Clearing EVERY Boss and Dungeon NAKED, Fully Corrupted, Barbaric Difficulty - Conan Exiles
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Part guide, part gameplay - all shitpost. Watch and be amazed as I complete the altogether wholly unimpressive task of clearing all the content in Conan Exiles naked for the petty sake of proving a point. My goal is a humble one - not to prove that I am an incredible gamer, but to prove that you do not need pants to complete content.
This video should double as a boss guide for some of the trickier fights out there as I tried to include a few tips and tricks when appropriate - so sit back and enjoy!
I made my mandatory once yearly upload, now cleetus wont hit me as hard
Pog
Yoo I can't wait for the next PvP video! What about a desert only run! :D
(Jokes aside banger video)
Hey boss ima need a second vid this year
Cleetus, hit me harder daddy!
Do it again but make it a hitless run
Almost spit my coffee out with the unexpected 'Nothing at all'. Another banger video, can't wait for 2024's upload 🙏
Hi Eradicationn love ur lord videos mate
@@PrincePK56 Thanks! :)
Gotta love when rocknose launches himself into orbit… every time im like:
«Muh’loot! »
I love that this was purely pettiness about people telling you to put some damn trousers on.
Man the rants you go on when your excited and nervous at killing bosses are hilarious. Legitimately could have just posted the raw live commentary against a black screen and it would still be absolute gold.
Brillent editing and presentation as always. 11/10 video man
Did you just turn Conan Exiles into a soulslike game? 😲
This is amazing! I would never have thought that some of those fights where possible.
When the world needed him most. he returned
really appreciate the song playing during the volcano run. very fitting
"if you have problems: it's not your pants" made it easily on top of my phrases list. Guess I go back to practice 😂
A strat for Thag: the blue goop he vomits on to the floor damages the skeletons. You can kite the skeletons back and forth over it and it'll kill them. It's faster and less risky than using your weapon if you're not geared/leveled.
Hey everyone, its Cero's favorite game!! ;)
Gotta admit, I really didnt think a run like this was possible, with all the bs the game can throw at you.
GG bro. Also, that ending, 10/10
Man I can't explain why but your videos are incredibly relaxing and entertaining keep the incredible work man!
I am so glad that the thing that got you to upload again was spite against the conan community lol.
I remember a time when Funcom forgot what the first half of their name means and decided to get rid of crowd control, nerf the dodge to the point of being useless (worse than DS2), and made a bad stamina system even worse. The only viable "strategy" back then was to get the best gear and trade blows by abusing the hyper armor from heavy attacks, since most enemies couldnt be staggered and the dodge wasted a lot of stamina just to end up getting hit anyway. Dont know how long it took them to realize the error of their ways (the changes made me quit), but im glad to see skillful play is viable again; although, sadly there are still a lot of players who play like if they were stuck in those bad times; heavily relying on the best gear and thralls the game has to offer, instead of trying the git gud method.
Great video! I really appreciate that you asked for likes at the end, didn't use tasteless outfits to get clicks, and were concise and tasteful. These are issues in Conan guides. Thanks for the help and good luck in the future!
Hey man I love your content!! Just got into Conan and I have to say I don’t stay for the community I stay for time I can spend with my friends.
The giant snake was the first annoying enemy to deal with I could think of lol
One of those enemie who learned me to appreciate the shield.
Paired with a good axe of course.
I was afraid this whole concept would be a little boring, but this might just be your finest work yet. WP.
I still think you need pants 😂 thanks for the mention awesome video 😊
You be suprise, with Funcom will ground pound you to oblivion for having big bases, but they will make big camps in Isle of Siptah that is super laggy af, yes even in Single Player!
After Years of waiting. Lord Ceronesthes returns.
I never see myself fighting naked in the hardest difficulty with loot drop on death, that is why we have youtuber so we can watch others do it instead! lol
Serpentman Brute is best pal we never expect we need, but we got, makes me wish we can tame him to bring along our journey.
Nice touch adding jazz for the Resolution towards the final fight as well as the outro. It really set the tone of relaxation after a literal battle and was a nice bookend for the video.
Great video, really puts reddit and the forums to task. You might be amused to know that the Serpentmen's collision was fixed with Age of War after being in its broken state for years with no change.
as a person who spends most of his time naked running around pointlessly while my friends farm. big thumbs up.
I'm really impressed. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!! Love how far you yeeted that last boss. That was a fitting end to the boss battles.
It's here! 😄 "The fateful death that sent me on a path of pve autism" 🤣
Yeah. Thralls really arent a must have.
Just recently when i made a playthrough with my buddies they finally learned it. First they went with the usual skelos armor plus meta thrall and equip. But who would ve known it, they got bored from standing in the back and watching the thrall do the job. After they reskilled and went in themselves, the fun was back for them.
And thats what also makes Conan fun for me. The fighting. The diferent weapons. Getting better with timing your attacks, dodges or blocks. Thats what keeps me engaged. When i use them i only use thralls as a dumb tool for distraction. But id never ever use my precious skills or equip to buff them.
PS: I hate Rockslide purges...
Please Sir, may i have some more? hahaha another fantastic Storytime!
This man cronk just flexing the skill difference 💪💪💪💪😤😤😤😤😤
It's been one month since my beloved Cronk posted a video. 'Tis like a dry desert, without love, without hope. How will i survive? Whom may i throw my sweaty boxers at now? Why even life?
I really enjoy your videos/streams. I've been looking forward to this video since you mentioned it. This is really great 👏
So glad to found this channel after returning to conan. Level of entertainment and expertise is to good 👌
Finally I have a office job that I can watch videos and “work” 😂 Thanks for live streams
I'm so glad you finally freed your...wait, only 22 minutes in. I'm so sorry for you.
dude wtf. i stayed up all night watching your old videos the night before you upload. insane lol
as a casual player i admit im far from a good player and have often used firespark videos to help get through things. this video just blew my mind and has inspired me to get alot better at combat, firespark dont have patch on you my friend
land just liek all your videos really well put together i look forward to your next conan video in 2024.....
firespark is notoriously bad at the game and gives shit advice. I sometimes wonder if he's just deliberately sabotaging new players to make them easy pickings on pvp servers lol
@@Adam-th7qt I never like his little meta guide videos, people thought I was crazy solo farm skeleton world bosses and green dragon with my RHTS thrall in light armor and daggers, people get obsessed with meta and forget that not everyhing is numbers and min maxing to extreme.
Does firespark even play without admin mode?
Seems I've been listening to wrong guides 😂. If it was ark I'd solo hardcore with my eyes closed but in Conan with the differences I'm totally retarded. I die more in the best kit I have than cronk did in this video nakid
@@greenchilistudioz4537 min maxing is one thing but he's not even very good at min maxing either lmao
Man this video came together so well good work man!
thanks man! always a happy day when i see the notification of a new video of you playing! ahah
He didn't even NEED pants
this man cosplaying as actual Conan.
How can you only have 43k subs. Your narration is epic.
Very good video Cronk. Really well made. Engaged the entire hour.
Great video!
I‘m gonna work on my skill issues now.
Looking forward to 2024 now ;)
this is the second pettiest video i've ever seen behind that time a really sweaty youtuber made an entire video just to dunk on people calling him fat in the comments. we stan a petty king.
rockslide is definitely the hardest boss in the whole game, someone on my pve-c server that I played on like a year ago put up a bounty on a solo rockslide kill and nobody could do it for weeks until I managed to kind of cheese it with katana special spam and a lot of potions. that aoe attack is so disgustung.
Conan has some DS2 hitboxes
Deadas. Hit boxes are atrocious
Excellently done, good job! I was pondering about doing something similar but... I'm not that patient >.>
It’s not your pants, it’s you.
-ceronesthes
jeez, I didn't even know that croc was a world boss lmao, i also lvl one'd it just cuz i could when i first started playing
Holy shite mate!! actually really damn impressive! GG!!
Bro evoked from chad to giga chad like some bleddy Pokemon
Finally, challenge runs in Conan Exiles !
Awesome video! One of the best Conan channels!
He returns !
The true problem with Conan Exiles is the developers that think a dungeon is one friggin room with a boss in it.
This is the best thing i have every watched
this video has been needed a long time
Awesome video. I barely know anything about conan exiles, I mostly only know stuff cause of your videos, this video makes me interested in conan exiles, Awesome video.
Thank you for this video, great as always. You always brighten up my days. :)
Amazing content man as always... I always wondered about all the dungeons and PVE content & that was really good gameplay and a really outstanding resume of all the bosses!!!!!
This would be utterly impossible in Age of War Chapter 3, where dodge is next to useless
As i only play the No crafting permadeath style and challenged the internet to try! this video along with the speed runs will be my new standard. I usually loot armor and weapons...but now I'll not. Thanks for the inspiration!
that SPIDER BIT ME!
Bro the acid eat you alive now 😂
BEANNSSSSS
Meta
Now do it again but the true brawler experience
Cronk never misses
Except when it's on Rockslide :kappa:
It just came out and it’s already outdated…😂
YES, YES YES YES !!!!!!
This man got the dark souls brain. I like him
Ahaha crazy nice video nice to see you back!
Love you man, this was a great vid
1:09:00 began one of the most excellent achievements i've seen a naked f*** with a stick perform since Spear in Primal
woohoo Conan + Cero! 👍 < obligatory supporting comment for video
Man I love your videos, thank you for your entertainment!🍺
Love this video, your awesome! I say " get gud scrub " to the sweaty pvp'ers. 😂 Some Conan players and commenters on your channel also make me worried and confused often. 🤔
Epic quest. Loved the video.
This was highly enjoyable. Did you have a video fighting the 2 rock slids in the icespire chasm?
At the risk of sounding like a dick. You're at your best when you're admittedly petty I think.
This was great man.
This plays as the speedruns. I kinda want to see cero do a stream now, naked speedrun of the game. Soon enought there will be no hit speedruns, just as there are in souls games.
I love lamp!
Man, Thunderfoot was a bitch and a half to kill with just a Khopesh.
Naked, alone and unafraid.
Have you tried the 3 skull turtle in the wine cellar? I could be wrong but it feels like that one is faster than the others and it makes him far harder to dodge.
Funny thing, those are not Imps, they are Goblins, imps are twisted humans and goblins are little elder race people that sacrifice people, in order to get more power in past, still I am shocked they can be difficult cause they are quite squishy compare to other elder races, but their numbers do make up for it.
I love you call the rock they throw as poop, might as well make mod to make it look like poop and no one will be the wiser lmao
@ceronesthes, yeah conan in a weird place right now I was able to defeat the arena champ naked with a sword of crom. Makes me wonder how challenging the 5 judges at once challenge will be for me on a friends server with the changes
Amazing video! One of the things that learned from this, is that bosses in Conan are all boring, except the Cellar one. But maybe thats my MMO raiding side speaking. #NoPantsGang
Great video as always!!
i knew it you dont mess with big rock nice video
ever thought about doing all bosses as a corrupted kamakazi archer? (full corrupted strength / vit with max encumberance because arrows weigh a ton, kamakazi because the final perks for corrupted strength and vitality can hurt you if you use archery with no mobs next to you, which has potential to oneshot the player if both go off at the same time)
Can you give us your opinion about the new update? Can you make one video similar to the one talking about all problems of Conan?
He does not play game as avidly and the recent updates and issues are not as huge nor grave to be worth emphasizing in a 2 hour video. Not to say that it has to be 2 hours but the game is not worth the same level of effort rn. Funcom is still trash but they are getting some things done better than in the past, imo, so it is worth a little more time
This video is a testament to the fact that Conan is way too easy - even on the hardest difficulty.
Just pure rng stuck in corners, bullet sponge or aoe one shot is what kills us, barely anything can is crazy!
This is insane
Conan skeletons laugh at other game skeletons 😂 I thought these guys were free eats when I ran up on them... I wasn't familiar with your game😂
You're wild.
NICE VIDEO MAN! The whole time I was thinking about how long the video took to edit. lol. how tf do you remember random lines from movies that fits so well into the story??
Yep Rockslide is final test of your skills.Good fight.
Watching you do this, I am terrified what you can do if you actually use gear.
The corrupting weapons can get near 100 damage when crafted with a bladesmith....I have a feeling people are sleeping on them. But what do i know?
this is so helpfull tbh i play pve by myself but the bosses have spooked me so far seeing that it can be done naked with fuck all gear gave me a lot of confidence thanks ^w^