EXPOSING THE HEADMASTERS SECRET ROUTINE | Yandere Simulator

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  • @justjewellythings
    @justjewellythings 5 років тому +203

    Bijuu: I'm going to expose your secret routine!
    Headmaster: A WISE DECISION.

  • @thatoneyoutubeuser5790
    @thatoneyoutubeuser5790 5 років тому +651

    **I gently open the door**
    “Ah., it’s...it's you!"

  • @KaturaTakamoto
    @KaturaTakamoto 5 років тому +748

    He was in her room!!!
    *FBI OPEN UP!*

  • @thecowardlyheroo
    @thecowardlyheroo 5 років тому +74

    Me: MORE TREES
    Headmaster: A wise decision.

  • @hannahnear1881
    @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +418

    What are you suggesting the headmaster and the counselor do?
    *Disgust.*

    • @hannahnear1881
      @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +5

      Omg I've been noticed again XD thank you so much!!

    • @SecretSunkist
      @SecretSunkist 5 років тому +22

      We should blame the delinquentz

    • @leylamaynard7745
      @leylamaynard7745 5 років тому +6

      Kitsune-chan DDNT I agree

    • @hannahnear1881
      @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +8

      @@SecretSunkist Gosh darn teenagers these days xd.

    • @Rosesfalling14
      @Rosesfalling14 5 років тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking!

  • @freckled_frxg3305
    @freckled_frxg3305 5 років тому +334

    The headmaster is walking around... *ThE wOrLd IsN't ReAdY*

  • @gacha8530
    @gacha8530 5 років тому +239

    *aMzE*
    When Bijuu brings back *amZE*
    *Happiness Noises*
    *HOLY PINK HIGHLIGHTER MY PINKPAI NOTICED ME!!!!!!!!!!!*
    Aww I never got this many likes you guys are the best ^•^

  • @hangdthedonnewt6874
    @hangdthedonnewt6874 5 років тому +264

    I don’t know but that intro made me laugh

  • @marinawalling9011
    @marinawalling9011 5 років тому +83

    "The target is very sad and lonely," -Bijuu Mike
    Me: "I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME!"

    • @maryaniyt1290
      @maryaniyt1290 4 роки тому

      @Neoma Dreamz necks bug **bzzt**

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 4 роки тому +1

      I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING CRAP ABOUT ME

    • @Inahpeach
      @Inahpeach 3 роки тому

      @Naomi Dreamz maki pfp

  • @cc-rq4mk
    @cc-rq4mk 5 років тому +65

    I ship the Counselor and the table

  • @guyk768
    @guyk768 5 років тому +262

    Headmaster: *Ahh...! It's... it's you!*
    *looks at Bijuu Mike*
    You uploaded another video about me!
    2:44 No not Yandere Senses. *
    Headmaster Senses!*

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +360

    I'm surprised Info Chan hasn't already done this

    • @damndizzdork
      @damndizzdork 5 років тому +7

      I barely see. Now you're the new Justin.Y because I see you Everywhere.

    • @bigdongcat
      @bigdongcat 5 років тому +5

      Oh, hello featured-everytime senpai.

    • @damndizzdork
      @damndizzdork 5 років тому +2

      @@bigdongcat lol

    • @adammacfayden8631
      @adammacfayden8631 5 років тому

      Omg I know I've seen you somewhere!!!!

    • @grimgaming-vlogs1884
      @grimgaming-vlogs1884 5 років тому +3

      I have never seen you anywhere except here. xD

  • @demonic102yearsago2
    @demonic102yearsago2 5 років тому +40

    **my breath goes into the headmasters office**
    Headmaster: Ahh.. *IT’S YOU!*

  • @quin-chan4135
    @quin-chan4135 5 років тому +73

    Exposing the headmaster? That’s not *a wise decision*

    • @lilredstrawberriez
      @lilredstrawberriez 5 років тому +2

      So your saying...
      Not exposing him... is *a wise decision?*

  • @swirledstars
    @swirledstars 5 років тому +15

    the counselor and headmaster could create a music band...
    BANG BANG WEIRD HEADMASTER NOISE
    BANG BANG WEIRD HEADMASTER NOISE

  • @imalwaysheremydood8945
    @imalwaysheremydood8945 5 років тому +60

    what is the headmasters *SECRET* routine!?!
    *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

  • @St.Louis_missouri
    @St.Louis_missouri 5 років тому +54

    Highlighter mike *BACK AT IT WITH THE INVISA PHONES*

  • @bubbleqing6845
    @bubbleqing6845 5 років тому +105

    You know if Bijuu Mike posts a Yandere simulator it’s worth watching.

  • @MoB.Psch.100
    @MoB.Psch.100 5 років тому +129

    I hope this ship is gonna get formalized 😏

  • @kawaiikookie5926
    @kawaiikookie5926 5 років тому +64

    The last time I was early Bijuu Mike had salad green hair.

    • @dumst3r
      @dumst3r 5 років тому +3

      Kawaii Kookie same 😂😂

    • @lilredstrawberriez
      @lilredstrawberriez 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @baby.lezzlez
      @baby.lezzlez 5 років тому +3

      Kawaii Kookie The last time I was early Bijuu Mike had BROWN HAIR 😂

    • @sonia.bennett1
      @sonia.bennett1 5 років тому +1

      he decided to have and a red solod

    • @adia6569
      @adia6569 5 років тому +1

      the last time I was early was never 👌
      I'm not proud of it 👌
      👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @pepogutz
    @pepogutz 5 років тому +18

    Comments: I ship it!
    Headmaster: Hmm... *a wise decision*

  • @snack2636
    @snack2636 5 років тому +132

    Bijuu if you fail on your finals believe in aMzE and you will be fine A+

  • @nalajohnson1698
    @nalajohnson1698 5 років тому +80

    God is a pen bijuu is a highlighter
    God drew the world bijuu made it brighter

    • @How2MagicMan101
      @How2MagicMan101 5 років тому +5

      Ahem
      SHUT UP WITH THIS DUMB PEOM.
      IT’S TIRING.

    • @shouge8701
      @shouge8701 5 років тому +4

      @@How2MagicMan101 Poem**

    • @kalykos
      @kalykos 5 років тому +1

      So old girl

    • @allanahmarie3448
      @allanahmarie3448 4 роки тому +2

      Stop being sooo mean

    • @KB_Kayla
      @KB_Kayla 4 роки тому

      @@How2MagicMan101 CALM THE FUCK DOWN. WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE GET TREATED SO BADLY

  • @defnedemir299
    @defnedemir299 5 років тому +69

    counselmaster forever lmao

  • @avnejoy
    @avnejoy 5 років тому +33

    I think that if you had the neon green hair and the green screen it would've been hilarious *Imagines it* *dies laughing* oooooooooooo I smell a ship eeeeeeeeeeeek

  • @jordelvlogs8049
    @jordelvlogs8049 5 років тому +62

    Anyone else just staring at his disappearing headphones?😂

  • @fadedshatter
    @fadedshatter 4 роки тому +7

    I love how the head master has a panic attack everytime he sees yan chan xD

  • @Romsaesplanet
    @Romsaesplanet 5 років тому +19

    Bijuu: I found this in your room.
    Me: You won't find the others! >:)

  • @lydiachapman3917
    @lydiachapman3917 5 років тому +6

    Yay i get to stay home bc i have a cold 🤧
    Negative: I have to stay in bed and wear boiling hot things
    Positive:
    *I get to watch more Mijuu Bijuu*

  • @peachyheart355
    @peachyheart355 5 років тому +147

    Your the only UA-camr that I watch their videos right when i get a notification

    • @mars_7673
      @mars_7673 5 років тому

      Arianna Verse nobody cares...

    • @sksk0899
      @sksk0899 5 років тому +2

      Mewiewee Paws Shut up. If you don’t care, then don’t respond.

    • @professoroffaeology
      @professoroffaeology 5 років тому +1

      Same!

    • @brit...4097
      @brit...4097 5 років тому

      Arianna Verse damn, only one??? Wow...

  • @travisshaffer6623
    @travisshaffer6623 4 роки тому +6

    InfoChan knows all Headmaster kinks and knows he's into Manga and Anime. So yeah.

  • @Kinda_Fruity_NGL
    @Kinda_Fruity_NGL 5 років тому +32

    No students question him
    They know about his taser

  • @elph5683
    @elph5683 5 років тому +10

    Hi Gac-I mean Bijuu Mike...
    You heard nothing

  • @balllover69
    @balllover69 5 років тому +28

    Its a wise decision to leave a like for bijuu's ship

  • @Forgetfulglory
    @Forgetfulglory 5 років тому +5

    Turns around in store
    Headmaster: gasp it's u -runs away-
    Me: wut

  • @foul1702
    @foul1702 5 років тому +16

    When you said, "I dont know what my mother did, but I'm not my mother," You sounded like Steven talking to White.
    Sorry, I'll go

  • @gamerella4217
    @gamerella4217 4 роки тому +2

    Bijuu:yandere simulator could be a horror game
    A 4 year old: ahhh this is a horror game

  • @tesss5788
    @tesss5788 5 років тому +45

    *DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET THE NOTIFICATION AN HOUR LATE*
    Great vid tho Strawberry Scrub 🙃

  • @Lyo2323
    @Lyo2323 5 років тому +6

    Me:What is this made from
    (1second later)
    You: AMZE!!
    Me: thanks

  • @Alrightyokay
    @Alrightyokay 5 років тому +15

    If he walks around it will be harder for Yan chan, sense we have phone addicts,student council,teachers,bullies,Midori, and camera’s (if Megami says so) so It will be a bit harder for Ayano

  • @xxblackandcloudsxx485
    @xxblackandcloudsxx485 5 років тому +18

    When you watch a video and feel like it's too long
    Me:spams side of video screen 10 second.Me:TOO.....LONGGG

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 5 років тому

      TLDW
      Too long didn't watch. Jk I went through the whole vid

  • @aniika5017
    @aniika5017 5 років тому +35

    Hey I yeeted my self to your vid from instagram

  • @NunuDaRat
    @NunuDaRat 5 років тому +83

    "I try to keep a straight back"
    *filter intensifies*

  • @dizzydemon8767
    @dizzydemon8767 5 років тому +3

    Ya im dairy simulator
    Edit: captions on 9:30 its beatiful

  • @lucymansfield9128
    @lucymansfield9128 5 років тому +57

    Ya degree
    Edit: GOD DAMN AUTOCORRECT REEEEEE
    What I was gonna say: yandere

    • @4l3x.2x
      @4l3x.2x 5 років тому

      V5rx f hi c ts6 b b Yes c.f. 4 years ago y

    • @gamingwithpoppy3575
      @gamingwithpoppy3575 5 років тому

      Xd

    • @4l3x.2x
      @4l3x.2x 5 років тому

      I.... a....m
      ....a...r..o..b...o..t...offf

    • @4l3x.2x
      @4l3x.2x 5 років тому

      Thx

    • @bladetunnel
      @bladetunnel 5 років тому

      Wow I’m not going to fall for that “ya” is not a word

  • @boohoo3057
    @boohoo3057 5 років тому +2

    "Overweight, Sad, and Scared"
    Mike stop talking about me

  • @Rachiebok
    @Rachiebok 5 років тому +15

    Mike: hEy, wHaT aRe YOU dOiNg In ThIs YaNdErE gIrLs rOoM?!
    Me:Oh me? Well, I was kidnapped for talking to some senpai dude :)

    • @reptileman10
      @reptileman10 5 років тому +1

      LOL ME 2

    • @Rachiebok
      @Rachiebok 5 років тому

      @@reptileman10 Really?! How long you been here then?

  • @gachaaaron4518
    @gachaaaron4518 5 років тому +3

    I love your channel so much! I just started watching a week ago and I love it!

  • @bunnysleeps3238
    @bunnysleeps3238 5 років тому +14

    OoH its a natsuki gender bend!!! Cool!! Where’s Bijuu though?
    *please dont hate meh*

  • @DanteMikial
    @DanteMikial Рік тому +3

    I think we will eventually be able to harm or expose the Headmaster at some point or maybe it was just a lingering idea that Yandere thought off but could potentially remove more deeper into the future

  • @up1ent.201
    @up1ent.201 5 років тому +4

    The head master gets scared because in the 1980s he knew your mother was a killer and knows you have the same condition and is afraid of you because of that.

  • @cj4579
    @cj4579 5 років тому +5

    headmaster did you know that tasering people can kill them........
    The more you know

  • @lv-ag6129
    @lv-ag6129 5 років тому +8

    I Like Your New Hair Colour!

  • @BryceDD
    @BryceDD 4 роки тому +3

    6:56 when this played I died laughing 😂

  • @pinktopazplays7102
    @pinktopazplays7102 5 років тому +10

    Lol I just got finished watching razz's video of this mod

  • @asabjorgbendtsen1051
    @asabjorgbendtsen1051 3 роки тому +1

    I just realized maybe Info Chan is her mother that's why he's so scared because after he says "Ah! It's you" Then he says "No you must be her daughter" so maybe he's talking about Info Chan.

    • @alexanderruzicka1993
      @alexanderruzicka1993 3 роки тому

      What?info chan is 18,plus hes talking about ayanos mother,who were the same and did the same years ago when she was in school

  • @xavier9386
    @xavier9386 5 років тому +8

    I watched your twin “Gacha Mike”...

  • @heidiproctor9807
    @heidiproctor9807 5 років тому +3

    9:31 turn on captions “I’m Dairy simulator” XD

  • @pbmultiverse543
    @pbmultiverse543 5 років тому +17

    Clicked out of jacksepticeye for this
    So this better be good 😤😤
    P.s
    3:20
    Best SHIP ever

  • @perilmania
    @perilmania 5 років тому +3

    "What are you doing in this yandere girl's room?"
    Well I'd like to know what are *you* doing in her room?
    *HUUUH*

  • @izzylynn8632
    @izzylynn8632 5 років тому +4

    The magazine says "Vacation with Waifu" Yes please

  • @rubyfish
    @rubyfish 5 років тому +2

    I love how your editor treats your headphones as part of the greenscreen

  • @weewoomachine
    @weewoomachine 5 років тому +11

    TOP OF THE MORNING VIEWERS!! IM SAKURA TREE MIKE!!

  • @milesmorales8209
    @milesmorales8209 5 років тому +7

    I like the metal gear solid music👌

  • @nyxandonyxlps9095
    @nyxandonyxlps9095 5 років тому +9

    .... YASSSS I love Yandere sim

  • @cameron7453
    @cameron7453 5 років тому +11

    *who took bijuu mike?!!!!!! THIS IS NOT BIJUU MIKE D:

  • @swagy_loserr4980
    @swagy_loserr4980 4 роки тому +1

    BrUh you and coryxkensin are legit my favorite yandere sim players TvT

  • @brynleighduffy5837
    @brynleighduffy5837 5 років тому +18

    Can’t think of a good comment but want to be scrub of the day?
    *BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*

  • @miamitron6071
    @miamitron6071 5 років тому +1

    Legend has it that Bijuu Mike rocks any and every hair colour

  • @tinsou5512
    @tinsou5512 5 років тому +3

    His Channel icon looks like he’s screaming “BAKA!”

  • @dreem6644
    @dreem6644 5 років тому

    The headmaster could be:
    1. Walking around, checking for murders.
    2. He could be reviewing the teachers, to make sure they are doing their jobs.
    3. He could have orders from Mr. Saikou to watch over the yanjerry

  • @spongebobtwtisa_sponge5329
    @spongebobtwtisa_sponge5329 5 років тому +29

    xD you meh third favorite UA-camd luv ur vids
    Edit: *thx for the like this is the most I’ve ever had*

  • @minerlady140
    @minerlady140 5 років тому +1

    Lol when you said “ can someone please get veggie chips for the headmaster” I was eating some

  • @wadedunston7017
    @wadedunston7017 5 років тому +3

    Strawberry top.
    Look at his hair.😂🤗

  • @Leyleychi
    @Leyleychi 5 років тому +1

    11:54 I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!

  • @Soopeater
    @Soopeater 5 років тому +10

    160 views,392 likes. I love UA-cam even if has a drinking problem TwT

  • @renn6763
    @renn6763 5 років тому

    I love the way goncy puts amze

  • @BlueNinjaGames
    @BlueNinjaGames 5 років тому +7

    Hey there!!

    • @keirynic
      @keirynic 5 років тому +1

      Blue Ninja Games HEY!!!

    • @BlueNinjaGames
      @BlueNinjaGames 5 років тому +1

      @@keirynic hello!

    • @keirynic
      @keirynic 5 років тому +1

      Blue Ninja Games How are you on this fine evening? ( ^∀^)

    • @BlueNinjaGames
      @BlueNinjaGames 5 років тому +1

      @@keirynic I am good!

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm 5 років тому +1

    Ahhh it’s 2 hours past my bedtime and I have school tomorrow and I decided to watch 1 Bijuu Mike video before bed but I saw a really cool one in my reccomended after I finished it so I watched it and now I’m stuck in an endless loophole of Bijuu Mike videos and I will never go to sleep again
    Edit: I finally went to sleep

  • @clowneeroni
    @clowneeroni 5 років тому +5

    I just found this in your room *holds a not very bad looking figure*

  • @noahregnhammare
    @noahregnhammare 5 років тому +2

    Mike: *walks araond* (Araond? Really brain?)
    Me: DoEs He HaVe OrAnGe HeAdPhOnEs?
    Me: *remembers he has green headphoes+ greenscreen*
    Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @arospacecase
    @arospacecase 5 років тому +7

    I'm actually early for once...
    *W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y*

  • @queen_kami1106
    @queen_kami1106 4 роки тому +1

    Next update: adds physics to water
    Mike: “no I’ve lost my Jesus Chan powers

  • @aoke0897
    @aoke0897 5 років тому +5

    5:21 cant you just turn falcon mode and punch him

  • @Bloody_Polly
    @Bloody_Polly 5 років тому +2

    Headmaster: Hey Info - Chan?
    Info - Chan: GET OUT MY ROOM I'M (PLAYING MINECRAFT) LOOKING AT PANTSU

  • @bellaplayz8720
    @bellaplayz8720 5 років тому +3

    headmaster who?
    Do you mean Charlie from bird box?!

  • @raezynn
    @raezynn 5 років тому +1

    Petition to have Bijuu Mike to voice the headmaster 👏

  • @jazzyhilker4395
    @jazzyhilker4395 5 років тому +3

    Please do more Storybooth!! I love the “real-talk” that you do.

  • @kplati3458
    @kplati3458 5 років тому +1

    Did anyone else noticed that the body thing in the nurse's office was more shiny when he went in the nightmare nemesis?
    Maybe that means that the other mysteries of the academy, will look different in this mod

  • @ClauGAnimateZ
    @ClauGAnimateZ 5 років тому +4

    ITs BIJUU PIE!!!!!!
    (MIX OF PINKIE PIE AND BIJUU MIKE!!

  • @arely2838
    @arely2838 5 років тому +1

    3:17 *I ship the counselor with table~Chan*

  • @justjewellythings
    @justjewellythings 5 років тому +21

    1 view, 8 likes? UA-cam is drunk.

    • @lilredstrawberriez
      @lilredstrawberriez 5 років тому +1

      31 dislikes?? UA-cam has been drinking again cause Bijuu should have 0

    • @justjewellythings
      @justjewellythings 5 років тому

      @@lilredstrawberriez Ya. Infinite likes and negative infinity dislikes!

  • @NO1JOELHATER
    @NO1JOELHATER 4 роки тому +2

    [Bijou Mike]
    [The captions almost said Bijuu Mike!]

    • @NO1JOELHATER
      @NO1JOELHATER 4 роки тому +2

      [Headmaster walks around]
      [We are not ready]

  • @ayannasmythe9784
    @ayannasmythe9784 5 років тому +4

    Bijuu mike:why do you have an anime figure
    me:I'm sorry I just love anime

  • @vukdjukic5693
    @vukdjukic5693 4 роки тому +1

    9:43 weird house
    10:00 different room
    What's wrong with that room?

  • @murfedbreadz6197
    @murfedbreadz6197 5 років тому +7

    Try out true lit club mod for doki plz if not at least I tried 😉

  • @Wehiremonkeys
    @Wehiremonkeys 5 років тому

    The song 'Sole Survivor' describes the headmaster perfectly in that greyscale clip:
    "There walked a lonely man,
    Silent, mute, the only man
    Not knowing how, not knowing why
    Was he the sole survivor
    Why should he be alive,
    Breathing still while others died
    And the only question
    Why was he the sole survivor"
    - Blue Oyster Cult 1982

  • @zom5530
    @zom5530 5 років тому +6

    Yass I'm early for once 😂-also love your vids bijuu ❤️

  • @PDina
    @PDina 4 роки тому +1

    Can you kill the headmaster when he's walking around.

  • @danielnewell843
    @danielnewell843 5 років тому +8

    Bijuu, I can't watch the video since your neon hair distracted me