For being a taste tester - she would give Harvey a ☝️signal if it wasn't fishy. What's sad is either way he'd go for it, he didn't even know why she insisted on vetting
Given this history of serving questionable men, it won’t be hard to imagine all the ways Headland must’ve used her “head” to keep her job and stay out of prison. I’m thinking an entire conference room…
What blows my mind is that they couldn't even choreograph or rehearse it to high school musical standards. Look at the hands at 2:00 - all the mind-melded space-commies are doing a _different_ pose.
@@rogerborg It's not supposed to be a dance lol. It's a space witch ritual. If you want to nitpick, at least try finding something that resembles a mistake 😂
Obviously the Acolyte is the world's most expensive "lesbian persecution therapy" for Leslye Headland. Disney should just have flipped the bill for a good psychologist instead.
reminds me of a writing class that I was in and someone would bring in their fiction for a reading. after 10 pages or so, the facilitator of the class would state that they need to write for an audience, not for themselves. and we would never see that writer again
And ironically before the Acolyte opened the floodgates on mockery of lesbians most people were either very respectful or just walked the other way. Now it's open season on ridiculing same-sex attracted women. Nice work Leslye - you put the caustic lye in 'les'.
@@Jjrmtv Exactly! Art is taking the personal and translating it into the universal through a process of elevation, which is why beauty is inextricably attached to art. Self indulgence is forcing your miserable narcissism on an unwilling and uninspired audience. Or as Tolstoy so aptly wrote, 'all happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'. Which shows the path to universality (aka popularity) has to be up. Suffering is fine in art as long as it gives a path to transcendence. Which is why the victim culture can't produce art - they don't believe in transcending one's victimhood.
I'd love to see their books. Where did the $180 million go? It didn't go to the mid actors, sets, costumes, VFX. How much did Leslye Hedland pay herself?
@@pritikinaaStoryboarding. Disney basically shoots everything 3-4-5 times. Realistically, this would have cost 60 mil if someday competent handled it. Then you have the inflated internal costs, graft, and corruption. Kennedy is definitely getting a "cut" from all the incompetent directors she puts in charge, and for that, their salaries have to include it.
I think it's kinda cool they're allowing kids from the Make-A-Wish foundation to write for Star Wars. Surely adults aren't getting paid for writing this... right?
It’s also how these animals genuinely think. Why do you think that when these people make villains or hero’s, they always end up making the villain more of the hero than the actual hero herself
As a 80s baby I remember watching star wars 100 times over because there wasnt enough content. Now we are getting more content then we bargain for and now we deeply regret it. How ironic is that. !?!?
"And it won't even matter." is the truest thing yet to be said about the whole Star Wars debacle. Lives go on, interests shift, that which was so important becomes a footnote, and so on. There is no larger lesson here, just the ruins of a once proud empire... and it doesn't even matter.
Sort of yes sort of no. It's apart of the cultural decline. Story telling art have become disposable commodities to be sold for profit by corporations. This profiting off art can't be industrialized the way they want and this is just part of what happens when we try to do it. Yay capitalism and yay activism. They killed art and blame us for it
Body positivity is a false term since it refers to saying large, unhealthy, obese bodies are somehow positive. While we should not shame these people, they are neither people to emulate as they are contributing mightily to reversing the perpetual upward trend in human longevity.
We should shame the ones who think it is a positive and encourage those seeking to shed weight and show empathy for those unable to do so on their own.
I'm not convinced that we shouldn't shame fat people anymore. Shame is one of the most effective tools in the human toolbox for applying social pressure to get people to do what is right, not only for themselves but for their children and society as a whole. The idea that people have a right to do whatever they want shame-free is a modern idea. That's not the way it was for most of human history. The only way the no-shaming creed makes sense is if we have given up on their ability to change. Shaming people for something that is beyond their control is mean and unproductive. Is that the conclusion we have reached about fat people now? They are doomed to be fat forever and there is absolutely nothing they can ever hope to do about it?
In fairness to the Holiday Special, as dire as it is, it's just a typical 70's American festive TV variety show. On the basis of this alone, it can be forgiven for being what it is. The Acolyte has got no such excuses.
Actually, that's not entirely true. They need new subscribers and existing subscribers to continue. Subscription numbers are down by 4 million since this time last year. Franchise fans are finally waking up and cancelling. Hitting them in the pocket book is the only recourse you have. Posting comments on YT and scathing reviews on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't make a dent in the problem.
@@jm7804 sure they mainly care about subscribers, but they are also looking at what subscribers are watching. If the answer is that subscribers are watching more of The Acolyte than other things, regardless of the ratings, they have a pretty good case to greenlight other garbage, based on the idea that all attention is good attention
@@MrClockw3rk I don't know if building a business model around people hate-watching your content is sustainable. Imagine, when you go to cancel, a pop-up appears and says "wait! Before you go, here are some upcoming shows we know you'll revile."
It isn't hard to imagine, in the near future, a scholar saying "We used to make things. Original things... Some of which were good, and persisted, and some of which weren't as good, and fell by the wayside. Then we started just re-making the old, good things, perhaps afraid of striking out on an original course, and failing. Then we began deconstructing the old, good things, saying that they were never as good as we once thought, while continuing to nurse our cowardice. This dissuaded anyone from even trying to make anything original. And now, we no longer remember how."
It's star wars for the smartphone generation, where nobody feels anything, nothing is grandiose or stirring, and you get rewarded for not rocking the boat too much.
I can’t get past that the children playing the twins are not identical twins, but the adult versions are identical twins (played by the same person, even).
Now listen. They only had 180.000.000 dollars to make the show! It would be impossible to find identical twins or use visual effects to create that illusion on such a measly budget.
I was waiting for the eloquent, razor-sharp Echo Chamberlain Treatment to be given to The Acolyte, and you didn't disappoint. Good work, my dear man. ❤🥂
The frame bang on 2:00 is this episode in microcosm: the commie-space-witches are all doing a _different_ hands-raised pose. They couldn't even be bothered to choreograph, rehearse, direct, or edit their featured showpiece to the standards of a high school production of Grease.
It surprises me that the people who are defending this, genuinely don't appear to see just how bad the script is and seem to think all criticism against the show is bigotry.
They've seen it. They just do seem to have the worst taste I've ever seen. Talked to one of them who flat out said they have seen the original trilogy, the prequels, have played the games, including Jedi Academy and Kotor, and they somehow also think The Acolyte is great writing. I assume they're just flat out lying. But it's depressing if true.
These are the demoralized. The people with no culture or any particular ability to think for themselves. They just consume what is given to them and get mad when you don't do the same. They hate themselves along with anyone that wishes to actually criticize their political dogma. Disliking a show made by communists means you actually care about yourself and don't wish to give in to the demoralization they lost to.
UA-cam has deleted my comments so many times I can't even count anymore. So all I will say is they hate themselves and anyone who wishes to criticize the propaganda designed to demoralize.
That Walt intro really does show with clarity the the place that we were juxtaposed with the place that "they" are. The place they have dragged the company and IPs that were once something to enjoy and share with your kids and family. They are not attacking brands or stories they are attacking the very idea at the foundation of that which Disney represented. They do not realize in their zeal to destroy and corrupt, what they are so steadfastly set on corrupting and destroying, with glee and self-satisfaction that they are only showing the world exactly who and what they are.
Yes, but I suggest that they are broken down into two camps where one camp wants to do “IP mining” to milk the franchises for every penny they can, and the other camp wants to destroy the franchises with DEI to find vengeance for the real & perceived wrongs done to them because of their sexuality. p.s. Disney must be a lousy place to work right now, with all this drama.
All the while they are sending their funds to their ethnostate to cause more war and destruction. Walt and mustache man were right about them all along
I already made this comment but that's not even a slur of the show to call it that. That's just an accurate descriptor of episode 3. Probably why you don't get in trouble for saying it. The ai knows.
I have watched half a dozen brilliant people covering this in YT videos. Of course this next bit is subjective, but none of them made me laugh as much as you did!❤ BRAVO! Harumph! So happy I found your channel.
In addition to targeting Tommen Baratheon, head lesbite also successfully pushes two Caucasian witches, to really ram home the diversity rankings, as though that's something we asked for. Yes, yes.
The only people weak-minded enough to care about being insulted online are already pretending to like Disney Star Wars. Unfortunately for Disney, that is a very small number of people.
He could stop those he loved from dying and create life. Is this something I could learn? Not from a Jedi or a Sith, but I know a planet of Lesbian Space Witches who could probably point you in the right direction.
They cgi everything why didn't they just cgi the baby?! Like they cgid tarken back to life they couldn't make a baby?! Or literally just cut frame like we've done for 70 years. Use the cameras intelligently. John rhys Davies is 6 feet tall. Gimli worked and was a believable dwarf. That was done mostly with shots(cinematography) and practical effects. These cunts can't even fake a baby lol.
This is by far the best analysis of this show to date! Thank you for the video and for your service. I'm not religious but, your are doing God's work my friend.
Attacking it for sport is the perfect way to put it. Hate implies passion, and most of the fan base lost that long ago. If Lucasfilm won't entertain us, then we'll make our own entertain on their wretched products
I love how at 9:47 you can actually see the stone floor burning. A keep made of stone and metal going up in flames in minutes... this is stupidity on a legendary level!
when I was a small child, I used to joke that the Force was a fat, invisible Hawaiian guy who'd just pick up things if you pointed at them. all of a sudden that idea has gotten so much creepier
As someone who saw the original Star Wars in theaters 4 times during the summer of 1977, and has remained a fan my entire life, it pains me greatly to finally admit that Star Wars isn’t made for me any more.
"At this point, we're not attacking Star Wars out of hate, we're attacking it for sport." So damn true. All they see is hate, vitriol, toxicity, and other such things. They like their scary power adjectives, and imagine the rage-fueled fans jumping up and down throwing a tantrum. But really, all we're doing now is just having fun with it.
My favorite part is how the people crowing for moral relativism in everything never actually engage in any opinions that are counter to their own, instead decrying them as "evil" without examination.
I've been watching this series with the single purpose of better enjoying the work of critics here on UA-cam and I am having a lot of fun! Great video!
After watching The Acolyte Episode 03, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
It just occurred to me. The force is male. Both Shmi and the lesbian witch needed the force to get pregnant. Therefore, the force is male.
male and busy I see
Good one!
The THREAD is transfem.
Can the force get #metoo'd?
The Force owes child support lolol
"review bombing" vs "reviewing something that is bombing"
VERY TRUE. It's not the fan's job to save the a failing franchise
They said is not for us
They ain't us cuz... They.. 😂
"Casual Bigots" 😂 been looking for a name for my band
"Sapphic Mantra" a close second.
Milky way Muffdivers, that's the one my friend. You're welcome. 😂
Haha! Do it!
Bigots In Bermuda Shorts
SKIP WOKE ACTIVISTS.
If Headland was a man, she'd be rotting in jail for being Harvey's accomplice.
i wonder if she got this project as a form of hush money
Uhh … have you looked at…her? She’s more manly than half the men in the WNBA.
@@Jjrmtv Many think so.
For being a taste tester - she would give Harvey a ☝️signal if it wasn't fishy. What's sad is either way he'd go for it, he didn't even know why she insisted on vetting
Given this history of serving questionable men, it won’t be hard to imagine all the ways Headland must’ve used her “head” to keep her job and stay out of prison.
I’m thinking an entire conference room…
The Walt speech was priceless.
Especially since he hated communism! 😂
Who else had procreating lesbian space witches on their 2024 bingo card?
Damn, if it hadn't had "space witches" in it then it would've been on mine.
I mean, from _Disney?_ It wasn't a huge stretch.
Next I want Star Wars: Castle of Anthrax
Me 🙂👋
I think the fact that someone looked at the "lesbian witch dancing singing and dancing" scene and said, "That looks great!" is the most baffling part.
We have had much worse in Disney Star Wars 🤷🏼♀️
What blows my mind is that they couldn't even choreograph or rehearse it to high school musical standards. Look at the hands at 2:00 - all the mind-melded space-commies are doing a _different_ pose.
@@rogerborg It's not supposed to be a dance lol. It's a space witch ritual.
If you want to nitpick, at least try finding something that resembles a mistake 😂
@@fundhund62 For example?
@@shinian6523 Andor was pretty terrible overall. For movies, Force Awakens and Rogue One have been the worst.
Obviously the Acolyte is the world's most expensive "lesbian persecution therapy" for Leslye Headland. Disney should just have flipped the bill for a good psychologist instead.
reminds me of a writing class that I was in and someone would bring in their fiction for a reading. after 10 pages or so, the facilitator of the class would state that they need to write for an audience, not for themselves. and we would never see that writer again
And ironically before the Acolyte opened the floodgates on mockery of lesbians most people were either very respectful or just walked the other way. Now it's open season on ridiculing same-sex attracted women. Nice work Leslye - you put the caustic lye in 'les'.
More like Disney should have flipped the bird, but ol' Bob doesn't have one anymore
@@Jjrmtv Exactly! Art is taking the personal and translating it into the universal through a process of elevation, which is why beauty is inextricably attached to art. Self indulgence is forcing your miserable narcissism on an unwilling and uninspired audience. Or as Tolstoy so aptly wrote, 'all happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'. Which shows the path to universality (aka popularity) has to be up. Suffering is fine in art as long as it gives a path to transcendence. Which is why the victim culture can't produce art - they don't believe in transcending one's victimhood.
Yeah, facilitating Weinstein for years will leave some scars.
Who needs Midi-chlorians when you can have Vagi-chlorians?
Yikes theyre gonna need some cream for that! hahaha.
Scissor-chlorian reading is off the charts.
Vagichlor sounds like a douching product.
With a cave that looks like a vagina, the name sounds about right🎉
Mid-chlorians. Super mid
Walt was right about them. That's why they have to destroy his company.
Hello fellow noticer
@@HansKlopek I'M NOOOOTICING OOAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH
Moonman, Moonman, can't you see?
I've reported this post to the ADL
Yep.....Jesus was right about them too.
"The Acolyte is full of so much horse shit, it could provide enough crop manure to feed several starving third world countries."
Not even two minutes in and my sides are in orbit from "Milky Way muff-divers". Goddamn, this is such an underrated channel.
The entire series cost 180 million dollars. Dune 2 cost 190 million dollars. The difference in sets, costumes, music, sound effects, CGI is enormous.
I'd love to see their books. Where did the $180 million go? It didn't go to the mid actors, sets, costumes, VFX. How much did Leslye Hedland pay herself?
90 million dollars went to craft services for the fat actors
One of these movies actually had a plot and character development
The other didn't
@@pritikinaaStoryboarding. Disney basically shoots everything 3-4-5 times. Realistically, this would have cost 60 mil if someday competent handled it.
Then you have the inflated internal costs, graft, and corruption. Kennedy is definitely getting a "cut" from all the incompetent directors she puts in charge, and for that, their salaries have to include it.
Godzilla minus one cost $15 Million. Sad huh
I think it's kinda cool they're allowing kids from the Make-A-Wish foundation to write for Star Wars. Surely adults aren't getting paid for writing this... right?
Depends- do Weinstein’s secretary and her coven count?
I am sure with each episode we could fund Dune Messiah, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune and chapterhouse
Looks like this was written by blue-haired 16 year old feminist, so your version makes sense
How do these actors take their jobs seriously? Doesn't any actor stop to read the script and then think: wtf is this cesspool?
loads of money. enough to buy copious amounts of alcohol to overcome the cringing embarassment
It’s also how these animals genuinely think. Why do you think that when these people make villains or hero’s, they always end up making the villain more of the hero than the actual hero herself
to be fair, the only actor in the show can’t read English …is my understanding. the rest of them appear to be friends/family/crushes.
The real actor in the bunch, learned a new language and acted his butt off to the best of his ability. We just want authenticity
Money. I would do it for the money, idc.
As a 80s baby I remember watching star wars 100 times over because there wasnt enough content. Now we are getting more content then we bargain for and now we deeply regret it. How ironic is that. !?!?
"And it won't even matter." is the truest thing yet to be said about the whole Star Wars debacle. Lives go on, interests shift, that which was so important becomes a footnote, and so on. There is no larger lesson here, just the ruins of a once proud empire... and it doesn't even matter.
Sort of yes sort of no. It's apart of the cultural decline. Story telling art have become disposable commodities to be sold for profit by corporations. This profiting off art can't be industrialized the way they want and this is just part of what happens when we try to do it. Yay capitalism and yay activism. They killed art and blame us for it
Body positivity is a false term since it refers to saying large, unhealthy, obese bodies are somehow positive. While we should not shame these people, they are neither people to emulate as they are contributing mightily to reversing the perpetual upward trend in human longevity.
Body positivity was supposed to be for acid attack victims, burn victims, breast cancer victims etc. It got hijacked by fat women.
We should shame the ones who think it is a positive and encourage those seeking to shed weight and show empathy for those unable to do so on their own.
I'm not convinced that we shouldn't shame fat people anymore. Shame is one of the most effective tools in the human toolbox for applying social pressure to get people to do what is right, not only for themselves but for their children and society as a whole. The idea that people have a right to do whatever they want shame-free is a modern idea. That's not the way it was for most of human history. The only way the no-shaming creed makes sense is if we have given up on their ability to change. Shaming people for something that is beyond their control is mean and unproductive. Is that the conclusion we have reached about fat people now? They are doomed to be fat forever and there is absolutely nothing they can ever hope to do about it?
Why shouldn't we shame them again?
I'm super into body positivity, as long as the bodies we are being positive about aren't fat and ugly
The lesbian space witches turned me into a newt! ..... I got better.
Every time i hear “…power of mahnnny” my brain offers up, “Three sire! Three!”
@@JoeOvercoat😂😂😂
And what do we do with witches?
"Have a handkerchief ready." Don't worry, I always have one when I'm watching lesbians.
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You win the internet today!
This is where the fun begins!
Walt was so ahead of his time that he left that video decades before his passing 😢.
In fairness to the Holiday Special, as dire as it is, it's just a typical 70's American festive TV variety show. On the basis of this alone, it can be forgiven for being what it is.
The Acolyte has got no such excuses.
Yah, they were generally goofy free form presentations. One had to have low expectations.
At least the Holiday Special had likeable characters and was some what bearable to watch. Acolyte is the opposite of that.
@@samflood5631 it's worth watching for Carrie Fisher's musical solo, which appearantly she was as high as a kite when she sang.
@@bchristian85 What about the rest of the Holiday Special?
Remember, they make money from views, not ratings.
Are the views down? I know I canceled my Disney plus
Actually, that's not entirely true. They need new subscribers and existing subscribers to continue. Subscription numbers are down by 4 million since this time last year. Franchise fans are finally waking up and cancelling. Hitting them in the pocket book is the only recourse you have. Posting comments on YT and scathing reviews on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't make a dent in the problem.
@@jm7804 sure they mainly care about subscribers, but they are also looking at what subscribers are watching. If the answer is that subscribers are watching more of The Acolyte than other things, regardless of the ratings, they have a pretty good case to greenlight other garbage, based on the idea that all attention is good attention
@@MrClockw3rk I don't know if building a business model around people hate-watching your content is sustainable. Imagine, when you go to cancel, a pop-up appears and says "wait! Before you go, here are some upcoming shows we know you'll revile."
@@Conan776 it depends on how it’s monetized. Look at UA-cam, and the emergence of clickbait titles and negative themes.
The background music from the psyche ward of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.... classic touch
Nice catch! 👍
It isn't hard to imagine, in the near future, a scholar saying "We used to make things. Original things... Some of which were good, and persisted, and some of which weren't as good, and fell by the wayside. Then we started just re-making the old, good things, perhaps afraid of striking out on an original course, and failing. Then we began deconstructing the old, good things, saying that they were never as good as we once thought, while continuing to nurse our cowardice. This dissuaded anyone from even trying to make anything original. And now, we no longer remember how."
Yup
The South Park "Happy, Non Offensive, Non Denominational Christmas Play". The only thing missing was "Music by Philip Glass".
Happy Happy Happy, everybody's Happy
"milkyway muff divers" lmfao!!!
You typed the thing that was in the video!
@@rogerborg You typed a thing about the thing that typed about something in the video.
@@JoeOvercoat You typed a thing about a thing nah, too long
It's star wars for the smartphone generation, where nobody feels anything, nothing is grandiose or stirring, and you get rewarded for not rocking the boat too much.
I can’t get past that the children playing the twins are not identical twins, but the adult versions are identical twins (played by the same person, even).
It’s the single laziest thing and emersion breaking beyond anything I’ve seen before. It’s jarring, every single scene they share
Now listen. They only had 180.000.000 dollars to make the show! It would be impossible to find identical twins or use visual effects to create that illusion on such a measly budget.
I was waiting for the eloquent, razor-sharp Echo Chamberlain Treatment to be given to The Acolyte, and you didn't disappoint. Good work, my dear man. ❤🥂
Echo Chamberlain’s reviews are the best. 😂.
If he really is done roasting Disney Wars, there goes one of the last few things I still enjoy about it...
Hearing it sizzle from a good roasting.
Him repeating drinkers nazism is incredibly innovative
I checked out of Disney "Star Wars" a few years ago. Oddly enough, the idea Lesbian Space Witches hasn't drawn me back. 🤣
If Lesbian Headcase had any shred of decency she would be embarrassed out of Hollywood but we all know her ego would never allow that
Neither will her girlfriend Kathy's.
Ohh how disney has defiled and violated starwars
Complete and canonized, Star Wars is. Not this consoomer content slop.
With a big old spiky cactus!
And they claim they fired Gina Carano because she was damaging the brand.
Disney itself has been defiled by Iger and his acolytes
Consider ALL the Disney Star Wokes shows as lame and gay.
At least the holiday special had characters I cared about. And the wookie children were better actors than we have in the Acoshyte.
And Gramps Wookie's VR NSFW porn was better than uncoordinated saphic rave dancing...
The frame bang on 2:00 is this episode in microcosm: the commie-space-witches are all doing a _different_ hands-raised pose. They couldn't even be bothered to choreograph, rehearse, direct, or edit their featured showpiece to the standards of a high school production of Grease.
Obviously the first-and only-takeof that scene...
“Act like you are orgasmically seeking to grab an invisible thread somewhere overhead. Got it? Good. Action!”
LOL I was so overwhelmed with such stupid I didn't see it. It's one of those things the more you watch the dumber it gets😂
"Scissor Sisters." 😂
It surprises me that the people who are defending this, genuinely don't appear to see just how bad the script is and seem to think all criticism against the show is bigotry.
They haven't watched it. The only script they have seen is the one telling them what to say about anyone who doesn't mindlessly praise the show.
Mindless twits, all of them
They've seen it. They just do seem to have the worst taste I've ever seen. Talked to one of them who flat out said they have seen the original trilogy, the prequels, have played the games, including Jedi Academy and Kotor, and they somehow also think The Acolyte is great writing. I assume they're just flat out lying. But it's depressing if true.
These are the demoralized. The people with no culture or any particular ability to think for themselves. They just consume what is given to them and get mad when you don't do the same. They hate themselves along with anyone that wishes to actually criticize their political dogma. Disliking a show made by communists means you actually care about yourself and don't wish to give in to the demoralization they lost to.
UA-cam has deleted my comments so many times I can't even count anymore. So all I will say is they hate themselves and anyone who wishes to criticize the propaganda designed to demoralize.
The power of one.
The power of two.
The power of men.
Y.
That Walt intro really does show with clarity the the place that we were juxtaposed with the place that "they" are. The place they have dragged the company and IPs that were once something to enjoy and share with your kids and family. They are not attacking brands or stories they are attacking the very idea at the foundation of that which Disney represented. They do not realize in their zeal to destroy and corrupt, what they are so steadfastly set on corrupting and destroying, with glee and self-satisfaction that they are only showing the world exactly who and what they are.
Yes, but I suggest that they are broken down into two camps where one camp wants to do “IP mining” to milk the franchises for every penny they can, and the other camp wants to destroy the franchises with DEI to find vengeance for the real & perceived wrongs done to them because of their sexuality.
p.s. Disney must be a lousy place to work right now, with all this drama.
All the while they are sending their funds to their ethnostate to cause more war and destruction. Walt and mustache man were right about them all along
Proving once again, there's nothing worse than a villain convinced of their own heroism
Thanks Walt, for spoiling the whole episode.
I already made this comment but that's not even a slur of the show to call it that. That's just an accurate descriptor of episode 3. Probably why you don't get in trouble for saying it. The ai knows.
In a galaxy not too far away 😂.
I have watched half a dozen brilliant people covering this in YT videos. Of course this next bit is subjective, but none of them made me laugh as much as you did!❤ BRAVO! Harumph! So happy I found your channel.
"Milky Way muff divers..."
Gyat damn... 😅😂🤣🤣🤣
Given the state of the company, something tells me Mr. Disney wouldn't want to thaw from the cryogenic chamber, even if he could
The Star Wars Christmas Special was Shakespearian theatre. We didn't realize it at the time.
I was howling after “muff divers”. “Carpet munchers” was the killing stroke. I hit subscribe immediately!
Legit question: are the media too scared/not allowed to ask Leslye about Harvey?
Yah, why does she get a pass just because she denies any knowledge of any criminality? She had to know.
Not allowed. And scared.
The media are in on it.
"Space scissor sisters" and "Milky-way muff divers" - 😂😂😂😂😂
In addition to targeting Tommen Baratheon, head lesbite also successfully pushes two Caucasian witches, to really ram home the diversity rankings, as though that's something we asked for. Yes, yes.
You mean "Yass, yass!"
Down to 17% now on RT.....
History will see Jar-jar Binks favorably.
The power of what? The power of who? The power buff bag!!!!
Such great representation. Should be a great show. When they chanted "Luke, I am your mothers." Was such a great moment!
The "space scissor sisters"😂😂😂
OMG! "Milky Way muff divers." Lost it! LMAO
The song is like a bad take on Sesame Street. 'One. Two…Er…More…'
The big difference is that Christmas special sells for $500.00. 😊😊
"Hunting for sport." Well said good sir.
Reminds of that episode of beavis and butthead - lesbian seagulls.
The only people weak-minded enough to care about being insulted online are already pretending to like Disney Star Wars. Unfortunately for Disney, that is a very small number of people.
He could stop those he loved from dying and create life.
Is this something I could learn?
Not from a Jedi or a Sith, but I know a planet of Lesbian Space Witches who could probably point you in the right direction.
with the amount of money they spent you would think they could find two little black girls that atleast looked identical lol
I was relieved to see comments on this point because I thought I was taking crazy pills.
They cgi everything why didn't they just cgi the baby?! Like they cgid tarken back to life they couldn't make a baby?!
Or literally just cut frame like we've done for 70 years. Use the cameras intelligently. John rhys Davies is 6 feet tall. Gimli worked and was a believable dwarf. That was done mostly with shots(cinematography) and practical effects. These cunts can't even fake a baby lol.
This is by far the best analysis of this show to date! Thank you for the video and for your service. I'm not religious but, your are doing God's work my friend.
Nice thoughtful dissertation
Attacking it for sport is the perfect way to put it. Hate implies passion, and most of the fan base lost that long ago. If Lucasfilm won't entertain us, then we'll make our own entertain on their wretched products
Lololol "Space scissor sisters!"
I love how at 9:47 you can actually see the stone floor burning. A keep made of stone and metal going up in flames in minutes... this is stupidity on a legendary level!
In a galaxy, not far enough away... 😢
when I was a small child, I used to joke that the Force was a fat, invisible Hawaiian guy who'd just pick up things if you pointed at them. all of a sudden that idea has gotten so much creepier
A very accurate critique.
Your reviews are the best.
I haven’t finished the video but I just wanted to say: the walt disney bit at the begining is pure genius.
0:43. Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying over here!
As someone who saw the original Star Wars in theaters 4 times during the summer of 1977, and has remained a fan my entire life, it pains me greatly to finally admit that Star Wars isn’t made for me any more.
It was, and it is. This thing is just not sw, so it doesn't matter.
Thank you for your service.
Star Wars - 🚼 Born May 25, 1977 - Deceased June 11, 2024 🪦
"At this point, we're not attacking Star Wars out of hate, we're attacking it for sport."
So damn true. All they see is hate, vitriol, toxicity, and other such things. They like their scary power adjectives, and imagine the rage-fueled fans jumping up and down throwing a tantrum. But really, all we're doing now is just having fun with it.
I’m pretty sure “thread” is a tampon reference.
Never thought I’d want JAR JAR back again.
He was annoying in one movie. That's even less than C-3PO who was terrible in everyone imo.
My favorite part is how the people crowing for moral relativism in everything never actually engage in any opinions that are counter to their own, instead decrying them as "evil" without examination.
We need more commentary by Walt Disney himself....lol
Been looking forward to this!
Who ever did that Walt Disney AI voice needs to get a raise!
Hahaha brilliant!
thank you for the walt segment ..now that was a good laugh
Rest in peace Star Wars. I will never forget you❤🙏
The Walt Disney monologue with Percy Faith in the background is priceless.
Great review, scathing!
You have a way with words Echo,
Thank you for your review!
That Wal Disney narrated introduction was... muah! chef's kiss!
well said mate, your analysis is always on point and cuts to the heart of the issue at hand.
Milky Way Muff Divers - omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're brilliant
We're at the point where we are including lesbian, space, and witches in the same breath. 😲 Yeah, we are SO doomed. 🫤
I'd rather hear about "viewer engagement" than views, Disney... but you know that.
Brilliant. Best one yet !
I've been watching this series with the single purpose of better enjoying the work of critics here on UA-cam and I am having a lot of fun! Great video!
Milkyway muff divers.....😮
I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
After watching The Acolyte Episode 03, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
My god! Someone check Disney's writing staff!!