Perfectly Cut Screams #1
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- Опубліковано 30 кві 2019
- There's nothing quite as funny as a perfectly cut scream!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smash like
aaaah to
Hahha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Smashed for ya ma septic boi
AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS I SUBSCRIBED AND LIKED!!
Sean: *Screams.*
His neighbours: Ah, shit, here we go again.
Lol
😂
Re/\tro Gamer I laughed way to hard at that
Scarlet Wanda not hard enough
That needs to be true
Yesterday's video*
Jack: i think I'm a bit loud
Today*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
First Comment.And i am 500 liker.
Bruh so true
Wait.This comment *HAVE SO MANY LIKES PER 5 MINUTES*
_HACK HACKER_
Kid in a nutshell
Lol
Honestly best response, yes,
When you think your loud you just gotta release all the pent up screams sometimes
“I miss vine”
Tarzans last words as he plummets to the jungle floor
i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as i did-
This actually killed me
@@shadophaxx2401 it killed tarzan too
@@john_laurens._ Nah it killed Clayton lol
More like clayton's 👁👄👁
“Geese would kill you if they had the opportunity” as the king of them, I am the perfect person to say this is absolutely true
Bold of you to assume it’s not Dolan dark
@Dani Foxx maybe this is dolan dark's alt
Sean: *is getting murdered and is screaming*
Neighbors: I wonder what video he's making now
Lol
Lmao
Lol
Oooof
I’m dead
“Mommy why is that man yelling?”
“Honey he is the great Galetic warrior practicing his manly battle cries. With the power of Coke with Zero sugar with now a hint of vanilla he will rise to be victorious.”
Kid:instantly becomes worried about mom
It is not Galetic it is Gaelic
"With the help of a some 22 Million people, Victory shall be ours."
This fandom is amazing and thanks for the heart Jack!
444th like! 👍👍
Curled up in a soft blanket at 4 am watching Jacksepticeye screaming and laughing makes me happy. 😊
Me too!
Fr he is my comfort UA-camr
5:06 "Sif, the grey wolf"
it`s an actual boss
Dark souuuulls
Left brain: I feel it's a bit sadistic to laugh at people screaming
Right Brain: HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm the left brain
i agree
ah...haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
How would you feel if I told you I hate waffles
2:40 this deer isn't normal
*She became a Wolf*
Hello fake poods
Elon musk: that's a dolphin
PETA: .....
I guess you could call it a DEERwolf.
ƿ૯ωძɿ૯ƿɿ૯ 9 or he
9:48 the fact that they don’t get the entire paper towel makes it even better
I mostly made this list for me, but in case anyone else wants it here you go lol
0:00 -- Intro
0:45 -- Legolas' heir
1:12 -- I smell pennies
2:03 -- Startled black & white dog
2:27 -- Screaming deer followed by screaming husky
3:55 -- Screaming squirrel(?)
4:18 -- Bad Will
4:50 -- 'Dark Souls Boss' dog
5:09 -- Death of Mr. Hot Dog
5:27 -- Take me out to the ball game
6:14 -- Battle of the children
6:46 -- Unfortunate saliva incident
7:16 -- Gender reveal mystery
7:41 -- Goose
8:22 -- Fear of bridges
8:39 -- Screaming gopher (?)
9:01 -- Trampoline park funtimes
9:41 -- Paper towel dispenser
10:21 -- Screaming husky (again)
11:00 -- Batteries
11:39 -- Tom compilation
12:43 -- Outro
There are three types of perfectly cut screams
The classic: AAAAAAA-
The quick cut: A-
And my favorite, the inhail: H-
So true 🤣
Then the *snap*
The inhale is actually like :
*INHAIL* AA-
You forgot sudden pain.
Pain-HUUUH AH
The quick cut is the best
Jack: I don’t even care if that’s fake
Me, who lives with a husky: no, that’s just what they’re like
i love huskies
@@nxellee same
CAN WE GET A F IN THE CHAT FOR PEOPLE WHO OWN HUSKIES THAT SCREAM
F
I have a husky shepherd mix and he *screams*
8:31 You know he's up to something when he starts playing that SMW2 music.
No Jack, that was pure unedited husky. They really do hit those high notes like the worlds most frightened soprano
This is a perfectly normal comme-
ARRGHH
This is a perfect rep-
AAARRRRRGGG
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Every video I watch I always see your comment. It makes my day honestly.
@@CoralSMoon same here
-4 subscribers your vids are awesome
9:01 to 9:13 best laugh ive had in a while
Jacks laughing makes my day better!!💕😁
I found the original clip. Search up: Guy screaming and doing parlour.
12:00 All of those screams by Tom were voiced by William Hanna himself. Not only was he a fantastic producer but a brilliant voice actor as well.
Sean: *SCREAMS*
Camera: *FREEZES*
Me: Aw shit, here we go again
Jacksepticeye.exe has stopped working
Wyatt Mangus I like ur profile pic
Za warudo
*cough* seán *cough*
@@holodolphin3728 Thank you
Sean : I love physical violence. 6:35
Media : Games make you sadistic
Imagine before he records, he just looks at Evelien and tells her "If you hear me constantly screaming, don't be surprised"
At 10:13 is seriously NO ONE talking about how he said HAIR dryer instead of the hand dryer???
11:46 "Are you ready for 100% original content? Robin is cool."
Indeed you are, Robin.
Vine is back!
Deer: *screams*
Truck: *crash*
Ad: BUY THIS PRODUCT!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH-
Raven Animations that happened to you to?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfection
Dead deer:
nobody:
Elon Musk: *laughter*
haha, half the time, it was just ads because THEY KEEP POPPING UP AND THEY ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
My ad was partymasters
I don’t know why my brain thought it would be a good idea to watch this series with a headache but he did update the 4th part so why not
1:13
Never gets old
8:35
I'm laughing way to hard at this
12:16
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
5:36
I SMELL PENNIES! 1:17
7:56 Fun Fact: if you're ever attacked by a goose, grab it by the neck and do one of two options. Give it a light squeeze, not enough to choke the animal, but enough to let it know that you're more powerful and in control. Then you can either do this next step or just immediately skip to this and ignore the first part: throw the goose as far as you can.
*YEET THE GEESE*
yeese
*Geese* ? Do you mean goose? Or am I throwing more than one at a time? That seems unnecessarily dangerous...
Auden The Ice Dragon 😂
Auden The Ice Dragon
*YEESE*
Auden The Ice Dragon I just punch thing that try to intimidate me with violence...
It tends to work pretty well, especially when the intimidator is a beanpole.
Jack:**pulls up the aaa vine**
Me:*crying tears of joy* I found my people
R A N D O M S T U F F same
I haven't seen it yet but is it the one with the batteries? That's my favourite vine!
The First thing I thought of when I started watching! Give that boy a sword and a shield, he's already got his battle cry! 0:02
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dude you are my dude and jack is my people
Gabbie in the the other room like: “is he hurt or just being happy Irish boi?”
Child #1: *slap*
Child #2: AAAAAHHHH
Jack: *laughs at screaming child*
I like sushi and chicken nugget
What?
Sushi_Nugget | Because of your name :)
*bulli.*
*_>:C_*
Nobody:
Jacks neighbors: *hears distant screaming* “Oh sounds like jacks recording again”
Jack: “aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH”
wouldn't his neighbours call him sean
@Caleb McCaslin NO ONE CARES!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHH
colorbar.s oh lol whoops! Hahaha yeah you’re right
Caleb McCaslin wow I guess 2 people must not be able to have similar ideas I apologize greatly for being such a terrible human being (sarcasm)
“RIP in peace”~Jacksepticeye 2019
I wish the “To be Continued” meme would be after all these videos
@Maselek trueeeeee
How to find Jack
Tilt up head: AAAaaaaa.
Jack in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Works I live in his neighborhood I can hear him
@@bonnieshenton9426lucky
After reading this comment I actually went out into my front yard and screamed as loud as I could I got about five other shouts and response from different people
@@sarahholly6472 what did they say?
@@bonnieshenton9426 dude ur so lucky
Who else thought this was another compilation of jack screaming?
Me
That'd be everyone
Me
Me
Wasn't it?
Am I the only one who whenever he uploads one of these I just binge the entire series
You’re not alone my friend
3:37 I WANNA SEE THOSE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS MAKE YOU LAUGH MAN
“Vine please come back we miss you, now all we have is TikTok”
I felt that
Well...
Oh wow
quiet_hufflepuff 1017 it’s back now
Byte: *allow me to introduce myself*
😐
Jack: "D...Did they die?"
*Ad plays*
Me: Quality timing...
SSSSAAAMMMMEEEEEE
Same broooo
Mine was the batterys
I got an Ad where a guy began with "Yes, little one"
Same
11:06 that sounds like you back in the old days
1:17 i smell pippes🗿
8:52 "Is this all my channel is now?"
Jack...your channel was filled with screams before as well...
wrong! his channel IS the screams! >:3
Jack: Stupid tik tok!
Also Jack: *has already laughed at five tik toks and doesn't even know it*
This needs more likes 🙌
Most tik tok videos might be stolen
I was reading the comments and I saw this one right when he said it 😂
Stupid doesn't mean not funny
true dat
‘’Oh no RIP IN PEACE’’ OML IM DYING😂😂😭😭😭😭
my dudes about to scream out his loudest warrior cries
"I'm a laughy taffy guys...
I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!!!"
6:36
Person: Screams
My Brain: This is the pinnacle of comedy
Me: Laughs
Also me: Why is this funny
*[Confused Screaming]*
But when the dogs scream.
What happens then?
AhhhhhAhhhhhHHHHHHahhhhHhHhahahHaHaHahAhahhhhhHhhhhHHHHHH
[Cute Screaming]
*[getting perfectly cut off]*
Confused screaming causes you to laugh at your scream so your brain melts
Jack: SKITTTTLLLEEEEESSSS
My dog: *tilts head*
My dog's name is Skittles...
That deer seriously went from cute squeaks to demon spawn scream....
Jack - “Don’t we all miss vine”
Immediately after i got an ad for tik tok.
Jack - “Now we’re just stuck with tik tok”
Perfect timing
Heh! same here dude!
Katriel Venables well were stuck with gacha to
Coincidence?
*I think not!*
*child slaps child*
HOOHOOO YEAH!
Jesus Sean. Please never change
For anyone here after this post says 59+ mins, it was liked within 22 for all I know.
Don't change Sean! You ARE perfect!
Don't worry we'll take care of it
Jack: "They go for the Knees! Geese, Knees they Rhyme for a Reason."
Confirmed! Dolan Dark is PewDiePie!!!
imagine being a voice actor, and you get the part thats just screaming. thats magical.
*jack with room mates*
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
room mate: *three a.m.* dude wtf
Me as a roommate
Nah, anyone who chooses to be roommates with Jack would just join in.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
If anyone here is a Smosh fan I think Jack and Shayne should do a video where they just scream the entire time
@@kadensmith86 Omg him on try not to laugh with Shayne? Think about THAT one🤣
Jack's humor:
Loud noises
Hitting children
Screams
You just said the same thing 3 times
So lazarbeam?
I just realized someone else said this
I pressed "screams" thinking it was "read more"
I'm afraid jack might be a sadist 😂😂😂
Tiktok audio?
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they'd be the apex preditor of this planet."
Me: Who's gonna tell him?
The paper towel dispenser sounds like its saying 'fuuck' if you listen closly you'll hear it too.
Me: Finally I can keep the memes to my self
Article 13: I SMELL MEMES
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Your username is very untrue
@@Idk-rr8mt how can it be untrue if it's a question?
Mattithias Levell true
And they pronounces it as "Memees" too
very true
“I SMELL PENNIES” and that obstacle course guy had me dying
I smell penis
@@kois4505 uhhh..... Pennies.. Not penis
Cedric Dela Cruz r/whoosh
@@whore_knee r/whoooosh
Dude why did I read that as "I smell penises" ?????
As someone with horrific social anxiety and is very quiet an Irish man screaming and who can ramble on about anything for hours if it's interesting enough is my comfort person
My family is scared.... I keep randomly screaming and then BURSTING out with laughter
Also jack’s scream is just so perfect and I don’t know why
Fun fact: all of Tom's original screams were recorded by either William Hannah or Joseph Barbara... I can't remember which one... because of how low budget the studio was at the time they couldn't get a voice actor for Tom so they just did the screams themselves
The two iconic ones we love? Heck yeah! True legends right there.
It was mostly William Hanna I believe, Joseph Barbara only did a few if I’m correct. 🤨
That’s actually incredibly interesting, cool.
They should hire Sean
And thank God for that!! Tom’s screams are absolute perfection
I’m a simple man. I see screaming Sean, I like.
Mike I love your vids. Very funny
Funny man ahAAAAAAAA
444 likes
I am simple girl. I see eugene I click
Times I had food or drink in my mouth and laughed because of something in the video (d = drink f= food):
1:19 d
2:43 d
3:58 d
4:55 d
6:19 f
8:25 f
8:41 f
9:11 f
10:30 f
11:07 d
5:21 rip in peace he said in stead of rest in peace
Nobody:
2:28 *my door when its 2 am*
Oh shit get out of there
*our* door
@@master_of_tesco9388 *USSR anthem intensifies*
228 in russia is like 420 in america
I’m wheezing
Jack: "If geese had teeth, they would be the apex predator of the animal kingdom."
Robin: *"I'm about to ruin this man's life."*
f in chat for all life
There are tons of robins living around my house and I swear they are so territorial, like they go all out lmao
Breeze Grey wolf he was talking about the editor but okay
BlossomMinion well shit now I feel stupid
geese do have T E E T H
You went from “top of the morning to ya laddies” to “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!” To just “AAAAAA”. perfect. Also that doe went from a door to a horror movie character.
Sean: *getting murdered and screaming for his life*
His neighbors: "I wonder what he's recording"
Imagine being jacksepticeye’s roommate and hear him scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“Business as usual”
Yeet
HAPPY WHEELS
Börk
@@swedisheagle3182 I think you mean björk good sir
This whole video is Jack trying to defend his love of screams but he fails to realize that it's because of the screams that we love him.
Am I the only one who wonders how long it took him to write AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
スクラブチャン nope
Jack in 2019: TikTok isn't funny
Jack in 2022: makes TikTok FYP videos and uploads his own TikToks
"if you don't chuckle you might be dead"
Ad: plays
Me: am I dead?
Jack: I'm a giggly boi. I'm a Laffy Taffy!
Jack, I shit you not less than two seconds later: *_I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE_*
If you listen closely... You can hear the wild Jacksepticeye's mating call... Listen.
Jacksepticeye: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH*
Majestic...... Can I feed it.....
You don't have to listen they closely, it echos throughout the world.
Few days after their first meeting, when Evelien's hearing finally returned, she knew he's the one.
2019 Jack: TikTok isn't Funny
2023 Jack: Here are some tiktoks that made me laugh
11:47 can we appreciate that the playlist on the side of the screen says “100% original jacksepticeye memes”? That’s attention to detail
Boy: Mum, why is that man yelling?
Mother: Ugh, don't look at him...
XD
Some Of The People In Ireland are Wild life
- Jacksepticeye 2019
*OH MY GOD*
I can confirm, it’s true
Well... he's not wrong, trust me 😂
Lmao
It brings me joy to just see you smile and laugh jack. Keep it up man!
The spit in the eye's review on it's score
-10/10
Sean: *looks around*
"Okay, the wall is soundproof, I'll carry on"
WE'LL CARRY OOOOOON. sorry....I had to..
*carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...*
Im ur 100th like thank me later
**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
Board- Finally i can keep these laughs to myself
Jack- *I SMELL LAUGHS*
Board- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
🤣
@@erikalipcsey8584 Thanks I laughed at my own joke too.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is this tik tok of aguy in Lisa Simpson mask screaming Hit or Miss.
*dying whale noise* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person: unevenly rips paper towel
Machine: AHHHHHH
Sean being wholesome:
Also Sean: I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!
jack: "I like physical violence" but also the same guy who's heart melts when he sees puppies.
A man every woman needs 😂😂✌
Ellie R. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhgh
@@octaviaosborn2831 or just anyone attracted to men
and not all women like men.. tho they should like Sean platonically at least
*Penguin comes out of nowhere*
Penguin: I sMeLl PeNnIeS!
Me:
My god the timing i read this comment as the scene happened
momika that’s just so good 😂
Me : oh ok
Bawnk
Kids in my school sprint down the halls screaming "I SMELL PENNIES!!"
Who knew screams could make me laugh so hard 😂
"Geese will kill you if they had the opportunity."
Well, that's why you fly with Captain Sullenberger.
Sean: *Screams at the top of his lungs*
Neighbors: SHUT YOUR...
12:39
Baluam
Ad
*gets ad before*
Door
@A Strange Girl Named Bella I swear I came back to see it again, and then I see this and die from laughter, thanks I needed that
I genuinely thought this was a 13 minute compilation of jack just screaming from his videos
Same
Same here lmao
sameeee
SAME XD
Omg same
So the fun thing with the scream Tom does more like Jack’s is that the recording of the scream, they lopped off the build up start and tapered end so you just have that sweet already loud middle part.
Tom’s deep scream is literally a perfectly cut scream and that’s why it’s suddenness is a thing.
3:02 my favourite
"Geese will mess you up."
Little did he know... Untitled Goose Game came out later in the year.
In the game he goes FOR THE FUCKIN KNEES
Hjonk Hjonk Am Goose
I was about to comment this.....
It's so perfect I don't want to like the comment
It was once perfect but 9 people ruined it
Genuinely expected it to be a compilation of Sean screaming for 13 minutes. I was so prepared to sit through it. A pleasant surprise that it was this instead. Lol!
Still would watch 13 mins of him screaming tho.
Sean always scream right...?
@@stevejazon6861 Yeas
OnlyKnownAsC same lol xD
I thought so, too!
OnlyKnownAsC ikr same
Rewatching Jacksepticeye videos while in bed for Covid. Both a great idea because I love Jack and he’s hilarious, a bad idea because every time I laugh I go into a coughing fit.
Drinking game idea...
Every time Sean Mcglockling has a full laugh, take a shot.
Jack: *writes AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- on the whiteboard*
Whiteboard: THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!