Perfectly Cut Screams #4

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  • @dracokratt7575
    @dracokratt7575 3 роки тому +5408

    "It's so consistent its so guttural, it's the perfect horror movie scream." - Jacksepticeye, professional screamer.

    • @RMArblx
      @RMArblx 3 роки тому +15

      Gordon ramsay

    • @plazma0325
      @plazma0325 3 роки тому +44

      Lily: *screams*
      Jack: 10/10! *chef's kiss* 👌

    • @mysticllama9942
      @mysticllama9942 3 роки тому +12

      Yo why is ur pfp a Xbox generated gp😳

    • @RMArblx
      @RMArblx 3 роки тому +5

      Nah its a screenshot

    • @umeramin2255
      @umeramin2255 3 роки тому +4

      @@mysticllama9942 hes atrue gamer

  • @raijyn2452
    @raijyn2452 3 роки тому +9309

    Mass respect to Doofenshmirtz's dedication to being a dad

  • @kittydoescosplay2416
    @kittydoescosplay2416 3 роки тому +4061

    I literally cannot stop laughing at the guy that fake slit his crying child’s throat with a play sword. That’s 100% why I should never be a parent. I’d do that.

    • @exoticbutters4257
      @exoticbutters4257 3 роки тому +79

      Smash Bros in a nutshell

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 3 роки тому +29

      @@exoticbutters4257
      ...Wait what? 😅

    • @exoticbutters4257
      @exoticbutters4257 3 роки тому +16

      @@Mr_Original laugh

    • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
      @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 3 роки тому +91

      The dude that called his baby a busted can of biscuits 😂

    • @Suegiclah
      @Suegiclah 3 роки тому +27

      I looked at it about 5 times just for the scream and laughed every time. I'm messed up 😂

  • @thegrandmaster1637
    @thegrandmaster1637 Рік тому +353

    11:30 He chose not to get the child to be quiet, but rather to he chose to silence her.
    Pure poetry 👌

    • @slinknebula9100
      @slinknebula9100 7 місяців тому +6

      did you see that he was A-poseing at the end

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +24814

    Jack: "I need to be more productive"
    Well there's nothing more productive than watching perfectly cut screams

    • @bryanarguetta682
      @bryanarguetta682 3 роки тому +22

      Yes

    • @lebronjesus172
      @lebronjesus172 3 роки тому +489

      ​@Savetion II Stop begging for attention, especially by making fun of someone's death.

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 роки тому +22

      Ikr

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 роки тому +253

      @Savetion II my grandfather died yesterday and it's not funny

    • @ghostmalone6154
      @ghostmalone6154 3 роки тому +269

      @@lebronjesus172 I've reported the account and left a nice long paragraph to the report team they will sort the little c**t out. Have a nice day/night :)

  • @audreyd8232
    @audreyd8232 3 роки тому +5372

    Alternate title: Guy who goes by “Jack” who’s name is actually Sean slaps his own ass and is confused.

    • @Peannlui
      @Peannlui 3 роки тому +53

      And 'Sean' is the Irish form of 'John'.

    • @Composition687
      @Composition687 3 роки тому +47

      another alternate title: Jack watching cut screams while having problems trying to say words.

    • @vexedemperor5588
      @vexedemperor5588 3 роки тому +7

      And his humour is now screaming =funny

    • @Lazappp
      @Lazappp 3 роки тому +4

      @Savetion what? Thats not something to laugh about

    • @BigGarchomp
      @BigGarchomp 3 роки тому +9

      *smack* HEY! WHO DID THAT? WHOS IN HERE?

  • @ninjamac999
    @ninjamac999 3 роки тому +7868

    "Yes, blind the child!"
    "Yes, terrify the child!"
    Grunkle Stan

  • @helloworld4039
    @helloworld4039 2 роки тому +858

    Steve-o is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”

  • @Taco-Seller
    @Taco-Seller 3 роки тому +1031

    Props to the dad who executed his daughter like For Honor.

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 3 роки тому +8913

    If there was ever such a thing as a professional screamer it is Jacksepticeye

  • @ovassive5484
    @ovassive5484 3 роки тому +2118

    8:25
    "He's so stoic about it"
    *Literally Ed's heartbeat: 163*

    • @Buizie
      @Buizie 3 роки тому +40

      He choked it again

    • @wong3795
      @wong3795 2 роки тому +15

      That clip was legendary one

    • @imheretojest2826
      @imheretojest2826 2 роки тому +53

      Well stoicism is just the ability to conceal emotion. His heartbeat was 163, but he never outwardly showed that.

  • @maxthedeadthing
    @maxthedeadthing 6 місяців тому +43

    3:07 “idk what this guy is the ceo of”
    brennan lee mulligan: ceo of dungeon mastering with stocks in being an internet father figure and being from new york city

  • @FairbairnFilms
    @FairbairnFilms 3 роки тому +14647

    Just happy to be here

  • @jeng3805
    @jeng3805 3 роки тому +498

    Slaps Jack's ass
    "Hey! Who was that?"
    It was the whiteboard Jack, finally exacting it's vengeance upon you 😂😂😂

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 3 роки тому +6

      *"LAUGH!"*

    • @pjimin219
      @pjimin219 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

    • @nayeemaakhter2798
      @nayeemaakhter2798 3 роки тому +2

      @Moon Boy ❶ First learn to properly write Jacksepticeye

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 3 роки тому +1

      Finally the white board clapping back

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk 3 роки тому +1

      The new series of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos, the whiteboards revenge

  • @emminet
    @emminet 3 роки тому +392

    Jack: We lost Tumblr because of the purge...
    Tumblr: Quit telling people I'm dead!
    Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 3 роки тому +13

      For real I was JUST using Tumblr before watching this video haha.

    • @SiffrinISAT
      @SiffrinISAT 3 роки тому +17

      No, no,let them think it's dead, that way the drama (mostly) stays for twitter

    • @emminet
      @emminet 3 роки тому +3

      @@SiffrinISAT true, true!

    • @tia8465
      @tia8465 3 роки тому +1

      @@SiffrinISAT exactly

  • @B0ganP0tat0
    @B0ganP0tat0 2 роки тому +52

    15:30
    Bro, I’m so fucking glad Jack included Fairbairn films in his video, as a fellow from rural Australia, it’s bloody awesome seeing some of my favourite native channels getting shared.

  • @camerican_gm
    @camerican_gm 3 роки тому +1458

    Jack when he sees a kid get hurt: "Yes Burn the Child!!!"
    Jack when he sees a dog get hurt: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

  • @pyramidgamingarchive
    @pyramidgamingarchive 3 роки тому +1032

    Can we just appreciate jack's editor. His subtle edits make the video that little bit better

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 3 роки тому +39

      Robin is awesome. I love him and his edits! Jack actually plays a few games with him. Human Fall Flat and A Way Out are my favourites. I think he has two editors now - I'm pretty sure the newer one used to edit the Unus Annus videos - but honestly Robin is my favourite.

    • @jevaun-deanlinton3285
      @jevaun-deanlinton3285 3 роки тому +5

      Faxx

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 роки тому +5

      10:31

    • @declan4826
      @declan4826 3 роки тому +6

      Actually, I think you should use “her” instead of “him.” Not being that guy, just didn’t want you to use the wrong pronoun for Robin.

    • @melissatheghost
      @melissatheghost 3 роки тому +2

      @@declan4826 I thought they didn't change their pronouns yet?

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 3 роки тому +1543

    Me: *accidentaly steps on dog's paw*
    Me immediately after: "Into exile, I must go."

  • @8ballmuntantteam58
    @8ballmuntantteam58 Рік тому +63

    16:11 Sean has his pure horror on his face because Steve o doesn’t have to do this anymore

  • @potatosoot
    @potatosoot 2 роки тому +1833

    Jack: "Oh no this clip has an ending to it. Poor Wilbur"
    Wilbur: "NOOOOOOO"

  • @DH_WhaleShark
    @DH_WhaleShark 3 роки тому +744

    Jack: *tries to trick me into thinking the video is paused*
    Me on mobile: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 3 роки тому +5042

    The funniest thing about Jack pretending to pause the video, was that when he did, I actually paused the video as he did it, and so when I went to play it, I was confused why it wasn't starting.

    • @mallifer481
      @mallifer481 3 роки тому +33

      s a m e

    • @WinterAsked
      @WinterAsked 3 роки тому +63

      Jokes on jack I'm on phone

    • @meg9599
      @meg9599 3 роки тому +8

      I read this comment as that happened lol

    • @aspen8403
      @aspen8403 3 роки тому +5

      @@WinterAsked same haha

    • @connorplayz7743
      @connorplayz7743 3 роки тому +2

      i did too!!! lol!!!

  • @TrafficConeMan-p4l
    @TrafficConeMan-p4l 2 роки тому +60

    4:49 I love how this clip is so true

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +12526

    Pepper Spray the children. Now thats art

    • @mr_mcfatback
      @mr_mcfatback 3 роки тому +95

      play russian roulette by yourself

    • @ihonestlydontcare1158
      @ihonestlydontcare1158 3 роки тому +106

      @@timothyowens6769 ignore him he feeds off anger

    • @BadTortoise430
      @BadTortoise430 3 роки тому +47

      @@timothyowens6769 It's a bot

    • @waifudragon7760
      @waifudragon7760 3 роки тому +3

      this comment is comdey gold

    • @MarlboroManiac
      @MarlboroManiac 3 роки тому +51

      @@timothyowens6769 hes been here before. Hes messed up report him

  • @BigMan7o0
    @BigMan7o0 3 роки тому +312

    That accidentally hurting your dog one is so true. Any time I accidentally stepped on my puppers tail/paw I immediately gave her ALL the cuddles and kisses.

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 3 роки тому +4

      @@sweetfreeze5528 don’t react to that idiot he just wants you to react to it

    • @theaussiegrubb6706
      @theaussiegrubb6706 3 роки тому +2

      just incase you were curious that vid is by Fairbairn Films. they do alot of skits like it

    • @Mark-oz7vp
      @Mark-oz7vp 3 роки тому +1

      I only need to hurt a stuffed animal and I react exactly like that.

  • @shermanleong2636
    @shermanleong2636 3 роки тому +537

    4:07
    Guy: “I’m suing you, stop the ride right now.”
    Roller Coaster Operator: ₙₒ

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 роки тому +8

      I can't imagine someone saying that somewhere else than the US. :}

    • @kiwipaws1626
      @kiwipaws1626 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao a few years ago in six flags me and my family went ahead to ride for the first time MR.Freeze , I never knew it went backwards and the platform goes down, but god once I got inside the chair I felt the most intense fear and yelled that I was scared and wanted to get out , the damn operator said “ IMMA COUNT DOWN TO 3 , LOL NAH “ and started the ride immediately, I never been so betrayed ;~;

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 роки тому +3

      @@kiwipaws1626 At least you didn't sue him.

    • @waddletea5866
      @waddletea5866 3 роки тому +3

      12:43 14:45 I laughed at lol

    • @readingdino711
      @readingdino711 3 роки тому +1

      @@ClickItYT Maybe like a really german Allman would do it too.

  • @Rachel-pb6bn
    @Rachel-pb6bn 2 роки тому +49

    I got a tumblr notification right as Sean said that no one uses it anymore. Twas perfect timing

  • @lynnismad6747
    @lynnismad6747 3 роки тому +774

    Let’s take a moment appreciate the man in the first video and his singing

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 роки тому +5

      Good thing this wasn’t a try not to laugh challenge bc I failed so hard on this one😂 but yes he has a really good voice

    • @noodlethedoodle6174
      @noodlethedoodle6174 3 роки тому +7

      and his doggos

    • @s_mai8970
      @s_mai8970 3 роки тому +5

      IKR, his singing was too good 😭

    • @conxues500
      @conxues500 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @kcabra95
    @kcabra95 3 роки тому +999

    I like how the husky owner said “no sea chillón”, which means “don’t be a crybaby” in spanish, right before the epic scream happens

  • @aliciamaravilla930
    @aliciamaravilla930 3 роки тому +2259

    Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Jack: yep that’s about everyone’s reaction when they see this

  • @THEMuzan-l5m
    @THEMuzan-l5m Рік тому +25

    "Dude is hittening ma- hittening.."
    "I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!! "

  • @nathanielclaycamp9796
    @nathanielclaycamp9796 3 роки тому +403

    I told my grandma I was going to go watch jacksepitceye and she said "If that makes you happy" She's so sweet

  • @Septic-Hearts
    @Septic-Hearts 3 роки тому +689

    The best perfectly cut screams are when an ad pops up in the middle of a Jacksepticeye video.

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 роки тому +10

      Kids are screaming and then they give us insurance advertisements, couldn’t be any better

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 роки тому +4

      EVERY. SINGLE. AD. INTERRUPTED. SOMETHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *mobile game ad plays*

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 роки тому +1

      @Yes Ha I don't trust u..

    • @julian009
      @julian009 3 роки тому

      I've got a hack for you. Just slide the video tracker all the way to the end of the video and press replay. No more ads

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 роки тому

      @@julian009 :o

  • @nvummi
    @nvummi 3 роки тому +449

    Man, if this UA-cam thing doesn't really work out anymore in the future, I hope he really gets into voice acting. He's mad fucking good at it

    • @gori272
      @gori272 3 роки тому +14

      A new Sonic the Hedgehog show will be airing on netflix either this year or next year, I wonder if Irish the Hedgehog (voiced by spedicey) will have a cameo there

    • @Nickulator
      @Nickulator 3 роки тому +13

      For real though. It was one of the main reasons I always saw his playthrough of games like Undertale and Night in the Woods. His range is Incredible and so is his timing, delivery and of course he's funny as well.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 3 роки тому +4

      @@gori272 He's in that one movie with Ryan Reynolds. Called "Guy", or something.

    • @Byrdamus
      @Byrdamus 3 роки тому

      @@anzaca1 is it Ryan Reynolds or Seán that’s named guy

    • @super_3410
      @super_3410 3 роки тому

      @@Byrdamus I think it’s what the movie is called.

  • @BRAWLF2P
    @BRAWLF2P 11 місяців тому +6

    "Dude is Hittening.....I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!!!!" That got me laughing out loud😂😂😂

  • @Caitlin_Mitchell
    @Caitlin_Mitchell 3 роки тому +578

    HEEEEY! So when a dog accidentally hurts another dog when they are playing, and the dog yelps, the other dog immediately begins loving on them, licking them etc. as an apology. If you get on their level and are really gentle with them after you accidentally hurt them, they will know that you didn't mean it :D Gently pet/rub their head and speak quietly to them.

    • @Gemini-Lion
      @Gemini-Lion 3 роки тому +6

      That is good to know..

    • @elightorange
      @elightorange 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you

    • @mokisaur
      @mokisaur 3 роки тому +17

      Somewhat the same for cats! They don't get as affectionate, but they calm down and get cautious when play goes too far. If you accidentally step on your cats tail or paw giving them a calm reassurance is all the comfort they need :) Cats and dogs have pretty high emotional intelligence!

    • @TariotFrog
      @TariotFrog 3 роки тому +7

      THANK GOD, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY DOGS PAW AND HE YELPS AND I PANICKED AND CRIED. my mom was playing with our dog once and he got hurt. She ended up buying him a bed

    • @luminaryupriseslowed
      @luminaryupriseslowed 3 роки тому +2

      Dang and I’ve just been naturally doing that without knowing that happens-

  • @ChickChickChirp
    @ChickChickChirp 3 роки тому +720

    Imagine Jack as a dad tho
    That would be a loud child
    They would both be screaming just to make each other laugh

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 роки тому +10

      That joke isn’t funny

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 роки тому +11

      Have a horrible day

    • @seudcube
      @seudcube 3 роки тому +5

      @Savetion II dudes that's not funny

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 роки тому +4

      Why apologize why don’t we just kick the soul out of savetion man.

    • @Somechick-v2g
      @Somechick-v2g 3 роки тому +6

      @Savetion II did you get..anything out of that?

  • @witchisasimp6223
    @witchisasimp6223 3 роки тому +725

    Jack: *tries to trick us with a fake pause*
    *me watching on mobile* : “I dont gave such weaknesses”

  • @briannarichardson9511
    @briannarichardson9511 2 роки тому +17

    6:19
    This kid is the only reason I watch this particular video so many times

  • @deargawd
    @deargawd 3 роки тому +376

    ITS SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    GATHER NEW VOCAL CORDS ITS
    SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    THE ONLY CURE FOR AAA-

    • @twinmindedsanity9749
      @twinmindedsanity9749 3 роки тому +7

      I applaud to your creativity

    • @deargawd
      @deargawd 3 роки тому +5

      @@twinmindedsanity9749 thank you I do this all the AAAA-

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 3 роки тому +2

      @@deargawd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Failure_Ink
      @Failure_Ink 3 роки тому +1

      @@mewxtherealitygod4706 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @snowflake_18
      @snowflake_18 3 роки тому +1

      Damn, good one bro

  • @Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer
    @Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer 3 роки тому +164

    "its scream time, its scream time, gather all your friends, its scream time, its scream, the only cure for happiness"

    • @maggiedrain6465
      @maggiedrain6465 3 роки тому +8

      Correction: The only cure for silence
      Hehe

    • @username-qi9vn
      @username-qi9vn 3 роки тому

      then he should do a cut out scream at the end

  • @potatopotato8526
    @potatopotato8526 3 роки тому +841

    As a husky owner I can confirm. *they really scream all the time*

  • @dayshawndaves6277
    @dayshawndaves6277 2 роки тому +43

    We love you Jack and we love what you do on this wonderful platform and what you have created.

  • @evakazoo
    @evakazoo 3 роки тому +612

    There’s like thirty seconds of Wilbur Soot on screen and the whole fandom’s gonna show up

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 роки тому +7

      Huh, *where*

    • @evakazoo
      @evakazoo 3 роки тому +10

      @@hellodolly7301 10:41 Tennis ball thrown against the wall

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 роки тому +19

      @@evakazoo Ohh
      I must've been more blind than Gogy not to notice that--
      /j

    • @griefsheaf2306
      @griefsheaf2306 3 роки тому +17

      Well... I can't say shit since I'm one of em' but damn.

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 3 роки тому +16

      His fandom is wild, I dig Wilbur's videos and he seems like a chill dude but his fanbase is kinda wack.

  • @julianmitchell-israel4887
    @julianmitchell-israel4887 3 роки тому +341

    Jack: What's he the CEO of?
    Me: Humor, Jackaboy. That's Brennan Lee Mulligan, the CEO of comedy.

    • @arboriacollective1616
      @arboriacollective1616 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO YES I was hoping someone had commented this

    • @G30R6E93
      @G30R6E93 3 роки тому +4

      In the wise words of said CEO: HELL YEAH!

  • @bingus0838
    @bingus0838 3 роки тому +183

    Guy: crying about ice cream
    Jack: that more like perfectly cut crying thats not funny
    Baby 2 clips later: *starts crying*
    Jack (laughing while saying) awwwww
    Baby: *gets thumbnail*

  • @The1stBeanCouncilMember
    @The1stBeanCouncilMember 9 місяців тому +6

    Doofenschmirtz unlocked a new ability: *_The Finger of God_*

  • @ULTRA-cr1lr
    @ULTRA-cr1lr 3 роки тому +521

    One day I met a wise man, he gave this life advice: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”. Now I’m a better man.

    • @yendigo
      @yendigo 3 роки тому +4

      That song guy, old man with da hat

    • @M4ngoMutiny
      @M4ngoMutiny 3 роки тому +2

      Was it the kid that broke his head on that rock

    • @dandallman8056
      @dandallman8056 3 роки тому +1

      @@yendigo 11:30

    • @geekonstreek3489
      @geekonstreek3489 3 роки тому

      Never seen more truthful passages in my life...

  • @DJ_Pyrodox
    @DJ_Pyrodox 3 роки тому +175

    Jack: *sees child in pain*
    Also Jack: *Laughs uncontrollably*

  • @myladychaos
    @myladychaos 3 роки тому +382

    That one lady is a true New Yorker: Hot headed with a deadly case of Grummy. But she's polite enough to pull up her mask over her nose

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 3 роки тому +22

      as a new yorker myself i can confirm that this is how all of us act.
      every single one of us.

    • @nayaritsoleil7929
      @nayaritsoleil7929 3 роки тому +11

      She turned around so quick to put that dude in his place, and he just had to keep it going 😂

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 роки тому +1

      I want to know who he is so badly

  • @deepmind5318
    @deepmind5318 2 роки тому +6

    "dang, how did that come out of my throat?"
    That's what he said.

  • @charleygadd
    @charleygadd 3 роки тому +392

    I love how Wilbur Soot and Fairbairn Films are in this video

    • @chaseywoot
      @chaseywoot 3 роки тому +14

      Wilby

    • @mitty9109
      @mitty9109 3 роки тому +5

      Fairbairn films are amazing

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 3 роки тому +4

      Where was Wilbur? I didn't see him in here

    • @beartart
      @beartart 3 роки тому +5

      @@leodavis4242 10:41 lol

    • @emii4733
      @emii4733 3 роки тому +3

      We love to see it!

  • @beenos4019
    @beenos4019 3 роки тому +319

    Jack attempting to make us think the video is paused
    Me who's on a phone: no I don't I will

  • @potatoman7864
    @potatoman7864 3 роки тому +620

    Jacksepticeye: uploads another perfectly cut screams
    Everyone: A blessing from the lord

    • @user-bz9vb7gf9m
      @user-bz9vb7gf9m 3 роки тому +2

      *OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!*
      MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED UA-camR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @user-bz9vb7gf9m
      @user-bz9vb7gf9m 3 роки тому +2

      *OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!*
      MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED UA-camR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @DrunkCillBlinton
      @DrunkCillBlinton 3 роки тому +1

      Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

    • @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ
      @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ 3 роки тому +5

      @@DrunkCillBlinton no

    • @Six3r721
      @Six3r721 3 роки тому +8

      How did you manage to attract every single bot ever

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine Рік тому +7

    Steveo is the personification of letting the intrusive thoughts win lol 16:20

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 3 роки тому +466

    "Can't I just drink one glass of water at the end of the day when I'm dehydrated?" SOMEONE GETS IT.

  • @pink.berrrries
    @pink.berrrries 3 роки тому +356

    “I GIVE UP ON ENGLI-“ was perfectly cut as well

  • @attackhelicopter3459
    @attackhelicopter3459 3 роки тому +269

    “You look like a busted can of biscuits”
    Baby: and I took that personally

    • @A_swarm_of_bees_
      @A_swarm_of_bees_ 3 роки тому +1

      9:37 what do you think of this ?

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 3 роки тому

      For some reason, the way he said that cracks me up so hard...

  • @mariaboulerisse6022
    @mariaboulerisse6022 2 роки тому +13

    11:47 “how babies are born” HAS ME 😭

  • @hardthrobbingburrito9371
    @hardthrobbingburrito9371 3 роки тому +567

    Are we gonna talk about how he laughs his ass off at kids getting hurt but the second he sees a dog get hurt he’s like “oh no 🥺” lmao

    • @thebiggestthickestbean5232
      @thebiggestthickestbean5232 3 роки тому +65

      Everyone knows dogs are more important than children

    • @hardthrobbingburrito9371
      @hardthrobbingburrito9371 3 роки тому +10

      @@thebiggestthickestbean5232 good point

    • @rbridget24
      @rbridget24 3 роки тому +22

      Kids get hurt: funny as hell
      Dogs getting hurt: that’s just cruel and sad
      Thats just how it is and I’m ok with that 😅😅

    • @sidwarner1166
      @sidwarner1166 3 роки тому +1

      @@thebiggestthickestbean5232 why didn't your parents think that

    • @thebiggestthickestbean5232
      @thebiggestthickestbean5232 3 роки тому +9

      @@sidwarner1166 I’m a dog

  • @sunnybumblebear8873
    @sunnybumblebear8873 3 роки тому +383

    “Poor Wilbur” I paused. I never associated Jack and Wilbur with each other. In my brain, they just, exist separately.

    • @nexdubius5290
      @nexdubius5290 3 роки тому +6

      Same😂😔

    • @l.a._.pineapple722
      @l.a._.pineapple722 3 роки тому +54

      It’s so weird some youtubers to me just live in completely different worlds if they don’t interact or do the same things as each other- and when they interact it’s like one of those crossover episodes-

    • @shigeosmilk
      @shigeosmilk 3 роки тому +8

      They’ve played among us together I think
      Maybe
      Dunno
      Probably

    • @arisoares6935
      @arisoares6935 3 роки тому +1

      I was so sad when he didnt say anything about him

    • @violaf5606
      @violaf5606 3 роки тому +2

      I mean I'm pretty sure they've met each other before, there's a photo of them somewhere I've seen

  • @otto5639
    @otto5639 3 роки тому +408

    The Tennis Ball clip wasnt even the entire ending, it ends with "Cancer rates are on the rise, but our always low prices aren't. Wal-Mart."

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 роки тому +25

    11:05
    We gonna get a "Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!!!" Wilbur reaction also?

  • @anubis63000jd
    @anubis63000jd 3 роки тому +353

    Doofen is just a good guy. Like... he's a villain with an excellent moral compass. It's neat. Don't really need to know more.

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix21 3 роки тому +518

    Lily has *learned* to be afraid of Michael's inventions.

    • @mobpsychofan100
      @mobpsychofan100 3 роки тому +6

      oh she should

    • @skedizzle
      @skedizzle 3 роки тому +4

      I'm getting flashbacks to the surgery robot...

    • @Sanicsonic-vu2tw
      @Sanicsonic-vu2tw 3 роки тому +1

      Love the part were the dog get tazed I find it humerus 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😆😂😂😆🤣😆😂

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 роки тому

      @@skedizzle yeah she probably got legit PTSD from that like holy shit

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 3 роки тому

      Kinda like the purple square with the _other_ Michael

  • @ZodiacCSin
    @ZodiacCSin 3 роки тому +460

    "I'm sorry little one, but you've said your last ohiyo"
    Meme man: *proceeds to throw little one into furnace*.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 3 роки тому +14

      "You have ohi-ed your last yo."

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 3 роки тому +3

      thanos energy

    • @ahzzzz687
      @ahzzzz687 3 роки тому

      @Yes Ha no that isn't Mr Beast 5 is his new channel

    • @Bob13454
      @Bob13454 3 роки тому

      That was fucking hilarious

    • @sircumfrence_0
      @sircumfrence_0 3 роки тому

      Ohio doesn’t exist

  • @bloodblade58
    @bloodblade58 2 роки тому +14

    4:49 is the worst kind of pain especially when changing brake pads.

  • @DadVR
    @DadVR 3 роки тому +821

    Child: gets really hurt*
    Jack: *HAHAHA*
    Dog: *gets zapped by electric net
    Jack: nooo… *:(*

    • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
      @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 3 роки тому +10

      You don’t have your priorities straight then

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 роки тому +41

      Literally same tho. We don't hurt the doggos.
      But it's funny when kids bonk into shit.

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 роки тому +13

      @frost nah not really. I grew up with a very unbiased mom. She told us all the time "this is why animals eat their young" and "dogs just learn faster than children"
      Dogs are loyal, a kid will give me up for a game and a Swiss roll.
      I have 3 small humans, dogs are so much easier and by far more innocent than the gremlins we birth.

    • @jagerm.7430
      @jagerm.7430 3 роки тому +4

      @@ambertoennies2353 My SIBLINGS would give me up for less.

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 роки тому +2

      @@jagerm.7430 fck dude I feel sorry for you man. 😩

  • @Lia-oz6sv
    @Lia-oz6sv 3 роки тому +357

    Jack saying he hopes he never sees a child fall irl got me. Happened at the mall, I was walking with a friend and saw a little girl fall over, and the reactions were very different. He starts laughing his ass off, and my babysitter instincts went off so I ran over to help her up. Two kinds of people.

    • @mehpainter
      @mehpainter 3 роки тому +25

      I’d be laughing my ass off _and_ going over help

    • @maleighlovesbroadway
      @maleighlovesbroadway 3 роки тому +2

      I'm just like you. I can't stand when kids get hurt all I think is "are they ok" lol

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 роки тому +7

      @@maleighlovesbroadway I think a lot of kids, especially toddlers, will fall and barely recognize they got hurt, but since a lot of people seem worried they freak out. Happened to my sister, she'd only start crying when we were worried. Otherwise, she'd laugh with us

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 3 роки тому +4

      @@maddoxio thus why I only ask if my three year old brother is ok! All he does is nod lol

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 роки тому

      I am different, what the hell is a mall?

  • @helloitseko827
    @helloitseko827 3 роки тому +508

    Kid: helps me forget about my cancer
    Wilbur: NOO-
    Jack: yep

    • @Cally_bbykid
      @Cally_bbykid 3 роки тому +38

      PIGEONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
      *NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

    • @anag9710
      @anag9710 3 роки тому +12

      The crossover we never knew we needed

    • @uwu9530
      @uwu9530 3 роки тому +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEEEN BOYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @Crows_forever
      @Crows_forever 3 роки тому +1

      IM GAY FOR THE EGG

  • @Liu_Xiu
    @Liu_Xiu 2 роки тому +8

    12:14 and there is a version where there is this guy who’s bald and has no hand, it’s so hilarious 😂😂

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 3 роки тому +350

    The KSI one actually got me... like the thing Jack did immediatly afterwards i legit thought my pc froze

  • @anakinskywalker7707
    @anakinskywalker7707 3 роки тому +586

    Baby: enjoying life
    Random guy: “You look like a busted can of biscuits”
    Baby: ☹️

    • @Novastrous
      @Novastrous 3 роки тому +13

      Aww that was so sad🥺

    • @Spoogk
      @Spoogk 3 роки тому +8

      @@Novastrous you spelt funny wrong

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 3 роки тому +4

      Baby
      Man you look like a busted can of biscuits
      Baby:🥺😭 still funny tho

    • @Randomperc
      @Randomperc 3 роки тому +2

      Not a guy but _/🙃\_

    • @xxLucienn
      @xxLucienn 3 роки тому +1

      Not the younglings

  • @purrfect6351
    @purrfect6351 3 роки тому +309

    I was watching this on the toilet and my partner thought it was me screaming and came bursting in to see what sort of ungodly bowel movement I was having.

    • @meganbattles302
      @meganbattles302 3 роки тому +40

      You have a very loving partner

    • @ky-aj-m
      @ky-aj-m 3 роки тому +28

      True love

    • @uh4055
      @uh4055 3 роки тому +13

      True love indeed

    • @aimrurt5980
      @aimrurt5980 3 роки тому +9

      I can imagine being your partner, just relaxing in your room, listening to music when all of a sudden from the bathroom *_AAAAAAA_*

    • @isaiahwatson9914
      @isaiahwatson9914 3 роки тому +1

      B r u h

  • @Pink-Computer
    @Pink-Computer Рік тому +5

    Wilbur screaming "NOOOO" is literally so iconic that first time I saw it, I didn't even know who he was. proud to say I know who he is now 🤣

  • @gracelemmon7808
    @gracelemmon7808 3 роки тому +105

    As someone who’s been subjected to a pretentious spoken word performance for a speech assignment in a college philosophy course, “you, me, gas station” hits differently.

  • @melaniepellens1152
    @melaniepellens1152 3 роки тому +122

    Can we just appreciate how good Sean is in voice acting.

  • @colinbell2983
    @colinbell2983 3 роки тому +149

    "I give up on english"
    Petition for Sean to speak Irish for the entirity of a (decently lengthed) video

    • @ZacK00.-
      @ZacK00.- 3 роки тому

      No.

    • @dracodistortion9447
      @dracodistortion9447 3 роки тому

      SEOOOOO

    • @ZacK00.-
      @ZacK00.- 3 роки тому

      @Savetion III You hella late but ok weirdo

    • @69SUGOI
      @69SUGOI 3 роки тому

      well tho tbh he only knows a few phrases i think

    • @ocean9577
      @ocean9577 3 роки тому +1

      he probably isn’t fluent.... it’s a dying language here and only a very small handful of people are able to speak the language for longer than a couple sentences.

  • @FellaIsntFine
    @FellaIsntFine 2 роки тому +9

    I was having a really bad day, and it only got worse when I got home. But you're making me smile and laugh even though my eyes are red and puffy. Thank you

  • @queenaunt4531
    @queenaunt4531 3 роки тому +813

    Jacksepticeye, Brenndan Lee Mulligan, KSI, AND Wilbur Soot in one video?! This is too powerful.

  • @biggieboy3570
    @biggieboy3570 3 роки тому +234

    If Jack was a font he'd be papyrus double spaced bolded and every other word is in all capital letters for no reason

    • @KingSnorlax21
      @KingSnorlax21 3 роки тому +16

      @Savetion III It isn't funny, it's sad that he passed

    • @lorip3561
      @lorip3561 3 роки тому +13

      @@KingSnorlax21 I agree. Just remember to report everyone who does it

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 3 роки тому +16

      @Savetion III at least his father loved him, unlike yours, you pathetic child.

    • @13BloodyDragons
      @13BloodyDragons 3 роки тому +7

      oh if only Papyrus bolded, lol

    • @amranium
      @amranium 3 роки тому +13

      1) who the shit is making jokes about people who have passed, that's not even remotely funny
      2) nah he'd be that permanent marker font

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 роки тому +1451

    5:25 Jack is Corpse! CONFIRMED!

  • @HonestNotModest80085
    @HonestNotModest80085 2 роки тому +1

    12:43 This dude just said the plot of every show that goes on for 10 seasons or more.

  • @fallen9746
    @fallen9746 3 роки тому +239

    Child: Gets pepper sprayed
    Jack: uncontrollable laughter

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon 3 роки тому +966

    "remember when tumblr was really popular? and now no one uses it anymore." Yes, let the internet believe we are dead. Please. We need to keep that site completely unmarketable

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 3 роки тому +107

      We can't let the Twitter people come back

    • @notinghere2190
      @notinghere2190 3 роки тому +12

      @@PyroGothNerd Those fucking degenerates should face the firing squad.

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 3 роки тому +22

      Literally the reason why I got tumblr was for the porn and they deleted it all. Now I don’t even open it.

    • @calci2679
      @calci2679 3 роки тому +1

      Tumblr is still a horrid cesspit, as is Twitter

    • @catherineperry5099
      @catherineperry5099 3 роки тому +6

      @@calci2679 but it's my cesspit

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 роки тому +115

    Can we just say, dude in the first video nailed " Bohemian Rhapsody."

  • @farogarza9925
    @farogarza9925 2 роки тому +5

    Jacksepticeye - *runs his hand through his hair*
    Me - OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

  • @LuciferVonMorningstar
    @LuciferVonMorningstar 3 роки тому +370

    The other day my dog and I were working on changing sides while walking for his training and he missteped and I didn’t notice so I accidentally stepped on him and I just sat on the floor crying while hugging him and he just sat there and wagged his tail happily and I still feel bad.

    • @LuciferVonMorningstar
      @LuciferVonMorningstar 3 роки тому

      @Shadow Samurai I swear I didn’t mean to, he is such a good boyo 🥲🥲

  • @k1noryx121
    @k1noryx121 3 роки тому +277

    Jack: Her screams are the best
    Me: that's kinda concerning

    • @StomeAura
      @StomeAura 3 роки тому +8

      Oh, I hear it now.

  • @InfiniteStatic-s7f
    @InfiniteStatic-s7f 2 місяці тому +2

    6:11 those sweat marks got me wheezin 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @fquinones78
    @fquinones78 3 роки тому +287

    “YEAAAA BLIND THAT CHILD!!”
    -Jack 2021

    • @fquinones78
      @fquinones78 3 роки тому +2

      “Dude is hittening- hittening...
      I GIVE UP ON ENGLIII-“
      -Seán 2021

    • @frances06
      @frances06 3 роки тому

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @StarmanSolar
    @StarmanSolar 3 роки тому +288

    Nobody: *complete silence*
    *a child falls down*
    Seán: *snorts*

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 3 роки тому +741

    When you accidentally step _really hard_ on your cat's tail and they don't want to interact with you for three hours because their tail still needs licking but you're just like "baby kitty please just let me pet you I'm so sorry I love you Chloe" but she's just still licking her tail gently

    • @littletoyinstrument
      @littletoyinstrument 3 роки тому +23

      every ime i even accidentally knock my cat with my foot i feel like im gonna cry even if theyre over it in 5 seconds

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 3 роки тому +17

      So...sounds like that happened at the time you posted this comment, Norah...is your cat a happy boi now?

    • @dem0nic738
      @dem0nic738 3 роки тому +14

      When you pick up your cat and he starts meowing a lot and he gets mad at you and you like "Spencer c'mon man I'm sorry"
      And he is like
      *Claws*

    • @julianplayzgames
      @julianplayzgames 3 роки тому +8

      Is kitty okay?

    • @strawburryloves
      @strawburryloves 3 роки тому +6

      my cat is more like a dog, when i step on her tail she forgets about it immediately and keeps walking next to me

  • @OliveSasquatch
    @OliveSasquatch 2 місяці тому +1

    12:06 you have no idea how hard it is to not laugh at an ice rink

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +644

    Steve-O, holding a bottle of hotsauce to his eye: "I'm gonna do it"
    Literally everyone: "Steve-O please you don't have to do this anymore! We all love you! It's not worth it!"

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 роки тому +18

      The worst part of it is, that whole "hot sauce in the eyes" thing is not even close to the most painful thing that ever happened to him. Still though, y u do dis stevo?

    • @Deadnautica
      @Deadnautica 3 роки тому +4

      Then stevo dors it its like he eamts to kill himdelf

    • @beetom3636
      @beetom3636 3 роки тому +8

      @@Deadnautica you...you having a stroke or something?

    • @hushtheseus
      @hushtheseus 3 роки тому +4

      @@Deadnautica are you ok there

    • @tuxdraws8004
      @tuxdraws8004 3 роки тому +4

      @@Deadnautica man stroked out call 911

  • @antiseptxc1501
    @antiseptxc1501 3 роки тому +166

    8:08 Jack: “I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!” I felt that

  • @jackmeyers7805
    @jackmeyers7805 3 роки тому +586

    My respect for Doofenshmirtz grows with every new clip I see of him.

    • @infinityalbi9840
      @infinityalbi9840 Рік тому +6

      Both of his parents weren't there for his birth so obviously he'd want the best for his daughter.

  • @Soovem
    @Soovem Рік тому +1

    12:28 don’t worry Jack, you got at all times

  • @jadawellman1562
    @jadawellman1562 3 роки тому +53

    15:09 “literally forgotten what’s happened” ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE WHOLE VIDEO