@@mihaiiacat2143 or maybe idk it might be because most phones and computers auto fill in and mess up almost every time. Guess you wouldn't know about that though since you live in some 3rd world country with no computers or phone's right? Oh...you don't? Exactly.
@@NancyHernandez-im3fr i like how you wrote ,, phone' s " . I can not even reply to your comment as you sound like that kind of person ...you know ..!!
That's the Chael legacy. His trash talk was always delivered with a "wink", you could either see that it was a straight pro wrestling gimmick, or you were just a mark. It was never real animosity, it was always show, and thats what the people wanted. To be entertained
@@patrickbateman7444 it amazes me that he never pursued a career in pro wrestling. Dude has admitted to being a fan since the 80s and although he's lost interest over the years he keeps up to date on the major events. The man could have made a ton more money pretending to fight than he did actually competing and unlike other mma guys who got into wrestling like Brock and Shamrock he actually could talk. Really wished I got to see him in a wrestling ring just once
He is actually funny and good at acting. Unlike Colby. How so many mma fans find him entertaininh and likable is baffling to me. Chael however, he's definitely a funny and very clever guy
The things you see in Oregon… just yesterday I saw a man in broad daylight blatantly cross the street while the cross walk symbol was red, as boys we had to see these things happen, it changes people….. 😂
I'm picturing all three of them in bed wrestling each other while Sonnen is standing in the doorway with both hands on his hips just smiling and shaking his head 😂🤣
Im more scared of the person who would flat out threaten to fucking murder you than some jackass making up some convoluted series of bullshit to try and embarrass you
He’s hilarious. He reminds me of one of by best friends, retired Army, who recently passed away. He was a big country boy from Florida and he had some one liners that would make Chael smile. Until we meet again my brother George-hooah! I miss you
God bless you and your late friend 🙏💯 Lost a few of my dear friends in the last couple of years that i knew since we were about 14...miss them and they're essence so much"All they're Crazy Ass Shit"😝 Ya can't just call em now and say... Dude listen to this shit..... But they will still crack your ass up till your last day 😎👍
He’s so elaborate and specific with his roasts 😂 me and my brothers will say shit like this and I ALWAYS think that nobody else would get it or would find it strange. Love me some Chael
40 years ago I was working construction in West Linn, next door to a playground. 5 kids were littering and then a younger kid with really big arms made them clean up the area. Then he kicked their asses. Idk who that kid was, but his big arms ...🤯😎
@@StoryoftheFight I actually had a job there building a 7-11 near Linn Benton College then. The playground was in a nearby neighborhood where the twins had to share the Mercedes.
@@StoryoftheFight I think the ultimate fight would be Uncle Chael Sonnen vs Conor McSnapper, the prefight talk would be gold and the fight is bound to be awesome.
He just can’t let him get close
UWANNANOW
Ssssssss
This needs to be top comment
This is still the best comment 😂😂
Top comment most certainly 😂
His thinking on the fly is spectacular! A pleasure to watch
"Username, not required. Password, not required" 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle chael. Undefeated and undisputed. Well in his own mind. But his trash talk is on another level. 😂
You think this is done on the fly?
@@kurtsteven6228 he is legit undisputed. He never lost a round FACTS. 😎😎😎
That was rehearsed.
Best trash talker ever. He is hilarious 😂
Working on your "Jiu Jitsu"
Your
Jew jeetsu*
@@Yeyoooo english and americans have problem with this your/you're. Rarely you see it when they use it right.i have encountered this even in 2 books
@@mihaiiacat2143 or maybe idk it might be because most phones and computers auto fill in and mess up almost every time. Guess you wouldn't know about that though since you live in some 3rd world country with no computers or phone's right? Oh...you don't? Exactly.
@@NancyHernandez-im3fr i like how you wrote ,, phone' s " . I can not even reply to your comment as you sound like that kind of person ...you know ..!!
I love how it was super dark at first, then it turned into just clowning. Uncle Chael is the best
Like the Rhiana burn... Lol
That's the Chael legacy. His trash talk was always delivered with a "wink", you could either see that it was a straight pro wrestling gimmick, or you were just a mark. It was never real animosity, it was always show, and thats what the people wanted. To be entertained
@@patrickbateman7444 it amazes me that he never pursued a career in pro wrestling. Dude has admitted to being a fan since the 80s and although he's lost interest over the years he keeps up to date on the major events. The man could have made a ton more money pretending to fight than he did actually competing and unlike other mma guys who got into wrestling like Brock and Shamrock he actually could talk. Really wished I got to see him in a wrestling ring just once
"PASSWORD!" "Not required." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His face when he says this line is golden haha
Tha wasn’t needed looooooool🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My favorite part!
Username !
Best line for sure! Lol
He is a very intelligent man.
He plays that character so well.
Greatest of all time!
He is actually funny and good at acting. Unlike Colby. How so many mma fans find him entertaininh and likable is baffling to me. Chael however, he's definitely a funny and very clever guy
‘Idk if you know but i have a degree in Sociology from the University of Oregon apparently you do not.’
This guy dont miss
He's not playing
Ending a well executed burn with “Dummy” just adds that little bit😂
🤌🤣🤣🤣🤣
The exclamation point ! 😂
And BEST part of the comeback!
YEAH!
"I will do a home invasion on you." Lmao.
Lmao, this shit is so over the top. I love it.
it was done at that point. I use tris on cod all day.
"JOO JIZZU"
Well that’s the correct way of saying it 🤷♂️
@@Cekacha95 no it's not. The T is missing in his pronounciation.
@@solomon9853 I thought I heard it, maybe I’m wrong
Juuu jitsuuu
@@solomon9853 pronunciation
Gangster straight from the streets of Oregon
That's West Linn to you, bud!
Mean streets *
Lmao I can’t take this serious
The things you see in Oregon… just yesterday I saw a man in broad daylight blatantly cross the street while the cross walk symbol was red, as boys we had to see these things happen, it changes people….. 😂
Undefeated never lost a round
In bed with the Nogueira brothers practicing your jiu-jitsu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm picturing all three of them in bed wrestling each other while Sonnen is standing in the doorway with both hands on his hips just smiling and shaking his head 😂🤣
His charisma, confidence and imagination to come up with all this shit is so hilarious… 🤣
The magazine, the username and password, details like that make it gold
"He thought it was a horse" - Chael P. Sonnen, circa 2011
It's a true story
@@nayannbg6314 "whooooah big fella" - Chael P. Sonnen
It's a true story indeed !
Edited but not fixed lol
@@pretendhuman just fixed it for you there, m9. Hope you have a great day, doing a great service
"That's how you threaten somebody, Dummy "
#StillUndefeated
He even had a plot twist to his insult.
Taking pictures of him in bed with noguera brothers lmfaooo
Im more scared of the person who would flat out threaten to fucking murder you than some jackass making up some convoluted series of bullshit to try and embarrass you
Uncle Chael and Kr$na bhot are undefeatd
@@homeboy1733 Ayyeee #AwaamTillTheEnd
I still have no clue how he never lost not even 1 time
Big Nog is still feeding greyhound buses carrots to this day. 😂
That’s a true story. That actually happened.
He doesn’t even take a second to think about what he says. It just flows out of him.
He takes a split second before "listen Wanderlei..." to sort through his rolodex of roasts, then he unleashes one of the best burns of all time
He’s hilarious. He reminds me of one of by best friends, retired Army, who recently passed away. He was a big country boy from Florida and he had some one liners that would make Chael smile. Until we meet again my brother George-hooah! I miss you
Rip man 🙏🏾
God bless you and your late friend 🙏💯
Lost a few of my dear friends in the last couple of years that i knew since we were about 14...miss them and they're essence so much"All they're Crazy Ass Shit"😝
Ya can't just call em now and say... Dude listen to this shit.....
But they will still crack your ass up till your last day 😎👍
God bless George’s fam 🙏🏻
Army guys are good dudes.....I know cause I'm one of em. Ha
R.i.p to your friend
Looking for Sympathy. That story has nothing to do with chael. And I doubt he would have smiled at the "one liners".
Chael Sonnen is an awesome character, and a wicked deadly fighter...
The music syncs sooo well when it pauses when he says "jiu jitsu" 😂😂
"dorksfrombrazil" now that's a nice website name 🤣
Dude even added the camera shutter sound in there. Undisputed.
HAHAHAHA.... Dude I thought it was a bit too corny until he said practicing jiu jitsu in bed with other dudes. FUCK THAT'S AWESOME
Password, NOT REQUIRED 🤣
I absolutely love that he can cook someone that hard without cussing once. Amazing!!
"I will do a home invasion on you"
Gave me chills 😂
I'm Brazilian, but Sonnen is just too funny 🤣🤣 love this guy
Nice attitude Bruh. Be well.
Masterful
Truly is the best in the business
Cringe as f
@@eddieruddock7014 Got to agree that was pathetic tbh
@@eddieruddock7014 nothing cringier than using the word cringe.
@@philleotardo8923 still scrolling UA-cam all day to fit in on jokes that happened on a tv show that ended before you were born?
Death, Taxes and Sonnen destroying Wanderlei, the three absolutes of life
"Dummy!" The best part of the whole thing 😂
He’s so elaborate and specific with his roasts 😂 me and my brothers will say shit like this and I ALWAYS think that nobody else would get it or would find it strange. Love me some Chael
“You’re an immigrant from Brazil, I’m a gangster from America “ lol
I would never want to get in an argument with Chael😎
That’s why we call him Uncle.
When he saw Chael all he could say is "WANNANOW"🤣🤣
Never lost a fight never lost a round, never lost an interview.
Undefeated, and undisputed. Chael P Sonnen. The GOAT, ladies and gentlemen.
I really love Mr Sonnen, but I think he lost a few times...
GOAT is pronounced "Chael Sonnen"
@@kent570253 Nope he’s just too good; he never lets them get close.
Facts
@@kent570253 You aren't from around here are you? Hang out in -Uncle- _Lord_ Chael's comments section, it's gold.
User name not required 😂: Savage!
Undefeated. Undisputed. Uncle Chael's verbal "jiu jitsu" is phenomenal!
Best part is that chael was master in controlling his laughter…😂😂
He can be best standup comedian in the world..
Chael is threatening with the TRUTH. Dude's talk game/ talk-jutsu is legendary.
He really is the best trash talker of all time , legend
LMFAOOOO the way he says “jiu jitsu” 😂
😭u can’t help but love the trash talk man💀💀💀
He can’t let him get close
Oh my god this guy, how can anyone not actually love chael? Big man ting
After all that bro ended with “dummy”
"Okay, he didn't say it...BUT IT WAS CLOSE!" lmaoooo
"fucking amateur"
I love how hesitantly Ariel brought this up to not get on the Bad Guys side... 😅
Ariel knows how to walk the line lol
@@StoryoftheFightHe used to anyway.
Jesus fucking Christ he articulated that perfectly and so quickly 😂😂
Sonnen the savage🤣
awesome
"I can't let you get any closer!"
WANNANOW
Undefeated undisputed even in threatening people
Uncle Chael is an absolute demon... 🤣✌️😎
This is the only short where the music makes the video better.
Never lost a round, fight, interview or press conference. 🐐
His trash talk was the best. He makes McNuggets seem like a playground schoolboy with his trashtalk. Uncle Chael the best.
Beautiful work from uncle chael
The king
It's _Lord_ Chael now...
@@RonniePTexan😅
The ol' Chael we all grew to know and love
Beat drop at "Wanderlei" is gold!!
When Chael speaks its pure poetry
"Dummy" gotta love that
the “DUMMY”, that hurt
Everything else was just for fun, but that “DUMMY” was from the heart
The password username bit added so much to it haha
Best part haha
“i will do a home invasion on you”
He is right: that is, indeed, exactly how you threaten somebody.
Absolute legend of trashtalk!!!
There will never be another wit like Uncle Chael's
Well if I can hear ya climbing up the stairs......🤣
I remember watching this when it came out I was 10 yrs old lmaoo
And he never lost a round in his life! Respect Chael!!
You are watching a master at work
Undefeated and Undisputed!!!
The guy has never lost a round. He's the GOAT.
This man is confidence personified.
Not easy to make something sound tough and hilarious. 😆
A master haha. He also seemed like an incredible coach on TUF
He was an epic shit talker and a hell of a fighter.
Working on your Jiu jitsu 🤣
America takes the cake once again 🍻
Humm I don't know about that
@@sergiomonteiromotocross4601 where you from? We could prolly conquer your country
@@BigDraco__1 you’re the reason other countries don’t like Americans
@@BigDraco__1 Are you sure? he is from Russia 😳
@@lucaselielcastrodemoura8124 that would be a huge “yes” however, conquering anyone in this era is grounds for a world war. No one wants this
“I can’t let you get close!”
This man is a national treasure
A "Gangster"😂😂 .... "From the MEEEAN STREETS of Sesame"😂😂
This is how Colby thinks he sounds when he rehearses his lines in the mirror… see that? No stuttering. Dude was witty af
100%
Hahahahaha Chael is just a Master trash talker.. always a pleasure to listen to his masterful threats!!! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
With the way his brain works so quick like that with the verbal judo....he should do stand up. I'd gladly buy tix to that show.
There are two people I can sit at a bar and just listen to while they talk, one is Dave chappelle, and the other is Chael Sonnen..
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
He delivered those lines on the fly better than most actors read a script. Unbelievable
No pauses no stutter from a guy who gets punched in the head for a living it amazing
A three-some between Wanderlei and the Nogueira brothers, thanks for that visual during breakfast Chael 😂.
And he whooped Silva in the octagon too
I love that fight journalism is 90% starting shit
Lmao how you can call yourself a gangster and call someone a dummy..love this guy
"JOO JITZUU"😏😏😏
40 years ago I was working construction in West Linn, next door to a playground. 5 kids were littering and then a younger kid with really big arms made them clean up the area. Then he kicked their asses. Idk who that kid was, but his big arms ...🤯😎
That's a super hero origin story if I've ever heard one
@@StoryoftheFight I actually had a job there building a 7-11 near Linn Benton College then. The playground was in a nearby neighborhood where the twins had to share the Mercedes.
Rough upbringings lol
@@StoryoftheFight It's a tough town, and the littering and jaywalking is terrible.
@@StoryoftheFight I think the ultimate fight would be Uncle Chael Sonnen vs Conor McSnapper, the prefight talk would be gold and the fight is bound to be awesome.
Probably the greatest trash talker in sports history
Uncle chael funniest trash talker
Helwani is a snake, instigates every chance he can get
*Jew* Jitsu 🤷♂️
It's a combat sport. They are already instigated the moment they sign the contract bud. Wake up to yourself.
And these stupid questions about who's the greatest shit talker in MMA history. No questions, it's Chael. This dude mercs everybody.
Bahahahaha best shit talker ever!!!😅 Never dissapoints!!
“Longest yard quote”
“Cheal” did I get you dog?
“Everyone” naw that was clean.
Never lost…..not even a round
The joke is "he has never lost a round" not he has never lost. And he has lost rounds in MMA (like the ones he got knocked tf out during)
@@NotoriousEgg89 hmmmm….I don’t think so mate. You must be thinking of a Hispanic guy
@@chim55 He got choked out by Forrest Griffin
@@NotoriousEgg89 hmmm…. Pretty sure you’re confusing him for someone else man
@@NotoriousEgg89He is still undefeated. What do you have to say about that?
Imagine Chael Sonnen cutting a promo in WWE. Holy shit.
Greatest Talker in Sports History
My nigga said straight extortion
Is he really your nigga!? 👁 👄 👁