Actually for the gas helicopter thing I may have an explanation. The one you rode was a little bird, open helicopter. The one used for escaping is a Blackhawk (I think) which can close it doors in turn sealing off the gas allowing you to escape.
"Hey Anderson, you got some shrapnel in your legs and arms-" Anderson: "nah nah nah, I'm fine just need a sapi plate then we can move on" *equips sapi plates and all shrapnel disappears* Makes sense
@Genocide is fun no, I just want macro to try make sense of this that's it. It's a BR game so it shouldn't be super realistic and I dont want it super realistic either otherwise the game would be more irritating than the 50 campers in 1 room The edit: spelling
Now that Warzone is a year old, I have some answers. The gas mask is an Expendable mask, and is only temporary. Buying people back and the Gulag is just a cleanup crew giving you extensive medical help, and buying back is you paying for the fuel to redeploy your teammate by air.
2:08 I remember in Wonder Woman movie, they used hydrogen based poison gas. The gas was so powerful it'd break the mask after a while. So......maybe that's the reason
Riot shield can take a direct hit from an airstrike, infinite shots from any gun to exist, withstand a punch from one punch man and survive the depths of hell but can't survive a tiny C4.
Trippy Drippy the riot shield shouldn’t be able to tank an air strike, but a c4 can destroy an entire house, so I think that it makes sense a c4 can destroy the shield
The gas mask break because the filter runs out but not that fast like in the game, it takes about a couple of hours if used constantly. If it is military grade mask it could take about a day.
what doesnt make sense: You're being dropped into a known danger zone You're being dropped into a zone in which you have to kill people in the same faction as you untill you are the last man standing just to be taken back out (budget cuts?) Where do plates that you are carrying go? Why dont they provide any protection when you carry them? Where do characters who aren't wearing a ballistic vest put their plates? why can't I carry a pistol as well as 2 primary's? I'm running around with a pistol hostler for no reason? Why can't the CSTFO character use their tazer? Why do characters already wearing gas masks have to put on ANOTHER gas mask to be safe from the gas?
7:07 maybe because they aren't dead, but they've been captured and transported to the gulag, and so they need to pay to bring 'em back (this is probably stupid, but i'll let you on to tell me)
1: It doesn't make sense that tge helicopter rotors start immediately after you get in 2: You can start driving and piloting while your caracter is still doing the get in animation
Its the government.... They are kidnapping the Soldiers to kill each other and then they saying if you win you are free but you die if you win. So the government is trying to destroy the military and slowly take over the world.... But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY
My theory about warzone is that it’s a sick competition (literally within the cod universe) where a bunch of people are put in this large area to fight. If you die, you don’t really die in game, but you are taken to the headquarters of the creators of warzone, and given one more chance to live. If you win, you continue the challenge, if you loose you are held captive until your team can buy you back. The winners are released from this warzone, and are no longer held captive. The losers either continue to be held captive, or are executed.
7:04 When you die in the gulag and you have to buy someone back it because when you die in the gulag it says your returning back to base and you need to be bought for the transport
Helicopter in the gas has a simple explanation. The helicopter YOU drive is open air, while the helicopter that help you escape, has doors. just shut the door and boom, you're safe.
The one in the game is a small Chopper. And the helicopter that takes players out after winning is a big eagle helicopter. Which has oxygen system and air ventilation in it. So duh.
7:21 : phil swift can slap some flex tape for humans edition and every wound can be healed even if you get headshot with a shotgun and ur face explodes
There is an actual explanation about the gas mask one. The filters get to polluted and the mask will fail but not that quick. Fun fact: this tech is also used next to highways to decrease co2
you have a choice:
the gulag
or
my twitter (@theMacroShow)
choose wisely
Macro guess al die
Your Twitter
I want to go to the gulag but ur twitter sounds better
This could be difficult...looks like I don't have twitter, off to Russia for me.
I don't have twitter
But I have survived multiple gulags in the boys washroom
Whoever delivers you to the gulag must be the same guy who delivers same day shipping at 11:59 pm
I got sent a package at 12:00 and ordered it at 11:59. I then proceeded to sue amazon
@@autumn_ps4297 ah perfecgt
how the fuck can you ship something in one minute
@@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX r/woooosh
XXx420FortniteDaBest69xXX exactly
Everyday in warzone i meet a thirteen yr old kid who's determined that he has sexual relation with every player's mother
old cod back baby!!!!
This comment ^
This is a messed up world we live in
I run into the same little douchebag....
D.Sudhanva Rao sad like come on that’s mean
Makes no sense:
150 operators fitting inside that hercules aircraft.
Arathyl 999 honestly that plane should’ve been a a C5 Galaxy,more than enough space for 150 operators to be in there
ua-cam.com/video/R-2puqqmycM/v-deo.html
yeah at least in BO4 blackout multiple aircraft are used to hold all the operators
Better than 50 people in a flying school bus though
makes no sense: 150 likes fitting inside that button
Actually for the gas helicopter thing I may have an explanation. The one you rode was a little bird, open helicopter. The one used for escaping is a Blackhawk (I think) which can close it doors in turn sealing off the gas allowing you to escape.
Makes sense.
Yep
Or they give you a real gas mask
macro: "warzone is run by the devil"
activision: "we have a name you know?"
I came looking for the comment as I heard it on the vid. xD
Drdirespect
Lol Faxx
Ok fortnite kid
@@somedude3313 what
Makes no sense:
*gets shot in head*
"Yo, you got any armor plates?"
makes sense to me
"Hey Anderson, you got some shrapnel in your legs and arms-"
Anderson: "nah nah nah, I'm fine just need a sapi plate then we can move on"
*equips sapi plates and all shrapnel disappears*
Makes sense
@Genocide is fun no, I just want macro to try make sense of this that's it. It's a BR game so it shouldn't be super realistic and I dont want it super realistic either otherwise the game would be more irritating than the 50 campers in 1 room
The edit: spelling
Drinks gatorade magically gets shield
Same in fortnite u just ask for shelild
Warzone:Free
Me:"Hello Friend!"
Also Warzone:80-100 gb
Me:"Goodbye Friend!"
Not funny
Yeah ive deleted the game many times bc of updates like why tf is the updates have to be atleast 20 gb?????
@@hello-qp1cl one word my friend
"Content"
Rip hard drive
yeah ur right it takes big space in ur pc
if you buy the entire game and download the campaign, multiplayer, co-op, survival and shaders, it will take 250gb, litteraly a quater of my HD
Macro: “if you can’t beat ‘em join em”
Italy: “Welcome to the clubb!”
Hahaha as an italian i agree
Makes no sense “A downed player has more health than injured standing player”
There was a poo ad on this vid
You Fake wtf
But not more armors
are u saying with armors or without armor plates
I use 3 explosive Jak-12 slugs to down a guy, but then I need a whole mag to kill the downed player :|
Hey Macro, you reminded me to do my laundry. *You are an inspiration to people who do laundry, very nice boy that makes me happy!*
How the frigg did he remind u to do laundry WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
Good
dafuq
Laundry makes no sense
You just made me remember to my laundry thank you
**Jumps off balcony, knees: Ok.**
Jumps off the railing of the balcony, every bone in your body: Gone reduced to atoms.
0:40 that music is such a fucking vibe honestly
me: running around in a warzone
me: picks up 2000 bucks from the street
lol
Also me picks up a faulty gas mask
if only it was that easy
It doesn’t make sense how price released this season. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SEASON CHARACTER
Why?
@@lukasl3646 because he's the face of the modern warfare
@@katakarajanovska7254 no the guns are
@@iamcoolshark1544 No price is considering he's in every modern warfare game and even playable sometimes and everyone knows him
Mara sweaty bois hated that and are coming to ir house with rpgs and mp5s
Activision: so what are we doing for Call of duty this year
OG guy at Activision: bravo 6 going back
Now that Warzone is a year old, I have some answers. The gas mask is an Expendable mask, and is only temporary. Buying people back and the Gulag is just a cleanup crew giving you extensive medical help, and buying back is you paying for the fuel to redeploy your teammate by air.
No I’m guessing it’s just bailing your friend out of the prison..
No I’m guessing it’s just bailing your friend out of the prison…
Here’s something that dosen’t make sense: *Why dosen’t Macro have 1 million subs by now smh my head.*
Very true
True so true
Shake my head my head
Lol
Shake my head my head
Because his other account has it
Marco should make a “real life makes no sense”
Polo
Marco
Juan Vargas polo
@@Heleantoomuch marco
One thing that makes no sense in real life... taxes.
This makes no sense: how does the gas do shield damage
Maybe it's also corrosive like caustic gas eats through metal,clothes skin and that's why your gas mask eventually brakes.
@@mricyyy4927 yeah if some gasses break through bones and degrate skin, then it should break through metal/kelvar
maby its acid gas
The gas is trained to damage shield. Lol
Acid gas
Simple explanation for dying people being revived is that each player has a clone. All players are clones. Once one dies, a clone replaces him
I think it just like tarkov mechanism because when you die you lose all your goods or loot but the character recovered his wounds from the last battle
When games began to make sense, then they will not deserve to be a "Game"
But simulators of something
Facts like arma.Wtf is wrong with this macro guy?
@@somedude3313 its just a joke video
@@user6099 gimme proof
@@somedude3313 can u not tell the difference?
6:53 is when you reach in between the couch cushions looking for the remote
POV ur the remote
WHY DOES THE REMOTE HAVE A GUN???
@@siregrungelord it's american
@@1fs 😂😂😂
2:08 I remember in Wonder Woman movie, they used hydrogen based poison gas. The gas was so powerful it'd break the mask after a while. So......maybe that's the reason
mask filters expire after few hours of use,so it actually makes sense
Nerdddd
@@Fw.Vertigo no
@@ncpdswordshielddivision2240 yes
Thats what i thot also
New theory, the gulag is limbo. A place between life and death.
Makes no sense: You can take a 50-caliber shot to the head but you can’t get hit by a reversing car going 2mph
Yup, if a quad touches your pinky toe you just instantly die
Ur comment does not make sense
Hemix Kurd no u
Hemix Kurd yes it does stop being a smart ass
you cant take a sniper shot in the head tho
Why does every one drop just to realise there dead allrrady like this game is a suicide mission
Holly shit!!
Yes *allrrady*
In other words,you're a fortnite kid who's too lazy to get good at a game
Riot shield can take a direct hit from an airstrike, infinite shots from any gun to exist, withstand a punch from one punch man and survive the depths of hell but can't survive a tiny C4.
Trippy Drippy the riot shield shouldn’t be able to tank an air strike, but a c4 can destroy an entire house, so I think that it makes sense a c4 can destroy the shield
@@heavenlyheathen4352 ikr
My guy c4 can destroy houses also idk about frags
@@heavenlyheathen4352 , in warzone C4 literally can't destroy paper.
i think you are slightly underestimating the destructive capabilities of C4, but yes i get your point
The gas mask break because the filter runs out but not that fast like in the game, it takes about a couple of hours if used constantly. If it is military grade mask it could take about a day.
Realism
My
Guy
When macro said"but hey thats just a theory,a ga.....really got me
I don't get that joke
@Geo the jokes about game theory
A GAAAAMMEEE THEORY, THANKS FOR WATCHING
Runing your childhood since 2011
@@Geo-bc8st it's a yt channel run by Mathpat name game theory
what doesnt make sense:
You're being dropped into a known danger zone
You're being dropped into a zone in which you have to kill people in the same faction as you untill you are the last man standing just to be taken back out (budget cuts?)
Where do plates that you are carrying go? Why dont they provide any protection when you carry them?
Where do characters who aren't wearing a ballistic vest put their plates?
why can't I carry a pistol as well as 2 primary's? I'm running around with a pistol hostler for no reason?
Why can't the CSTFO character use their tazer?
Why do characters already wearing gas masks have to put on ANOTHER gas mask to be safe from the gas?
To quote macro "for the style"
Real life makes no sense and actually warzone logic has been correct the whole damn time. It took me months to figure this out
It’s just a game bro
My best answer for all those questions is nanomachines son
First question is pretty easy imran zakhaev pulled strings and now they fightin only good people now who we can trust is task force 141
Nobody
Kids in a COD Voice Chat:
*Write that down, write that down!*
Charles the French Reference Lol
Ikr
guys haha nobody meme not overused at all
What doesn't make sense is:
-100+ players exit from the same plane
-Adler and stitch are enemies but you can be adler and your friend can be stitch
Macro: *dies once*
Also Macro: *WHY WARZONE DOESNT MAKE SENSE*
Exactly
"The military prepares them for walls and not rocks"
- Macro
0:32 WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED ITS ASS!! (Ghostbusters 1984)
Makes no sense: why at a buy station can’t you just steal the stuff in it when it’s right there instead of paying money
NaN Zelope I bet if someone stole a nuke would set off, lmao
Because the buy station will snap shut and cut your hands off.
NaN Zelope, I saw a video of a guy once with infinite cluster strikes, he must of stolen or hacked lmao
Because we have honor
It's locked dingus
When grandpa clutches up in the gulag
As a guy who owns a civic, I can say that yes, they have achieved immortality
I used to have a civic that completely fucking broke down every 20 minutes how was everyone else's invincible
@@creativeusername7731 you were the 1%
7:07 maybe because they aren't dead, but they've been captured and transported to the gulag, and so they need to pay to bring 'em back (this is probably stupid, but i'll let you on to tell me)
Is the same mechanism using tarkov when you die
Oh, well i've never played or saw tarkov, but that's cool
Something thats doesn’t make sense in war zone:
YOU CAN SURVIVE A 3 STORY FALL
Yet u die from a 4 feet drop in co op survive
IK
Candy Cadet can we just go back to the fact that you can even run with 2 fully loaded lmg’s
robot legs....
YES 69 LIKES
6:35
Me when I was younger:"trying to getaway from the wasp trying to sting me"
So U SaYiNg tZHe WaSp TrIeD To KiLl u WiTh Helicopter 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Funny
0306C the joke went over your head
abyss can’t tell if ur being serious or not
Makes no sense: “slides 3 armour plates in shirt” gets shot in torso n downed in .05 seconds
Well irl these things arent very protective. They will usually protect you from maybe 5 bullets. And that is a big maybe
Its not a shirt lmao
Or shoots someone in head and does body armor damage
"The game where you first learned your no-no words" nah bro I learned them from my mom 😭
Yup
Here's my theory warzone is a fat airsoft battle
China?
@@asteriskk551 ?
@John-117 its fake blood maybe
@@nikkolatesla it's just jars behind your uniform and vest and when you shoot it "bleeds" out Red stuff
Cob(A RS6 player): We can't jump waist height stuff in CoD: Warzone.
RS6: We can't jump, but we can run fast
Razz do you have gulag tho?
1: It doesn't make sense that tge helicopter rotors start immediately after you get in
2: You can start driving and piloting while your caracter is still doing the get in animation
Well its a game and no one is trying to wait 5 minutes to start up a helicopter
uhhh exactly
uhhh lmao your right
You know what doesn't make sense that I have to download a game which I never asked for
"People just like shooting people up"
Shows zombies
That helicopter backing up to try and reach you with it's tail was scary.
Anyone remember when this guy said mw3 sucked and Bo2 was "meh, ok"
UnKnownStrapzzz no jus started watching his vid
“I came, I saw. I came, I saw. I take what’s mine and take some more,”
In apex blood hound got gas into his lungs so now he cant breath with out it
I think it was coolant but yeah
Everyone: Warzone makes no sense
Macro: If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em
It makes no sense how macro doesn’t have1 million subs on UA-cam
When you reload your empty mag and there still bullets in it 😭
It makes no sense that when you get downed to fall damage when you’re team mate revives you get up fine and walk normally
Macro: “the power of disrespect should never be underestimated, here, I’ll show you an example.”
*Xfinity Ad Plays*
Disrespect increased to *90%*
5:10, nah, it is just made out of nokia material. Those things never break.
HOW THEY CAN CONTROL THE GAS
THAT LITERALLY DON'T MAKE SENSE
Its the government.... They are kidnapping the Soldiers to kill each other and then they saying if you win you are free but you die if you win. So the government is trying to destroy the military and slowly take over the world.... But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY
INFINITE CAUSTHICC NOX TRAPS
If they say gas is closing in the gas start moving is there any barricade like there was in wakanda or something else 🤔🤔🤔
Probably a big fan pushing gas
They probably just let it roll in but stop the flow every once and a while and it’s probably one of those floating gasses like caustics
nobody:
literally nobody:
every single bot: dOnT liE WhoS BeeN a FaN of MaCRo bEfORe 2020?
iM giVInG GifT CardS AwAY
Haha self promo go brrrrrrrrr haha.
you tell lies
Dalekzgamer dalekzbro if you get to a video within the first 2 minutes you’ll see it
Yo sand
leejanmanplays yo leejanman
Warzone in a nutshell in a nutshell
My theory about warzone is that it’s a sick competition (literally within the cod universe) where a bunch of people are put in this large area to fight. If you die, you don’t really die in game, but you are taken to the headquarters of the creators of warzone, and given one more chance to live. If you win, you continue the challenge, if you loose you are held captive until your team can buy you back. The winners are released from this warzone, and are no longer held captive. The losers either continue to be held captive, or are executed.
I laughed so hard when he said "buy stations are making deals with the devil" lol
Yuppers 🤣😅😂, that's cause the buy stations are cursed since loadouts exist within them lmao.
Man's a game theory wannabe lmfao
Nobody cares
Lol
Wow! Thanks for spoiling it for everyone! Great move.
4:32 dude wtf that was hilarious😂😂
NO THAT WAS RUDE
Ardoo 6178 lol not everybody is a 9 year old like you who still plays fortnite😂.
@@Ardoo-jc8ur shitter
@@Ardoo-jc8ur how?
That scene where he's about to say " A game theory " from that other UA-cam channel made me laugh so hard and rewind it for like three times.
that other UA-camr?! Wow mad disrespect🤣
Your a god dam mad man and btw what's the name of that youtuber again?
That is disrespectful
Another thing that doesn’t make sense: You can cary a truck with the smol helicopter
I thought you were the real tbag until I read your name.
@@lerumomakhale7479 Well his pfp is actually lighter green:)
Oh ok.
8:10
Only real gamers understand
7:04 When you die in the gulag and you have to buy someone back it because when you die in the gulag it says your returning back to base and you need to be bought for the transport
Did you don't the jokes
When is Mirage 2.0 for Noobs coming out
its not mirage is still bad lol
It was out a few weeks ago
loony my toony you do realise even macro said it’s coming out right?
My character has already has a gas mask and I still need another one to protect me
The Krueger one? Yeah I saw lol
Dude, Corona, duh.
I was literally just watching you and like when is he going to upload again
The helicopter is a closed door heli, the gas cant get in.
Same with so houses
Krueger why can I see your helmet through the cloth on your face?
How you can buy back teamates:
Money can buy off anyone, and you just make a deal with the devil to give him money and get your boi back.
If you look at the plane it has people merging together... wow
This makes no sense: getting beamed from the other side of the map by the 5.56
5.56 is a very effective round across the map no mid range yes
“The money is all that matters” *ad immediately plays*
Helicopter in the gas has a simple explanation. The helicopter YOU drive is open air, while the helicopter that help you escape, has doors. just shut the door and boom, you're safe.
The one in the game is a small Chopper. And the helicopter that takes players out after winning is a big eagle helicopter. Which has oxygen system and air ventilation in it. So duh.
Can you explain in ugga bugga style. I am dumb.
@@alincovasa6845 the one that players ride= bad. The one that winners ride= good
@@mtomasini7074 hahahaha
Good research, have my like
@@Breakaway-ic5gj thanks bro 😇
Doesnt make sense how you kept saying “another one” and didnt involve DJ Khaled :|
I was waiting for it on my screen and was disappointed when it never showed up
Marco: if you can't beat em join them
Me: my god why did i not think of that
The gulag actually looks like a public restroom 0:48
I like how he edited Pathfinder doing the fortnite default dance 😂
"Ghost more like Ghodumdum"
Not Cool man, Not cool
Not cool at all i hope he burns in hell for that statement
@@somedude3313 "ghost" and "burning" dont work well at all 😔 R.I.P Ghost..
@@acebclmao oh shit you're right🙁.Rip ghost.Well at least hes alive in the mw reboot
@@somedude3313
Everyone talking about Ghost when my man Roach ain’t getting any attention.
Why is it that I load a whole mag into an enemy’s chest and I still I die within 2 shots (while wearing 3 plates)
me: shoots enemy 1000000000000000 times *no damage* enemy: shoots me once me: dead
@@justmiyalmao it’s cause of your aim
2:00 I'm not a military expert but gas mask are disposable equipment which has limitation.
Me wondering when marcros new vid will come
Macro: warzone makes no sense
Me: god is realll.
The lodout drops have some many guns in them but the drop isn’t that big
The loadout has many guns but you can only take 1 loadout and then it explodes
I love it how he just didnt say, "well...its a game"
Ikr.If he thinks video games are "sUpPoSeD tO MAkE sEnSe" then why tf doesnt he just make his own game?
@@somedude3313 ah yes let him get his millions of dollars and hundreds of employees to make his own milsim (and it’s a joke)
The gulag isn’t hell, it’s actually purgatory
How the two guards that sends to the gulag then there gone how did they hide so fast
SUICIDE BOISSSS
Yousef is goated they walk away
7:21 : phil swift can slap some flex tape for humans edition and every wound can be healed even if you get headshot with a shotgun and ur face explodes
That actually might be the case
The phil side of the force is a path to many abilities, some considered to be... unnatural.
3:10 the heli that you escape on has airtight windows so no gas can leak through.
For the third one ,I think that there is a special gas mask on the helicopter 😂
When he said "Caustics Gas" I forgot that caustic was a character in apex
why does your “shield” get damaged in the gas... is it acid gas going through metal?!?!
Oh that actually explain why gas mask r broken on gas
gas is not a solid or liquid meaning it can basically go around the shield (if your talking about g a s)
IAmNathanielッ it could be corrosive gas
When’s mirage for noobs 2.0
I think its when he has 2k twitch subs
There is an actual explanation about the gas mask one. The filters get to polluted and the mask will fail but not that quick. Fun fact: this tech is also used next to highways to decrease co2
You can hear a pistol across the map but not the elephant and his crew running through the woods right next to you.
The reason why everyone has infinite parachutes is because they all get special deals from Rico Rodriguez.
nice reference