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  • @ColeyDoesThings
    @ColeyDoesThings  2 роки тому +598

    use my code COLEY on your first Sakuraco box through my link: team.sakura.co/coleydoesthings-SC2206 or TokyoTreat box through my link: team.tokyotreat.com/coleydoesthings-TT2206 for $5 off!! :D

  • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
    @duckysguidetoshipping8930 2 роки тому +12404

    I swear AO3 is a coal mine you might find a diamond or you might find a piece of very weird coal

    • @simplypink8375
      @simplypink8375 2 роки тому +404

      truer words have never been said

    • @TobyAnderson
      @TobyAnderson 2 роки тому +172

      I think this is just weird coal.

    • @hotcocoandart
      @hotcocoandart 2 роки тому +501

      And that weird chunk of coal is the one you always keep in your pocket because you love it

    • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
      @duckysguidetoshipping8930 2 роки тому +69

      @@hotcocoandart omg yess

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 2 роки тому +132

      The weird coal part reminds me of that one time I read a smut fic of a character x corndog (a corndog that can TALK and has THOUGHTS)

  • @foursho
    @foursho 2 роки тому +10113

    I shed a tear. That “I am Groot?” really shook me. As if Groot is now unsure if he really IS Groot. Is Groot Groot? I will never know. Thank you Coley for blessing us with 8 minutes of this truly groundbreaking and masterfully written fanfic.

    • @bananaclub7222
      @bananaclub7222 2 роки тому +7

      I like your machi pfp

    • @vener_a
      @vener_a 2 роки тому +9

      😭

    • @Taylors_version_from_the_vault
      @Taylors_version_from_the_vault 2 роки тому +18

      Is this Satire? I’m autistic and it’s a bit hard for me to get jokes sometimes

    • @foursho
      @foursho 2 роки тому +16

      @@Taylors_version_from_the_vault it is :’) ,sorry for the confusion!

    • @bananaclub7222
      @bananaclub7222 2 роки тому +12

      @@Taylors_version_from_the_vault Yes, its satire :D

  • @nobetawedielikemysanity
    @nobetawedielikemysanity 2 роки тому +5304

    The existential crisis from “I am Groot?” Was absolutely beautiful 🥹

    • @coolstraw7682
      @coolstraw7682 6 місяців тому +1

      Still no comments? Ill change that.

  • @Fairywithabunker
    @Fairywithabunker 2 роки тому +7236

    Groot sounds like he is going through something serious then reflects on his past... he's clearly have meltdowns in the fanfic. Poor baby. Somebody hug him

    • @UJEvans
      @UJEvans 2 роки тому +101

      You can really feel his pain as he goes through this identity crisis.
      I just wish Rocket would listen to him and console him

  • @getinloserweregoingshopping947
    @getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 роки тому +2048

    When they said "I am groot" I freaking cried.
    They went too far

    • @suraya_
      @suraya_ 2 роки тому +38

      fr, groot deserved better 😔

    • @getinloserweregoingshopping947
      @getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 роки тому +35

      @@suraya_ it kinda ruined me for a while, i just couldn't stop thinking about how moving it was

    • @applejustice
      @applejustice Рік тому +3

      HELP THIS MADE ME GIGGLE

  • @mollysmith2366
    @mollysmith2366 2 роки тому +4806

    the sheer commitment from Coley to read through all the words of this masterpiece is pure dedication to the arts!

    • @e_intelligence2487
      @e_intelligence2487 2 роки тому +41

      I know, I would just scroll all the way to the bottom cuz I wouldn't have the patience to read the same 3 words over and over again.

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 2 роки тому +25

      as she should because that's what the fic deserves 😭

    • @mayak3429
      @mayak3429 2 роки тому +1

      not allll of them...

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@e_intelligence2487 wdym??? this is a masterpiece with so many plot teists

    • @sanaira190
      @sanaira190 6 місяців тому

      What masterpiece? I am not criticising. It's just I am groot written everywhere! What's with this popularity and appraisal? Please explain.

  • @kalcium.yippee
    @kalcium.yippee 2 роки тому +4902

    I am literally in tears, whoever wrote this may just be the best author known to man, I've never seen anything quite like it, truly unique. (in all seriousness, "I," "am", and "groot" no longer sound like words & Groot was never even a word to begin with💀)

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 2 роки тому +40

      Ja mais vu (it's basically the reverse of deja vu)

    • @charxthekoopaking5673
      @charxthekoopaking5673 2 роки тому +8

      Same.

    • @user-gc8pg2gx7w
      @user-gc8pg2gx7w 2 роки тому +38

      i am groot doesnt sound like i am groot anymore 😭

    • @CatLuvr69
      @CatLuvr69 2 роки тому +12

      I definitely laughed when I saw what was being read out. My sister asked if I was okay and I had to explain. I don't even know how to explain this thing.

    • @ScooberGoober
      @ScooberGoober 2 роки тому +2

      @@crow3467 it's when something similar seems strangely new

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +1694

    Take a shot of water everytime she says I am Groot(we don’t want you dying of alcohol poisoning)

    • @sandieiwona
      @sandieiwona 2 роки тому +199

      I would die of over-hydration if I were to do this

    • @miniewa4855
      @miniewa4855 2 роки тому +111

      we'd die from water poisoning instead

    • @Crown1923DC
      @Crown1923DC 2 роки тому +64

      @@miniewa4855 I mean the op said that they don't want us to die from alcohol poisoning and not water poisoning.... So *sips water aggressively*

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 2 роки тому +21

      Then just take a drop of water

    • @Avacodork
      @Avacodork 2 роки тому +17

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler I injected water into my blood like anesthetic. I'm not okay. Call 911

  • @TheChaoticAsexual
    @TheChaoticAsexual 2 роки тому +3182

    Do you think Coley ever lost track on which “I am Groot” she was at?

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 2 роки тому +1903

    "Popularity doesn't mean quality"
    **slowly looks toward the "After" series**

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 роки тому +96

      Yeah , we don't talk about those

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 2 роки тому +117

      *immediately looks away in disgust*

    • @user-uw1do5yr4n
      @user-uw1do5yr4n 2 роки тому +65

      I can't belive 14 year old me actually bought those because a former friend recommended them 😭😭🤚

    • @CookiehsAndDreams
      @CookiehsAndDreams 2 роки тому +48

      @@user-uw1do5yr4n oh honey, I’m so sorry-

    • @thewoesofyicity
      @thewoesofyicity 2 роки тому +14

      Should I even ask what is the "After" series?xD

  • @ambys1709
    @ambys1709 2 роки тому +1017

    AO3 houses both gems and fake bits of plastic that have been run through the microwave before being covered in flourescent sticky nail polish

    • @scruffalumps
      @scruffalumps 2 роки тому +59

      and both are great

    • @tabbybarrington5352
      @tabbybarrington5352 2 роки тому +10

      And which do you consider this fic to be?

    • @cheorrei
      @cheorrei 2 роки тому +47

      @@tabbybarrington5352 the best gem of all bro

    • @ambys1709
      @ambys1709 2 роки тому +29

      @@tabbybarrington5352 the diamond to precede all diamonds

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 4 місяці тому +1

      @@cheorrei exactly

  • @_lovesick_boo
    @_lovesick_boo 2 роки тому +531

    did i just use 14 minutes of my life listening to someone read the sentence “I am Groot” repeatedly? yes, yes i did

  • @hoonkmimimimi
    @hoonkmimimimi 2 роки тому +467

    Shout-out to TokyoTreat and SakuraCo for sponsoring this video of a lady repeatedly saying she is Groot

  • @beefbulg0gii
    @beefbulg0gii 2 роки тому +1233

    this is a true masterpiece, a heart-throbbing yet spicy tearjerker. i will be showing this to all of my children and their children. this piece deserves to be worshipped by all of mankind. the plot and storyline is immaculate, the relationships between the relatable and lovable characters are deep and complex. definitely an 11/10 would recommend

    • @lienn.10
      @lienn.10 2 роки тому +5

      BYE IM CRYING TEARJERKER

    • @beefbulg0gii
      @beefbulg0gii 2 роки тому +1

      how tf did i get 300 likes in 7 hours im dead

    • @M1mithesilly
      @M1mithesilly 2 роки тому +1

      Well said buddy.

    • @beefbulg0gii
      @beefbulg0gii 2 роки тому +1

      @@M1mithesilly thank you

  • @minjaehyuk
    @minjaehyuk 2 роки тому +783

    It's.. it literally left me sobbing. Literally none other fanfiction was capable of making ME cry hysterically but this? This one deserves an award. The writing style, the fonts the AGHHH it's so good?? Literally i want their skills so bad

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +393

    I hope one day to have a fic so notable it ends up here

    • @lemongloves
      @lemongloves 2 роки тому

      @beyond your imagination i enjoyed ur mom 😩

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 2 роки тому +6

      Saaaaaame

    • @Mmmkaramel
      @Mmmkaramel 2 роки тому +5

      I would feel so honored if my fic reached that level of infamy

  • @madelinefavour4065
    @madelinefavour4065 2 роки тому +369

    Me: confused how she is going to read a whole story in less than 15 minutes
    Coly: I am groot. I am groot…..
    Me:….. oh. I see.
    Me: I really should have seen this coming.

    • @jem5636
      @jem5636 2 роки тому +24

      I knew which fic was the most kudos so my thought was mostly "you're going to spend 14 minutes on *this*?
      Good job coley.

    • @gemmahill357
      @gemmahill357 2 роки тому +5

      is that a marvel reference?
      ... i understood that reference
      im gonna go now, byeeee

  • @fnryene5313
    @fnryene5313 2 роки тому +312

    When you read this fanfic, the raw emotion with which you read it, it nearly brings me to tears. Thoughtful of you to warn us of the NSFW part. Still one of the best works to date.

  • @emilyrattini8462
    @emilyrattini8462 2 роки тому +639

    It feels like there's an actual story behind this, but it was just replaced with these three words, repeated to the point where it becomes mere noise.
    And what she said about the difficulty in getting your stuff out there... I've posted six stories so far. Five of them each have less than 50 hits, and less than 10 kudos, apiece. Then there's the one Owl House thing I wrote, which over 400 people have seen, and the kudos count is definitely over 70.
    The imbalance is ridiculous, and I'm proud of it.

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 роки тому +24

      I have 18 stories and one blew up to 3000+ kudos the next one is 400+

    • @emilyrattini8462
      @emilyrattini8462 2 роки тому +7

      @@yellowsoy2475 holy shit, congrats! What are the titles?

    • @princessravendiamond4288
      @princessravendiamond4288 2 роки тому +25

      There will always be an imbalance. Wattpad is always talked about like it only has trash fanfics, but it's not true. I've found masterpieces in some of my favorite fandoms and even a couple incredible wips that are originals!
      Though, I admit that I have a strong bias since I actually write on Wattpad (it's a journal rather than an actual fic and I'm always a little disappointed that no one reads it) and have had an account there for 3+ years

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 роки тому +23

      @@princessravendiamond4288 I have read some really nice stories on Wattpad but I find navigating it confusing.

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 роки тому +12

      @@emilyrattini8462 My 3000+ is a wip. To Ride a Stygian Tiger. MDZS fandom. 21 chapters and not sure when it’ll end XD. The other is When the Spider Meets the panthers. ATom Holland Spider-Man one shot with the tag “Peter Parker is a BTS fan….” I don’t know why I decided to go with that….

  • @eleanormaddocks1834
    @eleanormaddocks1834 2 роки тому +614

    When looking for fanfic I find if you’re just browsing fewer tags are better. Select fandom, filter for 1 ship (maybe 2 if you’re picky and it’s a big fandom) and 1-3 tags including filtering in/out AU, exclude crossovers or filter out any fandoms you don’t want crossovers for, sort by kudos and go to page 3/4. That is where you will find the best fic.

    • @shriya9925
      @shriya9925 2 роки тому +7

      k wait i’m curious why page 3/4 and not just start from 1

    • @eleanormaddocks1834
      @eleanormaddocks1834 2 роки тому +79

      @@shriya9925 because the first couple of pages are usually good, but pretty bland in comparison. You start to get the more interesting premises on page 3/4, and because they’re usually not the sort of thing that would appeal to everyone, because they’re a little less basic concepts, they don’t have quite as many kudos. You can absolutely start from 1, they’ll usually still be excellent fics, but if you want something that will absolutely blow your mind I tend to find you need to go a few pages deep.

    • @crysy2070
      @crysy2070 2 роки тому +13

      @@shriya9925 also maybe because the first few pages are the more recent ones so they might be incompleted I feel but I agree that most of the good ones are the ones after the first few pages

    • @devilsgambit738
      @devilsgambit738 2 роки тому +12

      @@shriya9925 I find that usually the first couple pages are the ones with all the one shots or crossover fics- neither of which I’m looking for - so I’ll usually skip the first couple pages too after a quick skim through lol

    • @srtatropicalia
      @srtatropicalia 2 роки тому +3

      Ok, so i didn't really believe you about looking in the 3/4 page, and I just went back to search the tag I was on (ranked by bookmark, filtered by pining) and OMG I'm so glad I kept searching until that fourth page, I just found some gold in there 👌🏽 so thanks!!

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 роки тому +470

    Similar video idea: scrolling through the most popular fanfics on the site.
    Maybe the first 4-5 pages? It's interesting to see which fandoms are the most popular

    • @teddylover878
      @teddylover878 2 роки тому +16

      i recently did something like this, but with the top 1000 fics; the most commom fandoms were harry potter, marvel, teen wolf and my hero academia (if i remember correctly)

    • @mackennnna1234
      @mackennnna1234 2 роки тому +4

      @@teddylover878 definitely Harry Potter, if I remember. It’s been a while since I did that

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 роки тому +4

      Inverse of this:
      Take recommendations for underrated/small fandoms, and look through the least popular fics.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodnb9369
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodnb9369 2 роки тому +254

    Your rendition of “I am Groot” really brought me to tears. That “I am Groot.” Where groot finally found himself and was able to accept “I am Groot” completely, even if it didn’t last. Honestly a magnificent way to spend 8 minutes, this fic always brings me to tears.

  • @Pixie_Mess
    @Pixie_Mess 2 роки тому +208

    was not expecting you to read the whole piece, but it is what it deserves

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 роки тому +708

    I showed this to a friend of mine who just got into fanfic. She was very confused.
    So yeah, this was Amazing! But it would be wonderful if you made that Merlin video you mentioned 👉👈🥺

    • @The_Firevenus
      @The_Firevenus 2 роки тому +24

      I SECOND THIS,,, merlin fandom holds a special place in my heart and their fanfics never dissapointed

    • @literalcyborg3723
      @literalcyborg3723 2 роки тому +5

      MERLIN HELL YEAH

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 2 роки тому +4

      I'm about to do that too.
      Wish me luck!

    • @misguided_ghost
      @misguided_ghost 2 роки тому +11

      MERLIN
      omg if coley made a merlin video i would be so happy!

    • @elenacottica386
      @elenacottica386 2 роки тому +2

      @@misguided_ghost same T.T

  • @Aya-ej6gt
    @Aya-ej6gt 2 роки тому +148

    WHAT AN AMAZING FIC. 10/10 ABSOLUTE TEAR JERKER 🤧

  • @quietzest
    @quietzest 2 роки тому +135

    Ao3 is it’s own planet, and I adore it.
    I used to be a Quotev main, but have slowly moved over to Ao3…
    Needless to say, I am so happy to now be part of the lovely community that made this absolutely AMAZING reading experience possible. Truly magnificent work on the author’s part 😌 I’m surprised you were able to put the magnitude of this fic into a video.

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 2 роки тому +3

      wait there's ffs on quotev ???

    • @notaninfodump5929
      @notaninfodump5929 2 роки тому +3

      Ayyye, a Quotev user! I haven’t used mine much, but it still holds a special place in my heart.

    • @charlotties_
      @charlotties_ 2 роки тому

      ah. quotev. i love that site. it is my only form of social media.

    • @SunnflowerCanon
      @SunnflowerCanon 2 роки тому

      Ah, yes Quotev. I live there.

    • @charlotties_
      @charlotties_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@SunnflowerCanon haha omg me too

  • @Cinth_Venomurr
    @Cinth_Venomurr 2 роки тому +287

    Was Groot having an identity crisis in this book?
    They seemed so unsure at some points

    • @preminger3296
      @preminger3296 2 роки тому +28

      I thought it was like a smut fic based on the NSFW tag lol

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +15

      it's smut, apparently.

  • @lingjenthoibi3540
    @lingjenthoibi3540 2 роки тому +105

    Coley's parents outside: We have created a genius

  • @karamelalb2328
    @karamelalb2328 2 роки тому +34

    All joking aside a piece of work like this really shows how art in general works. Because it conveys a meaning (be it vague and up to interpretation) even though the words themselves have little to no meaning on their own. There is clearly something happening in that fic even thought we as readers are left to wonder what that something is. And on a fundamental level, this fic shows how we consume books because we are able to recognize an internal struggle when it is presented in the story (by bolder words and the crossed out words) or see when a character is making a mental list of facts and observations.
    TLDR: even though the words themselves have no meaning the structure of the text itself hints at a storyline and I think that is absolutely genius!

  • @ohmaidarlin
    @ohmaidarlin 2 роки тому +88

    Sees title: [𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙]
    oh, Ao3 users, please never change! 🥺🤭

  • @cow5106
    @cow5106 2 роки тому +93

    I am literally in tears, I Am Groot is the most emotional thing I have ever read. I read it first when I was 12 years old, and it really inspired me to take up writing. Whenever I'm feeling sad, all I need to do is re-read it just to feel better. New York bestseller could never. 11/10 😩

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 2 роки тому +102

    This is PEAK COMEDY.

    • @anica7438
      @anica7438 2 роки тому

      same hahahahah but its strangely good?

  • @Ash-js3jh
    @Ash-js3jh 2 роки тому +71

    just listening this is making me cry. i don’t cry often, especially not for fanfics so this seriously meant a lot and just the raw emotion in here is quite beautiful.

  • @scaramouche_enjoyer068
    @scaramouche_enjoyer068 2 роки тому +60

    you will never be able to hear the phrase "I am groot" the same ever again.

  • @curiouschurro7148
    @curiouschurro7148 2 роки тому +26

    huge thanks to coley for taking the time and effort to go through this heartbreaking masterpiece truly a soldier

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +619

    “Popularity doesn’t mean quality”
    Yeah *flashbacks to my immortal, agony in pink, DGTTB*
    Edit: for your sanity, don’t cover the latter two. You’ve already done the former

    • @Justk1Drauhl
      @Justk1Drauhl 2 роки тому +16

      every time i go on this channel's comment section y learn a new horror from the fanfic community

    • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +1

      @@Justk1Drauhl which one did you learn of today?

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 2 роки тому +1

      Did i get too old or am I too young? I don't know know the last two

    • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +15

      @@Berries20 agony in pink is the first super infamous fanfiction. It’s a power rangers torture fic. Dipper goes to Taco Bell is a infamous gravity falls fic

    • @Justk1Drauhl
      @Justk1Drauhl 2 роки тому +4

      @@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 dgttb, and found it first translated into spanish to make it worse

  • @toasterstripes
    @toasterstripes 2 роки тому +46

    the amount of shots you would have to take for every time coley read “i am groot” (in the fic) would be 436, so you would have alcohol poisoning 21 times over

    • @toasterstripes
      @toasterstripes 2 роки тому +2

      @Marlowe Mauer are you alive

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 роки тому +9

      @@toasterstripes oh god they haven’t replied.
      Press F to pay respects

    • @chickenwithtinyhumanfeet
      @chickenwithtinyhumanfeet Рік тому

      I should tell my friend that we're going to listen to someone read a really popular fanfic and ever time she says I am Groot we have too take a shot I can't just imagine the look he'd give me

  • @crispzapple
    @crispzapple 2 роки тому +15

    I first discovered this fanfic searching for some guardians of the galaxy stuff when I stumble upon it. I thought it would be a funny little fic but I wasn’t prepared for the sheer magnificent of this fic. Like the author I had to take a break half way through from the sheer amount of emotion I felt.
    Groot going through so much yet staying so happy and finally learning who he is in the most magnificent way, accepting and being proud and it was just- **chef’s kiss**

  • @DrSilbinaMurmu
    @DrSilbinaMurmu 2 роки тому +46

    The beautiful and lively feeling writing and your reading is just *chefs kiss*

  • @Fairywithabunker
    @Fairywithabunker 2 роки тому +39

    Who knew "I am Groot" can carry so many emotions and meanings in this fanfiction?

  • @sinebachrenleff847
    @sinebachrenleff847 2 роки тому +17

    The storytelling and how you brought the story to life through your voice was so powerful! I've never heard a more moving story in all my life. I usually don't enjoy listening to audio recordings of stories, but you really sold this! The writing is a masterpiece and read out loud, it becomes even more beautiful. I was sobbing by the time the story ended. Never have a fanfic moved me in such a way. Masterful! Deserves to be put on the curriculum for all higher education schools around the world! I could definitely spend hours analyzing the story and find meaning behind each "I am Groot" 100/10.

  • @dumpster-ratt
    @dumpster-ratt 2 роки тому +28

    This fanfic made me cry so hard, props to the person that made this.

  • @CaffieneKitty
    @CaffieneKitty 2 роки тому +52

    I can't think of a single fanfic more deserving of a dramatic recitation than this one. Sheer art. 😂

  • @CherryCoffee420
    @CherryCoffee420 2 роки тому +91

    The first minute hit me like a train because “Maybe a fanfic got blown up on social media” forced me to remember “The Albedo x Reader” fanfic era of Genshin tiktok. In which, I read it. Thanks for making me remember a dark time for a whole fandom.

    • @pmercs1330
      @pmercs1330 2 роки тому

      name pls :D

    • @Yourmom-tz7og
      @Yourmom-tz7og 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t even like x reader fics but I’m kinda curious now

    • @ashthecutie
      @ashthecutie 2 роки тому +2

      I don't know if I should be intrigued or scared

    • @neferpitou2687
      @neferpitou2687 2 роки тому

      THAT SCARRED ME OMG

    • @Yourmom-tz7og
      @Yourmom-tz7og 2 роки тому +2

      @@neferpitou2687 can you tell me the name I’m really curious

  • @astrophynix179
    @astrophynix179 2 роки тому +24

    I swear, I was just reading a fic on ao3 and the EXACT moment I clicked on the next chapter, I got the notification Coley uploaded. It was like I pressed the automatic "BamThereGoesAnotherAo3ColeyVideo" button.

  • @nightmarewolfy8087
    @nightmarewolfy8087 2 роки тому +24

    "I am Groot" no longer sounds like words to me

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 роки тому +26

    I bet I am Groot is the world’s most spicy smut. It’s just written in Groot’s language

  • @lavenderisdedagain4554
    @lavenderisdedagain4554 2 роки тому +8

    Coley I feel you are factually and contractually obligated to do the pod fic for this fic, your narration just adds so much raw, real ness to the already amazingly emotional and turmotiolous story. Truly I can’t imagine any other voice for the characters, you are truly amazing at this

  • @soob-ing8994
    @soob-ing8994 2 роки тому +25

    I'm literally crying 😭😭😭 the raw emotion in this fic is immeasurable... I. Am. Groot.

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 роки тому +2

      We All Are Groot

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 роки тому

      @@DLCS-2 and so no one is Groot.

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 2 роки тому +9

    The way this story just ascend beyond everything is amazing. Each word that Coley says is like listening to the holy word. The emotion in her voice is phenomenal

  • @slsthewriter1299
    @slsthewriter1299 2 роки тому +189

    Honestly when looking for the "best" fic of a fandom, go by bookmarks (especially for multiple chapters, anyway). Because:
    1) Hits isn't reliable because, if it's multi-chapters, a lot of those hits are from people re-reading/reading multiple chapters. Or checking on the fic. (And no, hits don't count the author's views. I think it's because of how the draft system works. Like, whenever I'm doing something in a draft chapter rather than what's published, I can imagine it would confuse the fck out of AO3 if it tried counting that. Lol. Ergo, it's easier to just exclude the author's views on a fic entirely.)
    2) Kudos tends to be a thumbs-up, but a lot of people may give a fic kudos from the first chapter, but not end up following the fic all the way through with updates, so the quality may have dropped.
    3) Comments are a mixed bag. They indicate passion, but that doesn't mean good passion all the time. A fic with low stats but a high number of comments may have people arguing about the fic. Lol. That, and, AO3 counts each comment in a thread, so if there's 30-comment long discussion, that's not going to be as "popular" as a fic with 30 individual comments.
    Bookmarks are reliable because that is a) someone is bookmarking to read later, and b) the bookmark number isn't even accurate. The number you see on a fic isn't the total bookmarks, it's the total *public* bookmarks. (I know this, since I write lol, and when I'm looking at the stats page, the number of bookmarks is different because the stats page also count private bookmarks. The public bookmarks tend to be ~1/4 or 1/2 of the total. Also applies to comments; the stats count comment *threads* not total comments.) Anyway. What this means is that the fics that people have bookmarked on their profile that is there to promote it, in a sense. So another good way to find good fics is actually through other people's profiles and going through their bookmarks, especially if they tag and/or add a comment within them. And bookmarks tend to be things that people will re-read as well.
    Obviously, this doesn't mean that the other stats aren't important. Because of course they are. Any stat above 1,000 (except for hits; I'd go more 10,000 with that) is a "popular" fic. But, of course, it also depends on the fandom (so, like, some fandoms will consider 1,000 hits a lot, and others won't consider 10,000 to be a lot), how old the fic is, etc. But that's my piece of advice. Bookmarks are more reliable because, frankly, not everyone bookmarks everything they read, and if they do, it's not common for people to make every bookmark public.

    • @ardentsamael1011
      @ardentsamael1011 2 роки тому +12

      Also, comments can be unreliable if the author answers them, as it counts in the total number of comments

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 2 роки тому +1

      @@ardentsamael1011 Yup yup. That’s kinda what I meant by discussion, but I’ve also seen fics where most of it isn’t the author. Lol. bUT yeah. Not every author answers, and some answer a lot.

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 2 роки тому +3

      @@mackennnna1234 But here's the thing: people with accounts can add kudos by either switching if they have multiple accounts, or just signing off. So even then it's not reliable. That, and there's that kudos is one of those things you can't undo, so if you give kudos at the beginning, but then a fic takes a turn you don't like, like quality or subject matter, that kudos doesn't go, but bookmarks can be undone. Hence another reason why I like bookmarks.
      Now, kudos is not a bad way to do it. I think it's good, especially for one-shots or otherwise shorter stories.

    • @jem5636
      @jem5636 2 роки тому +1

      Just about without fail, unless I am looking for a specific tag, like, really specific, I find an author I like, go through their bookmarks, and go from there. I almost never use the actual search feature unless I have something specific to look for.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 2 роки тому +1

      I have over 200 book marks, but only 30 subscriptions. For some reason I feel the need to sace every fic I read and I use to do that by bookmarking. I've gotten over it now though. Also its all private bookmarks, but still. Some people do bookmark everything.

  • @kingslayer2414
    @kingslayer2414 2 роки тому +2

    Phenomenal. Astounding. Tear-jerking.
    This reading has changed me the amount of emotional impact and amazing message and time the author put in such a revolutionary story.
    It shall forever remain in my mind a as a story that has changed millions of lives.

  • @mushkbaar
    @mushkbaar 2 роки тому +17

    Honestly I was like one paragraph in when I finally realized what I was hearing. I thought that was the emotional starting of an actual sad story, I. Thought. This. Was. Real.

  • @snainingallday
    @snainingallday 2 роки тому +14

    Wonderful. Amazing. Transcendent. Show-stopping. Fantastic. Truly the best thing to grace this universe.

  • @thenameiwantedwasgone
    @thenameiwantedwasgone 2 роки тому +14

    A literary masterpiece read with such emotion. Amazing, I kudos this video

  • @laiya2039
    @laiya2039 2 роки тому +37

    this fic was literally so emotionally impactful that i had to pause the video and get tissues bc i couldn’t see through the tears any longer. by the end of it my chest hurt so bad because of the amount of sympathy i had over this character. when they said “I am Groot” i felt that, i took that personally, it truly changed my mindset on life because at the end of the day…i AM Groot.

  • @LanayeCrow
    @LanayeCrow 2 роки тому +20

    That fic was such a masterpiece tho I gotta say my favorite part was "I am Groot"

  • @topy-y-canney1635
    @topy-y-canney1635 2 роки тому +2

    This was so poetic, inspiring, and it had just enough angst to make the perfect story :’) it made me cry at one point.

  • @emilussy
    @emilussy 2 роки тому +12

    Ok I think we all know this fic is a masterpiece, but the reading of it was absolutely stunning. I shed tears, which wouldn't have happened without Coleys absolutely stunning voice

  • @fordprefect6124
    @fordprefect6124 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. I’d just like to say thank you - I’ve come back to this fic countless times but the sheer passion and emotion you read it with gave it a new lease of life. I didn’t think I could cry anymore, but here I am (two words which no longer make any sense)

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 2 роки тому +5

    i don't think i'll be able to emotionally recover from such a sophisticated and heart wrenching piece of literature. the development, introspection, and understanding Groot exhibits throughout this moving story is awe inspiring, and it leaves us with a bittersweet taste in our mouths. i'll be thinking about this magnificent, museum worthy tale for weeks

  • @TokioSaitou
    @TokioSaitou 2 роки тому +2

    Still makes me cry after all these years. So glad for your dramatic reading bringing this masterpiece to the wider world 🫡

  • @baseballcap-
    @baseballcap- 2 роки тому +9

    I can't stop the tears
    that one part ("I am Groot") really captivated me, the author must be going through something serious rn

  • @-.winwin.-
    @-.winwin.- Рік тому +2

    Coley is my comfort UA-camr, she makes me feel inexpalainably safe

  • @hurremsultanas
    @hurremsultanas 2 роки тому +23

    Absolutely hysterical. Already knowing the punchline made it even better somehow 😂

  • @alex.adamski
    @alex.adamski 2 роки тому +2

    SOBBING THIS FIC IS A MASTERPIECE!!11!! 😭

  • @Trinarinaa
    @Trinarinaa 2 роки тому +3

    This fanfic left me crying and screaming. The way that Groot’s existential crisis is delivered is so heartbreaking and beautiful. He’s having such a hard time and no one else notices! This just brings tears to my eyes. It’s a heart wrenching, yet spicy, incredulous horrifying tearjerker. No other fox ever could compare!
    Whoever wrote this was a genius I swear. GET THEM A BOOK DEAL RIGHT NOW. Thank you Coley for showing this masterpiece to the world.

  • @tabbyduck9240
    @tabbyduck9240 2 роки тому +2

    In sobbing. This fic is so wonderful and does absolutely not disappoint. The plot is so compelling and fulfilling. It deserves being put on display in a glass case in heaven because thats just how good it is. Im in complete and utter awe at this work at art. I Am Groot is just so wonderful. It has it all. Angst, becoming courage and determination. The ending is perfect as well. It doesnt leave us confused or upset or disappointed. A masterpiece. I could write an essay just on how wonderful this is. Truly amazing.

  • @faiththepacifist1756
    @faiththepacifist1756 2 роки тому +8

    Okay this was beautiful!~

  • @rivkakinney6192
    @rivkakinney6192 2 роки тому +2

    A legendary fic I'd only ever heard of in passing. Thank you, Coley, for blessing my ears. I can't believe I waited so long to find this one, but I'm so grateful for your beautiful and heartwrenching reading of it. Truly a masterpiece of literature that may someday grow to be mentioned in the same sentence as classics such ad The Illiad and Les Miserables.

  • @FreakyFanWoman1
    @FreakyFanWoman1 2 роки тому +8

    When the fic went 'I am Groot' I felt that.

  • @nooneimportant1152
    @nooneimportant1152 2 роки тому +2

    This was beautiful. The raw emotion visible while you were reading this eye catching masterpiece was phenomenal. It showed us how one can be so sure of something and when they truly think it over and go through all the opinions they've heard that their mind may change and that's okay. I am grateful I was able to listen to this piece of art. Shakespeare would be proud.

  • @klance
    @klance 2 роки тому +4

    I may have already read this fic and left kudos but hearing it spoken out loud just magnifies the sheer emotion that it evokes :')

  • @fuzzydays5699
    @fuzzydays5699 2 роки тому +2

    I am Groot. I knew which it was when the title was shown. And my god I love your dedication in reading it from start to finish, depravity and all.

  • @keywid
    @keywid 2 роки тому +12

    i thought this was about all the young dudes and got really excited for a second lslalaskskkskskska

  • @saintclau_
    @saintclau_ 2 роки тому +2

    Wonderfull, this is beyond my high expectation. The part where groot say "I am groot" really hits me

  • @chandelier6019
    @chandelier6019 2 роки тому +4

    the reading drove me to tears. thank you for this masterpiece.

  • @ethereal3336
    @ethereal3336 2 роки тому +7

    i like the part where groot said "its grootin' time" and grooted all over the place, definitely one of the fanfictions of all time

  • @chiko6484
    @chiko6484 2 роки тому +18

    I love this fic so much

  • @adeolukids8753
    @adeolukids8753 2 роки тому +1

    This is gorgeous. You can hear the question in his voice despite the fact that he is continuing to reaffirm himself of his identity . This is gorgeous and for anyone who has ever felt unsure of themselves. I love this so much. "I am Groot" YES YOU ARE GROOT!!!!!
    THANK YOU SO MUCH COLEY I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

  • @carry-on-my-legacy
    @carry-on-my-legacy 2 роки тому +7

    This fic brings tears to my eyes every single time 😢

  • @zoharamitai8719
    @zoharamitai8719 Рік тому +2

    I don't really check Ao3 stats until recently but...i was pretty sure that by the time this video released, All The Young Dudes surpassed this fic. Still, the "I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot." Touched my soul

  • @xxsmriti
    @xxsmriti 2 роки тому +14

    you should do a video on passerine!! ik its a bit longer but its so gorgeous and i really think youd like it :)

    • @ramihearts
      @ramihearts 2 роки тому +1

      it’s a masterpiece i cried so much reading it

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 роки тому

      I’m scared: is it actually good? Or is it something completely scarring or simply a troll?

    • @xxsmriti
      @xxsmriti 2 роки тому +1

      @@axoltheartist it's actually good lol, pretty sad but still very well written and very enjoyable :)

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 роки тому

      @@xxsmriti oh, ok thank god.

    • @ramihearts
      @ramihearts 2 роки тому

      @@axoltheartist it’s really good

  • @tsukidoodles8387
    @tsukidoodles8387 2 роки тому +2

    The part where she said "I am Groot?" at the end was such an emotional plot twist I was legit crying 😭Seriously the most touching fanfic I've ever seen 😢💕 Coley thank you so much for showing us this amazing fic 😊

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Рік тому +1

    The sheer dedication to this masterpiece is what gets me.

  • @Lemonpoetarts
    @Lemonpoetarts 2 роки тому +4

    When she read the part where he said, "I am groot," I started sobbing. My heart hurts so much. Such a bittersweet ending 😢

  • @Luxxcia
    @Luxxcia 2 роки тому +1

    This fanfic is so beautiful, it made me cry.
    This is the best fanfic ever to be written. All the emotion you put into reading was amazing.

  • @beltonsbunk
    @beltonsbunk 2 роки тому +3

    COLEY!!! My gods the sheer _dedication_ reading this entire masterpiece aloud for us?!? Your powers are unsurpassed, we will never deserve you

  • @kitnerjeeves
    @kitnerjeeves 2 роки тому +1

    I am sobBING this fic tore me apart piece by piece

  • @Arty_Apple_Bee
    @Arty_Apple_Bee 2 роки тому +9

    I am -
    Terrified.

  • @cloudyxsxies583
    @cloudyxsxies583 2 роки тому +1

    With the number of tears, I shed during this video~ I now truly see how many people get so inspired by this...The true meaning of the legacy imprinted with words that leave scars as a guiding light can reflect on all of us...Groot has figured that out already..and I am enlightened now~expecisally when it speaks with power: "I am Groot."

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz 2 роки тому +3

    Teared up, this is a beautiful fic and really teaches you a lesson

  • @makatsue4598
    @makatsue4598 2 роки тому +1

    I was shaking halfway through the story please this must be the most amazing thing I have ever heard bless you Coley for sharing this groundbreaking story with us all

  • @macnchez2505
    @macnchez2505 2 роки тому +6

    THEY DID NOT. How could someone write this masterpiece? I want to be this good someday. I'm not crying, nah.

  • @shamal17
    @shamal17 2 роки тому

    thank you coley for this stellar interpretation, i didn't think anyone could do this fic justice but you did! i was hooked from the beginning right until the end

  • @baboin1851
    @baboin1851 2 роки тому +29

    I'm writing a fic that is 1 mil words.
    Very good.

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 2 роки тому +1

      For real?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 роки тому +1

      @@emmae2520 yes

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 2 роки тому +1

      How long have you been updating it?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 роки тому +1

      @Lace S. Two, fandoms. A crossover.
      Two works of Studio trigger, a certain, really horni japanese anime studio, that also somehow makes the best shit on the market.
      I love them, because they don't shy away from sexual themes, in fact they do the opposite throwing them at you like some baseball game.
      This is demonstrated perfectly in their two magnum opus. Kill la kill and darling in the franxx, the fandoms I'm writing for.
      They are two similar series, one day I stumbled upon a really bad, but at the same a fic which was the catalyst to me making the crossover. It was between the same fandoms, but didn't do anything. It was good, but increadibly superficial, pretty much no charecter development, besides rehashes of the plot line of one of the series.
      It's honestly about everything.
      From ideology, to beliefs, relationships and why they are important, masseges crancked up to the question of should you you keep going up and up and up, even if it makes the lives of your collegues a living hell. Hidden under layers upon layers of anime ecchi irony.
      Narritive elemts, involving charecters pusihng up to psycological horror level. PTSD. Dosisiative identity dissorder. Every fear under the book.
      Making fun of every single anime shounen under the sun, including itself.
      Having so many, yet so few, tropes, that in itself, it makes fun off, and also emeraces.
      But I'm bad at describing how charecters look.
      Sad.

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 роки тому +1

      @@emmae2520 Just an year. It's only a mil words, with my buffer chapters, which in themselves. Are 300k words. I'm saving them in case I break my chin or somthin and I can't update for a long, long time.

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 2 роки тому +3

    I am crying, this fic gets me every time in the feels and I am groot.

  • @hoshitoshi
    @hoshitoshi 2 роки тому +2

    "I am Groot" has become a singular word in my mind now, and none of the words it's composed of sound real anymore

  • @ANAKlN_
    @ANAKlN_ 2 роки тому +3

    I’m now crying, this was a beautiful fic 🤧🤧🤧