The Dumbest "Reality" Show I've Ever Seen

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  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV  7 місяців тому +168

    SUBTITLES ARE LIVE BABY!!!

    • @corynthius8860
      @corynthius8860 7 місяців тому +5

      LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

    • @Schwiftygetter
      @Schwiftygetter 7 місяців тому

      Thx FearJames!

    • @1M4C1999
      @1M4C1999 7 місяців тому +1

      Love you for this 💖

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 7 місяців тому +6

      Okay now I need a video of you picking a bottle of barbecue sauce off the shelf and making it perfectly solely from the ingredients list. I need that now. Just because you said having the ingredients listed is equal to the recipe. I'm going to need you to do that for me now.

    • @amygrimes6438
      @amygrimes6438 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@MamaMOBcalm down. 😂😂😂

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 7 місяців тому +439

    The Cooper’s “secret” bbq sauce made my uncle laugh. For reference, I live in North Texas and my uncle, who knows every bbq joint in the area and lives about 20 minutes from there, said it’s the weakest sauce he’s ever tasted. The restaurant is decent, but it tastes pretty similar to something like a chain restaurant (which isn’t high praise in a state known for bbq). And apparently the whole thing was a sham to get more business and the sauce had been sold for years.

    • @nachos1162
      @nachos1162 7 місяців тому +57

      "Here at Luigi's authentic Italian restaurant in the heart of Venice, we would be devastated if anyone took our secret pasta sauce recipe!"
      >Is literally Ragu with Basil added in

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 7 місяців тому +24

      I mean the entire concept of a "secret sauce" is already just commercial bullshit. It'll just be a basic staple sauce and maybe someone added some garlic granules or msg; that's about fuckin it.
      All of it just so you can advertise and have people enjoy the placebo of a miracle condiment.
      The only places that can even "have" special ingredients are restaurants with highly processed sauces or very specific ingredients. Like amylase in burger buns, xanthan gum in frappucinos etc. That stuff's been tested in labs and it's neither intuitive nor a normal kitchen staple in your home kitchen.

    • @asrr62
      @asrr62 5 місяців тому +1

      What about Rudy's BBQ we love that chain here in Austin!!

    • @rianrassette8707
      @rianrassette8707 5 місяців тому +4

      @@dowfreak7 MR.Krabs ahhhhhhh stuff

    • @TheNaturalGamer1
      @TheNaturalGamer1 4 місяці тому +1

      Sure and im the mayor of the united states

  • @coffeeninja2852
    @coffeeninja2852 7 місяців тому +93

    You need to watch the one where the employee takes live lobsters from a tank and tries to release them into the ocean. The host chases him yelling " bring back those lobsters!!"

    • @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK
      @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK 3 місяці тому +6

      lol he did just watch that recently I came from that video to this one 😂

  • @ItsAllGeekToMe2
    @ItsAllGeekToMe2 7 місяців тому +610

    CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 7 місяців тому +5

      I was just about to comment this.

    • @ManaAdvent
      @ManaAdvent 7 місяців тому +41

      *Ralphthemoviemaker having a seizure.

    • @Madkalibyr
      @Madkalibyr 7 місяців тому +12

      Lives rent free in my head

    • @Ukiby3000
      @Ukiby3000 7 місяців тому +5

      The moment I saw this video on my recommended list that line came to my brain instantly lol

    • @gregorybertrand645
      @gregorybertrand645 7 місяців тому +7

      I miss Ralph.

  • @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI
    @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI 7 місяців тому +551

    I used to work as a technician at a bowling alley & I can tell you with 100% certainty that that bowling on a skate board is 100% faked... Dude would be dead if the machinery wasn't isolated.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 7 місяців тому +88

      Also, as someone who's ever been in a bowling alley, I can say with nearly 100% authority that there would be an off-duty cop there, arresting those dudes before half that crap happened.

    • @bripa3890
      @bripa3890 7 місяців тому +38

      ​@@danielgehring7437i have never seen an off duty police officer at a bowling alley. I saw this as a former juvenile delinquent who spent an inordinate amount of time smoking joints in a bowling alley parking lot hahaha

    • @puertoricanboy100
      @puertoricanboy100 7 місяців тому +3

      What do you mean with "fake" and "isolated"?

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern 7 місяців тому

      Good to hear.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 7 місяців тому +30

      @@puertoricanboy100 Put the Jordan Peterson book down and make a mess in your room.

  • @Mystrich
    @Mystrich 7 місяців тому +237

    I can't believe he didn't review the episode where the Mystery diners remotely hack a stoplight to prevent someone from stealing.

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 7 місяців тому +18

      What

    • @krisb933
      @krisb933 7 місяців тому +26

      i’m intrigued to learn how the stop light and stealing are correlated

    • @kiranthakor-or1ft
      @kiranthakor-or1ft 5 місяців тому +1

      What???

    • @Zero-fg2tm
      @Zero-fg2tm 3 місяці тому +6

      Like they aren’t gonna be willing to run a light after just stealing, lol

    • @KenseiRaptor
      @KenseiRaptor 18 днів тому

      There's also one where they press a laptop and turn off the engine of a van so they can run up on it

  • @christopherjolly
    @christopherjolly 7 місяців тому +102

    Coopers BBQ “secret” sauce ingredients:
    Water, Vinegar, Ketchup, Shortening, Spices, Louisiana Hot Sauce
    Curtesy of a 1.5 star review of the sauce on a a website called The Meatwave.

    • @bexmw
      @bexmw 7 місяців тому +20

      A sauce made of other sauces

    • @wastedtalent666
      @wastedtalent666 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bexmwinsauception

    • @wastedtalent666
      @wastedtalent666 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@bexmwinsauception 😂

    • @johntravers7055
      @johntravers7055 7 місяців тому +10

      lol I live by this place, so cringe they act like it's some magic thing

    • @IvanIvanoIvanovich
      @IvanIvanoIvanovich 7 місяців тому +8

      @@johntravers7055 Everyone told me about how great it was when I moved out to Texas, it was pretty disappointing. So many better places.

  • @scarletcrusader5431
    @scarletcrusader5431 7 місяців тому +283

    "4 cameras in dining room, 2 cameras in the hallway, 6 cameras in the kitchen, 8 cameras in the bathroom, 2 cameras in the pantry"

    • @nickpazin4581
      @nickpazin4581 7 місяців тому +41

      “3 cameras have been set up in the women’s restroom”

    • @Vixen1525
      @Vixen1525 7 місяців тому +6

      The f...

    • @scarletcrusader5431
      @scarletcrusader5431 7 місяців тому

      @@Vixen1525 Ok gen z'r. If you can't recognize an obvious joke then that reinforces that gen z are actually autistic

    • @smokinninja730
      @smokinninja730 29 днів тому

      @@Vixen1525
      Look oo

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 7 місяців тому +115

    "Another restaurant is stealing our barbecue sauce recipe, and I'm mad as hell about it!"
    -how to tell someone you're from Texas without actually saying you're from Texas

  • @captaincrunch6044
    @captaincrunch6044 7 місяців тому +1022

    ralphthemoviemaker has awoken somewhere

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 7 місяців тому +48

      And so have I like a sleeper agent lol

    • @Bunniblossom
      @Bunniblossom 7 місяців тому +175

      I can hear his voice rn saying “I’m Charles Styles, Mystery Diners”

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 7 місяців тому +60

      His channel really went downhill somehow.

    • @JMTCG
      @JMTCG 7 місяців тому +28

      Charles styles mystery diners

    • @patrickobrien3342
      @patrickobrien3342 7 місяців тому +71

      “An Iraqi food cart!!??” 😂😂 love the Ralph video lol

  • @catherinedoyle9390
    @catherinedoyle9390 7 місяців тому +25

    My favorite part is when the bowling alley bartender walks in and delivers her line with such a talented mix of surprise, anger, fear, snd betrayal and does so perfectly into the mic they had to fit her with in order to even catch that artistic masterpiece

  • @lizabee7791
    @lizabee7791 7 місяців тому +170

    The bowling alley cheese burger and “world famous fries” just looks like a generic bowling alley cheeseburger and fries

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 7 місяців тому +19

      So famous, it's everywhere!

    • @eli_fe
      @eli_fe 7 місяців тому +6

      TBF!! I have had their fries and they’re pretty alright. But I don’t go out of my way to eat there

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah. When I think of fine dining, “bowling alley” almost never makes it on the list.

    • @justinparkerthewildwolf6394
      @justinparkerthewildwolf6394 17 днів тому

      He didn't say world famous.

    • @lizabee7791
      @lizabee7791 16 днів тому

      @ he used the word “famous” when referring to the fries 10:42

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 7 місяців тому +297

    Wait until you find out that Terry was fired and the only reason the restaurant is still open is because Michael won big from the law suit because of the fact he actually owned the business and the old Uncle has not owned it for decades.

    • @bk6555
      @bk6555 7 місяців тому +61

      The story seemed cooked from the get go anyways, lmao. No way that if Michael was the owner, he wouldn't have also known that 30 cameras were placed around the restaurant and not had a say in the "new" hires.

    • @GettinFiggyWitIt
      @GettinFiggyWitIt 7 місяців тому +62

      The story was completely fake. Food Network tried to sell the fake story to multiple barbecue joints in that town. Also, Terry had been selling his sauce for years by the time this show came on.

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 7 місяців тому +41

      ​@@GettinFiggyWitItmystery diners legit is 100% fake, only thing thats real is the restaraunt

    • @Neremworld
      @Neremworld 7 місяців тому

      @@beepbeeplettuce5890 Yeah reporters figured out that it is 10000% fake. Impressively fake.

    • @aus87185
      @aus87185 7 місяців тому +29

      @@bk6555 one thing everyone conveniently overlooks with these lazy fake shows is the quality of the "hidden cameras". We're somehow getting 4k footage and crisp, flawless audio from a series of tiny hidden cameras around the room?
      No, these people are mic'd up and the 'hidden' cameras are large, professional equipment that take time to set up and operate correctly.

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin 7 місяців тому +221

    "You're fired, now take my recipe supposely worth money and can't be patented, that chip on your shoulder, and leave!"

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 7 місяців тому +306

    *RELEASE THE DRONE*

    • @Madkalibyr
      @Madkalibyr 7 місяців тому +2

      😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions 7 місяців тому +1

      🤖

    • @lordpenn
      @lordpenn 7 місяців тому +14

      _DANG IT_

    • @heeho3360
      @heeho3360 7 місяців тому +4

      Charles Stiles Mystery Diners

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому

      Four cameras in the main dining room
      Two cameras at the bar
      One camera in my anus

  • @melissaolson3984
    @melissaolson3984 7 місяців тому +65

    You need to watch and do commentary on a British show called "Don't Tell the Bride". You are going to love it.

  • @WoodStoveEnthusiast
    @WoodStoveEnthusiast 7 місяців тому +22

    The secret ingredient is high fructose corn syrup.

  • @SextonHardcastle85
    @SextonHardcastle85 7 місяців тому +99

    Coopers secret ingredient is that it’s actually just McDonalds barbecue sauce.

    • @Midala87
      @Midala87 7 місяців тому +6

      lol, that actually makes sense. Just grab several of those for free but now I think they are charging for them.

    • @AtypicalPsyche
      @AtypicalPsyche 7 місяців тому +11

      Now I'm picturing him having somebody in the back opening packets and scraping them into bottles. 😂

    • @82566
      @82566 7 місяців тому

      🤣🤣

    • @CountryCarReviews
      @CountryCarReviews 6 місяців тому +1

      It’s just US Food Service Barbecue sauce with molasses dumped in it.

    • @hildahilpert5018
      @hildahilpert5018 4 місяці тому

      Never been to Cooper,s, they got one in New Braunfels.Goid BBQ doesn't need sauce.The secret recipe isn't that secret, a lot of sauces use the same recipe.

  • @hansolo9868
    @hansolo9868 7 місяців тому +169

    CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS! RALPH THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

  • @josephinemulveny4576
    @josephinemulveny4576 7 місяців тому +14

    You should do Trading Spaces!!! Neighbors renovate each other’s houses and they are ROUGH. Love your content so much!!!

  • @sumoathelstan
    @sumoathelstan 7 місяців тому +278

    PLS COVER WORLDS STRICTEST PARENTS SOMEDAY PLS

    • @Anna_780
      @Anna_780 7 місяців тому +14

      I second this

    • @Slumpedoutfoo
      @Slumpedoutfoo 7 місяців тому +5

      Rizz this up
      Please please please please please please please

    • @ashleywilson5187
      @ashleywilson5187 7 місяців тому +6

      I third this

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 7 місяців тому +7

      Oh man yes! I forgot about that show. I remember it actually had some wholesome episodes like the gay couple and the Irish family

    • @SulemanKhan-lu7jr
      @SulemanKhan-lu7jr 7 місяців тому +1

      He needs too!!!!!!

  • @entransify
    @entransify 3 місяці тому +8

    A restaurant I ate at twice (Big Earl's in Cave Creek, AZ) was featured on this show. It was a perfectly fine (and locally popular) restaurant that had no issues whatsoever. The owner later admitted to doing it for publicity, which pissed off all the regulars. Understandably so. I will probably never go there again.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 місяці тому +1

      I did armed security at a Orlando FL a few years ago; Robert Irvine, 🇬🇧 Restaurant Impossible. Some sections were fake but the 🍕 place was given a full remodel. Still in business ... 2024...

  • @sdot5389
    @sdot5389 7 місяців тому +15

    I haven’t had cable in 11 years. Watching this only reinforces my feelings that I made the exact right choice

  • @Bishop228
    @Bishop228 7 місяців тому +17

    Whoever writes the lines for these “reality shows” eats crayons for breakfast. I mean, the show is clearly 200% fake & quite obvious these people have read scripts. I am still flabbergasted when I meet people who think these kinds of shows are “real”. Especially when there are like 10 or 12 cameras right in plain view of everyone. Keep up the good work.

    • @oOo0oOo0oOo
      @oOo0oOo0oOo 15 днів тому

      POV: your flabbers have been gasted

  • @slowdownbuddy
    @slowdownbuddy 7 місяців тому +83

    I cannot get over your sense of humor i get So happy when you post , you have helped distract me when I was super sick for thr first 4 months of my pregnancy.

    • @voltron42o
      @voltron42o 7 місяців тому +3

      Let’s gooooo!!!

    • @me1ody69
      @me1ody69 7 місяців тому +5

      Petition for Chris to see this ❤

  • @bats550
    @bats550 7 місяців тому +12

    Assuming this is the same Corbin Bowl that is in LA, it legit hasn't changed its decor since I went when I was in preschool. Also, even when I went in high school/undergrad (around when this was filmed), the issue was more people drinking in parking lot rather than actual issues inside the alley.

    • @eli_fe
      @eli_fe 7 місяців тому +2

      It is! And still looks the exact same today

  • @jagner506
    @jagner506 7 місяців тому +81

    First time I’ve seen a Chris James video within 3 weeks of it uploading

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 7 місяців тому +9

      You gotta be quick I swear there’s been like 3 videos I saved to watch later that got taken down 😢

    • @wmv8996
      @wmv8996 7 місяців тому +2

      The sub feed at its finest

    • @lf2417
      @lf2417 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@wmv8996 so true, like oh I know you scrolled for 10 minutes looking for new content, let's just hide all that for you and show you 7 espn videos

  • @Lydie_Lambert
    @Lydie_Lambert 7 місяців тому +91

    So fun fact, when I saw this video dropped I immediately told my boyfriend about it because he loves mystery diners. And then when we got to the reddit part at 16:35 he started absolutely dying laughing. Turns out the comment that says you shut the f* up was literally him on an old reddit account that is now banned. I made him log in to prove it because I didn't believe him (the account is banned so he can't post with it but I could still see the surrenderthenight username). So yeah, it wasn't Charles Stiles. It was my boyfriend.

    • @TalkBack17
      @TalkBack17 7 місяців тому +3

      Why did he say shut the f up? Did he really like Mystery Diners? Lol

    • @Lydie_Lambert
      @Lydie_Lambert 7 місяців тому +26

      @@TalkBack17 Correct. He felt he needed to defend Mystery Diners honor from the people who were calling it fake and lame (he was mostly just trying to be funny, he knows it is over the top but he genuinely enjoys it)

    • @pofuno
      @pofuno 4 місяці тому +2

      So fun fact who fkin cares? 😂😂😂

    • @sillygoose4263
      @sillygoose4263 22 дні тому +1

      Faker story then a reality TV show😂

  • @sassycatenthusiast
    @sassycatenthusiast 7 місяців тому +24

    Part of the intro for Mystery Diners live rent free in my head. Like it’s been in there for almost 10 years 💀
    I used to watch this show all the time with my mum so we could point out how stupid it was. Watching these shows with zero expectations makes them so much funnier.

  • @unicornsuperfan
    @unicornsuperfan 7 місяців тому +58

    Deep dive into the world of BBQ sauce espionage. Not where I thought my evening was going but here we are

    • @williamlitzinger1989
      @williamlitzinger1989 7 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 7 місяців тому +1

      Wait till you discover the Byzantine politics in the world of Iraqi food carts and poetry slams.

  • @savagerampage69
    @savagerampage69 7 місяців тому +22

    CHRIS as a north carolinian whose family's bbq restaurant celebrating our 75th anniversary and is in the NC BBQ hall of fame..... all bbq sauce does NOT TASTE THE SAME

    • @caitii_sux
      @caitii_sux 7 місяців тому +1

      lol

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 7 місяців тому +2

      nah it does. meat sauce is meat sauce

    • @Viteaification
      @Viteaification 7 місяців тому +4

      i just live in nc and can tell you... they are Not the same and can make or break a dish

    • @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK
      @TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK 3 місяці тому +1

      Right every sauce is very different depending on ingredients

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 7 місяців тому +81

    CHARLES DINERS MYSTERY STILES

  • @brothathyne5017
    @brothathyne5017 7 місяців тому +44

    Ralph the movie maker does an epic video on this show 😂😂.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 7 місяців тому +8

    Bro, this isn't even the stupidest thing that they try to convince you was real. in one episode, they have a reveal that one of the staff at a seafood restaurant is an undercover "lobster activist" who was stealing the lobsters and releasing them in the ocean.

  • @jqk369
    @jqk369 7 місяців тому +18

    As an avid bowler i didnt realize that i needed bad bowling alley shows this whole time 😅

  • @CodyHollis21
    @CodyHollis21 7 місяців тому +14

    As one of the few people that know the secret sauce for Cooper's BBQ - it makes me sick to see people not care for the passion and legitimacy of the business and the secret sauce that gets us out of bed every day!

  • @rachelwarneck2443
    @rachelwarneck2443 7 місяців тому +12

    On a daily basis, I have the Chris James sense of humor and no one at my place of employment really gets it. This is where I come to feel welcomed.

  • @minikawildflower
    @minikawildflower 7 місяців тому +10

    Have you watched Gordon Ramsays "24 hours to hell and back" ? It's this same genre of show, combined with Gordon dressing up in insane disguises in every episode.

  • @L33tSkE3t
    @L33tSkE3t 6 місяців тому +8

    In most cases, I would take the phrase, “he’s fallen off his horse a few too many times,” as a colloquialism but, in this case, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were literal.

  • @rainbowblossom143
    @rainbowblossom143 7 місяців тому +7

    This was one of my guilty pleasure shows it was so bonkers I didn’t even care if it was fake 😂 having that been said, I live in Texas and frequent a handful of bbq places and even then I couldn’t be able to tell you whose where a sauce came from

  • @goldkellum1656
    @goldkellum1656 7 місяців тому +22

    They are always "world famous fries" because everyone knows how a bad fry tastes

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому +21

    " what if a random dude threw a bowlin ball at someone, your boss could be sued!" Damn bowling goblin, always making business owner pay for their shit

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 7 місяців тому +32

    How do you find worse shows every video

  • @TheGuyATX
    @TheGuyATX 7 місяців тому +16

    Just someone being there trying to buy the bbq sauce should have tipped the “owner” kid off. Cooper’s bbq sauce sucks. It’s so thin, like water. They just dunk your meat in it and barely any stays on the meat. No one in their right mind would be there trying to buy it off him.

  • @lunova6165
    @lunova6165 7 місяців тому +33

    Secret Recipes are such a fake thing and not really legal. Someone comes in with sever allergies, and is like, "Hey I just ate something and might be having an allergic reaction, can I see what's in your sauce?" The owners be like, "Nope ma'am sorry its a secret recipe, we can't show you!"

    • @SecretMagician
      @SecretMagician 3 місяці тому +1

      Y'know, I'm kinda surprised SpongeBob hasn't made an episode where someone is revealed to be allergic to something in the Krabby Patty secret formula before. It HAS to have happened once, but we got that fakeout with the health inspector, though

    • @BeesechurgerProductions
      @BeesechurgerProductions 3 місяці тому +2

      @@SecretMagician tbh an episode where Plankton, disguised as someone else, pretends to have an allergic reaction in order to try and see the formula would be a good plot.

  • @faint.gatbby
    @faint.gatbby 7 місяців тому +1

    Mannnnn I been straight addicted to your content really gets me through the days lmao I hope you’re doing well my boi you’re genuinely one of my favorites of all time ATP and you deserve that spot

  • @ahebirds
    @ahebirds 7 місяців тому +6

    I just can't watch fake, (badly) scripted shows...I just can't. But with Chris' commentary I can watch anything. Probably. Ok bye.

  • @dantheories7276
    @dantheories7276 7 місяців тому +3

    There's no way that the head chef is the only one in the kitchen who'd know the sauce recipe. Head Chefs usually don't do prep work, like making sauce, that's a prep cook's job.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, lol this is faked, and you can tell from a thousand different angles.

  • @iconic1916
    @iconic1916 7 місяців тому +6

    Chris James Dog The Bounty Hunter PLEASE omg lol that would be AMAZING

  • @ladyivers
    @ladyivers 7 місяців тому +15

    RALPH YOUVE BEEN SUMMONED

  • @donkarnage6032
    @donkarnage6032 7 місяців тому +12

    I think Appalachian Outlaws would be an interesting reality show to cover. The show seemed to be going good until the main guy decided to start selling the ginseng to the Chinese mafia. All of the sudden they had mysterious Chinese dudes from NYC showing up demanding money and product. The show didn't last too long after that stuff started happening.

    • @mikeweber3685
      @mikeweber3685 7 місяців тому +2

      Remember "Amish Mafia"? That was a spectacle to watch and behold!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 10 днів тому

      The redneck guy in The Holler show. I don't remember the name but it was fckn wild. He always wore overalls with no shirt.

  • @travismurtland3257
    @travismurtland3257 7 місяців тому +1

    FYI, having worked in a bowling alley in the back, losing your head is a very real fear in some of those machines. Where I worked they didn't have very quick moving parts, but they also didn't have a resistance switch or anything to make it stop when something was in the way, so it would have been more grape press than guillotine though.

  • @nxcrobutcher
    @nxcrobutcher 7 місяців тому +22

    as other comments say you gotta cover worlds strictest parents

  • @TheGhilliesniper88
    @TheGhilliesniper88 7 місяців тому +5

    You should definitely do a video on the murder mystery train episode.

  • @imscaredofbutterflies2282
    @imscaredofbutterflies2282 7 місяців тому +26

    BABE WAKE UP 🗣️ A NEW CHRIS THE JAMES VIDEO JUST DROPPED‼️

  • @huzaifakhan3372
    @huzaifakhan3372 7 місяців тому +2

    Babe don’t make dinner tonight cuz Chris James absolutely COOKED in this video

  • @earonb7034
    @earonb7034 7 місяців тому +17

    Im sorry I cant stand it when restraurants say world famous fries. You can do at home. Step 1 bag of fries step 2 deep fry step 3 eat, no real secret to tossing potato into a deep fryerr

    • @zGamerGodz
      @zGamerGodz 7 місяців тому +1

      you have dysfunctional taste buds then. Theres absolutely a massive difference between different fries.

    • @norml.hugh-mann
      @norml.hugh-mann Місяць тому

      @@zGamerGodz funny because thats not what they said, they said anyone can do it the same at home. way to lead the status quo on reading comprehension

  • @agriffis7278
    @agriffis7278 7 місяців тому +6

    I don't think the roof comment wasn't meant to mean the buildings roof but roof of the car. What would of been a great video with the bowling ball would be like the countless rock throwing videos where the rock bounces back at the thrower or if the throw missed the target and knocked out an accomplice.

  • @ericthompson1708
    @ericthompson1708 7 місяців тому +8

    Another Chris James video means another great night :)

    • @82566
      @82566 7 місяців тому

      Facts 😊

  • @710Chri
    @710Chri 7 місяців тому +5

    My brother, I am a little bummed because my vacation is almost over. I see you upload and it puts a smile on my face

  • @classic.cameras
    @classic.cameras 7 місяців тому +4

    My secret BBQ Sauce recipe is Bull's Eye Bold with a pinch of salt. You steal it, I will send one of my staff to get a sample so I can prove it. Y'All.

  • @SuperCartoonist
    @SuperCartoonist Місяць тому +2

    19:13 Yeah... cartoon physics was on this guy's mind, a bowling ball bouncing all over the place.

  • @spoonforleg
    @spoonforleg 7 місяців тому +10

    Love all the new decapitation jokes. Great video Chris!

  • @Kaltagstar96
    @Kaltagstar96 6 місяців тому

    God, this just brought back memories of not being able to sleep and basically watching Mystery Diners at 3 in the morning because there was bugger all else on at the time. This makes me want to see more Mystery Diners get covered.

  • @dovidstaples9985
    @dovidstaples9985 7 місяців тому +7

    I make my own BBQ sauce. It's pretty easy. I don't really see how someone's BBQ sauce could be so special that nobody could independently replicate it.
    Also: "there's rowdy people we don't want here" "should we just call the police and have them trespassed?" "No we a whole reality TV production"

  • @Symoneshs
    @Symoneshs 7 місяців тому +2

    What was in the weirdly wrapped blue box that bbq guy have the mystery dinner dude? There's no way he wrapped it up like that. I'm way too invested in it

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG 7 місяців тому +8

    The ONE thing I always laughed about working at my kitchen is when someone brings up our "special" recipe.
    I'm like bro, I wrote the recipe... I'll just tell you what it is so you can make it for someone special too!

  • @surge_quicki
    @surge_quicki 4 місяці тому +2

    I’ve worked in a BBQ spot for 7 years last week actually, and the war between recipes is real. Even in Indiana.

  • @MrHeroicDemon
    @MrHeroicDemon 7 місяців тому +24

    13:55 HAHAHA THE GUY HOLDING THE LONGBOARD BY THE TRUCKS HAHAHAH
    To make it worse, I don't think any of them can skateboard LMAO, I think they are trying to look skater punks, but they have like a literal 35 year old and they all wearing new sweaters, all clean, not worn in. Crazy to play like this isn't faked hahaha

    • @MrWojoRising5446
      @MrWojoRising5446 7 місяців тому +2

      Classic mall grab

    • @Justus4Libertea
      @Justus4Libertea 7 місяців тому

      You mean skateboard?? Mall grabbing longboards is common when indoors. We don't want to be rude and accidentally hit someone or something with a 46" board when walking around

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 7 місяців тому +3

      as someone who used to skate all the damn time: what in the sad gatekeeping poser nonsense is this comment about?

    • @Drsiegfreid
      @Drsiegfreid 7 місяців тому

      Are you sure you arent just jealous you dont dress like that and skate?
      Because cool fact, you can just do that.

    • @T0asty-
      @T0asty- 7 місяців тому

      Apparently this person thinks skateboards and longboards are the same thing. ​
      As someone who also used to skate all day, that's news to me. 😂@@Jane-oz7pp

  • @kaptainkoala8476
    @kaptainkoala8476 7 місяців тому

    You should do MTV’s Parental Control. It was hilarious back in the day watching the parents and their kids bf/gf who they hated sit in a room together watching the kid go on dates.

  • @cassidysamantha8639
    @cassidysamantha8639 7 місяців тому +10

    Aight but as wacky as this show may be elementary school me sucked this shit up like a fuckin hoover when I was home sick from school

  • @criss11225
    @criss11225 5 місяців тому

    omg this bought back a memory. i thought that this show truly never existed and i was crazy. but i remember him inviting celebrity chefs on the show like Guy Feri.

  • @stuckin2003
    @stuckin2003 7 місяців тому +8

    best bowling content on youtube!

  • @alexandercaffrey865
    @alexandercaffrey865 7 місяців тому

    1:58 Chris, I absolutely love you’re channel because it truly keeps me out of the abyss (crushing depression), but I’m giving this time stamp because listening to the guys on the show talk about BBQ sauce recipes being stolen is truly stupid. I need to smoke just a little more before I can prepare myself for this show I have never heard.
    I am still gonna watch the entire, but I might mentally be suffering to do so. Love your channel dude!

  • @imsupercereal
    @imsupercereal 7 місяців тому +3

    After a 10 hour shift this is the best thing I could of seen all day thank you 😂❤

  • @belltolls1984
    @belltolls1984 7 місяців тому +3

    That ungrateful woman did not deserve that early 90s Buick Century.

  • @Krazhannah
    @Krazhannah 6 місяців тому

    My family watched this show like gospel in my childhood home for the first couple seasons it was coming out. Charles Styles was my uncle's old business partner, and we even went camping with his family before the two of them had a falling out. At first it was just cool that someone we knew was on TV, but then it just devolved into madness, like a surreal train wreck you can't stop watching.

  • @lupert1221
    @lupert1221 7 місяців тому +3

    great timing chris james my two friends are watching this with me

  • @andrewjustandrew
    @andrewjustandrew 7 місяців тому +1

    Your content has gotten DRAMATICALLY better over the years. I really enjoy watching your videos! ❤

  • @psfilmsbob
    @psfilmsbob 7 місяців тому +11

    RE: French Fries. Five Guys talks about their "world famous" and "award winning" fries, and there's a damn good reason for that. So I have to take issue with your conclusion.

    • @Justus4Libertea
      @Justus4Libertea 7 місяців тому +5

      They're also famous cause the size is "idgaf just dump a shitload in a bag" lol

  • @shayneelizabeth358
    @shayneelizabeth358 7 місяців тому +1

    Please make more videos! You’re one of the funniest UA-cam creators. I always look forward to your hilarious comments.

  • @austinaltemeyer7302
    @austinaltemeyer7302 7 місяців тому +3

    I like how the magic Taylor is upset that she has a broken window like she didn't think about the situation with the video before that, I guess she was just hoping to make the place popular enough to get enough money to replace her window, even though I don't know why she cared in the first. Place that the company made more money. Because her paycheck is gonna stay the same. Probably minimum wage. Unless she got tips, but she probably did.She would probably make more tip Unless you got tips, but she probably did. She would probably make more tips.

  • @PepperDog76
    @PepperDog76 7 місяців тому +1

    Your breakdowns crack me up, man. Keep up the great work!

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 7 місяців тому +3

    what if the secret ingredient is someone else’s sauce?😱 or store-bought one?😱
    😂🤣

  • @kylemartin2487
    @kylemartin2487 7 місяців тому

    I don’t know if this was available outside of Canada, but I’d love to see you try your magic on that mid 2000’s Much Music show about Ice T teaching some upper class, mostly white, private school, New York kids how to rap.

  • @alle2740
    @alle2740 7 місяців тому +6

    This is like the opposite of Undercover Boss.

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 7 місяців тому +2

    "Let's keep the good times rollin"
    *my thoughts every time Chris posts a new video

  • @kellahudson4624
    @kellahudson4624 7 місяців тому +3

    CHRIS JAMES !! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @courtneylila8383
    @courtneylila8383 5 місяців тому

    Everyone talks about Bar Rescue and Kitchen Nightmares, meanwhile I'm over here, on my knees, begging for a crumb of Mystery Diners content. Bless u Chris lol

  • @dontayecason7137
    @dontayecason7137 7 місяців тому +15

    WORLD'S STRICTEST PARENTS

  • @samdihm4884
    @samdihm4884 7 місяців тому +1

    Chris James is back baby! Give us more!

  • @ZeroWolf45
    @ZeroWolf45 7 місяців тому +4

    4:28 as someone that frequents Coopers in Katy TX thats the most accurate thing 😂 the bbq is great but the sauce sucks.

  • @RachelPlummer-xb2hf
    @RachelPlummer-xb2hf 7 місяців тому +1

    What about the one show with the revenge tattoos "How far is tattoo far?"

  • @snakeking211
    @snakeking211 7 місяців тому +5

    fun fact in most states its illegal to run a true background check without consent or unless your a sworn cop

  • @theghidorahwithmanynames6016
    @theghidorahwithmanynames6016 7 місяців тому

    I love how this video reawakened the memories that Ralphthemoviemaker gave us of this tv show in the comments. His mystery diners video has to be one of my favorites. Nice to see episodes that he didn't cover in full, as I do remember the uncle saying "you're fired" showing up briefly in his video in a clip montage, it wasn't covered tho. I'd imagine the quotes would double if you cover the episodes that feature the Cheesey's challenge or the iraqi food cart lol

  • @LEGENDofHIGGY
    @LEGENDofHIGGY 7 місяців тому +5

    I live down the street from coopers bbq, it’s not that good

  • @ianloughney9570
    @ianloughney9570 7 місяців тому

    "He talks like a local business making a commercial" is such a specific but accurate roast

  • @dianacarbonate
    @dianacarbonate 2 місяці тому

    Yes camera setups like this would be extremely intrusive to employees. But I've had TWO managers (that I know of) go through my purse while I was in the restroom, so my expectations are below the ground.

  • @BiracialGodBaby
    @BiracialGodBaby 7 місяців тому

    I’ve never seen a man so passionate about BBQ sauce before. Maybe the American Dream never died after all

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller 7 місяців тому

    I love how YT will show you a channel, get you to watch the content... Then disappear it off your TL... But you watch a single TikTok compilation and they never leave your recommended ever. Same crap happened with Philip DeFranco... I thought he was on vacation, nope, YT just removed him from my list.