Shane Gillis | The Foreign Whites Are Out Of Control

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  • @kingjulian420
    @kingjulian420 11 місяців тому +8686

    getting bullied by an australian goth for wearing a bucket hat is one of the funniest thing i could ever imagine

    • @michaelrogers7386
      @michaelrogers7386 11 місяців тому +46

      I live in Australia but small town. So I see about 2 Goths every 6 months and I'm just as surprised. (The joke is I see one a year and one on Halloween )

    • @Balloonbot
      @Balloonbot 11 місяців тому +79

      "Noice het, fatso"

    • @harleen9971
      @harleen9971 11 місяців тому +8

      there’s heaps here in Adelaide and Melbourne too

    • @mercifulmemelord2623
      @mercifulmemelord2623 10 місяців тому +7

      Imagine a donkey eating a fig

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 10 місяців тому +2

      As an Aussie, I forbid bucket hats in my home. 😅
      We don't all like them, nor do we all wear them..

  • @drosef2009
    @drosef2009 11 місяців тому +17043

    As a black man, that "👀👀.. nah" joke was funny af

    • @berniemadoff7837
      @berniemadoff7837 11 місяців тому +72

      What did he mean?
      Genocide or better without?
      Seriously asking.

    • @cosmiccomedy7394
      @cosmiccomedy7394 11 місяців тому +887

      ​@@berniemadoff7837it's a joke that's very open to interpretation but to me he was insinuating that white people or anyone who isn't black would be very interested in places that had no black people. Shane has another great joke about racism where he compares it to being hungry. Check that one out if you haven't seen it.

    • @berniemadoff7837
      @berniemadoff7837 11 місяців тому

      @@cosmiccomedy7394
      The only new comics I'm following are Mark Normand, Chris Porter, and a new guy, Geoffrey Asmus.
      I haven't seen enough good material from Gillis to capture my attention.

    • @christopheryoung4481
      @christopheryoung4481 11 місяців тому +523

      @@berniemadoff7837why on earth would he be referencing genocide?

    • @Gokuboy2002
      @Gokuboy2002 11 місяців тому +27

      Shyt was funny. Made me lol

  • @stackbundles848
    @stackbundles848 11 місяців тому +8567

    knowing he can do a top tier irish accent and chose to do conor that way is great

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 11 місяців тому +56

      I wanted to hear the conor impression

    • @josephtrinkle3255
      @josephtrinkle3255 11 місяців тому +34

      McGregor would KO him. He's got a titanium shinbone and this guy is stiff is a board

    • @mr.switchblade604
      @mr.switchblade604 11 місяців тому +561

      ​@@josephtrinkle3255 You're demonstrating exactly what this guy is laughing at. "Oh I'm so cool and tough I like to assault and batter anyone who insults me or hurts my feelings!"

    • @josephtrinkle3255
      @josephtrinkle3255 11 місяців тому +15

      @@mr.switchblade604 you just got trolled buddy. Now you can delete your comment

    • @brandonferris6454
      @brandonferris6454 11 місяців тому +334

      ​@@josephtrinkle3255 wasn't really trolling, what you said was just stupid 😂

  • @capt_bry
    @capt_bry 10 місяців тому +994

    lol "I know what you're thinking." that joke kills

    • @fredericoespinoza
      @fredericoespinoza 8 місяців тому +9

      the look gets you ahah

    • @quinncampbell9255
      @quinncampbell9255 7 місяців тому +7

      It's so fast too. 4 words and a awkward pause, the rest kills too, but just those 4 words are hilarious

    • @jp3630
      @jp3630 4 місяці тому

      "No black people in England, Scotland or Ireland"...that's the biggest whlte lie I have ever heard.

  • @joeholland9593
    @joeholland9593 11 місяців тому +3074

    I wore a blue shirt with small white squares on my last day of a week long business trip to Scotland. My wife gave me the shirt, I wasn't fond of it, but clean laundry was getting scarce. One of the Scottish gentlemen asked me why I was wearing his wife Helen's blouse. Didn't have a good comeback for that one. Never wore the shirt again.

    • @robbyg2490
      @robbyg2490 11 місяців тому +368

      "You should be asking your wife"
      He set himself up...

    • @joeholland9593
      @joeholland9593 11 місяців тому +128

      @@robbyg2490 Very true happened more than 15 years ago and never thought of that comeback. As George Costanza wished he had said, "The jerk store called...."

    • @erikschwartz1214
      @erikschwartz1214 11 місяців тому +28

      "If I'm wearing her shirt, she has my vintage Zep tee then, I want that back"

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 11 місяців тому +21

      How couldn’t you clap back to that? You could’ve just grinned and it would’ve been enough.

    • @joeholland9593
      @joeholland9593 11 місяців тому +23

      @@ChadKakashi Shocked because it was a professional setting? He and I actually became friends a few years later. We had drinking in common.

  • @soilrocktree
    @soilrocktree 10 місяців тому +441

    "The foreign whites are out of control"😂😂😂😂

    • @tropicalsat52n86
      @tropicalsat52n86 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah not very edgy is it… Americans sole joke is… look at my skin, 🥱

    • @676marvin
      @676marvin 8 місяців тому +9

      ​​@@tropicalsat52n86 americans do talk to much about skin color. But this joke is good tho

    • @JGarcia-yr9fx
      @JGarcia-yr9fx 8 місяців тому +8

      @@676marvinprobably has something to do with it being the most diverse country and having past built on racism

    • @urhunn7778
      @urhunn7778 7 місяців тому

      But they should't involve the rest of the planet in their Racial BS. Everywhere else in the world it is Ethnicity that matters the most, we couldn't care less about Race, that's not our most important common denominator.@@JGarcia-yr9fx

    • @jerimayavondristen9955
      @jerimayavondristen9955 7 місяців тому +5

      @@tropicalsat52n86 Found the foreign white guy who thinks theyre cool lol

  • @bathalamulejackson8965
    @bathalamulejackson8965 11 місяців тому +1150

    "The foreign White's";is crazy.😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️😭😭😂😂

    • @KiloMafia9
      @KiloMafia9 10 місяців тому +14

      Yeah we saw the video bot boy we don’t need an echo

    • @beauoberbroeckling2162
      @beauoberbroeckling2162 10 місяців тому +6

      Not to Americans it isn't

    • @citomakaveezly
      @citomakaveezly 9 місяців тому +5

      They’re outta control breh! 😅

    • @englandbengal
      @englandbengal 9 місяців тому +1

      @@KiloMafia9 nerd!

    • @KiloMafia9
      @KiloMafia9 9 місяців тому

      @@englandbengal loser!

  • @MH-nc5jd
    @MH-nc5jd 11 місяців тому +376

    "that's how you end up with Connor McGregors walkin around"....😅😅

    • @MrKongatthegates
      @MrKongatthegates 10 місяців тому +6

      Thats every drunk Irish innit

    • @Orto4956
      @Orto4956 10 місяців тому +7

      In fairness I dont know many people of any race who would want to fight him.

    • @carmody90
      @carmody90 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@MrKongatthegatesNah blud

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes 7 місяців тому +1

      McGregor is defending his country. Unlike this assclown who is assisting the Left as it destroys this country

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 11 місяців тому +4194

    This guy is the counter to bill burr

    • @lucarapp3184
      @lucarapp3184 11 місяців тому +421

      Bill Burr produced this special

    • @alexsullivan2019
      @alexsullivan2019 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lucarapp3184wait fr?

    • @uusiluuri6676
      @uusiluuri6676 11 місяців тому +77

      You mean he takes his jokes easy, doesn't shout but at the same time he's not that funny? 😆

    • @krakkenzomboid6341
      @krakkenzomboid6341 11 місяців тому +330

      ​@@uusiluuri6676he's like plain bread to bill burrs jalapeno grilled cheese. Yeah you usually want all that spice but man sometimes bread is just good

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 11 місяців тому +91

      He's literally the continuation....what are you on about?

  • @vertical7047
    @vertical7047 11 місяців тому +97

    The face he makes after he says "no black people, and I know what you're thinking" 🤔 😂

  • @Spice.Melange
    @Spice.Melange 8 місяців тому +54

    Bro i love that he laughs at his own jokes its so natural and its so unlike any other comedian lmao its kinda just like your funny best friend is telling you a story and not a comedian lol

    • @drewcrank6929
      @drewcrank6929 6 місяців тому

      So accurate, the way he laughs with is like you guys both just started dying laughing I love it

    • @EliteWheatProdctionZ
      @EliteWheatProdctionZ 5 місяців тому

      Dude its soooooo good

    • @DiscoDogPacmanFrog
      @DiscoDogPacmanFrog 22 дні тому

      He's got the gift. The best comedians are the ones telling jokes to themselves who don't even care if you laugh or not, they just think it's funny. See Shane, Norm MacDonald, etc

  • @ash.tronomical0269
    @ash.tronomical0269 11 місяців тому +970

    No black people in England?? He must've been in the most isolated town 😂😂😂

    • @Lorenzo_I.
      @Lorenzo_I. 11 місяців тому +177

      There aren't any relative to the US. ~4% vs ~13% is a large discrepancy.

    • @duuurs
      @duuurs 11 місяців тому +71

      It's a joke

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 11 місяців тому +234

      He must've been to the nice parts.

    • @tekkson
      @tekkson 11 місяців тому +13

      @@Lorenzo_I.us is only 13 percent. I’d think atleast 20 by now but I guess if u take into consideration how many races actually live in the us

    • @HMuny55
      @HMuny55 11 місяців тому +37

      Compared to america it's nothing.

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 11 місяців тому +696

    “I’m the most dangerous 145 pound man in the world.”

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 11 місяців тому +51

      Never been stuck in a room with me after chili dinner.

    • @HMuny55
      @HMuny55 11 місяців тому +17

      you know he walks around at 185-190 right

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@HMuny55yeah he does NOW cuz he doesn't fight anymore... well he does still fight but not for money or with gloves 💀

    • @HMuny55
      @HMuny55 11 місяців тому +14

      @@bandawin18 Thats what hes always walked around at.. its normal to cut 20 pounds to make weight then immediately put 10-15 pounds back on post weigh in. You clearly dont know what youre talking about. I think youd be surprised how big mcgregor would be standing in front of you.

    • @MrBrettrx7
      @MrBrettrx7 11 місяців тому

      @@HMuny55exactly, when he fought at 145 he was almost dead. Walking around looking like a meth head.

  • @drewsr796
    @drewsr796 9 місяців тому +24

    This dude is genius and one of the most honest hilarious comedians today

  • @THRILLA3MUCH
    @THRILLA3MUCH 10 місяців тому +102

    "There Was No Black People I Was Taking Fashion Chances"😂😂😂 As A Black Man , Why Are We Like This, We Stay Ready To Verbally Cook Someone 🤣🤣

    • @Sisonpyh
      @Sisonpyh 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @aaronarceneaux1564
      @aaronarceneaux1564 10 місяців тому +18

      some fits are so bad its lowkey offensive

    • @floridaman318
      @floridaman318 9 місяців тому

      Low impulse control is a bitch.🤗

    • @tropicalsat52n86
      @tropicalsat52n86 9 місяців тому

      As a white man no one cares about your skin colour. Why do Americans obsess over their skin 🥱

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 4 місяці тому

      This is hilarious! 😂

  • @rangerghost2474
    @rangerghost2474 11 місяців тому +127

    The Connor voice was spot on

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname 11 місяців тому +4

      The attitude was spot on too

  • @oopsydaizi3s824
    @oopsydaizi3s824 9 місяців тому +50

    “Orrl day oi thenk about dith” -Aussie Goth😂

    • @SarahCaudill
      @SarahCaudill 7 місяців тому +3

      I fuckin lost it at dith 😂 real hard laughter from that

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic 11 місяців тому +20

    That Connor McGregor impression is hilarious, but his actual Dubliner impression is so spot on 😂

  • @permanentlygrounded7770
    @permanentlygrounded7770 Місяць тому +3

    this dude is one of my new favorite comedians

  • @rorygillmore6555
    @rorygillmore6555 10 місяців тому +33

    The best Connor McGregor impersonation I've ever seen... and I understood more too

  • @sapientia_et_virtus
    @sapientia_et_virtus 11 місяців тому +8

    It took me a little while to realize it, but once I got it, I realized how hilarious Shane actually is.

  • @Omniscient_01
    @Omniscient_01 9 місяців тому +11

    This guy just has a good time with the crowd 🤣🤣

  • @quintinmcadams5866
    @quintinmcadams5866 11 місяців тому +3

    When he goes you can’t sound like that and say shit like “all day I think about death” you sound funny dude😂😂 favorite part of this joke

  • @Im_Zion
    @Im_Zion 9 місяців тому +164

    “Ireland, no black people”
    Me, a black person born and raised in Ireland: oh no what’s happening to me-🧍🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️

    • @K2ELP
      @K2ELP 8 місяців тому +7

      Michael Jack

    • @alexquinones8747
      @alexquinones8747 8 місяців тому +14

      Beautiful utilization of those emojis

    • @alexquinones8747
      @alexquinones8747 8 місяців тому +3

      @user-mr7bm3ud5f still in Ireland, plus Irish is a nationality

    • @Im_Zion
      @Im_Zion 8 місяців тому +7

      @user-mr7bm3ud5f first off I’m a woman. Second off majority of Africans are black so yes there are black people in Ireland. I was born and raised in Ireland.

    • @Im_Zion
      @Im_Zion 8 місяців тому

      @@alexquinones8747 thank you

  • @poppinpineapples3481
    @poppinpineapples3481 9 місяців тому +39

    “The foreign whites are out of control” had me fuckin crying 😭

  • @mariadaly8654
    @mariadaly8654 6 місяців тому +13

    As a foreign white…. We out here wildin 😂😂😂

  • @AlabamaManChild
    @AlabamaManChild 6 місяців тому

    We are watching comedy genius in its early stages. Hopefully we cherish this man for decades like he deserves.

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 11 місяців тому +8

    that eye opener had me dyyyyying

  • @UngerTime
    @UngerTime 8 днів тому

    Connor McGregors "blah blah blah" LMFAO

  • @jansonmayo94
    @jansonmayo94 11 місяців тому +10

    It sounded like Conner laughing in the crowd at the end

  • @LoveEarthHereAndNow
    @LoveEarthHereAndNow 8 місяців тому +1

    I love this man.
    so brave, and candid...
    AND funny!
    what a #RealCatch!

  • @thegrimreefer7016
    @thegrimreefer7016 11 місяців тому +12

    This sounds like you went through a Time Machine, goths and bucket hats

  • @Curiosityxxi
    @Curiosityxxi 3 дні тому

    The look gets me every time! 🤣

  • @gazpearce3700
    @gazpearce3700 11 місяців тому +53

    No black people in Oz WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 11 місяців тому

      I lived there for a year on a working holiday visa and saw none, it was the best year of my life not being around those unevolved primitive feral underclasses. Saw some aborigies, made me sick to my stomach! No kidding they hate them

    • @daynecee683
      @daynecee683 11 місяців тому

      @@4-Methylaminorexwhat the fuck are you on? We don’t hate them at all.

    • @gazpearce3700
      @gazpearce3700 11 місяців тому +9

      @@4-Methylaminorex what did you see mate ??, even if your joking pretty shitty thing to say about our first nation people, but I could tell you were from a different cuntry

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 11 місяців тому

      @@gazpearce3700 It's ok I dislike our Canadian versions of them too. I spent a lot of time in the gold coast and Sydney before going 14 hours inland to Wingadee,Coonamble. Look even the name has coon in it 🤣 I gotta go back to visit my friend who stayed and got married there.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gazpearce3700 love the pun 🤣

  • @Alex-xo2ck
    @Alex-xo2ck 9 місяців тому +1

    That Mcgregor line had me bustin up. His impression sounds like the flashgitz version of Connor

  • @ripsnorter185
    @ripsnorter185 7 місяців тому +3

    Mate wtf bucket hats are like the only thing Aussies wear 😂

  • @justinsampler5506
    @justinsampler5506 11 місяців тому +2

    His jokes just all get us in the first half loll

  • @Lasershark666
    @Lasershark666 11 місяців тому +6

    Honestly the loop is pretty good

  • @sharablecortex2725
    @sharablecortex2725 6 місяців тому

    When he does the Kangroo cracked me up 😂

  • @tstyleartistry
    @tstyleartistry 11 місяців тому +47

    This guy is hilarious. I enjoyed his set.

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname 11 місяців тому +3

      He is weird in that he’s a red state comic, plus he’s been an athlete, and he can make fun of everyone. And he’s good at it. Funniest big time comedian going right now.

    • @KiloMafia9
      @KiloMafia9 10 місяців тому

      @@knowsmebynamethat’s not weird at all. What’s weird is that he’s overrated af. Sometimes he’s good, other times he’s lame

    • @tropicalsat52n86
      @tropicalsat52n86 9 місяців тому

      Hilarious? Americans only have one joke… look at my skin colour 🥱 insert fake laughter

    • @KiloMafia9
      @KiloMafia9 9 місяців тому

      @@tropicalsat52n86 only the mainstream ones have these watered down lame jokes

    • @tropicalsat52n86
      @tropicalsat52n86 9 місяців тому

      @@KiloMafia9 I’ve watched a lot of American comedians they only have one joke. Show me 1 comedian that doesn’t mention it.

  • @morgancasey
    @morgancasey 8 місяців тому +1

    That delivery of Shut up dude was beautiful

  • @Traw51
    @Traw51 11 місяців тому +294

    The amount of butt hurt people that can't take a joke is insane.

    • @wadeklein8962
      @wadeklein8962 11 місяців тому

      It’s be the same if it was about black people. People are just too f*ckin sensitive.

    • @DovahKanye
      @DovahKanye 11 місяців тому +48

      Suggesting we need black people, even as a joke? Not on my fuckin watch.

    • @Popcornkernal29
      @Popcornkernal29 11 місяців тому +2

      @@DovahKanye😂😂

    • @Tbiblaine23
      @Tbiblaine23 11 місяців тому

      It’s all whiny Europeans

    • @ValdrthePraxama
      @ValdrthePraxama 11 місяців тому +1

      @@DovahKanye ?

  • @violentminded2908
    @violentminded2908 5 місяців тому

    dude that conor impersonation was absolutely spot on. wow, amazing!

  • @VolvoCommand
    @VolvoCommand 11 місяців тому +49

    He’s the top dawg right now. No one funnier.

    • @ethanbender2306
      @ethanbender2306 11 місяців тому +2

      Tim dillon’s up there but yea I agree

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname 11 місяців тому

      Best big name comedian by a long shot

    • @chriscasida6462
      @chriscasida6462 11 місяців тому +1

      Dillon, Normand, Gillis, they're all great!

    • @dinok7630
      @dinok7630 11 місяців тому +1

      what was funny here

    • @Ccz345
      @Ccz345 11 місяців тому

      Louis CK for new kids

  • @gunnybillr4612
    @gunnybillr4612 9 місяців тому +2

    It’s crazy to think what a low crime rate is like compared to the US. Wonder what causes that.

    • @BoxBoy_99
      @BoxBoy_99 2 місяці тому

      This guy gets it.

  • @mrsealman538
    @mrsealman538 11 місяців тому +12

    There are DEFINITELY black people in England

    • @Eshayladdayones
      @Eshayladdayones 10 місяців тому +1

      Australia too 😂

    • @Weedwizard600
      @Weedwizard600 10 місяців тому +4

      4% compared to 14% Is a big difference

    • @Lgx-ie4if
      @Lgx-ie4if 9 місяців тому

      @@Weedwizard600its a lot more than 4% mate

    • @Weedwizard600
      @Weedwizard600 9 місяців тому

      @@Lgx-ie4if no it’s not 4% of England is black with 9% claiming Asian you guys have more Asians lol

    • @duuurs
      @duuurs 9 місяців тому +2

      There are no AMERICAN blacks, who are vastly different in style and culture. That's what he means

  • @MickJones-uf3uv
    @MickJones-uf3uv 2 місяці тому

    This guy is fuckin brilliant

  • @DanteGrey
    @DanteGrey 11 місяців тому +31

    I'm wearing a bucket hat while I'm watching this. I've been told it looks like a bonnet but that's okay because I'm baby

    • @HyphyJuice916
      @HyphyJuice916 11 місяців тому +5

      No one puts baby in the corner

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 11 місяців тому +1

      if it looks like a bonnet that probably means its the wrong size for your head

    • @mattstephens6432
      @mattstephens6432 11 місяців тому +2

      I’m 44, grew up immersed in hiphop culture, and have only known it as a kangol before today. I had to look up what a bucket hat was.

    • @Josef_R
      @Josef_R 10 місяців тому +1

      @@AusmaSarutobi2009AMV You're saying if you're gonna look stupid, go hard.

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 9 місяців тому

      ​​​​@@mattstephens6432You weren't that immersed, or you would have know it was called a "bucket" hat. Js
      You haven't seen other style Kangol branded hats?

  • @CrystalMirr0rs
    @CrystalMirr0rs 4 місяці тому

    His delivery is both adorable and hilarious 😂

  • @jacksondude9698
    @jacksondude9698 11 місяців тому +4

    Bucket hats are dope man

  • @6dogs729
    @6dogs729 8 місяців тому

    I love how he makes Connor into a cartoon with his speech impersonation 😂

  • @Hombre_Astuto
    @Hombre_Astuto 11 місяців тому +11

    This is the type of big fluffy oaky looking dude to have a bad ass girlfriend.

    • @ttrmotocross
      @ttrmotocross 10 місяців тому +6

      I don't think I've ever in my life described someone as "oaky" but it makes complete sense lol

  • @chrischavez6780
    @chrischavez6780 11 днів тому

    Our Blacks are the islanders that live in Australia 😂😂

  • @badimagerybyjohnromine
    @badimagerybyjohnromine 10 місяців тому +3

    Honestly a homogenous society of any race sounds refreshing af id love to travel the world some day and feel a culture is one of a kind again.

    • @Lgx-ie4if
      @Lgx-ie4if 9 місяців тому

      Yeah mate experience the shitholes of mongolia tajikistan etc, enjoy it.
      Theres a reason why the best countries on earth (Switzerland Norway etc) have diversity

    • @dream1430
      @dream1430 8 місяців тому

      That homogeneity gets boring after awhile man, I love the diversity in the US despite the problems
      I stand by the argument that it’s a good thing on the whole

    • @badimagerybyjohnromine
      @badimagerybyjohnromine 8 місяців тому +1

      @@dream1430 What you think is diversity is what made visiting America boring lmao. If youre white or mexican it probably seems like no big deal but USA lacks anything distinct.

    • @madkills10
      @madkills10 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dream1430 And where does that diversity come from? Immigrants from countries that have a homogenous society with a strong culture..
      If every country was a melting pot, than every country would be equally boring and the same. The Earth is multicultural, countries don't need to be.

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dream1430how's the weather in Tel Aviv, rabbi ?

  • @Mr-Wolf84
    @Mr-Wolf84 6 днів тому

    This dude's style is so close to Louis. I'm a fan both of em

  • @jeffrooturantula2081
    @jeffrooturantula2081 6 місяців тому +3

    Shane’s race treachery is disgusting

    • @loneskankster2242
      @loneskankster2242 4 місяці тому

      Cope how you need little guy. Your way of life is dying

    • @jeffrooturantula2081
      @jeffrooturantula2081 4 місяці тому

      @@loneskankster2242 each time a nice white boy loses his cool, the (((world))) trembles

  • @jordanw9204
    @jordanw9204 11 місяців тому +6

    Did you just say there's no black people in England 😂💀

    • @RatherCrunchyMuffin
      @RatherCrunchyMuffin 11 місяців тому +3

      Issa joke m8, innit

    • @duuurs
      @duuurs 9 місяців тому +2

      It's a joke - and when he says black ppl, he means AMERICAN black folks, who are wildly different to everyone else around the world

  • @nathantrombley4045
    @nathantrombley4045 3 місяці тому

    Been to San Antonio a few times, and I just moved to Texas 6 months ago, I don’t live in San Antonio but I do love to drive down there and just walk or drive around the city, even in the more run down parts I like going in

  • @theaveragegamer1996
    @theaveragegamer1996 11 місяців тому +8

    Come to England again mate and have a closer look

    • @crankypulse11
      @crankypulse11 11 місяців тому

      clearly he's never been to birmingham😂

    • @Sexton257
      @Sexton257 11 місяців тому +6

      @@crankypulse11why would anyone wanna go to Alabama

    • @duuurs
      @duuurs 9 місяців тому +1

      He's talking about American blacks with cool style, not the dorky weirdos you have across the pond.

    • @tropicalsat52n86
      @tropicalsat52n86 9 місяців тому

      @@duuursthat sounds kinda racist? You call all British black people dorky weirdos?

    • @gaygranola
      @gaygranola 7 місяців тому

      @@duuursthe same American blacks that African natives call ‘white’? 😂

  • @ZanicaKnight
    @ZanicaKnight Місяць тому

    It’s even funnier knowing that he’s actually met Conor Macgregor 😂

  • @blessedk221
    @blessedk221 11 місяців тому +7

    Australia has the aborigines I think 😅 the black people with the Afros from Crocodile Dundee 😂

    • @tuna5618
      @tuna5618 11 місяців тому

      ah yes, from crocodile dundee, one of our most famous documentaries about our country.

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 11 місяців тому

      @@tuna5618 The Aboriginal characters in Crocodile Dundee were played by actual Aboriginal Australian actors, so it's applicable.

    • @Eshayladdayones
      @Eshayladdayones 10 місяців тому +1

      Yea I'm Aboriginal Australian. There are lots of us here. Plus we are also one of the most multicultural country's on earth. Don't know what part of Australia he went to. Probably a small country town somewhere in the south east.

  • @bobjoe5851
    @bobjoe5851 11 місяців тому +2

    He seems so comfortable now good for him

  • @justtwobrotherspokemon
    @justtwobrotherspokemon 11 місяців тому +3

    Its hilarious to hear he was bullied or made fun of thats his entire career if you can give it you need to be able to take it 😂

  • @Gazztwalsh
    @Gazztwalsh 7 місяців тому

    Connors fucking class mate Irish are funny af 😂

  • @TheKlappers
    @TheKlappers 11 місяців тому +31

    I think you met a aboriginal medicine man? No Goths here!
    Vampires yes.
    Goths no!
    Might be a few EMO”s, those emotionally challenged ones!😂 yea there’s a few of them!

    • @gregynutbutter
      @gregynutbutter 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes theere is what are you talking about your. Just old 😂😂 theirs a gothic culture in every major city shit. Even in Perth here theirs dedicated clubs for goths

  • @westy4973
    @westy4973 11 місяців тому +3

    U are a foreign white champ haha

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal 11 місяців тому

      America has military bases protecting them in Aus mate, it’s the Australians that are just renting the land 😂😂😂

  • @modlich_303
    @modlich_303 8 місяців тому +1

    in my entire life, living in Poland, i seen total of exactly 3 black people. One was a classmate in 1-3 primary school. and other two were random people during the summer of 2018.

    • @ВікторКушнір-й8о
      @ВікторКушнір-й8о 7 місяців тому

      When I was at a party one time with dudes from my university (Eastern Europe born and raised), I had a funniest conversation with some guy.
      Turns out the only black person he had met was that one black guy from my hometown 😂😂😂

  • @zerogoodcontent7293
    @zerogoodcontent7293 11 місяців тому +8

    Lol as a Aussie I have to ask where the heck was he in Australia not see a single black person? we have so many people of different backgrounds and cultures I’m confused how he could miss one

    • @TarellHudson
      @TarellHudson 11 місяців тому +3

      Probably didn’t recognize them as such. Americans tend to think everyone in the world fits their Hollywood stereotypes.

    • @tn684
      @tn684 11 місяців тому +17

      1.7% of the Australian population is black, while the USA has around 13.6%. I believe this is what he was referring to.

    • @alexwinfield9540
      @alexwinfield9540 11 місяців тому +4

      I mean he said the UK has no black people either, has obviously never been to London

    • @brendanwisniewski9435
      @brendanwisniewski9435 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@TarellHudsoncomparatively to the United States, the diversity in Australia (and most of Europe) is non-existent. You have them, just not very many

    • @darrenb2020
      @darrenb2020 11 місяців тому +4

      The thing is, the joke wouldn’t have been as funny. That’s it. That’s as far as you have to look.

  • @HelenFire420
    @HelenFire420 13 днів тому

    Love that he called Australia an island.

  • @followerofthetrain6336
    @followerofthetrain6336 10 місяців тому +6

    He’s entirely wrong about the no black or brown people in Europe thing. Entire cities are overrun.

    • @corkythehippoman
      @corkythehippoman 10 місяців тому

      The average population is only 3.3% black people it’s basically homogenous

    • @espy9244
      @espy9244 10 місяців тому

      Counterpoint: Eastern europe

    • @followerofthetrain6336
      @followerofthetrain6336 10 місяців тому

      @@espy9244 more like Bestern Europe. Yeah the countries that haven’t been force fed refugees are much nicer.

    • @followerofthetrain6336
      @followerofthetrain6336 10 місяців тому

      @@corkythehippoman … of the entire continent? Ok your point? You realize that brown people tend to be congregated in bigger cities and not the small rural towns. Yes the population is larger overall but it makes entire cities unlivable. In the US for instance, blacks are like 12% of the population but they practically only exist in cities, the native population don’t want to be near them so they build suburbs and commute hours rather than just living in cities. There aren’t that many blacks but where they are concentrated makes a big difference.

    • @Lgx-ie4if
      @Lgx-ie4if 9 місяців тому

      “Overrun” what are ya yapping about, would you rather go live in shithole bulgaria than Switzerland?

  • @plaNEXIStence
    @plaNEXIStence 10 місяців тому

    GILLIS over here looking like US Bates from The Toy!

  • @hemanofeternia9954
    @hemanofeternia9954 11 місяців тому +46

    Aboriginals: exist
    Shane: No!

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 11 місяців тому +22

      And he’s still right. Aboriginals aren’t black. The term “black” applies to people with sub-saharan African ancestry alone.

    • @mr.popular1198
      @mr.popular1198 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ChadKakashisays who?

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 11 місяців тому +5

      @@ChadKakashi That really depends, in Europe "black" is very much applied to Asian populations with very dark skin. European explorers even coined the term "Negrito" to refer to some Polynesian groups, because they were just as black as African "Negros" but physically a bit smaller ("-ito" suffix).
      In America I can imagine the distinction being exclusively for black Africans, and in Australia notably there's a distinction between "Black" as in Africans, and "Aboriginal" for indigenous Australians.

    • @drink_your_milk
      @drink_your_milk 11 місяців тому

      Naaah ! To be precise

    • @ZESAUCEBOSS
      @ZESAUCEBOSS 11 місяців тому

      Well if you ask most Australians the aboriginals don’t exist so…….

  • @briwheiles
    @briwheiles 11 місяців тому +2

    I thought the same thing about Colorado back in the 90s lol.

  • @MBeist-vi7ho
    @MBeist-vi7ho 11 місяців тому +57

    "Black people are cooler than white people." -every corporate ad, show, establishment and this guy

    • @gibememoni
      @gibememoni 11 місяців тому +2

      because its the truth. why do you think so many white women are dating them?

    • @jacksmack6956
      @jacksmack6956 11 місяців тому +5

      Being “cool” is for immature kids.

    • @jefe3270
      @jefe3270 10 місяців тому +33

      ^ these guys are mad about not being cool

    • @FlickaDinkin
      @FlickaDinkin 10 місяців тому +8

      Lol, it's a joke! Laugh!

    • @ttrmotocross
      @ttrmotocross 10 місяців тому +6

      And me. I'm a nobody but black people are objectively cooler than us

  • @cody7068
    @cody7068 4 місяці тому

    I have a pretty horrible sense of humor, but Shane’s standup is some of the only ones that make me laugh.

  • @UniMatrix_1
    @UniMatrix_1 8 місяців тому

    Shane is the best. He knows how to toe the line 😂

  • @Mostaism
    @Mostaism 11 місяців тому +5

    Yeah bro. We have black people. And they're actually from here

    • @33moneyball
      @33moneyball 11 місяців тому +5

      No they aren’t. No such thing as a black Brit….you have black citizens. Much like there’s no such thing as a black Japanese dude.

    • @Mostaism
      @Mostaism 11 місяців тому

      @33moneyball well, you're a dumb fuck. I'm Australian. Same place he was talking about, you brain dead jizz gargler.
      We have these people here, they've been here for more than 50,000 years.
      And they're citizens.

    • @Justifier925
      @Justifier925 11 місяців тому +4

      @@33moneyballnot talking about just Britain
      Plenty of Colourful people down-under

    • @tuna5618
      @tuna5618 11 місяців тому

      He's probably talking about indigenous australians mate. @@33moneyball

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer 11 місяців тому +1

      @@33moneyball Bro what? Nationality has no relation to race. A black person born in England is a British person. Do you think that black people born in the US aren't American? That's absurd.

  • @ameliakuntz1350
    @ameliakuntz1350 8 місяців тому

    "I got bullied."
    Me: *Fitz & Misfits Podcast come to mind*

  • @johnmike121
    @johnmike121 11 місяців тому +28

    Yeah that low crime rate must really suck

    • @pirtdirksen7318
      @pirtdirksen7318 10 місяців тому +1

      LOL

    • @casey2124
      @casey2124 10 місяців тому

      Nah white people still shoot and stab each other, quite sad

    • @cmonkeyt8044
      @cmonkeyt8044 10 місяців тому +6

      Not being able to take jokes sucks harder I bet

    • @tripleaarcade
      @tripleaarcade 10 місяців тому +4

      @@cmonkeyt8044the irony of this comment

    • @badimagerybyjohnromine
      @badimagerybyjohnromine 10 місяців тому

      This has to be a troll lmao @@cmonkeyt8044

  • @Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 місяці тому +2

    Scotland isn’t warm enough to sell watches on the beach

  • @Lordgrayson
    @Lordgrayson 11 місяців тому +33

    Mans must not have left his hotel that much, there are lots of black people in Australia, England, New Zealand etc

    • @ruhenot6682
      @ruhenot6682 11 місяців тому +15

      You must be fun at parties

    • @Lordgrayson
      @Lordgrayson 11 місяців тому +11

      @@ruhenot6682 I mean... He's the guy implying that multiple countries, Including the one I was born in are racist or at least all white, which kinda just erases the history of black people in any country other than his own outside of Africa.
      Not to mention that when a joke is just built entirely on ignorance, it isn't funny when you aren't ignorant or an idiot.
      It would be like a flat earther making a joke at the expense of people who think the earth is a globe.
      if you aren't an idiot then you don't find it funny since it's just incorrect

    • @ruhenot6682
      @ruhenot6682 11 місяців тому +2

      @patrickmordang7731 not at all, not sure why you'd even begin to think that.

    • @kylelaforest9919
      @kylelaforest9919 11 місяців тому +1

      @patrickmordang7731I’m sure your hilarious, try that one on stage

    • @ruhenot6682
      @ruhenot6682 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Lordgrayson i get your point. But jokes dont have to be factual to be funny. Sometimes jokes are just jokes.

  • @shamanllama
    @shamanllama 8 місяців тому

    "And I know what you're thinking... 🤔🤔" 🤣

  • @erikschwartz1214
    @erikschwartz1214 11 місяців тому +20

    I swear all these white comedians act like they are paying their reparations for slavery whenever they tell race jokes, because they always find a way to include a line about how cool black people are lmao

    • @FashKhet
      @FashKhet 11 місяців тому

      Cuckhold and white guild mentality.

    • @berniemadoff7837
      @berniemadoff7837 11 місяців тому +8

      He's just virtue signaling to try landing a TV or film role, the end goal for rising comedians.

    • @deadtome44
      @deadtome44 11 місяців тому +1

      Black people are stereotypically cooler than white people. If you can’t take a little racial banter you shouldn’t watch stand up.

    • @robgilstrap
      @robgilstrap 11 місяців тому

      Fuck your reparations. Come get them.

    • @berniemadoff7837
      @berniemadoff7837 11 місяців тому

      @JohnJohnson67851
      That's rude to say to the Autistic.

  • @Thejoeordinary1
    @Thejoeordinary1 10 місяців тому

    Why have I not heard of this guy before this very second?! He is hilarious! I got to get out more lol

  • @macwallace69
    @macwallace69 11 місяців тому +23

    "whites that think they're the coolest people in the world, it's a disaster!"
    *America shuffles uncomfortably*

    • @robgilstrap
      @robgilstrap 11 місяців тому

      No we don't. We don't give a shit. Stop with your media info.

    • @Orbowitz
      @Orbowitz 11 місяців тому +5

      We are the coolest in the world lol

    • @Topdawg919
      @Topdawg919 11 місяців тому

      @@Orbowitzprobably the least cool people on earth.

    • @Orbowitz
      @Orbowitz 11 місяців тому

      @@Topdawg919 Half the stuff you own, languages you speak, governmental systems you follow, etc. Were created by a white person. Keep coping shit skin

    • @Topdawg919
      @Topdawg919 11 місяців тому

      @@Perks5 imagine thinking you own America 😂😂😂😂 the land you ppl stole ?

  • @notesgo1556
    @notesgo1556 Місяць тому

    So now my favorite comedians are Dave Chappelle and this guy. Why am I just finding out about him. He's fûcƙin hilarious😂

  • @tatsuhirosatou5513
    @tatsuhirosatou5513 11 місяців тому +4

    No they have blacks, if they didn't id live there

    • @johnmike121
      @johnmike121 11 місяців тому

      The blacks there don't commit crimes at record rates like in America, also Japan and Korea are like 0.001% black

  • @kongvinter33
    @kongvinter33 6 місяців тому

    victims are weak - Viking proverb

  • @russellwillmoth9734
    @russellwillmoth9734 11 місяців тому +3

    Why is he racist against Iceland?

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer 11 місяців тому

      What? Iceland was never mentioned in this joke.

  • @kaleemgpsk1402
    @kaleemgpsk1402 9 місяців тому

    that was the best connor expression i ever saw xD

  • @rulerofwtfproduction
    @rulerofwtfproduction 11 місяців тому +4

    Deffs too many blacks here 😂

  • @dont.ripfuller6587
    @dont.ripfuller6587 8 місяців тому +1

    You spend one ☝🏾 night partying with Nate Diaz and you come back with the McGregor trash talking 😂

  • @iconic762
    @iconic762 11 місяців тому +12

    a whole island of whites sounds amazing

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 11 місяців тому +2

      Sounds peaceful, and you could leave things in your car without worrying about coming back to a busted window and your stuff missing.

    • @undergroundhiphopfan6335
      @undergroundhiphopfan6335 11 місяців тому

      You do know it's just blacks that to do that right? I live by an almost entirely white town in the UK that's full of poverty, drugs, crime and gang culture. It's a socioeconomic thing.

    • @paulmayerpiano
      @paulmayerpiano 11 місяців тому +10

      @@normalhuman9260I take it you’ve never been to the northern cities of the UK then. Sorry to burst your bubble, mate.

    • @jaydenyoung4851
      @jaydenyoung4851 11 місяців тому

      @@normalhuman9260white people lead the stats in robberies

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname 11 місяців тому

      I remember reading in a Bono book how Ireland buildings are all painted gray. He noticed in the US how much more colorful places were. He chalked it up to our diversity

  • @Antwuantheone
    @Antwuantheone 10 місяців тому

    As a black man we love the australians just from multiple miles away😅

  • @andystevenson5067
    @andystevenson5067 9 місяців тому

    This dude is literally soooooo funny

  • @Rytoast99
    @Rytoast99 10 місяців тому

    “Bro came out of the shadows…. Like they do” here im thinking he came out of the 1 shadow on the whole continent 😂😂 and like there is about 1000 goths chilling in that 1 shadow

  • @kurthines-williams
    @kurthines-williams 3 місяці тому

    Love his comedy.

  • @jcfilms5349
    @jcfilms5349 8 місяців тому

    Him: They still got Goths
    Me: *Thinks of Rhea Ripley*

  • @TNTGoBoomBoom
    @TNTGoBoomBoom 11 місяців тому

    Honestly id be more than happy to own any one of these as my first 4x12 and 100w head is coming this week!

  • @Brentonius_III
    @Brentonius_III Місяць тому

    as an Australian we may not have many black people but literally everyone else on earth lives here 😅