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  • @TheDementedMetal
    @TheDementedMetal 27 днів тому +104

    “If it blows up the U.S. your gay….I just saved us” 😂😂😂😂 8:15

    • @ryborg089
      @ryborg089 23 дні тому

      what if they are gay?!?!?! WE ARE DOOMED

    • @classicalhollywood3254
      @classicalhollywood3254 23 дні тому

      @@ryborg089They are gay.
      They drink vodka and but$ pound each other.

  • @jakebarrett8161
    @jakebarrett8161 27 днів тому +100

    "what happened to satan one?"
    It got intercepted by the aegis

  • @classtilton871
    @classtilton871 27 днів тому +143

    "After that missile, if i was there im making out alive" 😂😂😂 always that one guy haha

    • @xJ0LLYR0GERx
      @xJ0LLYR0GERx 27 днів тому +5

      Not even a missel its a literal Bomba with a guidance attachement. Even more metal.

    • @classtilton871
      @classtilton871 27 днів тому +2

      @@xJ0LLYR0GERx oh well then hell yeah id make it out 🤣

    • @classicalhollywood3254
      @classicalhollywood3254 23 дні тому

      The U.S. can launch nukes faster than russia.
      Russia has to get permission from every general something like that.
      America only needs the president
      Which I doubt Joe Biden is that dumb to not send a nuke and we have nukes everywhere around the world.
      Russian has them basically no where.

  • @Commando_raptor
    @Commando_raptor 27 днів тому +75

    America: so what you are saying is that we need a nuclear shotgun? Noted.

    • @dylanowens70
      @dylanowens70 27 днів тому +5

      That's what MIRV is for which we have. Each warhead can be independently guided

  • @Doc_Roe
    @Doc_Roe 27 днів тому +143

    Nikko over here Swatting himself with Alexa lmao

  • @Whyareyousofoolish
    @Whyareyousofoolish 27 днів тому +59

    9:40 Because it's a war crime Nikko. We can't commit those anymore

    • @boogaloobaloo
      @boogaloobaloo 27 днів тому +7

      Can't have shit!!!

    • @ForgottenRebel77
      @ForgottenRebel77 26 днів тому +10

      im a civilian i can do what i want

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 25 днів тому +6

      Aint a warcrime the first time

    • @GuyWilson706
      @GuyWilson706 25 днів тому +1

      It’s actually really cheap compared to the current missile systems in use. Instead using a vessels power station to power is a problem

    • @elitaskip
      @elitaskip 23 дні тому

      We can,just don’t get caught. 100IQ solution

  • @NateAmado
    @NateAmado 27 днів тому +50

    *Nikko’s Intrusive Thoughts:* “…with kids on it.”
    *Civilian Nikko:* “What??!”

  • @kingrad4493
    @kingrad4493 27 днів тому +23

    "dominic tetto is driving the tank too by the way" got me dead 🤣🤣

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 27 днів тому +47

    Let’s make this a SERIES!

  • @ranndomundead9112
    @ranndomundead9112 27 днів тому +9

    im pretty sure the satan 2 is just a body for 10 smaller nuclear weapons that can target 10 different areas.

  • @Braydenbell9310
    @Braydenbell9310 27 днів тому +17

    9:50 “thhratagy” 😂

  • @Gamingcentral85
    @Gamingcentral85 27 днів тому +14

    The last joke tho😂

  • @yournotsoaveragebaliflipper
    @yournotsoaveragebaliflipper 24 дні тому +2

    bro my alexa asked me if i was sure i wanted to call 911

  • @wolfmcqueen9153
    @wolfmcqueen9153 27 днів тому +8

    DONT TOUCH MY BOATS!

  • @cameroncrosby9975
    @cameroncrosby9975 27 днів тому +3

    Not nikko forgetting that mines are a war crime😂😂😂

  • @danielnichols3382
    @danielnichols3382 27 днів тому +17

    Babe wake up, Niko posted....

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 27 днів тому +15

    Always a good day when Nikko post. 😂
    not a good day for these people though

  • @user-uy4mw4kh9z
    @user-uy4mw4kh9z 27 днів тому +8

    The best F-ing content fr fr

  • @ch1ll13s4
    @ch1ll13s4 27 днів тому +7

    The end bro 😭

  • @GavinEstes16
    @GavinEstes16 27 днів тому +4

    7:34 lmao 🏆 🏆

  • @selwrynn6702
    @selwrynn6702 27 днів тому +3

    As boots on the ground you're gonna be more cost effective.

  • @kimstone8325
    @kimstone8325 27 днів тому +3

    He is going to get swatting

  • @mw3ken69
    @mw3ken69 27 днів тому +2

    10 icbm's inbound?!! Thumbs up!!

  • @ImLemon_
    @ImLemon_ 27 днів тому +1

    Love how it ominously says Underworld right under the capital lol

  • @user-kp8kf4rm2j
    @user-kp8kf4rm2j 26 днів тому +13

    Thanks!

    • @Dereinejunge178
      @Dereinejunge178 25 днів тому +1

      Whatttttt he didnt get pined Tf 😂☠️

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg 26 днів тому

    This was amazing footage Al around!!!

  • @everythingwithnate
    @everythingwithnate 27 днів тому

    Nice video. Love the military videos. Awesome reacting

  • @cosmo-ze5hw
    @cosmo-ze5hw 27 днів тому

    love the vids keep up the good work nikko.

  • @taydertot212
    @taydertot212 27 днів тому

    Niko i love your content and i would enjoy it more if i could have longer videos doesnt have to be 30 minutes but i feel like you on a roll with 1 subject only gets funnier like a fine wine you are 😘😘

  • @chancesorrelle-lm8dk
    @chancesorrelle-lm8dk 27 днів тому

    i love your videos man. as a new enlist i appreciate the posts

  • @jamesgriggs6432
    @jamesgriggs6432 8 днів тому

    This man says back to back world war champs like we need a belt hahaha

  • @ModernCowboy78
    @ModernCowboy78 27 днів тому +2

    Your editor is the best.

    • @ModernCowboy78
      @ModernCowboy78 27 днів тому

      I heard Nikko Ortiz called to the southwest gate last Friday at the Albuquerque airport. Was that you??

  • @exposeplayzYT
    @exposeplayzYT 27 днів тому

    Love the content keep it up

  • @LilyBraszko-xq7jo
    @LilyBraszko-xq7jo 26 днів тому

    Awesome as usual!

  • @henryrobinson671
    @henryrobinson671 27 днів тому

    5 minutes 🔥 your videos are the best 👑

  • @elizabethmckee6050
    @elizabethmckee6050 27 днів тому +1

    At like 5:36 in the video, I like how the missile shoots up stops, makes an auto adjust, and then proceeds to fly away like nothing at God speed

    • @classicalhollywood3254
      @classicalhollywood3254 23 дні тому

      U.S. nukes are better.
      U.s. has nukes across the world.
      In Europe everywhere
      Russia has it basically no where.

  • @Picklez913
    @Picklez913 26 днів тому +1

    “LALALALA. That’s how I walk 😁”

  • @scarolinacole1
    @scarolinacole1 27 днів тому

    Love your videos

  • @wyattfairley8185
    @wyattfairley8185 27 днів тому

    "Cause those are marines brother" gets me every time

  • @mariabaynes6718
    @mariabaynes6718 27 днів тому

    its so good when you see it as soon as he posts

  • @hardworkerforlife4081
    @hardworkerforlife4081 27 днів тому +1

    If I heard about nukes coming to America from anybody I'm not going to work the next day.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 26 днів тому +1

      no one would be, they arrive about 28 minutes after launch

  • @emiiisthegoat
    @emiiisthegoat 27 днів тому

    I love this man

  • @LisaEtter
    @LisaEtter 24 дні тому

    Nico does 80s cold war stress for about a minute.

  • @uraanuusss
    @uraanuusss 27 днів тому

    WAKE UP NIKKO POSTED!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @ColtonHays-tu9zq
    @ColtonHays-tu9zq 27 днів тому

    Thank you Nikko yo make my days better I just lost my dog. Keep it up.

  • @davidpadilla6566
    @davidpadilla6566 27 днів тому

    Let’s gooo Nikko posted

  • @bassamilsim
    @bassamilsim 27 днів тому +1

    I love you Nikko

  • @josejaramillo2706
    @josejaramillo2706 23 дні тому

    “Back to back world war champs!” 😆😂

  • @c1arkyO
    @c1arkyO 27 днів тому

    That guy in the tank definitely got whiplash

  • @MattHuey
    @MattHuey 27 днів тому +1

    LOVE TOO SEE THESE VIDEOS NIKKO!! Love you bro! Straight Homo!!💯🙌😂😂 But foreal keep pumping them out plz

  • @LilCrossLuka
    @LilCrossLuka 23 дні тому

    Last time I'm casting you on the tv while I'm cleaning.
    All I hear "Do you want to call an emergency contact?" I was like "Fuck, no, Nikko goddammit, Alexa stop" as I scramble to pause the video and get my headphones instead.

  • @hithere9667
    @hithere9667 25 днів тому

    Im at 1833 amphibious combat vehicle operator, the AAVs got discontinued some years ago and now we have acvs and they have wheels rather than tracks.

  • @MatWOlf-ku8mw
    @MatWOlf-ku8mw 27 днів тому

    Great video

  • @kimplpnoklahoma9660
    @kimplpnoklahoma9660 18 днів тому

    My son was at the training Army personnel has to do at NTC when they got high winds and their shit kept flying away and their tent was blown away. I told him at least he knew he could do that if he ever needed to. Then his friend used him as distraction during an exercise his friend said he knew they had time but the CO had already been asking where he was and thankfully my kid told him he was doing something important.

  • @DevilGrindsforValhallan
    @DevilGrindsforValhallan 27 днів тому

    W NIKKO VIDDDD!!!

  • @c1arkyO
    @c1arkyO 27 днів тому +1

    I’m so glad my Alexa wasn’t plugged up because it was right there next to my phone 😂😂😂😂

  • @terristarnes7742
    @terristarnes7742 27 днів тому

    Hello Nikko, Great To See You. You're The Best👍

  • @Dakoda-wt8jo
    @Dakoda-wt8jo 27 днів тому

    I promise the last thing I'm doing is watching your vids you literally funny asf

  • @wascrowned
    @wascrowned 26 днів тому

    This is the best UA-cam channel to watch when high.

  • @effu9375
    @effu9375 27 днів тому +1

    @0:33 I've seen that vessel at JB Little Creek. I wonder if those training missions involve vessels from the dead fleet.

  • @gooseiscool93
    @gooseiscool93 27 днів тому

    I love niko

  • @jacobkrout1627
    @jacobkrout1627 27 днів тому +1

    9:12 my intestines after Taco Bell

  • @eduarddvorecky3731
    @eduarddvorecky3731 25 днів тому

    2:16 we have those wire poles over here, and they're made from 15-20mm steel. Sometimes when cars hit them, they wrap around it like wet paper.

  • @albertrodriguez3461
    @albertrodriguez3461 27 днів тому

    What other countries don't know is we have a Nikko to unleash on the world.

  • @LudovicusRex
    @LudovicusRex 26 днів тому

    🗣NUTTT THAT WAYYY!!!

  • @Whizperz666
    @Whizperz666 27 днів тому

    Nikko is 100% over the reactions

  • @officialtrillg713tv9
    @officialtrillg713tv9 27 днів тому

    I love to watch your videos when I'm eating food or my wife's box

  • @Antonov_An-225_Mriya
    @Antonov_An-225_Mriya 27 днів тому

    That lightpost got folded

  • @jalepeno_9970
    @jalepeno_9970 27 днів тому

    The type 1000 which has the railgun it uses so much power to charge

  • @_waffles136
    @_waffles136 27 днів тому

    Lets go nikko

  • @alexm.9943
    @alexm.9943 27 днів тому +1

    yoo im at MEPS enlisting RN, perfect watch while i wait for chow

  • @elizabethstopard
    @elizabethstopard 26 днів тому

    09:52 that does exist and funnily enough its used enough that even army cadets here in the UK use a version

  • @robertruiz98
    @robertruiz98 27 днів тому

    I still remember when a Munitions barge exploded in Raritan Bay

  • @gabebutler168
    @gabebutler168 27 днів тому

    lve u nikko pause also love watching these vids so early cause i can see peopleliking the same shit

  • @JeffDAPG
    @JeffDAPG 4 дні тому

    Well, the Doomsday Clock is still 90 seconds to midnight

  • @joshlahola2076
    @joshlahola2076 25 днів тому

    The missile knows where it is at all times

  • @_Paxton
    @_Paxton 27 днів тому

    Sensibly, grabbing my kit and heading to my parents house.

  • @thechevroletcorvette-li3bx
    @thechevroletcorvette-li3bx 27 днів тому

    Thstrategy had me dying

  • @thatshinyumbreon2842
    @thatshinyumbreon2842 20 днів тому

    Nikko asking about the nautical mile activated my alexa

  • @KorokHaze93
    @KorokHaze93 27 днів тому

    That whole bus smell like poopoo to this day

  • @Bantch
    @Bantch 26 днів тому

    Back to back world war champs was very unexpected

  • @captainiona8632
    @captainiona8632 20 днів тому

    The rail gun would be a good fit for space force.

  • @RealismAndHonor
    @RealismAndHonor 27 днів тому

    OoOoOh i like this new series

  • @FBI.33
    @FBI.33 27 днів тому

    Nikko activated my Alexa twice

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 27 днів тому

    Niko gonna turn into his navy character and he gonna catch that rocket
    With
    Well
    You know he be twerking

  • @Shredder99998
    @Shredder99998 27 днів тому

    Yay. A new vid

  • @smallhat1
    @smallhat1 27 днів тому

    I love how he post everyday but the German Shepard is the goats and better

  • @Tobstern97
    @Tobstern97 26 днів тому

    I am Norwegian Niko and i love Your videos

  • @Endymion.
    @Endymion. 22 дні тому

    Can you imagine our va looking at the gunner in the tank… mmmm not service connected! Lol

  • @Codbeast101
    @Codbeast101 26 днів тому

    I figured it was a training exercise for the first one anyways, those boats have the same design style as each other so they looked to be made by the same government.

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 25 днів тому

    The mexican Mi-8 fell after several spins that triggered a Vortex Ring State effect. There must have been a problem with the rudders and the pilot wasn't able to save it. He was however very good to keep the heli straight after bumping into the bus, a single tilt would have sliced it in half.

  • @BradGamingOfficial
    @BradGamingOfficial 26 днів тому

    Dude my Alexa was right beside me when you said “Alexa call 911” I said NO CANCEL CANCEL

  • @ModernCowboy78
    @ModernCowboy78 27 днів тому

    I want a parade NIKKO

  • @MelordJenkins
    @MelordJenkins 26 днів тому

    You literally made my Alexa answer that question🤣🤣

  • @cybertime6429
    @cybertime6429 26 днів тому

    They left the one rail gun out at the test range it still there

  • @gabby15107
    @gabby15107 26 днів тому

    "Duel use civilian craft" ...wait, there's a word for that..

  • @Lieutenant1945
    @Lieutenant1945 27 днів тому

    Yes

  • @combatwomble5584
    @combatwomble5584 27 днів тому

    Railguns are bad ass. imagine your ship carrying NO explosive ordinance but still being able to deliver tomahawk like strikes out to 1000km.......with a gun

  • @leojaysoniii-up7qx
    @leojaysoniii-up7qx 25 днів тому

    I’m in ait right now to be a four wheeled mechanic and I’m National guard all I have heard is how much I will deploy and it’s only made me more excited

  • @TheKingsapostle
    @TheKingsapostle 27 днів тому +1

    Battleship in real life.