If Buddha Was A Terran Player (Artosis Clips)

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @arbiter11171
    @arbiter11171 3 роки тому +86

    If Buddha played Starcraft: “There are 4 forms of suffering: TvT, TvP, TvZ, and TvR.”

    • @superitgel1
      @superitgel1 Рік тому

      Even TvT?! 😹

    • @Tiepo01
      @Tiepo01 10 місяців тому +4

      Dude tvt games are like an hour watching 2 metapods fighting each other.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Tiepo01Genuinely hilarious comment and fully accurate.

    • @ryder8646
      @ryder8646 7 місяців тому

      @@Tiepo01 I remember that episode
      metapod, use siege! *metapod stays just as sieged as it was before*
      oh yeah? metapod, use siege!
      great television

  • @Kaei7
    @Kaei7 3 роки тому +105

    racismbot donated 300 bits approximately 17 times before he was banned. 100 bits is $1.40; $1.40 * 3 * 17 donations = $71.4, the price of making Artosis rage

  • @truongdangmanh7471
    @truongdangmanh7471 3 роки тому +86

    Actually Buddha was a Protoss player that's why he could found Buddhism :)

  • @torchictwentyone
    @torchictwentyone 3 роки тому +46

    Buddha in his first sermon, which translated from the Pali language means "The Turning of the Dhamma Wheel", taught us that Flash would have won

    • @Erdbeerheld1
      @Erdbeerheld1 3 роки тому +2

      First good flash joke in quiet a while. Very nice build up!

    • @Tower-kn1dr
      @Tower-kn1dr 3 роки тому

      flash wouldnt lose 12 marines.

  • @the1ucidone
    @the1ucidone 3 роки тому +64

    My God I love Arty. He's a shining beacon of hope when you scumbag Zerg are on the map. Protoss you disgusting dishonorable foes. Only Artosis can save us.

    • @adamhrin9866
      @adamhrin9866 3 роки тому +1

      Perhaps i treated him too harshly...

  • @Hyperion856
    @Hyperion856 3 роки тому +41

    Bruh was that the entire bee movie script? Classic

  • @BLooDCoMPleX
    @BLooDCoMPleX 3 роки тому +81

    Poor racismbot, that had real "dad shouts at you when you're trying to get his attention by acting silly" energy.

  • @rozmarinideas5340
    @rozmarinideas5340 3 роки тому +25

    Buddha would definitely have been a Protoss player.

  • @KungKras
    @KungKras 3 роки тому +47

    Flash would have founded Buddhism.

  • @umarthdc
    @umarthdc 3 роки тому +19

    I never could have guessed SC:BW horrible unit pathing would give me so much laughs and joy, thanks to saltosis

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 3 роки тому +2

      He's probably gonna kill someone for real one day.

    • @UloeDragonball
      @UloeDragonball 3 роки тому +1

      @@harizotoh7 Get real bro.

  • @tugaric
    @tugaric 2 роки тому +6

    at 7:45 actually watched it in 0.25 speed. He never clicks for the marine to go below the factory rofl ohh Arty

  • @awooawoo9628
    @awooawoo9628 3 роки тому +23

    #FREERACISMBOT

  • @alexwhiteman2628
    @alexwhiteman2628 Рік тому +2

    7:59 he clearly just didn't move that marine back. hilarious.

  • @imhappyidance
    @imhappyidance 3 роки тому +2

    this is probably my favorite out of all the artosis clips

  • @70rn
    @70rn 3 роки тому +5

    Cannon rushing confirmed as the most spiritual way to play. And @7:46 he clearly fails to send the marine back - it didn't get stuck.

    • @jmanbrizzle
      @jmanbrizzle 2 роки тому

      He added the bottom marine to the control group with the top marine and sent them down. Though the marines were a bit far apart from each other, they did act a bit wierd

  • @lojinks4428
    @lojinks4428 3 роки тому +6

    MODS HELP, SOMEBODY IS GIVING ARTOSIS MONEY SHUT IT DOWN

  • @scarredable
    @scarredable 2 роки тому +4

    7:46-7:47 he actually didn't sent the marine back the factory..

  • @lunatik3395
    @lunatik3395 2 роки тому +3

    28 minutes into the game.. 2 base noobtosis vs 7 base scan. Sounds about right.

  • @elliskennedy9885
    @elliskennedy9885 3 роки тому +14

    racism bot cheered x300

  • @davemartinez614
    @davemartinez614 3 роки тому +1

    @2:30 Had me... the lings going at like 4x speed on his rax

    • @Skazzo
      @Skazzo 2 роки тому +1

      Watching lings smash into shit is one of the most satisfying things in the world. Like beavers building a dam.

  • @fightingthewarwithinme
    @fightingthewarwithinme Рік тому +1

    9:44 LMAO

  • @kocun2637
    @kocun2637 3 роки тому +1

    a long video! thank you a lot, i love these lmao

  • @1982nauj
    @1982nauj 3 роки тому +1

    I have watched this clip like 20 times, I am dying with racismbot and his donation, I cannot stop to watch that part hahahahahahahahahahah

  • @thomasfischer9259
    @thomasfischer9259 3 роки тому

    god damn, might be the 4chan of all twitch chats

  • @imma5269
    @imma5269 2 роки тому +1

    Buddha played Protoss

  • @i4kataaaa
    @i4kataaaa Рік тому

    I lke you so much Artosis

  • @vanguard6498
    @vanguard6498 3 роки тому +1

    Artosus

  • @HienNguyen-fg4do
    @HienNguyen-fg4do 3 роки тому +6

    7:58 bullshit, I clearly see you click right at the factory at 7:10

    • @jmanbrizzle
      @jmanbrizzle 2 роки тому

      After that right click, he added the bottom marine to the same control group and right clicked further down

    • @scarredable
      @scarredable 2 роки тому

      @@jmanbrizzle what the fuck are you looking at.

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 3 роки тому +1

    Flash would have picked the right race. Wait a second

    • @IYPITWL
      @IYPITWL 3 роки тому +1

      We need flash to leave the military so he can fix the race again.

  • @SM_Price
    @SM_Price 3 роки тому +1

    GUYS. I KNOW WHY ARTOSIS LOSES. CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT AT 2:08 YOU SEE THAT ARTOSIS PLAYS WITH A WIRELESS MOUSE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM TO ALL HIS TERRAN WOES.

  • @sboss774
    @sboss774 3 роки тому +2

    it looks like racismbot hated terrans, probably a protoss player. thats why he tilted him till he lost the game. He lived up to his name, terran racism is real, terran lives matter too

  • @ixcnine
    @ixcnine 3 роки тому

    no amount of books will make you fell ok about losing a game, chat

  • @daniel85mg
    @daniel85mg 3 роки тому

    - qualified -

  • @mackparker9064
    @mackparker9064 3 роки тому +7

    Holy shit, RacismBot is a God. LMFAO

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +2

      No, that was fucked up

    • @ghostdivision6877
      @ghostdivision6877 3 роки тому

      @@moistnugget4147 i follow this channel because it makes my day how Artosis rages and the chat messages are hella fun but that one guy was really annoying

  • @GPEGEMGTM3
    @GPEGEMGTM3 2 роки тому

    “Takes zero skill”
    Yeah, because hanging out on 2 bases while never being aggressive takes skill amirite

  • @tujan7598
    @tujan7598 3 роки тому +4

    lol

  • @swordre5805
    @swordre5805 3 роки тому

    I don't mind get paid to just get annoyed lol

  • @crimsOn0011
    @crimsOn0011 3 роки тому +5

    lol never change. Blaming glitches for micro mess ups

  • @Bobby.Kristensen
    @Bobby.Kristensen 3 роки тому

    Artosis job is to get angry for donations.

  • @jordanwyss1008
    @jordanwyss1008 3 роки тому +1

    LOL these are hilarious

  • @appidydafoo
    @appidydafoo 3 роки тому +1

    LOL unreal

  • @hypers829
    @hypers829 3 роки тому

    UU? RR?

  • @Pravuz
    @Pravuz 3 роки тому

    make tank

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 Рік тому

    racismbot cheered

  • @Demirbaykus
    @Demirbaykus 3 роки тому

    HE IS GIVING ME MONEEEEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @pajoesi1283
    @pajoesi1283 3 роки тому +3

    30 year Calabriasan American (He looks italo) man losing his shit over Starcraft 1.
    Where's my spaghetti, this man has a megalo katso mate.

    • @drdnout
      @drdnout 2 роки тому

      He looks like Tommy Spaghetti from gta vc

  • @centripetal25
    @centripetal25 Рік тому

    I hope you are acting. For your sake

  • @HrHaakon
    @HrHaakon 3 роки тому +12

    You know Artosis, all this bullshit pathfinding that didn't work got fixed in SC2. Just saying. You can come home to the superior game. You don't have to play a game where breaking the engine is considered a valid move, balance hasn't been updated in 20+ years, you have to train for years to get good at the busywork, and a marine will randomly glitch out and destroy your fucking game.
    Come home to Legacy of the Void. We have siege tanks that can siege without needing an upgrade, no goddamned goliath pathing, and plenty of protoss to shit on.

    • @alexandriac6641
      @alexandriac6641 3 роки тому +7

      Brood War makes Artosis practically cry and he still likes it more than SC2

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 роки тому +6

      @@alexandriac6641
      Yes, Stockholm syndrome is a scary thing to behold.

    • @alexandriac6641
      @alexandriac6641 3 роки тому +4

      @@HrHaakon Cope

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 роки тому

      @@alexandriac6641 lol

    • @dungeonmaster6292
      @dungeonmaster6292 3 роки тому +5

      More like SnoreCraft II