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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @quiietjay
    @quiietjay  День тому +95

    Thank you for holding out for the next video entry in Zooliminology! Many more people worked on this than the first two videos and we had no due date, and I believe that shows in the final product.
    For small announcements:
    We have a merch store! Get Golbo and Longlegs merch here: quiietjay-shop.fourthwall.com/
    Join the official discord server here: discord.gg/46ddtSb344
    And, finally, we have a tumblr blog! If you want to learn more about the Project and the Far Plane, click here: www.tumblr.com/zooliminology

    • @KrakatonMain
      @KrakatonMain День тому +1

      If you wouldn't mind, I'd love to pick your brain about this sometime. I have a custom campaign setting that I'm working on in the back, and one of its (many) sub-settings is sort of a "MIB but they also handle cryptids and ghosts, so it's also kinda Ghostbusters and Tremors". I've been wanting to round out the setting with more things that aren't necessarily hostile, and would love some pointers for designing entities that are just kinda... weird. I think "Golbo" demonstrates this perfectly. Just a lil guy, doesn't do much. He's just "Golbo".
      I also am still on the fence about how much "funding" I want the organization to have. Too much, and players may get reckless, assuming they can just cover up any mistakes. Too little, and I restrict the organization's ability to handle literally anything. The idea is that witnesses of events are afterwards debriefed on what the hell just happened, and become "contacts" (due to making "first contact"). This is done in the hopes that slowly, enough people will be exposed to the paranormal that it won't have to be a secret anymore; it'lljust become an extension of the everyday normal. This means that some contacts are people like law enforcement, firefighters, local government officials, etc. These contacts intercept potentially supernatural cases reported by civilians, or tend to be the person these cases are sent to (e.g. "let Hemingway handle this. He's good at listening to the people and making them feel like someone is taking them seriously." Because they ARE taking it seriously until they find reason to believe it was all just a bunch of nothing). They're not part of the organization, nor are they volunteers. They're just connected is all. I'm trying to figure out a good balance on the budget.
      A good example of a level 1 party adventure is the group getting called out to a small farm near a podunk town. Farmer has an infestation of chupacabras (around a half-a-dozen or so; they're fairly small, frail, ambush predators). During this, "farmer with shotgun" may be instructed to stay with the party to help with extermination, scout the perimeter and catch stragglers, or stay with his family to protect them and keep himself safe. This, combined with the party's actions, will determine the outcome. Of course, if these guys have huge funding, they would never allow a civilian to get involved, thus leaving only the last as a realistic option. But I also want them to have the means of capturing, relocating/rehabilitating, and/or studying entities to further their own understanding of the paranormal.
      I don't want every adventure to boil down to "murder the thing"; I want a much bigger emphasis on investigation, research, study, diplomacy, and ultimately trying to achieve coexistence with entities.

    • @Undead_Hare
      @Undead_Hare День тому +2

      That’s one of the best merch lineups I’ve ever seen

    • @YourLocalParasiticWorm
      @YourLocalParasiticWorm День тому

      @@Undead_Hare thank you! (I run the merch store )

    • @poggersbro
      @poggersbro День тому

      Literally my dream job 😭
      I love the back rooms and I love cute creatures. The far planes is my happy place.

    • @Violettheconfuzzled5766
      @Violettheconfuzzled5766 13 годин тому

      As a fan of anomalies alternate realities and unexplainable phenomena I would wait till the end of existence for another glimpse into [REDACTED]!

  • @f-106deltadart
    @f-106deltadart День тому +94

    “My name is-“
    *”-Researcher Alpha.”*

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 23 години тому +2

      So he doesn't do it for secrecy, he just thinks it sounds cool.

  • @myboithomas
    @myboithomas День тому +105

    I love the cameraman being in the visor reflection

  • @FerretyZebra
    @FerretyZebra День тому +47

    I love how sigma is trying (and failing) really REALLY hard for them to be one of those Men In Black Level secret organizations with cool codenames and constant seriousness.

    • @randomtree7295
      @randomtree7295 57 хвилин тому

      Especially considering what we have seen of them so far they seem more like a bunch of broke goofy biologists rather than the scp foundation

  • @_alarmclock
    @_alarmclock День тому +54

    As someone who did their graduate thesis on the far planes, the literature available really stresses *do not the long legs* , and ohhhhh boy let me tell you, when you do, then you’re in for a

  • @CastHydra497
    @CastHydra497 День тому +54

    FYI 5:36 basically says
    "Do not bring any weapons into the far plane
    do not bring any loud devices into the fard plane such as boomboxes speakers or ipods
    do not bring non approved food or drinks into the far plane
    do not attempt to feed extra planar entities food especially soda
    do not use far plane toilets
    do not attempt to ride any extra planar entities especially striders or large long legs
    do not use excessive force or manhandle extra planner entities
    do not kill anyone in the far plane including yourself
    do not use extra planner pseudo trees as bank scratchers
    Do not use project resources to have picnics in the far plane
    do not have any picnics in the far plane
    do not use far plane tables and chairs to have dinners
    do not use the far plane as the location of any dates or weddings
    do not attempt to fight extra planar entities
    do not take selfies with extra planar entities
    do not any longlegs to while in Brutalia
    do not bring your pets into the far plane
    do not have a sleepover in the far plane
    do not host parties in the far plane
    Do not trap people you don't like in the far plane
    do not use the far plane to dispose of bodies
    do not dig holes in the far plane under the guise of "geological excavation"
    do not break windows in interior areas in an attempt to access "The Void"
    Do not brush your teeth using far plane sinks
    do not use far plane showers
    do not move into the far plane to avoid paying rent or mortgages
    do not lease far plane Interiors as a apartments for a quick buck, Gamma ]:<
    do not ________ in far plane beds
    Do not use narcotics in the far plane
    Do not use the far plane to store illicitly obtained Narcotics
    do not "hotbox" in any far plane rooms
    do not allow extra planar entities to consume narcotics
    do not Force extra planar entities to consume narcotics
    Do not leave trash in the far plane
    do not use any far plane Interiors to create methamphetamines
    do not leave LEGOs in entity occupied areas
    do not use the far plane as a way to assassinate government officials
    Do not allow non researchers in the far plane, including your "smoke buddies"
    Do not attempt to eat any extra planar entities, Nu
    do not eat any four plane drywall you
    do not extract materials from your far plane for building purposes
    do not use any extra planar entities as "fursonas"
    do not post public videos or live streams
    Do not send anyone to the far plane "as a prank"
    do not allow content creator Mr. beast to access the far plane no matter how much money he offers you
    Do not allow any personnel claiming to be from "The SCP foundation" to access the far plane
    Do not buy illicit narcotics using materials or entities from the far plane
    Do not operate any mobile machinery such as cars, bicycles or forklifts in the far plane
    do not use the far plane to host a demolition Derby
    do not bring commercial airliners into the far plane 〔Note: How?〕
    do not bring radioactive materials into the far plane
    do not use the far plane as a deposit for Radioactive waste
    do not attempt to create new States within the far plane
    do not get paid by Autonomous States, especially the United States, to store military weapons inside the far plane"

    • @Real_RipperIndo
      @Real_RipperIndo 10 годин тому +1

      But rent outside of the far plane is sooooo expensive, why can’t I live there? It’s free

    • @solsomnium7186
      @solsomnium7186 10 годин тому +3

      exactly 72.2222222222...% of these have a story behind them

    • @Real_RipperIndo
      @Real_RipperIndo 10 годин тому

      It’s not like the entities are dangerous……

    • @CastHydra497
      @CastHydra497 7 годин тому

      ​@@Real_RipperIndoGamma probably knows

    • @aquaralahermanni4892
      @aquaralahermanni4892 12 хвилин тому

      Thanks for listing them! (Before I went through that part at 0.25 speed again to write them down myself)

  • @lagtim327
    @lagtim327 День тому +33

    I'm taking the detailed instructions on how Zooliminology Suit Design works as explicit encouragement to make an OC.

  • @incompletemachine877
    @incompletemachine877 День тому +18

    The SCP foundation without a budget aesthetic is perfect

  • @jamesmck896
    @jamesmck896 День тому +42

    “Do not [REDACTED] in far plane beds”
    😂😂❤️❤️👏😭

  • @EnbyAbyss
    @EnbyAbyss 3 дні тому +67

    Excited to meet the new little guy to rotate in my head

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit День тому +43

    4:30 'and shipping-' I deadass though they were about to say 'and shipping the extraplanar entities in cute couples'

    • @lonk2026
      @lonk2026 День тому +7

      golbo and longlegs is my otp

    • @RegularBiscuit
      @RegularBiscuit День тому +3

      @lonk2026 o7 u a freak bruzz, but I respect it

    • @thehummingbirdbandit9542
      @thehummingbirdbandit9542 18 годин тому +2

      ME TOO lmfaoooo. And after seeing "do not use extraplanar entities as fursonas" I was like hmmmm

  • @RookieJade
    @RookieJade День тому +93

    It felt so weird hearing my voice ew. Lmao

    • @ei8th
      @ei8th День тому +2

      who did you voice?

  • @puppytrish
    @puppytrish День тому +38

    very happy to see you survived your encounter with one (1) alcohol! indeed all of humanity has reason to cheer! thanks jay i very much like chuuuuu~~ 🐶💜🐶💜🐶💜

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  День тому +11

      thanks it was really hard

    • @puppytrish
      @puppytrish День тому +4

      awww but you pulled through huh~ also i visited the future and golbo plushies are the hot new toy for christmas 2028!

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 День тому +22

    "only a quarter of these reports come from drunk homeless people"
    the important statistics

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame День тому +31

    I love these videos.
    So, Alpha doesn't care for the codenames? I have a feeling Sigma came up with and insists on everyone using them. He very much comes off as a "I'm cool, I swear," kind of person.

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit День тому +24

    5:39 'Me omw to tell the Zooliminology project staff their show toilets are at full capacity'

  • @strawberry-squid6511
    @strawberry-squid6511 День тому +11

    "do not send anyone to the far plane 'as a prank'" got me so bad

  • @starfrog1696
    @starfrog1696 День тому +14

    so sad the wojaks in my storyboards didnt make it in, truly the destruction of art

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  День тому +4

      i tried to keep the general energy lol

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat 3 дні тому +97

    I spent too much time playing hit game Webfishing instead of editing..... Sorrgy accident

    • @lol_cerdef
      @lol_cerdef День тому +4

      shame on thy

    • @SneakyDrummer
      @SneakyDrummer День тому +3

      @@lol_cerdef how is this two days ago when vid was 14m ago?

    • @Lexadecimal
      @Lexadecimal День тому +3

      i lvoe web fishing..

    • @DarvinostheGreat
      @DarvinostheGreat День тому +8

      @@SneakyDrummer far plane time dilation or something idk I'm just the PR guy

    • @alpho789
      @alpho789 День тому

      @@SneakyDrummerpremiere

  • @luciaseriin
    @luciaseriin День тому +15

    mfw I when I have a picknick of non-approved food with an extraplanar entity, before we use pseudotress as back scratchers and ride off into the void through abroken window

  • @davidmartin9225
    @davidmartin9225 День тому +9

    I love how humble the video is, like the video was made in 20 minutes by a gang of college gremlins who got government budget cuts and a go get ere attitude.

  • @scoopadifuego
    @scoopadifuego День тому +24

    Mandatory checkpoint in employee orientation is "do not the longlegs"

  • @splatterberry
    @splatterberry 8 годин тому +1

    Giving Bargain Bin SCP vibes
    Skunkly
    Creature
    Protection

  • @omekapo
    @omekapo День тому +15

    8:09 I SAW THAT!!!

  • @dieselmech7340
    @dieselmech7340 20 годин тому +2

    The mention of the SCP organization in this does make it reasonably cannon that (in some method or even through the far plane) they contacted the researchers about what the hell they are doing

  • @OctopusLady
    @OctopusLady 8 годин тому

    Genuinely? Genuinely. I would give up _everything_ to work at the Zooliminology Project. I want to take care of all these precious little extra planar entities SO BADLY 😭😭😭

  • @KimuCola
    @KimuCola День тому +6

    i see, i'll make sure to bring non-commercial airliners into the farplane next time!

  • @aquaralahermanni4892
    @aquaralahermanni4892 6 хвилин тому

    Ah, the joy those videos bring me. Just wonderful!

  • @VraccasVII
    @VraccasVII День тому +2

    This ist just the most wonderful vibe. I love these more than I can express. Also, I think I WILL any longlegs in Brutalia.
    edit: 5:41 love the personal mention of one particularly troublesome researcher

  • @gupythefox
    @gupythefox 22 години тому +1

    5:42 found my favourite rule: do not use exraplanar entities as fursonas

  • @pelicanbowling
    @pelicanbowling 10 годин тому

    I would like to especially thank you for adding closed captioning to your videos!

  • @TSSmith
    @TSSmith День тому +15

    I put Zooliminology in the top 5 or 10 things to blame for me figuring out I'm agender.
    I'm not complaining, of course. But still, of all things, the Zooliminology Project?

  • @Drdoesntdostuff
    @Drdoesntdostuff День тому +1

    Amazing work Quiietjay, fav one so far.

  • @calcified_X3
    @calcified_X3 16 годин тому

    close enough, welcome back bit trip runner

  • @attilaberdy9728
    @attilaberdy9728 День тому

    Amazing series! I cant wait to work in the Far Planes!

  • @BrassDragonLP
    @BrassDragonLP 22 години тому +2

    5:42 "Do not use extra planar entities as 'fursonas'"
    My man, the furries are an extraplanar force unto themselves. That's a losing battle.

  • @CastHydra497
    @CastHydra497 День тому

    I love the reflection on his visor :)

  • @emeraloon
    @emeraloon День тому +1

    I can’t believe Epsilon got introduced and then exploded in the same video 💔

  • @Internetresident0451
    @Internetresident0451 День тому

    I absolutely adore this project, and I look forward to seeing where you take it :)
    Impressive work by you and your team as always!

  • @cactusthestupid7222
    @cactusthestupid7222 День тому

    This is such a neat series, not only are the concepts fun but the research team has so much personality! Love it!

  • @caps_lock
    @caps_lock День тому +8

    I WILL GET A LONGLEGSSONA ALPHA YOU CANNOT STOP ME

  • @SuperGigiSunshine
    @SuperGigiSunshine День тому

    this is such a fun introduction to the team and their, uh, methods. lovinggggg where this project is going so far!

  • @NaomeK40
    @NaomeK40 18 годин тому

    I've decided to make my thesis on Entities Pet-ability ! Must... pet... them ... AAALL

  • @yanniellydellomes8863
    @yanniellydellomes8863 20 годин тому

    Awsome vid! Keep up the great work! I can imagine this becoming a videogame one day

  • @lonk2026
    @lonk2026 День тому +3

    1:42 ... why doesn't my school have a garden eel ball pit? i feel robbed
    edit: sorry for being that guy but erm akchully 🤓☝ longlegs more closely resembles a harvestman (a type of arachnid in a different order than spiders, distinguishable by their fused body segments giving them the appearance of a bean with legs rather than have a clearly defined abdomen and head) rather than a spider. also, arachnids have 8 legs while insects have 6 (also 3 body segments), meaning the longlegs is in neither of these categories and thus has been banished by entomologists to the far plane for failing to adhere to the established parameters of critterhood
    edit 2: 4:25 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHY IS THAT RESEARCHER DRAWING A GOLBO
    edit 3: why are you hiding the birth of sigma in the last frame? it is a glorious piece of art that must be shown to all researchers

  • @Triamgle
    @Triamgle День тому +2

    aw man i cant bring my car across dimensions for a sick road trip? unfair smh

  • @G4lacta
    @G4lacta День тому

    LETS GO MORE ZOOLIM!!!!!!!!
    also i feel the need to bring up if i was a member id be purple with goose plush
    this is very important information

  • @ronanhartman8942
    @ronanhartman8942 День тому

    Always love all teh character put into the project!!!

  • @oddtomato1049
    @oddtomato1049 День тому

    My headcanon theory is that hte Farplane is an extension of Earth itself. The fourth dimension being the metaphysical realm, any object that passes through gets filtered by the collective consciousness of all mankind and copied over into the subjective realm known as the Farplane. Where the collective dream of humanity realizes it as a place. This would also explain why you can reliably clip back to Earth and not end up somewhere random in space. As for the entities, they could animals that were attached to objects when they clipped through.Iff you take a lot of things with negative associations into the Farplane it may spawn more hostile branches of this dimension.

  • @smartperson1
    @smartperson1 16 годин тому

    2:20 those are some adorable extraplanar bois.

  • @funnysillydani
    @funnysillydani День тому

    so cool!!!!and very pretty animated

  • @potatonumber200
    @potatonumber200 День тому

    "Do not allow any personnel claiming to be from the SCP foundation to access the far plane"
    That's not concerning in the slightest!😬

  • @ceci3524
    @ceci3524 20 годин тому

    i was fully expecting gangnam style to play when sigma introduced psi

  • @FishPutInToaster75
    @FishPutInToaster75 День тому

    i would do ANYTHING to work here if it was real.

  • @Itlab-go1zf
    @Itlab-go1zf 16 годин тому

    I was worried they were malicious but they are actually just nerds

  • @wiiinnnttteeerrr
    @wiiinnnttteeerrr День тому +5

    So I'm fully aware I'm taking this too seriously but I'm invested as fuck in this setting, so here's what I got from this episode:
    -There's researchers Alpha, Theta, Sigma, Epsilon, Phi, Tau, Eta, Theta, Rho, Nu, Delta, Gamma, and Psi. I think there's more but I'm not sure.
    -The scroll of "things not to do" includes bringing boomboxes & iPods, so I'm guessing this takes place around early 2010s or late 2000s?
    -It also includes, "Do not any longlegs while in Brutalia", whatever that means
    -Also a bunch of other funny stuff from the scroll
    -Epsilon is the one in white teaching the hazmat suit stuff
    -Researchers seem to have unique symbols they wear on their suits? At 6:35 the one in blue has an H & the one in Orange has an I adjacent thing goin on
    I prolly missed some stuff, but I'm really excited to see where y'all take this whole thing.

    • @danmanproking2179
      @danmanproking2179 День тому +1

      the symbols are the greek letters, the blue one is Eta (Η) and the orange one is Phi (Φ).

    • @Ameseree1
      @Ameseree1 День тому

      So far the researchers we've been introduced to have had their codenames and symbols based on Greek letters. So the two you pointed out are Η as Eta and Φ as Phi. Also I believe the "Do not any longlegs while in Brutalia" is a reference to the "Do not, the longlegs" from the longlegs video.

  • @idfkhowtodraw6678
    @idfkhowtodraw6678 День тому

    So that’s where my socks in the dryer go

  • @Eli_Irwin
    @Eli_Irwin День тому

    HELL YEAH! I was not expecting this today, but it sure a hell is welcome!

  • @endleblue7595
    @endleblue7595 18 годин тому

    do not let Mr Beast into the far plane no matter how much money he offers you I’M DYING all of the things on that list are hilarious

  • @thetas-sounds
    @thetas-sounds 20 годин тому

    "do not any longlegs to while in Brutalia"
    wait, what?

  • @happynihilist2573
    @happynihilist2573 23 години тому

    I love this so much!

  • @MothflavoredJam
    @MothflavoredJam День тому

    I will gladly donate all my money to the Zooliminology project, and join. but, yk

  • @Volti-Vagra
    @Volti-Vagra 17 годин тому

    1:42 i love those lil guys, whatever they are
    bubble-tadpoles? newts?

  • @cryowreck3193
    @cryowreck3193 День тому

    These are the best!

  • @The_Voidkeeper
    @The_Voidkeeper 3 дні тому +3

    will this include more info on golbo? if not that's fine.

    • @Jaydanisrare
      @Jaydanisrare День тому +1

      I'm sorry but not every video is going to be about golbo 💔-Researcher Theta (me)

  • @thehummingbirdbandit9542
    @thehummingbirdbandit9542 18 годин тому

    Man, if we can't a long legs in their enclosure and we can't a long legs in the Far Plane, where CAN we a long legs???

  • @Canadian_Ferrets
    @Canadian_Ferrets День тому +1

    Ive been waiting for something like this for so long

  • @Kardlonoc
    @Kardlonoc День тому

    Great work! Keep it up!

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit День тому +4

    This is an excuse to make among us OC's viable and i will not here any other reason

  • @AnEvilEel
    @AnEvilEel День тому

    look at all those things! all those guys!

  • @delete2638
    @delete2638 15 годин тому +1

    5:43 scp foundation?! (I am reading all this)

  • @ctf_2fort152
    @ctf_2fort152 День тому

    Wow this is so cool
    Can’t wait for more

  • @kyfalko
    @kyfalko День тому +1

    > Do not host public videos or live streams in the Far Plane.
    There is INTERNET in the Far Plane?????????

  • @usersomethings
    @usersomethings День тому +1

    NOOOO, I MISSED THE PREMIER I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF SELF HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF I HATE MY SELF

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit День тому

    The far plain seems awfully similar to the UK...I wonder if that's just an anomaly spilling through.

  • @Nobahdee
    @Nobahdee День тому

    Gotta catch em' all; depressed.

  • @calpalsworld
    @calpalsworld 2 дні тому +2

    I AM SOOOOOOOOO HYPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @sleepy_clover7361
    @sleepy_clover7361 День тому

    I want to know who was the cause for all the drug-related rules relating to the Far Plane 💀

  • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
    @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 23 години тому

    The Warp but nice

  • @rottentrotten
    @rottentrotten День тому

    2:30 Is this the manhole cover??? If so, it has to be the most dangerous entity found.

  • @Lalic-7sUploads
    @Lalic-7sUploads День тому

    "We have to note that this video was leaked to universe [DATA EXPUNGED] likely unintentionally, Info gathering on the universe is difficult due to [DATA REDACTED] and this is a rare exception" - PlPFU Infinity-Infinity (this is not lore, i have no affiliation with the project).

  • @ShinzoTheFox
    @ShinzoTheFox День тому

    YAYYY LETS GOO AANOTHER VID DROPPED IM LATE BCZ I FORGOT IT WAS RELEASING IN 10 MINS BUT EITHER WAY WOOOOO LETSGOO

  • @helloimbirb9996
    @helloimbirb9996 День тому +2

    Remember not to do the longlegs

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 День тому

    -Signed, Siqma

  • @qualquerum2395
    @qualquerum2395 15 годин тому

    Hypothetically how can someone apply for the job? Just Hypothetically of course

  • @legitplayin6977
    @legitplayin6977 День тому +2

    Orientation? Im gay

  • @anoymouskitten
    @anoymouskitten День тому

    If we want to make fan art where should we send it?

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  День тому

      @ us on Tumblr or post it in the discord!!

  • @shooo5019
    @shooo5019 22 години тому

    There are so many rules about narcotics I don't think this job is for me 😓

  • @leviholt4557
    @leviholt4557 День тому +1

    Researcher reporting 🫡

  • @dimekeep
    @dimekeep День тому

    yay new vid

  • @ceci3524
    @ceci3524 20 годин тому

    SIGMA BISEXAUL DIVERESITY WIN

  • @angeminaud
    @angeminaud 3 дні тому +1

    Woohoo!

  • @Afraid_Star
    @Afraid_Star 11 годин тому

    So how much tthis job pay

  • @weigurde
    @weigurde День тому +1

    i have the leglonged

  • @worm.on.a.string.
    @worm.on.a.string. 6 годин тому +1

    the backrooms if it was way cooler

  • @mrslinkydragon9910
    @mrslinkydragon9910 День тому

    Is golbo safe? 😊

  • @Eletilohlor
    @Eletilohlor 3 дні тому +2

    Poggers.

  • @axemeanything1599
    @axemeanything1599 День тому

    WOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @silentghost734
    @silentghost734 День тому +1

    YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @KeeGamer310
    @KeeGamer310 День тому

    gaming time