I Spent a Month in the Swamp - Conan Exiles Solo Jungle Challenge
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- THE SOLO PVP OFFICIAL JUNGLE CHALLENGE BEGINS...
The rules are simple - I can ONLY farm and pick up resources from within the borders of the jungle, if I want anything else... I'll have to find a way to take it from another player. Using our wits and game knowledge we'll see just how far we can make it, and just how much of the server we can take.
Conan gameplay - LONG OVERDUE!
Conan Exiles is an online multiplayer survival game, now with sorcery, set in the lands of Conan the Barbarian. Enter a vast, open-world sandbox and play together with friends and strangers as you build your own home or even a shared city. Survive freezing cold temperatures, explore loot-filled dungeons, develop your character from scavenging survivor to mighty barbarian and powerful sorcerer, and fight to dominate your enemies in epic siege wars.
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So uhhhh... been uh... almost half a year since my last gameplay upload... oops. I'VE BEEN BUSY
This was filmed back in august so if you see healthbars way further away than you're used to, it's not ESP, that's just how the game was. Let me know what you think of the challenge format and if you prefer a series over one long video. Enjoy!
Keep doing you. Cannot wait to watch this
Love the challenge format. Adds a different dynamic to it
what conan should do is what ARK did for caves and ruins on various maps. add cave damage. so on ark if i recall cave damage on default is either 3x or 5x, for the sake of argument lets say they make it 5x on conan. so any base build within world map structures like the keystone take 5x structure damage AND being in these zones will prevent the use of god bubbles. this would solve the ceiling base meta issue, yes ceiling bases will still be strong or at least viable, BUT they will no longer be unraidable if built correctly.
tried conan pvp (i have a shameful 21k hours on ARK: Survival Evolved across 3 accounts on pvp only servers) and its worse than ark official servers in the amount of cheaters, dupers, meshers we found. nearly every server was dead except for non US servers so the ping was utter trash, and every server was littered with grief spam and ceiling bases. if the creators of this game actually gave a fuck about it they would of done something about ceiling bases. the ARK devs are mostly PVE andy's but they have pvp minded people on their staff that at least make an attempt to balance the game out for pvp as well as pve.
so i just stuck to modded PVE servers on conan because i feel the pvp is just really shit in its current state, even though the combat mechanics feel really good to me and seem like it would be super fun. but theres a reason ARK is the king of survival genre pvp/raiding it just has more option for players and it all functions far better =/
Quality content takes time
Link your other channel, description and pin it. It's worth it
I love the fact that we make him talk to himself for hours and get to witness the madness slowly set in.
It's Beautiful.
I loved it, when's the next one?
DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM
Woah.... it's Shade.
Love seeing big Youbers im subbed to in the random corners of UA-cam
@@ceronesthesdaddy come back
There are only two UA-camrs I care about. SPACE ICE and CERONESTHES.
birch you love soggy chips
40:46 Was not at all expecting that lol. Seeing my question answered on video just brought out what is probably the dumbest grin I’ve ever had on a toilet. Thanks Cero!
....40 minutes on the toilet, bro?? Fiber? -.- :p
i watched this video on a toilet too!
@@jbwooten89 time flies when you're having fun
@@TallnutEnjoyerSame!
YES THE KING IS BACK
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I was going to write the same
Big facts🗣🗣
I can't wait for the next Conan Exiles 2hr video, with a full voice acting team! 😁
You play this dumpsterfire so that the rest of us addicts dont have to. Your sacrifice is much appreciated
Has it gotten to the point where you fans are addicted to content about the game but can’t stand it as an actual game? I’ve seen that a couple of times.
@@stingerjohnny9951 fans is a strong word... but yeah, pretty much.
@@Sir_Porridge …I think you might be in a toxic relationship there bud, sorry to tell ya. 🤣
Apparently, no one hates this game as much as people who like this game.
@@libertyprime7911 Well yes, as brilliant as this game is the company is unwilling to fix the issues that have been there for god knows how many years. I love conan but can't play it more than about 2-3 months a year otherwise my mental health will start taking a hit because of the glaring problems that have still not been fixed despite not being that big of a thing to fix.
These videos give me the same pleasure as watching stuff like "naked and afraid" and "survivor man". Just seeing a man in a hostile, miserable environment toughing it out and pushing forward no matter what gets thrown at him. Your suffering is much appreciated and VERY entertaining. Great video and I love the concept of only using 1 biome. Ocean/river only would be truly something to watch.
Not even ten minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter.
Im proper wounded by the oversaturation of unrelated jokes and lack of developing story/adventure
How bizarre, after watching the full two hours of this video, i wish to see a never ending video of you trapped suffering in conan exiles. :) great vid, hopefully you can find some redemption in 3.0 :)
I can't remember the last time I got this excited for an upload!
I don't know much about this game, I played it for about 3 hours, so I have no room to critique your gameplay. That being said..... this was great. I really enjoy the effort you put into this, and I equally enjoy watching someone play a game they know so well.
An hour and 30 minutes into this video and now you got me wishing I was watching that space engineers playthrough you teased that you had to shelf for this video. I think you having fun with a game makes it more fun to watch, and a duo with Jumbi in a game you're still excited playing sounds like a recipe for a good time. It's a balancing act but I think the only way to get the algorithm to push out your other stuff is to keep doing other stuff, and build up more of an audience that isn't just here for Conan, and more of an audience that's here for your stuff in general. And I think having fun with other stuff like it seemed like you did with V Rising is better than burning yourself out on just Conan.
Holy shit I am so pumped for this! I'm actually going to save it til Christmas to watch it. I'll add it to the list of awesome movies I'm going to watch 😁😁
No don’t it’s good but it’s not that type of 2hr video
just watch it on a good afternoon or something
What a good way to wake up, you’re back and making Conan again🙂🙂
Fuckin finally.
I guess we found the lucky audience member
The time you spent on your Arnold impressions was time well spent. It's spot on.
I have like 20 hours in Conan but I’ve been checking your channel periodically just waiting for these series ❤
Love it that he is breaking his rule of 'everything must be get picked up in the jungle bio' in the first 2 minutes 😂 keep on going what makes you happy bro don't stress and keep it just the way YOU want to do ✌️
I'M ARNOLD LEFT HAND GOOD HAND 👏
Honestly thought I was the only one that felt this about the state of offical Conan pvp, such a hilarious guy
I’m both sorry we are somewhat hostaging you into Conan but at the same time your Conan content is my favorite of your content
I also don't see anyone else doing this kind of Conan content.
Bro you are funny AF, and so entertaining to watch. Seriously you deserve more views,likes and Subs. Keep up the good work. ;)
Ah yes, finally! Some content i can ACTUALLY ENJOY! Scouting content! The desire to probe deep into enemy defenses, to climb to great heights and overcome what the homeowner thought was next to impenetrable but was a close fifth due to bad building design. The ability to finesse past disgusting ammounts of wall spikes because apparantly that's the only thing that is close to what people in this community like to call 'Duct Tape'.
What? I like scouting more than the actual raiding, ok?
Only way to kill a ceiling base with a bubble is to camp the entrances to hopefully stop them farming for the bubble. Then you raid when it’s done. Only possible if you have more people than them.
Nah just troll the clan in global chat to trigger them. Then summon an admin to ban the clan. This is clearly the new meta
22:35 they are definitely the same groups of people lol.
Edited an hour and a half later. I'll be honest, I watch your videos because I like the way you present yourself and the way you tell your stories lol. Conan may be the reason I first saw your channel but I'll follow your style anywhere. Shame the algorithm has decided to sabotage the channels growth
i cant find this meme anywhere and i want to send it to a friend so bad hahahahaha
yay dads back from the store.
I did get pretty damn excited when I saw you post. You're a fantastic story teller. I'm sorry you feel trapped, though.
I gotta say man, im only 2 minutes in and i've spent that 2 minutes laughing my ass off. You're a hilarious man my dude, through and through
Would definitely watch the other space game man the Conan content is great but it’s you ultimately that makes the story and context we all love man.
For reference I absolutely adored your V Rising videos too.
I've been patiently waiting for this day, I knew it would be worth it, really love the Conan videos keep up the great work
That clutch against the raiders was wild.
Finally!! We have waited so long! I clicked so fast on this....
can't believe i've spent 2 hours of my life watching you play conan instead of farming volatile glands, you my good sir have earned a sub. keep up the amazing work and please never seek therapy because this content is too fucking good.
The only thing I could think about this entire video was how good the Arnold impression was 😂
WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE CAME
Just finished your V rising series from half a year back. Got to say, I'll watch your storytelling masterpieces anytime any game
Always fun to see the torment. Would prefer seeing your enemies' torment but I'll settle for yours.
Cero giving out early Crommas presents. My man
GREAT Video!!! There is nothing wrong with scouting!!! Keep doing you!!! I look forward to new video's!!!! Maybe I'll see you in game sometime!
Ooooooh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the stroy continues. I am soo excited for these 2 hrs. of storytelling. Thank you so much!
I feel like I should have said this on at least one the v rising vids but bro I love your content, I see the copious hours you put into not only playing each game but the absolute quality edits are very very noice!
I love the fact that your still committed to putting out that great content, no matter the game my man!! ❤❤
P.s your Arnold impression is on point 👌😆
freaking love your stories been binging your videos since yesterday finding your channel, great stuff
The impersonations and different voices are just amazing for the narration and story, love em
I really hope funcom watches your video so they can see how most players feel when playing the game. Conan is such a fun game and because of it we get content like this, but it sucks when the game is barely playable how it’s supposed to be and I totally understand how you feel
The game has everything to be great but poor servers and a couple of bad design choices(clan size should be 5-6 at most) make the game unplayable for most people, shame there is a good game hidden there that would have a big playerbase just if the servers worked a bit better somehow.
I absolutely loved PVP. The raids, counterraids, even as a solo that feeling of being under siege and hunted. People complained when everyone was transferring gear around, cross server battles. Not me, loved that as well even though I was raided hard as a solo. But the bugs and admins deleting whole bases. I finally built a SOLO base good enough to be painful to raid. It was compact, didn't cause lag and I KNEW it was going to be next. Every clan on the server was wiped and I had the only t3 base. Just me and sandstone noobs... so I just body vaulted and... left
You love Conan, You love Conan, YOU LOVE CONAN!
He really does love Conan. I can tell.
Yes another video! I love it when one of your videos just pops up on my notifications. Pure excellence with all of these videos
Excellent video. I expect another one in around 4 months.
I knew you must have had something in the works. Cant wait to watch this. Welcome back, legend.
Haven't finished yet but I'm enjoying the heck out of this. This is your life's calling man, don't make it harder on yourself by rejecting it😃. I do like mad king Ceronesthes 😁.
Hey Cero, I would totally watch a Space Engineers playthrough if that would bring you more enjoyment. I do also want to see some sorcery eventually though. Keep it up, you're one of the best ones on here!
Just being real with you, your channel is soooo far fucking underrated cronk, if u want to play other games so long as the same narrative driven style you have comes with you id be fucking fine with watching almost anything, feel like many here agree, how you dont have more subs is beyond me. Yea its a run on sentence but yehaw and fucking hawye good to see u upload
This might be an interesting idea to guarantee a good raid:
Invite a friend or two to play *against* you (like maybe have a certain time frame to each build the best base or something? Idk we're spitballing here), then have that be the main challenge. The other PvPers could add to that randomness element because they'll still do whatever the fuck they want, right?
Idk, might work, might not be interesting. Thanks for playing Conan, sorry you gotta play Conan :)
Im tired of all those "100 days in (insert game title)" videos of people just saying "This day I did this and that". Finally, found this. A longer video with entertaining commentary.
Jaaaaa, AHNOLD
Edit: I love your style of videos. The sort of free-form commentary with engaging combat, some memes and jokes dispersed throughout is really entertaining.
P.S. They’re Aliens
Wonderful to see you back (though I find myself missing Jumbi, too). Your sardonic cynicism while playing Conan is the shot of copium to my arm needed to help me through my own solo conan pvp experience.
Thanks!
Sounds like you don't really like playing Conan but I appreciate the video and enjoyed it.
(Edit: after hearing some comments I thought I mentioned that I used to be a hardcore player for a couple years have recently been thinking of coming back.)
Thank you my man, every little bit helps - cletus can use the money to get heavier truncheons
The best part about him not wanting to play Conan is that the sadistic part of me gets its kick while the masochist part of me get to watch all the scouting footage that he shows to pretend all of this isn't scripted :)
I’ve been checking your channel every day for the last 6 months, Now you’ve uploaded, I feel.. hollow, like I’m missing something
Everytime I turn on Conan I always ask myself "why the F--- am I still here" and spend 7 hours scouting
So, I feel your pain
idk what i expected out of a Conan Playthruogh but is good to know that no matter how bad a server is you will make it entertaining and we will all enjoy suffering..... love you Cero keep it up
Theres such an unbelievable amount of tribal knowledge in this game. I have almost 6000 hours in this game, ive "seen it all", except clearly i havent haha. That little "jump pad" with the angled roofing is brilliant and ive never seen it lmao.
Holy shit .....That Ohio bit had me cracking up.
As an ohion, i was terrified he would uncover our real secret.
I just straight up enjoy watching your content ngl I’m never really bored watching you something most Conan UA-camrs never show like the grinding and scouting
Great Video brother, love your style and content... even if you hate it (because we're all in the same boat, we're masochists and that's why we play Conan).
Worth the wait, another enjoyable movie. Good to see ya again.
Sorry for commenting so late after the video upload, but it's kinda hard to find free time for a 2 hour video over the holidays with all the obligatory family visits and such ^^
I hope you still read this anyways. First of all, I loved the video. Your writing is just fantastic and I am always amazed by your ability to somehow tell a coherent story with a playthrough. The thing I felt the need to communicate however, is that my enjoyment of this video was not about Conan. And I actually do not believe that it is for all the other people asking for Conan either. I think it is much more about you and your writing. These Conan videos are just so well written, swapping between gameplay and expostion. Making witty jokes and telling a great story. I think this might simply be due to the fact that you are so much more knowledgable about Conan than you are about other games.
But please don't feel the need to let this define your channel. I believe you could make the same level of content in any other pvp game and people would enjoy it. I for sure would. I just think that, and please don't take this as an insult, your other videos are not on the level of your Conan content at the moment. But again please don't force yourself to play something you hate. That's how people burn out and channels die. I truly love your content and would hate to see that happen. You have one of the most unique and entertaining ways of making videos for survival pvp games (or whatever this genre is called) and if you just hold onto that, I believe that your videos will do great regardless of the game you play. I mean hell, you somehow hooked me on a game that I've never played and possibly never will. That should mean something.
Anyways I hope you're doing well and wish you a great 2023. Cheers from Germany!
I always enjoy watching your stuff and thanks a lot for making our days better, even if you waste a month on it :) Keep it up
I really enjoyed your pain on this one, er, I mean I enjoyed how you joked about it. I tend to hate hearing people complain but you sound pretty insincere so it doesn't annoy me. Your explorations into surrealism were very entertaining. In fact I hardly stopped smiling the whole video.
Good job.
(edit) I just remembered your hilarious Arnold impressions, they made me chuckle. Apologies if that was from the previous episode, I watched them back to back. Anyway, again, good job.
You got new sub, love u not only in conan but every video you made :) i will gladly watch u play every game since u r funny as hell
That Rankin-Bass song is a DEEP cut...
you cant escape us conan will always find its way back
Love all the subtle reminders of your hostage situation 😂 Great video man! Appreciate you torturing yourself for us once again. I still love this game with all its flaws. Hoping you make another vid with the 3.0 update. New building system is pretty nice, and much easier to level, sorcery has allowed some interesting raid dynamics, i also enjoy the ne attribute system. Still flawed but improving
I have been waiting for this for a long time! Best solo player ever. 😎😎
I loved it!
When's the next one?
Don't feel super stressed to do more Conan. Yeah Conan's cool and all but I LOVED your V Rising series. Just do whatever game you like because it's you who makes these videos interesting and entertaining. Just fuck around and find out. I'll watch the result, whatever it may be.
I have 779 hours in Conan but I have never played on a PvP server so 90% of what you were talking about made no sense to me at all...and was incredibly entertaining. Great video!
I have the same amount of hours but it's all been pvp
First time viewer but gotta say I've never had so many laughs while watching the whole 2 hours. Love it man! Insta sub for sure.
I came for the footage, stayed for the Arnold impressions.
I am so dead. That is the funniest damn intro I have ever seen
All these people asking for more Conan exiles and I'm here thinking about how much I loved your Secret World videos. I'm subscribed because I enjoy you more than I specifically enjoy your conan stuff.
we need more videos where people go in depth with current pvp meta from weapons armor buffs, and actual good pvp spots. lots of new people and old people coming back on all plat forms . YOUR VIDEOS OF THIS KIND OF CONTENT WOULD BE SOO GOOD WITH TOUR EDITING SKILLS AND CREATVITY
You know what really happend. You forgot to go pray to hanaman before going to the jungle. So he double cursed your play though.
First funcom now UA-cam I think Conan is making Cronk go insane 😅
Been so long! SO hyped to see a new video. I do love these long form videos but only when you do it. Seeing the madness slowly seep in is great haha. Also not sure if anyone will see this, but did the Sorcery update change up the ceiling meta? PVP was so stale at the end precisely for the reasons outlined in this video. Alpha clans were functionally un-raidable. It was just so stale and un-fun.
My man is Shrek in his swamp just trying to do swamp things
Fitting to watch your vid at Xmas. You're like the cool family member I only see once a year because you live too far away. Much love my guy + thank you ❤
Awesome Cero is back to Conan content! Can't wait to see more!
Be free fish man. Go forth and play whatever your heart desires.
I will be here to watch it.
absolutely loved the more raw footage with the jokes
God, every time i'm here its always wild, i've never once played Conan, never played v rising, never played rust, but this fucking channel man. Its always been a diamond content zone, just always an amazing time to be had watching you do your thing. Thanks for continuing to do your thing Ceron ^^
This made my night. Brilliant. Hilarious. Thank you.
Survivorman is awesome, Les Stoud is a true gift
I laughed so hard at your Anime Girls = Aliens tangent. It makes so much sense.
Great video :)
Made me laugh, and after 7.5k hours in the game I know your feelings so well🤣👌
What hurts me the most is the time to wait between every clip. God CERONESTHES!
Clearly we are not worthy!!
You whooped them again!
I can't wait to see your insights on 3.0.
I'm very confident the new updates will provide you with hours of new content.
even if there are not much action in this video. the non stop commentation was funny as heck its still entertaining from start to finish
Just can't stop laughing when you trolled the Japanese goodmorning term with Ohio and corndogs... 🤣🤣🤣
Cronk: Why wont everyone leave me alone about making conan videos?
Also Cronk: 1:41:02
because where the fuck else are we gonna get this level of content bro xD
The good news is: Now with the head hunt quests, you can have black blood tools in level 10 or less hahah Just killing sorceres and sending his heads to the pots. You can also get legendary axe, daggers, spear and swords from the same head hunters. Also thralls for benchs and warriors. Just killing sorceres and selling out their heads.
I entered a server last week, killed some sorceres, sell their heads, buy a black blood tool and power level in the caves of brimstone and in ice temple in 1 hour hahah