discord.gg/JxnyhGQss8 So uhhhh... been uh... almost half a year since my last gameplay upload... oops. I'VE BEEN BUSY This was filmed back in august so if you see healthbars way further away than you're used to, it's not ESP, that's just how the game was. Let me know what you think of the challenge format and if you prefer a series over one long video. Enjoy!
what conan should do is what ARK did for caves and ruins on various maps. add cave damage. so on ark if i recall cave damage on default is either 3x or 5x, for the sake of argument lets say they make it 5x on conan. so any base build within world map structures like the keystone take 5x structure damage AND being in these zones will prevent the use of god bubbles. this would solve the ceiling base meta issue, yes ceiling bases will still be strong or at least viable, BUT they will no longer be unraidable if built correctly. tried conan pvp (i have a shameful 21k hours on ARK: Survival Evolved across 3 accounts on pvp only servers) and its worse than ark official servers in the amount of cheaters, dupers, meshers we found. nearly every server was dead except for non US servers so the ping was utter trash, and every server was littered with grief spam and ceiling bases. if the creators of this game actually gave a fuck about it they would of done something about ceiling bases. the ARK devs are mostly PVE andy's but they have pvp minded people on their staff that at least make an attempt to balance the game out for pvp as well as pve. so i just stuck to modded PVE servers on conan because i feel the pvp is just really shit in its current state, even though the combat mechanics feel really good to me and seem like it would be super fun. but theres a reason ARK is the king of survival genre pvp/raiding it just has more option for players and it all functions far better =/
40:46 Was not at all expecting that lol. Seeing my question answered on video just brought out what is probably the dumbest grin I’ve ever had on a toilet. Thanks Cero!
These videos give me the same pleasure as watching stuff like "naked and afraid" and "survivor man". Just seeing a man in a hostile, miserable environment toughing it out and pushing forward no matter what gets thrown at him. Your suffering is much appreciated and VERY entertaining. Great video and I love the concept of only using 1 biome. Ocean/river only would be truly something to watch.
An hour and 30 minutes into this video and now you got me wishing I was watching that space engineers playthrough you teased that you had to shelf for this video. I think you having fun with a game makes it more fun to watch, and a duo with Jumbi in a game you're still excited playing sounds like a recipe for a good time. It's a balancing act but I think the only way to get the algorithm to push out your other stuff is to keep doing other stuff, and build up more of an audience that isn't just here for Conan, and more of an audience that's here for your stuff in general. And I think having fun with other stuff like it seemed like you did with V Rising is better than burning yourself out on just Conan.
How bizarre, after watching the full two hours of this video, i wish to see a never ending video of you trapped suffering in conan exiles. :) great vid, hopefully you can find some redemption in 3.0 :)
Has it gotten to the point where you fans are addicted to content about the game but can’t stand it as an actual game? I’ve seen that a couple of times.
@@LybertyZ Well yes, as brilliant as this game is the company is unwilling to fix the issues that have been there for god knows how many years. I love conan but can't play it more than about 2-3 months a year otherwise my mental health will start taking a hit because of the glaring problems that have still not been fixed despite not being that big of a thing to fix.
Thanks! Sounds like you don't really like playing Conan but I appreciate the video and enjoyed it. (Edit: after hearing some comments I thought I mentioned that I used to be a hardcore player for a couple years have recently been thinking of coming back.)
Only way to kill a ceiling base with a bubble is to camp the entrances to hopefully stop them farming for the bubble. Then you raid when it’s done. Only possible if you have more people than them.
can't believe i've spent 2 hours of my life watching you play conan instead of farming volatile glands, you my good sir have earned a sub. keep up the amazing work and please never seek therapy because this content is too fucking good.
Holy shit I am so pumped for this! I'm actually going to save it til Christmas to watch it. I'll add it to the list of awesome movies I'm going to watch 😁😁
22:35 they are definitely the same groups of people lol. Edited an hour and a half later. I'll be honest, I watch your videos because I like the way you present yourself and the way you tell your stories lol. Conan may be the reason I first saw your channel but I'll follow your style anywhere. Shame the algorithm has decided to sabotage the channels growth
I just straight up enjoy watching your content ngl I’m never really bored watching you something most Conan UA-camrs never show like the grinding and scouting
Ah yes, finally! Some content i can ACTUALLY ENJOY! Scouting content! The desire to probe deep into enemy defenses, to climb to great heights and overcome what the homeowner thought was next to impenetrable but was a close fifth due to bad building design. The ability to finesse past disgusting ammounts of wall spikes because apparantly that's the only thing that is close to what people in this community like to call 'Duct Tape'. What? I like scouting more than the actual raiding, ok?
Hey Cero, I would totally watch a Space Engineers playthrough if that would bring you more enjoyment. I do also want to see some sorcery eventually though. Keep it up, you're one of the best ones on here!
All these people asking for more Conan exiles and I'm here thinking about how much I loved your Secret World videos. I'm subscribed because I enjoy you more than I specifically enjoy your conan stuff.
God, every time i'm here its always wild, i've never once played Conan, never played v rising, never played rust, but this fucking channel man. Its always been a diamond content zone, just always an amazing time to be had watching you do your thing. Thanks for continuing to do your thing Ceron ^^
idk what i expected out of a Conan Playthruogh but is good to know that no matter how bad a server is you will make it entertaining and we will all enjoy suffering..... love you Cero keep it up
Wonderful to see you back (though I find myself missing Jumbi, too). Your sardonic cynicism while playing Conan is the shot of copium to my arm needed to help me through my own solo conan pvp experience.
Been so long! SO hyped to see a new video. I do love these long form videos but only when you do it. Seeing the madness slowly seep in is great haha. Also not sure if anyone will see this, but did the Sorcery update change up the ceiling meta? PVP was so stale at the end precisely for the reasons outlined in this video. Alpha clans were functionally un-raidable. It was just so stale and un-fun.
I feel like I should have said this on at least one the v rising vids but bro I love your content, I see the copious hours you put into not only playing each game but the absolute quality edits are very very noice! I love the fact that your still committed to putting out that great content, no matter the game my man!! ❤❤ P.s your Arnold impression is on point 👌😆
Sorry for commenting so late after the video upload, but it's kinda hard to find free time for a 2 hour video over the holidays with all the obligatory family visits and such ^^ I hope you still read this anyways. First of all, I loved the video. Your writing is just fantastic and I am always amazed by your ability to somehow tell a coherent story with a playthrough. The thing I felt the need to communicate however, is that my enjoyment of this video was not about Conan. And I actually do not believe that it is for all the other people asking for Conan either. I think it is much more about you and your writing. These Conan videos are just so well written, swapping between gameplay and expostion. Making witty jokes and telling a great story. I think this might simply be due to the fact that you are so much more knowledgable about Conan than you are about other games. But please don't feel the need to let this define your channel. I believe you could make the same level of content in any other pvp game and people would enjoy it. I for sure would. I just think that, and please don't take this as an insult, your other videos are not on the level of your Conan content at the moment. But again please don't force yourself to play something you hate. That's how people burn out and channels die. I truly love your content and would hate to see that happen. You have one of the most unique and entertaining ways of making videos for survival pvp games (or whatever this genre is called) and if you just hold onto that, I believe that your videos will do great regardless of the game you play. I mean hell, you somehow hooked me on a game that I've never played and possibly never will. That should mean something. Anyways I hope you're doing well and wish you a great 2023. Cheers from Germany!
Love it that he is breaking his rule of 'everything must be get picked up in the jungle bio' in the first 2 minutes 😂 keep on going what makes you happy bro don't stress and keep it just the way YOU want to do ✌️ I'M ARNOLD LEFT HAND GOOD HAND 👏
I started playing this game only last week and I wanted to watch some others play it to get a feel for it, and I came across this channel. Love your content bro and I subbed after 1 vid (I’ve watched MANY now haha). Keep up the good work!
I really hope funcom watches your video so they can see how most players feel when playing the game. Conan is such a fun game and because of it we get content like this, but it sucks when the game is barely playable how it’s supposed to be and I totally understand how you feel
The game has everything to be great but poor servers and a couple of bad design choices(clan size should be 5-6 at most) make the game unplayable for most people, shame there is a good game hidden there that would have a big playerbase just if the servers worked a bit better somehow.
I absolutely loved PVP. The raids, counterraids, even as a solo that feeling of being under siege and hunted. People complained when everyone was transferring gear around, cross server battles. Not me, loved that as well even though I was raided hard as a solo. But the bugs and admins deleting whole bases. I finally built a SOLO base good enough to be painful to raid. It was compact, didn't cause lag and I KNEW it was going to be next. Every clan on the server was wiped and I had the only t3 base. Just me and sandstone noobs... so I just body vaulted and... left
I have 779 hours in Conan but I have never played on a PvP server so 90% of what you were talking about made no sense to me at all...and was incredibly entertaining. Great video!
Jaaaaa, AHNOLD Edit: I love your style of videos. The sort of free-form commentary with engaging combat, some memes and jokes dispersed throughout is really entertaining. P.S. They’re Aliens
Don't feel super stressed to do more Conan. Yeah Conan's cool and all but I LOVED your V Rising series. Just do whatever game you like because it's you who makes these videos interesting and entertaining. Just fuck around and find out. I'll watch the result, whatever it may be.
Just being real with you, your channel is soooo far fucking underrated cronk, if u want to play other games so long as the same narrative driven style you have comes with you id be fucking fine with watching almost anything, feel like many here agree, how you dont have more subs is beyond me. Yea its a run on sentence but yehaw and fucking hawye good to see u upload
Fitting to watch your vid at Xmas. You're like the cool family member I only see once a year because you live too far away. Much love my guy + thank you ❤
we need more videos where people go in depth with current pvp meta from weapons armor buffs, and actual good pvp spots. lots of new people and old people coming back on all plat forms . YOUR VIDEOS OF THIS KIND OF CONTENT WOULD BE SOO GOOD WITH TOUR EDITING SKILLS AND CREATVITY
Love all the subtle reminders of your hostage situation 😂 Great video man! Appreciate you torturing yourself for us once again. I still love this game with all its flaws. Hoping you make another vid with the 3.0 update. New building system is pretty nice, and much easier to level, sorcery has allowed some interesting raid dynamics, i also enjoy the ne attribute system. Still flawed but improving
Theres such an unbelievable amount of tribal knowledge in this game. I have almost 6000 hours in this game, ive "seen it all", except clearly i havent haha. That little "jump pad" with the angled roofing is brilliant and ive never seen it lmao.
I really enjoyed your pain on this one, er, I mean I enjoyed how you joked about it. I tend to hate hearing people complain but you sound pretty insincere so it doesn't annoy me. Your explorations into surrealism were very entertaining. In fact I hardly stopped smiling the whole video. Good job. (edit) I just remembered your hilarious Arnold impressions, they made me chuckle. Apologies if that was from the previous episode, I watched them back to back. Anyway, again, good job.
Heeeeeeeey it's our boi Cerosthenes. Always glad to see your stuff. I think you have a knack for long form, narrative formats, but I think you could easily turn it into an episodic release. Maybe it'd help with the algorithm as well.
Great Video brother, love your style and content... even if you hate it (because we're all in the same boat, we're masochists and that's why we play Conan).
Missed this so much thanks for making amazing content man. Thank you for suffering for our entrainment. Yeah I'm terrible at pvp I just scout and steal ez loot like the grub I am.
This is actually ridiculous. I am subscribed to the channel, but this is the first video I have seen in a long while and I loved the initial V Rising videos. The algorithm is trash. I gotta go back and watch what I've missed.
Im tired of all those "100 days in (insert game title)" videos of people just saying "This day I did this and that". Finally, found this. A longer video with entertaining commentary.
Clearly we are not worthy!! You whooped them again! I can't wait to see your insights on 3.0. I'm very confident the new updates will provide you with hours of new content.
This might be an interesting idea to guarantee a good raid: Invite a friend or two to play *against* you (like maybe have a certain time frame to each build the best base or something? Idk we're spitballing here), then have that be the main challenge. The other PvPers could add to that randomness element because they'll still do whatever the fuck they want, right? Idk, might work, might not be interesting. Thanks for playing Conan, sorry you gotta play Conan :)
Nice use of the animated Return of The King's Bearer of the Ring Song there. And great video too. Your V Rising content is awesome too, but I do love you enjoying/suffering through Conan.
10:52 Sing with me, sing for a year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Subscribed to you because I watched a conan video. Never played the game before... funny enough I am a huge sea of thieves player and don't think I ever saw a video from you for sot. Feels bad man... I am sorry! I'll try to search for it more
The good news is: Now with the head hunt quests, you can have black blood tools in level 10 or less hahah Just killing sorceres and sending his heads to the pots. You can also get legendary axe, daggers, spear and swords from the same head hunters. Also thralls for benchs and warriors. Just killing sorceres and selling out their heads.
I entered a server last week, killed some sorceres, sell their heads, buy a black blood tool and power level in the caves of brimstone and in ice temple in 1 hour hahah
It\s kind of nuts, Ive never played this game, but I rather enjoy these videos. I appreciate when you muster the willpower to hurt yourself like this for the enjoyment of total strangers.
This video has inspired me to go watch your V rising vids, hopefully you can break free of the algorithm and get traction on games you are more interested in playing
I love the fact that we make him talk to himself for hours and get to witness the madness slowly set in.
It's Beautiful.
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So uhhhh... been uh... almost half a year since my last gameplay upload... oops. I'VE BEEN BUSY
This was filmed back in august so if you see healthbars way further away than you're used to, it's not ESP, that's just how the game was. Let me know what you think of the challenge format and if you prefer a series over one long video. Enjoy!
Keep doing you. Cannot wait to watch this
Love the challenge format. Adds a different dynamic to it
what conan should do is what ARK did for caves and ruins on various maps. add cave damage. so on ark if i recall cave damage on default is either 3x or 5x, for the sake of argument lets say they make it 5x on conan. so any base build within world map structures like the keystone take 5x structure damage AND being in these zones will prevent the use of god bubbles. this would solve the ceiling base meta issue, yes ceiling bases will still be strong or at least viable, BUT they will no longer be unraidable if built correctly.
tried conan pvp (i have a shameful 21k hours on ARK: Survival Evolved across 3 accounts on pvp only servers) and its worse than ark official servers in the amount of cheaters, dupers, meshers we found. nearly every server was dead except for non US servers so the ping was utter trash, and every server was littered with grief spam and ceiling bases. if the creators of this game actually gave a fuck about it they would of done something about ceiling bases. the ARK devs are mostly PVE andy's but they have pvp minded people on their staff that at least make an attempt to balance the game out for pvp as well as pve.
so i just stuck to modded PVE servers on conan because i feel the pvp is just really shit in its current state, even though the combat mechanics feel really good to me and seem like it would be super fun. but theres a reason ARK is the king of survival genre pvp/raiding it just has more option for players and it all functions far better =/
Quality content takes time
Link your other channel, description and pin it. It's worth it
I loved it, when's the next one?
DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM
Woah.... it's Shade.
Love seeing big Youbers im subbed to in the random corners of UA-cam
@@ceronesthesdaddy come back
There are only two UA-camrs I care about. SPACE ICE and CERONESTHES.
birch you love soggy chips
40:46 Was not at all expecting that lol. Seeing my question answered on video just brought out what is probably the dumbest grin I’ve ever had on a toilet. Thanks Cero!
....40 minutes on the toilet, bro?? Fiber? -.- :p
i watched this video on a toilet too!
@@jbwooten89 time flies when you're having fun
@@TallnutEnjoyerSame!
These videos give me the same pleasure as watching stuff like "naked and afraid" and "survivor man". Just seeing a man in a hostile, miserable environment toughing it out and pushing forward no matter what gets thrown at him. Your suffering is much appreciated and VERY entertaining. Great video and I love the concept of only using 1 biome. Ocean/river only would be truly something to watch.
YES THE KING IS BACK
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I was going to write the same
Big facts🗣🗣
I can't wait for the next Conan Exiles 2hr video, with a full voice acting team! 😁
An hour and 30 minutes into this video and now you got me wishing I was watching that space engineers playthrough you teased that you had to shelf for this video. I think you having fun with a game makes it more fun to watch, and a duo with Jumbi in a game you're still excited playing sounds like a recipe for a good time. It's a balancing act but I think the only way to get the algorithm to push out your other stuff is to keep doing other stuff, and build up more of an audience that isn't just here for Conan, and more of an audience that's here for your stuff in general. And I think having fun with other stuff like it seemed like you did with V Rising is better than burning yourself out on just Conan.
How bizarre, after watching the full two hours of this video, i wish to see a never ending video of you trapped suffering in conan exiles. :) great vid, hopefully you can find some redemption in 3.0 :)
You play this dumpsterfire so that the rest of us addicts dont have to. Your sacrifice is much appreciated
Has it gotten to the point where you fans are addicted to content about the game but can’t stand it as an actual game? I’ve seen that a couple of times.
@@stingerjohnny9951 fans is a strong word... but yeah, pretty much.
@@Sir_Porridge …I think you might be in a toxic relationship there bud, sorry to tell ya. 🤣
Apparently, no one hates this game as much as people who like this game.
@@LybertyZ Well yes, as brilliant as this game is the company is unwilling to fix the issues that have been there for god knows how many years. I love conan but can't play it more than about 2-3 months a year otherwise my mental health will start taking a hit because of the glaring problems that have still not been fixed despite not being that big of a thing to fix.
Thanks!
Sounds like you don't really like playing Conan but I appreciate the video and enjoyed it.
(Edit: after hearing some comments I thought I mentioned that I used to be a hardcore player for a couple years have recently been thinking of coming back.)
Thank you my man, every little bit helps - cletus can use the money to get heavier truncheons
The time you spent on your Arnold impressions was time well spent. It's spot on.
I can't remember the last time I got this excited for an upload!
Honestly thought I was the only one that felt this about the state of offical Conan pvp, such a hilarious guy
Not even ten minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter.
Im proper wounded by the oversaturation of unrelated jokes and lack of developing story/adventure
I have like 20 hours in Conan but I’ve been checking your channel periodically just waiting for these series ❤
I’m both sorry we are somewhat hostaging you into Conan but at the same time your Conan content is my favorite of your content
I also don't see anyone else doing this kind of Conan content.
Only way to kill a ceiling base with a bubble is to camp the entrances to hopefully stop them farming for the bubble. Then you raid when it’s done. Only possible if you have more people than them.
Nah just troll the clan in global chat to trigger them. Then summon an admin to ban the clan. This is clearly the new meta
can't believe i've spent 2 hours of my life watching you play conan instead of farming volatile glands, you my good sir have earned a sub. keep up the amazing work and please never seek therapy because this content is too fucking good.
Just finished your V rising series from half a year back. Got to say, I'll watch your storytelling masterpieces anytime any game
Holy shit I am so pumped for this! I'm actually going to save it til Christmas to watch it. I'll add it to the list of awesome movies I'm going to watch 😁😁
No don’t it’s good but it’s not that type of 2hr video
just watch it on a good afternoon or something
I've been patiently waiting for this day, I knew it would be worth it, really love the Conan videos keep up the great work
freaking love your stories been binging your videos since yesterday finding your channel, great stuff
Bro you are funny AF, and so entertaining to watch. Seriously you deserve more views,likes and Subs. Keep up the good work. ;)
22:35 they are definitely the same groups of people lol.
Edited an hour and a half later. I'll be honest, I watch your videos because I like the way you present yourself and the way you tell your stories lol. Conan may be the reason I first saw your channel but I'll follow your style anywhere. Shame the algorithm has decided to sabotage the channels growth
i cant find this meme anywhere and i want to send it to a friend so bad hahahahaha
I did get pretty damn excited when I saw you post. You're a fantastic story teller. I'm sorry you feel trapped, though.
I gotta say man, im only 2 minutes in and i've spent that 2 minutes laughing my ass off. You're a hilarious man my dude, through and through
Yes another video! I love it when one of your videos just pops up on my notifications. Pure excellence with all of these videos
Would definitely watch the other space game man the Conan content is great but it’s you ultimately that makes the story and context we all love man.
I just straight up enjoy watching your content ngl I’m never really bored watching you something most Conan UA-camrs never show like the grinding and scouting
Ah yes, finally! Some content i can ACTUALLY ENJOY! Scouting content! The desire to probe deep into enemy defenses, to climb to great heights and overcome what the homeowner thought was next to impenetrable but was a close fifth due to bad building design. The ability to finesse past disgusting ammounts of wall spikes because apparantly that's the only thing that is close to what people in this community like to call 'Duct Tape'.
What? I like scouting more than the actual raiding, ok?
Ooooooh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the stroy continues. I am soo excited for these 2 hrs. of storytelling. Thank you so much!
What a good way to wake up, you’re back and making Conan again🙂🙂
Fuckin finally.
I guess we found the lucky audience member
I knew you must have had something in the works. Cant wait to watch this. Welcome back, legend.
Hey Cero, I would totally watch a Space Engineers playthrough if that would bring you more enjoyment. I do also want to see some sorcery eventually though. Keep it up, you're one of the best ones on here!
All these people asking for more Conan exiles and I'm here thinking about how much I loved your Secret World videos. I'm subscribed because I enjoy you more than I specifically enjoy your conan stuff.
The impersonations and different voices are just amazing for the narration and story, love em
God, every time i'm here its always wild, i've never once played Conan, never played v rising, never played rust, but this fucking channel man. Its always been a diamond content zone, just always an amazing time to be had watching you do your thing. Thanks for continuing to do your thing Ceron ^^
Finally!! We have waited so long! I clicked so fast on this....
idk what i expected out of a Conan Playthruogh but is good to know that no matter how bad a server is you will make it entertaining and we will all enjoy suffering..... love you Cero keep it up
For reference I absolutely adored your V Rising videos too.
Wonderful to see you back (though I find myself missing Jumbi, too). Your sardonic cynicism while playing Conan is the shot of copium to my arm needed to help me through my own solo conan pvp experience.
Been so long! SO hyped to see a new video. I do love these long form videos but only when you do it. Seeing the madness slowly seep in is great haha. Also not sure if anyone will see this, but did the Sorcery update change up the ceiling meta? PVP was so stale at the end precisely for the reasons outlined in this video. Alpha clans were functionally un-raidable. It was just so stale and un-fun.
I feel like I should have said this on at least one the v rising vids but bro I love your content, I see the copious hours you put into not only playing each game but the absolute quality edits are very very noice!
I love the fact that your still committed to putting out that great content, no matter the game my man!! ❤❤
P.s your Arnold impression is on point 👌😆
I always enjoy watching your stuff and thanks a lot for making our days better, even if you waste a month on it :) Keep it up
Sorry for commenting so late after the video upload, but it's kinda hard to find free time for a 2 hour video over the holidays with all the obligatory family visits and such ^^
I hope you still read this anyways. First of all, I loved the video. Your writing is just fantastic and I am always amazed by your ability to somehow tell a coherent story with a playthrough. The thing I felt the need to communicate however, is that my enjoyment of this video was not about Conan. And I actually do not believe that it is for all the other people asking for Conan either. I think it is much more about you and your writing. These Conan videos are just so well written, swapping between gameplay and expostion. Making witty jokes and telling a great story. I think this might simply be due to the fact that you are so much more knowledgable about Conan than you are about other games.
But please don't feel the need to let this define your channel. I believe you could make the same level of content in any other pvp game and people would enjoy it. I for sure would. I just think that, and please don't take this as an insult, your other videos are not on the level of your Conan content at the moment. But again please don't force yourself to play something you hate. That's how people burn out and channels die. I truly love your content and would hate to see that happen. You have one of the most unique and entertaining ways of making videos for survival pvp games (or whatever this genre is called) and if you just hold onto that, I believe that your videos will do great regardless of the game you play. I mean hell, you somehow hooked me on a game that I've never played and possibly never will. That should mean something.
Anyways I hope you're doing well and wish you a great 2023. Cheers from Germany!
Love it that he is breaking his rule of 'everything must be get picked up in the jungle bio' in the first 2 minutes 😂 keep on going what makes you happy bro don't stress and keep it just the way YOU want to do ✌️
I'M ARNOLD LEFT HAND GOOD HAND 👏
You got new sub, love u not only in conan but every video you made :) i will gladly watch u play every game since u r funny as hell
Worth the wait, another enjoyable movie. Good to see ya again.
I started playing this game only last week and I wanted to watch some others play it to get a feel for it, and I came across this channel. Love your content bro and I subbed after 1 vid (I’ve watched MANY now haha). Keep up the good work!
Excellent video. I expect another one in around 4 months.
I really hope funcom watches your video so they can see how most players feel when playing the game. Conan is such a fun game and because of it we get content like this, but it sucks when the game is barely playable how it’s supposed to be and I totally understand how you feel
The game has everything to be great but poor servers and a couple of bad design choices(clan size should be 5-6 at most) make the game unplayable for most people, shame there is a good game hidden there that would have a big playerbase just if the servers worked a bit better somehow.
I absolutely loved PVP. The raids, counterraids, even as a solo that feeling of being under siege and hunted. People complained when everyone was transferring gear around, cross server battles. Not me, loved that as well even though I was raided hard as a solo. But the bugs and admins deleting whole bases. I finally built a SOLO base good enough to be painful to raid. It was compact, didn't cause lag and I KNEW it was going to be next. Every clan on the server was wiped and I had the only t3 base. Just me and sandstone noobs... so I just body vaulted and... left
I have 779 hours in Conan but I have never played on a PvP server so 90% of what you were talking about made no sense to me at all...and was incredibly entertaining. Great video!
I have the same amount of hours but it's all been pvp
Jaaaaa, AHNOLD
Edit: I love your style of videos. The sort of free-form commentary with engaging combat, some memes and jokes dispersed throughout is really entertaining.
P.S. They’re Aliens
The only thing I could think about this entire video was how good the Arnold impression was 😂
I’ve been checking your channel every day for the last 6 months, Now you’ve uploaded, I feel.. hollow, like I’m missing something
Don't feel super stressed to do more Conan. Yeah Conan's cool and all but I LOVED your V Rising series. Just do whatever game you like because it's you who makes these videos interesting and entertaining. Just fuck around and find out. I'll watch the result, whatever it may be.
Just being real with you, your channel is soooo far fucking underrated cronk, if u want to play other games so long as the same narrative driven style you have comes with you id be fucking fine with watching almost anything, feel like many here agree, how you dont have more subs is beyond me. Yea its a run on sentence but yehaw and fucking hawye good to see u upload
Fitting to watch your vid at Xmas. You're like the cool family member I only see once a year because you live too far away. Much love my guy + thank you ❤
we need more videos where people go in depth with current pvp meta from weapons armor buffs, and actual good pvp spots. lots of new people and old people coming back on all plat forms . YOUR VIDEOS OF THIS KIND OF CONTENT WOULD BE SOO GOOD WITH TOUR EDITING SKILLS AND CREATVITY
Love all the subtle reminders of your hostage situation 😂 Great video man! Appreciate you torturing yourself for us once again. I still love this game with all its flaws. Hoping you make another vid with the 3.0 update. New building system is pretty nice, and much easier to level, sorcery has allowed some interesting raid dynamics, i also enjoy the ne attribute system. Still flawed but improving
That clutch against the raiders was wild.
Theres such an unbelievable amount of tribal knowledge in this game. I have almost 6000 hours in this game, ive "seen it all", except clearly i havent haha. That little "jump pad" with the angled roofing is brilliant and ive never seen it lmao.
I really enjoyed your pain on this one, er, I mean I enjoyed how you joked about it. I tend to hate hearing people complain but you sound pretty insincere so it doesn't annoy me. Your explorations into surrealism were very entertaining. In fact I hardly stopped smiling the whole video.
Good job.
(edit) I just remembered your hilarious Arnold impressions, they made me chuckle. Apologies if that was from the previous episode, I watched them back to back. Anyway, again, good job.
Heeeeeeeey it's our boi Cerosthenes. Always glad to see your stuff.
I think you have a knack for long form, narrative formats, but I think you could easily turn it into an episodic release. Maybe it'd help with the algorithm as well.
WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE CAME
Great Video brother, love your style and content... even if you hate it (because we're all in the same boat, we're masochists and that's why we play Conan).
Yo, bro, i dont even play the game or watch any other youtubers that do. Truly enjoy the content, keep it up!
Cero giving out early Crommas presents. My man
Missed this so much thanks for making amazing content man. Thank you for suffering for our entrainment.
Yeah I'm terrible at pvp I just scout and steal ez loot like the grub I am.
I have been waiting for this for a long time! Best solo player ever. 😎😎
Awesome Cero is back to Conan content! Can't wait to see more!
This is actually ridiculous. I am subscribed to the channel, but this is the first video I have seen in a long while and I loved the initial V Rising videos. The algorithm is trash. I gotta go back and watch what I've missed.
Im tired of all those "100 days in (insert game title)" videos of people just saying "This day I did this and that". Finally, found this. A longer video with entertaining commentary.
Clearly we are not worthy!!
You whooped them again!
I can't wait to see your insights on 3.0.
I'm very confident the new updates will provide you with hours of new content.
GREAT Video!!! There is nothing wrong with scouting!!! Keep doing you!!! I look forward to new video's!!!! Maybe I'll see you in game sometime!
Never stop making these videos I know it's painful but bro your videos are just the best
You love Conan, You love Conan, YOU LOVE CONAN!
He really does love Conan. I can tell.
This might be an interesting idea to guarantee a good raid:
Invite a friend or two to play *against* you (like maybe have a certain time frame to each build the best base or something? Idk we're spitballing here), then have that be the main challenge. The other PvPers could add to that randomness element because they'll still do whatever the fuck they want, right?
Idk, might work, might not be interesting. Thanks for playing Conan, sorry you gotta play Conan :)
Love the whole process ^^ and the editing is so damned good
Oh thank you I had not laughed so much in a long time than I did at the Ohio.
Nice use of the animated Return of The King's Bearer of the Ring Song there. And great video too. Your V Rising content is awesome too, but I do love you enjoying/suffering through Conan.
On a side note, your editing was god like before but it's getting even better.
10:52 Sing with me, sing for a year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
half skull igor is best igor, i loved the ohio bit, and i really appreciate that you released this as one long video instead of a bunch of parts. :*
Merry Christmas from you to me!! Thank you Cero!
Always fun to see the torment. Would prefer seeing your enemies' torment but I'll settle for yours.
Dude I honestly love this content and your editing; your hapless shenanigans are akin to Spoonkid in my opinion
I have been waiting for an upload from you for so long, so gassed :D
Survivorman is awesome, Les Stoud is a true gift
Subscribed to you because I watched a conan video. Never played the game before... funny enough I am a huge sea of thieves player and don't think I ever saw a video from you for sot. Feels bad man... I am sorry! I'll try to search for it more
Love the vids. And I personally don’t come for the Conan “maybe a little bit” I come for the Cronk.
Conan is one of the few games my little brother and I agree on to play together. We love watching your stuff!
That Rankin-Bass song is a DEEP cut...
even if there are not much action in this video. the non stop commentation was funny as heck its still entertaining from start to finish
Everytime I turn on Conan I always ask myself "why the F--- am I still here" and spend 7 hours scouting
So, I feel your pain
I swear I’ve never played Conan exiles but these video’s are such gold
This made my night. Brilliant. Hilarious. Thank you.
The good news is: Now with the head hunt quests, you can have black blood tools in level 10 or less hahah Just killing sorceres and sending his heads to the pots. You can also get legendary axe, daggers, spear and swords from the same head hunters. Also thralls for benchs and warriors. Just killing sorceres and selling out their heads.
I entered a server last week, killed some sorceres, sell their heads, buy a black blood tool and power level in the caves of brimstone and in ice temple in 1 hour hahah
I never played a second of conan but I really enjoy your videos.
It\s kind of nuts, Ive never played this game, but I rather enjoy these videos. I appreciate when you muster the willpower to hurt yourself like this for the enjoyment of total strangers.
This video has inspired me to go watch your V rising vids, hopefully you can break free of the algorithm and get traction on games you are more interested in playing