Didn’t have the opportunity to say it before, but god bless AF for bleeping out that intolerable, unnerving, and godawful way they call each other “baby”. Some couples make it sound natural, but when it comes to ALR, it sounds so… infantile? Especially when mixed with footages of Amber being childish, throwing fake tantrums, and Gorlfriend talking to her with a baby voice.
I never thought that kinda stuff would hit me? But the fake displays of "OMGIMSOOOOOINLOVE...you guise culd neva know our perfection!" .... man, she really requires a 'caregiver' or nurse. That she can grope. so basically, she's what capitalism pretends isn't happening.
It reminds me so much of the dinner party episode in the office where Michael and Jan passive-aggressively call each other babe but can’t keep up the happy facade they tried to put up
Her talking about wearing wipeys sweater is the biggest red flag indicator that she is completely delusional and nothing she says should be taken seriously, omfg like theres literally no way
“Some ppl live a sad bitter life. If you have anyone like that in your life, or makes u feel that way, it’s time to move on” - Krystal, Destiny & Becky.. soon to be Jade.
Her misusing the term “phantom pain” (the pain you feel in a part that’s missing, like an amputated leg) makes me more convinced than ever that most of her diagnoses are just terms she heard somewhere that she thought sounded cool.
amberlynn doesn't have health insurance or a GP, her medical history is her own narrative put together from buzzwords heard from gratuitous trips to the ER
it's a term originally used for amputated limbs def but phantom pains can happen to existing limbs too since a 'phantom' is something not real. Just like amber's weight loss
I’ve watched her for years and don’t think I’ve been this irritated tbh.. Eric and Ricky didn’t know what we’re going on “behind closed doors”? SHE lived in their house their entire relationship besides a year lol if that. They were Becky’s best friends NOT Amber’s. Amber has never talked about or shown ONE single friend that was her own. They’re all ex’s (who all eventually cut her off) or friends of girlfriends or ex’s. The fact she has NOT ONE single long term friend and even her own family never visiting says a LOT. Her own grandma booted her when she was 18 and she weaseled her way into a 15-16 year olds home with their mom then preyed online for another and moved in with their parents who ALSO PAID to get rid of her bc she found another girl online across the country lol it’s so wild to me how she can’t see it’s HER. She is the problem.
Durning the whole Krystal era I think amber was on some kind of disability checks and Krystal’s parents was in charge of it every month I don’t think Amber took care of Krystal it was a cover for her disability checks it looked like Krystal can take care of her self clearly
It truly is sad that Amber has never been alone to discover herself. Solitude is necessary for growth. This is why she copies personalities and we never see the true Amber. She doesn’t even know who she is.
It’s probably just me but whenever she talks about her s3x life, it sounds so forced. It’s like she’s trying to take a jab at us but nobody gives a shit.
@@off.arretezvousx she wants to come off as cool and adult desperately. We all know nobody wants to get near her smelly ass she’s definitely getting zero action
Getting away from her Ex must be the best thing that has ever happened to Becky. I just hope she manages to recover from that abusive and sick “relationship” she was in.
Her incessantly trying to convince us that she's a sexual person is the same reason why we don't believe her. It's the showering situation type deal all over again. 😒
Eric and Ricky stuck around for the money, gifts, and free meals, Amber buys friends and GFs, bur eventually all of the money can't keep them around lol.
Her gifts to Jade haven't been that great so far - shorts, a couple sweatshirts, a cheap bracelet, flipflops, a clock, a string of lights ... AL's have been 3x more $. (And that wearing her girlfriends sweater was a made-up story)
There is no way she could possibly even fit into the sweater, since "Faline" is not a 6XL--unless, of course, she just tied it around her neck like a bib.
The only time Ive seen Amber give someone a sentimental gift was that blanket she got for beckster. Of course its ruined now since they broke up and can’t stand one another, hopefully she can sow over Amber’s face
Jade’s gifts have been more expensive, especially now in this final leg, but people are downplaying some of the gifts ALR’s gotten her. For example the Teddy Fresh gear ain’t cheap. Hoodies are minimum $105 bucks; those shorts were probably $80. Also I felt like Jade was genuinely thrilled with that Sneaker book (Amber ruined the moment by being a b*tch imo about where it could be displayed but that beside the point). Jade has definitely forked over big bucks multiple times for the stuff she’s bought Amber though. Facts.
i cant believe how thrilled she is at receiving a blanket lmao!! from her initial reaction i thought it was like some life altering gift. makes u wonder how completely empty her days are
I could and would get this excited over receiving a handmade crocheted/knit blanket, those take an unholy amount of work and time to create - the blanket she got looks like the saddest, cheapest piece of crap I've ever seen peddled for apparently 100 bucks. Is it some tiktok thing?
I wish Wipey had given Amber a blanket with pictures of Becky all over it, you know how Amber gave Becky that blanket with pics of Dana and Destiny, lol.
I heard amber say "you wear your girlfriends sweater" and I nearly hyperventilated from laughing. She knows she's like over 250 pounds heavier than jade right? It would be like me at 200 putting on my 6 year olds hoodie.
I remember watching a documentary of morbidly obese people in relationships.A spouse/caretaker was losing attraction to their mate becasuse cleaning them up after a bowel movement or everytime the obese person wet the bed was a turn-off towards sexual intamacy.i can see this happening to becky....just being turned off by Big Al's smelly crotch and fupa and having to clean her and sponge bath her. I was a nursing assistant for 5 years and being a stronger male at the nursing unit in a staff of older and smaller women, the charge nurse would always give me the more physically demanding patients....from unruly patients to morbidly obeses patients. I remember having to take care of 2 600 pound women in my workload if 8 patients. Having to roll these women over, clean their urine-soaked sheets, wash their privates, give them bed baths, etc.. was very demanding, and this was my profession! Imagine little Becky having to do that to Big Al during her "bed-bound" years. It must have been a big turn-off for Becky! No wonder they both werent as sexually active! Can you imagine Big Al having a bowel movement, having to clean her, then having oral sex with her afterwards? YUCK!!!!!!!Becky must have been traumatized and disgusted!
If Jade was 'sooo supportive' and the most amazing girlfriend Amber's ever had, she would have told Amber to skip on presents this year, and saved up and helped Amber save up for weightloss surgery. A supportive partner would do that instead of letting her buy her that hoola hoop thing, shorts, a huge gingerbread cardboard house, etc. That was all money that could have been put away and accumulated over time that could have gone on WLS. Jade didn't need to buy her all that useless crap like a mini fridge, a hand massager and a blanket.
Jade/Feline doesnt care about WLS for Amber. She’s in this relationship for money and living for free in her house you can’t convince me otherwise. Dusty, Ricky and Eric stuck around for the money, Becky also bc she couldn’t just move out. Amber doesnt care about WLS. Her being this weight keeps getting her views and money and something to complain about. If she would really want to change it would be having cancer and not even then.
Twinkie absolutely hates both of them. I've never seen a dog who looks so unhappy when it's spoken to. I have a chiuahuaha and when I speak to her she wags her wee tail and tries to give kisses. Any dog I know reacts when they're spoken to in happiness.
A friend of mine got a Chihuahua a couple of years ago and it absolutely hates her. It runs away to her sisters place (they’re neighbours) all the time. She has other dogs that absolutely adore her and she certainly doesn’t mistreat them. For some reason the Chihuahua just never took to liking her
@@jalapeno1119 Chihuahuas were bred to bite rats and snap their necks for fun. If they don't get that out of their system then they start hating everything. Some Chihuahuas are chill without having to hunt but that's rare.
This gift giving just shows how materialistic Amber is. All her gifts to wipey seem like office co-worker gifts or with very little thought to them, while wipey has allegedly spent big money on all of Amber’s. IMO Amber bought everything which is why her gifts to wipey pale in comparison to the gifts she recieved from her. Also, her advice about cutting people out of your life applies to how every single friend/ex she has no longer speaks to her. Should’ve given her some insight but our gorl never feels like she’s in the wrong. Amber is content at being the size she is. She’s admitted to spending $3000 a month on uber eats. Had she saved that money for WLS each month she would’ve had it by now but food is no.1 in her life and she will never choose anything or anyone else above it.
While Jade has a job, I doubt she bought all of those gifts. More than likely Amber saved the big ticket items for herself and got the cheaper gifts for Jade (because *she's* the spoiled baby princess, not Jade lol)
Yeah , kinda reminds me of the gifts she gave to Becky , she once gave her a book about lesbien love and a pride blanket, it’s like the only thing she knew about Becky is that she’s a lesbian ~~ That’s quite sad coming from a girlfriend.
It's crazy because some people work full-time and don't even make $3,000 each month. I imagine that she would have to spend a lot of money on food in order to have gotten to her size.
Having the money for WLS is irrelevant when she lacks control. If she binges after having it done she could rip her stomach lining and die so there’s absolutely no way she could get it even with the money why does everyone talk about it like € is the only thing stopping her from doing it.
@@discopumps I brought up the money she spends on Uber Eats because that is her problem, food is a priority in her life and it always will be. Even if she finds a wackjob doctor to do the surgery, it’ll never change her mindset because she’s content in being dependent on others and comfortable the way she is. Change is “too hard” for her and she tries to keep her audience hanging on to the hope she might finally turn her life around and people are over it.
I don't believe she had the audacity to suggest that someone was jealous of her. You're right 'gorl'. I wasted my life serving in the USMC, retiring after a successful career, wasted my time and money getting a Masters degree. But you know I wish I weighed as much two baby elephants, was sick on a regular bases and had a stranger from the internet living in my home. Merry Christmas.
It confirms the first impression of Density being a child with some sort of mental disability (honest to God the first video I seen of 🍒 was a restaurant compilation and I read the comments and saw everyone being so mean and I am like " why is everyone being so mean to this large lady and her differently abled son/brother? "
So again, the pretend girlfriend between Becky and Jade never existed. Because she was bragging about sex during that time period and whatever she said about her ex before her recent ex is so jumbled that she won't be able to straighten out her story. And reddit? Gorl has her meaty paws all over it. How come only her snark pages keep getting taken down? There are youtubers with larger audiences (in the millions) with pages that have been around for a while. Those pages would come down before anybody even noticed Amber's page.
@@moemunneymoe I helped with one of the smaller rebuilds, but we did a good job of staying out of her view. But I look at people like Trisha Paytas and Colleen Ballinger each having subreddits that are pretty old compared to any Amber ones and they haven't been taken down. And the things said on them makes us haydurs look like saints.
@@alisaishere I think the og Trishyland got taken down but a second one has been made. Hell there are snark subs for Meghan Markle and Amal Clooney. It's ridiculous that gorl is so self obsessed that she goes around sniffing out every single thing about her online. Imo having stuff taken down makes her look worse, like she's trying to hide evidence of her shitty behavior.
I’m sure eric and ricky knew more than they let amber in on because they had no problems being friends after the break up, so it couldn’t have been some friend code that stopped it.
i'm thinking they stopped hanging with her after the lil drama with amber and becky not too long ago when amber essentially blamed becky for not doing more with amber's cancer on instagram...she probably told them about it and they picked becky. cause finding out my lifelong best friend was hanging with someone who blamed me for something like that...that'd be horrible. they shouldn't have been hanging with her in the first place tbh.
@@kitty24079I’m not at all convinced they’re that decent people. More like they weren’t making enough money on UA-cam for it to be worth it to be a shirty side character in her embarrassing life
sorry i will never be over the fact that amber stole YEARS of becky’s life ! she should have been spending the time she used up being her live- in carer, with her dying mother instead. and now becky’s ex regularly disses her online, when becky said she didn’t want alr to speak about her anymore
Amber didn’t steal Becky’s life, Becky was a fool and gave that time away. Becky didn’t think highly enough of herself and she trusted a non-trustworthy person to take care of her and to equally help meet her needs. When Becky quit her job she signed herself up for indentured servitude to Amber. Becky willingly put herself n that unfortunate position and defended Amber’s perceived slights and bad behavior for years. Becky chose to stay with Amber rather than be with her dying Mom. Yes Amber was greatly part of the problem but Becky wasn’t innocent either. There was enough blame to go around between those women.
So....she just admitted that Faline is Jade by referring to Becky as her most recent ex and Destiny the ex before....nice. Can't decide if it was on purpose or she just forgot about the big lah...🤔
Ahh also maybe she doesn’t qualify for financing either, if she has bad credit including history of not paying/ slow paying hospital bills due to lack of insurance. Speculation based on this thread. I have no idea if she qualifies or not.
@@deannaluna3490 She lied. Amber never contacted a bariatric center. They wouldn't name a price without an evaluation and they would have taken months before she was even eligible for the approval she'd never get. I think the number is based off something she saw on My 600 Pound Life.
Her trying to blame every little annoying habit on a mental health condition is hilarious. "Can't you open that nicely?" "NO, I CAN'T! I have OCD, you monster!" Love how she has no clue how payment plans and credit cards or loans work. You wouldn't be dropping 20k in one go, girl... No one walks into a doctor's office with a suitcase full of cash.
That comment Becky's ex made at 7:18 is so telling to me. Saying that Eric & Ricky "have no idea what went on behind closed doors." Is she admitting that they dropped her as a friend because she abused Becky? Sounds like it to me. Becky must have told them how Amber mistreated her. Even though they lived under the same roof for years I'm not surprised that Amber was sneaky about some things. Remember that clip Eric took of Amber whispering to Becky about eating unhealthy cereal? I always thought it was odd that he would film them without their knowledge but maybe he was trying to get the abuse on camera as evidence? Of course Amber has to try and rewrite history and make herself out to be a victim/innocent. Edited the quote.
She wasn't scolding Becky for eating "unhealthy" cereal. She was mad because Becky had the audacity to have a bowl of HER cereal. Amber does not share food!
@@kelf114 technically it was both. Amber said they had a big talk the night before about changing their eating habits, they hugged and cried etc and that's why she was mad...but of course Amber lies so can't know for sure. I could definitely see Amber putting all of her bad eating habits on Becky though, make it someone's else fault and responsibility.
"I can afford to do VLOGmas because I saved for VLOGmas!" Oh, you mean just like you could save for WLS? She clearly saved money for what she considers more important. Love that for her!
of course she binges behind jades back but when she says she stops her from getting take out yet she still manages to order it two times a day?? makes sense
@@mabelmavelia4562 oh yeah you're right 😱😱 I'm sorry 😱😱😱 how could she try to save moneyyyyyyyy? that's IMPOSSIBLE she can't do that, she has to buy clothes from torrid every 8 days and can't let delivery companies go bankrupt 😢
Bruh I will never believe a tear that comes out of Amberlynn’s eye when it comes to be given anything because she said she forced herself to cry for Becky’s proposal. So how do we know when it’s genuine gorl oh it never is
Sooooo… Feline is either a drug dealer… OR.. she’s using Amber’s credit card because Amber is writing this ALL OFF as “business expenses”. She’s dropping THOUSANDS.
Wifey is definitely not paying for any rent or any food or gas. And amber 100% bought these gifts all for herself. She only ever admits she was buying everything when she leaves her partners. Remember the wedding rings lol
With Erik and Rickie I wouldn't be surprised if they had been slowly pulling away a little bit at a time until they finally cut her off. When it comes to dealing with narcissistic people it can be really difficult to get away from them because they throw tantrums or try things like love-bombing to get you to stick around much longer than you wanted to. You try to break off a friendship 'politely' but that wont ever happen with someone like that.
Also ALR talking about how it's different for budgeting out for Vlogmas so she can "have a good Christmas with her girlfriend" rather than WLS, so you'd rather have an extragavant Christmas with your girlfriend for one year than get a life-saving operation and have many, many more Christmases with her? Is that trade really worth it? Is it, Amber?
One more comment, the clothes and slides she buys her girlfriend are SO small lol “you like them snug” “she’s so tiny”. No this girl is at least 170-180 and she’s wearing a size medium busting at the seams like Amber in a 6xxxxxxl. Slides she bought 2 sizes too small her entire heel was hanging over the back.
All the money she "saved" for vlogmas could've went towards WLS. Hell the amount of money she's been spending for the entirety of December from the $100 dollar gifts being exchanged everyday, buying more torrid when she already has more than enough clothing, the grocery shopping that doesn't even last a week, the takeout expenses, ect could've gone towards at least a security spot for her (idk if this is how it's done for the preparation for the procedure, just saying that all this money she's spending could've been going towards something she's been "wanting" for years that could save her life). It's like yes she can use her money for whatever she wants, it's just annoying how she gets mad at her audience for wanting her to be better with her spending habits when it's all it's doing is just fueling her food/shopping addiction.
I think she wants it in the same way a child wants things, but doesn’t want to put in the effort to get them. Like if she could just snap her fingers and have the surgery she would, but she doesn’t want to take the time to save the money, stick to a diet plan and address her bingeing problem. She probably wouldn’t even reduce her food intake properly after anyway so it would be pointless.
The reason why she hasnt saved up for weight loss surgery is the same reason why she will never succeed on her own. She cannot give up short term happiness for a long term goal. Saving now, means you will have more in the future. Eating something healthy now, will help you in the future. Short term gratification all the way b*by!
3:40 Wait a minute. We are meant to believe that the current gf aka Faline is the 2nd gf after Becky. There was supposed to be the 1st Wifey-totally not the same as the current Wifey. So when Amber talks of her "ex before the recent ex", she's talking about Becky. Or is it that Amber can't keep up with her own lies. 🤔
Yep....this is exactly what I just said a few minutes prior. She just admitted that it was Jade all along... Makes you want to think if it was on purpose or she just forgot her own lah
amber's gifts to wipey: kitsch bullshit that she'll never use. wipeys gifts to amber: whatever amber has been bitching about wanting for the past 12 months
Honestly, the price thing with the gifts doesn't bother me, Amberlynn has garbage taste so I'm not surprised she'd buy wipe junk. What bugs me is how vocal she is about the cost of things, like the blanket was OVER 100 DOLLARS. mam you don't need to announce the price, it doesn't mean anything, you can give someone something inexpensive and it's still a gift of love. To our gorl, she thinks it's a flex and it proves things 🙄
Seriously. I made my step dad a blanket for Christmas. I went to the fabric store when there was a 60% sale and I got an extra 20% off so I got 5 yards of fabric for $35. The blanket is huge, warm, and cute. I have a $15 blanket from Walmart that keeps me warm even in the winter. Why would you buy a $100 blanket? Maybe wipey had to buy an extra big blanket for gorl.
Despite being a chronic liar Amber is also bad at it. She never learned that overexplaining things is a dead giveaway that she's inventing the story off the top of her head. The FBI reached out to her through an absolute nobody who wasn't in her life instead of calling her directly because they can easily get her phone number and mailing address? Over a comment that UA-cam would have deleted? I know she's not intelligent but sometimes her lies are so pathetic it feels like she's insulting me directly.
She fell for a spoof and would rather keep up saying it was true rather than admitting that she was pranked. She actually believes that a federal agency with untold financial assets couldn’t find a YT content maker? She really expects people to believe that the FBI no less took time away from chasing down terrorists and other serious criminals to make her feel better? That the agent made her such a priority that his Administrative Assistant called him immediately and he called her back within a few minutes to share that he “loved” her content. That story is so fantastical and the person who pranked her deserves a lot of credit. They capitalized on Amber being a juvenile living n a make-believe world and what is amazing is that she will die on that hill saying it is true because she just can’t admit that she was successfully made a fool. That she believed and then shared such a story is way more interesting than any attempt she planned on shading Becky during her “tea” fiasco.
Every time I hear her read that nonsense about jealous people. It cracks me up who is jealous of her sitting in the house like Boo Radley? I need to know.
I hate the cocky look on her face when she said she's sure Eric and Ricky miss her too. Like sure Jan...none of her freinds seem to want to be around her for too long
For WLS surgery not covered by insurance the surgeon will usually require you to pay off the cost before they do the surgery. I don’t know who told her the cost was 25k- I live right outside NYC and the cost of WLS out of pocket is about 10k. I seriously doubt that it’s going to be so much more to have it done in Kentucky. Insurance covers WLS for many people now, especially if they have any weight related illnesses. Amber claims she got health insurance before her “cancer scare”, but is still talking about paying cash for wls, which makes me think that she has been denied by her insurance for some reason, or doesn’t want to do the prerequisite tasks needed to be approved through insurance.
@@Boredchinchilla But, you would think that they would let you put down a down payment and pay in installments, not that you’d have to put down thousands of dollars at once.
i assume she doesn't feel like wasting 25 grand on a surgery because it wont instantly magically dissolve fat off her body. she knows that once she gets the surgery she will have to be careful of what she puts in her mouth and how much. plus, she would still have to go through a liposuction after that because of all the saggy skin. also quite possibly to the gym to shape her body up a bit. this all also costs money AND requires A LOT of effort and self discipline. and she has none of it. thats why i think she is at peace with herself and her freakshow body and she will never ever lose weight. she is basically living a life as an internet attraction that garners views and money to survive. what a sad and painful existence that has to be. a life, quite literally being wasted. thrown away.
She won't get WLS. No one with an eating disorder will. Going to the gym will do nothing for lose skin in the amount She will have. Lipo is for fat not skin
Losing weight would mean she's just another mean girl on the internet. Being large makes her interesting, brings in views, and makes her money. If she hasn't taken the plunge now I don't think she ever will..
@@ohemdoublegee exactly. even though, I think she actually enjoys being the mean girl. it gives her the feeling of power and being above everyone else. just look at how she treats her actual loyal fans that sent her gifts, for example. she doesn't even call them by their names, she just calls them "muh subscribers", as if they don't even deserve to be called by their real name. i know some people don't want to be named, but if that was the case, she would probably have mentioned it in the video. she is just a POS person who keeps consuming and not giving a flying fork about anyone or anything.
I feel like she‘s implying that Beccy didn‘t want her ex to be friends with Eric and Ricky by how she says „I‘m sure they miss me too“ and that‘s why they no longer spend time together
which is stupid bc if becky really felt that way i’m sure she would’ve expressed that immediately after the breakup. they probably stopped wanting to be friends with amber after seeing her instagram q&a’s continuously attacking becky. since becky responded to them on youtube i’m sure they heard about what amber was saying.
I mean how could you have any type of sexual chemistry with someone that’s been supposedly bleeding non stop, couldn’t fully bathe etc? Bffr Amber! 🙄
EXACTLY‼️ 💯 🤢🤮😵💫😷
Exactly
Thought- amber liked bleeding constantly because it gave her an excuse not to be secksual with Becky
And they admitted Becky tried to initiate, of you believe the proposal story then becky was certainly trying to make it work
☹😖😖😖😖
Didn’t have the opportunity to say it before, but god bless AF for bleeping out that intolerable, unnerving, and godawful way they call each other “baby”. Some couples make it sound natural, but when it comes to ALR, it sounds so… infantile? Especially when mixed with footages of Amber being childish, throwing fake tantrums, and Gorlfriend talking to her with a baby voice.
thank u behbeh 💀
Doing the Lord's work
@@oatamealayuck behhbeh
I never thought that kinda stuff would hit me? But the fake displays of "OMGIMSOOOOOINLOVE...you guise culd neva know our perfection!" .... man, she really requires a 'caregiver' or nurse. That she can grope. so basically, she's what capitalism pretends isn't happening.
It reminds me so much of the dinner party episode in the office where Michael and Jan passive-aggressively call each other babe but can’t keep up the happy facade they tried to put up
A big genuine thank you for censoring out the “baby”s 🙏 not even joking
It’s so disgusting
Facts!
Petition to give AF a raise for doing god’s work and suffering just so we the viewers don’t have to and listen to her say b*by as well.
No for real 🙌 Can't believe how often they actually say it either 🤢
Yes 100% agreed it's so gross
Her talking about wearing wipeys sweater is the biggest red flag indicator that she is completely delusional and nothing she says should be taken seriously, omfg like theres literally no way
Surely it could possibly be fashioned into a scarf? 😂
The only sweater I could see her fitting snuggly, is the fluffy oversized one she got her for Christmas.
@@ellenbrouwerartist those things aren’t stretchy ain’t no way amber can fit that either.
She would actually burst out of wipey's sweater like the hulk while transforming
She wants that "ooh i stole my boyfriend's hoodie" molment
Twinkie has those MK ultra, thousand yard stare, traumatized eyes. That poor little baby has seen and gone through so much. 😔
Those animals definitely need saving!
"Please, I just want to be with other Chihuahuas and bite rats together for fun. I miss the Mariachi music."
All the "step parents" that have come and gone are never forgotten by dogs 😞
“Some ppl live a sad bitter life. If you have anyone like that in your life, or makes u feel that way, it’s time to move on” - Krystal, Destiny & Becky.. soon to be Jade.
Oh my gosh, perfect comment! Lol
Jade wants that money tho
Literally everyone in Becky’s Ex’s life has left her because she is a very bitter person and stinky.
Casey, Mary, Sharla, Rafe, Hannah, Eric, Ricky, Sarah, Libby etc
even gracie became a free woman
Her misusing the term “phantom pain” (the pain you feel in a part that’s missing, like an amputated leg) makes me more convinced than ever that most of her diagnoses are just terms she heard somewhere that she thought sounded cool.
Her whole life is made up
amberlynn doesn't have health insurance or a GP, her medical history is her own narrative put together from buzzwords heard from gratuitous trips to the ER
mgs
i literally shook my head when she said, ‘phantom pain’ 🙄🙄🙄
it's a term originally used for amputated limbs def but phantom pains can happen to existing limbs too since a 'phantom' is something not real. Just like amber's weight loss
she's sick? no way .. can't be. she never gets sick.
Ofc not. She’s healthy!😂
she also doesn’t take naps! no need when you wake up at noon
Or falls...
She's not really this typa gooorl.
She's beeg but she's healthy, her doctor said so!
I’ve watched her for years and don’t think I’ve been this irritated tbh.. Eric and Ricky didn’t know what we’re going on “behind closed doors”? SHE lived in their house their entire relationship besides a year lol if that. They were Becky’s best friends NOT Amber’s. Amber has never talked about or shown ONE single friend that was her own. They’re all ex’s (who all eventually cut her off) or friends of girlfriends or ex’s. The fact she has NOT ONE single long term friend and even her own family never visiting says a LOT. Her own grandma booted her when she was 18 and she weaseled her way into a 15-16 year olds home with their mom then preyed online for another and moved in with their parents who ALSO PAID to get rid of her bc she found another girl online across the country lol it’s so wild to me how she can’t see it’s HER. She is the problem.
Durning the whole Krystal era I think amber was on some kind of disability checks and Krystal’s parents was in charge of it every month I don’t think Amber took care of Krystal it was a cover for her disability checks it looked like Krystal can take care of her self clearly
@@SassyFrasponduechu she said that Krystal's parents were paying for everything.
"Taylor sings: It's me, hi👋, I'm the problem, it's me, at tea time, everybody agrees."
It truly is sad that Amber has never been alone to discover herself. Solitude is necessary for growth. This is why she copies personalities and we never see the true Amber. She doesn’t even know who she is.
👏🏼👏🏼💯💯 she’s that annoyeeen!
Legitimately made me nauseous when Amber was talking about being a s*xual person 🤢
cuz she's not. maybe in some little ways when she makes it to privacy.
It’s probably just me but whenever she talks about her s3x life, it sounds so forced. It’s like she’s trying to take a jab at us but nobody gives a shit.
@@off.arretezvousx she wants to come off as cool and adult desperately. We all know nobody wants to get near her smelly ass she’s definitely getting zero action
No actual adult would feel the need to keep convincing everyone that they are suuuper sexual and get tons of action.
@@off.arretezvousx she doth protest, she's silly.
she cannot stop bringing becky up. she keeps saying she'll never talk about becky again YET SHE KEEPS DOING IT
"it's time to move on" 🙄
Getting away from her Ex must be the best thing that has ever happened to Becky. I just hope she manages to recover from that abusive and sick “relationship” she was in.
Her incessantly trying to convince us that she's a sexual person is the same reason why we don't believe her.
It's the showering situation type deal all over again. 😒
Eric and Ricky stuck around for the money, gifts, and free meals, Amber buys friends and GFs, bur eventually all of the money can't keep them around lol.
Eventually AmberSlim rubs everyone the wrong way!!!!!!
I couldn’t even be that mad at Eric and Ricky for sticking around for the money 🤷♀️
Her gifts to Jade haven't been that great so far - shorts, a couple sweatshirts, a cheap bracelet, flipflops, a clock, a string of lights ... AL's have been 3x more $. (And that wearing her girlfriends sweater was a made-up story)
Well, Big AL pays all the bills, so, you know, she already 'paid' for Christmas lol
There is no way she could possibly even fit into the sweater, since "Faline" is not a 6XL--unless, of course, she just tied it around her neck like a bib.
And ALR forgot Jade's birthday. So much for being more of a giver than a taker.
The only time Ive seen Amber give someone a sentimental gift was that blanket she got for beckster. Of course its ruined now since they broke up and can’t stand one another, hopefully she can sow over Amber’s face
Jade’s gifts have been more expensive, especially now in this final leg, but people are downplaying some of the gifts ALR’s gotten her. For example the Teddy Fresh gear ain’t cheap. Hoodies are minimum $105 bucks; those shorts were probably $80. Also I felt like Jade was genuinely thrilled with that Sneaker book (Amber ruined the moment by being a b*tch imo about where it could be displayed but that beside the point). Jade has definitely forked over big bucks multiple times for the stuff she’s bought Amber though. Facts.
i cant believe how thrilled she is at receiving a blanket lmao!! from her initial reaction i thought it was like some life altering gift. makes u wonder how completely empty her days are
I could and would get this excited over receiving a handmade crocheted/knit blanket, those take an unholy amount of work and time to create - the blanket she got looks like the saddest, cheapest piece of crap I've ever seen peddled for apparently 100 bucks. Is it some tiktok thing?
I wish Wipey had given Amber a blanket with pictures of Becky all over it, you know how Amber gave Becky that blanket with pics of Dana and Destiny, lol.
She acts like that when everyone gives her something she just going through the motions.. who knows if she truly liked those gifts
Blankets are 90% of her true wardrobe
@@KudukUngol BAHAHAHAH I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE GORL'S REACTION
I heard amber say "you wear your girlfriends sweater" and I nearly hyperventilated from laughing. She knows she's like over 250 pounds heavier than jade right? It would be like me at 200 putting on my 6 year olds hoodie.
I don't think Wipey even weighs 200lbs, but even if she does , that still means Becky's ex is 320lbs more.. 😳
I honestly understood it as she had it draped over her like a partial blanket lol
@@Tiffxitthat’s not wearing it
@@denisefox5973 Jade is a BIG gorl
@@spicy_kitty7983 she's thicker yes, but not big.
I remember watching a documentary of morbidly obese people in relationships.A spouse/caretaker was losing attraction to their mate becasuse cleaning them up after a bowel movement or everytime the obese person wet the bed was a turn-off towards sexual intamacy.i can see this happening to becky....just being turned off by Big Al's smelly crotch and fupa and having to clean her and sponge bath her. I was a nursing assistant for 5 years and being a stronger male at the nursing unit in a staff of older and smaller women, the charge nurse would always give me the more physically demanding patients....from unruly patients to morbidly obeses patients. I remember having to take care of 2 600 pound women in my workload if 8 patients. Having to roll these women over, clean their urine-soaked sheets, wash their privates, give them bed baths, etc.. was very demanding, and this was my profession! Imagine little Becky having to do that to Big Al during her "bed-bound" years. It must have been a big turn-off for Becky! No wonder they both werent as sexually active! Can you imagine Big Al having a bowel movement, having to clean her, then having oral sex with her afterwards? YUCK!!!!!!!Becky must have been traumatized and disgusted!
THIS‼️ 💯💩🤢🤮😷😵💫🤧
OMG, PLEASE STOP IT 🤢
I have a hard time believing ALR has had sexy time with anyone after Destiny. Destiny is like Nader. She likes it n a s t y.
I thought you meant the person was 2,600 lbs I'm like dude no fucking way possible!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bless employees like you
If Jade was 'sooo supportive' and the most amazing girlfriend Amber's ever had, she would have told Amber to skip on presents this year, and saved up and helped Amber save up for weightloss surgery. A supportive partner would do that instead of letting her buy her that hoola hoop thing, shorts, a huge gingerbread cardboard house, etc.
That was all money that could have been put away and accumulated over time that could have gone on WLS. Jade didn't need to buy her all that useless crap like a mini fridge, a hand massager and a blanket.
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do you think amber is purposely missing the point or any genuinely doesn’t get it?
@@charn3lly Making excuses for herself. She doesn't actually care enough to try hard enough for WLS. She's just going, 'lalala not listening.'
Jade/Feline doesnt care about WLS for Amber. She’s in this relationship for money and living for free in her house you can’t convince me otherwise. Dusty, Ricky and Eric stuck around for the money, Becky also bc she couldn’t just move out. Amber doesnt care about WLS. Her being this weight keeps getting her views and money and something to complain about. If she would really want to change it would be having cancer and not even then.
@@charn3lly She's not serious about wls. It's just a tactic she uses every year at this time to fool people into views.
Twinkie absolutely hates both of them. I've never seen a dog who looks so unhappy when it's spoken to. I have a chiuahuaha and when I speak to her she wags her wee tail and tries to give kisses. Any dog I know reacts when they're spoken to in happiness.
Right! The visual discomfort of that poor dog when held, talked to and filmed is so apparent...poor dog has some PTSD it has seen some things
A friend of mine got a Chihuahua a couple of years ago and it absolutely hates her. It runs away to her sisters place (they’re neighbours) all the time. She has other dogs that absolutely adore her and she certainly doesn’t mistreat them. For some reason the Chihuahua just never took to liking her
@@DivaAllyC Chihuahua's hearts are so small that there's only enough room for them to love one person.
@@jalapeno1119 Chihuahuas were bred to bite rats and snap their necks for fun. If they don't get that out of their system then they start hating everything. Some Chihuahuas are chill without having to hunt but that's rare.
Airwick and Rickie are still salty about Amber using their inflatable pool for her monthly bath (back in the Bed Bound Suzy era of 2019) 🤮
I remember Rickie just *dumping* that chlorine in that pool 😂🥴
Airwick omg 💀
@@puufyppoossaayy Yesss omg. And that time when like half the water had been drained out of the pool after our gorl took her bath 🤔😂
FUQING AIRWICK NAUUURRR
🤮🤢
First a mini fridge, now a comfy blanket. Just one more reason for Amberlynn to stay in bed all day, I guess.
Well, how else is she supposed to enjoy her Christmas presents.
This gift giving just shows how materialistic Amber is. All her gifts to wipey seem like office co-worker gifts or with very little thought to them, while wipey has allegedly spent big money on all of Amber’s. IMO Amber bought everything which is why her gifts to wipey pale in comparison to the gifts she recieved from her. Also, her advice about cutting people out of your life applies to how every single friend/ex she has no longer speaks to her. Should’ve given her some insight but our gorl never feels like she’s in the wrong.
Amber is content at being the size she is. She’s admitted to spending $3000 a month on uber eats. Had she saved that money for WLS each month she would’ve had it by now but food is no.1 in her life and she will never choose anything or anyone else above it.
While Jade has a job, I doubt she bought all of those gifts. More than likely Amber saved the big ticket items for herself and got the cheaper gifts for Jade (because *she's* the spoiled baby princess, not Jade lol)
Yeah , kinda reminds me of the gifts she gave to Becky , she once gave her a book about lesbien love and a pride blanket, it’s like the only thing she knew about Becky is that she’s a lesbian ~~ That’s quite sad coming from a girlfriend.
It's crazy because some people work full-time and don't even make $3,000 each month. I imagine that she would have to spend a lot of money on food in order to have gotten to her size.
Having the money for WLS is irrelevant when she lacks control. If she binges after having it done she could rip her stomach lining and die so there’s absolutely no way she could get it even with the money why does everyone talk about it like € is the only thing stopping her from doing it.
@@discopumps I brought up the money she spends on Uber Eats because that is her problem, food is a priority in her life and it always will be. Even if she finds a wackjob doctor to do the surgery, it’ll never change her mindset because she’s content in being dependent on others and comfortable the way she is. Change is “too hard” for her and she tries to keep her audience hanging on to the hope she might finally turn her life around and people are over it.
I don't believe she had the audacity to suggest that someone was jealous of her. You're right 'gorl'. I wasted my life serving in the USMC, retiring after a successful career, wasted my time and money getting a Masters degree. But you know I wish I weighed as much two baby elephants, was sick on a regular bases and had a stranger from the internet living in my home. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas ❤
BEST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!! Her delusion knows no bounds. On the other hand, thank you for your service. You're appreciated!
She’s the IT girl! Everyone wants to be her and everyone to be with her. We wish we were like her 😩
@@mel_moon18 😆
Seeing the animals having to interact with all of these partners reminds me of those moms that make their kids call their new boyfriends "daddy"
Something about that “HeEeEyYyY LaDyYy yOu foRgoT yoUr SpAgHeTTi” gets me every time
Lmaaoooo saamee 😂😂
It confirms the first impression of Density being a child with some sort of mental disability (honest to God the first video I seen of 🍒 was a restaurant compilation and I read the comments and saw everyone being so mean and I am like " why is everyone being so mean to this large lady and her differently abled son/brother? "
what is context to the clip??
@@lilbit_Density just kinda said it out of nowhere
for me it’s the “my foot was just like dangling”
I cant believe she's had Twonk for that long and still can't see that she's TERRIFIED of Wifey, truly incredible ignorance
Poor dog looked so scared 😭 I felt so bad for her.
Twinkie doesn't like men
@@spicy_kitty7983you already know wipey refers to herself as a king 😂😂😂
2:48
@@spicy_kitty7983 she’s not a man wtf is wrong with you
So again, the pretend girlfriend between Becky and Jade never existed. Because she was bragging about sex during that time period and whatever she said about her ex before her recent ex is so jumbled that she won't be able to straighten out her story.
And reddit? Gorl has her meaty paws all over it. How come only her snark pages keep getting taken down? There are youtubers with larger audiences (in the millions) with pages that have been around for a while. Those pages would come down before anybody even noticed Amber's page.
I was so annoyed when both sub reddits got taken down. I got invited to a new one but it lasted for a month.
@@moemunneymoe I helped with one of the smaller rebuilds, but we did a good job of staying out of her view. But I look at people like Trisha Paytas and Colleen Ballinger each having subreddits that are pretty old compared to any Amber ones and they haven't been taken down. And the things said on them makes us haydurs look like saints.
@@alisaishere I think the og Trishyland got taken down but a second one has been made. Hell there are snark subs for Meghan Markle and Amal Clooney. It's ridiculous that gorl is so self obsessed that she goes around sniffing out every single thing about her online. Imo having stuff taken down makes her look worse, like she's trying to hide evidence of her shitty behavior.
I’m sure eric and ricky knew more than they let amber in on because they had no problems being friends after the break up, so it couldn’t have been some friend code that stopped it.
Snakes in the grass
They never thought of her as a friend and probably got sick of her dragging them into her melodrama.
i'm thinking they stopped hanging with her after the lil drama with amber and becky not too long ago when amber essentially blamed becky for not doing more with amber's cancer on instagram...she probably told them about it and they picked becky. cause finding out my lifelong best friend was hanging with someone who blamed me for something like that...that'd be horrible. they shouldn't have been hanging with her in the first place tbh.
@@kitty24079I’m not at all convinced they’re that decent people. More like they weren’t making enough money on UA-cam for it to be worth it to be a shirty side character in her embarrassing life
@M SC yeah, I think E&R are pretty trashy.
Big Al....."I'm a very very very sexual person." I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 🤢 🤮
sorry i will never be over the fact that amber stole YEARS of becky’s life ! she should have been spending the time she used up being her live- in carer, with her dying mother instead. and now becky’s ex regularly disses her online, when becky said she didn’t want alr to speak about her anymore
Amber didn’t steal Becky’s life, Becky was a fool and gave that time away. Becky didn’t think highly enough of herself and she trusted a non-trustworthy person to take care of her and to equally help meet her needs. When Becky quit her job she signed herself up for indentured servitude to Amber. Becky willingly put herself n that unfortunate position and defended Amber’s perceived slights and bad behavior for years. Becky chose to stay with Amber rather than be with her dying Mom. Yes Amber was greatly part of the problem but Becky wasn’t innocent either. There was enough blame to go around between those women.
Go Beck💙👍🏻💙
So....she just admitted that Faline is Jade by referring to Becky as her most recent ex and Destiny the ex before....nice.
Can't decide if it was on purpose or she just forgot about the big lah...🤔
I caught that too! She can’t ever keep her lies straight lol
But if questioned she will come up with some vague excuse!
She lies so much she can't keep track
@@beebunnyhybrid must be a pathological liar. She mixes up reality with her lies and now can’t even seem to keep track of her lies.
Let’s all get real ALR is not that sexual at her size she can’t be sorry
I appreciate the beeping of the “baby” I can't imagine how long it took
But she wouldn't have to pay the $25k all in one go surely? WLS have finance plans.
Her credit is *SHOT*
With no insurance and ER visits every other day I guarantee her credit is terrible
Ahh also maybe she doesn’t qualify for financing either, if she has bad credit including history of not paying/ slow paying hospital bills due to lack of insurance. Speculation based on this thread. I have no idea if she qualifies or not.
@@deannaluna3490
She lied. Amber never contacted a bariatric center. They wouldn't name a price without an evaluation and they would have taken months before she was even eligible for the approval she'd never get. I think the number is based off something she saw on My 600 Pound Life.
Her trying to blame every little annoying habit on a mental health condition is hilarious. "Can't you open that nicely?" "NO, I CAN'T! I have OCD, you monster!"
Love how she has no clue how payment plans and credit cards or loans work. You wouldn't be dropping 20k in one go, girl... No one walks into a doctor's office with a suitcase full of cash.
Thank you so much for beeping out the baby and any other obnoxious thing they say. One of the many best things I’ve witnessed on this channel 🙏
$1,000 on lego is actually insane to me
i audibly gasped when i saw the price
@@amayag9861 This is a random question but did she include the price herself or was it an edit from apathetic fax?
same
That's like 3 sets.
That comment Becky's ex made at 7:18 is so telling to me. Saying that Eric & Ricky "have no idea what went on behind closed doors." Is she admitting that they dropped her as a friend because she abused Becky? Sounds like it to me. Becky must have told them how Amber mistreated her.
Even though they lived under the same roof for years I'm not surprised that Amber was sneaky about some things. Remember that clip Eric took of Amber whispering to Becky about eating unhealthy cereal? I always thought it was odd that he would film them without their knowledge but maybe he was trying to get the abuse on camera as evidence?
Of course Amber has to try and rewrite history and make herself out to be a victim/innocent.
Edited the quote.
She was an absolute cunt to Becky during the livestreams even more so after the breakup. Large Marge is no victim.
She wasn't scolding Becky for eating "unhealthy" cereal.
She was mad because Becky had the audacity to have a bowl of HER cereal. Amber does not share food!
@@kelf114 technically it was both. Amber said they had a big talk the night before about changing their eating habits, they hugged and cried etc and that's why she was mad...but of course Amber lies so can't know for sure. I could definitely see Amber putting all of her bad eating habits on Becky though, make it someone's else fault and responsibility.
And whatever happened to the one pair of earrings per day from last year's Xmas? Lmao but yep she's a cheapo compared to Jades gifts
No gorl. I am sure E and R do NOT miss you ✌🏽
Also, someone is rolling on the floor laughing everytime she mentions FBI Frank being real 😂
There is no f@#king way she was wearing Wifey's hoodie.
I 100% think by that she meant it was draped on top of her.
@@Tiffxit absolutely! I know that it was big on Wifey but not THAT big.
And yes, I said BIG. 😉😂🤣
"She stops me from ordering take out a lot." How is that even possible when they order take out multiple times a day?
Every time you censor the word bayyybeeees it makes me realize that it's like every other word for them!!
I’m loving the intro so much😂 and thankful for beeping out “baby”
"I can afford to do VLOGmas because I saved for VLOGmas!" Oh, you mean just like you could save for WLS? She clearly saved money for what she considers more important. Love that for her!
She said so herself, "I won't stop buying things that I want." Meaning she doesn't want WLS. Gifts and UberEATS mean more to her.
damn.. that dog does NOT like her
I can’t get over how dirty her hair is.
of course she binges behind jades back but when she says she stops her from getting take out yet she still manages to order it two times a day?? makes sense
She stops her from getting it 4+ times a day don’t you understand lol
So sexual she went 4 years without sex?? Hmm also no way she was ‘wearing’ that panda sweater
She forgot to mention she was bed bound and getting sponge baths from Becky. Hard to be intimate then.
probably used it as a neck pillow 🤣
this just shows her priorities, she saved for vlogmas but can't manage to do it for a lifesaving surgery
but the surgery is all at once!! vlogmas is over one month, that's obviously a massive difference 🤣
@@mabelmavelia4562 oh yeah you're right 😱😱 I'm sorry 😱😱😱 how could she try to save moneyyyyyyyy? that's IMPOSSIBLE she can't do that, she has to buy clothes from torrid every 8 days and can't let delivery companies go bankrupt 😢
Bruh I will never believe a tear that comes out of Amberlynn’s eye when it comes to be given anything because she said she forced herself to cry for Becky’s proposal. So how do we know when it’s genuine gorl oh it never is
Watching her tear into the advent calendar with those inflated gloves is actually highly entertaining to me. I am sad this era is almost over.
She really is 2 steps away from just becoming one of the guests from Little Nightmares
Is it just me or does it seem like wifeys gift doesn’t fit again 😬
That massive hand massager was a giant gaping hole and it didn't fit her either 🥴
I thought the same lol. It looked a bit too snug around the shoulders😅
Jade is packing on the pounds
@@poppyakers aw I think she looks fine!
She's gaining weight ,all Amber's partners do.
Ricky and Eric hung around for the perks just like destiny did when she dumped Amber and got with Dana still hung around Amber for perks.
Thank you for removing the nauseating way these two fools call each other baby. Happy Holidays!
Wearing Wipey's sweater is a lah. It wouldn't even fit! Unless she was using it as a napkin.
3:54 so she’s admitting that there was no girlfriend in between Becky and Wifey….
Oooooh this was definitely telling on herself! 😂she forgot her lahs!
That's a HUGE catch, I even glossed over that!!
Nice!
She was talking about Destiny lol
Sooooo… Feline is either a drug dealer… OR.. she’s using Amber’s credit card because Amber is writing this ALL OFF as “business expenses”.
She’s dropping THOUSANDS.
Amber needs to get audited.
I doubt she’s smart enough to do that.
Wifey is definitely not paying for any rent or any food or gas. And amber 100% bought these gifts all for herself. She only ever admits she was buying everything when she leaves her partners. Remember the wedding rings lol
You understand that someone else does her taxes?
The part with Twinkie has me LMAO😂🤣👏🏼
Poor Twinkie, with her ears drawn so far back, looked very unhappy--about the sweater and being held that way.
Waiting for Eric & Ricky to spill the Hambeast tea!!
the FBI calling Amber is the funniest shit i ever heard.
"I spend what I have after all my responsibilities are taken care of" ...well I guess her weight isn't a responsibility to take care of.....
With Erik and Rickie I wouldn't be surprised if they had been slowly pulling away a little bit at a time until they finally cut her off. When it comes to dealing with narcissistic people it can be really difficult to get away from them because they throw tantrums or try things like love-bombing to get you to stick around much longer than you wanted to. You try to break off a friendship 'politely' but that wont ever happen with someone like that.
The censoring is a GOD SEND
You're the best, AF. You're truly the best in the biz. We love you & what you do. ♡
why am I just now seeing this?? 😱 Thank you soo much gorl! You're the best and so sweet 🥲
Also ALR talking about how it's different for budgeting out for Vlogmas so she can "have a good Christmas with her girlfriend" rather than WLS, so you'd rather have an extragavant Christmas with your girlfriend for one year than get a life-saving operation and have many, many more Christmases with her? Is that trade really worth it? Is it, Amber?
Let’s be fr, Amber has quite literally never truly cared about her life, nor the quality of it💀
One more comment, the clothes and slides she buys her girlfriend are SO small lol “you like them snug” “she’s so tiny”. No this girl is at least 170-180 and she’s wearing a size medium busting at the seams like Amber in a 6xxxxxxl. Slides she bought 2 sizes too small her entire heel was hanging over the back.
Does she not know that you can just bleep out information you don't want shared? Also, her sending a voice memo proves literally nothing anyway 🤣
Right? It proves nothing and I guess I'm not shocked she doesn't understand that
All the money she "saved" for vlogmas could've went towards WLS. Hell the amount of money she's been spending for the entirety of December from the $100 dollar gifts being exchanged everyday, buying more torrid when she already has more than enough clothing, the grocery shopping that doesn't even last a week, the takeout expenses, ect could've gone towards at least a security spot for her (idk if this is how it's done for the preparation for the procedure, just saying that all this money she's spending could've been going towards something she's been "wanting" for years that could save her life). It's like yes she can use her money for whatever she wants, it's just annoying how she gets mad at her audience for wanting her to be better with her spending habits when it's all it's doing is just fueling her food/shopping addiction.
I think she wants it in the same way a child wants things, but doesn’t want to put in the effort to get them. Like if she could just snap her fingers and have the surgery she would, but she doesn’t want to take the time to save the money, stick to a diet plan and address her bingeing problem. She probably wouldn’t even reduce her food intake properly after anyway so it would be pointless.
I think she will just expire in the body type she has now.
@@cattoriley7065 “Yew guise need to RILLIZE that every.single.person with lipedema…who has had weight loss surgery…has GAINED.WEIGHT”.
I just started watching and I already know she will NEVER get the surgery.
I just got the O.B.C.D joke clip from the intro. That is hilariously witty.
And she didn't get it at all, no matter what she says now. 😂😂
The reason why she hasnt saved up for weight loss surgery is the same reason why she will never succeed on her own. She cannot give up short term happiness for a long term goal. Saving now, means you will have more in the future. Eating something healthy now, will help you in the future. Short term gratification all the way b*by!
"Some people live a sad, bitter, life" - Amber said, speaking from personal experience
3:40 Wait a minute. We are meant to believe that the current gf aka Faline is the 2nd gf after Becky.
There was supposed to be the 1st Wifey-totally not the same as the current Wifey.
So when Amber talks of her "ex before the recent ex", she's talking about Becky.
Or is it that Amber can't keep up with her own lies. 🤔
Yep....this is exactly what I just said a few minutes prior. She just admitted that it was Jade all along...
Makes you want to think if it was on purpose or she just forgot her own lah
I love how she is wearing a B necklace for Becky 😂
Yes!!
Lmaoooo thank you for bleeping out the annoying “baabyyy” parts. The way they say baby truly is annoying
amber's gifts to wipey: kitsch bullshit that she'll never use. wipeys gifts to amber: whatever amber has been bitching about wanting for the past 12 months
I don't know who has more ailments, Amber or a Victorian Era woman.
3:08 I’m no expert in dog body language but Twonk genuinely looks scared here ☹️ I notice this in a lot of clips
you're a goddamn hero for censoring "baby" thank you so much
“When wipey and amberlynn breakup “ oh gorl you have a big storm coming.
Honestly, the price thing with the gifts doesn't bother me, Amberlynn has garbage taste so I'm not surprised she'd buy wipe junk. What bugs me is how vocal she is about the cost of things, like the blanket was OVER 100 DOLLARS. mam you don't need to announce the price, it doesn't mean anything, you can give someone something inexpensive and it's still a gift of love. To our gorl, she thinks it's a flex and it proves things 🙄
Seriously. I made my step dad a blanket for Christmas. I went to the fabric store when there was a 60% sale and I got an extra 20% off so I got 5 yards of fabric for $35. The blanket is huge, warm, and cute. I have a $15 blanket from Walmart that keeps me warm even in the winter. Why would you buy a $100 blanket? Maybe wipey had to buy an extra big blanket for gorl.
@@moemunneymoe gorl go off with your talented self bet they loved it
Despite being a chronic liar Amber is also bad at it. She never learned that overexplaining things is a dead giveaway that she's inventing the story off the top of her head. The FBI reached out to her through an absolute nobody who wasn't in her life instead of calling her directly because they can easily get her phone number and mailing address? Over a comment that UA-cam would have deleted? I know she's not intelligent but sometimes her lies are so pathetic it feels like she's insulting me directly.
She fell for a spoof and would rather keep up saying it was true rather than admitting that she was pranked. She actually believes that a federal agency with untold financial assets couldn’t find a YT content maker? She really expects people to believe that the FBI no less took time away from chasing down terrorists and other serious criminals to make her feel better? That the agent made her such a priority that his Administrative Assistant called him immediately and he called her back within a few minutes to share that he “loved” her content. That story is so fantastical and the person who pranked her deserves a lot of credit. They capitalized on Amber being a juvenile living n a make-believe world and what is amazing is that she will die on that hill saying it is true because she just can’t admit that she was successfully made a fool. That she believed and then shared such a story is way more interesting than any attempt she planned on shading Becky during her “tea” fiasco.
So buying Christmas gifts for her girlfriend is more important to her than saving her life. Good to know.
Every time I hear her read that nonsense about jealous people. It cracks me up who is jealous of her sitting in the house like Boo Radley? I need to know.
I bet Eric and Ricky knows the true tea😒
I hate the cocky look on her face when she said she's sure Eric and Ricky miss her too. Like sure Jan...none of her freinds seem to want to be around her for too long
@@user-uh9lf3hi8u they weren’t her true friends they were Becky’s
I'm still confused about why Amberlynn talks about the surgery like she has to pay for all of it before the surgery even happens.
For WLS surgery not covered by insurance the surgeon will usually require you to pay off the cost before they do the surgery. I don’t know who told her the cost was 25k- I live right outside NYC and the cost of WLS out of pocket is about 10k. I seriously doubt that it’s going to be so much more to have it done in Kentucky. Insurance covers WLS for many people now, especially if they have any weight related illnesses. Amber claims she got health insurance before her “cancer scare”, but is still talking about paying cash for wls, which makes me think that she has been denied by her insurance for some reason, or doesn’t want to do the prerequisite tasks needed to be approved through insurance.
@@Boredchinchilla But, you would think that they would let you put down a down payment and pay in installments, not that you’d have to put down thousands of dollars at once.
@@Maki-00 they do allow paying in installments- as long as you pay it off before the surgery date.
Sad
Bitter
Life
Funny that she didn't realize it was a self read.
i assume she doesn't feel like wasting 25 grand on a surgery because it wont instantly magically dissolve fat off her body. she knows that once she gets the surgery she will have to be careful of what she puts in her mouth and how much. plus, she would still have to go through a liposuction after that because of all the saggy skin. also quite possibly to the gym to shape her body up a bit. this all also costs money AND requires A LOT of effort and self discipline. and she has none of it. thats why i think she is at peace with herself and her freakshow body and she will never ever lose weight. she is basically living a life as an internet attraction that garners views and money to survive. what a sad and painful existence that has to be. a life, quite literally being wasted. thrown away.
She won't get WLS. No one with an eating disorder will. Going to the gym will do nothing for lose skin in the amount She will have. Lipo is for fat not skin
Losing weight would mean she's just another mean girl on the internet. Being large makes her interesting, brings in views, and makes her money. If she hasn't taken the plunge now I don't think she ever will..
@@ohemdoublegee exactly. even though, I think she actually enjoys being the mean girl. it gives her the feeling of power and being above everyone else. just look at how she treats her actual loyal fans that sent her gifts, for example. she doesn't even call them by their names, she just calls them "muh subscribers", as if they don't even deserve to be called by their real name. i know some people don't want to be named, but if that was the case, she would probably have mentioned it in the video. she is just a POS person who keeps consuming and not giving a flying fork about anyone or anything.
They have no idea what happened behind closed doors??? Bro didn’t they all LIVE together
No joke, every time she uploads a video, she visibly looks bigger than the last one.
It's just Big AL and Wipey against the skid marks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn! Everyone except Wiping Enabler is gone 😢
Give it some time
She puked on Jade's sweater AND pooped her pants in front of Jade? How did things last this long?
Even her earlobes droopy 😮
She’s turning into the Buddha 🙏🪬🧿🧘
She budgeted for vlogmas instead of saving for WLS that might save her life. Absolutely incredible.
I feel like she‘s implying that Beccy didn‘t want her ex to be friends with Eric and Ricky by how she says „I‘m sure they miss me too“ and that‘s why they no longer spend time together
Oh she is for sure implying that.
She also knows full well that we have no way of asking E&R the real reason why they dumped her, finally.
which is stupid bc if becky really felt that way i’m sure she would’ve expressed that immediately after the breakup. they probably stopped wanting to be friends with amber after seeing her instagram q&a’s continuously attacking becky. since becky responded to them on youtube i’m sure they heard about what amber was saying.
ALR is her own doctor, therapist and she knows what best for herself.
My favorite part was her saying she would be 300 pounds if wipey were with her instead of becky
✨Delusion✨
Convince yourself 😍
Her budgeting savings situation type deal is b.s. She "allegedly" had the cash and wrote the check for WLS in 2020.
Thanks for bleeping out that word. It sounds awful coming out both of em