“I’m so unique! Look at my awesome tattoos that totally express my quirky personality and attitude!” Said the 1.3 billionth person to get a tattoo. You’re not unique. You’re not quirky. Your just fooled into thinking being sold a product that is literally useless makes you more unique.
Women are incapable of understanding the mental pain they inflict on their children. They fr don’t see anything wrong with their behavior it’s so insane man
Having kids and thinking you can get back into the dating scene is the saddest part of that. Reminds me of my mom. 40 and single with 4 kids from 2 different dudes while blaming her dozens of failed relationships on men being the problem. Meanwhile all her relationships end because she started cheating 2 weeks in
Imagine being one of the women who was made fun of in this video and seeing this, and then imagine being one of the older women that Sam felt bad about bullying so he didn't look at your profile lmao
One of these women got targeted through her instagram by some of Sams viewers. She made a post about it on Reddit, and honestly this Sam dude seems like such a douche, what is is target audience? EDIT: I googled him, Jesus Christ how is this person allowed to breathe
Tinder and Bumble are basically a single mom haven....either she's a single mom or she's trying to get sober from years of bar hopping and powder usage. At this point, Id rather stay single, learn more useful skills, and become the nastiest physical beast I can be.
Have a dog in a city is disgusting. Dogs need room to run and live. People keeping large breed dogs in apartments going in little walks around the block once a day is animal abuse. And you know these bitches aren’t walking the dog 10 times a days so it can piss and shit,so you know they just let the dog piss and shit in the floor everyday. You never get that smell out either.
I recall back when I did sub-cotract painting that one client's hardwood floor reeked of pug piss. Yummy!!! Had to spend three days there. Needless to say I was delighted to be done with the project.
Dude they're looking in the like 26 - 33 range, it's all single moms and used up roasties. 18 - 22 you get decent results if you're in the city and not butt ugly
@@Uegue I don't understand how having sex with a stranger can be beneficial outside of the short term validation/fix, cause none of these people are really going to be in a serious relationship.
It makes me realize that my life isn’t so shit, and that if I take real action now I can be way better off than these sorry sacks of self empowered girl bosses.
Every single time sam hydes thumb swipes on tinder 500 thousand Venezuelans casually hop skip and jump into the united states over the mexican border... in real time in reality lmao
@@FrankFugazi-jh6ke yea they are. Speaking from experience. Just because you’re getting laid doesn’t mean you’re oblivious to the degeneracy of women. Common misconception about the top guys is that they are clueless when in reality they see the absolute worst in women
it did happen i just looked it up she went crying to r/rbi and all the reddit cucks told her to try suing sam and that they'd mass report the video lmao
I can relate , brother . It’s a miserable experience , and definitely not healthy . Don’t let these dating apps tell you that you’re worthless . You don’t need it .
@@WheresMyInhaler It's not even just that, but merely "observing the field" and of what constitutes 95%+ of these women on these apps that is intensely black-pilling to any lad with half a brain. It may be theoretically possible to find someone that is decent and real on these platforms and within these realms, but good luck!
I work nights at a factory. Bumped into a friend I haven't seen in 10 years. Told me I hadn't changed a bit.. seriously tho. Don't work nights if you can avoid. Bunch a fuckin weirdos.
I agree. Some of the guys on that night shift are like another breed of the human species, they almost consider themselves a different class to day shift guys.
What if the Gaza siege has nothing to do with land or natural gas off the coast of Gaza. What if it's all about sacrificing children to Remphan. They have a fresh supply always trapped in Gaza.
- Go to an escape room and just stand there smoking a cigar until the employee complains about the mega hotbox you've just created - Do the chubby bunny challenge in your tinder dates car all up in her face (*muffled* "Was this spit already on your shirt ?")
sam's comment about dogs in the city as opposed to dogs in the country is true. stuffing them in a crate in the apartment is torture for the dog and the owner
You can tell some of these girls had old photos from their mid 20s, and they probably think that's fairly "recent" but then you see a more current photo on the profile anyway...
Hey Sam’s comment section, coming here hoping to find some advice since Sam’s talked about car reccomendations a lot in the past. I’m a college student who needs to get something used, and I’ve thought about the crew cab full size pickup route, but it wouldn’t really be viable for me with fuel costs/needing to park in a dorm garage. What should I go for? Need something good on gas with the storage space to eventually move out somewhere and take some shit places.
Get a 2000s Subaru Outback or Forester. Pretty good mileage and the things like to just go. They're pretty good if you live in one of the more rugged parts of the country bc of the AWD and there's tons of space despite not being huge cars.
Ill second the Ranger suggestion. Pretty bulletproof as long as you keep up on oil changes and don't let the coolant get low. Best small truck that isn't a Toyota
Instantly sees woman in cast, realizes it's just beating a dead horse. Man, you really do get just awful options once you move the slider over to like 37. Unbelievable how accurate the meme is.
Sam is amazing at improv. Very few ppl can “bounce a bit” just like that. Sometimes they need leads or they are simply working in the same room(editing and stuff) and it takes time to hit them.
it's called being a hack who knows they are a hack, in other words a wannabe. instead of trying to get better he lives in denial and surrounds himself with yes-men who constantly praise him and will never wound his incredibly fragile ego.
WATCH PART 3 WHERE WE DM THE GIRLS WE MATCH WITH HERE: ua-cam.com/video/A0A1m7Y3NZU/v-deo.html
Sam going through tinder is like watching a homeless man digging through the dumpster
goon digging through the goony treasure
I gotta find me a sandwich!
LOOOL
tbh going through tinder is like digging through a dumpster
"like"?
imagine if we did a hidden camera speed dating video
COLD ASS RIDIN 🗣
That would be a nightmare... FOR THEM!
HAH
Say that again king
That would rule
That's a good one. Fishtank style.
Everyone tattooed up like a fucking sailor or a career criminal.
it's really sad and disgusting
The irony is, they do it because they think they're being unique.
and fat
@@Justinhomii In America, that's a given.
“I’m so unique! Look at my awesome tattoos that totally express my quirky personality and attitude!” Said the 1.3 billionth person to get a tattoo. You’re not unique. You’re not quirky. Your just fooled into thinking being sold a product that is literally useless makes you more unique.
Hearing someone coughing in the background like a Victorian-era child worker with tuberculosis is becoming the hallmark ambience of Hyde streams.
I was born in the wrong generation
“YO”
bro ur comment is epic and funny like deadpool and wolverine epic
the girl putting her son's pictures on tinder made my heart drop, poor fucking soul that kid
Biggest red flag ever
That's like every chick on tinder with kids.
Women are incapable of understanding the mental pain they inflict on their children. They fr don’t see anything wrong with their behavior it’s so insane man
Broadcasting their baggage
Having kids and thinking you can get back into the dating scene is the saddest part of that. Reminds me of my mom. 40 and single with 4 kids from 2 different dudes while blaming her dozens of failed relationships on men being the problem. Meanwhile all her relationships end because she started cheating 2 weeks in
The fact that you wouldn't clown on the older ladies because it was too dark is hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Too true. Not mocking someone is sometimes more insulting than doing it. Damn.
⌚️ Európa the last battle
@@budget-88interesting pfp. Not sure why it reminds me of my loan officer.
@@billgates3699 Wish ill be able to see the 4th one in my lifetime. idk tho
watch moms if you want clowning on older ladies. Its hilarious but I feel bad for the ladies lol
Imagine being one of the women who was made fun of in this video and seeing this, and then imagine being one of the older women that Sam felt bad about bullying so he didn't look at your profile lmao
You think any of these normie women would even scroll past a Sam Hyde video?
One of these women got targeted through her instagram by some of Sams viewers. She made a post about it on Reddit, and honestly this Sam dude seems like such a douche, what is is target audience?
EDIT: I googled him, Jesus Christ how is this person allowed to breathe
@@kevinmcmillin870 Yeah, thats why I said imagine.
@hampetaikko7942 literally who cares
@JanitorScruffy Yeah but you phrased it "imagine if you were one of them", not "imagine if one of them"
Tinder and Bumble are basically a single mom haven....either she's a single mom or she's trying to get sober from years of bar hopping and powder usage. At this point, Id rather stay single, learn more useful skills, and become the nastiest physical beast I can be.
Cringed enough when one of the main tags they list is political beliefs
@@Watanga10 or telling me they're all vaxxed up lol
How is there a way to triple the like button?
Wasd?
@@Htownspaghettiking South East Asia
Have a dog in a city is disgusting. Dogs need room to run and live. People keeping large breed dogs in apartments going in little walks around the block once a day is animal abuse. And you know these bitches aren’t walking the dog 10 times a days so it can piss and shit,so you know they just let the dog piss and shit in the floor everyday. You never get that smell out either.
Truee I hate it 😅
Should be illegal.
I recall back when I did sub-cotract painting that one client's hardwood floor reeked of pug piss. Yummy!!! Had to spend three days there. Needless to say I was delighted to be done with the project.
I lost my mind laughing when I found out just how normal average americans find putting dogs in crates. Truly mind boggling.
@@yossarian00 it's the worst shit in the world
I love when sammy makes fun of women online
You probably meant to write "whores".
Funny way to spell lizards.
@@youtubeenjoyer1743incel energy 😂
@@tomsnowden6201being incel is cool
@@tomsnowden6201sorry they aren't a cool redditor like you
16:25 "Is bumble all just single moms?"
Yes. Yes it is.
I’m in a town if less than 2,500 people. Can confirm that every single mom in the area is on bumble and tinder.
Every dating app is now days, it's sad
Sounds good no? For casual stuff.
desperate moms
@@farterboyHow do you think they became single moms? Enjoy your child support payments and psychopathic baby mama bro.
Deleted bumble instantly after I was drunk swiping and matched my cousin.
He who dares wins.
Did you hit tho?
Lolololo
@@autisticalbatross5594awesome username 😂.
She want it tho
I wonder if women realize that no matter what age range or location in the US, all their profiles look and read the the same.
you edited that because unlike them you are not sure of yourself.
@@NA-bw6pf No nitwit. I used the wrong "their".
@@theoreticalfitness7701 the the same
it the same for men you just need to have a gym body and write some bullshit like what sam did and boom a degenerate will match you
These dating app livestreams are hilarious. I don’t intend on going on these nightmare platforms, seems like hell
I got bbls bouncing daily get good!
Dude they're looking in the like 26 - 33 range, it's all single moms and used up roasties. 18 - 22 you get decent results if you're in the city and not butt ugly
Yeah it just feels too artificial for me. Anybody on these apps is either getting desperate or convinced this is the only way.
i started using them because of these streams. all i can get matches with are art hoes that look like they smell.
@@Uegue I don't understand how having sex with a stranger can be beneficial outside of the short term validation/fix, cause none of these people are really going to be in a serious relationship.
The fluoride stare holy fuck
All
😳
Sam referring to older women as "some rugged shit" broke me 😂
Well...
Lmfao
not just that, but the boundary line for "rugged shit" starting at 30
LOL
She got some cones
Especially since he looks 50+ 😂
Imagining all of these peoples lives makes me very sad
О, Мартин, а ты что тут делаешь?
It makes me realize that my life isn’t so shit, and that if I take real action now I can be way better off than these sorry sacks of self empowered girl bosses.
lol life is going to hit you all hard.
@@NA-bw6pfIkr
@@NA-bw6pfbro is bitter and projecting
When these ladies finally meet him to prove they're real, they'll have gicked their last gack.
⌚️ Európa the last battle
@@budget-88Zamn
Every single time sam hydes thumb swipes on tinder 500 thousand Venezuelans casually hop skip and jump into the united states over the mexican border... in real time in reality lmao
Dating apps feel like a self deletion speed run now
@@FrankFugazi-jh6ke yea they are. Speaking from experience. Just because you’re getting laid doesn’t mean you’re oblivious to the degeneracy of women. Common misconception about the top guys is that they are clueless when in reality they see the absolute worst in women
What a time to be alive :/
@@mrlevinielsen sorry I don’t speak normie
@MrLevi39 Looking at your pfp and channel content I can tell you're definitely on the spectrum. Looks like some projecting on your part
@@mrlevinielsen sorry friend, I already told you I don’t speak normie. I can’t understand what you’re typing
Me scrolling through Dating apps in 2023
“Wait is she Trans?”
playing russian roulette
@@blackstar9481I call it "trying not to bob for apples"
I got permabanned from Tinder years ago for trolling too much
These baddies better back that GYATT up on Sam before he's put into a self defense situation.
Imaging being one of the girls and seeing this video 💀💀💀
its a good wakeup call
That has literally happened, new post on r/RBI
@@voicedtunicOH NAH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@voicedtunicliterally? Literally happened? Okay why dont you provide us link? Oh right it never happened. Why would it even apprar in RBI?
it did happen i just looked it up she went crying to r/rbi and all the reddit cucks told her to try suing sam and that they'd mass report the video lmao
Using dating apps made me more suicidal then Ive ever been my whole life
Same. I almost blew my brains out before i met my wife on Hinge.
same
I can relate , brother . It’s a miserable experience , and definitely not healthy . Don’t let these dating apps tell you that you’re worthless . You don’t need it .
@@WheresMyInhaler It's not even just that, but merely "observing the field" and of what constitutes 95%+ of these women on these apps that is intensely black-pilling to any lad with half a brain. It may be theoretically possible to find someone that is decent and real on these platforms and within these realms, but good luck!
@gLitCheRR44 any of the semi attractive ones have a mulatto baby without fail
Sam realizing that he has to actually make his account appealing and going back to change it is so funny
Fluoridated water supply
Had a dream a few nights ago that I asked Sam if he isn't married/doesn't have kids because he doesn't want to alienate his female fans.
His Korean idol management firm contractually prevents him from doing so.
@@demolition_lovers 🎶 all we are, all we are, is bullets I mean this...
The loud coughing by every single person has me laughing so hard right now
I like seeing what my friends in real life sam and chris do when we arent hanging out
sam writes a sentence that is completely bleeped : is this against terms of service?
You should text sam about being his trad wife
new ESL wife just dropped
@@IndiaNumberOneCoubtryDon’t be fooled she isn’t real
5:35 god, sam's take on dogs is SOOO true and nobody is willing to admit it. I adore this man
"Give me that gum." Immediately the lackeys start packing gum into their faces. It's great.
YO JET
These are a hell of a lot funnier without 30 minutes of Sam babyraging, coughing, eating, interrupting chat reads 5 times in a row.
UH OH
BWABY SAMMY ANGWY
RAGEPOOPIES IN MY DIAPY!!!
Hey Sam how do I- GOON? HOW DO YOU GOON ILL TELL YOU!!
I hope he reads this somehow and does it even more
@@dingdongspaghetti I love the people that get mad at him interrupting chris
Kindly disagree. Definitely added to the experience
I work nights at a factory. Bumped into a friend I haven't seen in 10 years. Told me I hadn't changed a bit.. seriously tho. Don't work nights if you can avoid. Bunch a fuckin weirdos.
I agree. Some of the guys on that night shift are like another breed of the human species, they almost consider themselves a different class to day shift guys.
Getting tattos is like spray painting the outside of a house you cant move out of
Meanwhile him and his entire staff simp for the 6 on fishtank😂
..which one are you calling the 6?!
imagine defending these creatures
Because Josie isn't a fucking whore and thats what matters
And not to mention the fish tank girls are all riddled with the usual DEPRESSION ANXIETY BPD SCHIZO shit and all take meds lmao
I need that fucking first track
edit: it's bill jobs - ayylien
You know where I can find it I dont see it on his bandcamp or youtube.
@@cactusmuncher2274 its unreleased
Unreleased joint
I CANT shut the fuck up about Tristan Tate, is the killer line hahaha
Sam and his crew looking like they do and clowning on people for their appearance
this
Sam hyde later went on a shooting spree at a toronto nightclub
what is it with these people who do nothing im the comments but find things to obsessively complain anout
This is always the dumbest logic. Sub 70 iq thought. Who gives a shit what I look like? I’m making fun of the way the person I’m making fun of looks
I think it gives them the authority to.
Im glad my family’s dogs actually have the space to run around in the mountains where they live
Sam is making those faces my dad makes when he looks at the computer
"Probably yeast!!" 😂😂😂
will we ever get the texting phase of this lmao
As someone who met my now wife in person, before this stuff existed...thank God.
It's a hellscape now.
@@LandersWorkshop Do you know what the funniest part of hell is? It's that we created it. It is the manifestation of our sins.
I'm glad I'm old now.. and don't have to worry about it anymore lol.
@@awkwardautistic I wish the world would go back to just before smartphones were a thing.
It's great to see the streams back up and going
500$ of super swipes 😂😂😂
“It might be funnier to make fun of younger people.. It’s a little too dark” hahahaha
2:55 (In Zach Hadel sensible gamer voice)
“Nah but seriously im actually a state trooper”.
Holy shit, I can hear it.
it's kinda telling that the ugliest one, who was also balding more than most men, is the only one that had a height requirement
LMAO @ 24:28
Spot on.
The lady you said this about saw your comment btw
@@ealize7460 really lmfao
MALDING@@ealize7460
good @@ealize7460
What if the Gaza siege has nothing to do with land or natural gas off the coast of Gaza.
What if it's all about sacrificing children to Remphan.
They have a fresh supply always trapped in Gaza.
that would make sense why they keep emphasizing about them.
Probably true tbh
holy shit can't believe Sam Bankman Fried's exgf is already on Bumble that's crazy guess she dodged those charges
✡️ can do no wrong. Look at Mordechai Orian, Jeffrey Epstein, Benjamin Netanyahu, ect.
Sam got that homeless Indian that lives in charnels and huffs decaying body smoke rizz
Every time I saw a girl walking her husky at my apartment complex it pissed me off to no end
Dog mogged.
Sams right about a lot, but hes most right about psychopaths who keep dogs in cities…its cruel
A golden or something small and lazy maybe, but working breeds are inhumane unless you’re an every day jogger with wide open nature nearby.
WHAT IS THE SONG LIST PLEASE
I love how EVERY single profile has "EMPATHY" in it. Something women are genetically incapable of
My girl is extremely empathetic. Do you think she could be a dude or something? Lmk what to do
@@codycox2465 check under the hood for spare parts
@@codycox2465 check “her” bedroom for dilators
@@codycox2465 Might be a transformer, brudder
@@codycox2465 She is a dude
First pic of the trans, me thinking: "thats a trans, thats a trans, thats a trans..." here we go he give her a like 😂
- Go to an escape room and just stand there smoking a cigar until the employee complains about the mega hotbox you've just created
- Do the chubby bunny challenge in your tinder dates car all up in her face (*muffled* "Was this spit already on your shirt ?")
sam's comment about dogs in the city as opposed to dogs in the country is true. stuffing them in a crate in the apartment is torture for the dog and the owner
The music that kicks in at 11:25 soothed my brain 🧠 and made this video so much better 😊
It's not horrible. Like a mediocre Tycho.
@@jermasbiggestfan7796 yeah its not horrible, its obnoxious
Unironically tho
You look like a bad guy from a Steven Seagal movie might be the best diss on a chick I ever heard
23:23 you know a joke is fucked up when sam reacts like this 😂😂
Sam's form filling funnier than all these comics' standups.
need the music at the start 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Sounds like mr oizo
edit: it's bill jobs - ayylien but not released (yet)
@@Flesjemetwater Thanks babes
what’s the song at 2:50
17:40 "She's built like a quarterback" 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for your service
Scrolled past the profile with “we’ll get along if you laugh at cops” as a cop profile😪
and yes, catfishing women is based and you should do it.
It’s Chadfishing, get it right.
who cares dude it's not like he's gonna go out on a date with them
guys I just wanna thank god for giving me the opportunity to work hard and enjoy funny videos. cheers from Oregon
Oregon fucking blows.
Cheers from Oregon.
You can tell some of these girls had old photos from their mid 20s, and they probably think that's fairly "recent" but then you see a more current photo on the profile anyway...
The younger guys clearly look up to Sam. I would know because I look up to my big brother as well
he's literally their boss
Does Sam have a public playlist? The background music is killer
easter eggs. 🥚
I’m noticing a theme in the age range Sam “likes” in these videos
Song @ 2:03 & 4:35 ?
I want more of this NOW
Hey Sam’s comment section, coming here hoping to find some advice since Sam’s talked about car reccomendations a lot in the past. I’m a college student who needs to get something used, and I’ve thought about the crew cab full size pickup route, but it wouldn’t really be viable for me with fuel costs/needing to park in a dorm garage. What should I go for? Need something good on gas with the storage space to eventually move out somewhere and take some shit places.
Get a moped.
Get a early 2000 Ford Ranger. Small truck that's good on gas. 4Runner or crv would also good
Get a 2000s Subaru Outback or Forester. Pretty good mileage and the things like to just go. They're pretty good if you live in one of the more rugged parts of the country bc of the AWD and there's tons of space despite not being huge cars.
Ill second the Ranger suggestion. Pretty bulletproof as long as you keep up on oil changes and don't let the coolant get low. Best small truck that isn't a Toyota
Walkmaxx
Instantly sees woman in cast, realizes it's just beating a dead horse. Man, you really do get just awful options once you move the slider over to like 37. Unbelievable how accurate the meme is.
I love how Sam judges women like he didnt look like a bridge troll
I find him charming somehow. In an obnoxious way. I laughed at the troll remark though 😅
Oh, body shaming much?
@@BrokenInBeauty prob because he's real and down-to-earth
@ChannelBreakingNews Have you seen basketball Sam? He's a cutie!
@ChannelBreakingNewsSam used to be handsome before the HGH
Funniest part is Sam changing Andrew Tate to Tristan Tate
The beginning song is Bill Jobs - ayylien
Can't BELIEVE I saw a former high school classmate in this video
hell world hell world hell world hell world
"Lets see some rugged shit." 😂😂😂
That thumbnail is insane lmao
nick reviews houses, Sam reviews beat ass Wall Show contestants
Chris is nervous like a battered housewife waiting for the next barrage of violence.
Sam "Israel" Hyde CLICKBAIT?!?!?
If you pay close attention, this is Bumble NOT Tinder
Seems shifty to me
0:28 gaming gripes
The dog take was unhinged😂
True though
Cranston has some straight up dogs out there..
Anyone else sense this weird delay between Sam's jokes and his crew laughing? Like it sounds trained, but they don't know when to laugh on cue
"Cheese fries" 18:27
Sam is amazing at improv. Very few ppl can “bounce a bit” just like that. Sometimes they need leads or they are simply working in the same room(editing and stuff) and it takes time to hit them.
it's called being a hack who knows they are a hack, in other words a wannabe. instead of trying to get better he lives in denial and surrounds himself with yes-men who constantly praise him and will never wound his incredibly fragile ego.
Sam needs to make a fish tank spin off with speed dating, but he ends up finding the absolute trashiest, most diabolical woman ever.
This is Bumble, Sam. You lied to me.
wuts that song yall use i like that song
Sam being 6'5 is the funniest running gag considering he's 6'3 which is already tall asf
6’3 is practically a manlet
You gotta ropemaxx if you are under 6'4
I think he actually is 6'4 or 6'5
Could be an optical illusion because his frame is so massive
@@AgniFirePunchI’m 6’3 and I met him irl he is 100% 6’5 dude towered over me
@@jesusiscoming6843 I figured as much
Can someone please help me with finding the name of the song that begins at 11:25?
It sounds really nice 😊