This Entire Game is a Fever Dream | Garten of Banban 1&2
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
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Garten of BanBan with Kaif
Timestamps
0:00 Garten of BanBan 1
9:39 Garten of BanBan 2 - Ігри
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Love the fact that during this stream, I joined mid-stream and Kaif talking about Stan not doing things he want done properly and I asked why isn't Stan speaking, but the chat collectively said that his mic isn't working, and I was 100% convinced that drone was really Stan.
The good ol chat gaslight
This game feels like your having a fever dream, but you hit your head before sleeping causing a concussion
Alternatively it could also be classified as a shower thought, so interpret that information however you want
You know this game is taking A LOT of inspiration from previous mascot horror games like "Poppy Playtime", "Fnaf" and "BATIM", but the big difference between this and those other games is the setting actually made A LOT more sense. The setting for "Poppy Playtime" and "Fnaf" could pass for a real (albeit incredibly hazardous) toy factory and children's pizzeria respectively. The setting for "BATIM" doesn't look like an efficient place to make cartoons in, but you could chalk all its weirdness up to supernatural Hocus Pocus...THIS game's setting would only make sense if the Umbrella corporation were somehow involved.
23:23
*Kid:* I’m so funny!
*Banbaleena:* WRONG!
*His self esteem!* I’m dying, help me!
This is probably Kaif's dream scenario in co-op games. A Stan who does whatever he says and will ram into things when told
LOL
Even edited you can see how much fluff this game has to increase it's play time.
specifally so you cant get a refund for the game as the devs were whinning about the ablity to do that on steam before hand.
@@housewilma4904 Maybe they should make a longer game init :P
@@housewilma4904 If I remember correctly, they were only talking about it, because people would refund it, then would tag the devs like its supposed to be a own.
@@Kaiff2 If your game is able to be beat in two hours, especially 100%, you shouldn't be complaining about refunds. They average gamer wants a game that will last 15-20 hours of engaging content. Simply didn't make enough game to justify the 15$ price tag. You should strive for a game to be worth at most 1$/h.
I don't expect a game this short to cost anything, and at first I thought it was made to mock mascot horrors... Until I find out they are doing merch this early...
Seeing Kaiffy play "It Steals" could be really fun to watch.
For those who don’t know, “It Steals” is a small indie horror game that flips the trope of you hiding from a monster completely on its head, with the monster hiding from you in order to attack. I don’t want to spoil too much about the game in case none of you have played it(or in case Kaiffy plays it) but it’s pretty small and it’s VERY TERRIFYING!!! Highly recommend playing.
Good luck Kaif, you’ll hate your decisions in life after playing this
Don't get it
He didn't
And I enjoyed that
Stan is absolutely adorable and clumsy. I also love how big everything is…except the cafeteria.
ill never forget watching a streamer play this game by defending it agasint all the people mocking it only to slowly begin to despise the entire game by the end realzing everyone who was mad was right to the point they backtracked and tried to claim they just said "eath threats were uncalled for".
Its not great
2nd games alrightish but the game definitely lacks a distinct style, which is the downside of using store assets
The monsters are also garbo 😂
@@Kaiff2 the craziest part is when you hear how many polygons they have in EVERYTHING.
the CONTROLLER alone has more polygons then any PS game put next to it.
now imagine all the characters then ALL THE ASSETS many flipped with way more polygons then they should.
so thats why you were getting those really bad stutters threwout the game as well.
@housewilma4904 The remote has more polygons than Mario 64 - not every PS game lmao. Like the game is terrible, but you don't have to make it seem like it's worse than it is lmao
@housewilma4904 That's also not true though lmao. Each BanBan character has over 200,000 polygons, the same amount of polygons as 1 car in Forza, like you're just overly exaggerating it
@@Ghost-fc9hw the chicke alone has 22 million polygons
When I read "This entire game is a fever dream" I didn't believe it but god damn this game *REALLY* just is a fever dream
Yep it is literally a fever dream I can not think of anything else, it can be even classified as a shower thought aswell
I love how he starts talking to the drone as if it actually was Stan 😂
Fun fact the chicken thing from garten of banban 2 has 22 million polygons if I’m not mistaken which is about 22x more than the one million polygon screw
pretty sure you could fit batdr in that thing
@@tylern6420 bendy is less than 20k polygons so probably
Damn that foreskin bird is powerful
As someone who has delved a little bit into modelling for games...
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@CreativityNull also it’s each baby chicken not the big one
Me watching the vid
Kaif: what should we call the drone
My first thought: stan
Actually names the drone Stan
Lmfao ty twitch chat
Wow this is the most useful Stan has been in any game
I don't know if I was the only one to realize but it's quite cool that Kaifs room has color changing lights to change with the color of the room in the game
(or its just a big big coincidence and everytime I look there it just matches)
Its just his bright computer screen hitting against the walls
No its actually my lighting setup Curly haha
It responds to colour ingame
@@Kaiff2 Oh shit- Just looked like a bright monitor- Sorry daddy Kaiffy
@@curly9138 tf
@@drossant2591 showing someone from Ancient Greece this comment section would give them twelve cases of syphillis
Oh btw if you combine every model the devs made (the drone, remote, monsters, and some of the sets) there are more polygons then every single N64 game combined.
That can be said of most games
Not so much "games for children" but games that invoke a lot of the random fears people had as children, kind of like the Child's Play movies did.
Kaif laughing so maniacally just to go "Shit" Made my day.
Fun fact: Banban’s character model has more polygons than the entirety of Super Mario 64
People have said this is the Morbius of video games, and I can't think of a better description
21:04 Of course Stan goes to the Naughty Corner for almost killing Kaif.
And THEY get mad when there game can be beaten in less than two hours
They don’t want you to refund their shit game.
I bet chapter 3 will have waiting minigame just so you can't refund it. Or make room full of buttons for the drone to hit. If the developer has any damn common sense, they will scrap the damn thing instead of malding because people dare get refunds for a scam
I just realized something the Opilia bird when you feed it six eggs in the second part it has six chicks. So does that mean….
You're the father and its trying to claim child support on you
@@marcovalencia146 oh okay, excuse me I gotta go get some cigarettes I will be right back…
@@Rareknightkingdon't forget the milk, while you're at it.
Watching your play through made me realize I don't make enough ape noises while solving puzzles.
Everyone trash talking the game has to remember that it gave us Standrone123
Why does the guy in the second part give off so much Lars energy.
Once Kaif called him Lars I could only hear him. XD
Ngl, even though this game is not that scary, it did make me have some uncomfortable feelings during some moments so I guess it gets a point for that.
God, for some reason, misshapen monsters freak me the fuck out more than monsters that look like they could actually be real... They just unnerve the fuck out of me...
It's less scary and more uncomfortable, but that is only when it is done right.
29:16
The QR code says "There is no such thing as a perfect kindergarten"
I instantly knew you were gonna name the drone "Stan"
Huh. The first case paper said that the subject did not recognize itself as non-human. Chances of the PoV character being one of the monstrosities and player doesn't realize it I wonder?
Could explain why you keep getting reincarnated
That fucking bird gut checking itself sent me
The snail if you listen to it keep going says "they lied and said it would be painless" talking about how they're turning people
"look at this room! "*stan flying past *
10:16 as i said in the stream, Number 15 The backrooms school, the last thing you want in your neaby area is an unkown entity
So this is what kids feel at school
Eh, the game has its moments but lets be real, it’s been a pretty mid game so far. At least with FNAF and Poppy you can see the devs put their love into the game. Banban is so bland it feels like a parody game at times.
It isn't a parody game?
I would say Bendy has it not Poppy
@@reddytoplay9188 it is not a parody lol
There is not a lick of love in the game if it has a merch button and a full on merch store when banban 1 first launched
If you have really good headphones, the sound at 3:19 is the most sensual sound I ever heard
19:00 I learned that THAT FRIGGIN' THING is called Zolphius... Nothing more than that other than that it's alive and says sorry in English & Spanish...
God, this game is the epitome of cashgrab horror mascot games. It is unbelievably lazy.
The only positive is the foreskin bird is funny looking. meme potential, other than that. I don,t blame anyone who played it then refunded it
It's so unsettling my goosebumps keep popping up...
Why did kaif read it like chills 10:11
I love this stuff lol
The "Frog" in the intro sequence fucking killed me
one thing i'd like to point out is models in the game use world space shader, that's why those moving platforms have sliding textures
The voice sounds like lars doing a swedish accent while trying to sound American it's getting me good lol.
Doesn’t this game also have more polygons than the Yankees dev toothbrush
20:45 I expected kaif to say “ok mommy”
Y'know, the worst part is that there are some actually decent moments in these games. Like, some of the environments really are genuinely disconcerting (Note : 'Some' means like two but still) and not *all* the scares and spooks are, well, utterly horrible. They could've probably made a half decent enough game without, um, everything Banban.
"i would take an ai voice over this"
and here i thought the voice sounded like Lars 😂
what did it spell out in the end? (the death letters i mean)
I watched the stream and loved it
I can't believe Lars didn't tell anyway he voiced Banban
my favorite part so far is either Stan or the caveman kaif moments during the office desk button puzzle 😅 (rip forgor im only membr on other channel, was gonna use emotes LOL)
I didn't notice this while watching your stream but why the heck is the crosshair so big
its literally the roblox crosshair (like the old one)
27:40 the add timing for me was perfect
19:04 man, he looks like a teletubby
Fun fact, einstein had three children, a daughter and two sons. One suffering from schizophrenia and being locked up in the psych-ward for most of his life.
I never knew he had a wife let alone any kids.
@@cartooncritique6625 he was married twice, I think
You'd think Einstein would be smart enough to not lock his son in a psychward
kaifs happy monke noises
16:10 him turns from 120 wpm to 240 wpm. Banban: haha fool 1200 wpm
Doesn’t right click summon the drone to the same room your in?
I don't know if it's weird or not if the only time I jumped or anything in a game was during Road 96 when Jaroud cuts you off by a boulder trying to leave an area
“BURRR, BURRR, I’M A BIRD”
I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird
OMG BANBAN DOES SOUND LIKE LARS
didnt scare him he said then who's screaming earlier ? loll
Not enough people talk about how you can give your drone a hat
U missed a note at 30:32 lol
why is the cctv voice sound like lars?🤔🤣🤣
oh hey the fever dream
garten of banban is like battle for la and battle ships the movie there so bad they good
Kaif could u try out "it steals"
lets hope teacher survived
Drone drip let's go
Eventually… 😂
Partitian for banban to say: " unfortainly your balls expired"
New to this channel and first minute in I hear "For me, it's that I can jack off more people" 1:00 LITERALLY FIRST MINUTE XD. Made me laugh a bunch though, might subscribe
im obsessed with the dumb drone wow
3:31 sound like vine boom
Kaif, are you going to be streaming the RE4 Remake? I would love to watch~
11:32 DUDE IT SOUNDS LIKE LARS
Time for entertainment
23:44 everyone confused cause they think the answer is multiple
Hey Kaif play return of the obra dinn you'll really like it
I feel like the game is too clean, when devs give their games these really clean textures with not a lot of clutter and objects (unlike Poppy Playtime) it just doesn’t look good, sort of underdeveloped. I hope more devs stop doing it and become adventurous with their art style like Bendy and the Ink Machine, Borderlands, and especially Inscription.
If you watched the Blackthornprod centipede horror episode then you’ll know what I’m talking about
30:30 true
Like I don't know tbh like there's a game base on my irl nickname 🤣
why did the loud kid sound like glen screaming?
3:25 ayooo pause
7:19
26:51 still so funny
frog
This game is the bane of my existence
I hope Kaif at least got some enjoyment out of it
epic
Bird up
This game is arse but watching you play it makes it so entertaining
God I fucking love your videos
The voice actor sounds like Lars
Why not play the 3nd one or was it bad that it was not worth showing? (or woude the video just be to long?)
Not out as far as im aware
@@Kaiff2 You got that right. Ain't supposed to.
@@Kaiff2 ah mb i relly enjoyed the video tho (i asked cuz the text at 9:32 and 32:29 were the same)
😂 why does the voice sound like Lars or Cali
10:55 Can we get much higher?