d i s c o m b o b u l a t e
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2019
- idk was debating abt uploading this cuz it kinda smol. but i likes.
original doggo v cattto video: pBzf3F0uBY...
audio sourced from Sherlock Holmes (2009)
example of scene sourced link: • Discombobulate - Комедії
Full physical recovery 6 weeks
Full psychological recovery 6 months
Ability to bark in face neutralized
Is that in dog years?
dog: that's fun, let's play it again
Full Physical recovery 6 seconds
Full Psychological recovery 6 years
Full Physical recovery *discombobulate*
Full Psychological recovery *discombobulate*
the face of the cat showing no emotion makes it x1000 better
"This mustn't register on an emotional level"
@@lilben4184 damn.. I was about to say this😂
Yup, it does, lol
Fun fact: cats don’t have eyebrow muscles, unlike dogs and humans, so they cannot emote with their faces in a way we humans understand
Sheer focus
I love how cats maximize disrespect by not even looking at you while slapping you.
i guess less of disrespect more of free focus to anticipate dogs moves.
lol
but he is looking at the dog ?
@@extrage3061 hes technically looking up above the dog, when my dog and cat have a battle my cat looks away partially aswell.
Due to their vertical pupils, cats can't see very well right in front of their face and not that well at paw range. Turning their face is a combination of putting their whiskers out to better feel the opponent, it's a better angle on their front leg for repeatedly swiping (like a boxer hunching forward to put more power in punches), and it also gets their face a bit further away from the opponent so it's less vulnerable. It also does maximize the disrespect.
The way he doesn't even look in his opponent's eyes but still knows his very next step, is next level.
No.
@@scottchaison1001 *YES!*
Looking at your opponent's eyes is a safe way to get messed up lol.
Never look at the eyes in a fight or sparring.
This mustn't register on an ocular level.
@@aaronamour6101-Said literally no one who fights, ever.
Cat vs dog, reminds me of a flash game
it reminds me of the movie
Мадам сход
That throwing game where the dog throws bones and the cat throws a fish carcass.. and u need to calculate the wind and everything. Good times
oh and there are also three bonuses
Fleabag vs Mutt
Oho, you're punching me? Instead of barking, you're punching even closer?
Didn't expect to see you here JUSTIN
I can't discombobulate the shit out of you without punching!
Justin is everywhere. Even Thanos can't stop him from posting comments.
Woah, I haven't seen you in a while! Hope life's going well :)
Ok
Dang. Sherlock Holmes seem to have a lot more hair.
He is a master of disguises and has infiltrated this mansion as the household cat.
it's merely a trick of the light
I’m dead bro 🤣
Lollol
That is becaus is not sherlock it is a cat
*D I S C O M B O B U L A T E*
- _Sun Tzu_ , _The Art of War_
It's from sherlock homes, the 2010 films
@@kurtsudheim825 No, I'm pretty sure it was said by Abraham Lincoln.
@@christerjakobsen8107 fool it is said by stephen hawking
@@SuperBhavanishankar nah man im pretty sure it was Denzel Washington
No, it was definitely Royce Gracie at UFC 1.
cat: this musn't register on an emotional level
also cat: ends this dog's whole career
Not funny
That was funny . Cheers 🍻
L
@@bullymaguire6722 Gonna cry?
@@snooppp8873 I’m gonna put some dirt in your eyes
I love how the Cat acts disappointed in the dog and proceeds to smack him while not even deeming him worthy for the cat's look
He's not letting it register on an emotional level
The cats face on “discombobulate” is so epic
_He is a cat of focus, commitment, and sheer f**king will_
He once killed three guys with a pencil. A fooking pen-sil
@@ReynsoonHe isn't the boogyman, he was the one sent to kill the fcking boogyman.
@@GiyuTomiokaTheOneAndOnlyand now, he is coming for you. and you will do nothing because you can do nothing
Is this Cat the next fighter in the Smash Ultimate DLC?
i mean, there is a video leaking what seems like an alternative skin ua-cam.com/video/_grjgbzpjaA/v-deo.html
This cat will be in before Waluigi
BRUH WHY ARE YOU IN LIKE EVERY COMMENT SECTION I GO TO-
Chris i saw you everywhere
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
That cat ascended to a higher consciousness during the fight.
for real the look in his eyes
Catto learned Kung Fu to defend himself from doggos
Fear your pic scarred me
No, he learned how to d i s c o m b o b u l a t e.
No, that's British boxing for you.
I’ve been officially discombobulated
Lol!
Lol!
Looks like this one registered on an emotional level.
looks like someone will get so many like
I thought it was the myth the legend Just a guy with a Mustache but it was his counterpart
You have no mustache
Seeen you again lol
HAHA
Dog: sup
Cat: has entered standing state
Dog: discombobulated
He's the best detective of the cat race, Shercat Holmes.
I don’t know what people are talking about this cats movie looks amazing
yeah, I'm confused af
Rate 10/10, doggo won’t recombobulate
"Counter across to left cheek"
Cat: Smacks right cheek
I dont think I have ever laughed that hard in my life... 🤣🤣🤣
Same here😂😂😂This is the first time I've seen this😂
Bro cats are nemesis 😂
*_And that was the first time to see Tom had beaten up Spike using Shaggy's ultimate power._*
Send him to Area 51. He deserve it.
Area 51? This one needs to be sent to SCP containment, stat!
It's only appropriate that this has 69 likes.
Bro that cat feinted? He lifted his right paw, baiting the dog, then sucker punched him with his left. That is so cool
Physical recovery: six weeks. Mental recovery: six treats and "good boi" tummy rubs
The cat is really cute but poor dog..such a fluffy discombobulation..
The fact that the cat had a straght face on the whole time almoat made me wake my parents up
Damn that cat knows how to fight
It throws a hook like no problem, right? Not afraid at all. That's a great cat right there.
Never gets old😂
Cat has powerful sixth sense due to which she don't require to see her target.
cats can't see close thing well, so they basically rely on their whiskers and dilated eyes to pick up the slightest movement.
@@lophyr8521ya but I still believe they have a sixth sense!
Imma have to rewatch this 5 more times chief
No eye contact just pure instincts
He has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at the face of torture, human trafficing
Oh God, that dog had a family dammit
The cat have a family too damn it
_"I'm discombobulated, discombobulated. Miss, you ovulatin'?"_ - Eminem
"Counter with cross to left cheek..."
*Hits the dog's right cheek*
They had to mirror the footage to avoid a copyright strike.
@@Dargonhuman He's kwik on the feet.
Discombobulate - to disconcert or confuse
A word only a Victorian era detective would use.
I wonder if cats ever feel compassion
They do show it to the ones who deserve it
@@unikeko96 No, cats do not feel compassion, you're just stupid and don't understand what the word means.
No animals were physically harmed in the making of this video, only emotional scaring.
i come back too often to this video and it makes me laugh every time i just cant anymore 💀
Can't believe that the cat was Holmes' fight instructor.....
Is this leaked footage of the original cats trailer movie??
Wheres MyMind Yeah, too violent a scene tho so they deleted it.
@@sparrow4852 Rumor is they'll restore this scene in the Butthole Cut.
I'm glad you uploaded this masterpiece. Thanks for making me laugh and also amazed by the quality of this smol awesomeness. I can definitely smell and feel the angst in this crime documentary even after 3 years later.
Zero tell on that left! Skills mate, skills 💪🥊
That's what you get for being a dog person. You get the kitty paw.
This mustn’t register on an emotional level
Thanks for leaking one of the new characters in Mortal Kombat 11
I only looked up the video of Sherlock Holmes saying discombobulate and then my recommendation is filled up with this one word 😂
i come back to this video every few months and just enjoy
this is how I stopped my brother from taking my food
this is SUCH an important video, i am so glad you uploaded it
Cat's not even looking... That's pure fatality right there
The cat is taking it a step further, its doing a no look discombobulate.
Turning and suddenly seeing a cat staring into the middle distance, hearing a dignified British voice murmur 'discombobulate' and then having my head knocked off my shoulders is exactly how I want to die.
The dog asked for it. How dare he stick his doggy breath face in the cat's face.
The video I play in my mind each time someone stands too close to me on a train.
Doge just asking for some heckin' trouble...
Top 10 anime battles
Sherlock Holmes was such a great movie
It really was, and im glad the fight scenes are getting some recognition, .....those were the best part, and the best fight scenes in modern cinema history in my opinion.
Yeah, I just watched it with my family. It was really good, and all the sudden now I'm seeing memes from the fight scene.
It was entertaining but not exactly true to the character. More like a Jason Borne film than a detective story.
Everybody gangsta til a mf recombobulates.
Me: is chilling in my room, hiding away from the family reunion
My toddler cousin, barging into the room and charging at my bed:
Your toddler cousin used *discombobulate* on you?
I'm so sad I'm late discovering the existence of this meme. I love that Sherlock movie.
I’ve never laughed this hard thank you
So good to see you upload. Thank ya!
it would take 1 year for the dog to Recombobulate
6 weeks
NoOne:
Cat:
*Discombobulate*
This is a wonderful video, thank you for bestowing it upon my brain.❤
Khajiit Monk explaining Rain-of-Sand technique, third era
That cat took "never let them know your next move" to a whole other level 🗿
I laughed way harder than I should have
the cats face the whole time is hilarious! it’s like this violence is no stranger to him! sigma!!
Cats are Sigma! 💪😎
Shiba: *_*aggressively barks at the cat*_*
Cat: _"I mustn't register this at an emotional level. First, distract target..."_
Dog: barks
Cat: this mustn't register on an emotional level
i need 10 more hours of this
Doggo - * prepares meal for catto as a peace offering *
Catto - "Is it poison, Doggo?"
That cat has a third degree blackbelt. Poor doge, didn't know what he got himself into.
Great, now I want to watch Sherlock Holmes.
It's funny how a housecat's only weaknesses are its size and its inability to climb downwards.
I had a feeling it was gonna be Sherlock Holmes.
Thank you for citing your audio source!
Doggo :
“At first, you punch me, and then you just discombobulated me!”
I don't remember Sherlock being this cute!
its actually Moriarty speaking....
@@christoff124nope it's sherlock
@@dabalma i searched it and i stand corrected.
Shit I do, have you seen Robert Downey Jr?
*I am combobulation*
When the *_ONLY_* option . . . is *_VIOLENCE_*
Oh you're approaching me?
I feel very discomnobbed right now
clip that shit and send it to me
-Sun Tzu
lol
*DRAMATIC FINISH*
It's catementary, my dear Watson.
Cat needs to be nerfed too op
I love this so much 😂
Why does the impact feel so strong
All this time, I hadn't noticed that the cat is standing.
happy dog: wanna be friends?
cat: D I S C O M B O B U L A T E
I tried this on a fellow opponent. Two things I learned that day:
1. Never attempt this exercise. It didn't' work. I realized I failed when I was getting pummeled on the ground.
2. I'm not a cat and my opponent isn't a dog.
Life ain't like the movies
"Woof"
....
"This must not register on an emotional level"
Nice job Purrlock Holmes 😂