5 Creepiest True "Humanoid Encounter" Stories

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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +2385

    Just to clarify, that’s “Fleshgaits” and not “Fleshlights” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ThisMsMisfit
      @ThisMsMisfit 8 років тому +52

      fleshlights sounds more bizarre, but I'll have to watch the video first before I make any final judgments. ;)

    • @CanIHazMudkipz
      @CanIHazMudkipz 8 років тому +36

      Oh boy :^)

    • @lyl6485
      @lyl6485 8 років тому +9

      lolololol osheet

    • @Calamitytrigger00
      @Calamitytrigger00 8 років тому +176

      "5 True Haunted Sex-toy Stories"

    • @lyl6485
      @lyl6485 8 років тому +2

      Neon Nightmares ooo

  • @wendymuir7818
    @wendymuir7818 5 років тому +474

    "We're being stalked by a mysterious monster in the middle of the deep woods. We'll go check it out. You stay here ALL ALONE."

    • @jaymeaaron
      @jaymeaaron 5 років тому +29

      Just as intelligent as the girl in the beginning of a horror film telling the creepy killer on the phone that she's home alone with no way to defend herself. Some times they even run out the back door into the creepy woods instead of to the neighbor's house that has lights on and people outside.

    • @kartofeljuzek4613
      @kartofeljuzek4613 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah lemme stay in here all alone in the dark in one tent with no exit and no Way to defend myself

    • @nerveagent1905
      @nerveagent1905 Рік тому +4

      Those friends were hoping the monster would eat them first.

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 Місяць тому +1

      @@nerveagent1905exactly that person was the sacrifice/bait

  • @omegajbmb
    @omegajbmb 8 років тому +2830

    I also have a creepy humanoid encounter that occurs around the same time every year. I have named it "mother in-law" and it haunts me every thanksgiving.

  • @RedCastle335
    @RedCastle335 8 років тому +207

    Skinwalkers, fleshgaits, dopplegangers, and humanoids. I love all that kind of shit. Nice work Lazy.

    • @RedCastle335
      @RedCastle335 2 роки тому +5

      @@jederation ayy

    • @yeehaw_cowpoke
      @yeehaw_cowpoke 2 роки тому +1

      Probably not real but idgaf this shit is horrifying and his voice is perfect to tell it

  • @1g0ttaP155
    @1g0ttaP155 8 років тому +1344

    I met a human once. T'was terrible!

    • @AverageAmerican
      @AverageAmerican 7 років тому +43

      Humans? Oh, they exist alright. And if you have a good sense of humor, _they're rather comical . . ._ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @danpilled
      @danpilled 7 років тому +10

      Da Wae that's not normal...

    • @theautisticretard3907
      @theautisticretard3907 6 років тому +14

      One night, and my potato friend heard a noise and saw a face of one! O.o

    • @Faberofcosmicstardust6132
      @Faberofcosmicstardust6132 6 років тому +14

      I always felt like they're everywhere.

    • @TriMintTabby
      @TriMintTabby 6 років тому +6

      Klaani K Don't talk to that guy. I think he's crazy.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +676

    Been making a lot of paranormal type videos recently. Not sure if everyone’s been enjoying the change-up or not. The next video will be more realistic style stories. I always value your opinions, so let me know what types of video you'd like to see.

    • @ResurrectionYT325
      @ResurrectionYT325 8 років тому +54

      I love the skinwalker/paranormal stories I think you should keep doing them

    • @REForever
      @REForever 8 років тому +7

      I absolutely love anything you post :-) :-)

    • @carissas.7644
      @carissas.7644 8 років тому +22

      I think the paranormal stories are a nice change from the usual realistic stories, though I like both equally

    • @lyl6485
      @lyl6485 8 років тому +10

      I love paranormal and scary things! Keep up the good work Lazy!

    • @uhhki8212
      @uhhki8212 8 років тому +1

      love your videos

  • @dreamsprayanimation
    @dreamsprayanimation 8 років тому +938

    This is why we need witchers.

  • @etinarcadiaego7424
    @etinarcadiaego7424 8 років тому +389

    I was once attacked by a sinister fleshlight in the woods, the anus one. It was horrible.

  • @izzyrose2424
    @izzyrose2424 8 років тому +27

    I find these types of stories the scariest or most interesting . Any true story or creepypasta with humanoid creatures or cryptic's are my favorites. Great read.

  • @mayssamqais6029
    @mayssamqais6029 8 років тому +188

    Skin walker, Fleshgait,..etc.
    Here in Iraq we call it Tantal. It behaves just like those creatures :/

    • @multimediaman5837
      @multimediaman5837 5 років тому +9

      That's why I explain to people these things are all under the same umbrella. No matter what part of the world you're in. A variety of entities but they go by different names. Ghost, Jinn, demons, aliens, angels, etc all work to destroy man, it's obvious

    • @TheRusty
      @TheRusty 5 років тому +9

      This dude just pulled "fleshgait" outta nowhere. In europe they're doppelgangers, fetches, changelings, stuff like that. I think they're the same as ghouls in your part of the world as well?
      Definitely fuckin' real, even if most of the stories are fake

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 5 років тому +16

      Punkrawk I feel like when a bunch of different cultures all have stories about roughly the same creature, there’s probably something behind it...

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 5 років тому +2

      Punkrawk I feel like when a bunch of different cultures all have stories about roughly the same creature, there’s probably something behind it...

    • @noshinali8768
      @noshinali8768 5 років тому +2

      @2ManyLayersOfIrony here in Pakistan we call them chalawa

  • @mcguy5927
    @mcguy5927 7 років тому +53

    6:09 I freaked out when he just repeat a word, like a fleshgait would.

  • @luka620
    @luka620 8 років тому +240

    Lazy, we've had our differences in the past but when you put that dying moose scream noise whenever you say that something is screaming, while I'm sitting alone in my dark room.
    I just want to grab you by the shoulders and whisper my hatred.

  • @rhxs.x
    @rhxs.x 8 років тому +63

    Lazy could you do sailor stories. Like sea monsters. Or something like that??
    Love your videos 💓

    • @toniasampley695
      @toniasampley695 4 роки тому +1

      Frank Pitts I would like to hear your story

    • @mattlogue1300
      @mattlogue1300 4 роки тому +1

      Sailors always have stories

    • @baskomiseremir
      @baskomiseremir 4 роки тому +1

      @Frank Pitts your name is frank and u a marine? i think u have a good one big time, its been 2 moths but i would like to hear from ya

  • @audreyjavan2384
    @audreyjavan2384 8 років тому +346

    fleshgait? really? thats literally composed of synonyms of skin walker
    skin:flesh
    walk:gait

    • @muzhuxh9904
      @muzhuxh9904 6 років тому +29

      xXdyinginsideXx But typically Skinwalkers are what they're called in the US and Fleshgait is used in most other areas

    • @Philltrill6
      @Philltrill6 5 років тому +31

      xXdyinginsideXx it’s like sayin basketball in the USA and netball in other countries

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 5 років тому +69

      It's so they can use the creature archetype without being sacreligious. Skinwalkers are a HUGE taboo topic in Navajo culture, so it's just more respectful to just use a different name. It's not hard to not be an asshole, after all.

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes 5 років тому +25

      @@etcetera1995 Are there a lot of traditional Navajo people practicing their culture in Europe? So many that it's difficult to even whisper about skinwalkers without accidentally bumping into one and offending them with the topic? Even if there were, that's such a weird perspective. It would be like saying wowie instead of yowie or split-hole lady instead of slit-mouth woman because you were afraid of offending Australian or Japanese people. Cultures have been referencing and reworking each other's works of fiction since the dawn of time, there is absolutely nothing with taking a creature idea you like and running with it.
      More to the point though, fleshgait just sounds stupid. I love this channel but that concept was so silly I walked off to get a drink in the middle of the story without pausing the video. They could have at least put the tiniest bit of effort into making it sound like an actually scary monster instead of a comedic JRPG palette swap enemy.

    • @kyon-kyon-
      @kyon-kyon- 5 років тому +44

      i know one. meat stroller.

  • @eleanorgreening9707
    @eleanorgreening9707 8 років тому +149

    "Im not afraid and im 7"
    i swear if another kid says that

    • @ImInYourWalls67
      @ImInYourWalls67 5 років тому +13

      Nora Thompson they wouldn’t be saying that if they came face to face with a skinwalker

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому +14

      Nora Thompson
      I really can't stand kids

    • @smokeylebear1062
      @smokeylebear1062 5 років тому +4

      “I’m not afraid “ Eminem

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 4 роки тому +3

      All you have to do is gently remind them, "You're also not 13 or older so you shouldn't be watching this anyway. :) "

    • @LeoRex13
      @LeoRex13 4 роки тому

      Im not 7 and I’m afraid :(

  • @adamomarsharaf
    @adamomarsharaf 8 років тому +941

    Lazy, we all know you probably had bloopers of you saying Fleshlights like 20 times, c'mon admit it!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +425

      Guilty as charged, aha xD

    • @clashingererguy81
      @clashingererguy81 8 років тому +7

      +Lazy Masquerade keep up the good work mate

    • @adamomarsharaf
      @adamomarsharaf 8 років тому +14

      +Lazy Masquerade Noice! Post dem bloopers.
      Keep up the good work

    • @Dronesword123
      @Dronesword123 8 років тому +5

      Lol. My cousin keeps a fake one under his bed in a video game

    • @Dronesword123
      @Dronesword123 8 років тому +2

      +Dronesword Productions as a joke

  • @melancolielupine2023
    @melancolielupine2023 4 роки тому +12

    I lived in the forest until I was 17. I spent hours and days wandering into the woods. I am glad I never encountered something scary.

  • @hi-yd4hb
    @hi-yd4hb 5 років тому +9

    love how you briefly giggled at the word 'spoopy'

  • @nsb41690
    @nsb41690 2 роки тому +4

    Been a fan since 2014. Please do more of the inexplicable creature/wendigo etc. stories. Your story about the cat/dog monster in Iraq is my favorite, as well as the "Jimmy C" story. Please do more of those!

  • @CoJoGrizzlo
    @CoJoGrizzlo 5 років тому +38

    Constant sounds like they are thinking about something… They were Minecraft villagers?
    “HMMMMM.”

  • @moomaniac2932
    @moomaniac2932 8 років тому +4

    The reason I love you more than any other Spooky UA-camrs is because you actually have a personality

  • @Sugeniee
    @Sugeniee 8 років тому +158

    Fleshgaits sounds like a fancy restaurant.

    • @omegajbmb
      @omegajbmb 8 років тому +42

      Sounds like a male sex toy to me.

    • @gracieesmeherro3711
      @gracieesmeherro3711 8 років тому +7

      +omegajbmb attack of the killer dildo

    • @Stitched61
      @Stitched61 8 років тому +1

      Reminds me of hellraiser

    • @omegajbmb
      @omegajbmb 8 років тому +2

      Hafū Grace Not that kinda sex toy lol

    • @dagoon7206
      @dagoon7206 8 років тому +23

      Or a sexual act

  • @高橋ケビン-l8d
    @高橋ケビン-l8d 8 років тому +20

    2nd story: I think whatever that guy was was just curious like "tf you doin in my ocean son?" 😂

  • @chaseofearth9280
    @chaseofearth9280 8 років тому +125

    can you do an alien one for us? I don't remember if you already have once but If so I already watched it and would like a new one please:)

    • @pwnshhhop51
      @pwnshhhop51 8 років тому +17

      I love alien stories, because they're more believable. Yes, I believe in aliens.

    • @snail927
      @snail927 8 років тому +16

      Amazing idea aliens are terrifying but believable

    • @duffyharris9556
      @duffyharris9556 8 років тому +10

      If he does, I could certainly submit some encounters.

    • @ifuckanimegirls7706
      @ifuckanimegirls7706 8 років тому +2

      +Duffy Harris same here

    • @berd3307
      @berd3307 8 років тому +2

      +Raymond Bruh Yeah, it's terrifying to think they are here so fast, and how believable they are.

  • @jacindarajas9934
    @jacindarajas9934 8 років тому +6

    I was listening to this while working on some music and I was already creeped out, then that knocking made me jump a little (really good studio headphones really made it sound like it was near me). Then damn that little effect when it made that noise. Those atmospherics really add to your video. Also helps I have a horrible fear of things looking in windows.

  • @soultosq
    @soultosq 7 років тому +278

    i used to like camping until youtube happened

  • @JosiePineapple
    @JosiePineapple 8 років тому +11

    Love your channel! You're my favorite narrator! 😊

    • @mlgmlg181
      @mlgmlg181 6 років тому

      Josie Pineapple same

  • @DeadlyWandererVT
    @DeadlyWandererVT 8 років тому +299

    Stay spoopy

    • @midgetsnoopdog4205
      @midgetsnoopdog4205 8 років тому +2

      ok

    • @milkman1762
      @milkman1762 8 років тому +6

      You got it nigga

    • @midgetsnoopdog4205
      @midgetsnoopdog4205 8 років тому +3

      Get yo check up fuckboi hey do you work for wild cats business called fuccboi

    • @milkman1762
      @milkman1762 8 років тому +1

      midgetsnoopdog420 yessir

    • @midgetsnoopdog4205
      @midgetsnoopdog4205 8 років тому +1

      Get yo check up fuckboi did you hear about their competitor wildcatsafuccboi?

  • @maddieisnotcool363
    @maddieisnotcool363 8 років тому +1

    i love this guys accent he's so articulate and posh

  • @kibnob
    @kibnob 6 років тому +6

    "The way our window works is it's positioned over the garage, and I used to frequently climb out onto the roof to smoke with friends." Holy crap, me too, and I happened to be staring right at that window for some reason during this part. Spooky

  • @skullmony2958
    @skullmony2958 7 років тому +26

    Oh no. I've had an experience like this in 8th grade😱 I saw a double of my sister. It was scary

    • @wholesomelyvoided1735
      @wholesomelyvoided1735 5 років тому +3

      @private private I can sense the terror from that . That would have me trippin myself

  • @9687loveless
    @9687loveless 8 років тому +3

    Awesome! More stories like these PLEASE!!! If you could do more stories of these kind that would be complete awesome and appreciated! Great job!

  • @3rdeye7thdimension
    @3rdeye7thdimension 8 років тому +52

    Huh. That last one is a couple hours from me. Maybe I'll investigate.

    • @haleymatheny5952
      @haleymatheny5952 8 років тому +47

      THIS IS HOW HORROR MOVIES START

    • @3rdeye7thdimension
      @3rdeye7thdimension 8 років тому +5

      +Haley Matheny I break the meta by being a ccl holder.

    • @3rdeye7thdimension
      @3rdeye7thdimension 8 років тому

      +Haley Matheny I break the meta by being a ccl holder.

    • @PunkRockLove01
      @PunkRockLove01 8 років тому +2

      +Ouija hey, I'm a dummy, what does ccl holder mean

    • @3rdeye7thdimension
      @3rdeye7thdimension 8 років тому +3

      +PunkRockLove01 concealed carry licence, meaning I can carry my .45 with me when I look.

  • @amyhumphrey9143
    @amyhumphrey9143 2 роки тому

    EVERYTIME I open this app I STILL come running to this page to listen to ur stories!!! Idk theres just something about the way u tell them or ur voice that makes me come here!!!! Ive tried listening to others, even pages with MILLIONS of subscribers,but I always always always come right back here!❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @comeatmegravity9314
    @comeatmegravity9314 8 років тому +2

    Lazy is definitely my fav horror story narrator :) I get so immersed in the story with his voice

  • @nerdaitami7205
    @nerdaitami7205 8 років тому +78

    The second story sounds like something Lovecraft would write...

    • @hailcthulhu4243
      @hailcthulhu4243 8 років тому +4

      Dagon!

    • @nerdaitami7205
      @nerdaitami7205 8 років тому +1

      Brandon Fuentes
      exactly...

    • @hailcthulhu4243
      @hailcthulhu4243 8 років тому +3

      +xisobelx373 The movie doesn't focus on Dagon at all actually but rather on The Shadow Over Insmouth. I didn't like that movie at all.

    • @hailcthulhu4243
      @hailcthulhu4243 8 років тому +2

      +xisobelx373 But those are good.

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes 5 років тому +1

      @xisobelx373 It's a so-so version of The Shadow Over Innsmouth but it is worth watching if you're really into his work. It is pretty difficult to find good adaptations of Lovecraft stories though, you're probably better suited just looking for original cosmic horror plots.
      We just watched Annihilation the other day and without spoiling anything it's a pretty interesting take on something along the lines of The Colour Out Of Space. The Thing is a classic of course, as are several of Carpenter's other movies. The Mist, Birdbox, Cloverfield, The Void, The Bay. The Objective is a weird one, it's mostly a modern military movie but takes an interesting turn. Absentia is one of my favorite horror movies of all time and seems to be seriously underrated, it's a pretty original story but feels very much like something that wouldn't be even slightly out of place in a collection of Lovecraft's short stories (aside from the present day setting).

  • @bryannicholls200
    @bryannicholls200 8 років тому +89

    I'm watching this video and my dog is acting weird as hell staying glued to my side giving out growls as though something is with me in the dark

  • @cailancook9720
    @cailancook9720 8 років тому +3

    Another awesome video, been waiting to hear something to do with Fleshgaits!

  • @mrbluetit6275
    @mrbluetit6275 8 років тому +1

    I have really been enjoying your videos lately, especially these recent ones.

  • @miguelpb3683
    @miguelpb3683 8 років тому

    Lazy's voice is comforting, makes these stories very easy to listen to

  • @ZoboomafooFan96
    @ZoboomafooFan96 8 років тому +83

    Dad posted a new video

  • @rexb6822
    @rexb6822 8 років тому +20

    I've been a fan for awhile you should do a tribute to your og true scary story playlist like the ones that are numbered 1-12 or something like that

    • @rexb6822
      @rexb6822 8 років тому

      Just looked 1-10

    • @thedailydoseofrandomnesscr1931
      @thedailydoseofrandomnesscr1931 8 років тому

      so how was order 66 for ya?

    • @rexb6822
      @rexb6822 8 років тому +1

      +The Daily Dose Of Randomness Crew it wasn't the funniest thing I lived through but we took care of that problem

    • @RickMakely666
      @RickMakely666 8 років тому

      +Yoda the Sith are still very much alive even though your padawan Skywalkers son destroyed the majority of the empire.
      Nobody is unworthy of redemption, or at least that's how the order use to work.
      we will have to wait and see how the new order works (although I usually hate cliffhangers, I couldn't be upset at the sight of Skywalker at the end) I can't wait to see the next one. Hopefully your spirit still speaks to him. we all hope to see you again.
      May the force be with you.

    • @RickMakely666
      @RickMakely666 8 років тому

      Yoda that's awesome, u really sound like the real deal... I'm a recovering addict of spice, death sticks, strong drink, but nothing compared to glitterstim... the stims were the closest I could come to feeling the force. I've always envied force sensitive individuals and a small part of me believes that enough stims would unlock the ability to use the force, but I realized eventually that it was destroying my mind and doing the opposite. Now I'm looking into genetic modification and possibly a blood transfusion between myself and someone who is strong with the force. If the dark side is able to give me the power of the force... then I would serve the dark side. I must obtain force abilities at any cost.

  • @nikphillips
    @nikphillips 8 років тому +63

    I hid behind the comments and my pillow

    • @bliitchee6190
      @bliitchee6190 8 років тому +3

      I also read the comments while watching creepy/scary videos
      xD

    • @FinC24
      @FinC24 8 років тому +1

      +Fayde Legacy same 😂

    • @jesuschrist2888
      @jesuschrist2888 8 років тому +1

      same lol

    • @nikphillips
      @nikphillips 8 років тому +3

      The comments are my guardian angel XD

    • @MosseningEntity
      @MosseningEntity 8 років тому

      I am sitting in my dark basement...

  • @RogerMedrano
    @RogerMedrano 4 роки тому +2

    i love all the people of this stories are like "i don't know how to describe it" then proceeds to describe it

  • @enjolyyt
    @enjolyyt 8 років тому +1

    I love the paranormal stories because when you feel the real life ones I know that it's possible that could happen to me, but I'm a very careful person and I am well trained in self defense. But when I hear of supposed myths and legends that I have no idea of, it chills me. You never know what is real and what is fake, this could happen to anyone and you don't know how to stop it.

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 8 років тому +9

    Nice hat.

  • @steampowergaming4963
    @steampowergaming4963 8 років тому +26

    lazy ur stories are amazing keep them up 😁👍👍

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +3

      Thanks buddy.

    • @steampowergaming4963
      @steampowergaming4963 8 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade no problem 👌

    • @vincentvalitine4253
      @vincentvalitine4253 8 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade everytime I watch you I shit my pants

    • @leotaylor529
      @leotaylor529 8 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade will you please do some 3 scary stories that came from Wales

    • @KG-yz7tr
      @KG-yz7tr 8 років тому

      They aren't his stories.

  • @zoeygoldworthy6482
    @zoeygoldworthy6482 8 років тому +122

    God I hope I never encounter a Skinwalker or anything like that. I camp at least twice a year

    • @rhxs.x
      @rhxs.x 8 років тому +4

      Good Luck if you do!! 🙏🏼

    • @ophiongames4907
      @ophiongames4907 8 років тому +4

      Just don't go towards the sounds try running the other way 😂😂

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 8 років тому +5

      run if u hear something weird but remember to bring a weapon too good luck

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 8 років тому +6

      if you see a duplicate like another zoey or something run away

    • @ophiongames4907
      @ophiongames4907 8 років тому

      +Isaac Roberts I bring the pineapple

  • @steveaguiar1934
    @steveaguiar1934 8 років тому +1

    Good stories as usual , never heard of a Fleshgait until now. but that creature from the black lagoon esque story was great too.

  • @elizabethgaspodnetich9676
    @elizabethgaspodnetich9676 8 років тому +1

    I have been on this earth over 50 some odd years now, and I have seen and heard some strange things and stories, but never, have I ever, heard of "Flesh Gaits" It was a good scare, but I have my doubts weather it is real. Great video!! Love the deep woods scary stories as I spend huge amounts of time in the forest.

  • @rainydaygirlz
    @rainydaygirlz 8 років тому +182

    We were watching Naruto, already mortified.

    • @shizenkv
      @shizenkv 8 років тому +1

      LMAOoo

    • @blue5371
      @blue5371 6 років тому +5

      Kage bushin no jutsu

    • @sparklesupernova
      @sparklesupernova 5 років тому +4

      Did you even watch it it’s really good I promise

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому +1

      Jovial Jab .
      What's wrong with Naruto?

    • @mikal9904
      @mikal9904 5 років тому +7

      Jovial Jab Fr Naruto is shit

  • @thedemonreupblican5803
    @thedemonreupblican5803 8 років тому +47

    im in the comments not because im scared because there really isnt a video lol

    • @haleymatheny5952
      @haleymatheny5952 8 років тому

      Same and I'm home alone so

    • @TheTwinFiles
      @TheTwinFiles 8 років тому

      Ditto.

    • @thedemonreupblican5803
      @thedemonreupblican5803 8 років тому +1

      The Twin Files lol

    • @kenrose2523
      @kenrose2523 8 років тому +1

      +The Twin Files Ironically there's a Pokemon called "Ditto" that mimics other Pokemon

    • @TheTwinFiles
      @TheTwinFiles 8 років тому +2

      Ken Rose
      From the classic 151! Not that I'm admitting to being a ditto or anything.

  • @gemmahamilton2565
    @gemmahamilton2565 5 років тому +11

    "Pound that like button.. Giggity" 😂😂😂

  • @Junius
    @Junius 8 років тому +2

    Hey Lazy! I really enjoy listening to your stuff right before bed. While it does scare me, I do enjoy it. You're stuff is really wonderful man. Good job dude!

  • @skellybones4313
    @skellybones4313 4 роки тому +1

    Here I am again, listening to these same stories three years later. Great stories.

  • @jinx_flux4936
    @jinx_flux4936 4 роки тому +4

    The Eastern Shore and Chesapeake area are full of strange happenings. I’ve heard of and have had of numerous encounters here. The most wide spread is of the numerous haunted forests and the red imp of the Chincoteague Nature reserve.

  • @AcidRayne100
    @AcidRayne100 5 років тому +6

    My school friends and I used to go playing in this wooded area close to where we lived almost every weekend when weather was good. Sometimes walking, sometimes taking our bikes, sometimes just randomly walking around seeing what things we could climb, jump on, explore, etc.
    One Summer Holiday we found this abandoned hut type thing, and on the walls and floor were all these satanic symbols and burned down candles, with a black cloth covering the only window. We didn't have mobile phones back then so couldn't take pictures, but we all had a sense of dread and we all had the urge to flee, which we did. We split up briefly, and one of our friends we found five minutes later and he looked shocked. He wouldn't answer what happened he just kept repeating that he wanted to get out of the woods and go home. He just kept repeating that.
    We all left the place and on the walk to his house he was crying a little (trying to hide it unsuccessfully). He would only say that he got lost from us and he panicked, but as he was shouting for us, a dark figure just appeared about 20 feet away from him and shouted 'GET OUT' (in what he said was a 'groany voice') then disappeared, whipping the fallen leaves up around it as it went.
    This friend wasn't usually one for ghost stories or making up stuff. I don't know whether to believe him or not, but he was genuinely shaken by this experience, and what's more he didn't like talking about it or adding more to the story. Also, he NEVER came out with us again if we were going near that woods. As school ended, we lost contact and I can't find him on social media, but last I heard from someone who knew him (but who didn't have that woods experience) is that he had to go get some counselling as he had constant night terrors shortly after what would have been that scary experience.

  • @tavastian3288
    @tavastian3288 4 роки тому +3

    When a guy writes a horror story, its a fantastical, spine chilling tale of eldrich horrors.
    When a girl writes a horror story, its about random old man giving her the dirty look.

    • @goodluckgorsky3413
      @goodluckgorsky3413 4 роки тому +2

      well that’s kinda how horror works. It’s influenced by the fears of the writers. Girls are afraid of dirty old men because it’s very possible they get attacked or raped by someone creepy like that. Boys don’t really have that kinda real world danger, which is why they think of fantastical things to scare them ig. Dracula was based on fears of the ancient, eastern and poor that middle class Englishmen possessed. Lovecraft’s stories were based on his own fears of “the outside” (which almost definitely was why he was so fucking racist).

    • @tavastian3288
      @tavastian3288 4 роки тому

      @@goodluckgorsky3413 What an intelligent and well predented reply. +1 internet respect for you sir.

  • @dumbperv9486
    @dumbperv9486 4 роки тому

    Youre one of my favorite Creepypasta/creepy stories reader/narrator (idk what it called lol) here on UA-cam

  • @advancedillusion1377
    @advancedillusion1377 8 років тому +1

    dude i used to watch you when you were at 20k subs. Then i stopped.... im so happy i found you

  • @sarahgreens
    @sarahgreens 8 років тому +4

    Hey lazy, love your videos, been a sub for almost a year now. Me and my boyfriend watch almost every night. We like a little bit of everything, but really liked the matrix stories and ones that just make u think for exanple other dimentions and stuff ; More subjects that are exclusive, not many ppl have videos on it type thing. Paranormal stuff is too common on tv and youtube. The best things happen in the dark :-)

  • @nousername8697
    @nousername8697 8 років тому +11

    Would love to see under water stories

  • @not_dylan3605
    @not_dylan3605 5 років тому +8

    Lazy: Fleshgaites
    My brain: Fleshlights

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay 4 роки тому +1

    mom: clean your room and get ready for school
    me: YOU WONT TRICK ME IMPOSTOR!

  • @abysswalke471
    @abysswalke471 8 років тому

    Your narrating is the best!! Keep up the good work!!

  • @brickonwheels5534
    @brickonwheels5534 8 років тому +15

    the best things do not happen in the dark.

    • @markwillams420
      @markwillams420 7 років тому +1

      Nadia King I almost replied "sex" but if you have sex with the lights out then it's probably the furthest thing from the best.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому

      brick on wheels
      They do if you're not a chicken shit.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому +1

      Digital Bear
      They're probably way too young to get it anyway

  • @Julie_jul
    @Julie_jul 8 років тому +79

    Is it weird that I'm taking a shit while listening to this

    • @Idkwhattoputasusername
      @Idkwhattoputasusername 8 років тому +17

      No

    • @rhxs.x
      @rhxs.x 8 років тому +2

      😂😂😂 21 minutes shit but nah it's normal

    • @_chococat_
      @_chococat_ 8 років тому +42

      No but it's weird that you're telling us.

    • @ZombieSharky
      @ZombieSharky 8 років тому +2

      i'm literally doing that right now before i take a shower

    • @abstractrain1246
      @abstractrain1246 8 років тому +1

      That's nasty...

  • @bigbluetongue6665
    @bigbluetongue6665 4 роки тому +3

    When I was 6 I encountered what I think is the Belgium “Oude Rode Ogen” that meets all the criteria of what I witnessed and I decided to search this up after seeing this video and realised it was Belgium which happened to be where my family is from , this has only ever happened when I was alone and I am scared to go to sleep now.

  • @harrisongeorge2632
    @harrisongeorge2632 8 років тому

    Bro I love the skin walker and wendigo stories the most and I like the other vids too but just those more , anyways you deserve so many more subs I'm going to spread your channel amap

  • @Casthavian
    @Casthavian 8 років тому +1

    Dig your videos! :D
    You have one of the best story telling voices I've yet heard!

  • @SAMUEL-er7fc
    @SAMUEL-er7fc 8 років тому +73

    9:30 narooooto

  • @swag-machine
    @swag-machine 8 років тому +71

    "I was watching Naruto-"
    that itself if already a horror story

    • @inamra1873
      @inamra1873 5 років тому +1

      @Saint if your a saint dont use the N Word!!!!!

    • @inamra1873
      @inamra1873 5 років тому

      @Saint You did the first word of your sentance.N i double G and A!

    • @inamra1873
      @inamra1873 5 років тому +4

      @Saint your obviously a Mean Person so get lost!

    • @inamra1873
      @inamra1873 5 років тому +2

      @Saint Go ahead,You cant slap someone physically through a screen you can only say it.Sure my parents made me a bit soft but the things i have seen is more than you probaly have.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому

      Swag Machine
      Pleb

  • @mrquin89
    @mrquin89 8 років тому +11

    I've seen a few flashlights back in my day,those were dark days

  • @bryns0818
    @bryns0818 5 років тому +1

    All I can say is, I’m grateful for you, CH & BS for the vids to fall asleep to. I’d not enjoy if I had to fall asleep to Sherlock Holmes audiobook!! Now that’s scary!!

  • @harrisongeorge2632
    @harrisongeorge2632 8 років тому +1

    I would love more fleshgate stories , or anything like them skin walkers or wendigos . Like I said love your vids you can really tell you put very hard work into these and it's very high quality

  • @spaghettioragiettio223
    @spaghettioragiettio223 8 років тому +14

    Id like to see scary UFO stories

  • @ElLucas2601
    @ElLucas2601 5 років тому +6

    “We even hear these distinct *mmmm* sounds”
    😏

  • @harrison.7868
    @harrison.7868 8 років тому +15

    I was cuddling with my dog while listening to this and about four minutes in or so she ran up and to my door and started freaking out, i had headphones on so i could only her barking and crying for me to follow so i went after her.....GOD DAMN SALES MAN AT THE DOOR I DON'T WANT TO BUY A VACUUM

  • @RileyBurgers
    @RileyBurgers 8 років тому +1

    Lazy, i really love your awesome stories! Keep them up!!!!

  • @1997thatperson
    @1997thatperson 8 років тому +2

    The last one sounds like a hidebehind. Old lumberjack folk tale. It sounds exactly like how a hidebehind is described, like a tall gaunt German shepherd on two legs... Creepy

  • @zambonibob2026
    @zambonibob2026 8 років тому +3

    I love how when people find weed in stories they always try to smoke it immediately.

  • @mochamanplays257
    @mochamanplays257 7 років тому +10

    The second one was a Zora from Zelda 1

  • @TheGentileGabe
    @TheGentileGabe 8 років тому +36

    These are the stories I want, not girls writing a novel about a guy staring at the for like 30 seconds.

  • @imapleb4956
    @imapleb4956 4 роки тому +1

    That “hey guys” honestly scared me more than the rest of the video

  • @angelined9814
    @angelined9814 4 роки тому

    Love your channel. Getting tired of these "true" (not) stories but glad I decided to listen tonight.

    • @mr.moonthegoon4178
      @mr.moonthegoon4178 3 роки тому

      It's not like lazy is making things up, if anything its the people who posted the original stores being dishonest

  • @summonedtentacles6778
    @summonedtentacles6778 8 років тому +37

    WHEN I SAW CHESAPEAKE BAY I FLIPPED

    • @erzashado4591
      @erzashado4591 8 років тому +2

      i used to live there too and play with the horseshoe crabs haha

    • @summonedtentacles6778
      @summonedtentacles6778 8 років тому +1

      +Erza Shado I lived there

    • @morgves
      @morgves 8 років тому +11

      thought that said cheesecake

    • @amoni.k6632
      @amoni.k6632 8 років тому

      Same! But I still live there😅

    • @luke2660
      @luke2660 8 років тому +1

      I still live here...

  • @TrillSaiyan
    @TrillSaiyan 8 років тому +14

    A family that watches Naruto til 2 in the morning is my kind of family.

  • @UwU-bk5yl
    @UwU-bk5yl 4 роки тому +3

    "It kept making this 'hmm' sounds"
    *Minecraft Villager-*

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 3 роки тому +1

    My eyes read faster than my brain sometimes - I swear I read Chesapeake Bay as Cheapskate Bay and started laughing! 😂😂😂

  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 8 років тому

    Lazy you're the best! Keep it coming!

  • @sensiblecryptid4406
    @sensiblecryptid4406 5 років тому +9

    You know what they say, it's not the dark you should be afraid of,
    *it's what's in it*

  • @adlerbunnuggr8843
    @adlerbunnuggr8843 5 років тому +9

    “I saw the most scary thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life....it was a person”

  • @TrayMelendez55
    @TrayMelendez55 8 років тому +33

    Lazy why did you say security twice in the second story?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +29

      "Securite", it's like a distress call made by sailors I believe.

    • @luke2660
      @luke2660 8 років тому +4

      +Lazy Masquerade It is, I live near the Chesapeake and we use the term when we're in some bad shit

    • @DanceOfTheDemon
      @DanceOfTheDemon 8 років тому +4

      I thought I was just going insane

    • @ronj7677
      @ronj7677 8 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade seemed like an editing thing. It happens from time to time.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 8 років тому

      +Plague Doctor be careful their if you see a reptile mutant be strict in waters their

  • @johnwetta9385
    @johnwetta9385 3 роки тому

    Keep up the great work!

  • @thefallenraven746
    @thefallenraven746 4 роки тому

    i EXTREMELY appreciate that you dont put in random noises and sudden images

  • @littlesnuggle529
    @littlesnuggle529 7 років тому +4

    When it said Chesapeake Bay I thought it said Cheesecake Bay and I got so excited

  • @dukker690
    @dukker690 8 років тому +3

    i have a true story that terrified me. It happend like half a year ago.
    One night realy late i went to bed and my parents told me to leave my phone downstairs like i always have to, so i did.
    so after that i went to sleep, and i am not a very heavy sleeper.
    after i think 3 hours i heard a walking noise close to my room so i woke up Without making a sound.
    and than randomly my door was thrown open, i know there was used force because i heard it bounce off the Stuff behind it.
    ofcourse i nearly got a heart attack i was still acting like i was sleeping.
    and after that my door closed and later i Fell asleep,
    The next morning i asked my parents if they checked on me last night and they Said they didnt...
    and my parents normaly dont check on me....

  • @hulkmeister23
    @hulkmeister23 7 років тому +3

    You live in a Haunted House, yet decide that the scariest experience you had was being chased out of a cemetery by some unidentified animal?

  • @agutz1765
    @agutz1765 2 роки тому +1

    I've never tried to pull a Karen but ....
    Bring back humanoid encounters!

  • @j.v.1166
    @j.v.1166 8 років тому

    love the skin walker and fleshgate videos..cool stuff.