This is how the allays took over minecraft. Through the sheer power of a wither, the sonic wrath of a warden, and the many ender dragons of the outer islands.
@@tacothedank you really disrespected the fred lore with that one, its actually "OH MY GAMMIT ITS WEEZER!" how dare you, this is the most serious thing ever.
they never added Herobrine its a myth. don't believe me? extract the game files of Alpha 1.1.1, he doesn't exist in the files so he CANT be a real thing, if its not in the files its not in the game its simply impossible
How else could he do the discord moment that almost ended his entire fucking career and made almost everyone he knows and loves burn all of the bridges he had spent the past 2 years building?
Best moments (timestamped) 0:45 fuck, shit 2:00 little buddy has LAVA 4:34 want some bedrock? 6:20 thanks for 11 months 7:45 heroine 8:40 shut up 9:00 heyyyyyy 9:27 canonically killed
I’m not saying that the Copper Golem or the Glare were better (they sucked too), but I AM saying that this thing sucks ass. Truly the worst mob in the game (including phantoms).
When Mojang said they were making a mob that bullies you, I was like, “This isn’t how *I* remember minceraft.” But then I saw it in action and it quickly rose to fame favorite mob. Love the stinky guy.
This is my personal peak of comedy. Loud, annoying, random garbage that most people would get extremely agro at.😂 I love these videos! Keep it coming Cargskin!
Can we have atleast one mob vote that's NOT controversial? Actually no mob votes at all? I want my damn Iceologer. It was a hostile pillager mob, he had all the rights to be annoying, it was perfect.
Yeah :( I really like the Allay as a mob, but the other two in that vote were also INCREDIBLE so like. Ugh. I enjoy my lil pal, but the copper golem and glare would also be nice :(
I thought he was gonna just come back instantly like "here u go, luckily I can teleport like enderman so that's lucky because now we get to stay together forever!"
Also I came up with this joke just now Carson: Mr. Allay, how many licks does it take to get to the center of some heroin? Allay: Mmmmmm, let's see... Birch sign bedrock snowball flying. Carson: this mob sucks
Why did they code this mob like this
Thats What Im Sayin!
Thats What Im Sayin!
Thats What Im Sayin!
Thats What Im Sayin!
Whats Ihat Sm Tayin!
the settling feeling of dread when I slowly realized the bit would go on for the entire video
What bit? I thought Carson was just checking out the features of the new mob
Damn so did I
imagine watching this live, it just kept going 😭
Why would mojang publish a mob with such profanity
Such evil
This is how the allays took over minecraft.
Through the sheer power of a wither, the sonic wrath of a warden, and the many ender dragons of the outer islands.
We've come full circle to Fred being funny again
Fuck I didn't even realize.
We're all doomed, DOOMED I tell you.
True 😂
Oh my god it's WEEZER
@@tacothedank you really disrespected the fred lore with that one, its actually "OH MY GAMMIT ITS WEEZER!" how dare you, this is the most serious thing ever.
@@quackiduck2887 May the Lord grace my wretched presence
The first words out of his mouth sums up the allay perfectly.
Hey! Listen!
This is the perfect video to watch while eating leather
More of a cloth guy myself
i watched this video while eating bones
Mmm Linen... Like that president
I agree
om om om om…..
You know, I really like this 19641cfa-8908-4837-d9e8-e6f9746585a7a1 guy! I hope we get to see more of him on the server!
Is that a Windows XP key?
I feel like canonically the Allay is an unbelievably powerful being that exists in a perpetual state of… whatever that was.
is that an mc account hwid
It’s the OFFICIAL allay’s real name
I love this SHA hash!
This is literally Fred 2022
Kanye west is a well informed indivdual
They removed Herobrine but with his absence...a far....greater threat emerged.
Heroin?
@Can’t think of a good channel name. did you watch the video?
they never added Herobrine its a myth. don't believe me? extract the game files of Alpha 1.1.1, he doesn't exist in the files so he CANT be a real thing, if its not in the files its not in the game its simply impossible
Heroine
whenever someone mentions an Allay I get this weird ringing in my ears
It’s cool that Mojang recorded unique voice lines for every player and unique scenario possible
Carson's 5 year old impression was painfully accurate
lmfao yes
He was using a voice changer
@@Trident_Gaming03 no man or reel
@@Trident_Gaming03 naw
How else could he do the discord moment that almost ended his entire fucking career and made almost everyone he knows and loves burn all of the bridges he had spent the past 2 years building?
I didn't even know what an Allay was before watching this video and I still don't know what it is.
Its this
its when
Best moments (timestamped)
0:45 fuck, shit
2:00 little buddy has LAVA
4:34 want some bedrock?
6:20 thanks for 11 months
7:45 heroine
8:40 shut up
9:00 heyyyyyy
9:27 canonically killed
This whole bit was like "what if a fairy had the personality of Jesse from Breaking Bad".
jesse we need to cook the allay and have it served at los pollos hermanos
@@umbrellaisaac allay wings and barbecue sauce
Whoever was doing the voice with the filter deserves respect, the way he sounded is the peak of comedy.
I think it was quacks, but man, it was hard to tell
Actually nvm it was Loki
I still can’t believe how vulgar Loki talked as the allay compared to him normally
@@dakotahondalock5621 i feel like it was him unleashing all his pent up rage against carson
I’m not saying that the Copper Golem or the Glare were better (they sucked too), but I AM saying that this thing sucks ass. Truly the worst mob in the game (including phantoms).
Yeah and don’t even get me started on the allay’s voice lines…
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE bro why did they code it like that bro? For a little buddy he was so mean lmao
Copper golem best mob
@@Bobbies1 fr i can't believe golem gang lost to this thing 💔
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE I just don’t know why they would put that in!
Finally a rated M mob. Now the game feels more adult-friendly. Well done Minecraft.
2:32 in and this is horrid…
The birch sign bit at 1:15 had me ROFLing
This kinda has the old vibes i like it
Damn I haven't laughed this hard in a while
You need to do a part 2 of this, I have never laughed so hard.
When Mojang said they were making a mob that bullies you, I was like, “This isn’t how *I* remember minceraft.” But then I saw it in action and it quickly rose to fame favorite mob. Love the stinky guy.
yeah i love the creeper
This is my personal peak of comedy. Loud, annoying, random garbage that most people would get extremely agro at.😂 I love these videos! Keep it coming Cargskin!
8:35 sounds just like the laughing sound effect lmao
One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while
"Why'd you stab me?"
"My bad, I'm an allay"
But anywho, I'm loving Carson's editing with his videos :)
The alley would totally be a character that seems innocent in a friend group but 1 on 1 just curses you out
This bit went on for so long, I slowly began to believe that the mob was actually programmed this way
The idea that this small irritating mob would constantly swear like a sailor is so incredibly funny to me~
3:55 Just watching the allay fly away at mach 2 fucking KILLS me
Carson we NEED the Allay in the next video PLEASE. They're so funny and leather-like that I honestly think I'm in love...
I have genuinely come back to this video like 6 times every few weeks. I fucking love the allay
It baffles me that this is loki doing that, it feels like completly not loki
Can we have atleast one mob vote that's NOT controversial? Actually no mob votes at all?
I want my damn Iceologer. It was a hostile pillager mob, he had all the rights to be annoying, it was perfect.
Yeah :(
I really like the Allay as a mob, but the other two in that vote were also INCREDIBLE so like. Ugh. I enjoy my lil pal, but the copper golem and glare would also be nice :(
@@vibevizier6512
Randomized redstone was already possible. Unstackable item sorting wasn’t.
This was the most chaotic bit at 5am
dude im actually crying, this video was so funny lol it had me dying, amazing video as always ❤
I want a little buddy that curses at me and throws my belongings at me after stealing them
Legit lost NNN to that mob
if you give the allay your cum does it not *have to* get more?
HUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH??
Leave the comment section
Ayo?
there is 132 pieces of r34 of allay
Don’t know if it’s your new group or rapid brain decay but your content is funnier than ever Carson!
damn the allay kinda sounding like fred figglehorn
Now all we have to do is wait till someone animates this
0:26 to 1:42 is the hardest I've laughed in a while
I've rewatched this video 4 times and it never gets old
this 19641CFA-A908-4837-B9EA-E6f97465A5A7A1 fella is sure a dubious little fellow, I think he could come on more
Bro typed the whole thing out 💀
on what?
@@o0CalebBrown0o more
@@AubreyMK who's more
@@ethancate8462 more mother ahahah
I am just now realising that Loki is voicing the Allay. How did he go from this to like the most emotionless dude on UA-cam? Did he get neutered?
lobotomer
the dark
you see we call this in the biz a "performance"
@@HuskyMoment Well then start performing again!
@@HuskyMoment thank you for the wonderful performance, actor of the century
He clearly doesn't like it!
Maybe you should try returning the Allay, mine just kept saying slurs
"The worst mob in minecraft"
Glow Squid: "Amatuer"
I laughed when the allay went zooming to spawn, funniest thing I've seen
I thought he was gonna just come back instantly like "here u go, luckily I can teleport like enderman so that's lucky because now we get to stay together forever!"
I love how aggressive the high pitched noise is 😂
glad to see that carson's inner demons finally decided to come out
How did we regress back to high pitched voice comedy
The natural cycle
You misspelled progress
its still crazy to me that the allay was loki bcs it FEELS like a gavin bit
This is genuinely one of the funniest fucking things I've ever watched, I'm crying 😭
I wanted to die when this happened live. Why did I click on the video
What about the vod
What a nice allay with the name 19641cfa-8908-4837-v9ea-e6f97465a5a7a1
6:52 There I am. My point still stands.
lucky for us, the allay got canonically nuked at spawn shortly after 💪💪💪👍👍👍
This video has permanently ruined the Allay for me. Every single time I see an Allay, I can’t help but think of this.
There's a reason why there locked up in minecraft
Yes..they are too powerful to let be free.
This was the best 10 minutes of my entire life.
Back-to-Back these videos have made me laugh like hell, thanks :D
That high pitched voice swearing is way funnier than it should be what the hell
should have asked the allay for a delicious piece of leather ngl
That's so weird, I haven't seen this particular mob in my game yet
You gotta find it in pillager outposts and woodlands mansions. That's the only places where they spawn.
I swear, if this Allay isn't named Fred, we're gonna have words, Carson.
the 100gecs collab turned out great! super excited for future videos
This was a beautiful story picturing the maturing and loss of innocence. 7.8/10, too much water.
Also I came up with this joke just now
Carson: Mr. Allay, how many licks does it take to get to the center of some heroin?
Allay: Mmmmmm, let's see... Birch sign bedrock snowball flying.
Carson: this mob sucks
This is the canon voice of the allay
This was seriously hilarious.
this guy is AWESOME
The Allays voice is just every en vtuber lol
This for some reason reminds me of an eggs guide to minecraft
Omg I thought that was a fever dream
@@jojofire12 lmao
Rip the original steve va tho
Hey, Carson. You gonna do a video like this with the sniffer?
I don’t think I have ever laughed at a UA-cam video as hard as I did watching this
I WANR MORE OF ALLIGH PLEASEEE
i dont remember Fred being like this
I have never considered uranium as a preworkout supplempre workouttent until now
Best thing ive seen in a while. Had me in tears
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment
finally! the alley bit has been broadcasted to the masses, its about time this lil guy got the attention he so rightfully deservers!
Im feeling angry because MOJANG FRICKING DELETED COPPER GOLEM AND PUT A BAD BLUE MOB INSTEAD OF COPPER GOLEM!!
Even the allay is mad about the allay mob vote
its been a year and still cant sit through this video. how is it only 10 minutes long? i feel like ive been here for an hour
I need someone to code a mod where the allay says at least 1 high pitched swear word per second
At least the glow squid doesn't encase me in bedrock and insult me.
Loki sounding happy? What an oddity-
No one actually uses the allay lmao
We need a return of mr LA
"Do you want my bedrock?"
*Pukes in your lap*
BIG LION
i really want to here the allay with proximity chat SOOOOO BAD
Dude this video is gold
Now every time I see an allay I feel the urge to throw a squirrel off a building because of this video
I meannn c418 made 'droopy likes your face' it's got some lyrics
True
6:43 the fucking random cough is so accurate
I am so glad u made this into a video