male has a talent for seduction."
Is it weird that I envy that tarantula?
That tarantula is a true man and has balls to mate with a bigger female who can potentially eat him but he got the job done 😏
1:30
*taps*
“Hey I’m here, you down 😏?”
“One wrong move and your head comes off, boo.”
Editor: how loud would you want the background music?
Narrator: YES
Who needs 50 Shades of Grey when you have Tarantula Mating
"The male has spent years reaching maturity."
Well, that was an... informative bit of dialogue.
..
Hahaha that music could not be worse timed
@@displayter.2095 He was referring to how loud the music got in that exact moment LOL
I lolled so much at this. Omg, so true!
smh homeboi roofied her in her own home, and took off before she woke, what a player.
TheHenrikku ew you’re so ew.
Remove this disgusting comment
Get some tougher skin, we all know he's joking.
Can somebody tell me what the OP was saying? Google translate doesn't seem to work .
More like, if the afterglow is good enough, she won't turn him into a breakfast in the morning after.
For humans
If he’s not her type: she will block him:(
Toxic man
But this male has a talent for seduction
i like how every time the man speaks theres a distorted guitar chord completely erasing any meaning his words carry
the sound person really nailed it
Get a room you two
They would; but then she'd lock him in and eat him.
crazy arun thank you, I about to get scared until your comment made me laugh out my fear. XD
He would have been signing his own death certificate if he had went inside her crib.
30 years!
Yeah, Aphonopelma Chalcodes are awesome animals! The longer it takes for a female to mature to adulthood, the longer they generally live.
This species, their females take nearly TEN years to mature, and so can live nearly 30 years easily, female Lasiodora Parahybanas, Birdeaters grow like weeds, and can become fully grown in five years or so, and normally live 10-15 years.
Purplepoppyanimator Amazing!
Purplepoppyanimator lasiodora parahybana or salmon pink bird eater is my girl species she's already One year old!
Mine's refusing to moult at the moment, girls fat as all hell, I haven't fed her for about 8 months and she still hasn't lost a gram of weight!
Baby got back! LOL
Purplepoppyanimator im really nervous about that mine never molted with me but she's at her burrow since the 26 February She closed the burrow with her net and didnt eat sice then
i guess i should just wait for her to come out and then feed right?
Here I am, one day before my final exam, watching two tarantulas during intercourse
That male tarantula is the straight up definition of "Ok, Ima go get the milk."
His voice is soothing.
Generic Username ikr! I dont know why people are complaining about the alternatives of attenborough....
You had 69 likes and I ruined it. But I agree with your comment.
Them spiders are in need of a Brazilian.
Looks like we got a hairy one here. Run while you still can boys
Morgan Green these tarantula are from UK, thats why! 😋
mrsjamat86 ha! XD
🤣
I See What You Did There!
“If he’s not her type..”
“She’ll eat him.”
*that’s nice to know.*
My boi had to pull the ultimate pump and dump just to live
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He snacc
dantdm
2:56 he has to make a quick get away before it wear diff *slowly crawls away*
Fast enough
I like to think he’s very tired after giving her his load which is why he slowly crawls away.
“He gently strokes her body...”
*sticks foot in eyes*
Her thigh not her eye!
Just like my dad, impregnates my mum and leaves
dylan norris dark joke hahha
Mine still around moved at 18 years old
The "He eyes her up," followed by the close up of his beady little eyes is perfect editing.
Wild Patagonia looks like Fallout 4
At least the railway seems in need of some investment.
@Roger B oh shut up with the hyperboly
@Roger B "third world".
It seems to me that you re the one who doesn't know what the words he s using mean.
Jesus Christ guys, equalize the audio
2:28 Dude, it’s like their hugging each other
>many suitors in the past
>risk dying in encounters
>falls in a trance like state after mating
>lingering goodbyes are fatal
> My ex is a tarantula
You're lucky to be alive!
He sneaked away after mating
It's comforting when you have 'scientific proof', isn't it?
He handled that like a boss & got the heck out of there!
He literally clapped the cheeks & bounced!...
The music was too loud though.. had to look for captions which were not there
50 SHADES OF SILK
THIS IS THE TRAILER COMING IN CINEMA 2020 MAY 10 #SPIDERLOVE
"He tenderly strokes her body" very attractive!!! 😂
Such a gorgeous creature.🖤
The way the narrator describes the interaction between the two tarantulas is just so sensual.
Sheeks how do they know when to film these spiders, must be the CIA for animals...
Could barely hear the Narration. Music was too loud. BBC ya got some issues to sort out for ya next upload. 👍
tf why is the UNSC still watching BBC?
You never notice any movements or noises literally anywhere until you watch a spider video.