BulletTheBadass Allgame called the game an "attractive but repetitive target shooter" and "utterly mindless... the game is fun for a short time, but gets old after a few rounds of play." Wikipedia
4:17 - "Yeah, the movement is, uh...well, let's be generous: it's barely playable." If Dan worked for something like IGN, Activision would have put this on the box: "The movement is...generous...playable" - IGN
Why didnt you finish the game! There is a huge climactic battle at the end where you have to defend your house from Zombisaurs and Nazis with the ducks you shot!
imawinner21 Don't forget that touching emotional moment where the one with the beard has to wrestle with his homosexuality and love for Shakespearian drama over his role in the team..
This is why I don't watch TV anymore.... Also, the sad part is that there is a HUGE line of things like towels, and other cheap outdoor things that are themed with the show. I have no idea how people can watch this, let alone design products to go with whatever horrendous show this is.
Once at walmart I saw this washrag with one of their plastic faces on it XD me and my mom just stared at it and burst out laughing, because we didn't need faith in humanity anyway....
What the people on Duck Dynasty do is not what I'd call hunting, hunting implies looking for something actively, they just sit in a box, drink, and shoot at deceived birds.
My family still duck hunts the way it's supposed to be. We shoot them, bring them home and eat them. Not sure that anybody else still does that, though.
The word you're looking for is predation. That said, though, anyone who doesn't eat what they kill, and just takes trophies, does not deserve to hunt anyway. Shame the need for hunters is greater than the obligation to enforce that morality though.
Interesting that the shotgun seems to shoot actual projectiles, rather than being a hit-scan weapon. But that's probably the only thing this game did good.
Remember that old "game" called Big Rigs over the road racing? I think that would make a perfect hell video. It contains NO physics (literally, none), broken maps, dog shit graphics, and more bugs than there is actual gameplay. I'm not making this up, if you haven't seen it, go look it up. It's awful, and I'd love to see Dan play it...
HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights It's make a GREAT highlight of him slamming his face into his desk. Yeah, i think that'd be a good game for him to play.
The RedCross Logic Pre-order the pre-order-pre-order and get a free pop-tab from a beer can. Butt weight, there's more, for an additional 3 dollar coins, you get a paper clip.
Nickolas Zuliy But wait, there's more! Sell your soul to us, and you'll get to play all of the unfinished beta versions of COD for a month! A fate worse than death!
0:30 isnt Desperate housewives a reality show made into a game? Also A CURATOR RECOMMENDED THIS! And I'd like to point out that at 23:23 the metal detector clips through the terrain
Is duck dynasty a game about being a duck and forfilling it's destiny to go to the mighty golden pond? Or is it just a shitty game about shooting them in the fucking skull? I'll pick the latter.
I just wanna point out that at around 18:50 you leave the truck to get a boat to go to another place, then when you reach that other place at 20:40 the truck is there.
20:40 Actually, it is farther in this case, since you can measure the distance. The word "further" is used for things that can not be quantitatively measured.
24:46 I think it spawned the player character sitting in the truck because he left the area and it was about to restart. They didn't bother hiding it because if he was leaving the area he wasn't going to be looking that way. It didn't spawn the truck so the guy just floated there.
William Mcmeekin Nothing can be as disappointment as Destiny, but it's not a particularly bad game, just not what it was advertised to be and overall mediocre. Had it been given a smaller advertising budget, it would be totally unremarkable.
I believe duck for "holy shit it's those knobs with the beards again!" Is shitting on someone's head, nicking a sandwich and chasing toddlers whilst quacking like a maniac.
the mythbusters game: where you're given a myth and some tools to figure out a way to crack the myth and at the end, decide if it's busted, plausible or true. extra points for creativity
MajorPixel I don't really watch TV anymore. When I do watch TV it's usually a comedy of some sort or something sciencey. There are some things like Hell's Kitchen that I watch, but my television viewing experience is limited.
Please, for the love of all that you hold dear, do NOT think this even close to represents the sane American population. Please, that's all I ask of you.
Oh man....I laughed way more that I should've when he said FROGGY! Laughed for like a solid minute or two with intermittent chuckles for the next 5 minutes....and then when he had to hunt frogs....
Hmmm, i think everyone is sour because it was a bit over promised, you know what I mean? They promised a superior shooter mmo with good plot and hardcore gameplay, and they wouldn't make the mistakes from past mmos, yet it was far from it. I personally don't find it bad, yet not amazing, it is an ok, good at most game.
Those guys Though Destiny is far from crap (it's certainly better than this vial horse-shit) I think what winds people up is that it had so much potential that was lost not from lack of time or mistakes but from actively with-holding it to milk the fans for DLC. And you know what... they have a point. As Zero Punctuation once said: "Being bad is one thing, but having every advantage and then calming, decisively and deliberately sticking there cock in a saucepan of hot beech is orders of magnitude worse". That's what Destiny did.
Destiny was good till lv21, u do all missions, level up a few times with light and that's all u do after that. it's way too repetitive and boring. fun for 20 hours, that's it
+everythingawesome123 i play the game myself too an dit's very true. but i realy liked the grind for the vault of glass gear because at the start of the game it feld like you achieved something special. but now it's way too easy to get to the lv cap.
+Jesse Labordus (sjaak van gelder) yea launch vog was awesome. They should have made something like a lvl 34 vog with higher chances for raid weapons and exotics. They could even start with the etheric upgrade. Vog is still super fun, but kind of pointless. Crota was too easy. Skolas got the raid feeling right
"I don't like this station, John Luke. Why don't you change it" "IT'S OFF YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!" Dan has reached the maximum bullshit tolerance level with this game.
the worst part is the actual people in duck dynasty are millionaires
Baronmcawesome I thought they were extremely religious but I guess them being atheists is one of the good things about them
KEN KANEKI probably billionaires. they are executives in a corporation that they own.
Baronmcawesome only the old one hates gays, and said that so he would get kicked off the show.
+jason huntley that wish is understandable
Therapist didnt work though. but i understand where hes coming from.
My new place of happiness: The Nerd3's Hell game links.
lol yea
It truly is
BulletTheBadass Allgame called the game an "attractive but repetitive target shooter"
and "utterly mindless... the game is fun for a short time, but gets old
after a few rounds of play." Wikipedia
America's reality TV makes America sad, not just you Brits
Ryan Fanstone unfortunately a lot of the world has to deal with love island
"How do I put the shotgun in my mouth?"
I really tried not to, but I laughed and spewed pretzels on my keyboard. Thanks Dan
4:17 - "Yeah, the movement is, uh...well, let's be generous: it's barely playable."
If Dan worked for something like IGN, Activision would have put this on the box:
"The movement is...generous...playable" - IGN
Why didnt you finish the game! There is a huge climactic battle at the end where you have to defend your house from Zombisaurs and Nazis with the ducks you shot!
imawinner21 That'd be kinda cool though.
***** The metal gear is right behind the giant fire-breathing robotic dragon that for some reason can't fly.
+imawinner21 It's super-intelligent Beavers.
No, I'm not kidding.
That's seriously the final boss.
imawinner21 Don't forget that touching emotional moment where the one with the beard has to wrestle with his homosexuality and love for Shakespearian drama over his role in the team..
Ddraigtanto Ixeniejir Fuckin' hell, In seventh grade, nearly all of the kids were hunters and ALL THEY SAW WAS THIS SHOW!!!
This is why I don't watch TV anymore.... Also, the sad part is that there is a HUGE line of things like towels, and other cheap outdoor things that are themed with the show. I have no idea how people can watch this, let alone design products to go with whatever horrendous show this is.
yeah one show ruins TV OK
+LazerLord10 I once saw a candy bar with these fakes faces on it. A candy bar!
Once at walmart I saw this washrag with one of their plastic faces on it XD me and my mom just stared at it and burst out laughing, because we didn't need faith in humanity anyway....
Only in America
stealthiscool because who doesn't love a plastic bearded head staring at you while you shower?
What the people on Duck Dynasty do is not what I'd call hunting, hunting implies looking for something actively, they just sit in a box, drink, and shoot at deceived birds.
From what I understand that is basically what hunting has devolved into.
From what I understand, hunting implies the need to eat what you catch, rather than shooting shit for fun. So nobody really hunts anymore at all
My family still duck hunts the way it's supposed to be. We shoot them, bring them home and eat them. Not sure that anybody else still does that, though.
The word you're looking for is predation. That said, though, anyone who doesn't eat what they kill, and just takes trophies, does not deserve to hunt anyway. Shame the need for hunters is greater than the obligation to enforce that morality though.
proof that there sycopaths
Interesting that the shotgun seems to shoot actual projectiles, rather than being a hit-scan weapon. But that's probably the only thing this game did good.
Call of Ducks: Modern Dynasty
4/10 -not enough loading screens.
Ducklefield 4
Aleksandrs Eniņš 100 OUT OF FREEKIN 1 BEST GAEM EVR IGN APROVED. SO FUN BEST FUN MLG NOSCOPING! I LUV DIS GEAM!
TOTALBISCUIT CONFIRMED
But the irony of my name is "Call" since they called ducks xD
Dan hunting and killing ducks? This should be Nerdcubed's heaven!
Lol wut?
scotcheggable It must be his nemisis-Geek Squared!
You mean the cube root of geek? +jakezake64
+HiddenTalent77 Clearly you aren't a long time fan of Dan.
He can no longer summon lightning 😫 WE ARE DEAD I REPEAT WE ARE DEAD
Remember that old "game" called Big Rigs over the road racing? I think that would make a perfect hell video. It contains NO physics (literally, none), broken maps, dog shit graphics, and more bugs than there is actual gameplay. I'm not making this up, if you haven't seen it, go look it up. It's awful, and I'd love to see Dan play it...
HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights It's make a GREAT highlight of him slamming his face into his desk.
Yeah, i think that'd be a good game for him to play.
You forgot the infinite reverse speed
You're winner
Yes!!
+HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights you forgot how the other "racer" stops at the end and waits for you
Can't wait for the zombie apocalypse DLC
pre-order and get 1% off
+gregotheus_ Pre-order the pre-order, and you'll get custom duck calls too.
The RedCross Logic Pre-order the pre-order-pre-order and get a free pop-tab from a beer can.
Butt weight, there's more, for an additional 3 dollar coins, you get a paper clip.
Nickolas Zuliy But wait, there's more! Sell your soul to us, and you'll get to play all of the unfinished beta versions of COD for a month! A fate worse than death!
+gregotheus_ you mean 0.000000000000001% off
'Maybe it's just a nature documentry'...*Turns and stares blankly at shotgun*...'sorry'
There's a reason I don't watch much TV anymore. UA-cam is far better
I only have cable for TCM, and cheaper WiFi due to my ISP having a bundle deal
0:30 isnt Desperate housewives a reality show made into a game?
Also A CURATOR RECOMMENDED THIS!
And I'd like to point out that at 23:23 the metal detector clips through the terrain
+SamPhoenix Desperate housewives is a fictional tv show.
+SamPhoenix no you're thinking of real housewives. desperate housewives is a drama
SamPhoenix whatever that curator was on when he recommended this
i'll take 6lbs, cuz he must've been on some scary shit to recommend this monstrosity
SamPhoenix it isn't a reality show
also the sims
This game came out for he PS4.
*This game came OUT for the P S 4*
*THISGAMECAMEOUTFORTHEPSE*Y&%U*
What
451asians get out
You mean the Pisspoor
451asians THIS IS PS4!
rallipappa I think he said that the game came out for the PS4.
Total Biscuit:"That's it, you'll get the hang of it." "Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!"
I love it when English people use the American pronunciation of words.
TooManyMoths why? Edit: do you mean accents?
Tomasz Losinski actually I think he means more the dialect than the accent
@Rain In July well that's rude.
I love how he said American pronunciation instead of the proper pronunciation
*plot twist*
human Dynasty! Where Ducks, shoot you!
*dramatic music plays as 4 ducks waddle their way to the camera*
Reminds me of those games based off of Disney movies
***** Apparently Disney games were good in the 90's
Not including alladin of course?
They were, or atleast at that time we didn't know better.
+RichManSCTV0 *snow white and the seven clever boys*
James Price The Incredibles was good by my memory.
This is a TV show disguised as a video game.
+chris zapri Thats how you spell disguised, is it not?
+Ginta razimu I guess he meant that the TV show side of the video game is way too obvious to be described as "disguised".
14:30 literally easier than killing birds in GTAV. Holy fuck
17:59 "I hope they are allergic to duck", I cracked up.
"Where's the MythBusters game?"
Glad to know I'm not the only person in the world who really wants to blow stuff up as Adam and Jamie! :P
That coffee can story nearly gave me a headache it was so bad
Why the fuck is this a game lmfao
TheMildSalsa Money.
+TheMildSalsa Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the show is made.
+TheMildSalsa Why the fuck is this a TV show?
Because you got Bed Bugs-Those lil suckers are nasty!
+HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights Exactly....or 'Hillbilly Simulator 2015'
"They're trying to flee! Don't let them escape!"
The war is over... let it go...
I've never wanted to close out my window and go outside more than after watching this video.
Me: Why did they make this a show let alone a game
Dan a second later: "America"
Is duck dynasty a game about being a duck and forfilling it's destiny to go to the mighty golden pond? Or is it just a shitty game about shooting them in the fucking skull? I'll pick the latter.
latter
+vooran What ladder
+Demon Rantz no
Now you changed it to latter lol
Trvever Leonard yes
I've secretly wanted this forever
10:00 I've never been good at pulling out before I unload.
wait...
Yeah Jean-Luc... Engage with them! Hehehe... Best part haha.
"How do I put the shotgun in my mouth to end it all" -Dan 2015 lol
"WHY IS TOTALBUISCUIT WITH A BEARD ON THE RIGHT"
*looks*
holy shit
it is him
+xET3RNALx xEVOx And yet NOBODY NOTICES GEORGE MARTIN STANDING NEXT TO HIM.
Sebastian York who? - says the british
+Sebastian York who? Says the sailor
BITCH FOUND YA
*Kills a load of squirrels, ducks and beavers*
"Miss Kay needs some frogs for dinner"
;_;
On a diagram of people who watch this show and people who play games each circle is on the opposite end of the known universe.
Totally
I just wanna point out that at around 18:50 you leave the truck to get a boat to go to another place, then when you reach that other place at 20:40 the truck is there.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
Here in the US, this is one of the trashiest, most pointless shows on TV.
+Eric Cornwell Jersey Shore
+XxAlynnxX A trashy show about boring drama is better than Duck Dynasty.
CreaturePlaysGames Id rather watch Duck Dynasty than sit through another episode of jersey shore. But i guess its all up to OPINIONS.
Can't forget about "Finding Bigfoot."
Cheetos Hutchens I did forget about that show it was pretty just sad seeing those guys there though.
Daniel. We're so sorry.
20:40 Actually, it is farther in this case, since you can measure the distance. The word "further" is used for things that can not be quantitatively measured.
24:46 I think it spawned the player character sitting in the truck because he left the area and it was about to restart. They didn't bother hiding it because if he was leaving the area he wasn't going to be looking that way. It didn't spawn the truck so the guy just floated there.
Please play Universe Sandbox 2, Dan
that's perfect for him. blow up planets and even universes literally
+Dizzynoodlegamer And the collisions are soooo much better
Even more galaxy Pokémon battles
+Dizzynoodlegamer Sun! Use collide!
Holy sh*t Sun! Calm down you're destroying everyth- AHHHHH!
This game can duck off...
Cooro Fox hahaha good one
People compare this with Destiny? what the actual fuck
I know, nothing can be as shit as Destiny
Harder gameplay /s
I agree. There are much worse games on the PS4 than Destiny. COD Ghosts and Amazing Spiderman 2 for example.
William Mcmeekin Nothing can be as disappointment as Destiny, but it's not a particularly bad game, just not what it was advertised to be and overall mediocre. Had it been given a smaller advertising budget, it would be totally unremarkable.
This game is a boring grindfest with no skill involved and you wonder why people compare this with Destiny?
"Look at this tea in slowmotion" 9,5/10 ~ IGN
Maybe its just a nature documentary, they bring in ducks and it's like "look at the graceful ducks.'"
*whips out gun*
As an American, I am ASHAMED of this bing in the hell series.
Being
Hey it's wyatt family the game.
oliver small it is the wyatt family sad cousin
You watched the video too! No way!
+yoshiboy619 what video? I feel left out
+Those guys lol dude this video
00:28 how did i see that coming? I was literally watching the twitch reveal and got a notification for this 😩 destiny is not a bad game!
Just overpromised and everyone is a bit sour
The dlc costs $40 and you say that's a good game ?
+MattyBRaps 2! God, you are so weird.
It's just Dull af frankly
Its good dlc, not just 4 maps and a gun, its like 4 maps, 2 new gamemodes, multiple new guns and abilities, and a new campaign.
Well, the mythbusters game exists now
I would figured Dan would be all for it with the Duck murder killing.
but he doesn't have any lightning or any will to kill ducks after playing this horrendous game
Nightofnostars11 That is true.
Nooooooooooooo my family
13:38 The reason the U.K. doesn't have a right to bear arms.
Nerdcubed PLEASE play ATTACK ON TITAN TRIBUTE GAME
I SECOND THIS
I THIRD THIS!
I sixty nine this
I FOURTH THIS
I FIFTH THIS
I believe duck for "holy shit it's those knobs with the beards again!" Is shitting on someone's head, nicking a sandwich and chasing toddlers whilst quacking like a maniac.
the mythbusters game: where you're given a myth and some tools to figure out a way to crack the myth and at the end, decide if it's busted, plausible or true. extra points for creativity
This show is on Dave... It's made it to England.. It's all over.
Britain doesn't get Duck dynasty? or A&E? Do you get MTV? Cause if not I'm fucking moving there.
Nope, unless you purposefully buy the channel on Sky ( The gateway to movies and American channels). Also, A&E is our version of the Emergency Room.
Quantumtech Ah I get it now.
gunmunz The british are lucky
Nerd Cubed challenges: #1 100% this game
#2 watch all of the clips from the episodes
19:50
I couldnt see the woods through the trees
when at the begining when it was showing "reality TV" i fell asleep and when dan/nerdcubed said "BORD NOW!!!!" i woke up XD
I don't get American TV anymore. It's all crap except for at most 10 shows.
+flamespirit919 American TV is fine, it is American "Reality" TV that is shit.
MajorPixel joely helms I mean that's really only what comes on any more.
flamespirit919 There are still some shows like The Strain, and the CW Shows.
MajorPixel I don't really watch TV anymore. When I do watch TV it's usually a comedy of some sort or something sciencey. There are some things like Hell's Kitchen that I watch, but my television viewing experience is limited.
flamespirit919 no not close
Come on guys Destiny might not be the best game but it not the worst game by far.
+nintendogamecube64 games archive exactly, it's fun at least, and solid gameplay-wise.
The story is just boring... And its a grind fest....
Jake Xfire True. And WoW isn't?
Jake Xfire Congrats you know what a mmo is now
+nintendogamecube64 games archive who said anything about wow anyways
Please, for the love of all that you hold dear, do NOT think this even close to represents the sane American population. Please, that's all I ask of you.
+Jeff Sale Also, I'm not sure, but I think they might actually live on Degobah
+Jeff Sale Sure, in return, don't think that ANY media represents Australia. Deal?
gotcha
Oh man....I laughed way more that I should've when he said FROGGY! Laughed for like a solid minute or two with intermittent chuckles for the next 5 minutes....and then when he had to hunt frogs....
You could say that when it comes to this game you could say he is all out of ducks to give
Good show, bad game lol
Tom Day Bad show sorry
+Demon Rantz Don't be sorry.
Demon Rantz ik but it's alright to pass time
Tom Day this show is one of the worst on todays TV...
iDen ok chill, its just my opinion and i don't really watch it anyway
This game is so shit it quacks me up
Besh joke evah 10/10
Tyler Bickerstaff This game was so bad it goes all the way around to being really bad.
Shut up twitter, I like destiny
Hmmm, i think everyone is sour because it was a bit over promised, you know what I mean? They promised a superior shooter mmo with good plot and hardcore gameplay, and they wouldn't make the mistakes from past mmos, yet it was far from it. I personally don't find it bad, yet not amazing, it is an ok, good at most game.
Those guys Though Destiny is far from crap (it's certainly better than this vial horse-shit) I think what winds people up is that it had so much potential that was lost not from lack of time or mistakes but from actively with-holding it to milk the fans for DLC. And you know what... they have a point.
As Zero Punctuation once said: "Being bad is one thing, but having every advantage and then calming, decisively and deliberately sticking there cock in a saucepan of hot beech is orders of magnitude worse".
That's what Destiny did.
It's not a bad game, I just feel robbed because it wasn't what they marketed it as. It kinda put me off entirely.
You're aloud to have an opinion, even if it is wrong.
+MattyBRaps 2! and it was suppose to have free roaming!
I had My Roommate Sonic flashbacks when that guy gave the thumbs up at 5:30
(Does perfect duck call and shoots all the ducks) *awkward pause* "it's alright you'll get the hang of this"
This game is shittier then the sewers of New York after the superbowl.
lol
how dare you insult destiny nerdcubed community. how dare you
Destiny was good till lv21, u do all missions, level up a few times with light and that's all u do after that. it's way too repetitive and boring. fun for 20 hours, that's it
+everythingawesome123 i play the game myself too an dit's very true. but i realy liked the grind for the vault of glass gear because at the start of the game it feld like you achieved something special. but now it's way too easy to get to the lv cap.
+Jesse Labordus (sjaak van gelder) yea launch vog was awesome. They should have made something like a lvl 34 vog with higher chances for raid weapons and exotics. They could even start with the etheric upgrade. Vog is still super fun, but kind of pointless. Crota was too easy. Skolas got the raid feeling right
+Jesse Labordus (sjaak van gelder) hopefully the new raid will be more like the vault
We will know soon because it's going live on sep 2 (i think)
8:30 I lost it xD
If you don't watch the show, you won't understand or enjoy it. If you DO watch the show, you just won't enjoy it.
6:05 Maybe its a nature documentary!
*Man pulls out a rifle and kills all the ducks*
shooting the duck then leaving it and not cooking it makes me mad
You'd think that from all of the games in his hell series, Dan would be used to using non-inverted controls.
The show is about making duck calls, yet the one time I watched it they made no duck calls a sunk a boat
"Maybe it's just a nature documentary"
Looks around to see someone shooting a duck
Every time they say "John Luke", I feel the bile building in my throat
"Its just, Look at the graceful ducks.." *Guy next to him pulls out a gun* "...Oh."
Those 3D models look like their beards are glued on.
"Where's the Mythbusters game?"
GOOD FUCKING QUESTION.
"Aww look at the graceful ducks" pulls out shot gun. "Oh"
The best generation of consoles brings to you, the latest technology in making games in PowerPoint.
This should be renamed "Quickscopeing Ducks Simulator"
Throughout this whole video, I didn't hear a single mention about how ducks are inherently evil...
Damn it, I thought I was safe from reality TV holed up here in my room.
thanks you for playing this.
they dont hunt too often in the show it is mostly the sitting around making duck calls
Oh my god I don't even know how I could sit through this video... I don't understand why how this is a popular TV series if it's just like this game.
"I don't like this station, John Luke. Why don't you change it"
"IT'S OFF YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!"
Dan has reached the maximum bullshit tolerance level with this game.
2:25 I HAD MY VOLUME AT MAX. SHIT HAPPENED. LITERAL SHIT HAPPENED.
Nerd, that was some pretty MLG duckscoping!
Just like a nature documentary *pulls out a gun* im crying
When Dan screamed BORED at the start i got scared cuz i didnt expect it XD