Him referring to his dents as a revolving door is really telling how he views people as expendable. Like he let that mask slip there is always another dent around the corner for him to exploit for his own gain and move on when they are used up to him.
I was just about to message something similar. Also, DSP doesn't think about people who are not streamers that do work from home. They are able to work 9 to 5 with zoom call meetings and still be quiet enough for their household.
I love how he mentions "laying down the law" this implies introducing someone to the consequences of their actions. yet when companies do it to him (Twitch) he seems to rebuke his own logic.
I work just about the same hours Phil claims he does. Every weekend my wife and I get up at 7am and take a walk around the neighborhood. We look forward to it. It’s some of the only time we get to spend together just as just a couple without any other interruptions or distractions
Dude I know. When I worked construction, I was up at 5am every day. Shit, I just work at a rental car business and I’m up at 6am. DSP lives such an easy, sheltered life as a panhandler.
@@brandoniswhoiamseriously! I just spent more time than I am comfortable admitting trying to find a way to make those two words make sense together in any context, let alone the way he uses it. I think his pigroach brain believes that broker and merchant are the same, and is using thay wrong too. If keemstar was making someone who feels miserable feel better by facilitating, or "brokering," a transfer of misery from that person to another, for money, that's the closest I can get. A misery merchant would be closer to what I think he is trying to say, but even that is still a big stretch because you aren't selling the audience misery. You are pointing and laughing at a regard who did something unintentionally funny. Keemstar is more of a Schadenfreude merchant if I was going to attempt to define it.
If Phil doesn’t want to take advice from his audience, that’s his decision. The problem is he can’t respond without being insulting and name calling. If he treated his fans with some actual respect, he probably wouldn’t chase so many away.
I find it more strange that he asks for feedback so much. Even if he were respectful it’s weird that he opens himself up to it only to shoot just about everything down. He’s aware in some way that he does need to improve *somewhere* but has put himself in a corner where he simultaneously thinks he’s perfectly fine as is. Seems more like a response to decline rather than an actual acknowledgement that he needs to do better
the one minute man arc is quite funny. He started out as a silent tipper dent then phil started playing a game he really liked and had some information on, so he started adding messages to his tips to try to get DSP to do stuff he wanted. And he did for a long time, but eventually he realized phil wasn't taking his advice seriously and the rant about Asterion probably made him finally realize DSP is kind of a stubborn asshole. He doesn't deserve pity or anything though, he gave up his hard earned money to a man who obviously didn't deserve it so he gets to now regret his actions.
"For me, it's a 9-5 job" explains so much. Why he doesn't do stuff off stream, why he shows up at the literal last second to start his streams, why he calls himself "professional", etc. And I may not be a mature adult with a business degree like Philium, but treating a small business like a 9-5 is a terrible idea that will only lead to stress, frustration and failure. But hey that's where we are now.
imagine running a "business" with business hours but your failing. He makes it sound like he's at home with his mom and his mom has told him one too many times not to get up so early to play that damn game and to keep it down while she's sleeping.
dont worry dsp, that "flexibilty" you speak of will return eventually. shout out for "team divorce" hope your all staying frosty along with the argentinians and team bankruptcy. lots of love
7am? I wake up at 5am to get to my job sites on time and everyone in my house (wife 2 kids) get up with me and so my wife will cook for all of us and my son gets to play some Minecraft with his sister before School it’s a win for everyone I’m sure DSP doesn’t have a Set Sleep Schedule I bet he has days where he goes to sleep at like 6am
Dood, I work 12 hours a day, riding a lift, and first shift starts at 6:00am.. I work second shift 6pm-6am- still have my wife, and our two kids, I gotta be there for. DSP is extremely lazy & entitled, but he also thinks he’s the moral compass for all to achieve to be. A pos who never was held accountable, and been coddled, all his life.
Okay I will think I get it. Its not that he can't change it its more as he doesn't want too. It goes back to having a main character syndrome. People need to work their time around him not the other way around
Tue whole schedule thing has to do with Phil's autism. I'm the father of autistic children, and believe me, schedule changes with autistic people are just about the worst thing you can do to them. I honestly feel that, mentally, if Phil tries changing his schedule, it would completely ruin him emotionally. Unfortunately, he won't seek help for that because he doesn't believe anything is wrong with him. Also, Phil, you don't have a family. You have a wife and a cat. You don't have kids. And you clearly have no responsibilities, seeing as you make Kat do all the household chores and that you can't even be bothered to fix a dishwasher to help make her job easier.
@YelloDello or do anything really. He makes her cook, clean, go out and work (allegedly, I don't think she works), while he gets to stay home in his safe bubble and get circle jerked by a bunch of dents who shower him with money she will never see any benefit from. He is THE worst husband ever.
As a Denmark-style enjoyer, Phil's streams start at the perfect time. I can laugh my ass off in the evening with his podcast when it starts at 8 and then I can ignore the awful gameplay that happens while I sleep and enjoy the hilarious detractor-style clips in the morning.
"You gotta lay down the law and if they don't appreciate it, then you just gotta say goodbye. This right here is one of Phil's big problems. He feels the need to put other people in their place all the time and talk down to them - even if it's ruining his content or even his business. He needs to impose control over others, which is something that's *hated* in today's internet.
He says "wake up the whole house" it's just one other person and a cat an animal that for the most part takes care of itself. "Can I stream earlier? Yes BUT" there's always something for the lazy pigg boy
Tinfoil hat conspiracy time: Shortly after this rant, Phil claimed he got a bunch of chargebacks. If true, I gotta wonder if one of his paypigs took offense at being told that they can't control Phil and decided to take some of his money back to try to teach him a lesson.
Don’t forget the number one donator-directed “content” he denies- the Tutankhamen Saga And why does this regard think that if he starts his work day earlier that means he has to also get up at that same time on his day off??🤦🏼🤦🏼
I mean, I am also what you'd call a night owl. But if I had to, I was able to wake up early. Heck, last year, we were at a conference and like you do at conferences, you go out at night. But due being unlucky, my bus taking me home couldn't drive through the street (there was a gas explosion), so I had to walk, which meant I was coming home at around 3-4 am. And next day, I went back to the conference which started at like 8:30, so I had to get up at 7 am as well. I am not expecting DSP to do that, but it's not hard to adjust your sleep schedule.
26:55 DSP WAS streaming in 2014. It wasn't his regular khantent he was still doing pre-recorded let's plays, but as he was getting ready to move he was begging people to become paid subs on Twitch. He had started using Twitch briefly at this point in time, but it didn't last very long and he wouldn't go back until 2016 when he would eventually commit to mainly streaming. And of course, you know the rest from there
LOL my job I have to get up at 4:45 Am, does it disturb my wife yes sometimes but she understands I have to do it, and my cat doesn't give two shits. Are those two children or something?
6:40 The funny thing is it's not his biggest pay pigs, it's his detractors that have shaped his entire channel. Dude altered his leader board after a single week of the Argentinian member bombings. He refuses to do members streams because of detractors. He won't do fan meet ups because of the detractors. He will never have another person on his streams, because of detractors. He actually plays games entirely out of spite, because he doesn't want to give detractors a win on calling a wage quit. He outright stated so with that one horror game he played last year and made a whole $30 the 2 streams it took to beat it. Only way fans are getting what they want is after years of begging, and then it will be the most half ass version of it possible they will receive.
On the other hand, if DSP gets up early, starts playing a game and begins shouting in rage he probably could wake Kat up. Which means he KNOWS he's going to rage when playing a game.
DSP is genuinely I think the only creator online greedy enough to say "Look I won't unban you because of how you act, just come back and contribute pahsitively on an alt".
16 years streaming online and this guy has zero friends in the industry. Or in real life it seems. Imagine that. Public figure that everybody just completely detests but it's not your fault. It's everybody else's.
I would like to approach an analysis of Phil as if this was a TV show. I like to think the stream chat represents DSP's thoughts. Mostly negative and against him. He only wants to recognize the thoughts praising him, but he knows those negative thoughts are there. Through this lens, when he changes his schedule based on what he wants and blames the chat, he is just talking to himself. He's not insulting actual people. He's insulting his thoughts for influencing him to do other things. His mind has rotted and all that's left is a man abused by his own thoughts
phil says starting at 7am is too bad. newsflash most people ARE HEADING TO WORK at 7am. if i had to go to the office i leave my house at 6. my work starts at 7:20 and even without having to go to the office and working from home i am awake at 7 cause i start at 7:20
28:30 he could also just consolidate his streams. Instead of doing 2 streams every day, do one stream with the podcast, gameplay (or whatever the main focus is), and then the Daily Board Meeting. Start at 9, go 6 hours...you're done at 3. Plenty of time to do other things, or spend time with your "family".
"I could start broadcasting at 7AM if I want..." says the guy who acted like he was dying for multiple days because he had to wake up at 9AM to react to a gaming presentation last summer.
Generally, I think there's just a air of disrespect that follows DSP around. He doesn't respect his audience so on some level they don't respect him. 1MM thought he had some latitude because he's been fueling Phil's addictions for years, too bad for him he never realized that DSP's mantra is "what have you done for me lately?"
I remember when he got up at 9am for an Xbox press conference or whatever and he was acting like he was gonna die, "waking up early threw my body and schedule into disarray dood" where his own words if I'm not mistaken😂
I think as always the issue really isn't the schedule, sure it might cut you off from some audiences but if he tried to edit his content they could watch the vids of the games he played (it's different from being on a stream sure, but that's bound to happen when you watch people in oher time zones), but the real issue is him ; sure he could stream more hours (his justification is quite bad like yeah Phil there is no inbetween 7 am and 10.45 sure) but there is no point, his content simply isn't attractive
6:31 Except for your greed your narcissism your alcoholism your gluttony your WWE champions addiction your dwindling sanity your bigotry and a whole bunch of other things that I can't think of right now
If Phil really wanted to avoid disrupting his wife's sleep, he could just get her some ear plugs and probably a sleep mask. Works pretty well for me and I suffer from Nocturia.
10:48 Didn't he have like an entire send off party for the one dent? I forgot his name it was ages ago. But he read the ENTIRE message and waved a tragic goodbye to a major paypig.
@AtlustheBookkeeper I'm pretty sure it was. It was like DSP was attending a funeral. It was the funniest thing ever. I've never once human emotion from the pigler. But that was the closest he's ever come.
The excuses he came out with as to why he couldn't possibly change his inefficient streaming times were absolutely insane. Literally insane actually. He never changes anything and never will until the IRS finally gets him.
I’m a chef my internal clock is set to be on while everyone is off and enjoying themselves. When I go out things are usually empty. DSP you barely leave the house so why do you want to leave when everyone else is too?
It’s astounding how productive Dave is in finding ways to not be productive lol. His paranoia and ego are his full time job and in his mind that counts as a job.
Him referring to his dents as a revolving door is really telling how he views people as expendable. Like he let that mask slip there is always another dent around the corner for him to exploit for his own gain and move on when they are used up to him.
DSP saying his “whole household” would be in disarray. He lives with a cat and a roommate. That’s not a “household”
I was just about to message something similar. Also, DSP doesn't think about people who are not streamers that do work from home. They are able to work 9 to 5 with zoom call meetings and still be quiet enough for their household.
Jasper f'd up his soundproofing foam dood.
It’s not a household. It’s not a family.
Even if you add the ants and raccoons he brought in, it still isn't a household
20:55 "My whole house has to get up early" - so your roommate, and your cat who's been awake since 5AM?
I bet he really wishes he had that extra 8k with all of “muh chargebacks”
I love how he mentions "laying down the law" this implies introducing someone to the consequences of their actions. yet when companies do it to him (Twitch) he seems to rebuke his own logic.
Yeah but he did nothing wrong. Never used a hateful slur in his life dood.
I work just about the same hours Phil claims he does. Every weekend my wife and I get up at 7am and take a walk around the neighborhood.
We look forward to it. It’s some of the only time we get to spend together just as just a couple without any other interruptions or distractions
Imagine if he had a dog. An animal that actually needs attention would probably destroy him
I love how early he thinks 7am is. As a construction style worker, that's about two hours into my day.
Dude I know. When I worked construction, I was up at 5am every day.
Shit, I just work at a rental car business and I’m up at 6am. DSP lives such an easy, sheltered life as a panhandler.
The irony. DSP calls keem a misery enjoyer but does the same if someone more relevant/sucessful fails/fired.
He calls them “Misery Brokers.” Whatever that means.
@@brandoniswhoiamseriously! I just spent more time than I am comfortable admitting trying to find a way to make those two words make sense together in any context, let alone the way he uses it. I think his pigroach brain believes that broker and merchant are the same, and is using thay wrong too.
If keemstar was making someone who feels miserable feel better by facilitating, or "brokering," a transfer of misery from that person to another, for money, that's the closest I can get.
A misery merchant would be closer to what I think he is trying to say, but even that is still a big stretch because you aren't selling the audience misery. You are pointing and laughing at a regard who did something unintentionally funny. Keemstar is more of a Schadenfreude merchant if I was going to attempt to define it.
The way he manages to pignotize and find some sort of flawed logic to shutdown the simplest of suggestions is an incredible skill.
23:17 Phil doesn't even pay for Jasper's blood work and he wants to act like jasper is his son
All this hot air just because he doesn't want to wake up at 7.
If Phil doesn’t want to take advice from his audience, that’s his decision. The problem is he can’t respond without being insulting and name calling. If he treated his fans with some actual respect, he probably wouldn’t chase so many away.
I find it more strange that he asks for feedback so much. Even if he were respectful it’s weird that he opens himself up to it only to shoot just about everything down. He’s aware in some way that he does need to improve *somewhere* but has put himself in a corner where he simultaneously thinks he’s perfectly fine as is. Seems more like a response to decline rather than an actual acknowledgement that he needs to do better
phil telling kurt "you can come back as someone else" also is bad. cause hes literally encouraging ban evading
He plays like he's tough but King Tut had him dancing like a puppet on a string when he was around.
That was literally the first instance i thought about when he was playing tough guy
If he started at 7AM PST, his “whole” house would have to get up?
So, his horse and his cat…alright…
the one minute man arc is quite funny. He started out as a silent tipper dent then phil started playing a game he really liked and had some information on, so he started adding messages to his tips to try to get DSP to do stuff he wanted. And he did for a long time, but eventually he realized phil wasn't taking his advice seriously and the rant about Asterion probably made him finally realize DSP is kind of a stubborn asshole.
He doesn't deserve pity or anything though, he gave up his hard earned money to a man who obviously didn't deserve it so he gets to now regret his actions.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
You maroon! Can't just change schedule, Jasper's schedule is very busy!
DSP can't stream early because Tyrone sleeps in and he has to wait till he wakes up, dood!
Can’t wait for Phil’s inaugural Door Dash delivery shift livestream.
"For me, it's a 9-5 job" explains so much.
Why he doesn't do stuff off stream, why he shows up at the literal last second to start his streams, why he calls himself "professional", etc.
And I may not be a mature adult with a business degree like Philium, but treating a small business like a 9-5 is a terrible idea that will only lead to stress, frustration and failure. But hey that's where we are now.
Philium is a very funny word to me
As a working style guy that gets up at 5am, his “nothing is open” take has me fuming
imagine running a "business" with business hours but your failing. He makes it sound like he's at home with his mom and his mom has told him one too many times not to get up so early to play that damn game and to keep it down while she's sleeping.
dont worry dsp, that "flexibilty" you speak of will return eventually. shout out for "team divorce" hope your all staying frosty along with the argentinians and team bankruptcy. lots of love
What do you mean waking up the household? There’s nobody else there except his wife and his cat.
7am? I wake up at 5am to get to my job sites on time and everyone in my house (wife 2 kids) get up with me and so my wife will cook for all of us and my son gets to play some Minecraft with his sister before School it’s a win for everyone I’m sure DSP doesn’t have a Set Sleep Schedule I bet he has days where he goes to sleep at like 6am
He goes to sleep when he passes out from the gin.
@@gregofthelake EXXCUSSE MEEEE ITS SPARKLING WATER SNOORT
Uh, detractor spotted - mahds BAN this man
@@Leawsome9my bad. When he passes out from the sloe gin fizz.
Dood, I work 12 hours a day, riding a lift, and first shift starts at 6:00am.. I work second shift 6pm-6am- still have my wife, and our two kids, I gotta be there for.
DSP is extremely lazy & entitled, but he also thinks he’s the moral compass for all to achieve to be.
A pos who never was held accountable, and been coddled, all his life.
"i don't want to jeopardize my content"
sorry man but I think the camera being on a fateful day of May already did a big part of the work
The most critical factor for Dave's starting time is that Kat needs to make him breakfast, and things are centered around that.
Heyyy I made a cameo on the video @ 30:28 🙏 big up
You can tell he is lying his butt off by how anxious he is swaying left and right.
Okay I will think I get it. Its not that he can't change it its more as he doesn't want too. It goes back to having a main character syndrome. People need to work their time around him not the other way around
Great analysis.
@@gregofthelake thank you. Lol it truly benefits a narcissist of his caliber.
This episode is quintessentially *Atlus the Bookkeeper* and I LOVE IT!!!
THANKS ATLUS!
👍🙏💕🏴 XX
Phil says his content is like a revolving door but it's more like a floor mat if you ask me.
Thank you. @Atlus the Bookkeeper for the membership or whomever gifted it
It was probably mr.wong
Your vida are awesome and on point.
So glad to hear you are still enjoying them. And I appreciate the 2 brother 🙏
When DSP says "everything is fine" that 1 meme pops into my head.
14:08 Congratulations Phil you're not having a batshit insane rant about how evil the detractors are you've done the bare minimum do you want a cookie
Tue whole schedule thing has to do with Phil's autism. I'm the father of autistic children, and believe me, schedule changes with autistic people are just about the worst thing you can do to them. I honestly feel that, mentally, if Phil tries changing his schedule, it would completely ruin him emotionally.
Unfortunately, he won't seek help for that because he doesn't believe anything is wrong with him.
Also, Phil, you don't have a family. You have a wife and a cat. You don't have kids. And you clearly have no responsibilities, seeing as you make Kat do all the household chores and that you can't even be bothered to fix a dishwasher to help make her job easier.
Or do the laundry. He doesn't even know how the machine works.
@YelloDello or do anything really. He makes her cook, clean, go out and work (allegedly, I don't think she works), while he gets to stay home in his safe bubble and get circle jerked by a bunch of dents who shower him with money she will never see any benefit from.
He is THE worst husband ever.
As a Denmark-style enjoyer, Phil's streams start at the perfect time. I can laugh my ass off in the evening with his podcast when it starts at 8 and then I can ignore the awful gameplay that happens while I sleep and enjoy the hilarious detractor-style clips in the morning.
"You gotta lay down the law and if they don't appreciate it, then you just gotta say goodbye. This right here is one of Phil's big problems. He feels the need to put other people in their place all the time and talk down to them - even if it's ruining his content or even his business. He needs to impose control over others, which is something that's *hated* in today's internet.
12:00 I imagine Phil watching clips of CaseOh and just *SEETHING* with rage.
Shoutout to getting a shoutout from Phil. You make some good games.
That moon! It hits my eye, like a robust pizza pie...
🥹😙👌
I am sure we all can agree that Nightbot is the most consistent chatter on DSP streams 😂
"Everything is perfectly having a fun and under control" -DSP
He says "wake up the whole house" it's just one other person and a cat an animal that for the most part takes care of itself.
"Can I stream earlier? Yes BUT" there's always something for the lazy pigg boy
Tinfoil hat conspiracy time: Shortly after this rant, Phil claimed he got a bunch of chargebacks. If true, I gotta wonder if one of his paypigs took offense at being told that they can't control Phil and decided to take some of his money back to try to teach him a lesson.
Joshua Moon said it best when he described Phil's refusal to please a request by having less to do with convictions and more with raw stubborness
"If i did not have a family..." You dont have a family. You have a wife and a cat. Not exactly a family.
room mate and cat 😂
@@NavaDownSouth thank you for correcting me.
10:52 And while that is a good mindset to have the problem is that Phil isn't saying hello to new people
28:04 and that's what's crazy is how much he does treat ot like a 9-5 but he's strict with the schedule he made
Don’t forget the number one donator-directed “content” he denies- the Tutankhamen Saga
And why does this regard think that if he starts his work day earlier that means he has to also get up at that same time on his day off??🤦🏼🤦🏼
this is so buhmeaningful to me
I mean, I am also what you'd call a night owl. But if I had to, I was able to wake up early. Heck, last year, we were at a conference and like you do at conferences, you go out at night. But due being unlucky, my bus taking me home couldn't drive through the street (there was a gas explosion), so I had to walk, which meant I was coming home at around 3-4 am. And next day, I went back to the conference which started at like 8:30, so I had to get up at 7 am as well. I am not expecting DSP to do that, but it's not hard to adjust your sleep schedule.
He could also invest in sound blockers for where Kat is at it's fairly cheap. They also seriously they could make breakfast together or something
26:55 DSP WAS streaming in 2014. It wasn't his regular khantent he was still doing pre-recorded let's plays, but as he was getting ready to move he was begging people to become paid subs on Twitch. He had started using Twitch briefly at this point in time, but it didn't last very long and he wouldn't go back until 2016 when he would eventually commit to mainly streaming. And of course, you know the rest from there
LOL my job I have to get up at 4:45 Am, does it disturb my wife yes sometimes but she understands I have to do it, and my cat doesn't give two shits.
Are those two children or something?
6:40 The funny thing is it's not his biggest pay pigs, it's his detractors that have shaped his entire channel. Dude altered his leader board after a single week of the Argentinian member bombings. He refuses to do members streams because of detractors. He won't do fan meet ups because of the detractors. He will never have another person on his streams, because of detractors. He actually plays games entirely out of spite, because he doesn't want to give detractors a win on calling a wage quit. He outright stated so with that one horror game he played last year and made a whole $30 the 2 streams it took to beat it. Only way fans are getting what they want is after years of begging, and then it will be the most half ass version of it possible they will receive.
grave style dancing under the moonlight
A better title. Shame I didn't come up with it
Phils streaming times are built around the unemployed. Like so many of his dents.
Dave needs more chargebacks and Argentinian gifted memberships.
When the only person you talk to is behind a glowing screen, you can begin to warp reality around your own delusions.
Which one is it? He was lying *then*, because he’s changed *now*.
On the other hand, if DSP gets up early, starts playing a game and begins shouting in rage he probably could wake Kat up. Which means he KNOWS he's going to rage when playing a game.
DSP is genuinely I think the only creator online greedy enough to say "Look I won't unban you because of how you act, just come back and contribute pahsitively on an alt".
What can you do at 7am?
Breakfast at a cafe.
Head to Mount Rainer
Go for a ride.
Do chores.
ETC
Hey a nice return to the debunking box. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
16 years streaming online and this guy has zero friends in the industry. Or in real life it seems. Imagine that. Public figure that everybody just completely detests but it's not your fault. It's everybody else's.
I would like to approach an analysis of Phil as if this was a TV show. I like to think the stream chat represents DSP's thoughts. Mostly negative and against him. He only wants to recognize the thoughts praising him, but he knows those negative thoughts are there. Through this lens, when he changes his schedule based on what he wants and blames the chat, he is just talking to himself. He's not insulting actual people. He's insulting his thoughts for influencing him to do other things. His mind has rotted and all that's left is a man abused by his own thoughts
Obviously, this is not true. He's a jerk irl
phil says starting at 7am is too bad. newsflash most people ARE HEADING TO WORK at 7am.
if i had to go to the office i leave my house at 6. my work starts at 7:20
and even without having to go to the office and working from home i am awake at 7 cause i start at 7:20
24:54 Oh that is fucking rich coming from you Phil
28:30 he could also just consolidate his streams. Instead of doing 2 streams every day, do one stream with the podcast, gameplay (or whatever the main focus is), and then the Daily Board Meeting. Start at 9, go 6 hours...you're done at 3. Plenty of time to do other things, or spend time with your "family".
I wonder how many emails Philip has sent OMM begging him to come back.
14:20 There is no drama in ba - sing - se
"I could start broadcasting at 7AM if I want..."
says the guy who acted like he was dying for multiple days because he had to wake up at 9AM to react to a gaming presentation last summer.
Phil needs his beauty sleep. Oh, wait, never mind.
Generally, I think there's just a air of disrespect that follows DSP around. He doesn't respect his audience so on some level they don't respect him. 1MM thought he had some latitude because he's been fueling Phil's addictions for years, too bad for him he never realized that DSP's mantra is "what have you done for me lately?"
Very bemeaningful
23:19 Even though you refused to pay for his bloodwork #justiceforjasper
I went back and the guy he banned towards the end of the video was the same guy who posted you and your wife are adults and the cat doesn't care.
Nice thanks
I remember when he got up at 9am for an Xbox press conference or whatever and he was acting like he was gonna die, "waking up early threw my body and schedule into disarray dood" where his own words if I'm not mistaken😂
I think as always the issue really isn't the schedule, sure it might cut you off from some audiences but if he tried to edit his content they could watch the vids of the games he played (it's different from being on a stream sure, but that's bound to happen when you watch people in oher time zones), but the real issue is him ; sure he could stream more hours (his justification is quite bad like yeah Phil there is no inbetween 7 am and 10.45 sure) but there is no point, his content simply isn't attractive
This guy dsp is completely unhinged..
Yes yes he is
@@AtlustheBookkeeper #dontstopbeingawesomesir
6:31 Except for your greed your narcissism your alcoholism your gluttony your WWE champions addiction your dwindling sanity your bigotry and a whole bunch of other things that I can't think of right now
If Phil really wanted to avoid disrupting his wife's sleep, he could just get her some ear plugs and probably a sleep mask. Works pretty well for me and I suffer from Nocturia.
Phil telling Kirk to comeback as someone else makes him saying he won’t unban him irrelevant
10:48 Didn't he have like an entire send off party for the one dent? I forgot his name it was ages ago. But he read the ENTIRE message and waved a tragic goodbye to a major paypig.
I remember that. Was it the sf6 dent?
@AtlustheBookkeeper I'm pretty sure it was. It was like DSP was attending a funeral. It was the funniest thing ever. I've never once human emotion from the pigler. But that was the closest he's ever come.
I hope 1MM broke free for good and won't fall for the pignosis ever again. Even dents deserve better than DSP.
Does anyone else hate that metallic clink when he drinks?
Sorry you hate the sound effect boss
@AtlustheBookkeeper oh dang. You added that ? I'm one of the audio style listeners and it hits my headphones hard haha
I can't wake up at 7am, I'm married dood
DSP isnt cut out for a lot of things in life like playing games and being a human
The excuses he came out with as to why he couldn't possibly change his inefficient streaming times were absolutely insane. Literally insane actually. He never changes anything and never will until the IRS finally gets him.
I’m a chef my internal clock is set to be on while everyone is off and enjoying themselves. When I go out things are usually empty.
DSP you barely leave the house so why do you want to leave when everyone else is too?
I wake up at 4:30 , normally perfect time for iveega streams 😊
It’s astounding how productive Dave is in finding ways to not be productive lol. His paranoia and ego are his full time job and in his mind that counts as a job.
13:09 Because you enable them
1:17 Except for Derich and Kirk or do they not count for some reason
Lazy narcissist can't admit he doesn't want to get up early. Enjoy your ban!
Did DSP refer his wife as a whole house? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol maybe that's what he means 🤔