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  • @ruinfox4108
    @ruinfox4108 Рік тому +309

    Jesus christ when that girl in the last clip was pulling the string caught on her tooth i cringed hard expecting her to rip that sucker out.

    • @amyadams7728
      @amyadams7728 Рік тому +11

      Same!

    • @angelalane1307
      @angelalane1307 Рік тому +46

      I fully expected it to come flying out of her head!! 😵‍💫 Like, girl!! STOP IT!!! Pull on one side at a time!!! PULL IT THROUGH!!! 😵‍💫😢

    • @robinfrost5561
      @robinfrost5561 Рік тому +28

      I think she either loosened up that tooth or she plucked it off. She was horrified at the end when she pulled one last time b4 the video cut off

    • @thegreatescape07
      @thegreatescape07 Рік тому +2

      SAME

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu Рік тому +6

      Safest way is to grab both ends and pull it upwards, I think 😂

  • @jeffsummstl
    @jeffsummstl Рік тому +562

    Usually I laugh at these, but that bee sting one was downright scary!

    • @arniedee7251
      @arniedee7251 Рік тому +8

      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @franck3279
      @franck3279 Рік тому +63

      Little advice: when a bee bumps into you, it’s her way to politely ask you to move away from her hive.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому +20

      And it went on for *so long*

    • @0xDEAD-C0DE
      @0xDEAD-C0DE Рік тому +51

      Don't do that, don't do that? What are you supposed to do? Lay flat on the floor?

    • @firebert123
      @firebert123 Рік тому +67

      @@0xDEAD-C0DE i may be thinking of wasps, but i think when bees die/are crushed it relseases an agression hormone for other bees to swarm the area and start stinging indescriminately

  • @deBruynJC
    @deBruynJC Рік тому +176

    The floss, are you kidding me! Don’t pull both ends 🤔

    • @michaelmorales6226
      @michaelmorales6226 Рік тому +21

      I hate anything that involves teeth 😱 I was cringing so hard saying "pull one side only or pull it out from behind".. but she kept yanking at it like it's somehow cemented in her skull... some people man, I swear 😭

    • @ERMVET1986
      @ERMVET1986 Рік тому +2

      i would have tried soap or oil or anything that helps slide... just a drop of it, not even much needed

    • @mafiaseargent
      @mafiaseargent Рік тому +14

      And she was twisting it around as if that would help. Like, how do these people exist?

    • @Mio248
      @Mio248 Рік тому +8

      @@sten6043 yeah, but you can floss that ball out. 🤷‍♂️

    • @flyingmachine7206
      @flyingmachine7206 Рік тому +5

      Come on now. You grab the scissors, cut one end short, and pull long end. Pull like the girl was doing, and you could break a tooth!

  • @jeremiahsmith2037
    @jeremiahsmith2037 Рік тому +615

    Dude on the ladder is lucky if he didn’t break at least 1 bone.

    • @FrankDBoyce
      @FrankDBoyce Рік тому +48

      Ummm, pretty sure he did(ribs + acl/mcl)

    • @robinshane4661
      @robinshane4661 Рік тому +23

      Looks like the hip might have been out a little. But I agree.

    • @SilverJackLeg
      @SilverJackLeg Рік тому +30

      "No one was hurt"

    • @jebjed3998
      @jebjed3998 Рік тому +19

      he shattered his hip in 18 places

    • @Cerberus0076
      @Cerberus0076 Рік тому +18

      Glad he didnt break his friggin Neck man..

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y Рік тому +393

    “Don’t do that, don’t do that!”
    Proceeds to sit in a swarm of bees and then end up doing “that” anyway. 😂

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Рік тому +36

      I was wondering what they were "supposed" to do not to get stung. They were clearly near a nest and they were clearly swarming

    • @4m0nym
      @4m0nym Рік тому +57

      @@ericwilliams1659 Staying calm. It wouldn't guarantee that they wouldn't be swarmed but what is definitely guaranteed is that it happens when you swat them away from you.
      Best chances in that situation is to stay calm and calmly distancing yourself from the nest.

    • @vladimirlenin3942
      @vladimirlenin3942 Рік тому +58

      @@4m0nym Couldn't tell whether or not they were in fact bees. If they were, staying calm would be the best situation. Bees are super chill and would avoid confrontation if they could. Wasps on the other hand are HUGE ASSHOLES and don't give a damn what size you are or even if you're a real threat to them or not.

    • @4m0nym
      @4m0nym Рік тому +15

      @@vladimirlenin3942 That's true. I can't tell for sure either.
      Still the best bet would be to stay calm and distancing yourself, since swatting at them will 100% guarantee them to wanna mess you up.

    • @alpha068
      @alpha068 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ericwilliams1659 should've tried lying down on the ground.

  • @grovermatic
    @grovermatic Рік тому +336

    Wow... being attacked by bees and drowning in a flood. This one went from funny to nightmare fuel REAL quick.

    • @ecksray48
      @ecksray48 Рік тому +31

      Yeah I was about to say the same thing. Plus the mud truck flipping over - people could have seriously died in these. Not your typical light-hearted fails

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Рік тому +20

      @@ecksray48 The people tipping the truck over had it coming. They were acting like morons. The people drowning in the flood and getting attacked by bees were just very unlucky.

    • @mach55r
      @mach55r Рік тому +4

      ​@@malloryg4251 they're morons because they flipped their truck mudding while at a mudding event?

    • @cainealexander-mccord2805
      @cainealexander-mccord2805 Рік тому +9

      That B who made like she was gonna smack that toddler should have that kid taken away from her. If you can't handle a toddler, you don't get to be a parent.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Рік тому +8

      ​@@mach55r Yes. "Mudding" is a choice. Being swarmed or swept away in a flood are not.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +57

    5:18 "Don't do that! Don't do that!"
    He should have done that...

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +4

      Our profile photos are probably cousins! 😂

    • @kratz9
      @kratz9 Рік тому +11

      Swatting at them is bad because when you crush one, it gives off an attack pharamone. Depends on the location, but if those were africanized honeybees, running is the only option. Usually they will give up on you after half a mile.

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 Рік тому +2

      ​@@kratz9 don't they give a pheromone when they sting too? Getting the flock out of there is the best option.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +1

      @@LHyoutube 😁👍

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +1

      @@Markus_Andrew - Especially when our top-level comments are directly next to each other! 😀

  • @pjotrtje0NL
    @pjotrtje0NL Рік тому +23

    4:59 a few minutes later, the first UFO reports came in at the local news center

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +2

      Yeah I thought the same!

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 Рік тому +2

      👽👽🛸🛸lolz
      Watching it rise into the night like that made me think of the movie ET 😊

    • @LouisianaJesse
      @LouisianaJesse 11 місяців тому

      What was that thing?

  • @lscales6131
    @lscales6131 Рік тому +104

    I’ve had floss stuck over my tooth before. So bad it started to bleed. I went over a friends of mine who’s dads a dentist. He laughed pulled one of the strings out easily and told me “don’t pull both just pull one side. You’re creating tension against yourself when you do both.” I felt like an idiot (rightfully so)

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Рік тому +2

      What was the bill?

    • @lscales6131
      @lscales6131 Рік тому +10

      @@cvn6555 haha no charge. He told me making me feel dumb was payment enough.

    • @trotesdochupim
      @trotesdochupim 9 місяців тому +1

      @@lscales6131 Pulling one side or pulling both at the same time... either way feels distressing

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +75

    0:48 - Motorbike damage was shocking, but are we all going to ignore the guy in the naked woman suit with the drooping boobs and massive bush?! 😂

    • @patmygroin
      @patmygroin Рік тому +17

      Holy shyte! I didn’t see that 🤣😂 that’s funkin great!!!

    • @huverdoose
      @huverdoose Рік тому +9

      I was trying to.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +5

      Thanks. I missed that.

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu Рік тому +6

      Oh, we're all going back now, aren't we? 😂

    • @spaceghost27
      @spaceghost27 Рік тому +1

      i saw this out the corner of my eye and immediately had to take a closer look to see what i had imagined i saw

  • @amina_prosper
    @amina_prosper Рік тому +15

    0:47 I almost didn’t see the guy wearing a naked grandma costume on the left 😂

  • @S1NKYs
    @S1NKYs Рік тому +4

    “Fire extinguisher… to the face” 😂 that woman is a natural comedienne

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN Рік тому +33

    flying through the woods on a motorcycle is just crazy man...

  • @augustuswayne9676
    @augustuswayne9676 Рік тому +8

    If you are being attacked by bees run . Do not stay in place like that young man . THEY WILL NOT STOP STINGING YOU .

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +2

      Absolutely!! Your best defense is to run!!

  • @hardluckclub7271
    @hardluckclub7271 Рік тому +205

    i’m 100% certain, we as a species weren’t meant to have stairs in front of our dwellings😂😂😂

    • @Abdulserwat666
      @Abdulserwat666 Рік тому +13

      *you as americans

    • @shiningdiscretion3435
      @shiningdiscretion3435 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Abdulserwat666 🤡🤡🤡

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому +2

      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR UA-cam STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @XDGAMING-nn4gm
      @XDGAMING-nn4gm Рік тому +2

      Too true

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Рік тому +3

      ​@Abdulserwat666 Don't give me that, you or someone you know has fallen or tripped down the stairs outside your door! 🙄 Saying otherwise is just a damn lie.

  • @rocketPower047
    @rocketPower047 Рік тому +18

    Sure didn't think to pull in only ONE SIDE OF THE STRING!!!

  • @edgeninja
    @edgeninja Рік тому +10

    "Don't do that! Don't do that!"
    *Does that

    • @MoonV29
      @MoonV29 Рік тому

      Yeah, I saw the whole video, he was so arrogant.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +2

      ​@@MoonV29 - He wasn't arrogant. He knew what to do and what not to do. He stayed calm and held out MUCH longer than the others. And he wasn't saying don't react when stung, he was saying don't swipe at the bees when they are simply flying nearby or landing on you, because they won't usually sting in those situations unless they are agitated. Which is exactly what the people swiping at them caused to happen. For a regular person (and a non-beekeeper) he managed to cover his face and stay pretty damn calm in a swarm of bees considering the situation, and only reacted and swiped once one actually stung him, or at least crawled into his ear and panicked him too much to stay calm.

  • @dprofessorco8487
    @dprofessorco8487 Рік тому +8

    6:57 "it's not funny!" Then a moose proceeds to do one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville Рік тому +28

    Great video on how to get stung by a swarm of bees. You notice the bees bumping into him? That's a warning sign, if you see them doing that you need to get moving ASAP.

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely!! Those bumps are from the first responders.
      The best defense is to *run.* Like heck! RUN!!

    • @flyingmachine7206
      @flyingmachine7206 Рік тому +2

      RIGHT! Only Africanized Killer Bees would pursue more than a few hundred feet.

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 10 місяців тому +14

    I can't beelieve how long it took for that guy to run from the bees.
    I think he was trying the 'play dead' strategy but that doesn't work with bees LMAO

  • @colomboharrison
    @colomboharrison Рік тому +11

    1:52 I hope the gentleman who got scared didn't have a heart attack

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +2

      Why do you care? You don't know him

    • @mrsnowboardcrazy
      @mrsnowboardcrazy Рік тому +7

      @@vomm empathy.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +7

      @@vomm - Wow, you're so edgy kid! 😂

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +2

      FYI it's extremely unlikely that anyone will have a heart attack solely due to being startled or scared.

    • @tjackson76c
      @tjackson76c Рік тому +1

      "Hey dude, sorry you're dying, mind if I upload the video? It's so funny."

  • @atodaso1668
    @atodaso1668 Рік тому +12

    I love how the guy with the bee's was like no dont do that, and as as soon as he starts getting stung he does the same thing lol.

  • @aardlord
    @aardlord 10 місяців тому +3

    I dont think it matters if you run or stand your ground with bees. You're just screwed. 😂

  • @IRatchetI
    @IRatchetI Рік тому +36

    Swatting at the bees wasn't terribly smart, but staying there no matter what was even dumber.

    • @gigggla
      @gigggla 10 місяців тому +1

      Not really, he did the right thing the dumb skank did the wrong thing, had she stod still like he said in the start nothing would happend, at worst a sting, instead she did the oposite yelled and flailed at them aggitated them and put everyone else around her at danger, only dumb thing he did was not fuking punshing her so she would fall down and then runn off after, instead its as it usualy is, dumb women panic and scream and men end up with the shit.

  • @orion7763
    @orion7763 Рік тому +156

    That mom was legit going to hit the kid and then was like "oh wait, I'm on camera"

    • @CM-nr9vb
      @CM-nr9vb Рік тому +22

      That pissed me off, disgusting abuser.

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 Рік тому +66

      @@CM-nr9vb I agree, that kid is a monster slapping his mum like that.

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 Рік тому +20

      Or "I'm in public I can't do that" 😕

    • @JeanRoi
      @JeanRoi Рік тому +30

      Oh I would have hit him back that's for sure. Learn quick not to do it again.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Рік тому +40

      She freaking should have. He'll keep doing it until she does.

  • @deversftw1160
    @deversftw1160 Рік тому +93

    3:20 she definitely hits him when no one is around to see

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 Рік тому +19

      Yeah I wondered about that. :/

    • @Kat-tr2ig
      @Kat-tr2ig Рік тому +34

      The kid learned it from her. You can see by the psycho look on her face that she definitely wanted to hurt him but stopped when she saw she was being recorded

    • @e-mail881
      @e-mail881 Рік тому +12

      And she definitely looks the part, too!

    • @e-mail881
      @e-mail881 Рік тому

      @@svenboucher English, please!

    • @svenboucher
      @svenboucher Рік тому +5

      @@e-mail881 ?

  • @shxdow9807
    @shxdow9807 Рік тому +12

    1:22 I watched this video like 10 times and still can’t figure out wtf he hit 😭

    • @Argenis_
      @Argenis_ 11 місяців тому

      Did he not snap his neck or something?

    • @eliassideways2032
      @eliassideways2032 11 місяців тому +3

      I need answers.

    • @shxdow9807
      @shxdow9807 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Argenis_ your guess is just as good as mine 😩😤

    • @shxdow9807
      @shxdow9807 11 місяців тому

      @@eliassideways2032 same but I think the fbi is watching us now for questioning 👁️

    • @DavidEvans-up5by
      @DavidEvans-up5by 11 місяців тому

      He kicks his heels together as he jumps and lands on his face/head

  • @lacika_dnb
    @lacika_dnb Рік тому +13

    1:46 he tried to wash electric batteries?

    • @firebert123
      @firebert123 Рік тому +1

      previous golf cart owner here. They get really crusty with chemicals from the betteries. you refil them with distiled water periodically, and clean the terminals as the gunk accumulates on them. looks like he was just spraying them down and shorted something instead of cleaning them with an acid neutrilizer.

  • @t-bonejones3576
    @t-bonejones3576 Рік тому +6

    I am a beekeeper. I have a shirt that says:
    "I am a beekeeper. If you see me running, try to keep up!"
    There is a time to be still, and then there is time to bail !
    Once they start attacking, they will not stop for any reason except your eviction or death.
    Too many stings will make you die even wiith no allergies

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +1

      The Africanized bees will try to keep up you. 😂😂

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja1234 Рік тому +31

    Ladder guy looks like he broke his arm. Ouch!😮

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +14

      More like leg to me...look how its stuck in ladder whel falling down..Auch!

    • @SweetTreat-wl2yl
      @SweetTreat-wl2yl Рік тому +7

      I thought so... at 1:00, the left wrist, immediately followed at 1:01 by his left tibia... thought I could see the snap in his leg as the ladder landed. All for want of a proper tool for the job, or at least believing the sign on _all_ step-ladders saying "Do Not Stand on Top Step."

  • @jbzhummerh2gamer
    @jbzhummerh2gamer Рік тому +15

    What have we learned today?: Never fly a drone over a body of water.

    • @surrealcereal603
      @surrealcereal603 Рік тому +2

      Agreed. I was just now wondering how many drones will be found in our rivers and lakes by future archaeologists.

  • @steventaylor2484
    @steventaylor2484 Рік тому +7

    Sometimes when you've had a crappy week you just want to watch other people fail.

    • @tkenglander6226
      @tkenglander6226 Рік тому

      And is that such a bad thing?? I think not!!! ;-)

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому +1

      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR UA-cam STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 Рік тому +1

      Hope you have a better week this week Steven 🤝

  • @amazing-record
    @amazing-record Рік тому +133

    Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

    • @arniedee7251
      @arniedee7251 Рік тому +4

      Like 0:57

    • @condorsouthernlands4730
      @condorsouthernlands4730 Рік тому +6

      Stay alive, my friends.😅

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Рік тому +2

      I think that was the premise of 1000 Ways To Die, it was meant to be seen as an "anti how-to". You can be stupid and end up on the show, or you can be sensible and just _watch_ it.

    • @shaunssj429
      @shaunssj429 8 місяців тому

      Some of them arent idiot fails

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 7 місяців тому +1

      A number of times in my life I was about to do something (often on a ladder) and thought, "hmm, I think I saw a fail video with this exact scenario. Lets not do that." Many lives saved.

  • @Blueknight1960
    @Blueknight1960 9 місяців тому

    Just remember, stupid will always prevail no matter who you are.

  • @Qoushik
    @Qoushik Рік тому +20

    I miss the good ol days where no one used to get harmed

    • @Lindrios
      @Lindrios Рік тому

      till FailArmy got the absolute living shit sued out of them by families of people who were indeed "harmed".

    • @officer_electro2021
      @officer_electro2021 Рік тому

      Softy

    • @jaredporikos2197
      @jaredporikos2197 Рік тому

      @@officer_electro2021 so ? SMH

  • @evilgenius3646
    @evilgenius3646 Рік тому +5

    The bee clip is wild. I'm pretty sure if you get stung once, it's time to run because that signals the others to sting you as well.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 Рік тому

      That guy slipping made me laugh though

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому

      Run like heck!!

    • @MichaelClark-uw7ex
      @MichaelClark-uw7ex Рік тому

      Yep and the pheromones smell like bananas.
      If you are around bees and smell bananas.... RUN.
      That's also why you never eat bananas around bees.

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 Рік тому +4

    2:12 if that camera wasn't there no one would believe her

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 Рік тому +2

    5:33 look the bees are swarming all over this guy

  • @DenisLoubet
    @DenisLoubet Рік тому +15

    I cannot figure out what happened to backflip guy. It looks and sounds like he hit his head on something halfway through the flip, but there's nothing.

    • @Thegooblygoo
      @Thegooblygoo Рік тому +5

      It was his spine popping, I thought it was in his upper shoulders but the way he grabbed his neck makes me think he snapped something in it.

    • @DenisLoubet
      @DenisLoubet Рік тому +3

      @@Thegooblygoo Damn! It just spontaneously popped because of his sudden energetic extension? Yeah, that makes the most sense. Ouch!

    • @mike.videos
      @mike.videos 7 місяців тому

      I think his feet hit something off camera on the right

  • @a1white
    @a1white Рік тому +8

    Telling someone to stay away from an arcing power line is not a fail

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +13

    1:21 - I can't work it out, what was making the sound of impact while he was in the middle of the flip?

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +10

      Maybe he dislocated a bone in his neck, sounded like this

    • @SpaceSmurf3000
      @SpaceSmurf3000 Рік тому +5

      I thought he punched himself in the face

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 Рік тому +3

      I played it in slow-mo. I thought the noise may have come from kicking something early in the flip but then he landed on the side of his head.

    • @graemejackson5979
      @graemejackson5979 Рік тому +8

      I slowed it down and it looks like his foot gets caught on something out of frame and caused his rotation to stop. He then smacks his head on the floor.

    • @Thegooblygoo
      @Thegooblygoo Рік тому +2

      His neck popped when he threw his head back, that's why he grabs at it on the ground, and seems to be holding his head to take the weight off it.

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork 7 місяців тому

    The jokes in this video hit harder than my morning alarm. 😆

  • @leealan4312
    @leealan4312 Рік тому +14

    I love that Bee Expert telling everyone else “don’t to do that” as others run off. He stays with the swarm and gets the stupid stung out of himself.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Рік тому +4

      He was right, the problem is the girl who panicked and started swatting them. That agitated the bees near her into attacking, which in turn riled up all the other bees in the area. If she'd listened to him, they'd have all been fine.
      Source: My family raises bees.

    • @kurrie3280
      @kurrie3280 9 місяців тому

      @@adamb89 I worked for a commercial beekeeper for 4 years and your family information is not correct. If it is during a honey flow then they will probably not sting because they are intent on getting nectar but at other times just standing still will almost guarantee you will get stung unless you are wearing a veil and other appropriate clothing.

  • @francoisdumont8291
    @francoisdumont8291 Рік тому +50

    I can't stop laughing at 2:12 , everything is so perfect.

    • @konradhoffmann9556
      @konradhoffmann9556 Рік тому +19

      I love her response, "Okay." 😂 Like, if that's what you need to do, little soda bottle, you go right ahead.

    • @TheOnlyKontrol
      @TheOnlyKontrol Рік тому +2

      @@konradhoffmann9556 As long as it isn't in the car lol

    • @J4CK50N.
      @J4CK50N. Рік тому +2

      The whistle, then the chaos.

    • @jaidengabriella3801
      @jaidengabriella3801 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@konradhoffmann9556 Yeah as if it was making me laugh so hard and it killed me a little! 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crabbieappleton
    @crabbieappleton 11 місяців тому +3

    The bee one was scary but also funny: She (wisely) starts running. "Don't do that!!" says the wise young lad who cleary knows that standing still and getting stung is far, far better than getting away from the stinging insects.

    • @jimvick8397
      @jimvick8397 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, the bee whisperer was really something... I stepped on an underground hive while picking mushrooms once. Whenever in the deep woods I would listen for hives, the problem was, my foot was covering the entrance, I started hearing them looked around didn't see any hive, but when I moved that foot I knew right where they were. Had to run about 150 yards and suffered 13 stings in the process. Fortunately I was wearing heavy Cordura gators, or it would have been 30+ strings. Lesson of the story, stay on the trail and screw picking the chanterelle mushrooms...

  • @NevTheDeranged
    @NevTheDeranged 7 місяців тому +1

    I really sympathize with the poor guy with the bees- as a beekeeper, I once got stung 27 times. It was truly awful. I hope he got out ok.

  • @Mehboob_Chhipa
    @Mehboob_Chhipa 7 місяців тому

    Sometimes, failures lead to the most entertaining moments. Kudos for showcasing that in such a fun way!

  • @imnotbeluga007
    @imnotbeluga007 Рік тому +22

    1 minute gang where are you?

  • @georgespalding7640
    @georgespalding7640 Рік тому +21

    At 5:18 that was an enormous swarm of wasps attacking those people. That was a seriously life-threatening situation, not funny.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +3

      The funny part was the expert telling everyone to not swat them or run away , then the expert swats them and runs for his life.

    • @TROOPERfarcry
      @TROOPERfarcry Рік тому

      Yes. This is not an inconvenience, it's a genuine threat.

    • @scunts
      @scunts Рік тому

      It's failarmy not funnyarmy. I do see your point though and this particular episode is people getting proper fucked up.

  • @cbbees1468
    @cbbees1468 Рік тому +4

    5:18 I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

  • @Machtyn
    @Machtyn Рік тому

    2:56 "Hold my beer" takes a new meaning here.

  • @cainealexander-mccord2805
    @cainealexander-mccord2805 Рік тому +9

    Man, do I love me some Fail Army. Always delivers.

  • @laspoeygo
    @laspoeygo Рік тому +32

    That mom that was about to hit her child is quite sad actually. Bet she does not stop like this at home when no one sees

    • @JeDindk
      @JeDindk Рік тому +3

      Definitely agree! 😕

    • @michaelbaker5501
      @michaelbaker5501 Рік тому +10

      You have to punish bad behavior. And she doesn’t hit him; Otherwise he wouldn’t hit her because he’d know he get slapped right back

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 Рік тому +15

      ​​@@michaelbaker5501 Look at her face. That's not parental discipline. That's rage barely controlling itself, because she's in public. At least that's what I see.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +4

      @@the.seagull.35 And watch again at 3:20 - she doesn't just prepare her hand to slap the child, she then clenches her fist, too.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому

      @@TonyEnglandUK @Danny Dolan Look at you two mumsies clucking away from your nests!

  • @GameOnAileen
    @GameOnAileen Рік тому +5

    Bee safety 101 - Don't swat, just run and keep running!

    • @_Paxton
      @_Paxton Рік тому

      Bees release an odor when they sting called an alarm pheromone. I'm no expert, but I feel like if one bee stings you then you're now a target for the entire hive. Not worth the risk when you can easily tell the bees are pissed to begin with, IMO.

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому

      @@_Paxton Your best defense is…running. 😜

  • @OpenCourse556
    @OpenCourse556 Рік тому

    The lightning strike was a win! Getting that on camera was great!

  • @brantchung8522
    @brantchung8522 8 місяців тому

    2:23 - I'm beginning to think that playing golf inside the house isn't the finest idea in Fails of the week.

  • @LoneSwan1986
    @LoneSwan1986 Рік тому +7

    I think the turtle was more hungry than thirsty!
    And maybe it was snapping turtle 🐢

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 Рік тому +1

      It wasn't hungry, just territorial. It didn't want anything from the girl.

    • @LoneSwan1986
      @LoneSwan1986 11 місяців тому

      @@dragoncubes1074 Maybe you were standing next to that girl!

  • @gustavocalderon544
    @gustavocalderon544 Рік тому +3

    2:39 HOLY SHI-
    You saw the spider that dude was HUUUUGE!!

  • @azumangaX
    @azumangaX Рік тому +1

    This is the darkest edition of FailArmy I've ever seen.

  • @Aint1S
    @Aint1S Рік тому +12

    Dufus trying to show his impressive bee skills as he begins to become completely covered by angry bees... A lot of unlucky people have died in the fetal position and this guy was assuming that position. Swallow your pride and *live* to encounter a more approachable *hive.*
    Some queens simply want an aggressive hive and this genius learned that the hardest way!

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +1

      Most *bee* hives are very approachable. But…some aren’t.
      When attacked, run!!

  • @KjtheGreatPro
    @KjtheGreatPro Рік тому +8

    1:28 dude popped his neck

    • @Thegooblygoo
      @Thegooblygoo Рік тому +2

      Sounded like his soul getting evicted from his body.

  • @ricksanchez3204
    @ricksanchez3204 Рік тому +2

    Oh my God the noise that snowmobile made!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @boothbytcd6011
    @boothbytcd6011 Рік тому +8

    We live in a world where UA-cam videos need to blur chicken butts to not be demonitized.

    • @sroberts605
      @sroberts605 8 місяців тому +1

      Personally, judging by the blurred size of what was unfolding, I was glad!!

  • @nix4644
    @nix4644 Рік тому +5

    That bee thing happened to me when I was a kid, like 3 or 4. It has messed me up for life (67 years worth so far).

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +2

      I was attacked by wasps when I was five. I got 15 stings or bites. (Someone came over and was smacking the heck out of them.)
      What you survive makes you stronger!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @nix4644
      @nix4644 Рік тому +3

      @@sludge8506 Yep, mine was wasps too, I have no memory of how many stings I received. My mother recounted the story once in a while and said it was "several", so not sure what that meant. The incident did leave me with the super power of being able to hear a bee/wasp buzz from two blocks away, despite not being able to hear the TV in my living room.😉

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому

      @@nix4644 If that guy didn’t come over and help me, I would have more wounds.
      It was scary. 😕😩😨

  • @sarahfields288
    @sarahfields288 Рік тому +3

    Lol that lady walking her Pig reminded me of walking my Pug

  • @nosheenjones9785
    @nosheenjones9785 8 місяців тому

    How do you say OWWW BEFORE you even touch the ground 😂😂😂

  • @Daindrais
    @Daindrais Рік тому +5

    Very last clip with the rolling pig. I'm dying. 😂
    "Whaddya want for your birthday." she asked.
    "Get me a dog" I said.
    "A what?" she asked.

  • @carmichael65
    @carmichael65 Рік тому +4

    Bahahaha! At 1:10, the snowmobile screamed as it fell.

  • @jaymack8182
    @jaymack8182 Рік тому +8

    0:45 Nobody could have predicted that happening!

    • @mike.videos
      @mike.videos 7 місяців тому

      sarcastic much? 😆

  • @hjl8083
    @hjl8083 7 місяців тому

    0:55 😂😂😂When the motorcycle has more horsepower than brain cells

  • @marshallaw1869
    @marshallaw1869 11 місяців тому

    Girl: " i think he's just thirsty"
    Turtle: "Gimme your soul"

  • @tjackson76c
    @tjackson76c Рік тому +13

    The last clip was so not a fail!

  • @Ryekenhoshin23
    @Ryekenhoshin23 Рік тому +3

    7:38 I have not flossed since I was I kid because of something similar. My father yanked it out and it slit my gums open requiring stitches to stop the bleeding. I have past trauma from it and watching this gave me flashbacks!

  • @jahbodub9797
    @jahbodub9797 9 місяців тому

    The "bees" part is a "chef d'oeuvre"

  • @tehteh105
    @tehteh105 7 місяців тому

    Man vs bees 😂😂😂 why didn’t you run with them???

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Рік тому +3

    Having once walked into an angry swarm with someone else, it did help to remain calm while he panicked. Meanwhile, it was darn hard to do.

  • @miguelreyes9495
    @miguelreyes9495 Рік тому

    The pig at the end is living the dream.

  • @damntrain1862
    @damntrain1862 Рік тому +2

    0:09 It's not the fall, it's the laugh 😂🤣

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому

      its like Vinesauce Joel's laugh but female version

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Рік тому +15

    1:53 Is he having a heart attack? The way he clutches at his chest is concerning.

    • @HeyYouSA
      @HeyYouSA Рік тому +3

      My first thought

    • @TheRealSkeletor
      @TheRealSkeletor Рік тому

      Definitely cardiac arrhythmia if not an all-out arrest.

  • @abbeyroadstudios4999
    @abbeyroadstudios4999 Рік тому

    I love it when in these clips the guy who has the mishap, and the friends piss themselves laughing

  • @littlecasper13
    @littlecasper13 11 місяців тому

    The poor dog tho with the zoomied 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @charlesbertrand7944
    @charlesbertrand7944 Рік тому +3

    the guy doing a backflip hit an invisible wall or something?

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +1

      I was wondering that too. Best guess is he dislocated a bone or something during the flip.

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 Рік тому +2

      I thought he kicked something early in the flip then he landed on the side of his head

  • @sirenknight8007
    @sirenknight8007 Рік тому +4

    This episode should have been scariest or most painful fails! Even the funny ones could have been severely painful!

  • @user-yq6ix3uf2z
    @user-yq6ix3uf2z 5 місяців тому

    Proceeds to sit in a swarm of bees and then end up doing “that” anyway. 😂

  • @MattWolfe1019
    @MattWolfe1019 9 місяців тому +2

    5:26 if I were that guy that had bees flying around his head and getting stung I'd probably be dead considering I'm allergic to bee stings.

  • @darkheartrjdyosn6345
    @darkheartrjdyosn6345 Рік тому +4

    largest fail in opening clip was actually her creepy laugh. It made guy who fell look good.

  • @jimmyvgames3414
    @jimmyvgames3414 Рік тому +5

    I really liked all the indoor clips of 'idiots outside'...you had one job Fail Army, real nice

  • @shippsdip
    @shippsdip 6 місяців тому

    The dude yelling at everyone not to run away from bees as he is just sitting there being stung lol... XD

  • @paulc180
    @paulc180 Рік тому +1

    5:12 Who you gonna call, Ghostbusters 👻👻👻👻👻👻

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +14

    Those bees had to suck. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @Stemenik
    @Stemenik Рік тому +5

    Well the last girl really is cute - apart from that, what about sliding off the floss instead of pulling it down...?

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +2

      Yeah she was pretty damn fine! And it's NEVER smart to yank at stuck dental floss like that, you risk damaging or even pulling out a tooth! She should have calmed the hell down and looked more carefully for something to pick it out with, or if not called a dentist for some advice.

  • @jaydeebow6431
    @jaydeebow6431 6 місяців тому +1

    5:30 I guess he thought the ole not get attacked by a bear routine would work for hornets..😂

  • @velvetram2975
    @velvetram2975 Рік тому +2

    Love how they don't have the no one was hurt disclaimer anymore. No one believed that anyway.

  • @timothystahl4096
    @timothystahl4096 Рік тому +6

    I haven't seen the words "No one was hurt" in FailArmy videos for quite some time ... 😄

  • @ebikeoutdoors
    @ebikeoutdoors Рік тому +3

    Me and my granddaughter love watching these videos

  • @jahbodub9797
    @jahbodub9797 9 місяців тому

    "So many bees" soon on Netflix

  • @jessicafoster9145
    @jessicafoster9145 Рік тому

    The fireman one killed me 😆

  • @jarekvoice08legend
    @jarekvoice08legend Рік тому +5

    "No one was harmed" no longer true. But reality hurts, so I'm okay with this change. 🙂

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +5

    0:37 - They call him Babyface! 😂

  • @OldScratch81
    @OldScratch81 Рік тому +1

    Dont do that ! , turtles and gets stung alot 😂