i HATE when you put "not interested" on IG and ig spams you with what you don't want to see, doesn't matter if it's reels or a picture post. Broken algorithm indeed. Also I'm proud of you for the consistency 💅🏼✨️
Tbh I think the whole point of insta rn is to just make it SO SO difficult to search for stuff you like that you end up spending way more time on the app than necessary
Instagram made my account follow some private account about modern warfare, which included some posts about extreme injuries. That is far from what I'm interested in so imagine my surprise when my entire feed was filled with posts from this account. I unfollowed but like- wth.
The same thing's happened to me on TikTok! 😭 I don't wanna see sad trauma dumps or people sharing what they're into in the bedroom, yet, they keep popping up on my "For You" Page!!
When you mentioned your cat’s name is gizmo, I felt compelled to tell you there’s a famous Australian book series by Paul Jennings about a cat named Gizmo who likes to pee in his owner’s drinks and was going to make a joke about you covering your drink around your cat. But then I looked it up and gizmo wasn’t the name of the cat and they weren’t even from the same book series (same author though). So I keep watching and then you made a joke about covering your drink and my goodness this video has become a journey for me.
I’m so glad someone else thought of it too! I’m p sure gizmo is about a kid that finds some weird bit of tech and silliness ensues but I can’t be sure- I’m just going off the cover art bc all the copies at my primary school were missing most of the pages to the point it was unreadable. 11 years on I still haven’t read it lol
5:45 biiiiitch this was me at 16. 2009 and 16 and I was a tumblr scene “I’m so different” girl. Please. I feel so called out and seen all at once. I’m also 29 now for those that don’t wanna math. Love you, jerm.
One time I got an ad on Instagram for a retirement home and I stared at it for a solid five minutes trying to figure out the joke cause I thought it was a meme 💀
So here's the thing. I went on Insta to find that terrible 'she's a 10' poem to share and laugh at with friends in a group chat (of course) and in the one I found, the guy is wearing a different outfit. Which means he recorded that same horrible poem in almost the exact same format at LEAST twice.
The Algorithm is playing chess. They knew he would hate what they served up, then would make a video about Reels. Ipso facto Reels is now declared camp and will enjoy an ironic resurgence. Reels then will reign for 1000 years before the Resurrection of The Dead.
6:52 literally the only guys who talk like this are the ones who are also talking to 9 other girls. this guy literally put me on his hookup private story that he only adds girls on and he had the audacity to say “girls feel free to hmu unless your talking to 5 other guys” like sir wtf are you doing then?
The only thing I like about reels is that their helping my mom with her business😌 Edit: I would @ her but her business is only available in our country, thanks for the support though
their mom's business is a pyramid scheme, isn't it? /j edit: damn these other replies are making me look like a dick, my bad. i want the @ too, please.
My hot take is that it actually would be better for them to collect and store less data about their users at the cost of less relevant content. however, Instagram/Facebook ((apparently meta now)) collects tons of info so. It doesn't add up.
I didn't know that a gay man could be as exhausted about cringy straights men like we women are :D Thanks for the experience, it was very good to see an "outsider" of hetero-normative relationship style review those suuuper cringy reels I always get, too.
The sense of peace and joy I get from knowing you posted and watching your videos..I literally can't describe it. spoiling us with all the posting we'll get used to it 🥺
Ey I'm a straight homie who actually sometimes unironically does say w about shit, like when you get an extra chicken nuget? How is that not a w lol. Anyway all I'm saying is jerm bot is funny as fuck, relatable and authentic af too, plus inspiring and transparent about mental health struggles so like yeah man I'm a fan. Not to say straight men and the dudes in this video arent frequently wack, all I'm saying is jerm's so cool both sides of the gender spectrum are down for him
I think you’re my favorite right now. And have been for months. I just rewatch videos. They bring me a large amount of joy. Thank you for making content for us Jerm
Whenever I see there’s a new video from you I almost double take because I don’t believe it but then I realise it really is real and the excitement is also really real. So happy to see you back and uploading more again! Instagram reels are the worst and I wish Instagram would stop but it seems to love tormenting everyone too much
I’m a artist on Instagram unfortunately and the Instagram algorithm is driving me insane they want to be tiktok so bad and they’re making it my problem
its 3 am and i randomly just thought about you; jerm you’re genuinely one of the most funny UA-camrs ever, stay being you. hope you’re doing okay and hope these last two years have been kind to you!!
6:57 OMG I USED TO WATCH THIS GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM. out of curiosity i looked at his content years later and it's all like this, 100% serious.
JERM TYSM FOR POSTING AGAIN. im spiralling into depression a g a i n lately and you make it so much more bearable for me! i can laugh at least once a day!!
i just found your channel. this is the first video i’ve seen. i’m just gonna binge watch your videos everytime i’m spiraling because just because thank you. so much.
7:36 the only thing that kept me from either being physically repuled by this meme or dissociate from it is the fact that i was more focused on how he was going to count all the way down to 1
I have been holding my laughter since the start of the video because I have a face mask on but the shit at 7:15 got the best outta meeeee bahahaha my mask came off
jerm: do you smell bad? me who hasn't really gotten out of bed for a week: i know it wasn't funny but the "now you don't have to" made me laugh and that's important for my mental state 😺👍
as a lesbian i have the exact opposite problem in which my instagram explore page is exclusively pictures of women but i get the straightest recommendations on tiktok
i felt this so hard! all of the reels are just “what would you do if he’” and i get so irritated since it’s not the content i wanna see and it’s just cringe 15 year olds venting.
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i act fruitier than normal for about 10 minutes after i watch ur videos
this is why i do what i do. i wont stop until everyone is fruity
@@jermbot thank god
@@jermbot thank you for spreading the fruit.
@@possumpaints6852 is this in reference to his Roblox scary games video? Or is that just my brain?
@@thegirlnamedjessicamccown9194 I haven't seen that lol I'm just a generally fruity guy ig
jerm you r really posted two videos in a year i’m so proud of you
Bro same
Yeaaa im so proud of him
Fr
Even the same month
He did that 🥹
so proud of jerms ghost for coming out!! 🥰🥰
gaysper. casgay i dont know im tired
@@jermbot yasspurr the friendslay ghost
@@jermbot slaysper
PLS
@@jermbot yassper the fruity ghost 😍
i HATE when you put "not interested" on IG and ig spams you with what you don't want to see, doesn't matter if it's reels or a picture post. Broken algorithm indeed. Also I'm proud of you for the consistency 💅🏼✨️
Tbh I think the whole point of insta rn is to just make it SO SO difficult to search for stuff you like that you end up spending way more time on the app than necessary
it just made me leave Instagram. I just don't feel appalled to look at it anymore lol
Instagram made my account follow some private account about modern warfare, which included some posts about extreme injuries. That is far from what I'm interested in so imagine my surprise when my entire feed was filled with posts from this account.
I unfollowed but like- wth.
The same thing's happened to me on TikTok! 😭 I don't wanna see sad trauma dumps or people sharing what they're into in the bedroom, yet, they keep popping up on my "For You" Page!!
@@Sunzu49 same 😭 they’re all cringe “i’m 14 and this is deep” videos
'I bet you haven't exfoliated since before Christ times'..... I'm going to use that in my everyday conversations from now on. Thanks Jerm!
@@gabrielfrost9134 girl what the hell
@@gabrielfrost9134 If a dude tries to assault a woman for hurting his ego, then clearly he has no business being around women.
@@gabrielfrost9134 wtf dude you good?
When you mentioned your cat’s name is gizmo, I felt compelled to tell you there’s a famous Australian book series by Paul Jennings about a cat named Gizmo who likes to pee in his owner’s drinks and was going to make a joke about you covering your drink around your cat. But then I looked it up and gizmo wasn’t the name of the cat and they weren’t even from the same book series (same author though). So I keep watching and then you made a joke about covering your drink and my goodness this video has become a journey for me.
I’m so glad someone else thought of it too! I’m p sure gizmo is about a kid that finds some weird bit of tech and silliness ensues but I can’t be sure- I’m just going off the cover art bc all the copies at my primary school were missing most of the pages to the point it was unreadable. 11 years on I still haven’t read it lol
@@lisdexamphetamine yeah that’s it. I can’t remember the details of the book anymore but there was definitely a gadget involved
theres also a cat named gizmo in the game Sally face.
@chainzzz ayyyyy have you played the game?
awe look at him n his consistency... two videos in one whole year
AND A SPONSOR?? nature is healing
@ezex omg ty i worked so hard
:')
VTSOM PFP SLAYYY
I'm a straight man and I love you Jermy. Never try to push me away again otherwise I'll be forced to write cringe spoken word poetry on the internet 😪
I'm just gonna subscribe out of straight spite. I couldn't bring myself to write something that terrible.
5:45 biiiiitch this was me at 16. 2009 and 16 and I was a tumblr scene “I’m so different” girl. Please. I feel so called out and seen all at once. I’m also 29 now for those that don’t wanna math.
Love you, jerm.
I was 14 back then and I feel you. I also had a humongous fringe. This was a biiig phase, but did not feel like one back then!
Hugs!
@@zweij lol no thought I’d be that way for life. Still have a touch of it still today but no. Never again. Hope you’re well ❌⭕️
One time I got an ad on Instagram for a retirement home and I stared at it for a solid five minutes trying to figure out the joke cause I thought it was a meme 💀
I’ve been missing Jerm for a hot mintute, so I’m grateful he has risen from the darkness.
Me toooo!!
Jerm don’t give me hope :*) you are posting 2 videos in the same year and I’m afraid i will get attached to you being consistent
So here's the thing. I went on Insta to find that terrible 'she's a 10' poem to share and laugh at with friends in a group chat (of course) and in the one I found, the guy is wearing a different outfit. Which means he recorded that same horrible poem in almost the exact same format at LEAST twice.
Stop, please. I would have been better off knowing that he isn't actually recycling such cringey content.
Help, all the comments are in love with it😭😭😭
I cannot decide whether insta algorithm knows jerm on a very deep level, or just really despises him
The Algorithm is playing chess. They knew he would hate what they served up, then would make a video about Reels. Ipso facto Reels is now declared camp and will enjoy an ironic resurgence. Reels then will reign for 1000 years before the Resurrection of The Dead.
I deleted TikTok awhile ago for storage purposes and being only on reels is actually terrifying my life is a nightmare
honestly
6:52 literally the only guys who talk like this are the ones who are also talking to 9 other girls. this guy literally put me on his hookup private story that he only adds girls on and he had the audacity to say “girls feel free to hmu unless your talking to 5 other guys” like sir wtf are you doing then?
congrats to jerms ghost for coming out, another day another slay 💕💕👻👻
The only thing I like about reels is that their helping my mom with her business😌
Edit: I would @ her but her business is only available in our country, thanks for the support though
their mom's business is a pyramid scheme, isn't it? /j
edit: damn these other replies are making me look like a dick, my bad. i want the @ too, please.
what’s her business
ahhhh!!! drop her @
What’s the @ bae⁉️ I wanna support 😜
@@abbyrichardson1734 none of yours
My hot take is that it actually would be better for them to collect and store less data about their users at the cost of less relevant content. however, Instagram/Facebook ((apparently meta now)) collects tons of info so. It doesn't add up.
Just here rewatching jerm videos at 1 am. Miss you man, miss my favourite jerm. Please come back! The world needs your humour
These reels and yt shorts just show how Tikturd have negatively affected everything at this point it's scary 😭
Tikturd… you’re amazing! I love you for this 💓🥹
Exactly
I didn't know that a gay man could be as exhausted about cringy straights men like we women are :D Thanks for the experience, it was very good to see an "outsider" of hetero-normative relationship style review those suuuper cringy reels I always get, too.
believe me every group is tired of cringy straight men
The sense of peace and joy I get from knowing you posted and watching your videos..I literally can't describe it. spoiling us with all the posting we'll get used to it 🥺
youre so entertaining im not even kidding. i literally laughed out loud and that rarely happens when watching youtube videos haha
"That felt like self harm"
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SNORTED OUT LOUD WHEN JERM SAID THAG
It was way worse, honestly.
Thanks jerm bot, u always are always giving me a break from reality
I thought the foot was going to be a food thing, so i was honestly relieved when it was a candle
yeah, i thought it was gonna be an ice cube 😭
the light in his eyes died so quickly when he realized what it was
When I saw the goofy on the left at 5:57 , I absolutely lost it. Idk why, but I haven't let out such a horrendous laugh is ages. Thanks jerm.
you posted another video?!?! seeing the notification felt weird, I'm so proud of you!!
i feel super weird posting again so soon. like good weird tho
@@jermbot i felt good weird too, i was even wondering if it has already been 4 months since you last posted
Miss you to THIS DAY
that spoken word reel had me dying!!! im hollering! i thought i was the only one who found them so cringeeeee. jermbot gets it
The Gabbi Hanna guy legitimately made me fear for my life. If you told me he murdered his ex I wouldn’t be even slightly surprised
He is finally starting to get the attention his humor deserves. Also i wanted to say that you look very pretty today. Im not jk
when you sprayed the fragrance a girl walked by me with heavy perfume on and before my brain caught up I thought you had magic powers
Can we talk about how great your hair is throughout this entire video? People are so shallow & I'm into REAL people.
“you weird foot candle girl.” we love u jermbot.
I cried so much today…this is exactly what I needed to cheer me up 😂 thanks jerm!!!
I really hope you are okay now. You're not alone 💓
sending all my love xx
Hey jerm yet another slayful video✨
Jermy boy can talk about US history and he'd have me still laughing with my full attention
I wasn't expecting to see you again this decade ! omg what a consistent queen, forced at gun point to stan
I literally watched the laugh at 5:03 like 100 times and it's still funny
Ey I'm a straight homie who actually sometimes unironically does say w about shit, like when you get an extra chicken nuget? How is that not a w lol. Anyway all I'm saying is jerm bot is funny as fuck, relatable and authentic af too, plus inspiring and transparent about mental health struggles so like yeah man I'm a fan. Not to say straight men and the dudes in this video arent frequently wack, all I'm saying is jerm's so cool both sides of the gender spectrum are down for him
please save me, he won't let me out of the basement
-jerm bots ghost
at least he came out of the closet though🎉
my ex boyfriend posted the "she's a 10" poem on his story after we broke up
I think you’re my favorite right now. And have been for months. I just rewatch videos. They bring me a large amount of joy. Thank you for making content for us Jerm
ig reels are so terrible, yet so addicting. i would be so so happy if they got removed ajsjsj
Whenever I see there’s a new video from you I almost double take because I don’t believe it but then I realise it really is real and the excitement is also really real. So happy to see you back and uploading more again! Instagram reels are the worst and I wish Instagram would stop but it seems to love tormenting everyone too much
I love to watch your hair get stressed out with you through each video.
that spoken word reel was “im just a nice guy, i always finish last” if it were a video
people really sponsor jerm to bully people online, and i’m here for it.
jerm bot we miss you
I just wish Instagram went back to being a photo app and not a TikTok copy 😭 I just wanna see my friends photosss
SLAY A NEW JERM BOT VIDEO
everyone being like omg were so lucky he’s posting so much this year is making me lose my mind 😭😭😭😭 i love this man
I’m a artist on Instagram unfortunately and the Instagram algorithm is driving me insane they want to be tiktok so bad and they’re making it my problem
We miss you.. Please come back Jerm🥺❤️
straight 30 year old man reporting for duty
JERM I HOPE THAT GHOST DIDNT GET TO YOU
Omg Jerm is posting more than once a year, slay bb
like why is this so entertaining
i think sailor poop girl brought the whole video together
Human brains were never meant to be exposed to this much content
we love you jeremy I hope you never get swept away into the sky by a dust devil
i didnt even finish watching it but youre right king
MAD support for jeremy's ghosts here
his videos feel like a video call with a friend hes so fcking awesome
Where did he disappear i miss him sm im gonna cry
just based off the thumbnail i know i'm gonna love the sailor moon girly girl i feel like we met in a past life😍💕
edit: SHES SO REALLL OMG
7:07 i started cackling and haven’t stopped 😊
5:26 was literally me at 14 bro 😭
"sailor moon repoop", this joke is exactly the content i use yt for, thank you
i just got to work and yeah i’m gonna watch this in the parking lot before going in
my dad recently discovered instagram reels, he’s fascinated lmfao
Come on guys, give some credit! He's posted SEVEN videos this year :D
wow thats it??? jesus
@@jermbot 😬😬😬
a blind item about me is that the guy who pops up on screen when jerm says "im goofy" at 5:57 is my estranged cousin
Literally just had a mental breakdown and now I'm laughing hysterically
I fucking love you. Don't ever change.
I love jerm’s videos sm 😭 lowkey wishing for a cat update video 🏃
its 3 am and i randomly just thought about you; jerm you’re genuinely one of the most funny UA-camrs ever, stay being you. hope you’re doing okay and hope these last two years have been kind to you!!
Can we please make this a series? Jerm’s insta reels. Please?!
6:57 OMG I USED TO WATCH THIS GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM. out of curiosity i looked at his content years later and it's all like this, 100% serious.
"Do you smell bad?"😭
So happy you uploaded a video, my day is better now!:) Hope you're fine
JERM TYSM FOR POSTING AGAIN. im spiralling into depression a g a i n lately and you make it so much more bearable for me! i can laugh at least once a day!!
your videos always make me laugh hope you have a nice :)
omg babe you posted again i’m so proud!! like so freaking genuinely proud. love you
YOU MAKE MY DAY
i just found your channel. this is the first video i’ve seen. i’m just gonna binge watch your videos everytime i’m spiraling because just because thank you. so much.
8:45 do you honestly think someone like that has 3 other friends 🤭🤭🤭
I'm so hyped jerm posted woohoo I'm doing a tap dance I'm tap dancing I'm prancing yippee
i was sitting next to one of my friends today while he was scrolling through instagram reels and they kept giving him videos for toe correctors 💀
His laughs my everything like why is it so cute
the thing abt the eyelashes thing is that...like literally every straight man ive met has crazy long lashes i-
u make an amazing point actually
5:00 YOUR LAUGH IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD
7:36
the only thing that kept me from either being physically repuled by this meme or dissociate from it is the fact that i was more focused on how he was going to count all the way down to 1
For real this was stressing me out
@@fadetheblack6237 fr like i was just sat there thinking how he was going to get himself out of this each time pls
I have been holding my laughter since the start of the video because I have a face mask on but the shit at 7:15 got the best outta meeeee bahahaha my mask came off
jerm: do you smell bad?
me who hasn't really gotten out of bed for a week:
i know it wasn't funny but the "now you don't have to" made me laugh and that's important for my mental state 😺👍
I've also been struggling with basic tasks, tbf, esp. hygeine related things
mental health struggles are a bitch, be we'll recover together
I hope you'll feel better soon bestie
Omg didn’t expect another video so soon. Also your hair looks great king you got the W bro 🧚♀️
Nah bc I had people who never took anything serious even when we experienced death and they constantly made things into a joke
you're actually funny and i haven't laughed in a really long time
as a lesbian i have the exact opposite problem in which my instagram explore page is exclusively pictures of women but i get the straightest recommendations on tiktok
i felt this so hard! all of the reels are just “what would you do if he’” and i get so irritated since it’s not the content i wanna see and it’s just cringe 15 year olds venting.