I haven’t had a catharsis in 7 years, even then it wasn’t a complete one because I tamped it down… so it was more like half a catharsis? I have a lot of pent up rage
Chew off one demon's face and you get branded for life. Plus, somewhere in another dimension, the tale of the Face Eaters is told, and grown demon lords weep when it is told.
Reminds me of the first Goosebumps movie, when facing down all the monsters of the books, the kids are cornered by a werewolf. The Nerd then suddenly surges forward and Freaking Bites It! As It whimpers off in pain, the Nerd explains that he had multiple fillings because of his bad teeth. So most of his chompers are full of Dental Grade Sliver!
i mean when you snap, you don't have anything holding you back like thoughts or other feelings, just pure rage and the target which actually makes humans react faster and the adrenalin pumping shuts off the limiters that hinders us from tearing ourselves apart with our true strength .
Yeah, they like to call it a "dis-associative event". When you go into one, you don't even have a sense of self-preservation. All you can do is kill your target, and you won't hesitate to kill yourself to do it. I got lucky. My "target" was a hair faster than me and scared for his life, and I slammed full speed into a wall and bounced back 10 feet (3 meters). Took years to fully recover physically from that.
This once had me on the floor dying. Long story short a fellow officer of mine before I retired had an incident with a homeless guy. The gentleman was just one fry short and attacked him. Before we could wrestle the guy off of him he started screaming. "He's eating my face, he's eating my face!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor fellow he never did live that one down.
Ate his face, ripped off his head and... Hey, Sullivan, what's that neck part? Also, I heard someone in the back saying something about no bubblegum. That was odd...
dude got so angry he channeled the Doomguy so much he conjured a demon SPECIFICALLY TO BEAT THE LITERAL HELL OUT OF IT That's a whole nother level of pissed off
Saw it happen to a soldier I did time with. One minute he was just standing there (E&E class), the next thing I saw was him charging the three coils of razor wire that was surrounding the POW camp. He didn’t even try to jump over it, just plowed straight into it and kept going. They finally caught him a few klicks down the road still running like a certified lunatic. Ripped to shreds, razor wire is some nasty stuff. I never did hear what set him off, and I never asked. A few months later he suddenly showed up at 1st formation like he just returned from mid tour R&R. Other than a few of the guys (all the Officers and the First Sergeant) giving him some looks no one ever brought it up, as far as I know.
If you pay attention, Agro is reading an updated version of or he is able to just read in a different word here and there. Sometimes it’s way different, usually just different.
well, i mean, that depends... its mostly true... but.. i mean when a small girl gets angry and the worst you can envision is being mauled by an angry..... kitten... LoL...
Sure, a small girl not too frightening... assuming she *only* tries to physically attack you. You don't want to deal with an fully grown angry woman. Especially if your endangered her kid(s).
@@osmacar5331 those 3 are literally DoomSlayer -uses guns because to him it is apparently more engaging and fun than just oneshotting everything with a fist -eons in hell fighting demons (after losing pretty much everything,twice) -of course doing that isn't good for mental health
[Somewhere in another dimension] A short robed figure kneels before a figure sitting on a throne of twisted black metal. "My Lord, we have finally managed to make a breach into the dimensional barrier!" "Great, send through a scout." ...Five minutes later... The figure on the throne stirs impatiently. "Why haven't I seen any reports yet, surely the scout should have at least sent back his initial findings." The robed advisor turns away from the aids he has quietly be arguing with for the past minute or so, and faces his lord, his skin looking slightly pale. "Well sir, it appears the scout is dead." WHAT!? The lord's response shakes the entire throne room "Yes sir." The advisor stutters. "We are still trying to verify the authenticity of the final message he sent, but it seems that right after emerging he got into a fight with an adolescent member of the humans, the primitive race our early scans revealed, the ones you thought would make good slaves..." His voice trails off for a second. "...well, it seems the adolescent human not only killed the scout by ripping his head clean from his body, it seems to have...consumed part of the scout's face during the fight..." The advisor's face looks positively peaky as he finishes his statement. The lord spends several long moments staring down at his advisor, his face emotionless as he processes the news he has just been given, before he finally asks in a disturbingly calm voice. "Has the scout's death been verified?" "Yes sir." The advisor responds. "The only delay was in confirming the facts of how he died." "...I see..." The figure on the throne said slowly. "Check with the warlocks to see if there is a way seal back up the barrier. Let it be known that the barrier appears to be unbreakable, and that we must search elsewhere for prey." His face grows momentarily dark as he points down at his advisor. "And not a word of the events from today is leave this hall or I will make sure YOU are sent through the barrier to get me more information..." The advisor bows low, glad that his lord's normal temper seems to have returned. His anger, while dangerous, he understood. He had never heard his lord use that calm, quiet tone before, and for some reason it sent shivers down his spine. "Yes milord, it will be so." He hoped this was the last he heard or saw of these humans, the reports were bad enough. As he left his lord's side to pass on his will to the warlocks, he silently wondered which of his aides he might need to silence to ensure that hope remained a reality.
I wish it was like that. How many times some small thing keeps happening that just enrages me but I have none but myself to blame. With this then THERE IS A TARGET AND REASON for my rage. How fun. I do believe that this would be quite therapeutic for us all.
Right now? Yeah, give me two demons to fight. Betting I'll win. At the very least they will look like they had been mauled and bashed around by a pack of larger demons.
As a teenager, I went into a blind rage twice. It scared me enough to make me decide to never let myself get that mad again. When I was 20, I had a guy who was a lot bigger than me decide to leave me alone after he saw me lift the left front wheel of a 67 Mercury Marquis off the ground. It was still on the car.
He spent time in juvie for being so mad he summoned a demon. No matter that he killed it; he snapped before it showed up. It was the outburst not the demon killing.
A dude in New York is in jail for killing a man who walked in to the train screaming he will hurt people he doesn't care anymore who has been in jail 40 times before many charges of which includes hurting people. In today's world I wouldn't be surprised to see someone sitting in jail for killing a literal demon
Nah, in this story demons were found to be real at the same time the dude snapped. Maybe implying the snapping caused the demon. I think the purple eyes is supposed to be the result as purple is not a normal eye color for humans. School from the story must have been in Chicago or something. Recently some (real) teacher got their a55 beat for taking away a switch (game console) from a student. We are talking her unconscious and him still punching her in the back of the head.
@@nexusdrop7863 Pretty sure it wasn't Chicago but another student pepper sprayed a teacher who had the audacity to take away her phone while she googled answers during a test.
Love your channel. Have an open call for help here, trying to find an old vid of yours here. It was a story where all aliens wear Augmented Reality to disguise how disgusting everyone finds each other. Apart from the Humans who have their own version, and were the only ones to stop a robbery. I loved that and want to listen to it again. Thanks.
I feel like this story needs more context. Like, what was the 'demon' in the story? Was it actually a being from a literal Hell, or was it just some alien that looked like human 'demons'? Why and how did it just 'appear' in the classroom? Is this somehow connected to humans contacting all these other races (since the first alien seemed to take the existence of demons in good pace) or is this just incidentally connected?
Unfortunatly a lot of this stories take the Deathworlders idea and make their own crazy fanfic with the idea. Lots of authors....lots of inconsistencies with the OG work.
This reminds me of how I conquered my fears (kind of) basically a lucid dream situation but only by power level cause all I saw in my parents room in my dream when I was young was golden Freddy (and thanks to a smg4 video with Mario in fnaf and now knowing of what golden Freddy can do) I instantly pounced on him (ima not get jumpscared in my dreams) and tear through his metal like butter and did a Mortal Kombat on him by tearing his apperently clockwork and fleshy heart and then eating it on the spot (I don’t even do mortal kombat how the heck I did that back then and now?!) even since conquering my nightmare caused me to change in how I deal with nightmares when I sleep I saw to myself if I’m dreaming and it becomes a nightmare say Rip and Tear while imagining myself growing into a humanoid monster and no matter what keep saying it as you attack your nightmares (it worked and ever since I never had any nightmares, to be fair I’m still scared of some things in nightmares but I’ve grown tired of this charade and I’m 200% mad in my nightmares.)
Jeff was lucky. If only all our demons were that easy to identify and conquer.
Tasted like chicken...
@@jeff8833What happened with the pencil though? Were you able to finish what you were doing?
@@jeff8833 It did actually - may be why I don't like chicken any more.
To me they taste like bacon
Chicken-pork?
dude channeled the doom guy energy for a bit, sounded like he needed the catharsis too
Rip and tear
@@Rekhan4242 until its done.
*Berserk pickup.mp3*
Currently playing: *Super Gore Nest-Doom Eternal OST*
Next song: *Murder Machine Inc-Dusk OST*
I haven’t had a catharsis in 7 years, even then it wasn’t a complete one because I tamped it down… so it was more like half a catharsis?
I have a lot of pent up rage
No one expects you to have your teeth enchanted as a +5 weapon.
Chew off one demon's face and you get branded for life. Plus, somewhere in another dimension, the tale of the Face Eaters is told, and grown demon lords weep when it is told.
We will invade and consume every universe! Except that one. Even when it is the last one... just no!
Reminds me of the first Goosebumps movie, when facing down all the monsters of the books, the kids are cornered by a werewolf.
The Nerd then suddenly surges forward and Freaking Bites It!
As It whimpers off in pain, the Nerd explains that he had multiple fillings because of his bad teeth.
So most of his chompers are full of Dental Grade Sliver!
Worse still, demon children are frightened into bad behaviour by this terrible story.
Don't make Jeff angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Did Jeff happen to turn green during the encounter?
i mean when you snap, you don't have anything holding you back like thoughts or other feelings, just pure rage and the target which actually makes humans react faster and the adrenalin pumping shuts off the limiters that hinders us from tearing ourselves apart with our true strength .
Yeah, they like to call it a "dis-associative event". When you go into one, you don't even have a sense of self-preservation. All you can do is kill your target, and you won't hesitate to kill yourself to do it. I got lucky. My "target" was a hair faster than me and scared for his life, and I slammed full speed into a wall and bounced back 10 feet (3 meters). Took years to fully recover physically from that.
Yeah it's cool that we can do that but when we come down... damn do you feel it.
This once had me on the floor dying.
Long story short a fellow officer of mine before I retired had an incident with a homeless guy.
The gentleman was just one fry short and attacked him.
Before we could wrestle the guy off of him he started screaming.
"He's eating my face, he's eating my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor fellow he never did live that one down.
The fact that's the only demon that showed up means her scared the rest back to hell lol
We have finally breached the barrier of reality, soon the mortal world will be ours
Send the first scout
. . . what do you mean it ate his face😦
Went full ape
Never mind moving to another one this reality is obviously not a good candidate lol
A short film from the Demon point of view of an invasion then the reaction of what happened - would be bloody hilarious to see.
Ate his face, ripped off his head and... Hey, Sullivan, what's that neck part? Also, I heard someone in the back saying something about no bubblegum. That was odd...
I'm gonna go to hell for this, but I can't stop laughing at that demon in the thumbnail.
Bro looks like he had the mother of all strokes.
Surprisingly you didn't get any hate for that, good job
A Cadian ripping a Daemon's head off... sounds about right.
He ripped the head off a red demon summoned by rage?
Khorne does not care if the blood is from heroes or the servants of evil, only that it flows
Cadia Stands!
@@mattbrown5511 Cadia Stands!
The planet broke before the guard did!
That was a well written, and as usual, well read story.
dude got so angry he channeled the Doomguy so much he conjured a demon SPECIFICALLY TO BEAT THE LITERAL HELL OUT OF IT
That's a whole nother level of pissed off
Saw it happen to a soldier I did time with. One minute he was just standing there (E&E class), the next thing I saw was him charging the three coils of razor wire that was surrounding the POW camp.
He didn’t even try to jump over it, just plowed straight into it and kept going.
They finally caught him a few klicks down the road still running like a certified lunatic.
Ripped to shreds, razor wire is some nasty stuff.
I never did hear what set him off, and I never asked. A few months later he suddenly showed up at 1st formation like he just returned from mid tour R&R.
Other than a few of the guys (all the Officers and the First Sergeant) giving him some looks no one ever brought it up, as far as I know.
If you pay attention, Agro is reading an updated version of or he is able to just read in a different word here and there. Sometimes it’s way different, usually just different.
I don't know why but it reminds me of that old one where our Champion comes into the arena too "rip and tare!"
Rip and respec? 'Tare' generally referes to resetting a scale back to naught. I hadn't heard of another meaning.
"Ever seen an angry human? It ain't pretty..."
well, i mean, that depends... its mostly true... but.. i mean when a small girl gets angry and the worst you can envision is being mauled by an angry..... kitten... LoL...
Sure, a small girl not too frightening... assuming she *only* tries to physically attack you.
You don't want to deal with an fully grown angry woman.
Especially if your endangered her kid(s).
A bored, tormented,and mildly insane one is worse.
@@osmacar5331 those 3 are literally DoomSlayer
-uses guns because to him it is apparently more engaging and fun than just oneshotting everything with a fist
-eons in hell fighting demons (after losing pretty much everything,twice)
-of course doing that isn't good for mental health
@@platinumchromee3191 well.. no...
[Somewhere in another dimension]
A short robed figure kneels before a figure sitting on a throne of twisted black metal.
"My Lord, we have finally managed to make a breach into the dimensional barrier!"
"Great, send through a scout."
...Five minutes later...
The figure on the throne stirs impatiently.
"Why haven't I seen any reports yet, surely the scout should have at least sent back his initial findings."
The robed advisor turns away from the aids he has quietly be arguing with for the past minute or so, and faces his lord, his skin looking slightly pale.
"Well sir, it appears the scout is dead."
WHAT!?
The lord's response shakes the entire throne room
"Yes sir." The advisor stutters. "We are still trying to verify the authenticity of the final message he sent, but it seems that right after emerging he got into a fight with an adolescent member of the humans, the primitive race our early scans revealed, the ones you thought would make good slaves..." His voice trails off for a second.
"...well, it seems the adolescent human not only killed the scout by ripping his head clean from his body, it seems to have...consumed part of the scout's face during the fight..." The advisor's face looks positively peaky as he finishes his statement.
The lord spends several long moments staring down at his advisor, his face emotionless as he processes the news he has just been given, before he finally asks in a disturbingly calm voice.
"Has the scout's death been verified?"
"Yes sir." The advisor responds. "The only delay was in confirming the facts of how he died."
"...I see..." The figure on the throne said slowly. "Check with the warlocks to see if there is a way seal back up the barrier. Let it be known that the barrier appears to be unbreakable, and that we must search elsewhere for prey." His face grows momentarily dark as he points down at his advisor. "And not a word of the events from today is leave this hall or I will make sure YOU are sent through the barrier to get me more information..."
The advisor bows low, glad that his lord's normal temper seems to have returned. His anger, while dangerous, he understood. He had never heard his lord use that calm, quiet tone before, and for some reason it sent shivers down his spine.
"Yes milord, it will be so." He hoped this was the last he heard or saw of these humans, the reports were bad enough. As he left his lord's side to pass on his will to the warlocks, he silently wondered which of his aides he might need to silence to ensure that hope remained a reality.
Thanks Jeff!
The only thing they fear is... Jeff.
When one bad day makes you summon a demon with your rage but also the day you make said demon disappear
@@TheGrimFormOfLuck But Steam nerfed the cheat codes for the updated Doom games, bastards.
Hope this wasn't the early life of Jeff the Singularity.
I wish it was like that. How many times some small thing keeps happening that just enrages me but I have none but myself to blame. With this then THERE IS A TARGET AND REASON for my rage. How fun. I do believe that this would be quite therapeutic for us all.
Right now? Yeah, give me two demons to fight. Betting I'll win. At the very least they will look like they had been mauled and bashed around by a pack of larger demons.
There are video games, man! Go shoot some demons!
As a teenager, I went into a blind rage twice. It scared me enough to make me decide to never let myself get that mad again. When I was 20, I had a guy who was a lot bigger than me decide to leave me alone after he saw me lift the left front wheel of a 67 Mercury Marquis off the ground. It was still on the car.
He spent time in Juvie for... Killing a demon?
Still murder, even if it likely saved everyone's lives because it was still a *demon* so what can you do?
Obviously extradition wasn't a thing... or the demons didn't want to go thru the punishment that he'd bring them.
I guess they mistaken the demon for another teen.
He spent time in juvie for being so mad he summoned a demon. No matter that he killed it; he snapped before it showed up. It was the outburst not the demon killing.
A dude in New York is in jail for killing a man who walked in to the train screaming he will hurt people he doesn't care anymore who has been in jail 40 times before many charges of which includes hurting people. In today's world I wouldn't be surprised to see someone sitting in jail for killing a literal demon
I wonder what the long term effects from eating the face of a demon would be?
Permanent lifelong diarrhoea. 😂
purple eyes ofc
You go into accounting.
@@UmarWazir Accountants tend to be evil... this checks out.
An unnatural appetite?
For the algorithm! It’s good to see your mug in the vid. It gives the presentation a whole new dimension.
To think they set that prank up decades ago. That's awesome.
I don't think that was a prank😔
@@danijelandroid im not sure that story works better if it was a prank, or if it wasnt....
Nah, in this story demons were found to be real at the same time the dude snapped. Maybe implying the snapping caused the demon. I think the purple eyes is supposed to be the result as purple is not a normal eye color for humans.
School from the story must have been in Chicago or something. Recently some (real) teacher got their a55 beat for taking away a switch (game console) from a student. We are talking her unconscious and him still punching her in the back of the head.
@@nexusdrop7863 Pretty sure it wasn't Chicago but another student pepper sprayed a teacher who had the audacity to take away her phone while she googled answers during a test.
@@markuhler2664 think i saw that in a video. she should get be beaten for that.
You know why I like this channel? It's not just scraping reddit and using an AI to read the story. Keep it up man!
This one is REALY good. Brings the whole ScienceFantasy genre back into perspectve !!!
Weakling Xenos lol. Really enjoyed this story. Thanks for finding and narrating another gem!
For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
The demon was a new transfer student. Thats why it made headlines. Jeff got off on a lighter sentence due to his breakdown.
Extremely funny and wonderfully written!
I really appreciated it!
In this instance, most aliens have similar defenses as fainting goats.
Ahhhhhh.... These stories are perfect when I am feeling troubled, and need a good story to help me rest... My thanks!
Thank you FarmWhich4275! Very well told by Agro Squirrel and a very funny ending to the story! Nicely done!
From now on, whenever I'm attending a stand-up call, I will always refer to anything I do as "I was using my predator gaze to WHATEVER"
now THAT was a good laugh. i needed that today.
The “help me” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great job on the story! I needed a good laugh today.
Dont think ive ever been this early. Really needed the break from finals, ‘preciate it boss.
Purple eyes, willing to rip a demon's head off.... Is Jeff Cadian?
You do amazing work!
OK, the story didn't go where I thought it was going to, and that was good! Well done digging this gem up...
Another Fantastic Presentation Agro... Many Thanks
This one was great..loveed the ending
ROFLMFAO!!! That was hilarious...
:)
Love your channel. Have an open call for help here, trying to find an old vid of yours here. It was a story where all aliens wear Augmented Reality to disguise how disgusting everyone finds each other. Apart from the Humans who have their own version, and were the only ones to stop a robbery. I loved that and want to listen to it again. Thanks.
Humanity also sabotaged the vr because we killed our planet as a result of vr induced ign
It is "The Price of consensus or the dangers of a metaverse"
@@kaliban4758 Ah thank you thank you. Love that story. Owe you one.
This one reminds me a lot of the animes that I watch. Freaking hilarious story this time!
I had a nightmare where I was being chased by a Furion alien (DAH) and when he picked me up with pkp, I heard YOUR VOICE saying "End of Story"
That was excellent. Nice to be able to put a face to the voice.
I'd have laughed my posterior off watch two people pass out especially a lizard guy cop. And then explain what happened and laugh some more😂😂
Love it!
For the stories & the algorithm!
'This one time at Math camp , i ate a demon face'
Jeff's never going to live that down.
As mentioned before, he goes "rip and tear until is done"
I love this Story 😄
Rip and tear until it is done. Then go back to studying.
Reasons why rage summonings aren't the most popular duty among demons.
Appreciate you
:)
No thoughts, only rage. Rip and Tear... Until it's done.
Keep up the great work!
For the Algorithm!
That is an average holiday gathering in my family. Minus the aliens of course.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Rip and Tear, until it is done
Jeff basically said, "If Doom Guy is not real i will become Doom Guy."
There are a few demons I'd like to sic Jeff on. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
When you're so hangry only snacking on a demon's face will sate you.
Imagine being so filled with rage a literal demon manifests in the room
Fun! Thank you.
Khorne was very pleased that day, I guess...
That must have been the demon that was tormenting him since he is better now.
That was messed up. Well done.
"Huh," said Jeff,"Any idea why that scares them so much?" he asks.
"Absolutely no idea," sighed the narrator.
The only question I have is were Jeff's eyes Purple prior to or post demon slaying?
I need to know more about the fluffiness rampage that the dog went on please
R I P A N D T E A R
😂😂 that was a good one!
Demon: “ ah ha! Finally I have been summoned… wait why do I hear Doom music?”
Jeff, good on you!
For finally biting back on what was eating you!
The inquisition of the imperium of man wants to recruit Jeff.
With the new format you make me think of Yuri from Command & Conquer or something like that.
This is hilarious!!!
Jeff ; Man I told you my story would be too much for them. Fifty bucks pay up.🤣
Lol I'm still laughing good story
I feel like this story needs more context. Like, what was the 'demon' in the story? Was it actually a being from a literal Hell, or was it just some alien that looked like human 'demons'? Why and how did it just 'appear' in the classroom? Is this somehow connected to humans contacting all these other races (since the first alien seemed to take the existence of demons in good pace) or is this just incidentally connected?
Unfortunatly a lot of this stories take the Deathworlders idea and make their own crazy fanfic with the idea.
Lots of authors....lots of inconsistencies with the OG work.
The human with purple eyes should have been a tip off, Warhammer 40k reference.
What was he supposed to do the doom music kicked in.
hehehehe, I loved the way this one went :)😍
... in a reality with out demons, someone climbs a click tower...
If only our demons could manifest so that we could murder them and relieve our stress.
you ever see a man when the monkey brain kicks in and goes full Rip and Tear? it aint fun.
demon: *get brought into existence from unadulterated rage*
enraged human: so you have chosen death
Laughed out loud !!!!
We've all had those fantasies at school 😂
This reminds me of how I conquered my fears (kind of) basically a lucid dream situation but only by power level cause all I saw in my parents room in my dream when I was young was golden Freddy (and thanks to a smg4 video with Mario in fnaf and now knowing of what golden Freddy can do) I instantly pounced on him (ima not get jumpscared in my dreams) and tear through his metal like butter and did a Mortal Kombat on him by tearing his apperently clockwork and fleshy heart and then eating it on the spot (I don’t even do mortal kombat how the heck I did that back then and now?!) even since conquering my nightmare caused me to change in how I deal with nightmares when I sleep I saw to myself if I’m dreaming and it becomes a nightmare say Rip and Tear while imagining myself growing into a humanoid monster and no matter what keep saying it as you attack your nightmares (it worked and ever since I never had any nightmares, to be fair I’m still scared of some things in nightmares but I’ve grown tired of this charade and I’m 200% mad in my nightmares.)
Hilarious ending.
Sounds like Wormwood had a bad day.
FarmWhich good story inbound 😊
He shrieked🤯... and passed out.😵 😅
Me: (Reads title) "Oh no."
He's from Cadia, isn't he?
"All you need it one, bad, day"
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
My first instinct when seeing a demon would be to attack as well. Even when im not already upset.
I see the kid killed his demon. Surpised he when to jail for it. You would think killing a demon there would not be a law to arrest you for.