“Why does everyone locks their balcony these days” Me: Well you see animals are starting to get smarter and people are getting weird and you don’t either of those in your room when your guard is down
Fun fact, he didn't actually tell the listener to forget him that last time, so like Bitey friend comes to visit and is a little startled when the listener reacts calmly? Lol
Him: "What the hell did you eat?!" Me: "Souls of the innocent-" Thanks for the reminder! Grabbed an apple :) although now I ain't skipping meals, the thought that "I will eat when I am done with work" still bothers me to this day, hope it doesn't cloud my brain again :') thank you~
Who the hell eats souls of the innocent? They taste so bland and... Normal. Keep your peasant food away! Souls of the damned is where it's at, though I doubt my refined favorites is something you could handle. As my choice in substance is an acquired taste. /s
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Other vampires: your blood is the best one i’ve ever had
This vampire: it tastes like acic
I won’t say it’s not true, because it probably is
Me holding the garlic: Anything can be used to repel if you throw it hard enough, *throws garlic*
“Why does everyone locks their balcony these days”
Me: Well you see animals are starting to get smarter and people are getting weird and you don’t either of those in your room when your guard is down
Fun fact, he didn't actually tell the listener to forget him that last time, so like
Bitey friend comes to visit and is a little startled when the listener reacts calmly? Lol
I literally just ate McDonald's...
NOT ENOUGH
"Why are you awake? It's 4am!"
>glances at the time while I'm listening to this
>it's actually 4am
>WHAT
Him - im gonna be straight with you
Me - I cannot promise the same🌈
Him: wtf do you eat?!
Me: eating is a thing?
I felt so called out 😂 just had some instant noodles before this with a side of McDonalds nuggets 🤣
I'm not calling the police I'm texting my bestie about this !!! And that sandwich better be chicken and sweetcorn
Him: "What the hell did you eat?!"
Me: "Souls of the innocent-"
Thanks for the reminder! Grabbed an apple :) although now I ain't skipping meals, the thought that "I will eat when I am done with work" still bothers me to this day, hope it doesn't cloud my brain again :') thank you~
Pfft that was my immediate thought when I saw the thumbnail, we clearly have the same diet (and sense of humor lol). XD
Who the hell eats souls of the innocent?
They taste so bland and... Normal.
Keep your peasant food away!
Souls of the damned is where it's at, though I doubt my refined favorites is something you could handle. As my choice in substance is an acquired taste. /s
huh- I thought you ate a bagel
Mannnnn, i I just had a gastroenterologist disease, I’m sorry if my blood taste like applesauce.
Jokes on you I literally have to go to work at 3:30 am.
You: "Nobody who smiles is going to hurt you"
Me: (about to list psychopaths and horror characters that do exactly that)
right? i was like the joker, dentists, buddy i could go on
… gatorade‘s and carrots that’s what i eat
(this is what I recently ate because I just got home from volleyball practice so healthy food-)
MCDONALDS STILL COUNTS AS FOOD
Lamo that's me 4am morning awake 😂
I’m eating gluten free saltines……. lol
Vampire bla bla bla
I'm a insomniac
This is hilarious
lmao 😂
this is INSULTING.
....i fr just love the expression in the thumbnail :)
Great audio btw, i love your work Jupiter 🤍
Everyone in the comments, have a nice day/night :)