A Mini-CHAZ Garden at University of Washington (Oh Lord the CRINGE!)
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#UW #CHAZ
FIRST AND I LAUGH WITH YOU!!!! CHAZ PART DEUX🎉
More like Part DUH.
@@weswolever7477 or Part Ewww
I loved you in Wallstreet!
*THE POWER OF PLANTS COMPELS YOU!*
😂😂😂
Where's the Brawndo?
@@sweetiespoon5150 It's got electrolytes. :)
Nice...
@@aaronburdon221 It's what plants crave!
Fuck yeah, CHAZ TWO: Starvation Boogaloo!
They reached End Stage Communism in two weeks. They were starving and trying to escape.
🤣😂🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
They love their useless cardboard, don't they? Must remind them of all their crappy store bought foods...
the retards strike again 🤣
They'll "water" it with Brawdo.
It has what plants crave.
Electrolites?
Yes!
"Go away, batin!"
Good choice.
Water? Like out of the toilet?
Those are the type of people that my grandfather - who kept his family of 11 kids fed thru the Great Depression, and sold the rest for money, off of what he grew on his farm - would have described as "book smart and dirt stupid" - as in, they might have a college education, but if you put them on a farm, they'd starve to death before they figured out how to feed themselves.
Meanwhile, your grandfather is dirt smart and book stupid. Everyone has a place in this world.
“ who kept his family of 11 kids fed thru the Great Depression, and sold the rest for money, ”
How many kids did he sell?
He sold his kids!?
These people are pretty book stupid.
They probably aren’t that book smart, either. Grade inflation is real in the 21st century
Chaz part 2 : the return of Rittenhouse.
Can’t wait for Rittenhouse 3 enter the Rittenverese.
YES!
The fact Rittenhouse stands with us and Israel against the woke left Hamas supporters is BASED AF.
Styx talkin shit about other people's gardens is so much fun!
Styx for Secretary Of Agriculture!!!
In all seriousness- it’s not a bad idea. he should run and just work remotely. works for buttegeig 😂
no seriously, he’d be great at it.
Lauds the benefits of communism...doesn't know the first thing about baseline communist living.
Yeah, that tracks.
Preparing for their life in a gulag.
You vil eat ze boogs and till ze soil.
The funny thing is Washington state has some of the richest, most productive soil on the planet. You can literally drop a seed from anything, anywhere outside of the city, put in no effort and it'll grow like wild.
Leftism destroys everything. Given enough time, leftists could destroy gravity.
washington is such a stupid state. The smart part of Oregon is desperately trying to secede from Oregon and annex itself to Idaho.
It wasn't that bad like 10-15 years ago. Had to move out over the 2019 gun laws, the "homeless" (really just tweakers most of them are) and the crime was beyond out of control. The morning I moved out of WA, some junkies cut all the catalytic converters on the cars across the street from my house, 3 days after I bought my new Mercedes.
@@kevinm45684 I grew up in and immediately outside Portland, Oregon and also went to grad school in Seattle, Washington and you're right, it wasn't too bad until 10-15 years ago. It was then that not only the Lefty Cali, Midwest, and East Coast transplants' migration started to "bite" in the form of voting patterns and Clown-world policies, but the last seventy or so years of public education - just like everywhere - also started to manifest as the WWII generation died off and the more conservative Boomers and X'er's moved away.
I fled with my money and my life and my guns!
Central Oregon is being overrun by Cali rich people now
Sorry there's two sides to Sides to the state This half east side we're not stupid
Send the briben regime to prison in North Korea RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Not good enough.
You would do that to those poor North Koreans? How sad! 😂
Top to bottom, including the corpos, bureaucrats, and lawyers involved in governing.
Unless proven otherwise, none are righteous
These people obviously dodged a coat hanger several of them.
They ain’t gonna grow JACK SQUAT!
In memory of Chris Farley
You are telling me we have CHAZ II?
Perhaps there is a god.
You’d think that at least one of the big-brains involved in this ‘victory garden’ would be majoring in something helpful. Like intersexual anti-patriarchal herbal medicine..or similar.
Medieval Feminist Queer Dance Therapy
Too busy asking the plants for "permission", I expect.
The Chaz Strikes Back! I didn’t expect a sequel to Chaz Wars, but it’s a welcome laugh. I wonder if another episode will commence some time later, like Return of the Chaz, and we shall get a trilogy to the Chaz Saga.
Thank you Styx, I have found a new love in life with gardening. I'm not planting any crops yet but I'm learning by planting flowering plants for the bugs and birds. I'm very happy with my accomplishments so far, I just wish i could share it with you. I dont have Twitter so, I don't know how to send pictures of what I've done.
Wait until you find edible flowers like borage, nasturtium, and violets.
my blue state/city is constantly cutting
and clearing, all the small critters are
starving, i tried to grow a garden
and they clean everything out except
the garlic!
that is when i realize, the left hates competition.
including from animals...when the left
moves into an area, that area slowly dies! literally!
Grow butternut squash ..they are easy and have big flowers to bring bees etc..and lots to eat.. I use them like pumpkins in pies and empanadas and also make soup and fried squash and stir fried as well.
in my failed attempt to garden
i monitored the weather
i would look at barometric maps
and realize i could picture the
shapes of various hi's and low's
according to familiar shapes.
Some take on the shape of bananas
other like squashes, other like pancakes,
some form up like widget spinners
and when you become familiar with the
shapes and the weather they bring
you can weather forecast with
approximate results. I would simply
look at the barometric map and without
looking at the weather forecast come
up with the correct answer. Wish you the very best
I was browsing That Place and saw the thread. "I expect Styx to be talking about this tomorrow" and he didn't even wait.
These are the people that want a revolution. When they can’t even maintain a garden…. God help us all 😂
And they may get it eventually. One day these people will be running the country, with their fingers on all the buttons.
Honestly, this is why Lenin and Stalin were basically unique, they were both pragmatists who were interested in the most efficient way to get the job done. In Lenin’s case, he had to fight pretty hard in the early years to get control over his party from people very much like those in these encampments.
By the way, I don’t like the two but compared to the preening morons they had to work with, one can’t help but sympathise.
You really think these people are actually trying to productively garden? Stop tripping mate
hopefully one day we can get the Styx equivalent to Clarkson's Farm 😁😁😁
I’d love to see Styx visit the Chaz garden in person. It’d be hilarious
He can stay at my house.
Uh, the Riot Snack Van was what CHAZ / CHOP ate from!
Laying sticks in a wood box does not a garden make 😅
Styx lying about gardens doesn't a good video make either. You think the students are making a serious attempt at feeding anyone? They're mucking around mate...half of them would easily match Styx garden with the same space and time. Cheap shot at the lefties ...fair enough too, but it's pretty lame to think they're actually trying to be productive.
Chaz 2: The Rise of Soywalker
What's sad is that population (bolstered by invasions) and corporate/government (domestic and, horrors, foreign) ownership of land has made real homesteading a thing of the past.
Some of these people might have actually been willing to take on that challenge.
And they say we're uneducated? I put out 300lbs of food in a 400sqft space 😅😅😅
O.O
...what are the steps for a novice gardener, oh regal one?
Congratulations on achieving 75% of your expected yield. Maybe Chaz can help you with the other 25%?
@MrSERGEANT100 if you can't grow outward, grow upwards. Also companion and container planting.
@@julesbrunton1728 just to be clear, I'm not antifa I'd that's what you're implying.?
I heard you say my two favorite words on you tube earlier: No mods 😊 I also spent the day gardening. Unfortunately I have all shade so it's mostly just a perennial eye candy show lol
Clank.
maybe they think they'll grow rice lol
Gardener to Gardner. “Can’t grow a GD radish”….🤣
Credit to them for re-creating crop failure and famine in honour of Stalin and the Soviet Union, paying homage to their ideology.
Hey Nathan, I am now officially your 4th UA-cam Subscriber !! YAY 🎉🎉 Yeah they definitely need to work more on the Sustainable part of their 'Sustainability' Ideology
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Went to school there. For a bit. Then dropped out and joined the navy. This tracks.
Lock em in this time
Far in the future archeologists will find the remains of us common sense Clankers that survived by hunting, foraging and farming. They, on the other hand, will be found as desiccated skeletons with a bony foot stuck in their throats
Actually Seattle rain is a very gentle drizzle. Second, Seattle is entering their dry season. There may be 200 days of rain, but they all occur between October and May.
Two main reasons topsoil doesn’t accumulate around Seattle: hills and natural run off. Obviously, rain washes away any chance of topsoil on hills. Run off has smoothed the stone into valleys facilitating water moving into Puget Sound or Lake Washington. UW is right next to Lake Washington. Any interruption of rain flowing into the lake will soak that area. Their garden will be full of happy slugs looking to make slug families.
I lived there for 10 years. IMO, Starbucks originated in Seattle for the caffeine boost to survive 200 consecutive days of rain.
When someone asks what NW Washington was like when they find out I am from there, I like to say "it rains 360 days out of the year".
Hey, at least you never have to water your plants.
You knew it was gonna happen🤣
I was gonna send you a link to it on X and then I seen you post this 😂
When I was 5 years old I ran away from home (down the street). I took what I thought I needed at the age of 5... I brought a toy bucket and shovel and some candy.
It only lasted a few hours until I got hungry and realized I couldn't cook. As I got older, I realized that was pretty cringe... I feel like that's where these University students are right now. Rebellious, naive, and they've got their toy bucket and shovel.
That itch left zero room for roots. Shes going to kill everything she "plants" in that moronic garden
She probably doesn't know about Brawndo either.
The agronomy students go to Washington State.
That'll feed the world, that will.
I love when you talk gardening. When you talk about leftoid gardening I love it even more. As you said, my stress just melts away as I laugh at the stupidity. Its glorious.
Styx out here garden-shaming, cold as ice!!!😂🤣
Horrific my alama mater so embarrassing.
FYI it doesn't rain heavily it mists. Rarely needed an umbrella as a hoody or hat was enough. And layers.
Cherry trees should be blooming. Beautiful time of the year.
There is a big greenhouse that has a corpse plant that flowers every 4 years. Also some rosemary hedges!
Sad to see a beautiful campus wasted.
They should keep going I'd like to see antifa vs Democrats.
"It's actually never been tried."
Ha, ha!
Not another fucking CHAZ garden!
Oh my lord...had to go look at the video about it.
I filled my raised beds part way with sticks, grass clippings and leaves, but then I put a mix of garden/potting/topsoil on them. Difference being, my garden beds are 2 feet tall. They are doing this on beds a few inches tall. Not going to work quite right.
Can’t wait for tomorrow when you breakdown Cohen doing what he does best…. Lying 🤣
5:33 Univershity is correct.
Vegetables trying to grow Vegetables.
Seattle is going into the dry summer season that lasts until October
I have a rather nice vegetable garden. 48 square feet, give or take, with high yield plants like squash and okra.
It's seasonal, finicky, and not terribly calorie dense stuff. It wouldn't keep my whole family going indefinitely or anything.
I remember dunking on CHAZ, a leftoid cried let's see me do better.
My tomato plants at the time were splendidly heavy with tomatoes.
Much diabolic laughter and mockery was had, into the night.
I have a farmers tan now too!
Any opportunity to have a chuckle at the chaz garden memories is welcome
Styx, I usually wouldn't show my mother one of your videos, just because she doesn't care for cursing, politics, whatnot. But I couldn't help but to show her this one because of your critiquing on gardening, and she laughed harder than I've seen in a while. She is a horticulturist, loves plants, even works her retired part-time years at a local nursery. She said the cardboard is a good idea, but be careful for mold. I know how to grow cactus, peppers, weed, and that's about it. I get my advice from her.
I'm looking at that, wondering where they think the roots are going to go. I used railroad ties. You always leave a small space for runoff between them. Unless you live in the desert, there will be some sort of rainy season that sees a lot of rainfall. Leaves and small twigs sure, but there's a couple of logs in there, taking up way too much room. Bags of garden soil usually will contain some small twigs already breaking down in it. Where I live, the city does composting that's available for free for all residents. We get a load of it and mix it into the soil, and it creates a great gardening base. You remove the sod, use a hoe and break up the soil, then I use a small tiller and mix compost into the soil several inches deep.
LOL, this is the greatest.
Well I didn't expect a video this late. You KNOW Styx is having a chuckle if he's done this!
Pleasant evening surprise...great content as always
Omg thats amazing! You have taught me much on how to garden. Thankfully my first attempts to garden was more successful then this hahaha!
An evening styx Chaz garden video made this a perfect Thursday night 😂
I built a 60 foot long 6 foot high hugel bed about 8 years ago. I was had not realized at the time that I was actually building a rodent metropolis. It does indeed become beautiful soil, however the unintended consequences created more challenges. Would not recommend building close to the house or any unguarded fruit trees.
I’m so happy I wet my plants.
Styxbot is back!
It would be nice to get a notification but screw tube SUX pizza chip.
I look at most gardens with disdain due to nobody balancing style and substance. I'm more of an "invasive beneficial herbs" on Hugelkultur mounds to reduce mowing area
Rain!? It's been raining like a tall cow pissing on a flat rock up here for days now, they will be lucky if that raised bed doesn't wash away and the hours it isn't raining it's the infamous Srattle wet air.
The Soycret Garden
The Agricultural school is at Washington State over in Pullman
“Molly or fentanyl”
Ah yes nearly indistinguishable
Nothing good ever came out of the University of Washington. Hell, they’ll accept anyone as an undergraduate there. (Now THAT would be a very funny inside joke if you knew the story.)
Summer of Garden Love! Here we go again. I have to live in this State too. At least I'm on the East Side! TRUMP 2024
Never claimed to have a green thumb but this knowledge makes me jealous.
They should have to survive solely on what they grow.
I live in texas. Last year, I killed a sunflower plant I was trying to grow. I watered it every day, and that wasn't enough....
The sun burnt it to a crisp.
2:30 Also the Huggelkulture will have its nitrogen content in the soil significantly reduced while the woody material breaks down
Gathering a bundle of sticks at a gathering of a bundle of sticks.
Stalin farming technique. Have someone that knows nothing about farming farm and millions starve.
That was Mao. Stalin stole all the food from real farmers.
CHAZ is back!! 😂
The striking level of incompetence at everything in that video... social media generation. If the tents were not storebought, they'd probably have cardboard a-frames.
My Bernie Sanders shirt is in the wash .
You don't have to wash it to fit in around them.
Wash?
Gretchen, stop trying to make CHAZ 2 happen. Its not gonna happen!
Hilarious! Again with the cardboard too! Did they not learn a single thing from the first time?
hugelkultur is the most longterm plan they've come up with to this point.
Klank!!!
Yes , lol ! Watch em starve n only grow veggies
It's a psychotic larp
Came for the politics. Stayed for the gardening…
The bants from styxxx hating on their garden!! I love it!
Washington state has changed so much, so fast, and not for the better. Also, yes gardening is Washington is hard because of the weather and wildlife.
Don't eat anything until your veggies come in.
Actually I live in Spokane, Washington, Pacific Northwest.We're very dry upper desert.Good thing is we have an Aquafer under us
Excellent