According to Urban Dictionary a "Truck Stop Guzzler" is a "A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge." Well you learn something new everyday. Thank you Aleks I will now use this in my daily vocabulary.
Like a cop is gonna go out of his way to search for that guy from his license plate and arrest him just for an illegal left turn... (The guy would get a ticket at the most, you can't get arrested just for an illegal left turn).
I have a theory cx A Truck Stop Guzzler is a "woman" going into the men's bathroom doing something prior to her coming back out before anyone could see. And the next person that enters the bathroom after her got a surprise they hadn't payed for. Usually makes one lose their appetite.
Ariel Triton True, but if you get lost and circle around some neighborhoods they might get suspicious of you, and it's the most "gang-populated" city in Cali. All jokes aside, it's pretty dangerous and they might get shanked with a banana or God knows what.
ProTip: Next time, if your shoe gets wet, put a good amount of crumpled paper inside it for the night! The paper absorbs the water, and the fabric dries faster.
Dan: our adventure begins - Aleks: Hasn't it already begun? ... James: the second I seen a DICK *looks pointedly over at Aleks* I think Aleks: *giggles and looks away*
This is the second time I've seen a "truck stop guzzler" near san francisco. The last one was at a panda express and hand some leftover *ahem* "juice" on her face.
Even though it makes me look like a loser that crys because im jealous of this kind of life and say im going to live like this by in realality im being a scrub i will always watch your guys videos like these
duhSwift It does make sense. If you have a degree in decoding languages such as the ancient "grammardeprivedyoutubeuser-ish". Or you can always use google translate, under stupidperson-ain.
Yooo I've watched this so many times and just noticed that Aleks' fear is like really weird, meanwhile they say James' fear of roller coasters is on the trip like.. Huh that's normal but Aleks why is that your fear xD
This is one of their best series' like even the places that are suppost to be nice like the Golden Gate Bridge (They see a dick) and IHOP (A truck stop guzzler) hahahaha
I will like you're comment because it's true and I see that fucker everywhere. If I had a teleportation device to go up in my ass he would be there......
no matter how many times I rewatch this series, Jordan’s “they paid a lot of money to be in the Man of Steel” always cracks me tf up
Jesus Christ Dan WTF?!? You look gorgeous! 1:28 lmao He almost was as beautiful as the truck stop guzzlers
I legit cried when I read this XD
I legit think he does. He looks like wolverine, like he finally let his innerbeast out. SEXY
Privates Gamez Sarcasm
He looks high as fuck. But still fabulous!
Privates Gamez Um sir, your insecurity is showing.
Heh. Looks like James and Aleks finally got their own room. Too bad they weren't ready to party hard that early in the morning.
#NovaHD
Drakengard fan I see?
Imagine Dan and Jordan walking in to their room, finding them both sleeping in the same bed.
NaitsHDFTW
Jordan would secretly stare at them, just like in Jeamus
NaitsHDFTW Aleks did that on one of the previous trips.
LOL omg freaking Aleks is a genius, " I'm saying you didn't pay for it" bwahaa
According to Urban Dictionary a "Truck Stop Guzzler" is a "A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge." Well you learn something new everyday. Thank you Aleks I will now use this in my daily vocabulary.
Reminding you to make sure you use it in your daily vocabulary
Fantastic.
Just a reminder to use it in your daily vocabulary
Watching it 2 years later is still very enjoyable, the music choice especially, its honestly amazing
James looked so scared.
Well he did saw a dick so.....
Sponsored by Alienware? Thats awesome guys good job getting that
when aleks smiles, my heart lights up tbh
Good job Creatures, you guys probably got that person hunted down and arrested at 4:04.
Lol no wtf. He cant even be identitified
Toshi license plate...
they didn't film them actually doing the turn
Like a cop is gonna go out of his way to search for that guy from his license plate and arrest him just for an illegal left turn... (The guy would get a ticket at the most, you can't get arrested just for an illegal left turn).
Kawaii It was kind of a joke...
They look like a family. Kootra being the father, Dan being the mother, Aleks being the rebellious teen and James the overgrown baby.
ive watched this series over 100 times and ill keep watching it over and over i miss the creatures rip
James is definitely not gonna be the same man after this trip, and it's just the beginning!
all hail the mighty Segimaru
You know it
damn that aged good
god dammit alex, he always says the funniest stuff and then the reactions are even better!
*aleks
***** 413k5*
I know right
ΛŁΣΚS*
Yeah
Road to E3 2015 ended... time to binge watch 2014's.
"I-Hop is a knock off Denny's " trueee
Someone needs to define "Truck Stop Guzzler" on Urban Dictionary.
I think you mean it needs to be defined on sarcasm with Seamus
or sarcasm with seamus :')
That too
I have a theory cx A Truck Stop Guzzler is a "woman" going into the men's bathroom doing something prior to her coming back out before anyone could see. And the next person that enters the bathroom after her got a surprise they hadn't payed for. Usually makes one lose their appetite.
BLUUUMPKIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
Aleks’ Denny’s lore goes crazy
Man i remember the song at 6:00 that was in the creatures videos way back when they first moved to Colorado. ahhhhh good times lol
All of these road trip videos, I feel like a kid at Christmas time.
james and aleks are like the teen brothers being forced on a vacation by their parents dan and jordan
PLEASESEE dont accidently drive into Compton.
Straight outta Compton?
Michelle1788 Compton aint so bad if you're driving on the store road.
Straight outa Compton, another crazy ass nigga-N.W.A
plz do... itll be funny
Ariel Triton True, but if you get lost and circle around some neighborhoods they might get suspicious of you, and it's the most "gang-populated" city in Cali. All jokes aside, it's pretty dangerous and they might get shanked with a banana or God knows what.
Dan and Kootz are like the mom and dad of the group.
8:12 James was like ALEX WHAT THE FUCK
Aleks*
Miss these guys
2:42 Honesty at it's best. James for president 2014!
See now this is why people make NovaHD. Both James and Aleks did NOT want to get out of bed, in the slightest.
***** Koots and Dan were up. :3
Levi edwards They still got up :3
Levi edwards Um, this is there job. Kootr is their boss, basically. (and yes, I said Kootr on purpose)
***** They have similar personalities therefore people would think they should be together. I wasn't trying to suggest they had sex.
***** I can't believe you revived this post. Lol.
ProTip: Next time, if your shoe gets wet, put a good amount of crumpled paper inside it for the night! The paper absorbs the water, and the fabric dries faster.
WHY DO I LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH
Lightless Idk but I like them too. 😁
Damn, these videos are making me so impatient for more. They're AWESOME. #truckstopguzzler
1:28 lol Dan's face!
Tactical Nuke Incoming!
WAHHHHHOOO!!
Pretator missile inbound.
Tactical ass inbound
FlattenedRabbit Fuck that shit…run!
Enemy kem strike inbound
tactical tits
8:15 changing the subject like a pro
Dan: our adventure begins -
Aleks: Hasn't it already begun? ...
James: the second I seen a DICK *looks pointedly over at Aleks* I think
Aleks: *giggles and looks away*
Oh wow you watched the video to.
+CodeDarkBlue we all know what he meant... he saw that guy's dick at the beach and another one at the hotel...
congrats on the sponsorship!!
i'm surprised nova's and aleks' beds weren't put together in that hotel room. i think that wake up scene was totally staged.
I would have laughed my ass off if they were in the same bed.
I wonder if all the other tenants in the hotel were woken up by Jordan and Dan's wake up call
This series is so great, it makes me belly button smell like pasta
Noice
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
The word Truck Stop Guzzler was added to Urban dictionary right after this was uploaded. Damn dood
The aleks Denny’s meme began here
I love how its a family road trip, with danz and koots having to take care of aleks and nova
aww baby aleks
When I was in 4th grade, I realize they went to hiphop that I always go to.. it would be a dream come true to meet these four..
Sure miss my child hood watching this
me too. meeeee tooo.
This gives me so many memories 😭
This is the second time I've seen a "truck stop guzzler" near san francisco. The last one was at a panda express and hand some leftover *ahem* "juice" on her face.
I didn't get what it meant till I read your comment xD
+Octy Onyx that's sad... It really is
Dylan Onsowich k
"We got a whole bunch of things to do today" "Fuck you Jordan" lool
I love how little aleks cared in this episode, I aspire to be like him
I love your pic
Been A Creature Fan A Long Time And Man That Song Is A Throwback From When Kootra Moved Into His New Apartment! Good Times!
I feel like jordan looks alot younger with short hair, lol.
KEEP POSTING THESE VIDEOS!! I'm loving withing these. They're funny as hell.
Alienware is like apple, you pay for the logo... there still very pretty computers though
Isn't that for most businesses?
***** yes but you could buy a pc with the same spec's for 1/3 of the price of an alienware pc
You are paying for some pretty colours in the keyboard, apart from that it's a box with a screen and an alien head on it :/
***** but... iMovie.
sawztaK
Fuck iMovie Windows is so much better
2:42 Well good morning to you too James!
I wish i got woke up like that
You wanna wake up from some dudes raving in your room screaming, "'MERICA!"?..........
ME TOO! :D (high five)
*MERICA FUCK YEA*
Okay I feel like this little "series" is going to be your guys funniest vlogs ever. This one really made me laugh XD
I'm pretty sure Aleks is a former truckstop guzzler
Aleks' smile is definitely contagious.
Whose here reminiscing in 2020? Just me?
It's like parents in the front and kids in the back... hilarious.
Too bad Seamus and Sp00n aren't there...
What about sly ir ze
xX CREEPY GOBLIN Xx
What about spelling.
Sp00n left the Creatures a long time ago....
Rainbowtato he's still a creature lmao
He was kicked because he "fought" alot with danz
I hope they do another road trip this year!
KOOTRA your hair looks great! xD
Love watching The Creatures Road To E3, it's like a short Creature movie :)
Truck stop guzzler. XD
Confirmed: The Creatures have under-the-table connections with aliens.
My mom used to be a truck stop guzzler.
Memories man
This is the best way to wake someone up XD
(2:21) "America, Road to E3!" ~Dan2k14
Even though it makes me look like a loser that crys because im jealous of this kind of life and say im going to live like this by in realality im being a scrub i will always watch your guys videos like these
Your comment made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
OMG guys it's trying to communicate what should we do?
duhSwift It does make sense. If you have a degree in decoding languages such as the ancient "grammardeprivedyoutubeuser-ish".
Or you can always use google translate, under stupidperson-ain.
Ramxy S. I believe you mean "lowIQ-enese"
DaRockeet Sorry I haven't finished all my classes in "Learning to Speak to Stupid People on the Internet."
In all seriousness you guys NEED to get James on a roller coaster (or any scary ride) and film it.
he did a video on his channel where he was using a simulator for a roller coaster
Yooo I've watched this so many times and just noticed that Aleks' fear is like really weird, meanwhile they say James' fear of roller coasters is on the trip like.. Huh that's normal but Aleks why is that your fear xD
Watching this for the 373th time
Dylan Onsowich im blind so whats hes fear?
louis jorgio If your referring to Aleks, its getting stuff (Like marshmellow fluff, or honey, things like that) on his face. :P
***** lol.... when u say it like that c:
***** Well, I mean that makes sense. Quick Sand would be a major fear, meanwhile getting stuck to something can be scary given the situation at hand.
OMG James face when he realizes at 8:12
James is used to call of duty sounds
Im happy that you guys finally got a sponsorship worth something. May Alienware treat you good.
***** define Truck Stop Guzzler!!
Seeing how Jordan and Dan woke up James and Aleks reminded me of how my uncle woke me up fro long card rides across the country. xD
IHOP is so much better than Denny's, I still love you 4L3KS
8:13
Can you hear the gears turning in his head?
Don't forget to eat with a spoon.
Thanks, A Wooden Spoon. I take it you're friends with Sp00n?
Aleks know a women that can cut cake with a spoon.
No one eats with a wooden spoon like that stoopid
2:42
Perfect!
I didn't understand when Aleks said to Nova that "im just saying maybe you didnt pay for it"?
She went in there looking for something to "suck"
He was implying the woman from the restroom was a hooker.
you're obviously new to le inteurnetz
TheAlpacaAlliance You're obviously new to real life, fool. There was nothing internet related to what aleks said.
When you're old enough, you'll know.
Either that or when you find a different 'tube' to watch videos in.
6:05 that is the same song from "Moving Koots" in Danz Newz
Dan. I really need to say this, YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING editing videos! Just wanted you to know that... :v
Sweet sponsor guys, glad to see it!
This is one of their best series' like even the places that are suppost to be nice like the Golden Gate Bridge (They see a dick) and IHOP (A truck stop guzzler) hahahaha
National Lampoon's E3 Journey
"I'm pretty happy" (insert Novas happy face)
Yeah whooo !!
Y'all videos have been the best part of e3 so far. truckstop guzzler....lmao I don't think I've heard that one before
Posted 52 seconds ago? SUPER EARLY!! AGAIN!! XD
KISS ME
Poop .Stink Hmm... Your name makes me think otherwise.... Sure! *(° 3°)*
Brother?
Beck Mario After all these years, is it really you?
Unichromasaurus Rex Yes. I have returned.
"We've got a lot of things to do today!" "Fuck you Jordan!" I had to watch that part 3 times lmaooo
Truck Stop Guzzler - A person of a certain gender using the opposite sex restroom.
Maybe she was giving a *blumpkin*.
I just started rewatching this and noticed how clean Jordan looked. His addiction has taken a toll on him very noticeably.
They finally got sponsored by somebody, now they don't have pretend they got sponsored by random ass companies xD
I dont know why but i laughed so hard when James said "Fuck you Jordan, God Damnit" I think it's how james talks when he's tired xD
Just wait, PressFartToContinue will be here any moment now, and would get a ridiculous amounts of likes..
I will like you're comment because it's true and I see that fucker everywhere. If I had a teleportation device to go up in my ass he would be there......
So whats the big deal about him?
What a great way to wake someone up
honey iin your haiir!?!?!?
Goddamn homestuck nerd
you have a problem
yeah i got a problem, this isnt the place for your candy corn and pansexual alien roleplay
Oh be quiet, homestuck is a work of art and it's beautiful.
Sollux Captor again, welcome to the internet
2:43 Somehow the best part of the video (in my opinion)